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[hexellent]

“Sheesh. Aren’t you just a ray of sunshine.”

[wyldheartwolf]

partner search

Hi, hey, hello! I’m looking for some new long term writing partners.

Basics about me first: she/her, queer, crazy cat lady, british. My timezone is GMT which may cause issues. 

Please note I will not play against anyone below 20 and have a very strong preference of over 25. 

Basics:

Only write over private discord servers these days

Writing wise I can be multiple replies a day (sometimes rapid fire) to every couple of days depending what is going on. I work full time and typically a little social a few times a week.

Okay! What I’m looking for in terms of writing an what you will get from me:

Enthusiasm to chat about our muses and ships, how to crush them and then gushing over fluffy moments. Someone who is open to crazy shenanigans. I love twists and turns. Secrets, betrayals. Love/hate relationships. Toxicity. I love drama and emotional pain, I love crying over muses and what the heck they’re doing. I want HBO meets CW. I want my heart ripped from my chest. I want to love these characters and the world we create. I want to make pinterest boards, spotify playlists and graphics. Yes, I’m one of those kind of writers.

Have an idea for a ship? A scene? Found a picture which has inspired you? Give it to me. I want a partner where we can have multiple things going on. Someone who is open to inspiration from so many different things. Ever better if some how it’s all interconnected in the same world. I love having interconnected stories, depth, muses who have more than just lovers. Friends, family, enemies, etc. 

My big dream would be: The City. It’s a supernatural city of our own making which we get to fill with various stories and goings on. It’s a little bit magical city with hidden alleyways and markets, maybe an underground city. Strange beasts in the night. I think it would be so fun to be able to fill this with various muses and stories, some aware of the supernatural around. Some not. A big inspiration for this is like the marvel or DC universe: that layering of stories and elements. Aliens, supernatural etc. It’s all just there and you don’t look to hard into it and we just have fun writing. We just enjoy what we create and the world we create.

I write all genders and sexualities. I do prefer playing either queer men, females, trans, non-binary or even femboi/futa style. Also open to including some anthro honestly. Also I love monsters and different races etc. In terms of NSFW top/bottom - I will write verse and I am not looking for someone who will only play bottom. I want the opportunity to play both/all sides. I also love omegaverse with mpreg/knotting etc. Also I love casts of characters. 

NSFW is very, very welcome. This is a judgement free zone and I’m kinky myself. I love sharing NSFW art found and taking inspiration etc. I’m also very open to violence/drugs/dark/taboo themes etc. Pedophilia is an absolute hard no, as any kind of child or animal abuse. Along with scat/sexual gore etc. It just isn’t for me. I will happily send my kink list when we’re talking.

I’m looking for someone who will give and not just take. I want a partner who is willing to improv writing - to throw things in as they’re inspired. I do find it is often myself writing the ‘drama’ side of things. The one who writes the betrayals, the shocks etc. I want to find a partner where we both throw things in, where it isn’t left to one person to lead a scene and keep it going. I want there to be times when I’m wondering what you might come up with for something - and similarly I’ll do the same for you. Don’t leave all the work to me, otherwise it isn’t going to work. I’m a spontaneous writer and would love to see that in my partners too. 

Themes/Aesthetics/Relationships: broken characters, enemies to lovers, science/experiment, arranged marriages, (legal!!) age gaps, cop x criminal, grumpy x sunshine, tol x smol, fake relationships, shifting power dynamics, pet names, bodyguard x assignment, soulmates, bounty hunter x prey, possessive wolves/demons, vampires, monsters falling in love, found family, post-apoc, grim dark, hopelessness, drama, heartbreak, betrayal, dark,  family dynamics. Switches. omegaverse. Mpreg. Kink in relationships. Forbidden love, unexpected love. unrequited love, Power bottoms, soft bois, Assertive women, Strong women who learn how to be vulnerable, betrayal. Dark Academia, bad deals, creepy magic, twisted magic. 

If you are under 20, if you only play females or you only play submissive characters please don’t reach out. 

My discord is wyldwolfheart#4157 and my messages are open. Please let me know your age, pronouns, inspirations, what ships you might want, what you’re interested in. 

[unrepentantchaos]

partner search

Hi, hey, hello! I’m looking for some new long term writing partners.

Basics about me first: she/her, queer, crazy cat lady, british. My timezone is GMT which may cause issues.

Please note I will not play against anyone below 20 and have a very strong preference of over 25.

Basics:

Only write over private discord servers these days

Writing wise I can be multiple replies a day (sometimes rapid fire) to every couple of days depending what is going on. I work full time and typically a little social a few times a week.

Okay! What I’m looking for in terms of writing an what you will get from me:

Enthusiasm to chat about our muses and ships, how to crush them and then gushing over fluffy moments. Someone who is open to crazy shenanigans. I love twists and turns. Secrets, betrayals. Love/hate relationships. Toxicity. I love drama and emotional pain, I love crying over muses and what the heck they’re doing. I want HBO meets CW. I want my heart ripped from my chest. I want to love these characters and the world we create. I want to make pinterest boards, spotify playlists and graphics. Yes, I’m one of those kind of writers.

Have an idea for a ship? A scene? Found a picture which has inspired you? Give it to me. I want a partner where we can have multiple things going on. Someone who is open to inspiration from so many different things. Ever better if some how it’s all interconnected in the same world. I love having interconnected stories, depth, muses who have more than just lovers. Friends, family, enemies, etc.

