#hatsune miku doesnt do discourse

[hatsunemikuisnotinnyourwifi]

;; Intro Post!

A system who really likes Hatsune Miku!

Prns ; They/It and Med/Med/Medicines/Medself

We are a syscourse and miku blog! We are diagnosed with DID and have h-EDS [ Anti-Endo ]

DNI ; Endos and supporters, people who support actual hate on endos [ telling them to kts, going into asks on anon to be hateful, generally uncouth behavior ] I do not support you or your behavior it's gross.

Asks ; Open. Even to endos, but hate will be deleted.

CREDS UNDER CUT↓

credits: @sister-lucifer , @mod-ais-icons

[bluehairpronounsbracket]

a bracket competition similar to that of @transgenderswagcompetition, @autismswagsummit, and others!!

for your faves that have blue hair (or are otherwise blue-coded) and pronouns!!

more info + submission form under cut...

Rules

- NO REAL PEOPLE. no youtubers etc

- canon is dead i killed it!!! obviously this rule doesnt really apply here (you can argue that everybody has pronouns and canonical hair color/color-coding is important) but mentioning it anyway :p if a character only has slightly blue hair or a mix of hair colors but they have INCREDIBLE pronoun vibes they count the same as any full bluehead

- no discourse, obviously

- you are free to submit multiple characters, but please do not rig the voting by submiting the same character multiple times!

- Hatsune Miku is the only one i'm preemptively giving a definite spot, so other than her, send em in!!

form

submissions will end whenever i have too many, or a week from now at most!

[ashkazora]

Concept- around the time the team was fighting Haggar in different realities twitter poll against paladins and other important galra or some figures (idk i never watched past s6 years ago) is going on. Obviously #lancesweeps so now he not only has to deal with dead gf he has to do it while being crowned with absolutely most inane titles he certainly doesnt want right now (he only loses in 2 fucking polls and that's against sans undertale and hatsune miku)

Lance gets crowned the most pathetic man, best DILF, best twink, and so much more. He’s literally going through the five stages of grief but the moment he gets back to earth, he finds out he’s become an internet funny man, despite having no kids, a swimmer’s build (and is pretty pathetic because his gf died). He doesn’t even know what undertale is.

More angst idea: Whenever he gets particularly depressed, Lance distracts himself by seeing what new discourse is posted about him. Some #lancesweeps fans always argue that he shouldn’t be glorified because hes a child soldier. Others say he’s a war criminal. But most just make art and write fics of him in either crack, lewd, or both situations. It’s a good distraction from how bad he feels, and the sheer attention from the polls means he can stay as a farmer and people WILL doxx him. To get away from the attention Lance goes on some lone missions but of course, #Lancesweeps somehow spreads to other universes.

Less angst idea: to honour his loss against Miku and Sans, he changed his armour colour to match Miku’s hair, and uses his new, Allura given space STD powers to make his eye glow. The internet loves it.

[rorydexscp]

Tw: harassment, shipping discourse, and lots of swearing.

I swear on my life this is the ONLY ship discourse post i will ever have on this blog and I am NOT taking it down.

Antishippers are all like "Oh you ship x with y, thats wrong, and now I will harass you".

I get that not everybody is ok with shipping pedophillia or incest, but thats not a reason to HARASS A LIVING, BREATHING PERSON over fiction.

The literal definition of fiction is:

There is no goddamn fucking reason why people should be harassed. Antis are literally immoral for harassing people.

Antis really do be like: oh im high and mighty i harass people who like to ship characters that arent real im so proud of myself.

Y'know. I personally have Hatsune Miku blacklisted from my editing blog, and i have Miku content filtered so i dont see it. Do you see ME harassing people who like Miku???

No you dont, because I have at least one fucking braincell that works.

Proshippers, it doesnt matter what you ship. Its literally not hurting anyone.

Antishippers, pull your head out of your ass, its not a hat. Stop harassing random ass people. If you dont like proshipper content, theres this thing called a block button. Theres also something called filtering tags. Use it.

I swear to fucking GOD if when the Crossed Heart series finally comes out, if people start harassing me bc I put Able and Larry together or I put Dex in a very big hoodie that covers his thighs, I swear on my fucking LIFE im gonna get Mono and ask him to viturally STRANGLE you assholes.

Harassing people is bad. If you harass someone, your no better than dirt.

I usually try to keep discourse off my blog, but Bonnie drew this to my attention.

The fact that i literally had to make Mono his own B L O G shows how stupid this is. We, as a system, dont give a rat's ass if you ship [insert ship], its not harming anybody! And WHO FUCKING CARES?!?

tl;dr: harassing bad, stop doing it.

[hatsunemikuisnotinnyourwifi]

HAPPY NEW YEARS !!!

[hatsunemikuisnotinnyourwifi]

if miku was a pikmin what do you think her special pikmin power would be

I don't know that much about Pikmin but I think that she could maybe sing and buff up other guys. but the funnier option is using her pikmin pigtails to throw other pikmin. so that's what I'm going with