#hates it

[clowningcrows]

googles how to sneeze like a middle aged father

[fidgetspringer]

POV you made a fart noise at Røst

[kangals]

i wanted to see if i had any pictures of boone still in my camera raw folder that i could go back and touch up. only recent one i found was this shot of him making a miserable face about being cold while stellina stands majestically behind him. of course.

[sabbathbloodysabbeth]

Ok so I’m fucking exhausted, preparing for college and I just wanted to post something because I feel like I haven’t been enough so have this. (This is a smidge unedited, let me know what you think )

Balls

Eddie hates the gym. For numerous reasons.

A) It constantly smells like a monkeys asshole

B) Half the class acts and looks like a monkeys ass

And C) it’s just to fucking loud. The sneakers were constantly rubbing just the right amount on the floor, in result a horrible squeaking noise echoed through the gym. Sometimes if he squints hard enough there’s a little skid mark from the shoe that made the noise. It was worst than nails scratching on a chalk board. Honestly, Eddie would prefer to be put right in between that toy monkeys symbols. Maybe then it could knock some sense into him about not failing senior year.

They were in their basketball unit. Still. It feels like it’s been months since they’ve started it. But the gym teacher was set on finding recruits for the Hawkins championship. From what Eddie’s heard, Steve Harrington can no longer play. And from the way the guys face was caved in he’s surprised he didn’t also get a ‘get out of school’ free card. But nope, there he was sitting in the bleachers. Eyes drifting back between people, though the way his mouth fell open a bit and how is eyes were glossed over it was very obvious he wasn’t paying attention. He was somewhere else.

Slam! And now, Eddie really wishes he could be where ever the fuck Steve has the privilege to be while Jason Carver purposely spikes a ball into Eddie’s chest. Knocking the wind out of him, hands still wrapped around the ball as everyone around him starts to laugh.

Eddie’s nose scrunches up a bit as he moves aiming the ball at another jock who wanted it. Not caring that it did not go the way he intended to, and instead hit the coach in the back of the head. He makes a oopsie face. Hearing the laughter getting louder. He acts like he threw it at him on purpose, that would be less embarrassing then everyone figuring out he didn’t have the hand coordination to play ball. (Even though he was great on guitar)

The coach’s face scrunches up and yells, “laps Munson.” The guy really treated gym class like an actual practice. It fucking sucked, especially for Eddie’s asthma. Which was already starting to act up due to you know… getting the fucking air knocked out of him.

Groaning loudly, he begins to jog not so smoothly. Hearing the very unoriginal jock cracked by Jason. “I thought you would know how to handle balls better Munson!”

Eddie’s face is bright red, trying not to let the comment phase him. Starting to push his body a bit more, rubbing out of agitation. Through his tunnel vision he thankfully doesn’t miss Steve spiking a basketball at Jason’s head. And boy does he not miss.

The ball nearly knocks Jason’s head clean off his shoulders. Turning to glare at whoever did that. His heated gaze cowering a bit when he realizes the king of Hawkins was targeting him. Which was not a good thing. The girls around Steve were already starting to whisper, Jason doesn’t seem to miss this either. Eyes moving to Chrissy Cunningham, who was giggling with a few of her friends higher up in the bleachers. Waiting for the class to finish so that they could start cheer practice.

“I was curious Carver, how do balls taste?” Steve says louder. The coach doesn’t yell at him, doesn’t even tell him to run laps. Just snorts shaking his head amused as he writes on his clipboard. Eddie wouldn’t be surprised if he was taking points off from him and giving them to Steve for extra credit.

Jason’s a bit pink in the face, looking away in shame as he starts to talk in a hushed voice with his group of friends. Eddie snorts, amused as he keeps running around. He was fine. For the first two times going around, but now. He was barely able to breath. Slowing down as he has to pull his inhaler out. Taking a few puffs. Gasping for air, while everyone ignores him.

He wishes that he had just skipped this class. But he was on track for ‘85 baby. He moves trying to stand up a bit more as he starts to push forward. Force himself through the burning ache in his lungs. To focused on that that he barely catches the hand that lands on his shoulder.

His body stiffens up a bit as he nearly jumps a couple of feet in the air. Eyes wide as he sees that it’s Steve Harrington touching him. Go figure. He was going to get a elbow in the gut for sure. For “experimental reasons.” To see if the asthmatic could turn into a total weezer.

But that doesn’t seem to be the case as Steve nods his head towards the doors. “Coach wants you to take me to the nurse.” He grumbles a bit. And Eddie can’t help but roll his eyes a bit at that. But if it means getting out of class for a few minutes, then so be it. He grumbles even more, not understanding why Steve couldn’t take himself.

And from the way the other sways on his feet Eddie quickly catches on. But why he was chosen to take him was beyond him. He was barely functioning himself as he starts into a coughing fit the second they step out of the doors. Steve’s hands are already leading him to the water fountain, rubbing his back gently. “Come on dude you need to stand straight.” Steve comments, moving Eddie’s body like he was clay. Eddie listens standing as straight as he can, still coughing for a second. Waiting for breather room before he takes another puff of his inhaler. Hands shaking a bit before he was pulling it back.

