#goofydr3am

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Goofy dream - truck made of spaghetti

From the view of a dash cam a cop was going down the highway and came across this big ass truck made of spaghetti. Some of the noodles and sauce fell off and smothered this guys cybertruck and the Cybertruck guy crashed. Cop pulls him over to make sure he's okay before going after the spaghetti truck. Jwcwe caught him. What a bastard

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Todays dream after I took a nap. It's very goofy but theres a naked guy in it so

11/7/24

I was at my cousins house. I was changing into this really heavy witch outfit when my partner walked in. He asked what I was doing, and I tried to act like I was just doing it for fun. Then my witch friends walked in, I'll just call them A and B because they didn't tell me their names. They brought a tarp and decided we were going to summon Satan. I told A I didn't want to summon Satan, and B didn't want to summon Satan either. So A leaves and my partner asks "what the hell was that?" I reveal that I am actually a witch and I prove it by using my telekinesis to push him back. He's terrified at first but then thinks it's so cool.

I receive a phone call from another witch named Gwen. She asks me about a party later and I suddenly develop a British accent for some reason. I tell her I'll be there and hang up.

Soon after, I go to the party, already dancing as I walk through the door. I'm greeted by a 10 foot cosplayer of the Tin Man from The wizard of Oz. I gave him a hug and did the splits as Bad Romance by Lady Gaga played. My witch friends cheered me on as I absolutely broke it down for those fools. Then, a random naked guy walked in. I got mad he was naked so I used my telekenesis to make him slap his own ass, and he cried. The proper response to seeing a random naked man.

I return home from the party, greeted by a very small person named Cirice, about 1 foot tall, doing ballerina dances. I join them in the graceful dances before they spun out of the room.

Then I woke up. That dreams probably gonna be in my top 5 weirdest dreams

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I remember almost all of my dreams, and they are often very bizarre. Some are scary, some are disgusting, some are nsfw. I decided I'm going to start documenting them for the world to read in this sideblog.

Tags:

#violentdr3am - The dream has a violent nature

#traumaticdr3am - The dream comes from a trauma of my own or something that could potentially trigger someone

#goofydr3am - The dream is just wacky as fuck

#NSFWdr3am - the dream is about sex

#nightmaredr3am - the dream is very distressing to me

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