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My greatest foes:
1. Napoleon
2. Mosquitos
#there's this one guy who STARTS BZZZZZZZZZZ everytime i TURN OFF THE LIGHTS#he's invisible for the whole day#and then at the end of the day#he thinks to himself:#' why don't i fuck this missus' good night sleep?'#of mice and me#how to tag this#mosquitos#and maybe#Napoleon
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maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.
#my version of a happy ending au#mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing anya#anya#curly#my art#considering this game takes place in a hellscape#i imagine one of the other horrifying angles for anya was that she might not even have the rights to abort the wound#so i like to think. curly. thinking he's going to die anyway. just takes all of the medical bills from his crew#because if he lives then he'll spend his life paying it all off#and if he dies. then he takes the burden with him#but him and anya are horrible horrible parallels now. and they cant NOT care about each other#he'll turn himself into the horse. he'll be the beast of burden. anything he said. anything#and for once he actually means it.
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someone get this poor man a chair for the love of god
#arcane#arcane league of legends#jayvik#arcane viktor#jayce talis#disclaimer haven't finished s2 yet so idk if he gets one#i just think he should be able to do his work without disintegrating#also you can tell i really really love a character when they get a big sweater and put to bed#i will. probably wait until i finish s2 to make any more art i'm just sitting in the nice little bubble before things get much worse rn#also he put the pockets in the armrests himself. he keeps pens in there#.
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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.
#billionaire#rich people#Elon would just be insufferable#just the worst case of “needs to be the smartest kid in the room syndrome ever#I feel Zuckerberg has actually worked on himself a lot lately and he would be reasonably chill to hang out with#still evil#but he doesn’t come across as insecure alien anymore#bezos also seems like he’d actually be a cool guy to hang out with#again. still super evil#but I think I could survive a few hours stuck with him without bludgeoning myself to death
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Mf really thought he was saving face.
#itachi uchiha#kakashi hatake#yamato#naruto#naruto fanart#fanart#doodles#I really think kakashi likes to keep himself busy or else he starts hyping himself up to stab himself#anyway itachi wont be talking to him for a while#narutito
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he is touching vik’s lil mole above his lip :3
#ciilsketch#jayvik#posting here too hehe…..#i started this sketch around the time harry mentioned cottage au with 4 kids LOLL#2 wolves inside me wrt post canon jv either Torment Nexus or happily ever after domestic life#physical touch love language jayce n vik getting used to it in romantic context#i think full flush blush vik would be v cute…#i feel like prior to this he would not be easy to fluster#but u kno mb after everything he will let himself open up more hehe#sry whole essay here ANYWAYS. I JUST THINK THEY ARE NEAT
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Headcannon that Jason got the headstone from his grave and put it above his bed because it says 'Here lies Jason Todd' (he broke off the good soldier bit ofc) and thinks it's the funniest thing ever, some of the family, of course, are horrified.
Dick, at Jason's before they go out on patrol: Hey Jaybird, make sure to bring a spare respir--WHAT THE HELL?!?
Dick, looking frantically between Jason and the headstone: this is clearly a threat. Somebody knows your identity. I swear to GOD when I find who did this--
Jason, looking up from his phone comepletely unbothered: oh yeah, about that
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Tim, climbing through Jasons bedroom window: Hey, its me, dont shoot. Do you have a first aid kit here right?
Jason, getting up from where he was reading in bed: ugh yeah sure, one sec
Jason, proceeds to grab a sticky note saying 'DOES NOT' and jabs it onto the headstone so it reads 'Here DOES NOT lie Jason Todd':
Tim:
Tim: okay that's funny
#i was gonna write a scenario for Bruce but i think hed just look at it with his signature emotionally strangled batman expression#then go brood about it for 4 hours#anyways#jason todd#tim drake#batman#dick grayson#batfam#batfamily#shitpost#headcanon#and yes he puts up the sticky note each morning and takes it down each night#hes a comedian with only himself as the audience#hes thinking of investing in a light up neon sign as we speak
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More Stowaway AU
Pacifica dynamics with each Grunkle. Happy late Father’s Day and birthday to the grunks!
#Pacifica Northwest#Stanley Pines#Stanford Pines#Stan Pines#Gravity Falls#Stowaway AU#my art#doodles#there’s much more lovecraftian ass monsters and pirate specters than I’ve depicted I just really like making jokes about the dynamics#i love Paz and Stan beefing but like now it’s with love#Ford and Pacifica though that was a surprising discovery bc before I’d always have their relationship as positive neutral#maybe Paz a little tinyyyy bit scared of him bc he is Dipper coded but once he finds out about her paranormal connections he might#unintentionally treat her more science experiment and anomaly more than like a person which is very NOT a Dipper thing so Paz is freaked#but like in the Stowaway AU ok some of that happens but I think the more Ford gets to know her as a bullheaded but intelligent kid who’s#eager to impress he sees a bit of himself AND his brother within her personality and she’s had to go through so much shit but she’s still#here and talking her shit and she’s surprisingly interested in history and so intuitive and REALLY into paranormal shit like even if its not#all the cryptid and science shit he likes they find something to really bond over#and then everything else is just like hey! this kid is cool#and then in the middle of the night one day he’s like ‘Stanley I think I’m ready to be a father.’ and Stan goes BWUH?????
