#he’s embarrassed FOR him lol

[dragonanon]

S/O: “Only TRUE geniuses can say these four words really fast and not get tongue twisted: Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed.”

Satan: “As amusing as that is my treasure, NO ONE in the seven Rings could possibly be dumb enough to fall for tha-“

Mammon: “I AM STUPID!! >:D”

Satan: “…..” *extremely heavy sigh, not even mad just VERY disappointed*

S/O, Ozzie, and Bee:

[enidtendo64]

TW: Heavily implied Child Abuse

Stowaway AU where Pacifica becomes a stowaway on the Stan-O-War 2 after trying to run away from home to California. Things don’t exactly work out as planned, but at least she’s got a “Summer Internship” away from her parents now!

[frownyalfred]

Victor doesn’t actually have to spend his Watchtower shifts reviewing and deleting horrific JL porn searches on the Watchtower network. instead, he has to review and delete hundreds of embarrassing tech-related searches a day. 27 of which are just from Ollie trying to connect his Bluetooth headphones to his JL laptop (“why won’t headphones connect” “headphones connect issue” “headphones connect issue Reddit”). the rest are even less tech literate and are usually accompanied by all caps VICTOR DONT JUDGE ME IM TRYING (Hal) or a pitiful attempt at the use of a VPN (Booster Gold) and yes, Hal’s freaky porn searches he does on his monitor shifts just to make Victor’s remaining eyebrow raise (even to a man with total access to the internet at every waking moment, there are some porn videos that can make you freeze up for a second)

[burningcheese-merchant]

Daddy/daughter versus

Panna Cotta rearranged all the books in the Spire to suit her extremely narrow and uncompromising personal tastes and that is an affront to Shadow Milk and his own extremely narrow and uncompromising personal tastes or something idk

@justn0t and I agree that Burning Spice (sadistic tyrant) being a loving and attentive father and Shadow Milk (charismatic entertainer) being a deadbeat asshole is extremely funny in a dark and ironic sort of way lol

[wisted-twonderland]

did it without thinking caught in 4k. loser

[sweetestflow3rs]

messing up a job from cody when he's at low love has its consequences

[ghoostu]

can veni please wear the little hat

for sureeee, im putting my best team on the job

[cutter-kirby]

my kerdly vision

[theloveinc]

Jason Todd who always notices when (in your attempt to care for him) you serve him the better cuts of meat or the more beautifully plated meals, where the sauce hasn't spilled over into the greens and the scoop of the rice hasn't browned on the bottom...

And Jason Todd, the fucking bastard, who always makes you trade plates with him.

[cursoulla]

fuck you and your titanium alloy

you say junkheap i say grind

[aipurjopa]

we’re all stifling at the bottom of a dustbin

no lighting

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 187

Clockwork would openly admit that he couldn’t see Danny’s timelines. Not since the moment he stepped into that portal and became something more. A child of Infinity, of the very Realms itself. 

But he’ll also admit that it always meant that the child surprised him all the time. This just happened to be a startling surprise, and an admittedly amusing one, even if Danny was openly complaining about the situation. 

“It’s not fair! You have to be able to fix this, right? Right?!” the ghostling, quite literally now, practically yanked at his cloak. “Clockwork, I was going to graduate, I can’t be two! Please, you’re the master of Time, you can fix this right!?” 

No, no he could not, seeing as young Daniel was in fact, immune to timeline machinations, doubly so for his own. To the ghostling’s open distress, which he did his best to soothe. What he could do instead, was stop time in his home dimension, and instead let him age back up again. 

Which the young halfa wasn’t happy about, but it was the best thing they had, so Clockwork supposed he had a ghostling now. A tiny adorable ghostling who kept pouting each time his much younger body had any sort of effect on his behavior. 

He’d never exactly had a ghostling before, nevermind one who was part human, but he would admit he honestly was enjoying it. Most time was spent alone, something he hadn’t realized until Danny ended up crashing into his unlife. 

Honestly he would openly admit that he absolutely adored his little ghostling. Who was now around four, at least physically, and had gotten into the adorable habit of curling up in the pendulum in his chest. Which was honestly the safest spot in Long Now, he’d admit. 

The singular issue however, with this habit, was that when someone attempted to summon him, they got his ghostling as well. And well, normally he could very much control himself for these summonings that happened every few hundred or so years, but well. There was a reason why even the Observants had stopped popping in the moment they realized he had a ghostling. 

Nesting ghosts do not mess around should they feel one is messing with their very vulnerable child, and really it’s not his fault the mortal cultists woke up and startled Danny. Perhaps deleting them from the timeline was a bit too far, if the other mortals rapid paling was to go by, but oh well. 

[macsbigbrownyearningpuppydogeyes]

mac’s NOT banging the waitress.

[chiliger]

Comic page commissioned by @the-bad-batch-baroness of her fanfic “Suckers”

This page was such a delight to draw and the fic is hilarious, so everyone go read it 🤩

Commission Info

[momomallowart]

Happy birthday Tomura ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔっ🎉🎂

He is loved more than he knows 💗

Alt version + close-ups 🫶💗

[avoidmint]

Get yourself a man who gets you banned from the local Fair just to impress you with his amazingly situational gamer skills. 🎯

Gadget really can't take him anywhere.