#got7 shitpost

[idiaswifeey]

Anti-shifters, please DNI!!!

So, this prolly may count as a shitpost, but, seriously, do yall think I should script that Jackson Wang goes to NRC so I can attend *that* specific party? If yes, what dorm should I put him in?

[thealternateuniverse]

GOT7: The High School Menace Chronicles

Jaebum – The Walking Injury

🏃‍♂️ Tried to jump off the second floor, dislocated his shoulder instead. 🚿 Slipped on a wet floor, because karma is fast. 🪜 Fell down the stairs while chasing Youngjae for something stupid. 🐈 Goes to the vet clinic for anti-rabies shots because his cat scratched his eye for the ninth time. 🏚️ Broke a wall in the classroom after a "heated" argument with Jackson. 🍗 Fought Jackson again over chicken wings, but it was actually Bambam who stole them. 🕺 Dislocates something in his body at least once a week—whether it's from bboying or escaping class. 👊 "One for all, all for one" in fights—touch his brothers and you're done. ⚖️ Takes the blame when things go south, but gets away using loopholes in the school rules.

Mark – The Silent War Machine

🥊 Always involved in fights—sometimes for no reason. 🔪 Joins fights just because his brothers are in one. 📦 Objects should not be near him—he will throw them to someone when pissed. 💻 Almost hit a teacher when he threw his MacBook at Bambam. ⚔️ Has beef with people from other classes & years (Hui, Young K, and Jaebum too sometimes). 🌡️ Broke the AC in the classroom out of rage because of Youngjae, replaced it the next day like nothing happened. 🏃‍♂️ Uses martial arts skills to escape school with Jackson and Jaebum. 🩹 Frequent flyer in the school clinic—bruises, scratches, and probably a broken bone or two.

Jackson – The Walking Chaos

🥊 Has beef with everyone over petty things—food, objects, or his mood just shifting. 💨 Cannot shut up or stay in one place for more than five minutes. 🌍 "The world rotates just fine when Jackson shuts his mouth"—JayB. 🚪 Escapes school with Mark and Jaebom. 🕊️ Tries to be the peacemaker but ends up fighting anyway. 🦶 Injured his foot doing a bad martial arts landing—argued with the disciplinary officer instead of accepting detention. 🛑 Constantly roasts the principal (JYP). 📍 Is everywhere—except in class. 🎉 Got caught throwing a classroom party and turning it into a club.

Jinyoung – The Brain Cell Holder (But Evil)

👨‍⚖️ Regular in the guidance office—gaslights the counselor instead of being counseled. 📢 Leads student protests—"No hamburgers in the cafeteria is a human rights violation." 🕵️‍♂️ Creates perfect excuses to cover for his brothers. 👿 JYP’s #1 hater—tears down school posters or draws devil horns on JYP’s face. 😑 Dead inside whenever JYP holds an assembly about himself. 📞 The emergency contact for everyone, even though he’s done with them all.

Youngjae – The Accidental Criminal

🔪 Almost got expelled for bringing a knife to school—excuse: "method acting for a role." (Got casted in "Friendly Rivalry) ⚾ Swung a baseball bat and accidentally hit another student. 🦵 Cramps his legs doing a TikTok challenge—regrets everything. 🎙️ Forgot his mic was on during a live school radio broadcast—cussed out JYP, entire campus heard it. 🎭 Loves to provoke Mark & Jackson just to watch them explode. 🍲 Left Jackson to pay for their Shabu Shabu bill—Jackson almost died of high blood pressure.

Bambam – The Ultimate Instigator

💻 Hacked the school's official page—started shitposting & flexed himself as the school’s "IT boy." 🗣️ Exposed everyone—except himself and his brothers. 👑 Admin of the school’s gossip page. 😴 Energetic everywhere—except in class, gets full 8 hours of sleep at school. 😂 Triggers Mark, Jackson, & Jinyoung—gets something thrown at him every time. 🍗 Eats his brothers' food, then watches them blame each other for stealing it. 🔥 Starts fights but escapes every time, leaving everyone else to take the blame.

Yugyeom – The Chaotic Gentle Giant

📢 LOUD ASF, his whispers are someone else's yelling. 🏗️ Breaks things just by existing (too big, too tall). 🧪 Destroyed a science cylinder—his brothers told him it was the most expensive one, cried when he found out it was a prank. 🗣️ Talks back to his brothers but somehow gets away with it. 😴 Sleeps in class like Bambam. 📚 Fails one test and decides to sabotage everyone else by giving them the wrong answers. 🏎️ Drives like he’s in Fast & Furious—doesn’t even have a license yet. 🧠 Mentally stable but selectively unhinged—pranks his brothers just for fun.

Summary:

🥊 Fighter Squad: Mark, Jaebum, Jackson 🧠 Gaslighter King: Jinyoung 🍲 Food Thief: Bambam (but frames others) 📻 Public Enemy #1 (to JYP): Youngjae 💀 Survival Instincts Too Strong: Bambam 🎭 Done With Everyone: Jinyoung 🚑 School Clinic Regulars: Jaebum, Mark, Jackson 🏗️ Walking Disaster: Yugyeom

[yourfriendslimey]

Got7 as aesthetic fashion boards

Mark/Jaebeom

Jaebeom/Jinyoung/Youngjae

Jackson/Mark

Jinyoung/BamBam

Youngjae/Jaebeom

BamBam/Yugyeom/Jackson

Yugyeom/Mark

[doyoungbunnyagenda]

Another random kpop memedump

Credit to owners

[chrry-yuta]

Where's the lie

[333ari333]

it’s not even half way through the school year and I’m already like:

(noT tO bE tHat StAn bUt I LovE HiS VoCaL aSS 😍🤤)

[pheonixwright]

Got7 as My YouTube Suggestions:

Mark: 

Jaebum:

Jackson:

Jinyoung:

Youngjae:

BamBam:

Yugyeom:

[yeaimfishboi]

15 Best KPop Groups

15. You

14. Can’t

13. Compare

12. Them,

11. They

10. Are

9. All

8. Amazing

7. And

6. Talented

5. In

4. Their

3. Own

2. Way

1. Big Byung

[claudi-t-blog]

Harry finally learnt how to drive the flying car

[officialhaon]

yall better stream lullaby

show some support for my boys KOREA NEEDS TO STOP SLEEPING ON THEM

https://youtu.be/9RUeTYiJCyA

[dearlyjinie]

Jeffson is an amazing ship and will anyone who thinks other wise (╯‵□′)╯

[ktrashquotes]

i've come to the conclusion that if im jaebum and park jinyoung arent soulmates then the whole soulmate concept is a blatant lie and a myth because honestly if jjp - that got paired at jyp open auditions without even knowing each other and won together, the first and only time something like this happened, that trained AND debuted together twice - arent soulmates then no one is

[REST]

[yourfriendslimey]

Got7 as aesthetic bedrooms i saved on pinterest

Mark

Jaebeom

Jackson

Jinyoung

Younjae

BamBam

Yugyeom

[doyoungbunnyagenda]

A random kpop meme dump cuz I’m bored

Credit to owners

[333ari333]

Yugyeom stans I’m so sorry (goes out to my main and realest hood unnie @cityoffandoms-yjn20 😤😤👊👊😩👏)

[our-kpopreact]

Shh just reblog it