#he can and WILL kick your ass
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(I am ~buzzing~ with ideas…. Allow me to release some)
Once Danny was an adult, he decided to join Ellie in her ‘permanent world tour’. It’s better than staying in Amity where the opinion of Phantom hasn’t gotten much better. Besides, the portal caused the veil to get weaker, allow ghost to wreak havoc where ever they want.
He’s met a lot new ghost cause of this too. Old as Mycenaean Greece to non humans who came to Earth and died there. Danny’s learnt so much from them that he’s basically a walking in Encyclopaedia.
So, Danny’s decided “fuck it.” and has it became a part-time history teacher. It’s fun! He knows the details by heart and is able to make it more fun than just droning on about the same old wars and whatever. He enjoys it, the kids enjoy it and the ghosts having their stories told!
Of course, this does cause some problems when people try to correct him. Danny’s argument? “I got them correct sources.”
And when anyone asks him how knows his sources are correct? “My source was there when it happened.”
Cue the dc world thinking that Danny’s just some immortal guy whose decided to use his immortality for good(TM)
#dp x dc#Dc x dp#dcxdp#dpxdc#dpdc#dcdp#writing prompt#I’m thinking this happens either in Gotham where everyone kind of just accepts that he’s there#Like “yup. Immortal guy. Doesn’t really do much beside tell his stories like an old man”#It would be funny if Damian ends up in his class and is so into because he can ask ANY question from ANY area/time period and Danny answers#-well enough that Damian has found a new favourite#“He’s not even family!”#“Tt.”#Or it happens in Central city#Because I think that’s also a city that would see this funky dude and just go “Yup that’s normal!”#(I JUST REMEMBERED THAT WALLY GETS WRAPPED UP IN A BUNCH OF CULTS STUFF!!!)#Wally totally goes up to Danny and starts spilling the entire case…#Without actually spilling it#Danny gives him all the missing clues in the form of the stories of (old ass god from obscure religion)#It would also be funny if Bart is his student#Like Danny 100% sometimes mixes up timelines and has to go#“Yeah so the queen stabbed the king in revenge- wait no. Sorry. the king killed the queen and the princess stabbed the king.”#Bart is BUZZING(/pos) cause he was there!! He went to that timeline to fix it!!#It’s very obvious that this immortal guy is immune to time travel shenanigans#Bart has fun subtly mention old timelines with him#Danny’s already decided this is his kid now. Back off Flash. I’m stealing your side kick.#(EVEN FUNNIER WITH BART 100% SUPPORTING THIS AND WALLY HAVING A CRUSH)#(“Nu uh! You don’t deserve Mr. Fenton!” “Dude I’m basically your older brother! If we date he becomes actual family!” “Nu uh. I claimed him#Already!” “Barttt-!”)#I need me more Danny & Speedsters
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#hankcon#dbh#hannor#hank anderson#dbh connor#hank x connor#connor rk800#detroit become human#bryan dechart#clancy brown#my art#please don't repost#i almost broke my leg but i was on leave for a few days#and played the game again#and kinda fell in love again#what's new#trying that painting thingy on them was fun#your honor they're gay#i know connor can kick anyone's ass he's like a real life terminator#but i have a soft spot for hank being grumpy/protective/almost growling at ppl#we love codependency in this house#have you seen my art#dbh hank anderson
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Bonus 14: Just the usual Guy Stuff!
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan sizhui#lan wangij#lan qiren#wei wuxian#ouyang zizhen#Sect leader Ouyang#lan jingyi#jin ling#Remember when I said I was having a rough time scripting out episode 8?#Yeah it wasn't just because of the battle scenes. It was also because there was so many other things going on in the background.#Great things that I was like “oh but that's got great comic potential - oh but *that* would be a fun thing to focus on - oh but THAT -”#And sometimes when I get overwhelmed I simply say No...No to drawing out 5 additional comics for the second siege.#I do still deeply adore the Jin Ling and Jiang Cheng moments. I loved all the juniors kicking ass in front of their mentors and parents!#It bears repeating that a core message in MDZS is about how the next generation has the capacity to grow past their predecessors.#That they are going to chose what to believe and will come to their own decisions. That they will be better for it.#And! That it is not just the new generation! Lan Qiren picks up his sword and fights as well!#This is a story about hope lying in the future if you choose to nurture it now. Not all seeds will grow but some *will*.#For now...we can just ask ourselves the question of what we want that future to be. And start somewhere.#Maybe it is learning how to draw comics. Maybe it is learning how to be kinder.#Maybe it's about getting good gains and never putting your shirt back on. Godspeed Lan Jingyi.#...I may make a poll to make the decision on whether he stays like this or not (or secret third option?)
