#he LOVES causing problems on purpose

[rindomness]

My one controversial thought I will share in a half-awake insomniac haze is that you people are making life series Scar simply too kind in your fanworks. He delights in threatening people and causing harm and enacting cartoonish villainy. for all your talk of never leaving the desert you forget truly too fast about "when I go red, Ren, you're first on my list" and him shaking down Skizz first fucking thing. Have you all forgotten about Chaos Scar I think you've all forgotten about Chaos Scar

[martyrbat]

'MOVE IT. MOVE IT. MOVE IT. FUCKING MOVE IT'

kris sitting on the ice & blocking the puck: :p

[laurellala-comics]

What if the characters in Ace Attorney all texted each other. Because they're friends. <3

(My alt text descriptions were a little long so I've added the individual text exchanges below, btw if there's any way I can improve my alt text please let me know!)

[id: drawing one shows text history between Maya Fey and Phoenix Wright on Nick's phone, starting with older texts at the top

Maya: ramen? (Nick has given this a thumbs up)

now we see texts from today at 11:37

Maya: Burgers?

Nick: sorry, not today, big case :(

Maya: Aww Nick

Maya: I'll pick it up and bring it over!

Maya: ... can i use your credit card (she punctuates the sentence with a big smiling face emoji) /end id]

[id: drawing two shows text history between Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth on Miles's phone, starting with older texts at the top

Edgeworth: This was a riveting article, I thought it might interest you.

now we see texts from today

Nick sends a screenshot of a twitter post that reads: Lawyers help people get through the worst day of their life. They're good at it because they have experience getting through their own worst day, which just so happens to be every waking day of their existence

Miles: Ha.

Nick: Just one "ha"?

Miles: Not your best work.

Nick sends a frowny face :( /end id]

[id: drawing three shows text history between Miles Edgeworth and Maya Fey on Maya's phone. The text bubbles from Maya here are green as a result of her, an iPhone user texting Miles, a google pixel user. Maya has also sprinkled several emojis into Miles's contact name, the libra scales, the angry face emoji, the shouting emoji, and the clashing swords emoji. They're mid conversation and Miles has sent a text bubble so big we can't read the whole thing.

Miles: -completely unnecessary. Doing a Steel Samurai reboot so soon after the series ended is a foolish decision, everyone will be directly comparing the two from the moment the first episode drops. I don't believe they even have a fresh direction for the show, the only difference will be the cgi. God forbid we rock the boat and follow a new character! It's abundantly clear to me that the studio executives are cowards.

Maya: Oh my gosh, and did you see the new outfits? Maya includes a sobbing emoji

Miles: Oh, don't get me started.

we see three dots at the bottom of the screen indicating that Miles is still typing. /end id]

[sharffffff]

Woe, Oliver "Chompy" The Pang TV be upon you.

Just a little guy! They got the scarf from BBH which if you try to take off they will kill you, one of old Lukey hoodies and an irresistible desire to cause as much chaos as possible. I love this little critter. They will bite off your finger if they don't like you.

I'll tag vio just because i want them to see this little critter i love being annoying to people i like @azure-bluet :3

[orion-kenobi]

Jack O’Neill and John Sheppard do appear to have very similar personalities on the surface however I think Jack is like... actually sarcastic whereas John uses sarcasm in an action hero type way, if that makes sense? Jack is just Like That but John has a hero persona to keep up and cocky one-liners feed into it.

[schrodingers-hoarding-problem]

my guy que siming did not want to be at the party but by god if he wasnt going to be the funniest motherfucker there

[charlottcharles]

Arvel "I Think I Will Cause Problems On Purpose" Skeen

[dramatic-dolphin]

"if she had a son she'd name him canteafinwe" PLEASE that's so funny 😭 tell your oc i love her

THANK YOU THANK YOU <3 she's hilarious. and she means it one hundred percent.

scene: Aman, before the Darkening

"Absolutely not," Makalaurë choked out through a wave of laughter nearly as powerful as the waves of the sea that dashed against the shore they stood on. "You horrible woman. Don't you dare."

"What?" said Nenwë. "It's not as if Maitimo will ever have children. His heirs would, by logic, be your heirs, as second-eldest. It only makes sense."

"You don't know that!" He bit his lips, but mirth danced in his eyes still, no matter how he tried to hide it. "Russo still thinks he is going to heroically consign himself to a political marriage, one of these days."

"As if your father would ever stand for that." Because Fëanáro had watched all through his and Curufinwë's politically unsuitable and all-around problematic courtships with the sort of enthusiasm that only a believer of One True Love could muster.

"It's not even true!" Makalaurë cried out theatrically, ignoring her with practiced ease. "There have been several Finwës since Russo! The time for 'fourth' has long passed."

Nenwë nodded sagely. "You and your brothers."

"You're missing a few."

She snapped her fingers. "That's right, your nephew! Curufinwë the Third, how could I forget him? Your brother's naming skills are truly remarkable, I must say."

Makalaurë lost his battle against laughter once again. He swept her up in his arms and kissed her brow, her cheek, her mouth. "You," he said, emphatically, "are not naming our future son Cantëafinwë. I refuse. We will have only daughters, if that's what it takes. I'll make sure of it."

"If it was that easy, you wouldn't have five younger brothers." Then she shrieked as Makalaurë calmly hoisted her up and tossed her into the sea, and for a while there were no more words exchanged.

Later on, when they had calmed down and wrung water out of their ruined clothes, they sat on the shore and watched as the light of the Trees scattered on the waves. Nenwë turned to her husband, a rare, sweet smile slowly spreading on her lips, and said–

"I will name our eldest daughter Cantëafinwë if I have to."

[mudinyourshoes]

A list of problems Xing Zhi has caused by accident:

-almost drowned because he tripped

-got poisoned because he was curious and poking things he shouldn't be

-almost decapitated his gf with her own spear because he was playing around and not paying attention to his surroundings

-engaged his gf to a stranger because he was in a hurry and not paying attention

-showed up late to his gf's battlefield death match and almost ended up going home with her corpse because he's been a recluse for too long and got lost the minute he walked out his front door

[randomtheidiot]

I think it would be really funny if the Loki-Heimdall beef was extremely one-sided, but it was Heimdall who was frothing at the mouth ready to Fucking Kill Loki, who hadn't thought of him as anything more than some generic watchman who always seems to look like he's going to explode every time Loki opens his mouth.

[merry-death]

Please tell your cat (calvin?) that I like their face.

Calvin is fully aware of how handsome he is, but will absolutely accept any praise 💜

[prick-love-for-arting]

aone in f4!!! he deserves to be a blushing wreck <3

ya know what? He does!!!!

[badboysupr]

there's no quicker way to get leo to do something than telling him not to do that something.

and it's not even meant in, like, a challenging way (like it would be with percy tbh). it's literally just “wouldn't it be funny if i DID do the thing tho ? :)”

[merevide]

caved and watched the first 5 episodes of hotd and rn all i gotta say is i wouldn't even wish the fate of being a high ranking offical's daughter/wife in the GoT universe onto my worst enemy godddd

[trees-to-meet-you]

Got to the end of TMA 106 y’all were right these girls were literally just calling out Martin for being a petty gay bitch

[martynsimp69]

sometimes when i’m taking breaks from working on fis recently i think about my other beloved aus i share with my partners and it’s at least a little bit funny that the one that’s been on my mind recently is another completely unrelated one in which martyn is a fishguy