He/him and aro-ace. Do not send me donation asks for I have sixteen whole dollar to my name.I swear a lot. DNI if swearing upsets you.It's not you, it's me.Don't expect anything of me, even I don't know what I'm fucking doing. I do like Norse mythology, though.All of my coolest things are tagged as #my fucking shitAlso, I block liberally.DNI IF YOU HAVE A DEFAULT PROFILE PICTURE AND YOU DON'T POST ANYTHING. YOU WILL BE REPORTED AS A BOT.
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I know that the general consensus is that Njörðr is a perverted old man who's doing objectionable and nasty shit 120% of the time in broad daylight, but my impression of him has always been that he's one of those gross older celebrities who tries to keep up a facade of professionalism and dignity, but if you search up his name, there's at least a million huge scandals with his name attached and he's probably on some kind of list.
#He's a hypocrite to the most extreme degree because he gets on Loki's ass for sleeping around but he's done way worse for less#njord#norse mythology#norse gods#norse myth#Njörðr
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God fucking damn it, the horrortale creator's a pervert. Fuck this chungus ass life.
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#fuck jkr#fuck rowling#fuck harry potter#fuck hp#anti rowling#anti jkr#fuck jk rowling#anti jk rowling#anti harry potter#anti hp#shitpost#meme#funny#read another book
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Oh, she's real subtle...
Subtle like a brick to the face.


Holy shit lol
#How do people knowingly partake in this shit#Why is anyone still active in that shithole of a fandom#Who in their right mind is wearing that shirt and not ever stopping to consider how it looks to other people#Anyways if it looks like a duck. quacks like a duck and wears bigoted merch made by a deplorable scumbag...
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I've been told I look like a 12 year old on several occasions. I think the highest guess might've been 14.
It's probably my height.
Do you look younger than you are?
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my most british trait is being automatically able to tell whether an rp account of a british character is british or american depending on how they talk about making tea
#Motherfucker until I have had my morning tea I can't even fucking think. Who is posting Instagram style photos of that shit.#It's the worst combination of out of touch midwestern/west coast anglophiles and the social media people who take pictures of their food#Anyways I drink Barry's out of a comically large mug and it's dangerous to talk to me before the cup is empty
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#🇮🇪✨🔥#I have no memory of using these emojis and I apparently have only ever used three emojis and also why is Ireland on fire#Is the aesthetic supposed to be British imperialism?#I know that's been a popular aesthetic since BBC got big for some reason.
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Who the fuck does either of those things???
my most british trait is being automatically able to tell whether an rp account of a british character is british or american depending on how they talk about making tea
#I'm from the US but most of my family is European so I'm definitely not the “default” american#But I have literally never heard of either of those.
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#Just got back from a Thingy and it was a lot. Sorry if you all thought I'd died or something.#I'll talk more about it later but not now. I'm getting ready to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal#First real food I've had in a week tbh
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I KNEW IT.
Artists!
I'm sure plenty of posts have already been made on this, but I'm making my own short post because it seems people are still getting scammed out of money by these scumbags.
If you get any comment on your art like this- block and report. It is a scam.

When you message these accounts, they will ask to commission you to draw a dog. Instead of receiving the payment, you will instead get a fake PayPal email tricking you into sending money to the scammer.
Similar scams exist in art communities everywhere. In general, anyone asking you to send money to them in order to complete a commission transaction is attempting to scam you. There is no situation where this isn't a scam. Stay safe.
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Neither am I, lmao.
I'm a bit late, but happy July 4th. Not because I'm particularly patriotic or anything, I just don't like the British monarchy.
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I'm a bit late, but happy July 4th. Not because I'm particularly patriotic or anything, I just don't like the British monarchy.
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THE LADY WHO RUNS THE SAVEAFOX YOUTUBE DIED???
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Sure, there's no platonic explanation for this character interaction, but the romantic explanation sucks ass, so I'm ignoring it.
#Did it ever occur to any of you that interpreting every single thing as romantic gets really boring after a while?#Even outside of aro discourse the general fandom hyperfixation on shipping is really bland and there's a million other character dynamics#I promise you. There are fun things to do that aren't shipping. Just trust me.#Take my hand and I'll show you wonderful things.#shipping discourse#ship dynamics#fandom#aroace#arospec#aromantism#aromantic#aspec#acespec#fandom things#fanfics#fandom culture#shipping#ships#romance#romantic#allonormativity
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Normalize having a weird looking dog. Not some fucked up pug that was selectively bred to look cute and has a million health problems as a result of mankind's hubris, but a dog that's completely healthy and just happens to be a fucking creacher. Mixed breed shelter dogs whose body proportions do not go together at all and weird little rats who you swear to god are part hamster.
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She cheats at cards, though. All the time.
loki probably would cheat in a monogamous relationship is my obligatory Normalise Loving Your Parents opinion for norse mythology i fear. i really don't even think she would see it as a big deal. my loki attaches virtually no emotional intimacy to sex, to them it's basically just a fun activity. cheating to him is the equivalent of like, promising to only play a board game with one person and then breaking that promise.
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