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quick megumi style study
#my art#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#fushiguro megumi#jjk fanart#megumi fushiguro#i LOVE trying to 1:1 art styles it's such a fun challenge#and it appeals to me bc i love deception and lying for sport and trying 2 mold all aspects of myself in2 something else#trying to draw like gege felt like trying 2 forge someone's signature and trying 2 draw like the anime felt like going against all instinct#theres NO midtones in the anime shading i was like. is this it. surely this cant b All the shadows i am allowed#cell shading without blended areas feels so wrong 2 me#and the shape of his hair.....he looks so silly......why does he look like that.....#i was fighting the urge to 'fix' it w every bone in my body#rly opened my eyes to just how many favours i do him in my art style#i will happily bear the burden of being megumi's hairbrush good god he needs it#it's not so egregious in gege's style bc it's all so blocky and angular everywhere + the b/w balances out w negative space#w trying 2 replicate gege's style i think my main challenge was finding a good brush dupe to mimic his crosshatching#my current render style is all over the place tbh im not even sure i'm super happy with my own which is kinda embarrassing#i think im in an in between phase that's neither smooth nor rough so i try to lean in2 the messiness to make it look intentional#instead of confused#but overall i think i did rly well in that i like these all ok and i had fun smile :)#maybe ill do th other first years
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pros and cons of scaring the shit out of ur big ass truck bf
(made a sort of part 2)
#jazzop#sharky’s art tag#jazzpax#tf jazz#tf orion pax#tf optimus prime#orion pax#transformers jazz#autobot jazz#jazz transformers#transformers one#tf one#tfo#tf#transformers#transformers fanart#maccadam#jazz continues to be the only person who can sneak up on optimus#he uses this to his advantage. frequently HAHA#poor op… he squished his breakfast#god fuck this made me laugh SO hard while i was drawing it HAHAHAH#i live for optimus’s facial expressions hes such a fucking goober#HES EMBARRASSED LEAVE HIM BE HAHAHAHAHA
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cw: pro-hero bakugo, reader has boobs, kind of explicit/nsfw? idk i describe boobs, reader is smaller and shorter than bakugo, unedited sawry
bakugo's muscle tee looks as ill-fitting as it'll ever be draped over you.
there are reasons for this, perfectly founded and logical reasons for why that is—the main one being that, it's, well, his; two, maybe even three sizes larger than what it should be to fit you properly.
but, he can't stop staring, and there are reasons for that too—the main one being that, it's his, and yet, the only way he can ever imagine it now is when it's being worn by you.
your hips sway to the song you've been humming for the past five minutes. it's the same one, the chorus on a perpetual loop. he's sure it's the only part you know; you do this often enough that it's the only part he knows now, too.
the hem of his tee hits right at the top of your thighs, concealing just enough to tease, but he’s confident that if you reach up even the slightest bit for the cupboard overhead, there'll be nothing to hide.
he feels a little bit like a creep like this, watching as he stands in the middle of your shared living room, but it's impossible too look away—you've got to be doing this on purpose, right?
heat flares inside of him when you turn your body ever so slightly, the armhole of his muscle tee large enough to give him the clearest view of skin—
he gulps.
it's smooth, sloping just right; the side view of your under boob curves into its perfect shape and he can imagine it, feel—
(is this considered perving if he's been with you for years?)
the pan in front of you sizzles as you plop in god knows what. you pour in something from the side and wait, one hand propped on the hip you pop out. then, you pick up the pan, attempting to flip what's inside (probably a pancake, now that he thinks about it).
it’s hard to focus on what you’re cooking though, especially when all he sees is plump flesh jiggling, bouncing as you further agitate the pan.
he just got the pants of this suit readjusted, and now they're fucking tight.
bakugo normally runs hot; it’s kind of part of his dna. but this warmth is different, flushing him from head to toe. it creeps up the side of his neck, painting the tips of his ears a blooming red.
you turn around then, plopping the pancake on the plate atop the counter behind you.
