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sufferingsokkatash · 1 year ago
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zukka analysis time. topic: eggs.
i can only assume that the atla writers put this in as a joke, because normally they’re so good at actual foreshadowing. clearly, they wanted to pull the threads together on the sokka and inventor story - to show that the war balloon could be used as a tool for good, to bring two characters on opposing sides together, and redeem the war balloon’s use as purely a weapon of their enemies, etc, etc. but is the (more significant) conclusion of this storyline that…zukka are the two grumpy eggs?
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thanks to my photo manipulation skills, the evidence is compelling.
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does it also mean that they were boiled eggs once they went to boiling rock?!
closing arguments:
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nonbinoclard · 10 months ago
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YOU: Think about the PLUR lifestyle. [Pursue thought.]
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strawberrinoz · 1 year ago
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marriage proposal no mermaid pendant required
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severinstarblaze · 14 days ago
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Has someone done this yet
(pipis text edition under the cut)
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undead-knick-knack · 7 months ago
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The clear solution to Keyleth's ongoing immortality/love interests dying problem
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Verin Thelyss already loves and admires the Ashari culture, is also basically immortal and will always return to Keyleth, AND is a genuine delight 😄
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niko-liza · 2 years ago
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a story in 2 acts
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Shark tank if it was good.
Currently on vacation so I made this little comic on my tablet since my computer is still back at home.
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alanide-arts · 7 months ago
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solamancer lavellans are so unhinged and I'm here for it
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tamagoneko · 4 months ago
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i want that man eggnant 🫃
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eggnogtoast · 1 year ago
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is this anything
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kuuttituutti · 1 year ago
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...I'm starting to reconsider my farm name
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suppernerd · 2 months ago
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If gravity falls took place like 7 years later Mabel would have 100% had an absolutely insane dsmp phase I’m not sorry
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twistedappletree · 4 months ago
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hans: “but uncle, i love him”
henry: somewhere crouched in a field, covered in dirt, arguing with a sheep while shoving fistfuls of marigold in his pockets
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fic-dumpster · 8 months ago
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imagine getting kidnapped by bonten and the first thing she does is complain about the smell of cigarette (as a cigarette hater myself)
Anonie, you and me both hate them 🤝🏻😂!
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Y/N: can u at least open a window? It stinks in here 🤢🤢
*Everyone starts smelling themselve*
Sanzu: it’s Takeomi *throws away his metal case*
Everyone: yeah! Yeah… *frantically hide their rollies and blanks*
Takeomi:
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Kakucho: here, this helps me. *passes you a small ziplock bag with coffee grounds*
Y/N: thank you, but… *shows him your tied hands*
Koko: this is not what we planned…
Mikey: I think it’s going great. She’s bonding with kakucho already.
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eggsrblue · 9 months ago
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I'm aromantic but I'd throw all of that outta the window for him
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rikaklassen · 2 months ago
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If she cannot hatch from her shell, the trans girl will die without ever truly being born. We are the trans girl; the world is our egg. If we don't break the world's shell, we will die without truly being born. Smash the world's shell, for the Transition of the World.
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