And god damn, Steve Harrington was a god send. And angel sent from above. Because Eddie really needed water, and where did the king take him? Straight to the fucking source.

Eddie clambers forward a bit, quickly drinking mouthfuls of water. Coming back up to gasp for air, which might be his default setting. He’s to busy trying to cure his dry throat that he hadn’t notice hands holding his hair back.

After a moment longer Eddie pulls back, his curls strangely fall right in his face at the same time. He glances over at Steve, who was now a couple of feet away from him. Awkwardly smiling and waving at him, like he hadn’t just pulled his hair back like he was some drunk teenage girl. Eddie clears his throat before Steve nods his head a bit. Looking down at the floor a bit as he starts stumbling forward a bit. His balance seems a bit off, probably from getting his skull knocked in by Hargrove.

As they progress down the halls, the more Eddie starts to think Steve Harrington wasn’t like he thought he would be. But Eddie can’t say as much to him before Steve’s walking him into the nurse. Who now stares Eddie like he has five heads.

“What do you want Munson?” She says in a bored tone. Chewing on a mouthful of gum as she does.

Eddie stumbles on his words, moving to point to behind him. To only then realize that Steve Harrington was no longer there. His face goes a bright pink as he realizes what just happened. Secretly cursing the boy out for being so smooth Eddie turns to face the nurse again.

[futchmoding]

job application mentioned drug screening so i fear i have to quit weed until i get rejected in a day or two 😔

[gaygothfluid]

Hello and welcome to 3 am

[madisonthetimewalker]

Some canon lore about Proto and messenger

1. Messenger and Proto get into fits sometimes about things (it could be the smallest thing ever)

2. i have a headcanon that Proto man is like clingy sometimes and doesn’t really like when messenger leaves for long periods of time

3. they both love going on walks or going out together like going out to small convenient stores or going around the park (sometimes they even ride bikes)

4. They both love watching comedy movies or stupid shows where they both can complain (messenger loves to complain and blue’s is just there for the entertainment)

5. Messenger sometimes annoys Proto man when he goes out for to long (she gets worried about him due to his core)

6. Although it’s rare Proto man does like to hug messenger and she’s happy that Proto man trusts her to the point where he hugs her (she literally giggles inside)

7. Messenger likes holding hands with proto man but proto man sometimes won’t let her so she just wraps her arm around his arm (which makes him scream inside he doesn’t hate the touch bro is just not used to it he has no idea what to do)

8. Proto man likes to listen messenger make music on her computer and will sometimes just watch her make music for fun he likes how she can make it so easily (she uses sound samples)

9. Messenger sleeps ALOT much to Proto man’s annoyance so he will often times wake her up to check on her which annoys messenger but not a lot

10. Messenger has alot of flavored E-tanks she doesn’t like just plain oil and it’s almost a battle to get the last vanilla flavored E-tank because they both like them and they basically fist fight for it

11. Sometimes Proto man needs comfort so he will often just lay on messenger until he feels better (or when he goes for a “nap”)

12. Messenger hates when Proto man gives her attitude so she will often hit him on the head out of annoyance

13. Sometimes when blues sneaks out and doesn’t tell messenger she will often spam the shit out of his inter com because that’s literally the only way to get his attention when he’s out and about

14. Blues HATES his scarf being washed so he has to watch messenger put it in the washing machine so she doesn’t do anything (she won’t)

15. Those 2 LOVE to sleep in on the weekends it’s their favorite although blues isn’t a big fan he enjoys her company and likes spending time with her

16. Blues will never tell ANYONE this but sometimes messenger gives him little kisses on the head to make him feel better (it works)

17. Messenger is loud like genuinely loud and surprisingly blues doesn’t mind (he likes when she expresses herself because people used to get weirded out by her and her energetic and loud behavior)

18. Messenger is easily startled and Proto man is almost impossible to predict sometimes so she often screams and then realizes it’s blue when he walks up behind her when she isn’t expecting it (she hates people scaring her but blues doesn’t mean to so sometimes he feels guilty)

19. Messenger is also clingy but very clingy and is often upset when Proto man leaves without a goodbye and will scold him for it (not fully scold but she will make fun of him for a whole day)

20. Messenger likes using deez nuts jokes and blues fucking hates it

(Yeah im cringe but i am free)

[anon1mitydrawsattimes]

[merciathekingdom]

the albatrio! (+earl)

[medicollie]

doctor said petri schizotypal personality disorder makes petri do worse (not really autism just looks like) (petri still have autism it means it does some same things as autism not all but some) so cant think, cant use brain well, cant do anything!! gets better, gets worse, need take more medicine. dont want to!! scared!!!

[newmusick]

are you smoking yet ? fuck you pepe!!

when u cum ? i'm a slice of cheesy pizza ... he hates children....

party mother fuckers ... get too it !!............ like now

The #AllLivesMatter degenerates love the two-tier style of justice and complete disregard for children.

[fidgetspringer]

Stinky got the full treatment today

[bagel-of-decay]

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

[beaft]

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like