"oh! you're done," you greet him with a smile. so. fucking. casually.
as if your tits aren't fucking peaking against the gray fabric of his tee.
as if you think he buys the fake innocence poorly concealing that sly, conniving look in your pretty eyes.
as if you aren't standing in front of him in his muscle tee, wearing nothing underneath it like you didn’t do this on purpose. like you don’t know what it fucking does to him.
his eyes squint suspiciously, deep vermillion staring straight into yours.
you tilt your head, the tips of your lashes kissing the top of your cheekbones as you blink. you reach for a bottle of honey.
“everything okay?” you ask, voice syrupy, sickeningly sweet.
your movements play in front of him languidly, the corner of your lips curling up slightly as you smirk. honey catches on your finger as you pop open the bottle cap.
he’s supposed to be out the door in five minutes if he wants to make it in time for a meeting at the agency. technically, he should already be there if he wants to keep up his track record of consistently being fifteen minutes too early.
but you start to approach him, rounding the kitchen island. there’s a narrow space between him and the slab of marble, but you slide into it like it was made for you.
he’s certain it was, from the way the tip of your nose brushes against his as you tiptoe. your tits are right fucking there, brushing against the skintight material of his suit.
there’s too much fucking fabric if you ask him, between cotton and spandex.
your grin widens, and he feels hot, the heat from his cheeks radiating.
then you whisper, still saccharine, “breakfast is ready,” before kissing him on the lips lightly. a short peck, soft in the way that promises more before you slip away, giggling in your retreat.
he huffs, watching you leave. his feet shift as he thinks.
five minutes, huh?
like hell he’s going to eat these damn pancakes for breakfast today.
#bakugo x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bnha x reader#mha x reader#ALWAYS GOING TO PUSH FOR THE BKG CLOSET PERV AGENDA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#he HAAAAAAAAATES that he feels this way BUT LIKE ALL HERO STORIES START WITH: his body moves on its own 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️#he tries to restrain it sooooo hard#but i think when youve been together a while something shifts in him#he still gets flustered!! still gets so hot and embarrassed about it!!! but i think he grows comfortable#with the idea that he /can/ act on it. that it isn’t shameful if he does.#so i think the big difference between a pining bakugo and being in a relationship w him#esp a long term one#is the fact that his reactions are still very much the same#but his actions become more proactive when he feels more secure in the relationship#and i adore the idea of a reader who loves teasing him for it#who looooves pushing his buttons#who looooooves seeing how far they can take it#and it's all fun and games and he's blushing and everything when you do it#but he gets you back so good for it. SOOOOO good. oh my god.#ok bye this was my brainrot at the gym today#rated#shotorus.bubble#bnha#katsu
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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah
#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again#the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys#saw#well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand#know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows#your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn#thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down#something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness#the transformation of a man into a monster#and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption#sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this#do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore#it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating#fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn#i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him#until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else#well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God#where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium#anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus#maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man#i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed#if only he hadn't been weaponized first#god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already#but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there#rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts#ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly#cat chat
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*spotlight hits me* THIS IS MY GREAT GOD GROVE OC, SAILOR!!!!!
He’s an amnesiac sailor who is found washed up on Grove Cove after a shipwreck! With no memory of who she is or where she comes from she stays at the Grove, living in his boat S.S. Harley. Sailor travels around the Grove but has a particular soft spot for Milldread and their big beautiful God of Harvest v///v Hes a carefree tooney gal who’s in no rush to recover memories or dwell on where he came from!
This is his Boat, S.S. Harley! It’s funny, Sailor can remember the boats name but not his own….


#great god grove#great god grove oc#ggg oc#my OCs#I LIKE EM TOONEY….#THIS IS THE FIRST OC IVE MADE FOR PREEXISTING MEDIA SINCE LIKE…HIGHSCHOOL#TURNS AWAY….#and yes….i ship her with Cobigail NO ONE LOOK AT ME IM SO EMBARRASSED LMAO#feel free to ask about him if you want!#ggg godpoke
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Jason Todd who always notices when (in your attempt to care for him) you serve him the better cuts of meat or the more beautifully plated meals, where the sauce hasn't spilled over into the greens and the scoop of the rice hasn't browned on the bottom...
And Jason Todd, the fucking bastard, who always makes you trade plates with him.
