#harold and kumar edit

[beebslolz]

I think they’d like this song

[rosssnd]

i watched this while rly stoned and was so startlingly attracted to Kumar I passed out less than an hour in

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) directed by Danny Leiner

[tuttle-did-it]

Murder, She Wrote ‘Lone Witness’ guest stars

Neil Patrick Harris (Doogie Howser MD, How I Met Your Mother, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Starship Troopers, Dr Who, The Simpsons, Roseanne, Quantum Leap (1993), The Outer Limits, Will & Grace, Harold & Kumar movies, Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog)

Liz Vassey (first of two appearances) (Castle, Dr Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog, Quantum Leap, Murphy Brown, Married with Children, Beverly Hills 90210, All My Children, ST:TNG)

Beth Howland (Alice, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Love American Style, The Love Boat, Sabrina the Teenage Witch)

9.19 Episode aired Apr 4, 1993

[arcadenate]

funny question: do you happen to have any harold and kumar fancams

LIKE EDITS? if thats what you mean im working on one right now hehe! my girlfriend has made about two but one got taken down because of the UMG wipe on tiktok.. ill link them here

gay people to taylor swift

sad kumar :-(

[hawaiianshirttaco64]

@mairon-goth-minion @stargazing-reader @rainystarssx @i-just-need-a-book-please @all4horsemen @noirnosense @mairon-goth-minion2 (cuz I'm here to annoy u mahah)

No pressure ofc

this is silly but I still think it’s fun :)

tagged in by @nosfemmeatu

rules: list your top 5 films of all time in a poll and have people vote on which one best matches your vibe

tagging @shyshitter, @lovelymundane, @yonicjesus, and @friends-call-me-snow-miser <3

[selfieignite]

Selfie (2014) deserved better

[blackkewpie]

white castle was harold learning to embrace his own hunger and ambition and amsterdam was about kumar learning to take accountability for his actions and his emotions. it's about acts of service (passive) versus acts of service (active). it's about agency and it's about growing up. white castle is learning to take actions in your own favor and amsterdam is learning your intentions and your actions are two different things. its confronting change and embracing it with the ones you love.

[katekelton]

https://gallery30south.com/kelton-phoenix/

Kate Kelton: PHOENIX

JANUARY 2023

Seeking to elevate brave Silence Breakers who’ve come forward during the #MeToo movement, Kate Kelton’s portraiture combines their oft familiar faces with elements of her family’s Czech architecture. Her portraits are cloaked in the garb of statues that Ladislav Šaloun sculpted onto the central train station that her great- grandfather, Josef Fanta, designed for Prague between 1901 – 1909. Sampling and mixing her own lineage, Kate has transformed a historical body of work, itself a thing of lasting beauty, exchanging granite for graphite; plaster for paint.

Headdresses and crowns deify Kate Kelton’s subjects. She uplifts the Unsung Sheroes & Heroes, Patriarchy Smashers, Warrior Survivors, Silence Breakers, Philosophers, Truth-Tellers, Whistle Blowers and Thought Giants. She paints portraits cloaked in the garb of statues Ladislav Šaloun sculpted onto the train station that her great-grandfather, Josef Fanta, designed for Prague in 1901 – 1909.

Apotheosis through a reclaimed, reapplied Art Nouveau.

Kate’s recent work is a matter of expansion through contrast – she is as ephemeral as her subjects are concrete architecture; she is structural when her subjects should slip through your fingers like too-fine sand. Taken as a whole, the works in her magnificent series Phoenix are incredibly intelligent, but when looked at individually, you come to understand that these are statements of life beyond themselves. The series take embellishments of a Prague train station designed by her great-grandfather, Josef Fanta, and combines these with portraits of men and women who have stood against the sexual harassment and assault rampant in Hollywood –particularly those who have testified against Harvey Weinstein, R. Kelly, and Bill Cosby, and made allegations against Franco Zeffirelli, Donald Trump, Russell Simmons, Max Landis, Michael Jackson, Nick Carter, Luc Besson, and others. These women, like Kate herself, have suffered in the era where powerful men, every bit as immovable as the train station, wielded their power without check. The portraits emblazoned on architectural elements, they are marked against the edifice, every bit as permanent, and perhaps even more defining. If you approach those as portraits, you’re taking the moment but missing the permanence. If you take them as statuary, you’re missing the fact that they are, in fact, alive within those gazes. It’s really incredible how much a shift of the light, a dart of the eye, can turn each of them from a memorial into a promise. This is not an exhibition about tragedy. This is a monument to courage, survival and empowerment.