My big dream would be: The City. It’s a supernatural city of our own making which we get to fill with various stories and goings on. It’s a little bit magical city with hidden alleyways and markets, maybe an underground city. Strange beasts in the night. I think it would be so fun to be able to fill this with various muses and stories, some aware of the supernatural around. Some not. A big inspiration for this is like the marvel or DC universe: that layering of stories and elements. Aliens, supernatural etc. It’s all just there and you don’t look to hard into it and we just have fun writing. We just enjoy what we create and the world we create.

I write all genders and sexualities. I do prefer playing either queer men, females, trans, non-binary or even femboi/futa style. Also open to including some anthro honestly. Also I love monsters and different races etc. In terms of NSFW top/bottom - I will write verse and I am not looking for someone who will only play bottom. I want the opportunity to play both/all sides. I also love omegaverse with mpreg/knotting etc. Also I love casts of characters.

NSFW is very, very welcome. This is a judgement free zone and I’m kinky myself. I love sharing NSFW art found and taking inspiration etc. I’m also very open to violence/drugs/dark/taboo themes etc. Pedophilia is an absolute hard no, as any kind of child or animal abuse. Along with scat/sexual gore etc. It just isn’t for me. I will happily send my kink list when we’re talking.

I’m looking for someone who will give and not just take. I want a partner who is willing to improv writing - to throw things in as they’re inspired. I do find it is often myself writing the ‘drama’ side of things. The one who writes the betrayals, the shocks etc. I want to find a partner where we both throw things in, where it isn’t left to one person to lead a scene and keep it going. I want there to be times when I’m wondering what you might come up with for something - and similarly I’ll do the same for you. Don’t leave all the work to me, otherwise it isn’t going to work. I’m a spontaneous writer and would love to see that in my partners too.

Themes/Aesthetics/Relationships: broken characters, enemies to lovers, science/experiment, arranged marriages, (legal!!) age gaps, cop x criminal, grumpy x sunshine, tol x smol, fake relationships, shifting power dynamics, pet names, bodyguard x assignment, soulmates, bounty hunter x prey, possessive wolves/demons, vampires, monsters falling in love, found family, post-apoc, grim dark, hopelessness, drama, heartbreak, betrayal, dark,  family dynamics. Switches. omegaverse. Mpreg. Kink in relationships. Forbidden love, unexpected love. unrequited love, Power bottoms, soft bois, Assertive women, Strong women who learn how to be vulnerable, betrayal. Dark Academia, bad deals, creepy magic, twisted magic.

If you are under 20, if you only play females or you only play submissive characters please don’t reach out.

My discord is wofitz#6666 and my messages are open. Please let me know your age, pronouns, inspirations, what ships you might want, what you’re interested in.

[realitytvpros]

noah & owen TDRR rewrite

TL;DR nowen rights let’s go bros 👏 i’m gonna be going ep by ep so this is gonna get long!

aight first of all get cozy here’s some background music while you read

the first six episodes: everything’s pretty much the same with Noah being a bit of a noticeable jerk to Owen since he’s internally jaded about losing all the reality shows they’ve been on so far :/ Owen notices he’s being more down than usual and tries to cheer him up or lighten the mood with jokes but Noah's not having it because he’s 100% focused on winning this time around and there’s no room for shenanigans

episode 7 in Transylvania:

When they reach the gym Noah starts off talking strategy to Owen beforehand because he HATES gymnastics and wants Owen to power through it; Owen listens to his advice and goes in energetic! however, when he’s doing the flip, Owen lands wrong and fractures his wrist and Noah suddenly panics like “woah, woah, WHAT?! Owen are you okay?”

Emma’s nearby and instinctively offers help because she’s smart and knows how to treat Owen's injury. even though Owen weakly offers to try again, Noah tells him there’s no way he’s doing that & takes over and does the challenge fine enough. still, he feels really guilty for letting Owen get hurt like that. the two make it to the chill zone where they’re penalized for ten minutes because Owen was supposed to complete the gymnastics, not Noah, and it’s a very close call between them, the daters, and the fashion bloggers, but the two are still in the race!! 

however, Noah still feels Really really Really bad. Which is weird because usually he doesn’t ever feel this guilty over small stuff. Kitty picks up on this since she’s observant like that, but misinterprets it as him getting nervous around Emma.

episode 8 in Hawaii:

Emma & Kitty bump into Noah and Owen while they’re at the Don box (and no emma does NOT step on them this time owen’s already injured fnjkdksa thank you very much) so Noah hangs back for a second to thank Emma for stepping in last time and helping Owen so quickly (albeit it comes off sarcastic as usual). Emma’s kind of cold to him back but explains it’s no problem since she was torn between medicine or law school for a while, and she ended up learning a lot about medicine/treating patients before choosing law school in the end. Noah thinks that's kinda cool and the two relate to each other for being the top student of their classes. 

before Noah goes back, he says one last thanks and Emma says "wow, you really care about him, huh?" Noah gets defensive at this and brushes it off saying they’re just best friends and nothing more, so Emma’s like "alright, jeez, lay off" which just pisses Noah off more as he leaves and reunites w Owen. 