#jason peter#jason todd x reader#i made some meatballs tonight and some of them fell apart... n i was just thinking abt how if you tried to give jason all the nice ones#and he noticed your plate had all the crumbled ones .. he'd be SOOO !!!#it used to p*ss me off so bad bc my grandma would always force us to give my grandpa the nicer plates of stuff#and would make us like. debone his fish for him or butter his potato or heat his plate or w/e#and my grandpa wouldn't even like. care or notice. so it was all so pointless#but i feel like in a gen. relationship with toddy he'd be like. ummmmmmmmm no#and its embarrassing like u dont want to give him the bits that aren't pretty or well cooked !!#and he's like. i don't care. trade with me. now.#GOD#also jason who MAKES YOU THE PLATE??? stops u from getting up.#HELLO???/ GENIU S???#but anyway the boy wonder jason chap really broke my heart and i just keep thinking abt bringing that sad bastard home cooked food#he will never know i picked out the best scoops just for him... until he realizes lmao#he lives in a craphole but he's not letting his partner eat the gristle (altho i love gristle mmm)#my friends dogs hate me bc i eat their scraps lol#now i have to go out and buy bananas bc i have extra banana pudding ingreads#and im seeing my friends tomorrow#but UGH I DONT WANNA#but we dont waste. we try not to waste HERE#shii posts#gen
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tommy's self-preservation instinct being to cut loose but him consistently showing up for buck anyway. the concept of his love for buck outweighing his desire to protect himself
#i know that in his head he's constantly like “youre so stupid for this man kinard”#god buck has him wrapped around his finger thats sooo embarrassing for him fr#mimi.txt#bucktommy#911
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"Don't fall for it."
REVENGED LOVE (2025). EPISODE FIVE.
#revenged love#asianlgbtqdramas#asianlgbtdrama#cdramasource#dramasource#boyslovesource#tvedit#*#faiza gifs#GOD THEY SCRATCH EVERY ITCH MY BRAIN HAS IM SO READY FOR THEMMMMMMMMMMM#god cheng yu looked SO FINE here EVEN THO I WAS SECOND HAND EMBARRASSED FOR HIM SENDING THOSE PICS FVBDIBV#xiao shuai .................. 'dont fall for it' OH HONEY YOUVE GOT AN INSUFFERABLE STORM COMING.
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Ik everyone is like, "They've confessed so many times already, why aren't they dating!" But the thing is, internalized homophobia is a fun beast 👀, and this is not easy for Wine.
So when Wine prevents Faifa from confessing here, I honestly feel him. Coz, like, the kid barely came to terms with the fact that he's gay, and that it's okay to be gay. Just because he's ready to accept that doesn't mean he's ready to date yet. Because accepting you're queer does not simply prepare you to date a guy. Hell, it doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of it!
And he recognizes it on a certain level too. Thankfully, he's ready to set the boundaries to figure it out without (hopefully) breaking anyone's heart. He seems so nervous when he asks for time because he knows it's not fair to ask someone to wait for him to be ready.
But this is not just someone! This is Faifa (loml I swear). Which is why I love so much that Faifa's immediate response is acceptance.
Much to Wine's surprise, clearly.
He says we can keep doing this how you're comfortable. He allows them the chance to figure it out together. He lets Wine define their relationship because he saw Wine struggle with his sexuality and probably understands this would not be easy for him.
And that is why this feels earned...
It's a confession Wine knows will not be misunderstood or taken for granted. It's one he knows Faifa deserves and one he will treat preciously. And Faifa, to his credit, absolutely does!
He doesn't push; he doesn't demand. He accepts the uncertainty with a smile.
Because what Wine needs time for is not to accept Faifa. It is to accept himself. It is to accept this new life for himself. And that 👏🏽takes👏🏽 time👏🏽
But Fa also makes sure Wine knows that he's special.
Fa has his own struggles, and honestly, that might be the reason both of them are willing to learn and try for each other. Because they know they'll never demand more than the other is willing to give. It's trust that they helped each other build.
The best part- They laid this out for us from the beginning of the episode!
