#having a vision ...

[ringneckedpheasant]

crysanth kesh voiced by patti lupone….

[rjavenuru]

I can see.......

A lot of excruciatingly cringy crap. 🤣🤣

[soapbbox]

Tenna watch out for the thirst comments

[skecherss]

@batbirdies honestly this SOUNDS like something your Jason would say

[froopa-coopa]

"I never asked for this"

[owlpero]

free will is all about headcanoning your faves as autistic

[softaestluv]

next | mlist ✎ᝰ.ᐟ

Something, something, about the 141 men all being quite obsessed with you, placing bets who could get you first— everyone thinks it’s Kyle, he’s charming, handsome, who wouldn’t swoon at his feet?

Maybe even Johnny, he’s a bit of a dog, but he has a way with women, by some miracle, and he’s smart, maybe it’s his blue eyes.

No one thought it would be Simon, their lieutenant, of all people, anti-social, rough around every edge. A brute, curt, wears a skull.

Then one day, they get a message in the group chat from Simon, a picture attached. Kyle can’t believe it, Price, the dirty old man, saves it to his phone instantly, Johnny has to do a spit-take because there in the photo is you.

But it’s not just you.

It’s you perched on Simon’s lap.

Naked from the head down, back facing the camera, with your face buried in Simon’s neck. Simon gets a low enough angle, gets a perfect view of your pussy, stretched wide over his fat cock. Puffy and swollen, glistening with your sopping arousal.

With a simple sentence:

‘Look who I found’

[noodles-and-tea]

Eyes

[chloesimaginationthings]

Glamrock Freddy's life is so hard in FNAF...

(Based off @/sweepswoop’s comic)

[k20spock]

*follows after you and takes your gecko tail when you break it off to escape from a predator and uses it to make soup*

you ask me to sit in this suspiciously hot bath and i agree. as my back is turned, you start chopping vegetables into the water. a carrot floats past me and i am so startled i leap out of the water and scurry away. my tail is left behind, floating in the air for a few seconds wile e coyote style before falling into the water with a satisfying splash. you have gecko tail soup now. we do this every time my tail regrows. i have not caught on yet.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

in desperate need of a superhero who has every conceivable superpower...but isn't "overpowered" bc they're mediocre at everything. flight? i mean yeah they can fly. with all the grace of a drunken butterfly, bumping into multiple surfaces in the process, but yeah technically they're flying. super strength? sure with super butterfingers built-in, but it counts. laser eyes but their aim's for shit. they've saved the world as many times as they've endangered it by making a bad situation worse. the "good guys" and "bad guys" are equally apprehensive of having this person on their team

[stargirl230]

ghost of you

super quick Sua screencap redraw to celebrate the new video release - no I was not expecting it to be Like That and yes I was devastated

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[milkamel]

I don't think this guy is good at handling any kind of affection let's be real 🙏

[technically-human]

You've got so much to learn

[marciaillust]

your design of me

[nouverx]

Redraw of my favourite scene. I don't know how to be normal about this, I love them so much