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eos pt. 2
#im actually close to finishing the game naow... i got to dialga's fight but got my ass kicked#this game is making me emotional wtf.. i teared up a little when my team reunited with the guild#and when they told them the truth abt grovyle and everyone agreed to help them. thats so. peace and love oh my god#also chatot.. i was wrong abt him he comes thru even if hes annoying. “prized recruits” YOURE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY#team skull also. like i cannot defend them being assholes but i still felt bad seeing them beat up#this game is so good at making me feel things towards characters i was actually filled with seething rage everytime i had to watch#team skull scheme against me and not do anything. ALSO the reason why i had such a grudge against chatot to begin with#is bc he THREW ME UNDER THE BUS bc of the apples without letting me EXPLAIN MYSELF#SO IT WAS REALLY FUNNY WHEN HE SAID HES FILLING IN FOR WIGGLYTUFF AS LEADER AND EVERYONE WENT “DEADASS?”#damn i can see why so many ppl make pmd ask blogs. im actually tempted to use my team if i didnt already know#that i would probably get bored and do smth else after a month <- did this multiple times while in pokeask#pokemon mystery dungeon#pmd#explorers of sky#eos#my art#myart#doodles#pmd oc#marmalade#neptune
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Red Hood vs. Red Robin: A Boyfriend's Dilemma
So, Danny Phantom has a confession to make: his favorite Gotham vigilante? It’s Red Hood. The sheer chaos, the boldness, the way Jason Todd absolutely doesn’t care what anyone thinks—it just speaks to Danny on a deep level. But the problem? He’s dating Tim Drake. Aka Red Robin. And Tim is not amused.
Every time Danny gushes about how cool Red Hood is, Tim gets this adorable little pout on his face. His arms cross, and he’ll start sulking like it’s some sort of cosmic injustice. And honestly? Danny loves it. He knows Tim’s his boyfriend, but watching him get all grumpy is way too fun to pass up.
But here’s the truth: as much as Danny admires Red Hood, Tim will always be his number one. No amount of Jason Todd fanboying could change that. Tim’s the one who makes him laugh, keeps him grounded, and knows him better than anyone. And when Tim’s sulking gets too much, Danny can’t resist it anymore. He pulls Tim close, pressing kisses all over his face until his boyfriend’s grumpy act finally cracks.
Yeah, he might pretend that Red Robin is only second best, but Danny knows where his heart truly lies. Tim Drake is, and will always be, his favorite.
#brain dead#dead tired#tim drake#danny phantom#danny fenton#jason todd#red hood#dc x dp#jason was totally smug abt learning that he's dannys favorite#tim proceeded to kick his ass during training#thats his boyfriend dammit! he gets to be upset that he's not his boyfriends favorite apparently#the first time they met was after red robin had taken a big blow during patrole and as awrstruck as he was he made sure tim was his priority#danny will always put tim first even if its against red hood#when he found out about titans towet you can bet your ass jason was demoted to least favorite for at least a month!#it was honestly the worst thing to happen to jason and you can bet your ass he grovled the fuck out of tim and danny#tim loved every second of it
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G: I have a Tiefling chracter now too (to DnD with friends)!
Human: So, what's your name, Tiefling?
Tiefling: Matches.
Human: Matches? Like the wooden sticks with the fiery tip?
Tiefling: Yup, that’s the one. Let’s not make a big deal out of it. It’s just a name.
Human: The name’s fine, just thought it’d be something more… infernal. Like Malethos or something.
Tiefling: /sigh/ My mom said I could pick any name I wanted. She believed it would bring me luck. Her name was "Hope," and I just loved that stupid box of matches and played with them all the time. You know what happened next? Well, she's dead and I’m not, and it seems this name matched me after all. Now let's go and loot this place already, all right?
#dnd character#dangeons and dragons#tiefling#art#artist on tumblr#fantasy#lingrimm#he's actually a softie#but can and will look badass like as he'll kick your ass (he won't)
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Your local hypermobile, hyperactive, adrenaline junky elf
I gave him glasses for fun and it kinda fits him, but I suspect he’s the kind of people who looks good in anything.
#short king that can kick your ass#fingon#silmarillion#I imagine him taking increasingly weirder poses as he’s having a regular conversation with someone#because he can’t stay still#he’s talking about the weather while doing a headstand#he’s at the war council doing a split while Maedhros talks strategy#holy-marmalade
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I think they would drink tea together and gossip. I think they would be friends.