It's a good thing he is willing to wait for you too, Wine <3
#okay but wine is so like me fr#the endless questions trying to make sure faifa really likes him#no matter how much confirmation he gets he repeatedly asks more questions juuussstt in case#good thing none of my ex crushes are on tumblr#my god id die of embarrassment 🫣#i love them both so endlessly though!#perfect 10 liners#faifawine#thai bl#gmmtv#bl rants#bl meta#thai bl meta#faifa p10l#wine p10l#p10l#junior panachai#mark jiruntanin#also like why are both of them so fucking pretty???#if heart eyes were people it'd be both of them#sooo sickeningly in love already
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he sighs and rests his head on top of his hand " man, you're so smart, using big words and shit. oh it's definitely embarrassing, and don't tell people i said that but ghosts usually are. " he scrunches his nose when they touch it but lets an easy smile appear on his lips, returning their gesture just as an excuse to get closer to them. " they really got it so wrong, honestly not even one thing right. and we hate women being wronged ! " he exclaims with a shake of his head. " is it selfish of you or is it selfish of me for letting you take them because you look so good in them and i love watching ? because i truly don't care about the answer, i will get all of them for you to wear. "
“ i think religion and willful ignorance towards science plays a part on how they’d react to technology . but if you’re a ghost who’s been around for centuries , it’s embarrassing . ” they’ll playfully boop his nose and grin . even if he has no idea what they’re babbling on about , they still appreciate the fact that he’s listening . especially after being together for all these years . “ they tried so hard and didn’t even make a dent . just wronged a lot of women though . ” she’ll sigh dramatically . “ i fully support your decision to up your graphic tee collection . and it’s not for selfish reasons and i get to wear them . that’s just an added bonus . ” // @flowcrbcds
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a lot of thoughts are being thunk
#havent been the same ever since i saw this clip a few hours ago#like its just. so simple but oh my gOD he makes me feel so many things#i dont wanna go all full obsessive on here bcs its embarrassing but#are yall even seeing his curlsssss like how has the rest of the world not just stopped to admire his hair????#how can people just go on with their lives without freaking out#and his pretty pretty pretty eyes#can never get enough of them#and just. everything about him is perfect?? like the nose and cheeks and#said i wasnt gonna get obsessive and then it still happened 🙃 i apologize#anyways. cutie pie#i reeeeaaallllyyyy need to write more college!will but i have no ideas 💔#nhl#hockey#will smith#william smith#san jose sharks#will smith hockey#sharks
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I watched electric dreams finally !!!!!
It’s so good and odd but ohshdkebdkwbdhmehdh EDGARRR !!! EDGAR I LOVE YOUU !!!!!! ! ! ! ! YOU DESERVE BETTER !!!!!

When I saw the ending I SOBBED what the HELL,,,,,

#electric dreams#electric dreams edgar#edgar electric dreams#EDGARR I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU8#wish there was more of him ….#just gonna blab about the movie here so uhhh#spoiler alert !! a!! eek!!!#watching the movie was so funny but also an entire rollercoaster#like#Madeline why are you just breaking in to moles house just because the door is open doesn’t mean you can go in ?????#probably just old fashioned stuff cause 1980’s but#moles how do you embarrass yourself SO BAD ????#multiple times in a row. constantly.#I feel bad almost but I don’t like him#stealing Edgar’s WORK#not even being nice to him what the hell what the hell#and then he DIES#me and my sister were talking about the alcohol making him sentient#and with the whole brain thing. maybe the alcohol is like a kind of electrical brain wires between the coponents? acting basically like one#though wouldn’t the alcohol evaportae eventually?#or is Edgar’s sentience permant#do I need to pour alchohol on him every once a while?#Edgar is such a perfect character#so nice and pleasant he can do no wrong#he tried to kill moles but I AGREE#HES SO RIGHT FOR THAT#there were so many good bits in this movie#like moles taking off his shirt like he was about to actually fist fight a literal computer good god#also would mole’s puzzel piece bricks have to be PERFECT bricks all the time in order to work?#what material would they be made of? is it durable?