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High-ish quality scans of the Silco & Vander pages from the artbook
#the passage abt how Silco was the only one willing to do anything to not be treated like he was dirty#UGH vander being the only person that didn't think of him that way and then trying to drown him in the lake like an animal#in trying to earn himself respect he lost the only person who didn't see him like something dirty#also on a less depressing note he was fruity af looking bye#arcane#arcane artbook#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#silco#vander#silco arcane#vander arcane#zaundads#vanco
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#Roulxs self inserting into this couple was funnier than Tenna's crash out regarding Spamton#Our bi lesser dad !!! He's so confused but hey at least he knows what he likes ig????#Gotta love how the weather duo finds him hot but his vibes???? Not it#deltarune chapter 3#deltarune spoilers#deltarune#deltarune chapter three#Toby must have had fun with this dynamic#(last post for today i promise!!! The idea just spawned in my head)#You think roulxs could have made it work if he wasn't... Himself?#Low-key fumbled big time because the weather duo mwah mwah
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apologies
#transformers one#optimus prime#bumblebee#b 127#elita one#megatron#i think bumblebee would be very apologetic if he thinks people dont like him#like hes kind of a loser who just really wants to fit in and have friends#always lying tryina make himself look better#this guy wants to be percieved as cool SO bad#the kinda agreeable guy who will have the same opinions as everyone else because thats how he thinks friends work#op: oh i dont really like copper energon too sweet for me#bee: haha yeah me too way to sweet! im more of a savory guy haha!!!!!!!!!!#op: um i got u a box of it yesterday and u ate all of it#bee: um um umm ummmmm uuuum
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Eddie fakes an asthma attack so he can hang out in the nurse’s office only to find Concussion 3000 already laying on the comfy cot and - “Wait, don’t - don’t leave me with him.”
Eddie looks at the retreating back of the school nurse and then back at Steve who had his arm thrown over his eyes. He holds his hands out like Steve might make a sudden movement and says, “Don’t die.”
“I will out of spite if you don’t shut up.”
“Then die, I don’t care.”
Those were the last words out of Eddie’s mouth before they both learn that enough head injuries can cause seizures.
#Eddie panicked so bad he threw himself into an asthma attack#so you know…karma is a bitch#once Steve came around enough he started laughing#Eddie still did not think it was funny#steve harrington#eddie munson
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FNAF Afton siblings talk about their dreams
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#dave afton#evan afton#nightmare fredbear#elizabeth afton#fnaf 4#Afton family#it’s kinda funny to think about that Elizabeth was just living her best life#like both her brothers will get haunted by nightmares#but her???? literally just vibing#she dreams of bubbles and lollipops#she likes to dance and sing#cc going through it though#battling for weeks trying to sleep#thought he doesn’t wanna freak Liz out explaining his dreams#so he keeps it to himself
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I had to drop everything and make a comic based on this post by @pointycorgiears
Bonus:
#sir crocodile#nico robin#crocodad#miss all sunday#alabasta#crocomom#one piece#op fanart#one piece fanart#digital art#comic#meme#friendpilled visitmaxxer#pointycorgiears#Croc thinks he just outed himself but Robin’s thinking that she now has to file a complaint to HR (she is HR)#ultraking
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cost and benefit
#Fun fact 99% of my comics aren't planned out beforehand so i just go with the vibes#this was originally going to be something like him finding anyas file or seeing thorn princess but that felt a little cliched to me#with some sort of line like 'is the cost worth it?' or 'when did the cost start outweighing the benefit?'#but i dont think i explore repressed twilight as he is in canon a lot#his mind is seriously a maze#we see him gaslight himself so often#thats why softer fanon representation to me doesnt exactly feel in character unless its like post reveal#he's still deep in his own burrow#Anyways!!!!!! ive ranted enough. i did this in two days when i have a million other time intensive things to do instead. decisions!#also nobody look at bond too closely. i still cant draw animals#my art#spy x family#loid forger#sxf#yor forger#twiyor#anya forger
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i think alphonse would still experience depersonalization and dysmorphia even after getting his body back
#alphonse elric#obviously hes glad about having it back#but there's this unease at the back of his mind#because hes been put into a new body that is drastically different from the one he was in for years for a second time#and that body isnt the one he lost. it had changed so much since he was 10 and i dont even think he could recognize himself for a while#i also think thats why he got the exact same haircut he had as a kid. to feel more like that younger and more familiar version of himself.#anyway i think he would still feel like he lost another part of himself by gaining everything back#even if he hated every second of being in that armor and even if all he ever wanted was to be normal again#he still spent 5 years in that body. long enough to begrudgingly become used to it#and for his body to change instantly into an unrecognizable version of himself#i dont think he had an easy time adjusting to being so different physically#even beyond the fact that he had to spend months/years physically recovering#oughhh its such a weird and complex feeling to miss something that made him miserable#just because that familiarity is more comforting than all of the pain and overstimulation of gaining his senses back#and being a completely different person physically#i also think hed have trouble sleeping for a while and start Thinking About Things He Shouldn't at night again#this is one of those things#fma#fullmetal alchemist#fma fanart#fmab fanart#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#fma art#fmab#fma brotherhood
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