Melvin is the third wheel to TWO marriages, he is absolutely the one George and Harold go to cry on his shoulder when they have fights with their significant other. Emotional support single man with little to not relationship experience, much less good advice, <3 Just imagine him awkwardly patting Harold while he laments about how his husband hasn’t talked to him all morning and he’s going to DIE.
#Melvin: your husbands are idiots.#Lisa and Billy- watching George and Harold set fire to the barbecue: yeah that’s fair enough#they love their disaster husbands dw dw <3#G & H’s husband and wife are the only people that Melvin actually respects#one day Melv tells George that his wife is nice and they freak out about it because him admitting it out loud is the golden seal of approva#he’s like a very grumpy cat to me- that is to say insanely difficult to please#him admitting he genuinely likes any of their existence is probably a novelty#Melv becomes like- an honorary uncle to the family alongside Harold#weirdo uncle who is also a cyborg- who also hates everyone and who also once blew up someone’s mailbox with a laser#because they said Lisa’s cookies weren’t very good#he’s insane I adore him#can you imagine this man sleepwalking#his cyborg half is freaking to out causing early Armageddon- meanwhile this mf is conked OUT#anyways#my art#captain underpants#tetocu#the epic tales of captain underpants#melvin sneedly#melvinborg#billy hutchins#billy doanbee ahiro#<- goofy ahh name ngl#lisa beard#I’ve been getting my ass kicked with life so this is all I got
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The face of a man who spent time thinking about what Bratz dolls would be like if they were living beings
#TIN CAN BROS RELEASE THE FULL VIDEO ON YT AND MY LIFE WILL BE YOURS#Spoilers but he kicked ass at that debate lmao#thinking about how that’s only half of what he wrote#damien haas#smosh
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you know what's so funny about chapter 18? Peter's motivation for beating Loki's ass. it's pretty much entirely for Thor at this point, right? because he saw what he did to Thor and knows how important this is for him. and Peter's mainly thinking "Well, sometimes I get a little insecure, but at the end of the day I am aware of what I made Spider-Man for, and so are the Avengers. so I'm a little ticked off that they didn't tell me everything about Loki but I'm sure it was for a good reason and they were keeping in mind that I've never really wanted to do some of the world saving that they do."
and then he finds out why they didn't tell him about Loki and he's like "okay actually i am mad now" (which yes this is part of the reason they didn't tell him, but there's another bigger reason that will outshine this reason)
#thor is terrified of peter btw#I know it doesn't seem like it#because they have sibling energy#but like when this comes out thor is gonna be shaking in his boots#peter staring at him like “what?” and thor is just#“😅 stark told me not to” and he's backing away slowly#doesn't work thor will have to pay for his crimes#keep in mind that this does happen in front of quite a few of the Justice League members#their first impression of Thor and Peter kills me every time#ao3 fanfic#leap of faith ao3#leap of faith catch me if you can#peter parker#peter parker in gotham#thor odinson#thor: TO BE FAIR THE LAST TIME WE TOLD YOU SOMETHING LIKE THAT-#peter: im gonna kick YOUR ass too
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Ok so entertain me for a sec is Jiang Cheng not the original Wei Wuxian monsterfucker. Like from the jump. Lan Wangji standing there big sad eyes like “but Wei YING the righteous path!!!” Who hugs the most actively-smoking cursed shixiong????? Who enfolds him tenderly after tracking him via his trail of creatively killed bodies????? Jiang Cheng like “idk maybe you shouldn’t have provoked him. Maybe that’s on you. I have a shock collar idk what u want me to do”
#I don’t need to pit two bad bitches against each other#I know Lwj is just worried about Wei Wuxian’s safety and his soul#but it does really get in the way of his sexualizing lol#even when he’s with it it’s more like ‘kick his ass baby I’ll hold your flower’#whereas Jiang Cheng is like ok yeah so what he killed some people!!!!#SO WHAT!!!!! I CAN FIX HIM!!!!!!! (making him actively worse)#need Chengxian to never read healing from codependency
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dinluke fics where lukes power is acknowledged and hes not written like some incompetent maiden who needs to be protected >>>>>>>>>
#i love the ones that call him mando bait bc like.... lets be real.... he SO is#good with kids... could kick your ass... large array of skills... dedicated... babygirl...#like.... his one fault to them is that hes a little jedi freak#but he aint freaky like the old jedi were hes a new brand of jedi freak#maybe they fuck with it#dinluke#luke skywalker#lukesguyliker#the mandalorian#din djarin#star wars#post rotj#new republic#skydalorian#grogu#sweet baby grogu#i loveee heem#can you tell i reread a dinluke fic i like and am now thinking about them can you tell plz say no its embarassing#i have a paper to write what am i doing.
