#svsss au

[othersharkss]

You missed me, right?

[deikshen]

Think of this Luo Bingge overwhelmed by his palace life, comfortably adapting to modernity when he finds his Shen Yuan – and Shen Yuan choosing any opportunity to go visit the palace, see the plants and monsters, playing with the Binghe children (sweet little buns, potential future protagonists!!), meet his favorite wives, he's too happy about it and doesn't understand why Bingge hasn't just bridenapping him already if he has already gone through the whole (successful) courtship process with him anyway

Luo Bingge, who uses household appliances better than Shen Yuan, learned to use technology better than any adult, enjoy a quiet routine doing yoga, running in the park, cooking multiple modern dishes, loves modern music, comfortable clothes and condiments, easy access to supplies, just dealing with a tragic sigh every time his pretty little meow meow decides that that day is a good day to go see a six-eyed bird the size of a small boat with feathers that change color throughout the day because that day is their migration day and it will look like a spectacle in the sky (Luo Bingge has seen it before. It's not as beautiful as A-Yuan's expression anyway)

It's going to take a lot of communication to reach a common agreement (and neither of two knows exactly how to communicate)

[windcloudii]

Cat!Shen Yuan's unexpected transformation. Bro gets so relaxed that he transforms into a human for the first time since his transmigration.

[confuzing]

I've done a couple riffs on Yue Qingyuan waking up as a child after the events of PIDW but original Shen Qingqiu waking up as Xiao Jiu after the events of PIDW is also extremely interesting.

I feel like he'd lay there having a panic attack and then wake Qi-ge up and demand they get married.

"Xiao Jiu we're too young to get married!"

"So you don't love me and are going to abandon me the first chance you get??"

So they go to a little public temple in the middle of the night and do their little bows to the gods and each other and Qi-ge thinks maybe that will call Xiao Jiu down but then he's like, "Now let's run away from the slavers."

"Right now??"

"Right now."

So they do because Xiao Jiu says he'll do it alone if Qi-ge is going to abandon him. And it works and they get away and now they're only street kids not slave kids which is wayyy better but Xiao Jiu is still super anxious about a bunch of things and refuses to tell Qi-ge anything about it.

I don't think SJ would come up with a plan beyond 'tie Qi-ge to myself as much as possible' and 'get away from the Qius' at first, so once those are done he's not sure what to do. He wants to go to CQMS but if he changes nothing else things will end the same, and he can't reasonably kill either of Luo Binghe's parents...

They do wind up at CQMS eventually, and SJ even lets Qi-ge join a different peak (he doesn't want Qi-ge messing up his peak) but he insists they get re- married a few more times, each one more legitimate than the last.

Su Xiyan and Tianlang Jun nearly kill him when he interrupts one of their rendezvous but he's able to warn them that Su Xiyan is pregnant and it's not safe for her to return to Huan Hua Palace. When asked how he knows this he just tells them, "I'm living through this life for the second time and last time your fucking son ruined everything. I'm hoping you raise him better than the streets did."

When he gets home Qi-ge is waiting for him, he was worried. SJ won't say where he was of course and eventually Qi-ge drops it to talk about other things.

"Once we're Peak Lords we should have a public wedding. I don't want people thinking they can take my Xiao Jiu away."

[teazart]

This SY is based off of an AU I made which you can find here!

Just wanted to do some doodle practice and get out of my art burn out. Kinda pushed it a little too hard during artfight so I'm trying to get back into the groove :)

[shizunfanboy]

do i turn this into a fic too? is that something you guys would like

have we ever considered a shen yuan transmigrating into mu qingfang au? he could, technically, live a peaceful life without needing to be fully involved in the main PIDW drama. he doesn't need to do anything dumb, and actually, his main goal ( according to the system ), isn't even to make the novel better! it said there was a glitch in the system ...

but. shen yuan is shen yuan. ( who maybe could have been a doctor in his previous life? or a med school drop out LOL ) he can't just live knowing that he could be letting binghe get beaten by his shizun and fellow disciples! he sets up monthly check ups for each peak. he patches everyone up and makes sure they're okay and WHY . have some started accidentally calling him " mom "?!?! he should be called DAD. DAD!!!!

tl dr ; shen yuan as mu qingfang au and he accidentally milfs himself

[hidemation]

Another weird au thought:

Shen yuan and shang qinghua didnt die like how they did in their og world instead shen yuan took a bite of the food that could have killed him but spit it out, shang qinghua didnt get electrocuted and saved his noodles before it spilled