ABOUT THE ARTIST

Kate Kelton was born in the south of Germany, after her parents escaped Czechoslovakia. Her early years were spent in a VW bus traveling Europe with her mother, an abstract painter. Settling in Toronto, Canada at age seven, Kelton attended the Etobicoke School of the Arts as a Visual Arts Major, and received a Bachelor of Applied Arts in Film, from Ryerson University. Her father was an architect. His grandfather, and namesake, was Josef Fanta: renowned Art Nouveau architect, engineer and sculptor, who worked closely with Alphonse Mucha. Photographer Dagmar Hochová is Kelton’s great aunt, on her mother’s side. Kelton also had a recurring role on Stephen King’s Haven on the Syfy Channel. When the illustrated re- edition of the book it’s based on, The Colorado Kid, was published, she illustrated the front and back inside covers. Her first lead role on tv was opposite Eric Roberts and Eddie Izzard, in the Independent Film Channel’s Bullet In The Face. Alex Maleev illustrated her for the poster. Her first feature film, Deepa Mehta’s The Republic of Love, debuted at the Toronto International Film Festival. Her film credits include cult classics, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle and American Psycho II. Did you also spot her in music videos, like Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me?” Almost as good as googling her as “the Tic Tac girl.” ;} Kate has exhibited her artwork internationally for decades, at, among others: the Skirball Cultural Center in Los Angeles, the New Walk Museum & Art Gallery in the UK; Gallery 1988 in New York, Venice, and West Hollywood; Gabba Gallery, La Luz de Jesus Gallery, and Durden & Ray in Los Angeles; Art On Scene in Beverly Hills; Galerie F in Chicago; Lawless Concept in Montreal; and The Sony Centre for the Performing Arts in Toronto. Her work has toured with Yoko Ono’s Group Show Arising from Zurich, to Portugal, to the UK and Germany.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

This is probably going to be one of those "I'm a little embarrassed by this" type posts but here it goes anyway

I'm really proud of the fact that I've written two complete screenplays.

They are bad and not well-written (in the two cases) because they were written in a very "quick and dirty" way, in hopes that they would come out of my brain and into the screenwriter's screen-writing-screen-writing pipeline and become "great" screenplays. (I have no idea if they would make it out as great screenplays given how hastily the projects were written. I just assumed that if I did the best I am capable of writing in a relatively short time, that the resulting work would be "great".) They are also terrible. But one is more than just terrible, one is just plain bad.

The first one I wrote was about college for some reason (it got turned into Harold & Kumar Go To College. I got no money from this). I took about a month to write it and another month to edit it. My first editor suggested rewriting it a few times, but I didn't want to spend a lot of time on it so, at some point in the editing process, I decided that I would write a completely different script to make it feel like it was longer. This is how the screenplay that made it into Dazed & Confused was made. ("Harold & Kumar Go To The White House," or "H&KGTTWWH")

The one I'm proud of most (because it's the one I have rewritten and edited) is my effort this summer. I wrote it in about four months, because it was written in a more "normal" and less stressful way. If I had done it in six months or less, it wouldn't have been as good, because it is now the product of a lot of experience that I would not have had if I had been writing it in my normal, stressful, hectic pace. But that's all it takes, more experience.

I don't think I'd be proud of these scripts if they had been better in the sense of being more "well-written." I'm proud of them because I've put effort into them. They are the ones I've spent the most time working on. They have a quality that is a product of my skill – my ability to get to know the characters, the situations, and the dialogue of the scripts and to get to a point where I can write that "voice" down in the script. Not because it happens to be "the right voice," but because I took the time to develop it. (I don't know how I got into the habit of writing well-written screenplays just as quickly as I write poorly-written ones. I can only guess – maybe I would not have developed that skill in the first place if the time from "I have a script" to "well-written script" were longer.)

[beebslolz]

Are there Harold and Kumar shippers?? Like ironically or unironically. I wanna make a ship edit but I’m scared 💔💔

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[constantviewings]

The TV Show Trials - Christmas Movies

‘Tis the season! I’m steering off course this month to review films instead of a TV show, because a TV show that’s only about christmas wouldn’t make much money.

White Christmas

A successful song-and-dance duo become romantically involved with a sister act and team up to save the failing Vermont inn of their former commanding general by planning a yuletide musical extravaganza.

This film is iconic, and I loved every second of it. The costumes in this film are gorgeous and I want to own every single one. I plan on making a tradition out of watching this every year.

Rating: 5

Elf

Buddy is a human who was adopted and raised by Santa’s elves. He learns about this and heads to New York City to meet his biological father while also spreading Christmas cheer in a world of cynics in the process.

I feel the need to proceed my thoughts with the fact that I have never been a fan of Will Ferrell, and I am not a fan of this movie. Most of the jokes come down to Will Ferrell either screaming or being dumb. Also, not be overly sensitive, I’ve never been a fan of casting a bit role for a dwarved actor just to make jokes that they’re short.