The ring challenge proceeds like normal with Noah copping two rings and Owen congratulating him from the sidelines. Noah smiles at the praise and as he swims away, a panicked Mickey accidentally grabs hold of him. Noah feels bad for the poor kid so he gives one of the rings to him, and on the sides, he’s like "okay no, its not what it looks like; i’m not getting soft and i’m not helping other teams in the race. Mickey just looked so pathetic, and besides, that was a one time act of random kindness. it’s not like i’m Owen or anything where i’m always making people smile or laugh or make them feel all warm and sweet like a chocolate chip cookie with how i- GAH" and runs yelling about getting the ring back again. the fiery coals challenge occurs and Owen’s carrying Noah over his shoulder who is looking kinda grumpy but has a noticeable blush on his face. Kitty points it out to Emma, implying that he might be into her, but Emma’s like “no WAY that’s happening. i’m done with guys; you should know that by now, Kitty" since she’s still sore over her breakup.

episode 9 in Dubai:

Owen doesn't have Beary anymore (RIP BEARY😢) so on the way there he’s holding Noah tightly for comfort, who’s only trying halfheartedly to get out of the hug and also not struggling as much like he usually does? Anyways, once he finally squirms out of it, Noah offers Owen the window seat (since internally he’s trying to be nicer to him but also has NO clue what he’s doing) and Owen’s accepts it curiously like "Okay, but you always take the window seat? is something wrong?" Noah shrugs it off like "gee, i dunno, maybe a nice view will stop you from strangling me with your hugs for once” and turns away, to which Owen accepts but also feels like there’s something Noah’s not telling him… 

Kitty is also picking up on this and turning to Emma like "hmmmm, Emma, isn't it just a little bit coincidental that Noah’s trying to sit closer to you?" Emma responds with "Kitty can you not :/” but when Noah walks off towards the plane’s bathroom (probably to splash himself with water because his face is still burning), Emma decides to follow behind out of curiosity (AND SOME SLIGHT CONCERN shhh). 

She asks Noah if everything’s okay and he, thinking he’s coming down with something, confesses that he’s been feeling really sick lately but strangely only when he’s around Owen. Emma’s skeptical about him being sick and asks, “are you sure you think of him as nothing more than a friend? I mean, you two seem REALLY close." Noah’s on the defensive again like "well duh, he’s my best friend. why else would we be so close?" so Emma retorts "okay, but do you want things to just stay that way or do you want to be anything more? Like, did being pretend-married to him last challenge make you feel good by any chance?" and Noah stops and pauses like. "Oh? Oh?? OH?????" it hits him all at once that he’s been feeling things for Owen for YEARS and JUST NOW realized it so he panics, but Emma steps in and helps him take deep breaths and calm down, and that the secret’s safe with her (either she’s lgbt herself and totally gets it or she’s a good ally take your pick). once he calms down, Noah asks her if there’s any way she can help him because being in love is all so scarily new to him, and she’s hesitant since her last breakup made her distrust guys (and also she was told she rushes things when it comes to romance) but…. Sure. she’ll coach him through it. for starters, she tells Noah to try and praise Owen more often & drop the sarcastic tone when he does it, and Noah thanks her profusely. the two joke around to help Noah chill out before he goes back to his seat.

Kitty and Owen are watching the two from their seats but bc they’re at a distance they did NOT pick up on what the two were talking about. However, Kitty throws in the theory that Noah has a thing for Emma, and Owen’s GASPS like "is that why he’s been acting so differently??" Kitty’s super enthusiastic to ship the two and Owen goes along with it because he wants to see Noah happy, but he’s not as energetic about it as he thought he would be? still tho, Kitty and Owen fist bump, promising to help the two actually get together-together :)

When they get off the plane, Kitty suggests an alliance between the four of them and Owen agrees to it, so Emma and Noah roll with it and agree too. However, Emma pulls Kitty aside and tells her that she’s still determined to win and doesn't want guys distracting her from that, and Kitty’s like "alright, but lighten up, would ya? after all, I’m pretty sure Noah is happy that he gets to see you more" and Emma bites her tongue because while that is Sort of True, it’s not romantic like what Kitty’s thinking. Still, she rolls with it because letting Kitty think its a fake crush would help Noah mask his feelings better until he’s ready to confess.

Same events happen where they’re washing the windows, Emma and Kitty partner up with Noah and Owen because they lost their stuff and the two help them out, and Owen saves the day by becoming the squeegee. Noah congratulates him on his idea and praises him, but it unintentionally comes out dry and sarcastic bc he’s Noah. Owen laughs it off to Noah’s dismay (and Emma’s quiet dismay), and the two teams make it to the chill zone.

episode 10 in China:

On the plane ride there, Kitty’s pestering Emma about what her feelings towards Noah are, but Emma tells her she’s not Interested in him like that. But… through guiding him and giving him some social pointers, she’s kind of warming up to him as a friend? Which is odd bc she hasn’t had any meaningful close male friendships since her ex-boyfriend, Jake. Kitty’s a bit disappointed that she doesn’t LIKE HIM like him, but is still excited that she at least likes Noah on some level. 

At this point, Emma has been giving Noah advice for the past few days when it comes to praise, kindness, encouragement, and openness (she’s speaking from what she would have wanted from Jake), and in the process, she’s found herself growing fond of him in a platonic way.

