#goldie 🖤🐶💛

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Is this what it's like to have a headspace? Do your guys' headmates just stare at you??? What is he doing???

We don't have a headspace!!! How is this idiot (/a) looking at me???

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Hi, we're the Eden Collective (Previously the Hivemind System). We're a questioning system who isn't really out yet about this, so if you know our main, no you don't (Like, plz don't tell anyone)

This post is subject to change. We can't like or send asks from a sideblog, so expect anons with an @the-eden-collective tag with them.

Dni (I'll block you if I see you): Basic criteria, anti Endo, anti contradictory labels, proship, comship, darkship, lolishota, anyone in support of those (Before you say "Ohhh feelings Yakuza!!!", we have fucking trauma from those communities from when we were younger, so stfu and let us get away from our trauma. That doesn't mean I'm in support of harassment, I just don't want to be in contact with one of our traumas, anyone who's like "Uwa! Pedophilia is so cute!" and possible groomers.), Pro ana, pro ed, pro sh. (We got out of the sh boat, we don't want back in), Mdni, Nsfw, pro ai "art". I'm Pro Palestine, but antisemites can eat a rock as well.

Dnf anyone objectum to plushies. We have no issue with you, but our Plush headmate is uncomfortable with the idea of anyone being attracted to them.

System info:

We go by "Eden" Collectively here. We're technically fine being called by most of our names, but for simplicity, if you're talking about us as a whole, Eden is fine. We're bodily 17. A good bit of us feel older than the body, but that doesn't mean anything since our body is 17. He/they/it is fine when talking about us collectively. "She" makes some of us unhappy though, so only use that with those who actually use it.

Traumagenic, as far as we know, but can't pinpoint any disorder. Don't know when it started. We just know that it might have started along with our hallucinations, and that it's most prevalent in super stressful situations.

Somewhere in the median spectrum? Ig? Not sure.

We're good being called by a singular "You" or a plural "you all". We don't typically tag posts with our front unless we're sure of who it is.

We've got pretty bad memory, a pretty bad anxiety disorder, bad processing, ADHD, and something else. We also hallucinate (they're not super bad, but they're noticable). We like talking to people, we're just shy and awkward. I'm sorry if we mess up in conversations. We also have intrusive thoughts, though, it's better than it could be.

Boundaries:

We're open to questions, we'd like to answer them to learn more about ourselves. Here's our boundaries:

No sexual or romantic asks. We're bodily a minor. Gross. No flirting either, not even jokingly. Please use tone tags. Anything relating to "You shouldn't be pro Endo" is getting deleted and blocked. Please don't ask us about our main account, or anything that could lead to it. Nothing anime related, please. No asking to be friends (Flattered, but none of us know you well enough to be friends). Might add more if the need arises.

List of parts/alters/headmates/facets/whatevers (call us any of these). (Also I call them my "personas" on my main, so these are all secret spy names for them):

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Shoom 🍄💗: The host? It started from me, is all I know. I'm Shoom! I like horror, cute things, mushrooms, and chocolate I'm pretty anxious somehow I HAD to be the symptoms guy™, even though I'm controlling the body the most. He/they/it

Chime (Like, Chimera. But pronouncing it like the sound is fine too.) 🐰🩷: Comforter, social guy. Unfortunately, I don't front in social situations when I'm needed. Hello, I'm Chime. I enjoy reading, cooking, and aspire for us to be a therapist or psychologist when we get older. He/they.

Theresa 🐅💜⚜️: Hello. I am Theresa. I am mostly here for the others, to guide them. I am fine being known as feminine, or masculine. (They/she/he/one)

Shooter 🪖🔫: I'm only putting this here because I have to. I don't like talking to anyone outside of us. He/him. (Lucy+Arc note: He's the anger holder! And also the guy that comes out when we're fight-or-flighting!)

Lucy 😈💗: Hiii I'm Lucy! I like pranks, and scaring people. I like using emojis and typing quirks, so like... Be ready for that. ^^

Puppy 🐶🐱: Hey, I'm puppy. Cat/dogboy that is unfortunately also a symptoms guy. I'm pretty shy, so don't expect me to be super outgoing. For some reason I'm forced to front when we meet new ppl irl, which sucks, because idk how to talk to new people 😭. I am the same age as the body, but occasionally age regress.

Void 👁️🕳️: HELLO. I AM VOID. I LOVE LEARNING. I LOVE JELLYFISH. I AM NOT HUMAN. I MAY NOT TALK MUCH. I AM HERE TO WATCH. I DO NOT MIND BEING CALLED WHATEVER YOU WISH.

Bonnie 🐰🪓: I'm Bonnie. I am only putting this here for documenting purposes. I am not one for talking. They/it/She.