And then a couple of weeks later suddenly the world became an apocalyptic and years later shen yuan and shang qinghua who became partners when the world changed die with shen yuan succumbing to his illness and shang qinghua ######## himself since his partner the only one who saw his worth other than being useful(and a couple of years ago finally admitted that he likes his company) is now gone... and then they transmigrated like in the svsss except we have badass shang qinghua and shen qingqiu who are ruthless, unhinged when together and has guns because shang qinghua(before his partner transmigrated) missed using guns and luckily got a couple made(didnt share with the world and everyone didnt really see whats so useful of shang qinghua's pepperbox(mostly because they never actually saw him used them and if they did they were dead) and shang qinghua didnt want to mass produce a weapon of destruction)

Yes i know i keep thinking of weird aus and i dont know why but im just gonna continue sharing my au thoughts, we need more cumplane, also what do you guys think? cuz i wanna hear others opinion on this please 🙏

[consumeroflemoans]

Svsss slay the princess au where Shen Qingqiu is the player, Luo Binghe is the princess, and the system is the narrator. Depending on their choices they split into different versions of Shen Yuan, Shen Jiu, Bingge and Binghe.

Trying to kill Binghe or being antagonistic makes their relationship develop into Bingge/Shen Jiu where they tear each other apart or end up with Shen Jiu broken or dead. Ignoring the system and being kind to Binghe, ignoring him, or trying to resist its hold ends up with a more Shen Yuan/Binghe relationship.

Different versions of Shen Qingqiu include the street rat, the slave, the peak lord, and the transmigrator. Different versions of Binghe include the sheep, the emperor, the lover, and the demon

I will have more thoughts

[fistfuloflightning]

Jiuyuan spending their anniversary admiring the famed plum blossoms of Shanhu Town <3

[skullynui]

svsss AU of an AU where instead of shen yuan being the sentient spirit of one of qing jing’s bamboo stalk, he wakes up in qian cao as the spirit of one of the many Fuck Or Die plants they’re studying

he’s there for like. a month or so, cultivating with the energy being put into him by the qian cao disciples trying to understand how he works; and one day, sqq comes by with the qing jing disciples to see the results of qian cao’s study because idk it was a group project or something

and at that very moment, sy gets a human(oid) form. the qing jing disciples almost DIE seeing this. SEX PLANT SPIRIT that either closely or vaguely resembles their shizun

the qian cao disciples are staring at their hands in shock like. omigod i was putting my hands all over basically my shishu’s twin….. meanwhile sqq is highkey furious that this THING chose to wear his face

[i-suggest-scumplane]

Half Rat Qinghua AU: How Mu Qingfang Found Out

So having Shen Jiu by his side and aware of his heritage made things a bit easier for Shang Qinghua, especially after they became head disciples, but they couldn’t go on every mission together and couldn’t possibly prepare for everything.

At one point, near the ascension when all the head disciples were being sent on missions together, Shang Qinghua, Mu Qingfang, and Qi Qingqi were sent on a diplomatic mission together. Long story short Shang Qinghua’s drink was poisoned. He recognized the taste pretty quickly but he didn’t want to give Mu Qingfang a chance to check his meridians and spit something inhuman so he left to the bathroom, vomited the poison, and went back to the table. On his way back Mu Qingfang stopped him.

“Our drinks were poisoned. Qi Qingqi made an excuse about feeling sick so we can leave quietly,” he informed in a hushed tone. Shang Qinghua internally curses while following Mu Qingfang outside and back to an inn, where they booked a room to stay in until they were sure it was safe to travel home.

“Luckily I didn’t drink anything,” Shang Qinghua tried to lie, but Qi Qingqi caught him

“But you did, I saw you do so,”

“Well yeah but I tasted the poison and vomited it out in the bathroom,” he admitted. “So I’m poison free,”

“We don’t know that,” Mu Qingfang corrected “if it was strong enough it could still effect you despite the vomit. I will have to check all of us,”

Mu Qingfang checked Qi Qingqi first and confirmed it was a spiritual qi suppressant, although she was only mildly affected. Qi Qingqi confirmed she had also vomited the poison, making Shang Qinghua panic. He was already constantly low on spiritual qi because he was using it to maintain and hide his seal, so if Mu Qingfang checked now…

He made a quick decision and asked to speak to Mu Qingfang alone Qi Qingqi agreed to leave the room but glared at them both with suspicion.