On the way into the stadium, Noah and Emma are kind of joking around and laughing, and the two both land successfully because they’re more on the same page here with their teammates. in a confessional, Owen says he’s really happy for the two, but admits he wishes he could support them more, cuz for some reason he feels a little down seeing them really hit it off? He doesn’t know what to make of it and the four of them get to the deep-frying part, where a misguided Owen tries to help Noah out by giving him advice (the whole ‘girls like subtlety talk’). instead, Noah blushes and laughs it off and says he doesn’t need the advice whatsoever, but thanks. Emma chides him and tells him to lay off Owen, but she still chuckles at Noah’s remark, and Kitty is starting to get kind of suspicious and frustrated here? She KNOWS there’s love somewhere (her internal lovedar is GOING OFF when they’re with Noah and Owen), but now she’s starting to doubt that it’s between Emma and Noah like she thought, which, wow, shocker!

The rickshaw thing happens where Noah and Owen need to help out Emma and Kitty bc their wheel broke, but Emma is more accepting of Noah’s help and Noah’s more relaxed about it, trying to subtly show off to Owen that he CAN be nice. Owen smiles halfheartedly since he thinks the two are REALLY growing close now, but he doesn’t know why it’s bothering him, whereas Kitty is just quietly thinking through everything here, but notes Owen’s reaction especially.

episode 11 IN FINLAND LETS GO:

As they’re flying to Finland, Emma pulls Noah aside and tells him that while she does enjoy telling him what to do, she wants to stay apart from them this round because Kitty’s starting to get suspicious and she wants to give him and Owen some space so he can be less dependent on her. Noah’s confused and nervous since Emma was being really helpful, but Emma reassures him it’s nothing personal and they’ll meet up again later; just focus on yourself. Noah’s still hesitant because Emma has been helping him build up confidence and without her constant advice, he knows he’s gonna feel lost. Emma once again reinforces the ‘focus on being there for Owen and winning this round by yourselves’ and Noah finally gives in and agrees. 

Truth be told Emma reveals in an interview that she’s been feeling kind of scared about how quickly she’s warmed up to Noah. She’s not interested in dating him, but he’s the perfect snarky best friend she never had and she’s scared of getting close to a guy again since she doesn’t want to be hurt, but… maybe she might make an exception for him. Maybe. 

Meanwhile, Kitty has been talking to Owen on her own and asking if he sees a future for Noah and Emma; he hopes the best for them but smiles a sad smile thinking about it and Kitty thinks over this and is just. Hmmmmmm

Noah and Owen make it to the Don Box first and Owen suggests that they wait for the sisters, but Noah’s like “c’mon, Owen, we can’t lose our advantage; they can catch up!” Owen is confused at this since he thought Noah and Emma were on good terms, but he’s also just happy that his little buddy is taking the game seriously again, and the two make it to the sauna. surprise surprise though Emma and Kitty end up in their sauna too. Kitty’s still scheming in her head with what’s going on with these guys and sees Noah blushing as he’s trying not to stare at Owen, when all of a sudden it CLICKS for her!

Anyways, shenanigans shenanigans, the teams make it to the final part with the air guitar. Noah goes up on stage, but fails the first time bc he overthinks it and messes up. As the other teams get through and it’s down to the Goths, Adversity Twins, and them, Noah is REALLY starting to feel the pressure and anxiety. Not to mention the fact that Owen’s been watching him the whole time and rooting for him, and he really doesn’t want to let him down. Before Noah goes up on stage again, he wishes that Emma was here so she could help him out, but Owen steps in and pep talks him like in canon, telling Noah to stop being Emma’s hero and be HIS hero. Noah INTERNALIZES it and with the confidence Emma’s been helping him with, the thought of winning it for Owen, and the realization that above all he really wants to see Owen happy and proud of him, Noah thanks Owen for his support, goes on stage, and NAILS IT!! the crowd goes wild, Owen picks up Noah in glee, and Noah’s blushing and laughing as the two celebrate their victory. Owen’s just so happy for his little buddy and once he puts him down, Noah hugs him, thanking him for always believing in him, to which Owen smiles sappily and hugs him back. 

In the confessional, Noah admits that while Emma has been really supportive, he now thinks it’d be a good idea to take a break from the alliance so he can really focus on his own feelings. the way he states this though makes Owen think Noah and Emma are taking a break from their ‘relationship,’ and Owen feels a bit bad for him but also is kind of weirdly relieved! meanwhile, Kitty confronts Emma about the whole Noah situation (cuz she now realizes Noah’s not in love with Emma) and Emma confides that no, they don't have feelings for each other, but through helping Noah with his crush on Owen (which is also helping her move on from her own heartbreak by seeing a guy care so much abt love), she really wants to be his friend and help him confess. Kitty’s like ‘YES I knew it!! We HAVE to help get those two together!!’

episode 12 in Zimbabwe:

nothing changes much; Noah and Owen still take cute pics together and Noah secretly really wants to frame and keep them :) Noah gathers his courage and tries to confess over a waterfall and it doesn’t work bc they fall over the edge too soon LOL

episode 13 with Australia:

Carrie tells Kitty that she’s going to tell Devin how she feels, so Kitty and Emma are both inspired to focus on helping Noah tell Owen that he likes him. the sisters bond as they scheme together on how they can help the two. Emma still wants to focus on the race but now, with Kitty helping, she’s getting kind of caught up in the Nowen debacle. she resigns herself to motivate him after she wins this round, but she’s still thinking of ways to poke in and help the two move things along.

