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fantasist-art · 6 months ago
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Doodle scream
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gayboyposting · 2 months ago
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walks in, out of breath, covered in blood with my clothing all messed up like in movies, clearly ecstatic: He Bit Me
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beatersteeleblippoedition · 9 months ago
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teefers.
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Hi, I am dentistry. :) yes I is dentists. (The brain rot hurts sometimes.)
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dragonsflame117 · 1 year ago
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This asshole decided my finger was a snack while I was doing maintenance and promptly got yanked out of his hole when I recoiled and he DID NOT LET GO
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54prowl · 13 days ago
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seeing my cat do airplane ears out of nowhere
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kit-williams · 1 year ago
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Momrad to MENACE
HE BIT ME THE TINY NIGHT LORD CAME UP TO ME AND JUST BIT ME WITH ALL 4 OF HIS TEETH
ON THE LEG NEAR MY KNEE
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joe-spookyy · 1 year ago
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Fungus eat you or you eat fungus?
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fungus eat me ☹️
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faux-spring · 1 year ago
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I made this a few weeks or months ago based on the evil gourb au
This is my first time ever doing anthropomorphic characters in ibs
Hopefully I did good in case you're wondering https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GVQ8-mHL-go is the video where you can find the au I had posted the art in the discord before
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meh7l0 · 1 year ago
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My little monster
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His name is Tom
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ink-ami · 1 month ago
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TV Guy with abandonment issues and themes of having to move on right before my finals and having to leave my university? More likely than I thought.
Seriously, seeing Tenna broken is sad, but I hope he felt loved when he was repaired.
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woodsdyke · 9 days ago
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i tend to be generally fearless to a bit of a fault but today i experienced a split second of absolutely primal terror
i was coming home from a hike and was in the mountains waiting for a train to pass so i could cross the tracks. i briefly looked up to look at the train as it approached because i understand the appeal of a good train. i was met with this sight, actively approaching me
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my sense of fight or flight is pretty dormant but it hit me so hard i felt vaguely nauseous for five minutes. i sat there in my car looking like id seen someone get shot. for some reason my brain could not process thomas and all i knew was that suddenly my world was very different and very, very frightening
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brokenclockgears · 2 months ago
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my old friend, mr tenna
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remcadll · 2 months ago
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I know the popular take is that Jason responds to familial affection by going ew fuck you gtf off me or whatever but to be honest I think if someone actually tried it he's ending up weeping wailing face red sniffling coughing collapsing to his knees in the rain type of reaction just completely sopping pathetic. his eyes are so swollen he can't see shit and falls off a cliff
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butchfalin · 2 years ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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starridge · 1 year ago
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puppet hour was brutal
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the-umbra-sanctuary · 6 months ago
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Found some photos of my two partners!
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This is Milo! My sweet angel who couldn’t even hurt a cutiefly, he usually helps me with the shadow Pokémon that just need a gentle hand or a shoulder to cry on and an ear to rant to.
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And this fella is Axel, while to most he seems unfriendly, he actually is super caring in his own way. He prefers to manage the more violent guests, helping to both protect myself and Milo, plus the peace of the sanctuary.
As first I tried to stop them, but I noticed that it also helps the new residents let off some steam. Now I let them be, only stepping in if I think Axel can’t handle it.
Anyways these two are my partners, any other pokemon on our sanctuary is completely wild.
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