#he can do anything and crowyuan would be like “wooow...you're such a good father”

[sillygoofyqueer]

O great and wise Four; Do you have anymore Shen Jiu x Crowyuan mpreg thoughts? :3

Do you think Binghe would try to be like the dad that stepped up to the baby when they come or would he want to rip that fetus out with his bare hands? Or both?

Hullo huulllloooo huuuullllloooo...I love being called great and wise in the same sentence as 'Crowyuan' and 'mpreg' because it's just my Tumblr now, isn't it? That's my brand. I talk about eggmpreg. And THANK GOD for that, because I can do literally whatever I want on my blog now and nobody will blink twice because "yep, that's Four for ya! They'll write about anything people drop in their asks. Did you know they answered an ask to talk about MDZS kinks-" *gets shot* ANYWAY. I'm sure I could come up with some Crowyuan flavour scumcum mpreg thoughts for one of my precious little anons! ( ･･)ﾉ(._.`) Because Shen Jiu is like stepping up to be the father of Crowyuan's child (it appeared on HIS peak, so FUCK YOU, LIU-SHIDI), he's going to be the best damn father ever. He takes Crowyuan (and the egg) into his home because there is nowhere safer around than the Bamboo House!! He's going to make sure that nobody can get in without him knowing, without him getting ready to keep his wife safe (what? He's not going to let Crowyuan be unmarried with a child! He's seen what happens to women like that...even though Crowyuan isn't a woman). Crowyuan's more than content with this, he's surrounded by shiny things and books galore, with the most perfect nest he may has ever built (because it has his egg and husband in it, of course). Binghe is fucking writhing around, screeching, and acting almost possessed about this. He's twitching whenever Crowyuan and Shen Jiu pass together, grumbling under his breath about how Shen Jiu probably doesn't even look after the demon. 'I can treat him better' he mutters, ready to snap at any second 'I'd be such a good dad' and Ning Yingying is just next to him like "sure, shidi, sure," while patting his shoulder with vague concern because literally what is going on with her shidi. He's broken, Shizun, she wants a new one!! Luo Binghe varies wildly between "I'm going to kill Shizun and take his place" and "I'm going to use that egg to cook them dinner." depending on how insane he's going at the time. Mu Qingfang is the only guy allowed to see the egg n everything because he's a doctor who is also fascinated by every little thing the egg does so scumcum get to be proud parents whenever he comes around. "Yes, the egg is warm! Our baby is so good at growing." Also, after the baby is born, Shen Jiu definitely painstakingly piecing the egg back together so he can place it somewhere high up for all to see which, if you think about it, could be considered strange but also...it's Shen Jiu, he's going to be a little strange and possessive and smug about the fact that he's started a family. He never thought he would have one, he's allowed to be more than pleased that he has achieved such a feat.