Jail cell shenanigans, but by now Noah is more openly encouraging and compliments Owen on finding the trapdoor so quickly. as Owen thanks him like "that means so much coming from a genius like you! :)" and Noah smiles back, Emma & Kitty accidentally burst in and kill the moment, to Noah’s slight annoyance. still, the two ARE in an alliance, so they all go through the tunnel, with Noah sticking close to Owen for safety. Owen picks up on this (bc usually Noah likes his personal space) so Noah waves it off like he doesn’t want to lose Owen in the dark tunnels and “uhhhh would you mind holding my hand? Yknow. So we don't get lost.” Owen nods in understanding (remembering how Beary helped him feel safe) and holds his hand, and Noah’s in a mini-heaven just holding hands with Owen and walking with him. Emma and Kitty are like behind them like awww but Emma’s kind of struggling to hide how happy she is for him, which Kitty finds amusing but... really odd. rest of the episode goes as normal.

episode 14 with the bunbuns in Australia:

Same stuff as canon, just Noah smiling more and admiring Owen cuddling the bunnies as he catches them. Noah tries to confess a couple times but outside factors like the other teams trying to catch rabbits or the ice dancers crashing their plane stop him, which definitely bruises his ego and self confidence :(

episode 15 in NEW ZEALAND ok THIS IS A BIG UN:

By this point, Noah is completely googoo gaga for Owen, and with the way hes been looking at and acting with him, it’s a miracle Owen hasn’t really noticed what's up yet. All he knows is that Noah has it bad for Someone, but he’s not sure who. On the way to the trains, Noah tries to stumble through a sort of confession for the fourth time ("Owen, you’ve been doing really amazing lately, and I w-") but the surfer dudes accidentally bump past them and ruin the moment, prompting Emma to jump in and yell after Geoff and Brody for it. Kitty reels her in like "What are you doing! aren’t we supposed to be more subtle about this??" Emma backs off but is still angry on Noah’s behalf, while Noah’s ticked about Emma almost outing him like that, but also on some level he’s still glad she’s trying to help. however, all the failed confessions are starting to get under his skin and he’s worried that he’ll never find the right time to confess.

On the train, Noah gets pulled aside by Emma and Kitty and is given a pep talk from Emma to take the initiative, tell Owen how he feels, and go big by proposing to him. which…. Noah’s on board until that last thing where he’s like "...wait what? Marriage?? don’t you think that’s too much?" so Kitty turns aside to Emma like "Slow down, you are going way too fast here!! just let Noah go at his own pace!! besides, we should be leaving them to it and focusing on the challenge ahead of us!!" but Emma’s still distracted bc Noah is just SO CLOSE to confessing, it’s frustrating. when the teams get there Noah and Owen choose bungee jumping and Kitty’s like "great! let’s give them some space and go do the dance-" but Emma wants to Supervise and demands they go with Noah and Owen, to Kitty’s frustration.

during the challenge, Noah’s fumbling finding the right moment while trying and failing to catch a fish, Emma’s trying and failing to speed things up, Owen’s just there like ??? since he thinks Noah’s still hung up on Emma now and Kitty finally has ENOUGH and pulls Emma away, telling her to stay out of it and focus back on the race!!

Realizing that rooting for Noah and Owen has been throwing off her game, the message finally sinks in and Emma agrees to back off. she thinks about how far Noah’s come now bc of her help (compared to awkward grumpy Noah from weeks ago) and realizes that still trying to be so close to Noah is both distracting her, and messing things up for Noah and Owen. so, she makes the internal decision that she’s taught him enough and it’s time to let him go and confess on his own. The girls catch their fish and run off, while Noah gets the fish and realizes they left, which is nerve-wracking bc he could Really use some support here...

The Reality TV Pros come into last which really upsets them, and a stressed Emma adds onto the whammy moment by telling an anxious Noah that it’s OVER and she’s putting a hold on their ‘relationship’ until he gets his shit together and does what he needs to do, or else it’s NEVER gonna happen for him. Noah goes into shock because in the moment he honest to god needed reassurance from his smart friend and now genuinely doesn't know what to do lest he messes things up, and Owen misunderstands the situation and thinks Emma just dumped Noah on TV and feels awful for Noah. it’s a non-elimination round which means they stay but just. OOF.

episode 16 the one with noah in a coma:

Noah’s still in shock (im sorry it’s too good to change that) and most of the episode goes as in canon where Owen’s helping Noah through everything, albeit Owen’s kind of more cheerful here bc A) he wants to help his little buddy cheer up faster and B) some weird little part of him is glad things are over between Noah and Emma? at least Noah’s slowly snapping out of it by clinging onto Owen whenever Owen carries or cradles him but he’s still got the same upset look on his face through the episode.

meanwhile after calming down from the close call last episode, Emma feels really guilty for not being there for Noah when he needed it and pushing him away so harshly (partly bc of her past relationship trauma), and Kitty feels awful too and encourages her to go help Noah get out of his funk.