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Nightwing crouches at the edge of one of Bludhavens tallest buildings, watching the streets with a pair of binoculars, back hunched and seeming more gargoyle than vigilante.
Deathstroke pads out from the shadows, the older man confident as he looks down at the hero: Truly fucked up this time kid...heard from a little bird that one Richard Grayson is in some deep shit...the offer still stands. Come with me. Let go of those silly set of rules and live a little...I remade the Red X suit...
Nightwing turns, and Slade realizes two things at once, Dick Grayson preferred to be closer to street level...and that he wanst that bulky.
Bruce, dressed as Nightwing and covering Bludhaven to let Dick have a date night, staring at Deathstroke as he stands and pulls out the escrima sticks: Come the fuck again?
Slade Wilson, realizing now that...Oops that's batman: Now wait there a second...you have a no kill rule Batman...
Bruce, filled with even more murderous rage: If I get you and the Joker my sons will love me again...you have a 3 second head start...
#batman#batfam#nightwing#bruce dressed as nightwing tho#trigger warning: Slade Wilson#slade wilson#deathstroke#jason watching from the side lines: oh my fucking god...he just...i think i have to call him dad now...shit!#dick and damian join together celebrating Slade getting his ass kicked#bruce has to be stopped by Clark once again#clark looking at the bat kids while holding bruce by the scruff: why did i have to stop him? dont you have contingencies for this?#tim munching on popcorn: i wonder if i can get him to kill ras...oh um...yeah none of us wanted too.#steph stealing tims popcorn: yeah like its yours and Cass's job the rest of us is cool with a little murder...as a treat
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Curly busting his face trying to sneak pony out of being grounded and they're both caught by darry
curly slinking himself over the fence and knocking on the window, ponyboy scrambles over whisper-screaming "what the hell are you doing here?!"
soda's asleep in the bed knocked out COLD and curly's already tugging at ponyboy "c'mon man, let's go, i wanna hang out" "it's LATE, curly– we have school in the morning!" "just for an hour, ponyboy i need–"
"ponyboy?" mumurs a very tired darry from the doorway
usually darry makes his way through the house late at night to tell his brothers goodnight, because he's the last one to actually go to his bedroom - but ponyboy's always the last one to actually go to sleep, so it's routine for him to say goodnight to ponyboy
he walks in and finds ponyboy halfway out the window, being pulled down by curly and immediately flies into fight mode
curly RUNS for it, remembers there's a damn fence, proceeds to miserably climb over and then FLIP over it, LAND ON HIS BACK, LOSE THE AIR IN HIS LUNGS, and then get pulled up harshly by darry
"are you okay?!" "yyyeahimfine–" curly coughs out as he's being grabbed and checked by darry, he really understood what ponyboy meant by darry being harsh without meaning to
#he did a cartoonish ass kick and land on his face#still somehow fell on his back like— i imagine it more looking like a really awkward fold and flip#face first and collapsing onto his back#darry in fact did not mind all that much but he did still scold curly for sneaking around so late at night#ponyboy was STRESSING dude#they're the dumbest of guys ever your honor#purly#the outsiders headcanons#SEE i can get to things when i get the motivation :3
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#crazy-ass scene…. especially thinking about dean saying#’why would he do this if lucifer can kick your ass across the cage’ (to persuade sam that this is not real)#vs dean emphasising he’s the only one who can kick sam’s ass in real life#in order to reassure sam of reality#dean winchester#spn#supernatural#sam winchester
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I designed finch's dad!!!!
#riptide oc#jrwi riptide oc#jrwi riptide#jrwi#just roll with it#digital art#aster really said haha don't kill yourself here's your wife <3#also i made him a bard#and he has a kick ass harp that definitely wasn't just a scythe but i changed my mind... haha what#finch is really out there having the coolest two dads in the world and a mother who's cursed in a cool harp#the second dad is skip#the guy who found her after y'know#the horrors happened#you can read all finch lore in that one big post i made for her#you can find it if u search thru this tag ->#skye's ocs#also i know air genasi don't look like that but i don't careee#wind man must be birb
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