#grumpy egg

[dazzlesizzle]

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[sufferingsokkatash]

zukka analysis time. topic: eggs.

i can only assume that the atla writers put this in as a joke, because normally they’re so good at actual foreshadowing. clearly, they wanted to pull the threads together on the sokka and inventor story - to show that the war balloon could be used as a tool for good, to bring two characters on opposing sides together, and redeem the war balloon’s use as purely a weapon of their enemies, etc, etc. but is the (more significant) conclusion of this storyline that…zukka are the two grumpy eggs?

thanks to my photo manipulation skills, the evidence is compelling.

does it also mean that they were boiled eggs once they went to boiling rock?!

closing arguments:

[shallowseeker]

ketch is so fucking funny. im always thinking about him going "aha! well you see. i paid extra for fast shipping 😏 😏 😏 😏 " and then tfw is like. "we need it. now." and ketch is like. oh. cant help there. sorry

You can't make me hate Arthur Ketch because of shit like this. HE WAS TELLING STORIES OF HIS MISSION! JACK WAS HANGING ON HIS EVERY WORD!

KETCH: Unfortunately, once I got back to Budapest, where I was intending to catch the red-eye back to the good ole U.S.of A., he unleashed a swarm of mercenaries upon me. I was cornered, and so I was forced to, I'm afraid, drop the egg like well, to mix a metaphor, like a hot potato. [...] Ah, not just any mail. I paid extra. Certified Priority Express!

And Sam was like "Okay, so maybe we should take it easy on him because technically he did go all the way to to another continent and face baddies on our behalf —"

SAM: [ Breathes sharply ] Okay, K-Ketch, we're -- we're not mad, - W-We appreciate the effort. DEAN: [Angrily] Do we? [...] [Cas gives a frustrated sign and leaves, Dean and Sam also are left with expressions of defeat, Ketch fidgets anxiously on the computer screen ]

But Dean. Dean is so frustrated, SO ANXIOUS ABOUT GETTING MICHAEL PUT IN THE SLAMMER he's just like NOPE. Fuck you Ketch.

And then you have Cas, who just LEAVES like, I knew I should've gone to get the egg myself...

[mo-ok]

Parent for a Day Episodes

Go Onger GP.41 - Advanced Childcare

Liveman Ep.31 - Mama! The Parasitic Monster's Cries

Megaranger Ep23 - Why! My Egg is a Nezire Beast

Carranger Ep.39 - I Love Roads!! The Space Pet

Boukenger Task.36 - The Oni's Kanabou

[atticollateral]

every day I wake up is another day I suffer at the hands of self-care tasks.

[novelconcepts]

bury it and rise above

Van Palmer is over the woods, the constant hunger, the pairing-off of her incredibly gay teammates--and, more than anything else, how badly she still wants her ex-girlfriend.

Leave it to the least-horny location in the Wilderness to help with these problems not at all.

E, 8642 words

The human body is an absolute nightmare. Like living inside an active volcano. Like a comedy improv show made entirely of fistfights. Van’s over it. She ever gets the chance, she’s vacating this flesh prison and opting into something that operates on logic. Something that isn’t all hormone and madness and fucking inconvenience. Something that doesn’t take one look at her current situation—starvation, malnutrition, literal goddamn cannibalism—and say, You know what? Throw in a dash of horny, just for spice. She’s fucking over this.

[noivern]

girl what the fuck is happening with your shoulders and neck

[asmidge]

Irontail was right. All he did was make Easter emo and they hated him for it. They’re acting like emo Easter with chocolate tarantulas and octopuses wouldn’t rule

[galaxysodapopdraws]

I spent way to long drawing old man yaoi art.

Can I just say I thought the hands would be the hardest to draw (I messed up but it’s better than usual) but it ended up being Nigel’s tail????

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

Well fuck you too.

[eggpea]

>:(

[tvrningout-a]

good morning 💜 i’m pretty tired, so i’m relaxing for now while my muses bang pots and pans in my brain. i’ll be around properly later. in the meantime, tell me if your muse is a breakfast person, and if so, what their favorite breakfast entails 👀

[daydreamdoodles]

Got nauseous and needed to drink water and now stayed up too late to where I am acutely aware of the ache in my soul where my need to make art is. I miss it so much I could cry.

[slightlytoastedbagel]

I can't wait for the yearly Project Eden's Garden Halloween art where Grace has been made to wear one of those inflatable dinosaur costumes

[wingsaloft]

VEILGUARD

FINISHED

Big final post with thoughts coming later, I need to lay down and stare into the void.

[snekdood]

ok so the bird has now laid an egg. and ive made it my sole duty to do everything in my power to protect it bc apparently squirrels eat fucking eggs too bc of course the evil bastards do.