At the end when Noah and Owen make it to the Chill Zone in time, Emma rushes up and picks up Noah by the shoulders, shaking him and telling him she’s sorry and she should have never messed with his relationships like that, and that he’s more than capable of doing this since he’s already come so far that he doesn't need her anymore. Noah (who has been slowly, sloooooowly getting back to normal thru the ep) snaps more or less out of his shock and asks if she means that and if she really thinks he can do this, and Emma’s like "of course, yes!! you’ve got this Noah, just look at yourself! you’re confident and smart and you need to trust yourself here!" Noah smiles weakly and hugs her, quietly thanking her for being a good friend, and Emma hugs him back, before pulling away and telling him that they can continue hanging out AFTER she wins. Noah jokes back like "who’s to say Owen and I wont win?” and Emma laughs and pushes him away lightly, knowing that Noah’s got his mojo back.

episode 17 in the arctic:

More fluffy shenanigans with Noah soothing Owen from panicking on the plane by talking to him & hugging him, congratulating and hugging Owen for getting the ring toss so quickly, cuddling up to him as they ride the snowmobile together, and carving out an ice heart for him. Owen chalks it up to Noah either being physically cold in the freezing snow or being happy that he and Emma made up, but the positive attention is making his face feel pretty warm……………

episode 18 in Indonesia here we go kings:

On the way to the forest, Emma offers Noah and Owen to tag along in their taxi (resulting in Noah sitting snug in Owen’s lap because ””lack of space””) and Kitty reminds her gently to focus on the game, not her new friend. Emma goes "oh, yeah, you're right" and the two teams voluntarily split up so Noah and Owen can do their thing and the sisters their own.

there’s some shenanigans with Owen and Noah trying to get Komodo dragon venom; after waiting around near a carcass for the Komodo dragons to fill up and sleep (all the more an excuse for Noah to just chill with Owen and lean against his shoulder as they wait), they end up going with Owen’s idea of sneaking in with a molted skin (something Noah hesitantly encourages this time but Hey its a plan at least). But once again one of the Komodo dragons take a liking to Owen and traps him, which is giving Noah some mixed jealous feelings lol (imagine him talking to the camera like "Come on, how did the venomous, overgrown lizard snag Owen as a boyfriend before I could?") Noah uses his brains and formulates a plan to distract the Komodo dragons (essentially just throwing rocks to the side to distract them away) and helps Owen out of there.

As they get to the rug part of the challenge, a large pile of rugs teeters and almost falls onto Owen, but Noah pushes him out of the way, refusing to let him get hurt again on his watch, and trapping Noah underneath the carpets instead. Owen panics and looks for Noah, who’s calling out and trying to get out too, but by the time Owen finally finds Noah’s hand and pulls him out, Don comes up to them, revealing that they’re the last ones and they’re being eliminated from the race.

Owen’s bummed out and turns to Noah, holding his hands gently, saying "sorry we messed up, pal. I know how much you wanted to win the million." but Noah laughs and interlaces their fingers like "Are you kidding? Owen, I don’t even care about the money anymore; being on this show with you made me realize that you matter more to me than winning." Owen’s surprised, going "wait? You mean that? But I thought you wanted to go out with Emma?” and he’s shaking his head like “dude, she was just a friend." Owen’s really confused now bc then who was Noah pining over this whole time? So Noah sighs, smiles, and goes "you, you big dummy" before pulling him in for the KISS!! (and yes it clicks for Owen that he was feeling jealous and really likes Noah back too)

Emma and Kitty rush back in time to see this unfold and they’re so happy! they worked together to help out these two and in the process, not only have the two sisters grown closer, but Emma doesn’t feel so defensive around guys anymore. they go in for a big group hug as Noah thanks them for everything they’ve done and finally Noah and Owen walk off, hand in hand. Owen scoops him up bridal style as he asks what show they’re doing next, and Noah’s like "you serious? After all this i just want a staycation with my boyfriend" and Owen’s like "fine with me, little buddy! :)"

ofc yeah they could have gone further in the race bc Noah deserves to get far for once but as long as they leave on a good note then all’s good ✌💕

[tydy-the-megnet]

A Homey Side of the Camp

I wanted to write Marris. It ended up being mostly gen though. And I’m not even too happy with it…

Eh, whatever. I’m sure somebody will enjoy it, right?

“Alright, Campers!” David spoke loudly and cheerfully as he always did, grabbing the attention of every kid in the mess hall as they dutifully carried their trays toward the washer, “Today is Gwen’s day off, so we won’t be bothering her!” The jovial counselor hopped in place, betraying his own excitement.

Max scowled, just thinking of what David would have them do without Gwen there.

“Instead, we’ll be hiking into the forest to see all the different trees!”

Max groaned and slumped forward, leaning his check onto his fist, “Figures you would come up with this, you tree fucker.”

The grumpy boy ignored the chiding response.

…

The campers trekked through the forest, following their overenthusiastic counselor, and cursing the day that derived them of Gwen – the only protection they had from activities like this.

And it didn’t help that David was stopping every five seconds to lecture them for twenty-five minutes on each and every tree they saw. It was all little facts and trivia and almost seemed like he was trying to lose his interest, Max thought, as he looked away.

One thing did catch his attention. The scream-rustle-thud that sounded decided unlike Conifers 101.

Max turned around, eyes darting to where David stood – he was gone. What the fuck?

“Where did he go?” Space Kid asked, scratching his bowl.

“He fell into the bushes…” Neil responded, digging through the shrubbery. Jolting back, the boy pulled some bright cloth from the branches. It was a small, yellow shirt – David’s, which they all knew he wore as an ascot. The worst part, Max noticed, was that it was splattered with red.

“Oh, for fuck’s sake,” Max swore, looking upward.

...