Doc 👁️👨‍⚕️: Hello! I am Doc. The doctor is in, so to speak! I'd much rather use my real name, but unfortunately, we are hiding. I love learning about us, I love learning about YOU! The human brain is fun to study, including our own, even when it is in distress. Ignore me watching, I'm just here to read on us! He/it/they/sol!

Arc🐰🖤👁️: Hihiii, I'm Arc! Idrk what to put here. Um... I like spooking!!! I'm a frequent fronter, I guess. I love being ghostly, and spooky. I'm just like a ghost fr. I'm a little like Lucy in terms of how I act, but I know we're different. (Shoom note: Arc has more violent thoughts than Lucy does, and more intrusive thoughts in general.)

Fyre 😸🔥: Yo! I'm Fire! I'm a cat, and love punky stuff, fire, and explosions. She/he/it/punk, but I'm open to tryin' stuff out!

Rammy 🐑💗: Rammy, the Ayesha Erotica fan! Preeety sure I'm a partial representation of our hypersexuality, so like... I won't talk about my creation for the safety of our body lolz. Bimbocore is totally my thing. She/him, but any is cool.

Patches 🐰🪡: Hi, I'm patches. I'm the one who comes out when we have a spiral. I'm the anxiety and self loathing holder, although pretty much all of us are anxious due to our disorder. I'm our "Vent Persona" on our main. I'm not sure about my pronouns, but they and it is what feels best right now. I'm a plush rabbit. I don't like having organs, or a body really. I am asexual and demiromantic.

Sniper 🪖💫: Sup! I'm Sniper! I'ma horror media fanatic and apocalypse lover. I'm super into industrial music, And One and KMFDM are my favorites! He/him/they/it/mutt, but sometimes that fluctuates n' stuff. Nice to meetcha!

Goldie 🖤🐶💛: Hihi! I'm Goldie. I'd much much rather use my real name though :(. I'm pretty new! I'm a dog! I'm half golden retriever, and something else. I use he/she/pup pronouns. I love pets! I don't know a whole lot about myself yet though. Great to meet you!

Dolly 🎭💰: Resident fantasy salesman ig??? Any pronouns? We don't know much about her yet, and she hasn't fronted, so I'm writing this for her.

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There might be a couple more, but we don't really know yet - 🐰🪡.

Edit: Oh my God there was - Sniper 🪖💫

We hope you'll enjoy talking to us! - 🐑💗

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Hiiiii Everyone!!!

We moves to @the-eden-collective

Now we can send asks and likes and follows from there!! And give everyone their own sideblogs!!!

See you guys there!

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A guy's talkin to me online because he thinks I'm cute, but I'm face first in a bowl of ramen noodles scarfin it up like a wild animal because there's a dog in my brain who needs that for her enrichment.

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We usually Identify with our host, transmasc nonbinary. This is because we're not out, but it's comfortable.

But, thanks to everyone here, we started picking up different pronouns. We collect now, and have way too many different neos.

We have trans girls in our brain that make being a trans guy confusing, but also... who wouldn't want trans girls in your brain? They rock.

We're simultaneously the most pansexual person ever, and the most aroace person ever. Our gender and sexuality are a rainbow in itself, and we think that's great.

We wanna be a city twink, we wanna be a mysterious asexual witch in the forest, we wanna be a mannequin, and we can probably figure out how to satisfy all of that.

Happy pride month! To kick things off, here's a question for all of you who are more-than-one in whatever way that means to you:

If your plurality and queerness are intertwined in any way, or you are queer because of your plurality, how does that work for you? Consider this an invitation to talk about all the complexities of who you are and how these two areas of your life connect to each other!

(We also see our queerness and plurality as intertwined, ftr – We just want to hear from others about their own experiences, lives, and identities!)

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When your dog alter needs to be satiated so you start lapping your ramen broth from the bowl. Do that, they'll love it*

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Haha i learned that Shooter likes bein called Sarge

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Actually I like the name Goldie now! I like Puppy too though.

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I think I'm slowly gaining a headspace, because three different dudes in here have learned how to look over my shoulder. Also Goldie can... Break it down, ig.

Those people being Goldie, Doc, and Void.

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It is me! The reason we are pubby!!!

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Breaking news! Despite system's lack of headspace, headmate somehow defies all logic to do the club penguin dance in their head.

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New guy wants puppy to be his real name, But we already have someone with Puppy as their fake name.

What do we do about this

New guy won't accept Hound or Mutt as her name because she doesn't like it. Maybe Goldie? She's like... Half golden retriever or something???

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He fronted and we learned that he's silly. I guess. And that he's bigender. He said he also doesn't know much about himself.

Ok. So. New guy time. We know literally nothing about him, aside from that he is a dog.

He is waving at us??? I don't know how that works. We don't have a headspace. He is waving to us without a headspace somehow. He will not tell us who he is. He's just... A guy???