Rating: 2

 Scrooged

Based on Charles Dickins’ A Christmas Carol, Scrooged is a modern retelling that follows Frank Cross, a cynical and selfish television executive, who is visited by a succession of ghosts on Christmas Even Intent on helping him regain his Christmas spirit.

The film does drag in the first act, but once the ghost of Christmas present shows up, it only gets better. I thought the touch of Bill Murray ‘interacting’ with the audience is a fun way to close out this entertaining film.

Rating: 3

 It’s A Wonderful Life

George Bailey has given up his dreams in order to help others, and his imminent suicide on Christmas Even brings about the intervention of his guardians angel, Clarence. Clarence shows George all the lives he has touched, and how different life in his community would be if he had never been born.

This is a beautiful film with a great sentiment, but my god is it boring! Like everyone else, all I really knew about this film was the ending, and that is truly the only part that I enjoyed. By now you should all know how I feel about films longer than eighty minutes, and at one-hundred and thirty-five minutes, this film is way too long.

Rating: 3

 Crown for Christmas

After getting fired from her job as a maid at a ritzy New York City hotel, Allie reluctantly accepts a temporary job as the governess to the daughter of the King of Winshire. Soon, Sparks begin to fly between Allie and the king.

This film is just A Christmas Prince (which is coming up) but, in my opinion, better. The editing is pretty tragic, but it makes up for that with heart. I am always a sucker for father-daughter stories.

Rating: 3

 A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas

Six years after their last adventure, Harold is asked to look after a Christmas tree by his father-in-law, but his ex-roommate Kumar ends up destroying it. The two then set out to find a replacement for the damaged tree.

Despite my earlier comments about Will Ferrell, I am a sucker for irreverent comedy and this film is full of it. I’m also a sucker for goofy 3D, another feature of this film. Also, Neil Patrick Harris is always great to see, especially in this.

Rating: 3

A Charlie Brown Christmas

Charlie Brown finds himself depressed despite to onset of the cheerful holiday season. Lucy suggests he direct a neighbourhood Christmas play, but his best efforts are ignored and mocked by his peers. After Linus tells Charlie Brown the true meaning of Christmas, Charlie Brown cheers up, and the Peanuts gang unites to celebrate the Christmas season.

This special is weirdly anti-commercialist? As well as being very boring, I can guarantee that I won’t be re-watching this.

Rating: 2

 The Muppet Christmas Carol

The Muppet characters tell their version of the classic tale of Scrooge, an old miser who doesn’t care about the joyous season of Christmas is visited by spirits who foretell his future. Will Scrooge turn over a new leaf and change his ways?

This has earned it place as my second favourite Christmas Carol adaptations; behind the Barbie version, of course. Like any Muppets film, it’s entertaining, funny and the songs are great. I also really want one of this tiny mouse muppets.

Rating: 4

 Klaus

A simple act of kindness always sparks another, even in a frozen, faraway place. When Smeerensburg’s new postman, Jesper, befriends toymaker Klaus, their gifts melt an age-old fued and deliver a sleigh full of holiday traditions.

This film has a beautiful heart, but is tonally dissonant in the first half. Once Klaus and Jesper start delivering their presents, it picks up drastically. The heart-warming story, mixed with the gorgeous animation makes for a cute Christmas film.

Rating: 4

 A Christmas Prince

When a reporter goes undercover as a tutor to get the inside scoop on a playboy prince, she gets tangled in some royal intrigue and ends up finding love - but will she be able to keep up her lie?

How did this film get two sequels, it’s so boring?

Rating: 3

Krampus

Frustrated by the constant quarrel between the members of his dysfunctional family, max loses interest to celebrate Christmas, awakening Krampus, a demon who will punish his entire family.

Making a tonal 180, we land on this film; which I adore. The creature design for Krampus and his minions is fantastic and the family dynamic is perfect. My only gripe is that the whole film is too dark, visually, I don’t like struggling to watch movies.

Rating: 5

 Better Watch Out

Ashley travels to the suburban home of the Lemers to babysit their 12-year-old son Luke during the holidays. She must soon defend herself and the young boy when unwelcome intruders announce their arrival.

I hate home intruder films, by that I mean they scare the shit out of me, so I actually love them. I’m not going to spoil this film, because it is best to go in with all I’ve given you already. I loved this movie and the cast does an amazing job, especially Levi Miller.

Rating: 4

 Christmas Under Wraps

When a doctor doesn’t get the position she wanted, she ends up movie to a remote Alaskan town. She unexpectedly ends up finding love, happiness and discovers that the small town is hiding a big holiday secret.

I don’t know why I expected more from the most popular Hallmark film, but this isn’t much. Also, this Santa’s pretty shit if he only leaves on Christmas Eve in Alaska, he would have already missed half of the world.

