randomtheidiot
randomtheidiot
I am carrying several diseases.
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He/him and aro-ace. Do not send me donation asks for I have sixteen whole dollar to my name.I swear a lot. DNI if swearing upsets you.It's not you, it's me.Don't expect anything of me, even I don't know what I'm fucking doing. I do like Norse mythology, though.All of my coolest things are tagged as #my fucking shitAlso, I block liberally.DNI IF YOU HAVE A DEFAULT PROFILE PICTURE AND YOU DON'T POST ANYTHING. YOU WILL BE REPORTED AS A BOT.
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randomtheidiot · 13 minutes ago
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I know that the general consensus is that Njörðr is a perverted old man who's doing objectionable and nasty shit 120% of the time in broad daylight, but my impression of him has always been that he's one of those gross older celebrities who tries to keep up a facade of professionalism and dignity, but if you search up his name, there's at least a million huge scandals with his name attached and he's probably on some kind of list.
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randomtheidiot · 15 hours ago
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God fucking damn it, the horrortale creator's a pervert. Fuck this chungus ass life.
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randomtheidiot · 20 hours ago
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randomtheidiot · 20 hours ago
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Oh, she's real subtle...
Subtle like a brick to the face.
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Holy shit lol
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randomtheidiot · 22 hours ago
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I've been told I look like a 12 year old on several occasions. I think the highest guess might've been 14.
It's probably my height.
Do you look younger than you are?
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randomtheidiot · 2 days ago
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my most british trait is being automatically able to tell whether an rp account of a british character is british or american depending on how they talk about making tea
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randomtheidiot · 2 days ago
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randomtheidiot · 2 days ago
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Who the fuck does either of those things???
my most british trait is being automatically able to tell whether an rp account of a british character is british or american depending on how they talk about making tea
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randomtheidiot · 2 days ago
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randomtheidiot · 9 days ago
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I KNEW IT.
Artists!
I'm sure plenty of posts have already been made on this, but I'm making my own short post because it seems people are still getting scammed out of money by these scumbags.
If you get any comment on your art like this- block and report. It is a scam.
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When you message these accounts, they will ask to commission you to draw a dog. Instead of receiving the payment, you will instead get a fake PayPal email tricking you into sending money to the scammer.
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Similar scams exist in art communities everywhere. In general, anyone asking you to send money to them in order to complete a commission transaction is attempting to scam you. There is no situation where this isn't a scam. Stay safe.
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randomtheidiot · 10 days ago
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Neither am I, lmao.
I'm a bit late, but happy July 4th. Not because I'm particularly patriotic or anything, I just don't like the British monarchy.
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randomtheidiot · 10 days ago
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I'm a bit late, but happy July 4th. Not because I'm particularly patriotic or anything, I just don't like the British monarchy.
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randomtheidiot · 11 days ago
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THE LADY WHO RUNS THE SAVEAFOX YOUTUBE DIED???
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randomtheidiot · 11 days ago
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OH BOY 3 PM
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randomtheidiot · 11 days ago
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Sure, there's no platonic explanation for this character interaction, but the romantic explanation sucks ass, so I'm ignoring it.
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randomtheidiot · 11 days ago
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Normalize having a weird looking dog. Not some fucked up pug that was selectively bred to look cute and has a million health problems as a result of mankind's hubris, but a dog that's completely healthy and just happens to be a fucking creacher. Mixed breed shelter dogs whose body proportions do not go together at all and weird little rats who you swear to god are part hamster.
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randomtheidiot · 11 days ago
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She cheats at cards, though. All the time.
loki probably would cheat in a monogamous relationship is my obligatory Normalise Loving Your Parents opinion for norse mythology i fear. i really don't even think she would see it as a big deal. my loki attaches virtually no emotional intimacy to sex, to them it's basically just a fun activity. cheating to him is the equivalent of like, promising to only play a board game with one person and then breaking that promise.
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