#haha wtf

[tombstoneswerewaiting]

2003 -> 2018.

[spookymultimedia]

They're too scared to sleep alone now

[hottdoggblogg]

[keesuss]

AHHAHAHHAHA, CUBIC WITH KNIFE-

[rottika]

Realised that therapy might not be for me the second I told my therapist that I think I might have BPD (because I fit all the DSM-V criteria), and she then said that I probably didn't because I was "too calm" and "sensible".

Girl???

[toxickeyboard]

[attroxx]

i'm turning 29 in like 8 days . . .

[designerpotatosack]

“My dearest Patricia,

I dreamed of you tonight.

You and I at the riverside where we fell in love

A little girl with my eyes and your dazzling smile running around us

you trying to spare her from falling into the water that held every memory we made there

And I standing with a gentle smile

A man with his life fulfilled

Watching the woman who became his world.

Then I awoke, and reality crept up on me

For today, my love, I must fight

Today I must march into the enemy's ranks like a pawn in somebody else's game

But today will end, my dear, and tomorrow will come

When all this is over, and the world is a little better,

I will return home to you, my darling

And then we will have all the time in the world

— Forever yours, Andrew”

I folded the paper peppered with burns

Hiding away the words

A poem written for someone else

For a woman who had been deeply loved

“Oh to be someone's muse,” I thought for a moment

And then I placed the folded paper beside the dead poet, wrapped in his country's flag

He whose forever had been ripped away

[brainz4sale]

✨ teeny vent ✨

I’m loosing my mind haha dunno if I should fight it or just give in?? it’s not like it still matters yk? well it does to me but not to you yk? why am I even talking to you..you’re not anyone..just letters on my phone screen or whatever

[re-imagine]

I can solo travel to a new country but I can't drive on the highway 🙂

[eclipseofmothss]

Mother has made me aware of the man who jogs around the neighborhood in nothing but his underwear. And I just saw this man with my own two eyeballs today.

[kind-of-a-wack]

[freezingsheep]

Hahaha wtf. The sheer shortskirted leapingness of it. The breasting boobily of it. A masterpiece indeed.

Do you remember that British sword guy who used to talk about medieval weapons?

And, like, he seemed pretty good at talking about swords and shit. He seemed to have a good grasp of the history and tactics. He'd analyze movie weapons for their realism and that was fun. He did demonstrations with real weapons. For a time I really looked forward to his videos popping up in my feed.

He seemed like a harmless sword-fighting aficionado.

But then I guess he wanted to spread his wings. So he started down an anti-woke path. Giving questionable critiques about media and feminism. He started defending boob armor by showing historical examples even though most of those were decorative and not battle ready like in the games.

Then he admitted he was a fan of The Daily Wire.

And that was disappointing.

I missed him nerding out about swords, ya know?

Well, Shad decided to spread his wings again.

He has become...

*bad French accent* An artiste.

You see, he types words into a little box. Then a little robot does a google image search and steals a bunch of art. Then that robot reconfigures that art to be nearly indistinguishable from the source material. Well... aside from the occasional artist watermark.

Whoops!

A.I. art is very difficult. Sometimes when you type words into the box you get a woman with 5 lopsided anime tiddies. Or 20 fingers on one hand. It takes time and effort and experience to type in the perfect magic words so that you get something close to your imagination that doesn't belong in some sort of Lovecraftian horror ripoff.

For example, check out this cool "pirate hat" I asked A.I. to place on my head.

Clearly, I am not skilled enough at typing words into a box to get a proper pirate hat.

It. Is. Not. Easy.

I heard someone say you have to type things in a box for 10,000 hours before you start getting truly masterful generations.

I mean, you can't type "marathon runners" and expect that to actually work.

THIS REQUIRES SKILL, PEOPLE.

And I am a lowly amateur. I can only dream of becoming the box-typist Shad has honed himself into.

The thing is... Shad is very upset.

He is upset that you don't like his "art" and he is ready to die on this hill.

So... before he croaks on a mound of bullshit, he has something to show you. He has created something truly brilliant and when you see it, he is convinced you will validate his considerable efforts.

Before I show you his "Not. Easy." artistic masterpiece I'd like you to sit with what he has said for a second.

Ruminate in the verbiage.

Process the ideas and points of view presented.

Digest his plea for you to accept and love his hard won battle after typing words into a box to manifest his imaginings.

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Have you sat?

Ruminated?

Processed?

Digested?

Okay, here it is...

[bucky-boychik-barnes]

So I asked management when wage raises/yearly reviews would be happening.

They got back to me and said they were advised not to say, as it may change.

What in the goddamn fuck does that mean????

[flopsy-art]

I am. so unwell.

[twitterdotcom]

sorry i am like really stupid for descole