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LET HIM GET UP LET HIM GET UP
#NO! LEAVE THAT MAN ALONE!#sometimes its embarrassing watching this part like bro only got a few punches in#let charles be a badass GOD#i get that he was fighting apocalypse BUT THIS IS LITERALLY CHARLES DOMAIN WHY IS HE GETTING BEAT#apocalypse wiping the floor with him damn#they really giving charles the damsel in distress roles IM CRYING#that man literally has military training please ☹️#my phone updated now my emojis are too big pissing me off#he’s literal the worlds most powerful telepath why is he losing in the astral plane?? 😧#if people weren’t so pissy about telepathy charles wouldn’t have to limit himself so much#anti-telepathy people i am coming for you (and not in the good way)#honestly this was all probably an excuse for jean to be cool but she could’ve done that herself we didn’t need to beat charles to a pulp#charles xavier#professor x#x men#anti xmen apocalypse#xmcu#cherik#wish does not shut up
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Literally no thoughts just Gojo after your wedding carrying you over the threshold of your hotel room. You’re not leaving for your honeymoon until the morning but he nearly trips on the doorframe in his haste.
“You really don’t need to carry me—”
“But it’s tradition, we need to consummate the marriage!” he insists. Within seconds his lips are against yours and he’s fumbling with the light switch, and you finally swat his hand away and just beg him to take you to the bed.
He works the zipper of your dress down, part of him sad that he’s not going to see you in this gorgeous gown again, but then it reveals your white lace lingerie and the groan he lets out is broken and guttural and desperate.
This is far from the first time he’s seen you like this, but there’s something about this moment here and now that makes it so much more intense, so much more intimate and he just never wants to let you go.
“Satoru,” you whisper, and his breath hitches.
He leans down to capture your lips in a kiss. “Shh, I know. Just lemme take care of you, like I promised.”
And when he sees the gold band on his fourth finger pressing into the skin of your hips as he sheaths himself inside of you, he nearly loses himself, sending up a prayer to whatever gods are listening that he can keep his promise to keep you safe and happy forever.
#I’m so drunk rn I’m sorry if this is incoherent#I just came home from a wedding and am feeling so sappy#also I have to be up tomorrow at 6am for work#can’t wait to be hungover 🫶🏼#anyway marrying Gojo would be amazing#I love him and I just wanna kiss him and hold him and let him know how special he is#oh god I’m gonna be so embarrassed and might delete this when I wake up#so revel in it now I guess?#idk it’s probably not good lol#gojo x reader#Gojo Satoru x reader#gojo x reader fluff#Gojo x reader smut#Gojo Satoru x reader smut#jjk smut#gojo smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen#Gojo Satoru#jujutsu kaisen x reader
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I wonder if Apollo ever tried to talk to Artemis about her syncretism with Selene.
Because after his syncretism with Helios, he felt so awful about it, and maybe he would hope that his sister would understand. That she would be the only one to understand.
What do you think?
ah but it wouldn't have been artemis would it? it'd have been Diana, let's not forget that this is all set during roman times
the horror of apollo's syncretism is that it was subtle and insidious, hard to fight because there was nothing to fight, it wasn't violent it was creeping. the horror of artemis' syncretism was that for a time it was complete ego death, she became a whole another person. so she was already being taken over by another identity and now we add another one to the mix???? this is an absolute mindfuckery. apollo's horror is his self awareness and artemis' is her lack of it, I've seen post syncretism diana believing she had always been the moon goddess of their pantheon
so how does artemis feel about selene?? I don't know. she's a repressor and syncretism causes memory problems, she probably surpressed a lot of memories of her. I can imagine apollo asking her about it and her answer being a kinda aggressive shrug and change of topic. and apollo wouldn't push. because he knows first hand how tortuous it is to be aware for this. he would recognize this as her protecting herself and would never want to subject her to what he goes through, especially when she clearly doesn't want to. so he'd just,, take note of it and be careful not to trigger her. soooo pretty par for the course with them tbh 😅😅
still... something I wonder... the moon fits very well with artemis' domains of course but,, she's a goddess of nature. of forestry and animals and very grounded things. apollo is the god of light and that's where the sun thing came from, they're very related. and artemis is apollo's twin so if he becomes the sun then of course it only makes sense for her to be the moon, they're a matched set, they're (sun&moon) a matched set, it's only logical. still I always get the impression she only comes by her moon associations through her connection to apollo so,, I just have to wonder how she may feel about it