“Great, he probably got eaten by a bear or something.” Max griped as the campers headed back the way they came.

“Perhapth it was a wood troll. They can be particularly nefariuth creaturth.” Nerris replied, “And their CR is too high for David’s current level.”

“Yeah, but bears are real.”

“Aw man, I wanna wrestle a bear!” Stars danced in Nikki’s eyes as she skipped a few steps ahead of the others.

“Nikki! We need to stick together!” It was Neil who spoke next, attempting to keep them safe. “Any one of us could be next.” Nikki stopped, allowing the others to catch up.

Conversation between the campers continued in a similar pattern until they reached the main campgrounds again. They went immediately to the counselor cabin, knocking urgently on the door.

There was no answer. Neil stepped forward, knocking again, and the door swung open with an eerie creak. The room was lit only by the open window, a soft breeze rustling the drawn curtains and letting in the occasional beam. There also were words etched in the wall beside it.

newg ame xam pers

“… The fuck? Is that Latin? Is this that fucking cultist!?”

“It doesn’t look like Latin.” Neil said uncertainly, examining the carvings.

Max glared at the offending words as his fellow campers started to panic. What he failed to understand was why someone would come all the way to this dump just to kill people off.

Psychopaths were weird like that.

“Would you guys shut the fuck up already? Let’s go get the try the Quartermaster. If anyone can stop some crazy serial killer, it’d be him.”

“Yesh! The elder one will surely hold the key to thith mythtery!” Nerris cheered, and the others shakily cheered back.

Max sighed, and the group began to exit the counselor’s room. Max was the first out, pausing when he heard a whooshing – “Oh my got they got Space Kid!” Nurf’s voice rang out clearly in the night, and everyone turned quickly toward Gwen’s window, where only the astro-enthusiast’s helmet remained. The glass bowl was spinning slowly, rattling on the floor as it slowed.

Loud rasps and scratches came from just outside, and Max ran around the corner to try and spot the culprit.

All he saw was the faint swish of a cloaked figured barreling into the woods.

“T-they’re picking us off one by one!” Neil wailed, sinking to his knees.

“Jesus, this guy’s good. How did none of us see him?”

…

Quartermaster had given them some creepy spiel about pesky dryads and left to search. That had been expected, but it meant they were left alone, and now Max and the others were stuck in the mess hall out of fear, or at least concern.

“Maybe the camp will get shut down after this,” Max muttered idly, reclining on a table.

Nikki gasped, “Oh no! You think it would! We can’t let that happen!” She grabbed Neil and a frying pan and charged out the door, shouting, “Onward to the hunt!”

Max watched the door that the pair had burst through. He was slowly becoming more and more done with the situation. “Ugh, come on. I guess we should go look for them. But if we get brutally murdered by whatever fucking thing there is out there, I swear to fucking god—” the boy groaned.

“We should shplit up, for efficiency.”

Max stared disbelievingly as everyone accepted the idea without question. It’s like they were trying to fall into every horror movie trope in existence.

People moved around him, pairing off – Ered with Dolph, Harrison with Nurf – leaving only Max, Nerris, and Preston.

“This is stupid,” Max griped, “We should just leave. Our counselors are dead. We should go into town and call the cops, not search the camp for some rabid psycho-cryptid or whatever.” The boy pulled David’s bloodstained shirt from his hoodie and murmured, “Or we’re gonna die.”

“Relax, Max,” Nerris said, bounding a few feet forward, “I’ll protect uth with some magic wards.”

“This is Act Three! The climax is approaching!” his other partner insisted – how had he gotten stuck with these two again? – “The heroes can’t leave now!”

Nerris nodded, “No self-respecting adventurer would leave in the middle of a quetht! … Unless there’s a sidequetht that must be completed…”

Max drowned his tone in sarcasm and attempted to roll his eyes at both of them, “Well maybe—”

He was interrupted by the sounds of several things breaking. Something darted out of the bushes with a familiar feral snarl. Max barely caught sight of glinting teeth before the thing leapt onto Preston. The thespian’s cries of terror and pain were drowned out by loud growls and a distinct ripping was heard. Red sprayed everywhere, and Max was right in the splash zone.

A couple of limbs were left behind as Preston’s gurgling body was dragged through the underbrush, leaving two horrified campers gawking at the gory aftermath.

“… Fuck.”

…

The pair had been running through the woods for at least ten minutes, trying to get away from the mess. Ragged and rattled, the duo burst out into a small clearing, tumbling together out of the vegetation. They stumbled to their feet, holding each other upright.

“That… Was… Horrifying…” Max stared at the ground, still in shock. Nerris started nudging him, but the touches barely registered. Nerris’ voice was distant – “Max… Max…” the lispy whisper begged his attention.

He looked up to see Nerris’ face staring wide-eyed into the area. Slowly, he followed his gaze to see a tall – maybe ten-foot – figure ambling toward them slowly. Behind the figure was a pile of bodies with ashen faces.

Nikki, Neil, David – they were all there ­­– Nurf, Harrison, even Preston… The figure stumbled slightly, and began muttering… Max grasped Nerris’ arm, nearly paralyzed and mind hurtling through several scenarios.

Quartermaster’s body was absent. That was a plus.

The tall cloaked being’s mumbles became clearer as it approached. A rasping whisper assaulted their ears, “Camp Campbell is the place… For you… And…”

Gwen! She was not there either. She probably had gone to the cops, like a sensible—

Wait.

