#he’s so 🩷🩷💕💕💋💋💋

[smallest-clown]

Ragh Barkrock is the perfect man and I’d fall in love with him in a heartbeat. He’s got no rizz, just big black and gold eyes and the most clueless yet loving attitude. He could snap me in half and I’d let him

[ratgingi]

i am once again thinking about gaz from cod

[yamikawaii]

I would absolutely carry you in my arms all day!! I would carry you around like my sweet little baby while I cook you food!! Waffles, pancakes, or both????

also I never want to see, hear, or hear rumors about you disliking anything about your appearance, baby, not your voice either, you are the most beautiful thing on this planet and I am systematically electrocuting everyone in my way of having you

with the only romantic love you ever need - Yoomtah

AWAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUT WHAT IF I WANNA CARRY U AROUND AND MAKE FOOD FOR U TOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND WHAT IF Y O U ARE ACTUALLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING ON THE PLANET U ARE LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE OK<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<33<3<3<<3<3<3<4<4<3<<3

[luvstappen]

pairing: oscar piastri x fewtrell!reader

summary: “have my back, yeah, every day”

warnings: SMAU (no written parts), swearing, mature themes, a lot of (really really bad, sorry in advance) sex jokes, use of y/n

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a/n: so we’re at the end! i genuinely don’t have the words to express how grateful i am for every single one of you who’s read, reblogged, screamed in my inbox, or just quietly followed along <3 thank you for trusting the process (even when things felt messy or uncertain) and for letting these characters live in your hearts for a while. i’m so lucky to have you here 💌

a/n2: if you’re wondering what’s next: the upcoming smau series, arriving in a few weeks/months, will be about lando and it’ll be a loose continuation of this story :) lando girlies it’s not over yet!!!

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ynfewtrell just a girl, her flowers, and her highly unqualified feline chauffeur 🐾🚗💐

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oscarpiastri 🧡

ynfewtrell 💋

user2 my favourite wag fr

user3 can oscar fight?

maxfewtrell Against who? The cat?

user4 OSCAR JUNIOR IS SO BIG WHAT

ynfewtrell they grow up so fast 😢

user5 HE CAN DRIVE??????

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oscarpiastri Think there were a few sore heads after this weekend

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ynfewtrell WIRLF CHAMPBSNS

oscarpiastri Thank you!

user6 congrats on the championship ❤️‍🔥

user7 Y/N and her wag

mclaren Hey, champ 👋

user8 y/n in papaya 🧡

user9 he looks so happy 🥹

luvstappen a big thanks to l4ndoflove for the idea, mwah 💋

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ynfewtrell happy friendiversary to my emotional support australian 🐨 thanks for carrying me home, laughing at my terrible jokes, and never once making me feel crazy for being the exact kind of person i am. i love you 💕

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oscarpiastri I love you too ❤️

ynfewtrell 💗💓💘💖💕🩷🥰😘😇

maxfewtrell Cringeversary

ynfewtrell that one’s celebrated on your birthday fym

user10 OMG I THOUGHT THEY WERE DATING????

user11 they are! oscar said in an interview once that y/n is also his best friend :)

user12 i’m not okay they are my parents

gigihart you're welcome btw ❣️

ynfewtrell 🫡

nicolepiastri Cuties 😘

ynfewtrell 💗

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oscarpiastri Second season done and dusted with plenty of smiles along the way. So grateful for all the support

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user what a season!!! 😍

user i know we’re all here because of y/n’s comment

user it’s deleted now :(

user future world champion 🗣

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a/n3: the summary should’ve been “have my back(shots), yeah, every day” OK I’LL STOP—

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TAGLIST: @harrysdimple05 @milkysoop @charlesgirl16 @wosof1 @illicitverstappen @back-on-my-bullsh @revrse @skepvids @screamingwines @a-beaverhausen @l-vroom4 @wildflowerhuggy @meglouise00 @formulaal @smithieandy @sltwins @awritingtree @colmathgames2 @org12 @alice-went-away @grovelingmen @taasgirl @anotherapollokid @d3kstar @gnarlycore @leclercdream @skeleton-elly @verstappensrealwife @seonghwaexile @hellowgoodbye @samantha-chicago @delululeclerc @5sospenguinqueen @riverxsq @s0meth1ngs @silentreader128 @cheer-bear-go-vroom @sarahsobsession @raweceekk @willowsnook @nxlx96 @saythename-sm @lesliiieeeee @landopoet @blushmimi @neferaskingdom @oikarma @mayax2o07 @obxstiles @speeedybaby

[yeahxsurexokay13]

because i liked a boy, lando norris

previous

summary: all because yn liked a boy. a boy who should've given her a choice (and who might still love her).

warnings: more swearing, more inaccurate timeline (for the sake of the story i made the dutch gp the last race before the summer break rather than the first after), more negative comments, and more typos (i meant to write 'he's got' in the last texts between jaz & yn but i wrote 'he's hot' lol. the subconscious coming through ig).

a/n: part three (: would love to know what you guys think because i always love what i come up with until it's time to actually post it lol. anyway, hope you guys enjoy!!! <3

y/n.y/l ✓

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y/n.y/l have you seen her? ⭐️⭐️⭐️

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user2 how are you just so cool all the time??

user1 HE LIKED. THE POST. YOUR HONOUR.

user10 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN I AM SPIRALING

user11 not that they're back together. calm down.

ethan.y/l Mum says put the camera down and answer your phone xx

y/n.y/l ✓ tell her I'm calling her back and she's not picking up!!!!!!

user15 story of my life, i fear

user4 i zoomed in. i studied the pixels. i consulted the stars. SHE’S BACK. ♥︎ by author

user3 OMG??! WELCOME BACK @/landonorris ?!!????!!!

