#goo and bones

[dannyuta]

#two sides of the same 🥺 coin

9-1-1 | 8x03: Final Approach

[love-byers]

"A weight seems to lift; she feels so much less alone now."

[lyricaldystopia]

[tearlessrain]

I just want a Firefly reboot where every character who was white in the original is played by a Chinese actor. I just think that would be neat.

wait actually they should just do the entire thing in chinese with the sole exception of spectacularly butchered cowboy expletives in english whenever something goes wrong. just because it would be really funny. we're all watching everything with subtitles anyway it doesn't even need to be in english.

come on guys stop making dogshit reboots of things that don't need them and make this: a good reboot of something that really actually would benefit from a reboot.

[kaykishi]

puyo memememesmesmesmemsemsemsesemes

[defrostedvertebrae]

no fkin way lol my uber driver has his phone hidden on his leg but i can see in the side window reflection that he's gambling and driving

The epidemic of gambling addicts here is no laughing matter though. Absolutely terminal, you see a casino every 5 minutes you walk

[xavalav]

hi, I have too much time on my hands, and am looking for something to keep my hands busy.

I am hereby offering to draw Athanasius, with the only cost on your part is that you tell me more about them

!!!!!!!! yooooooo let’s fucking go that’s sick!! that’s really kind of you thank you :D

uh uh uh let’s see. i think the main thing that is becoming very apparent with athanasius is that he is a huge hypocrite. like with this session, he absolutely exploded at the party warlock partly bc yes it looked like he was just giving the all powerful time gauntlet to his patron, but also because athy was told his friend would die if he touched the gauntlet. so seeing him so close to the gauntlet majorly freaked him the fuck out and he’s upset because his friend put himself in danger and risked his life after he promised athanasius he wouldn’t. but with that said, athy is a hypocrite because part of the anger is also that he wants to sacrifice himself to save his friends and what is the point of that if they’re out there getting themselves killed?

he deeply believes that he and he alone should be the one to die in sacrifice to save the world, or at least his friends. this is what he was made to do, this is what the cult he grew up in trained him for. they instilled the idea that he has worth as a divine savior and that’s it- if he can’t become a divine savior ready to sacrifice himself to strengthen their order then he was of no use and worse, a poor son. as he has slowly been becoming disillusioned with his ‘family’, he has begun to latch onto his friends as the family he is supposed to die for.

this is all further compounded by the fact he just found but where his power comes from. it turns out that the god devourer he keeps encountering is the source of his magic and power. his divine lineage comes a godlike creature who consumes other gods for strength and is intent on seeing this world end. the thing that has been stalking him and tormenting him and haunting his dreams for years turns out to be the place he is drawing power from as a living fragment of it. the solution he was offered when given this information was that if he died with it, it would be gone for good. and though the person telling him this told him there would be another way and he could keep it contained and save himself, athy has made up his mind to sacrifice himself for his friends. bc that’s how you show your love right? your affection? you rip open your chest and present yourself to a world that will not remember you.

as a lil treatsie here are some doodles for him i don’t think i’ve ever posted here :3

[inanimateinsanitywiki]

a fun fact about my inanimate insanity jablinskis (gijinkas) is that i try and give them strange physical attributes that tie back to the object they're based on somehow (like how i mentioned suitcase's head opening up a while back) and for knife i made it so that his bones are made out of hollow metal. this also means that instead of breaking his leg here he somehow dislocated both his ankle AND his knee and even though he eventually snapped them back into place he didn't let it heal properly so sometimes he'll put pressure on it weird and his knee will pop back out of his socket or something and it's a whole thing

[poodletoy]

Im not usually big on vore but I just thought of a dragon swallowing someone and transforming them into goo in their stomach and puking them up annd 🤤🤤🤤

[ooglywooglies]

heres also a ghost thing i made once, i really like the hand walk i think it is very pleasing

[stealingyourbones]

NOOO MY BONES

I WAS STILL USING THEM

*tried to chase after you, but collapsed due to no bones*

SORRY NO TAKE BACKSIES >:)

[thunderheadfred]

There’s a reason we call Yogurt our practice baby

[beastblade69]

these two made my 13 yo bisexual arse go nuts lmao

[lisa-and-shadow]

Things I found in Starfield that I'm sure are totally fine. 🙂👍

This skeleton fused into a wall of goo.

This hot spring FULL of alien eggs on a planet described as devoid of life.

This toilet.

A refrigerator full of plushies stacked with Chunks brand apples.

A weird pile of blood, bones, viscera, and branches. (Turns out it was a Terrormorph nest.)

And a dead body that doesn't know it's dead.

BONUS!

Nothing weird about this, just funny. Two notes found in the same room.

[absentlyabbie]

a spine is truly a terrible thing to have

unjustifiable to project upon so weak and cretinous a skeletal structure ideals of courage and valor

let me be an invertebrate, i bet they don't get The Suffering because they dared lean slightly wrong while walking down the aisle of a fucking walmart

[sifloopboning]

You might get a kick outta this, but it wasn't until today that I realized you account was sifloop boning. I thought it was sifloop booning, whatever the heck that is-- This is just really funny and thought you would enjoy that!

it is funny!!! i too be reading shit wrong until like. 2 business years later when im like AH WAIT. READ THAT WRONG