#going to tag this as

[flofaiiry]

okay,, in regards to this post:

What if Jack is having a Whitaker kind of shift? He's been covered in far too many bodily fluids that were not his own, on multiple occasions throughout the span of his 12-hour shift.

He feels so yucky that he just takes a shower at the hospital before he leaves and gets in his beloved truck. idk if on-call rooms have like. en-suite bathrooms but let's just say they do!!

Jack doesn't bother to reserve the room or lock the door since he'll just be in and out, but apparently another employee had the same idea (I'm biased towards RNs and NPs, sue me) & they're so exhausted they don't notice or hear the shower running.

The RN/NP/whoever starts stripping out of their own soiled scrubs, just as Dr. Abbot opens the bathroom door, steam rolling out after him, with just a towel secured loosely around his waist...

brain goes brrr <33

OKAY YOU SENT THIS SO LONG AGO AND I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABT IT AND HOW TO POSSIBLY DO IT JUSTICE????? anyways let me try.

imagine jack & peds nurse or something not er and she decides to use the emergency staff's on call room bcs they never have time to be in them anyways and they're usually empty so u go in one and start getting undressed then this absolute specimen of a man comes out half naked with a fucking entourage of steam like he's some god or something. you both apologize profusely and offer to leave so the other can have the room but somewhere in there he makes a comment about his day then you make one about yours and now somehow you're sitting on the tiny little bed next to this doctor you've never really seen and talking about everything and nothing and all things in between and then before u know it he's kissing you and taking the rest of your clothes off and mumbling something into the crook of your neck about needing stress relief and to be honest- even though you've just met this man- so do you!! so you tug off his little hospital issue towel and just let him stress ball the fuck out of u. u both fall asleep after that, your respective 12 hour shifts finally catching up to you and when you wake up he's just... gone :( but you refuse to let sex that good just walk out the door so you start using that on call room more often in hopes to catch him in there again and you do and then the post work hookups become a little routine!!

[shirleyjacksons]

[pencildragons]

biblically accurate alice dyer ???

[corvidexoskeleton]

So because I'm an incurable sap and have been discussing with @rockshortage the possibilities for how marriage could work in nevarran culture, I feel obligated to share some of the headcanons and ideas that have coalesced as a result

So the basic idea is that marriage in nevarran culture is something that is typically a private moment between two people and a skull, because of course there has to be a skull involved

And why a skull, you might ask? Well, when two people wish to be married in nevarra, they must find or borrow a marriage skull. A marriage skull is usually shared communally by small towns or villages, passed down through families, or kept in publicly accessible crypts or spaces in more urban or densely populated cities. They can be identified by a small sigil or summoning circle engraved on the forehead

Once a marriage skull has been acquired, the couple recite an old nevarran incantation in order to summon a spirit of devotion to inhabit the marriage skull, where it will act as a witness as the couple recite their vows to each other. It's also not uncommon for a couple to exchange pieces of jewelry with each other during the ceremony - typically pieces of grave gold, to serve as a representation that the other person is becoming someone you will share your grave with, as the nevarran word for spouse or partner can be loosely translated to "one I share my grave with" (although this step is not always followed if the couple have no grave gold or jewelry to exchange, or don't wish to exchange anything)

After vows and gifts have been exchanged, and having served as a witness, the spirit ingrains a memory of the marriage into the skull itself to serve as a record after the ceremony ends, which physically manifests as the names of the recently married being magically inscribed in grave script into the bone of the skull by the spirit. After this is done, the spirit departs

A marriage can also be annuled by calling forth a spirit and asking that it strike the record from the memory of the marriage skull, causing the inscribed grave script corresponding to the marriage to become blackened and burned out, obscuring what it used to say

Eventually, a marriage skull will be retired when it no longer has any room for names on it, whereupon it will be enshrined in a local crypt, family tomb, or a dedicated room in the necropolis. In the event that the validity of a marriage comes into question, a spirit may be summoned into the skull in order to ask if the marriage in question really took place, but the memories may also be coaxed forth by a corpse whisperer without the need of a spirit

[51-queer-frogs]

Unstable reality zone warning sign

inspired loosely be the never found warning sign and. of course. the good old office for the preservation of normalcy. it maybe could be better executed but ehhhhhhhh.

[enjoyjellime]

Sorry for posting so much about Death Mark lol

It's not even a brainworm anymore, it's a full on brain butterfly that messes with my circuits every time it flutters its Yashiki-patterened wings.

Like... it's worse than my pokemon phase in middle school. How.

[lesbianlenas]

going to watch the melissa show now if i flatline & die it’s bc of melissa know that.

[petercushingscheekbones]

people with who you respect ridiculous non-existent boundaries because they never indicate where their boundaries are at

[penumbraphantasm]

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

[hetheymerrill]

Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will

[t1mmytim]

*Right before going to bed in Chapter 4*

Introducing Tututim my very original and very cool soulsona.

[neosatsuma]

jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.

[pookapufferfish]

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