“Listen, it may seem bad but, my baseline is just very low, I’ve always kinda struggled to maintain spiritual qi- not in a dangerous way! I have been able to keep myself as stable as the average mortal, I’m just afraid this will look worse than it is because of my… condition,” Shang Qinghua improved like an award winning actor

“Thank you for telling me, I will keep this in mind,” Mu Qingfang reached out and Shang Qinghua begrudgingly held out his arm “you can relax, me checking your condition won’t change anything,”

Shang Qinghua didn’t even notice how tense he was until Mu Qingfang commented on it. That didn’t make it any easier to relax, especially when Mu Qingfang checked his meridians and Shang Qinghua watched his brow get more tense the longer he looked

“Everything alright?” Shang Qinghua asked, resisting the urge to pull away.

“This doesn’t just seem bad Shang Shidi, it is bad, really bad,” Mu Qingfang responded bluntly “you have traces of demonic qi lining your meridians. No wonder you can’t maintain spiritual qi! Are you in any pain?”

Shang Qinghua feels panic clog his throat as his mind races for a response. Mu Qingfang sees this and changes his approach

“Okay, let’s start with this, can you circulate your qi?”

Shang Qinghua nods and does so, trying to bring the demonic qi back into the seal, unintentionally leading Mu Qingfang right to it.

“Wait,” he instructs. “I need you to meditate, alright,” Shang Qinghua nodded, trying to bring in more spiritual qi as he did so. He flinched when he felt Mu Qingfang move his own qi through him. It probably would’ve felt calming at another time or to someone else, but to Shang Qinghua it felt like a bucket of ice water flushing through his system.

Shang Qinghua opened his eyes and pulled away, scurrying back towards the wall as he felt his heart beat wildly in his chest

Mu Qingfang looked back at him in surprise and disbelief. As they made eye contact they both knew that the other felt exactly the same thing that they did.

A less experienced cultivator wouldn’t have known what it was, would’ve probably thought it a part of the poison or a clump of spiritual qi, but Mu Qingfang was head disciple for a reason, and he knew what an uncovered seal felt like

“Please,” Shang Qinghua didn’t know what he was begging for, but that didn’t stop him from trying. Mu Qingfang’s expression softened.

��Whatever you are trying to hide, it can’t be healthy for you to do so. If it isn’t harming you now it will soon. Let me help,” he tried to bargain

“I don’t care. I don’t want or need your help. I only need your silence,” Shang Qinghua felt his hands shaking with the primal sort of fear that always stayed just under the surface.

“You already have it. My job is to help people. It’s clear to me you are not a threat to me, if you were I’d already have the wounds to prove it,” Shang Qinghua considered him, and stepped towards to door, Mu Qingfang didn’t stop him.

“You either underestimate your own ability, or overestimate my ability to hurt,” Shang Qinghua replied.

Mu Qingfang moved towards him with his hands up, like someone trying to assure a wild animal. Shang Qinghua hated that it worked. He then placed his hand back on his patient’s wrist, and checked the meridians once again

“The seal is well constructed but leaking demonic qi. Does this happen often?”

“Only when I’m low on spiritual qi. I should be able to get everything back inside pretty easily once I’m recovered as long as the seal isn’t broken entirely,”

“Does the demonic qi cause you pain? Your meridians don’t seem damaged,”

“It’s not normally painful or damaging no. If the seal breaks it would be a bit painful because of how much has accumulated under there but not deadly. As long as I get my spiritual qi back up everything should go back to normal and it will go back to being difficult to detect,” Shang Qinghua kept things as truthful as possible without fully admitting his demonic nature, not quite knowing how much Mu Qingfang had figured out on his own

“You’re spiritual qi isn’t actually all that low considering how much you are using for the seal. I’d recommend keeping it unhidden for now, just until you have enough qi to keep the seal together and keep it hidden while having enough qi left over to survive at the same time,”

“As long as you can stop Qi Qingqi from checking my meridians,” Shang Qinghua muttered

“I wasn’t lying when I said you had my silence. As long as you don’t hurt anyone I have no reason to want you kicked from the sect,” Mu Qingfang promised. Shang Qinghua let out a small snort of a laugh

“Im surrounded by powerful cultivators all the time. Even attempting to hurt anyone would be suicidal,” He sat down on the bed, resisting the urge to collapse facedown into the mattress.

They let Qi Qingqi inside and Mu Qingfang implied something about Shang Qinghua having an old injury he was ashamed of to get her off their backs

When they returned to the sect Mu Qingfang did another private check up and confirmed Shang Qinghua was healthy once again, although he suggested keeping it easy for a while, which was something Shang Qinghua resolutely ignored.

