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absoluteweirdo · 2 days ago

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As a Canadian Australian, we have the SYRUP OF LIES here.

So we stock up on our blood for whenever we come back from a visit.

It's always fun explaining a suitcase full of cans of maple syrup to customs.

just saying i prefer my food-based crimes to be more "heisting $1 million worth of syrup from the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve" and less "corporations giving toddlers listeria for fun and profit"

#i remember the first time i mentioned back-up maple syrup to my friends #they were horrified #i believe we only have 3 cans left #the reserves are short #time to return to the motherland #also if youre wondering #the syrup of lies i refer to is “golden syrup”#i would rather drown than have it again #and every time uneducated aussies say theyre the same thing i feel the maple syrup boil in my veins #storytime #anecdotes #canada #australia #maple syrup #golden syrup is trash and deserves to be thrown into the void

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