#he needs to go offline

[qqquib]

watching this all happen (dream situation) makes it really obvious that dream is projecting onto tommy. hear me out here, he’s saying what he thinks tommy is doing or feeling (mainly here talking about the QSMP and the skit tommy made, saying he did it just for money or just to be away from “dream’s losing side”). it just makes me think that it’s something DREAM would do, which is why he thinks tommy is doing it.

idk! just a thought.

stand on business tommy, i too can’t imagine treating a 16 year old like that at my age now.

[zenyattaiscute]

This is so fucking accurate that it hurts.

Hector template below if you wish to use it

[marcyonacross]

Imagine you spend your whole life working your ass off to succeed with your metal band, something you've always dreamed of. You get so much hate from both the mainstream media and from inside the metal community itself, but keep going and end up as a Grammy award winning musician with a sellout arena touring band and your own movie.

And then at your movie premiere, your so-called 'fans' go online and say you need a shower and that your wife should be having second thoughts because you had the audacity to grow your hair out...

... Tobias Forge really is stronger than any US marine to have to deal with this shit

[mrmeepsmadmind]

bee's protective nature over anyone persists even as a ghost & i think he sometimes forgets or doesn't care that only star can see him (sadly no touch tho) & will start shouting & angrily try standing between people who are mad at starscream even tho he can't be seen, he just wants to try & help anyways bcs STOP IT >:(!! BE NICE !!!! cried the ghost no one can hear or see except for the poor guy getting yelled at & trying to overhear the conversation over bee's frantic rebuttals while trying to discreetly let bee know it's ok while ALSO trying not to look Insane .

continued attempt at a 4am drawn doodle comic below

i might draw detailed later but yeah i just wanted to give yall this headcanon bcs i love starbee so much... the nagging wives finally finding their true loves... another nagging wife.

' you .. do know only i can hear and see you, unfortunately, right? or are you starting to go loopy, because i don't need another insane figure haunting me. I have enough already, as you can try and fail to imagine, little bee . '

' trust me, im Well aware .. of everything you just said . .. but i just. i couldn't just Stand there and do Nothing while someone talked to you like You were Nothing . that's not the autobot way. that's not- my way . '

' . . . '

[bucksittingonit]

is everyone on twitter and tiktok actually that stupid or is it just the shit im subjected to

[toringo]

I am working on a collab,a painting, 6 fanarts thing, au stuff etc... But I am sad and want some Wiggly x Wilbur ideas, so if you wanna see some shitty doodles with them this week, you can send asks!

[melk-maid]

Ok even hubby has told me I need to come offline because I’m going crazy (he told me 2 days ago when I first tried to stay offline) so I’m for realsies not going to be on here I’m not going to check I’m not going to silently like and reblog posts I’m not going to be on discord I am going to write my fics I’m going to beta them and I’m going to play overwatch for the next 2 days

[lostcndfound]

[theinfinitedivides]

can't believe we're doing this for the second time in less than six months but. you see any Key content being reblogged during the next few weeks (whether recent creations or over the past comebacks) that's the queue talking. someone needs to take that man back to church and pray for him what is he doing

[lunetual]

hi if any of you are in texas/coming to dkb dallas, max and i are doing the official banner project 🤭

[arolesbianism]

Thinking abt my dupe ocs again... Maybe Quinn does have hashtag issues actually

[x-doom-and-gloom-x]

:((((

[neverendingford]

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[snekdood]

idc if ppl think im problematic i just want it to be for the actual real reasons i am

[bloomseishiro]

you prank rin by telling him a tiny, fabric headband is your new top ₊˚ෆ⊹.ᐟ

before you read. fem!reader, very suggestive at the end lol, mdni!! 

“Rinnie, look! My package finally came,” you squealed, peeling the tape off the box and opening it up. 

He glanced up from his laptop to look at the excitement on your face. Rin paused the video footage of his practice game before he asked, “What did you order again?”

“A new top!” you said, picking up the fabric headband you had strategically placed in the box only a few hours before. 

The headband was a pastel purple made of a soft, stretchy fabric. Was it enough coverage to be a shirt? No way in hell. But maybe you could convince Rin it was a top and watch his sanity crumble. 

The perks of having a chronically offline boyfriend. He never knew what pranks were trending. The perfect victim for you to mess with whenever you were bored!

You tried to hide your laughter as his face changes from one of neutrality, to one of concern, confusion, then anger. 

“Well, where is it?” he asked. 

You blinked slowly, forcing a bemused look onto your face. “What do you mean? It’s right here.” You waved around the purple headband before holding it up to your chest. “It goes around you like this. A tube top!” 

“A tube top,” Rin deadpanned. “I’ve seen you wear one of those. They’re normally, like, ten times longer than whatever that piece of string is.”

