#goat army

[official-goat-posts]

May I join the goat army?

~@otis-the-teeth-grinder

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

you are part of the goat army now

[hoss-bonaventure]

[cozycraftzbl]

The borzoi army is coming along nicely

[official-goat-posts]

we've made sunsetforestzone into a goat person

next step is to turn him into a goat

goat

duuuude

[thatsbelievable]

[solhunder]

What are LBM feelings toward the Yuletide goat?

...julebukk can stay.

[readingtheentrails]

You Should've Left

Lorne - Gwendoline Christie

Severance - Season 2, Episode 3 - Who Is Alive

Lorne Gifs 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11

[victusinveritas]

Fusilier Windsor was charged with "unacceptable behaviour", "lack of decorum" and "disobeying a direct order." All information below from Wikipedia:

A Canadian animal rights group protested to the British Army, stating that he was merely "acting the goat", and should be reinstated. Three months later, on 20 September at the same parade ground, Billy regained his rank during the Alma Day parade which celebrates the Royal Welsh victory in the Crimean War. Captain Simon Clarke said, "Billy performed exceptionally well, he has had all summer to reflect on his behaviour at the Queen's birthday and clearly earned the rank he deserves".

Billy received his promotion from the colonel of the Royal Welsh Regiment, Brigadier Roderick Porter. As a result of regaining his rank, he also regained his membership of the corporals' mess.

Billy is not the first goat in the army to have troubles. At one time a royal goat was "prostituted" by being offered for stud services by the regiment's serving goat major to a Wrexham goat breeder. First charged with lèse-majesté, the goat major was ultimately court-martialled under the lesser charge of "disrespect to an officer" and reduced in rank. The goat major claimed he did it out of compassion for the goat, but this failed to impress the court. Another royal fusilier goat earned the nickname "the rebel", after he butted a colonel while he was stooped over fixing his uniform's trouser-strap. The incident was described as a "disgraceful act of insubordination.

At the time of posting, William "Billy" Windsor is honorably retired and residing in a Bedfordshire Zoo. He's outlived Queen Elizabeth II. So there's that.

Another regimental goat: Taffy IV, of the 2nd Battalion of the Welsh Regiment, was on active duty in France during World War I, participating in the Retreat from Mons, the First Battle of Ypres and other famous battles. He was awarded the 1914 Star.

[has-the-gavle-goat-burned-yet]

December 20, 2023

No

[verittean]

after several hours of struggling on trying to decide how to draw turbo i finally managed to get something

it's just a little doodle of a scene i'm writing to inspire me to keep going + i also decided to include some practice sketches that helped me figure out how to draw turbo

ok enough distractions i need to get back to writing bye

rambling that is somewhat related in the tags

[like-tears-in-rain-storms]

Getting deeper into 40000k and my first report is:

Konrad Curze did not do enough things wrong. Please let him fuck shit up in peace and look absolutely unhinged while doing so.

Me:

[unlimited-sciuridae]

walk into the hotel and see this polycule running it.

Charlie has such big polyam energy. So I just...keep giving her spouses.

[cozycraftzbl]

Come join the borzoi pit

[bil-daddy]

A Mystery Bag that my coworker drew that made me think of you

And that coworker's name? Bildad the Shuhite (me)

[readingtheentrails]

Not a Mammalians Problem

Lorne - Gwendoline Christie

Severance - Season 2, Episode 3 - Who Is Alive

Lorne Gifs 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11