Shang Qinghua had no clue if that was when he figured it out, but a few years into being peak lords Mu Qingfang did start to imply he knew Shang Qinghua was half demon. He even noticed Shang Qinghua’s lack of balance and suggested he get a cane.

Shen Qingqiu was horrified to learn of this encounter (Shang Qinghua told him the moment they got back) and didn’t trust Mu Qingfang at all until they’d already became peak lords and he’d still said nothing. After that however, he started actually going to Qian Cao when he was injured instead of treating himself and eventually even trusted him to see his whip scars

[deikshen]

In the modern world, Shen Yuan and Airplane were married — this way Airplane had medical rights over Shen Yuan for those difficult decisions that Shen Yuan knew his family wouldn't approve of. Although they also constantly enjoyed joking around and calling each other "husband" as a damn insult (or embarrass the other in public)

Let's move on to transmigration. Difficult decisions that the Shen family did not want to make afterwards (but Airplane did), Shen Yuan awakens in Shen Qingqiu and it takes only one Peak Lord meeting for him to recognize his non-husband in Shang Qinghua, who has already been living there for decades and telling everyone he is a widower. Well, another transmigrant for survival, great!

And let's move on to the post canon. Some dumb truth serum and Shen Qingqiu is: "I mean, am I a widower? Technically no? Should we get a divorce then since we're both alive now? Or does it not count because I'm already dead and it was something like until death do us part and technically it already? I mean, the person who dies, what does that make of the married person? Is there even a name for that?" and Luo Binghe is like "Shizun????" and Shen Qingqiu simply said: "Ah, Binghe doesn't have to worry, it was my first death after all. I was married, but it wasn't romantic, you know, just an arrangement for him to medically kill me when my family decided not to and leave me with tubes forever, cowards", which definitely doesn't relieve Luo Binghe at all, much less explain anything to him about what's going on

[moshanilove]

Moshang/Binqiu

I have created a telegram channel — https://t.me/cherdaksromashkami (Чердак с ромашками)

I'll be glad to see everyone there (⁠.⁠⁠❛⁠⁠ᴗ⁠⁠❛⁠.⁠)

There will be 18+ art)))

(ﾐචᆽචﾐ)

[confuzing]

Some more Liu Yuan ideas:

Liu Qingge, carrying around both his siblings like they're sacks of potatoes

QQQ: What are you doing?

Mingyan: Once when A-Yuan was ... Five?

Yuan: *sighs* Six

Mingyan: Six. He told ge that one day he would put him down and never pick him up again.

Liu Qingge: And I took that personally.

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Liu Qingge frequently brings dead monsters to Qing Jing Peak to show A-Yuan.

SQQ: Stop leaving dead animals on my peak!

LQG: Ok. *hands his little brother a live snake*

Liu Yuan: OOOO! Binghe! Look! It's a Crimson Rainbow Viper! They're -

Luo Binghe: Uh huh. ♥️_♥️

SQQ: Stop bringing animals to my peak at all.

LQG: No.

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SQQ: The fuck are you doing practicing your sword work at 2 am?

LBH: I want to marry A-Yuan but his brother says I have to best him in combat first.

SQQ: ... Your stance is unbalanced and your elbows are too far out. We'll get your spiritual sword tomorrow.

LBH: Thank you Shizun.

[peerlessbunny]

More Naga au!!!

Qi Rong and Zhuzhi Lang

Yes they hooked up,yes they have an egg.

[fairsweetlonging]

npc!shen yuan applies for a job opening on qiong ding for librarian smth like that, and yue qingyuan has barely looked at his resume or spoken to him before hiring him on the spot.

at first shen yuan is excited and proud cus wow he aced that job interview, can it really be this easy??? then he meets shen qingqiu and sees they could easily pass for brothers and have the same surname, so for a little while he's grumbly and annoyed that the sect leader only hired him bc of his resemblance to the scum villain, which honestly hurts a bit you know.

but then, double plot twist, the resemblance had nothing to do with it, yue qingyuan just saw an eager young man who had compiled all of his experience and skills on a single paper (yue qingyuan's overworked heart cried tears of joy), who seemed genuinely passionate about library work and treats the other workers well.

bonus thought: at first shen qingqiu has the same suspicion as well, that yue qingyuan was just hiring a lookalike for some weird reason, but then he meets shen yuan, sees the work that he does and is like "i have to have this man for my peak" and starts trying to poach him.