#guys. please

[yourmum8609]

will die on this hill. the dad best friend fanfics that go into detail about how they have known you since your were 4 are disgusting and borderline disturbing. like your talking about having sex with a girl you literally watched grow up. ew. it’s creepy. like… no.

[drycoffeebread]

Guys if you're gonna make Jerome T. Stokes trans can it be in more than just nsfw contexts. I feel like the only fics where he's transgender is ones where he also gets fucked and is overall submissive which is MAJOR yikes😭😭

[encryptidarchivist]

i do not know to what degree spotify comments are representative of the camp here and there fandom but i’ve seen a few people saying things along the lines of “elijah’s manipulating sydney into betraying jedidiah!!” about episodes 22 and 23 and i want to talk about it because it’s bothering me.

is elijah manipulative as hell? oh yeah! abso-fucking -lutely! but sydney is smart. he knows what elijah is doing. he literally says it himself listening back to the tape of their first meeting- no matter how much he means it when he tells sydney he loves him, the effect elijah has on sydney means there’s a danger here.

but. but. when elijah says that jedidiah has hurt sydney deeply and that sydney deserves better than him, is he wrong? as much as jedidiah tells sydney he loves him, he never shows it when it matters. he has been distant, he has been secretive, he has been straight up cruel to sydney, and none of his apologies have actually lasted longer than the moment he said them. it’s guilt with no direction and love with no action. he’s doing exactly what he did as a kid watching over a fruit fly.

anyway the gist of it is that this take bothers me because it undermines sydney’s autonomy in this situation. yes, he is being manipulated, but given the choice between jedidiah and lucille trying to control him through coldness and refusal of honesty and someone who seems to genuinely love him and want to be around him, can you really blame him? it’s not a good choice - it’s a self-destructive choice - but it is a choice, the first meaningful one sydney has felt like he’s been able to make in a long time. sydney is trying to find anything in his life that he can control, and he’s found it in the choice between two terrible people.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[abysmalarts]

"dont tag as ship" and it's this like ok buddy

[riverstyxsarts]

i hateeeee the theory that the greek class didn't kill the farmer and it was a mountain lion. no girl. henry charles camilla and francis beat that man to death because they were high and trying to talk to greek gods then the boys turned around and tried to assault camilla

[floodflameschosen]

x

[syn4k]

Also if any of you MCYTblr folk enjoy and take pride in being in tiny fandoms and like your Minecraft series to have storytelling, many different aspects of queerness, and batshit insane roleplay, may i please recommend the Etern1ty SMP,

[inoankin]

new fic in the fandom but it's mistagged and actually for an adaptation that follows a different continuity...... i didn't think the spirit of the marvel cinematic universe would follow me this far

[satellites-halo]

begging fandom people to stop abbreviating things to SS and HH

[soullessjack]

and if i said nolan was following the Castiel method

[bonnibelette]

my tablet broke and i was unable to use it for like 2 months and i started going through withdrawal symptoms because i wanted to draw centricide so bad so now im drawing a bunch of centricide

[wayward-sherlock]

BE NICE TO FIC AUTHORS

[narugen]

major character death and huge spoilers for manga hoshimina idea but what if. what if.

what if mina doesn’t actually manage to escape the attack. what if she’s just managed to delay its effects. what if. what if they kill the monster (narumi, hoshina, mina - working together) but at the end of it. mina knows. she knows she’s not going to live. because no.9 wasn’t lying. despite everything no one has ever been able to escape.

so what if. what if mina thinks it’s now or never and she’s running to hoshina because she KNOWS in a few moments she’ll be sliced in half the same way kafka was attacked.

and it’s such a selfish thing, to have hoshina witness it, but she NEEDS to tell him.

mina needs to tell hoshina shes always loved him. how she’s always been so grateful to have him by her side. how she knows he’ll do great as captain. how she wishes she could’ve watched it happened. how she’ll always love him. thank you goodbye i love you and i’m sorry- and then.

she’s sliced in half, and hoshina doesn’t even have time to react, because one moment his captain is spilling out words he never thought he’d hear coming from her and the next there’s blood everywhere.

on the ground. on his face. on his hands. and-

oh he’s going to be sick.

he doesn’t feel anything as everybody around him reacts. as he stares and stares at the blood pooling and his captain’s dead body and oh-

it hurts.

(the captain title next to his family name sounds foreign to his ears, and no matter how much time passes he never forgets the apologetic smile she’d given him in her last moments.)

[gladismajor]

look i don't know how to make a coherent analysis of it but the jonah and the whale reference from at the earth's core goes way deeper than that

like. jonah is obviously jonah. kinga is god. max is the sailors that throw jonah overboard. reptilicus metallicus is the whale. admittedly it kinda falls apart after this but chapter 3 of the book of jonah is kinda like the gauntlet if you squint. chapter 4 is munchie. please tell me someone else sees the vision

[vacivusviscera]

Being a vanitas fan who actually understands him and has basic media literacy is so difficult. not for the weak i fear. im doing gods work you should all be thankful i alone am saving vanitas nation.