Rating: 3

Magical Christmas Ornaments

Marie finds her Christmas spirit reawakened when her mother begins sending her the family’s Christmas ornaments. As each ornament arrives, it brings a positive change to Marie’s life, including an introduction to the handsome man from next door.

This film, is the worse precursor to The Holiday Calendar on Netflix. There’s nothing wrong with this film, but maybe watch The Holiday Calendar instead.

Rating: 3

 Jack Whitehall: Christmas with My Father

Jack Whitehall invites his notoriously stuffy father onstage in London’s West End for a Christmas comedy extravaganza, complete with celebrity guests.

Is it a fun watch? Yes. Will I watch it again? No.

Rating: 3

Christmas is easily my favourite time of the year, and I hope it’s pleasent you as well. I’m wishing you the happiest of holiday seasons and a fantastic 2020!

[thegirlwhowritesfics]

Sons/Mayans favorite Christmas songs? Least favorite Christmas songs? Opinions of the Elf on the Shelf? Favorite/Least favorite Christmas movie? Best/Worst present they’ve ever received? Favorite/Least favorite holiday food? Favorite/Least favorite thing about the holidays? Do they like snow? Do they leave cookies out for Santa? Tumblr only lets people send blogs 5 asks a day- I’m packing as much in as possible. I’m going to make you hate me I swear 😂 Also, picture Happy with a milk mustache.

Oh my god this was intense and I loved it, I think I got everyone and every question, except for least favourite christmas song and movie Cause I couldn’t think of any 

favorite Christmas songs?

Opie/Ez; baby it’s cold outside

Juice/Coco; Santa Claus is coming to town

Angel; Jingle bells

Bobby/Bishop; Blue Christmas

Chibs/Creeper; I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus

Tig/Riz; Santa Baby

Happy/Tranq; it’s the most wonderful time of year

Clay/Taza; Winter Wonderland

Elf on the shelf

Coco/Chibs/Juice/Tig are all creeped out by elf on the shelf, they hate it.

Clay/Taza/Bishop/bobby aren’t really phased by it and don’t really get the point

Taza/Ez/Tranq/Opie are all for elf on the shelf, they think it’s a great idea

Angel/Creeper/Happy think it’s great to torment Coco/Chibs/Juice/Tig with Elf on a shelf they get a kick out of hiding it places

Favorite Christmas movie?

Opie; The Grinch

Ez: A christmas story

Coco/Juice; A very Harold and Kumar Christmas

Happy/Angel; Die Hard

Taza/Bishop/Bobby; It’s a wonderful life

Chibs/Creeper; A Charlie Brown Christmas

Tig; Home Alone

Riz; Loves all those hallmark movies

Clay/Tranq; Miracle on 34th street

Best/Worst present they’ve ever received?

Juice - a custom painted PS4

Happy - an awesome knife

Ez - a first edition book

Everyone else loves cute personalised gifts that you clearly put thought into

Least favourite gift is obviously socks

Favorite holiday food?

Opie; Potatoes, anyway

Ez: Roasted spice chicken

Happy/Creeper/Coco/Juice/Angel; Pie

Taza/Bishop/Bobby; leftovers

Tranq/Chibs/Clay/Tig; roast ham

Riz; Salad

Favorite/Least favorite thing about the holidays?

Everyone loves the parties, cookies and spending time with people they actually like, least favourite thing would be when they end or if they have M.C shit going on

Snow

Opie/Ez/Juice/Angel/Taza/Bishop/Chibs/Creeper/Riz/Tranq - Team Snow

Coco/Happy/Bobby/Tig/Clay - Team No snow

They all leave cookies and beer for santa because they know what’s good for them, no one wants a lump of coal.

Also Happy with a milk moustache is the cutest thing ever

[selfieignite]

John Cho singing in the shower. Deleted opening scene from Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008).

Harold: ♪ Extra! Extra! Read all about it! The girl I love loves me back. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! ♪

[parasolsandpills]

Death By Chocolate: an indulgence/guilty pleasure headcanon.

headcanon meme: ice cream flavors edition.

Gosh this meme needs to be rephrased as “What guilty pleasures does Klaus exclude from his life” . Klaus is quite the glutton and indulgence isn’t something he ever feels guilty about so I suppose to call something a guilty pleasure would be inaccurate. 

Klaus really gets gratification out of the simplest things.I mean I’m pretty sure the dude gets joy out of drinking milk straight out of the carton when he thinks no one is looking.Klaus is also a big fan of rich foods like chocolate cake, meaty cheesy tacos and waffles.He loves getting stoned and taking baths as a way to decompress and relax. Often, Klaus is found wearing headphones and has a few songs on there that some people might consider not-so mainstream. 

I suppose in regards of  “guilty pleasures” Klaus is definitely one for dumb stoner movies and other comedies. He loves movies like Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Pineapple Express, The Big Lebowski, just to name a few.