Will's pulled four bitches and he only wants one, and he's only 15 like that's crazy, he pulled Jennifer in s1, he pulled the snowball girl in s2, he pulled Mike in s3 and he pulled the native american girl in s4, one person for season
Also I love the genderfluid Mike headcanon so you can also see him as Will's girlfriend (sometimes)
He's like "if you having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"
i cannot wait for mike to absolutely lose his shit every five minutes in s5 over will. will was the love of his life when he was just a little kid with a missing tooth & a bowlcut and then suddenly they didn’t see each other for half a year and will came back all buff and hot? yeah mike is done here.
add to that the fact that will is most likely gonna almost die a bunch of times next season? mike wheeler’s just lost twenty years of his lifespan
You know even I experience Byler doubt occasionally but like... how stupid would it be if Mike actually turns out to be completely straight and all we get is an "emotional" scene between him and Will where he just tells Will that he accepts him the way he is even though he can't reciprocate his feelings but "Hey, let's just be best friends forever you'll find someone else!" And then Mike and Eleven get the most unrealistic happy fairytale ending all thanks to Will's past sacrifices to keep their relationship together.
No like that would just ruin all of their characters and the show for me I'm sorry but it would be sooo bad...