The thing shuffled closer, and Max’s grip loosened. He took a single step forward, ignoring Nerris’ gasp and frantic grab.

Gwen was one of the first to be discovered missing, with those weird words in her room – Newg something.

That song… “Arsony and dying… Hurt and torture—dying…”

It was David’s song with the lyrics switched out…

The figure was right beside him now, raising a too-thin arm. Max glared at it.

He had been stuck with Preston – the actor – and Nerris ­­– the roleplayer.

“Holy shit. Am I being punked?”

The figure stopped, and a grumbling came from its stomach. Its arm descended, and a broomstick fell from the sleeve.

It lowered its hood, revealing Gwen, smirking at him from whatever perch she had.

David perked up from his spot in the bloody pile, “We thought you’d like a murder mystery camp night!”

“What?”

Gwen lowered herself slowly, and took off the cloth, revealing Quartermaster underneath. “It was Nerris’ idea.”

“We do a lot of activitieth for all our campth. This time we wanted to do one for you…” Nerris rubbed her arm as she looked away.

Nikki ran up to him from where the others were untangling themselves, “Yeah! So, we all decided to put you through a horror movie!”

Max’s eyebrows rose as they all started talking at him, excitedly telling him which parts their ideas were. They all looked so happy to have done something for him...

The camp sucked. But the campers weren’t that bad.

[wyldheartwolf]

Hi, hey, hello! I’m looking for some new long term writing partners.

Basics about me first: she/her, queer, crazy cat lady, british. My timezone is GMT which may cause issues.

Please note I will not play against anyone below 20 and have a very strong preference of over 25.

Basics:

Only write over private discord servers these days

Writing wise I can be multiple replies a day (sometimes rapid fire) to every couple of days depending what is going on. I work full time and typically a little social a few times a week.

Okay! What I’m looking for in terms of writing an what you will get from me:

Enthusiasm to chat about our muses and ships, how to crush them and then gushing over fluffy moments. Someone who is open to crazy shenanigans. I love twists and turns. Secrets, betrayals. Love/hate relationships. Toxicity. I love drama and emotional pain, I love crying over muses and what the heck they’re doing. I want HBO meets CW. I want my heart ripped from my chest. I want to love these characters and the world we create. I want to make pinterest boards, spotify playlists and graphics. Yes, I’m one of those kind of writers.

Have an idea for a ship? A scene? Found a picture which has inspired you? Give it to me. I want a partner where we can have multiple things going on. Someone who is open to inspiration from so many different things. Ever better if some how it’s all interconnected in the same world. I love having interconnected stories, depth, muses who have more than just lovers. Friends, family, enemies, etc.

My big dream would be: The City. It’s a supernatural city of our own making which we get to fill with various stories and goings on. It’s a little bit magical city with hidden alleyways and markets, maybe an underground city. Strange beasts in the night. I think it would be so fun to be able to fill this with various muses and stories, some aware of the supernatural around. Some not. A big inspiration for this is like the marvel or DC universe: that layering of stories and elements. Aliens, supernatural etc. It’s all just there and you don’t look to hard into it and we just have fun writing. We just enjoy what we create and the world we create.

I write all genders and sexualities. I do prefer playing either queer men, females, trans, non-binary or even femboi/futa style. Also open to including some anthro honestly. Also I love monsters and different races etc. In terms of NSFW top/bottom - I will write verse and I am not looking for someone who will only play bottom. I want the opportunity to play both/all sides. I also love omegaverse with mpreg/knotting etc. Also I love casts of characters.

NSFW is very, very welcome. This is a judgement free zone and I’m kinky myself. I love sharing NSFW art found and taking inspiration etc. I’m also very open to violence/drugs/dark/taboo themes etc. Pedophilia is an absolute hard no, as any kind of child or animal abuse. Along with scat/sexual gore etc. It just isn’t for me. I will happily send my kink list when we’re talking.

I’m looking for someone who will give and not just take. I want a partner who is willing to improv writing - to throw things in as they’re inspired. I do find it is often myself writing the ‘drama’ side of things. The one who writes the betrayals, the shocks etc. I want to find a partner where we both throw things in, where it isn’t left to one person to lead a scene and keep it going. I want there to be times when I’m wondering what you might come up with for something - and similarly I’ll do the same for you. Don’t leave all the work to me, otherwise it isn’t going to work. I’m a spontaneous writer and would love to see that in my partners too.

Themes/Aesthetics/Relationships: broken characters, enemies to lovers, science/experiment, arranged marriages, (legal!!) age gaps, cop x criminal, grumpy x sunshine, tol x smol, fake relationships, shifting power dynamics, pet names, bodyguard x assignment, soulmates, bounty hunter x prey, possessive wolves/demons, vampires, monsters falling in love, found family, post-apoc, grim dark, hopelessness, drama, heartbreak, betrayal, dark,  family dynamics. Switches. omegaverse. Mpreg. Kink in relationships. Forbidden love, unexpected love. unrequited love, Power bottoms, soft bois, Assertive women, Strong women who learn how to be vulnerable, betrayal. Dark Academia, bad deals, creepy magic, twisted magic.

If you are under 20, if you only play females or you only play submissive characters please don’t reach out.

My discord is wyldwolfheart#4157 and my messages are open. Please let me know your age, pronouns, inspirations, what ships you might want, what you’re interested in.