“But it stretches,” you insisted, pulling the headband wide with your hands. 

He winced as he watched you manipulate the fabric. “It’s getting even thinner as you stretch it. That covers nothing!”

You pouted, folding your arms across your chest. “So you think it’s ugly? My boyfriend isn’t supportive of my new fashion sense?”

“Is being nude your new fashion sense?!” 

A giggle escaped you at his outburst. He was finally snapping.

“Well, micro is the new trend,” you said matter-of-factly. “Like, you know microskirts? Now, micro tube tops are in! Let me show you.”

Rin shook his head in disbelief. He sighed before challenging you, “Fine. Yeah, show me then. How the fuck do you wear that thing?”

You grinned. Just the question you wanted him to ask. “You’ll see.”

Smothering your fit of giggles behind your hand, you skipped out of the room to change out of your shirt and into the headband. You looked in the mirror, trying not to burst out into laughter at the stupidity of this prank. You just hoped the headband would hold together and not rip apart until Rin absolutely lost it. 

Once the fabric lay flat against your breasts, barely covering a single thing, you walked back out into the living room to show off to Rin. 

“It’s ooooon!” you sang, striking a cheeky pose. “Do you like it?”

Instead of being annoyed and calling it stupid like you expected, you noticed Rin was quiet. Oddly quiet. 

You looked up, quirking your head to the side in question. 

His face was red and it looked like he wasn’t even breathing. “I…”He cleared his throat and shifted in his seat, unable to form a full sentence. “You look…”

Heat rose to your cheeks. Oh. So it was like that. 

Despite your own embarrassment, you decided to tease him further. No one knew how to push Rin’s buttons like you.

“I think we should go to the grocery store now,” you said, walking over to the front door to grab your keys hanging on the wall. “We need some more eggs—“

Before you could open the door, you felt Rin behind you, hand on the door to keep it shut. 

“Where do you think you’re going?” he muttered, eyes half-lidded. 

“…To the grocery store?” you said innocently. 

“Nope.” 

Before you could retort, Rin picked you up into his arms, carrying you bridal style down the hallway into your bedroom. You squealed at his roughness and urgency, throwing your arms around his neck to secure yourself. 

“Maybe I should wear this more often,” you giggled as he peppered kisses down your neck towards your very exposed breasts. 

Rin scoffed but relented. “Only if I can see you in it first.”

“Always!” 

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Heylo my maggotsies... I'm sorry to do this but I have a thing that I really, really need to do (thank you Ash for helping me realise that) but I'm terrified to. so well. I'm going to make one of the posts (Neil reblogged me a couple of days ago so I feel pretty safe making one now since he only lurks by once in two weeks so this is as good a time as it gets to make a post and not expect many notes, yes I'm an overthinker and I'm actually scared of this getting notes).

Sigh. Here goes.

...I'm scared of even typing it.

Nope okay I can do this let's go.

If this post gets 1k notes, I'll look up jobs in design and film making that don't need a college degree.

2k notes, I'll sign up for an Alliance Francaise course so I can have another language on my CV, and I'll find a course that teaches me how to use design software.

5k, I'll look up distance learning alternatives, because just talking about physical college yesterday made me spend the whole morning and afternoon today in and out of nightmares screaming. Fuck.

10k, I'll tell my mum that I can't do the offline college. She's been talking to me about it, but I've been dodging because I'm not well-off and I really need to be earning and idk how to do that without college and I feel so guilty.

15k, I'll officially back out from the college (does that count as dropping out, if it hasn't begun? maybe half. i am a college and a half dropout, my 11th grade self would hate me and my 10th grade self would refuse to believe it).

I don't know what I'll do then. I don't know how to live as trans here in India, I don't know how to earn enough to be able to help my family, I don't know what I'm good at and I'm so fucking terrified. But. I spoke to @random-doctor-on-the-internet last night (I love you Ash you're such a fucking amazing human) and they made me realise that well maybe landing in a hospital with steroids to relieve an allergy attack because of exam stress isn't normal and so.

Well. Here I am. I know I can't do it, but I'm scared to risk everything, it's just not something people do here, dropping out. But also (TW s**cide statistics mentioned below the cut)... And so I've just. Got to do it, got to save myself and say no to college (cue say no to school, kids joke). Somehow be brave enough. And yeah.

To quote a financial express article: "In an alarming situation, a total of 7,62,648 suicides were reported in India between 2018 to 2022, Of this student suicides account for 7.6% at 59,239". Maybe if more people did say fuck you to the system here, that wouldn't be the case. That number could have been 59,240 (aside from everyone who wasn't counted and hushed up), that could have been me, and I don't want to put myself in that situation again. You know? Yeah.