there's something to be said about the only things keeping her afloat on the modern world being things that associate her or are connected to apollo. the moon and her patronage of girls and childbirth, the only thing that connect her to civilization. but her main things?? the wilderness has been almost completely tamed and hunting is no longer necessary. that which was all encompassing in antiquity and has been slowly but surely been driven to irrelevance. by Civilization. her own brother. and now she's pretty much has to live by his charity. AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF HER DAD IS FORCING HER TO LIVE IN THE FUCKING US. so yeah I think she could be doing a lot better lmao
#to be able to even begin to unpack artemis' feelings towards selene and syncretism and The Moon i'd have to craft A Situation to put her in#and her feelings towards apollo... whooo#but for this in particular...#yes there is resentment of course#but there is very much shame at herself not be able to keep up#and what she sees as pretty much riding on his coattails instead of being there on her own merit#embarrassment at having to depend on him so much#this is not easy to resolve bc that's just the way society rolled#but it all starts with NOT MAKING HER LIVE IN A COUNTRY THAT CONSISTS EXCLUSIVELY OF CITIES AND TOWNS AND MAKING HER FEEL USELESS#LET HER GO TO PLACES THAT ACTUALLY NEED HER#alas. we need revolution for that#pjo artemis#toa artemis#pjo apollo#toa apollo#trials of apollo#toa#pjo hoo toa#the trials of apollo#pjo gods#percy jackon and the olympians
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Doodle dump. They're so family coded to me. Yes I love you, yes I think you're a huge dork, yes I am going to tease you till the day you die.


Because descriptions for the last two pages are long I will put them here instead of in the alt text! I was thinking about growing up in the early otts when gay marriage wasn't legalized and I didn't know gay people even existed... look at me now...
[ID: a two page comic of Phoenix Wight and Miles Edgeworth as kids in 2003 or whatever year that they're 9 in the time line. They are alone at recess because Larry got sent to the principal's office for trying to kiss a girl. Miles lies on the grass behind a half brick wall in the school yard, clearly upset. "AGH this is SO stupid! We can't even play signal samurai without our third samarai!" Nick crouches besides him looking kind of unbothered. "Well we could play something else like foursquare or-" Miles interjects "EVERYTHING ELSE IS BORING!". Miles sits up, crossing his arms and sulking. "They should make all the girls go to a separate school. Then nobody would kiss anybody." Nick notes a hole in his logic "Well, but boys might just kiss other boys then". "What? No, boys can't kiss other boys, don't be stupid." Miles says dismissively. Nick narrows his eyes. "Uh yeah they CAN". Miles leans forward, ticked off and glaring. "Um NO they canNOT! My dad told me boys can't get married to other boys, it's against the LAW". Nick responds "Married is different than kissing, genius. And anyway it's still POSSIBLE to kiss a boy". Miles is about to explode over being told that he's wrong, his face is red and he points an accusing finger out at Nick, who draws back in surprise. "well OBVIOUSLY they TECHNICALLY could, but nobody WOULD do it because it's a rule and people follow rules because they have to! And if you don't they'd put you in JAIL probably! So no boy would EVER kiss another boy OKAY?" Miles is tensed up waiting for Nick's response. Nick glances down at his outstretched finger, thinking about how he can prove Miles wrong, and gives it a tiny kiss. Miles starts screaming. /END ID]
#i don't think gregory edgeworth was homophobic! i think he was trying to explain gay people kindly and address their mistreatment#and miles with his flawed baby logic was like well the law is always right and that's illegal so it's bad!#i disagree with anime canon i do NOT think Miles was a reserved kid I think he had explosive emotions and only learned to mask them--#when von karma started raising him. I know for a FACT he was having the DUMBEST arguments and being like “well my DAD said...”#and i believe shame over his outbursts followed him to adulthood and that is partially why he hates to remember elementary school#also surely he and nick partook in embarrassing childhood rituals and he's like dear god i hope nick does not remember that#(nick remembers everything) (but i don't think he'd make fun of miles for it) (i think he thinks quite tenderly of them at that age)#i have friends I've known since I was 9 it's the weirdest thing. We have so little to talk about now but we have all this shared past#they feel more like family to me at this point it's like you've seen me be so cringe and forgave me for it and this has soul bonded us#ace attorney#my art#ace attorney fanart#gyakuten saiban#gyakuten saiban fanart#maya fey#ayasato mayoi#miles edgeworth#reiji mitsurugi#phoenix wright#naruhodo ryuichi#pwaa
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