jasmineharper ✓ okay pinterest board 😭🩷 ♥︎ by author

pietra.pilao Aaaa fofa saudadessss❤️

y/n.y/l ✓ 💕💕!!! miss youuuuu pi

user12 all I see is pr 😂​

user6 girl be honest is the rhode lipt tint as good as they say

y/n.y/l ✓ dangerously addictive. proceed with caution

rhode ✓ we spy something glossy 💋 ♥︎ by author

user7 the missing it girl has been FOUND

user13 if you really cared about lando, you'd stay out of the picture.

user14 yall hate on this poor girl for no reason and its actually really weird

user8 lando liking with his whole chest after this past month is insane behaviour

carmenmmundt ✓ Beautiful Yn!!! ♥︎ by author

user9 Send me the link to your life pls

user5 i don’t know who needs to hear this but lando norris is not over her

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taglist: @sarx164 @willowpains @n3versatisfied @verogonewild @addzlibs @knivesdoingcartwheels @sky--wzlker @sheslikeacurse @sashisuslover @midnightbabylon @sunflowervol18 @itsselllaaa  @chezmardybum @quinquinquincy

[dannyriccsystem]

omg do you know what the world needs? an angsty means i care by tate fic, smau or text au with the drivers or a miss possessive smau with lando (idk, it just suits his vibe). btw, don't feel pressured to write this, i admire you and your work sm 🧡

JUST KEEP YOUR EYES OFF HIM.

FORMULA ONE DRIVER X READER

SUMMARY: A famous actress has been “jokingly flirting” with your boyfriend too much for your liking.

WARNINGS: Jealousy, suggestive, Y/N usage

FEATURING: Lando Norris x Reader

NOTE: Absolutely no hate to Magui! I just didn’t know who else to use :)

username1

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username1 The mullet is mullet-ing 😩

tagged lando

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your.username - You’re welcome babes

♥︎ by author

username2 - She blessed US with that haircut

♥︎ by author

username3 - This is just what he needed, he looks so mature now

username4 - Lando? Mature? Y/N really ate that up then

> username5 - SHE SERIOUSLY DID

magui_corceiro - Does he have a gf and can she fight 😂🤭

your.username - Yes he does and yes she can 💋

♥︎ by author

> magui_corceiro - Relax babes it’s just a joke 😂

> username6 - ah hell nah…

♥︎ by author

your.username - Heh. Whoever cut that damn mullet must be a professional

♥︎ by author

username7 - don’t even

your.username

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your.username Horses better thank me because I just saved one of them last night. Photodump ft. MY boyfriend who is dating ME and that dumbass shirt he made me

tagged lando

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lando - you said you like the shirt 🙄

♥︎ by author

your.username - yeah well when we first met I also told you I liked your flat ass hair.

> lando - YOU LIED TO ME

♥︎ by author

username8 - Wow YOUR boyfriend is so handsome

♥︎ by author

your.username - ikr. isn’t MY boyfriend so sweet

> username9 - way to keep it subtle

username10 - Why is she freaky on main 😨

username11 - It’s Y/N bro. When is she not

magui_corceiro

🎵 Lay Bankz • Tell Ur Girlfriend

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magui_corceiro Felt cute 💕

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username12 - She’s soo pretty

♥︎ by author

username13 - Y/N glazers are soo annoying bruh like leave her alone?

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your.username - deleting my comments is crazy

username14 - prettiest girl ever

♥︎ by author

username15 - my fav 🩷

Y/N’S MESSAGES ☆

your.username

🎵 Tate McRae • Miss possessive

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your.username Some fights you’re never gon’ win, just keep your eyes off him 🫶

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username16 - Pretty girls don’t steal boyfriends 😘

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your.username - Amen 🙏

lando - Heart eyes heart emoji heart hands

♥︎ by author

your.username - rolling eyes emoji begrudged heart emoji

lilyzneimer - Prettiest wag around!

♥︎ by author

you.username - I’ll take second place, only to you!

username17 - Someone’s been real quiet 👀

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your.username - Let’s keep it that way 🤗

[cynical-ghost]

SUMMER LOVIN

Paring: Charles Leclerc x feminine reader

Genre: fluff, Smau-social media

Warnings: use of Y/n, translated French

Synopsis: Charles starts soft launching his relationship with you after two years together.

F.C: multiple.

F1.gossip

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F1.gossip Ferrari driver @Charles_leclerc was spotted cuddled up with a mystery woman this afternoon in Monaco 🇲🇨

This isn’t the first time Leclerc has been spotted with a certain someone but we have yet to receive a face reveal from said mystery woman.

F1wags new wag?

16clwc Doubt it, he’s been seen with women since the start of the summer

Chillipxppercs what if it was just the same woman in all the pics?

User15 RIGHT! Like we have never seen the face of the women/woman in the pics!

Chxrlesgf has anyone noticed that Charles seems happier recently like since last year?

Cl16myhusband Ikr I thought Ferrari might have changed their strategy at first but then the season started, so I’m going with my second option that Charles has got himself a girlfriend🤣

Charles_leclerc

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Charles_leclerc yacht trips and picnics, les deux meilleures années avec toi☀️❤️(the best two years with you)

Maxverstappen1 getting closer to a face reveal I see 👀

Theundercovergf I love you handsome💕

Charles_leclerc I love you beautiful❤️

lilymhe Miss you beautiful💋

Theundeecovergf arcade?🩷

lilymhe meet you there💕

User12 OMG IS THIS HER BACKUP ACCOUNT!!!

user 14 love how mystery woman and Lily have a friendship

Y/nforeal

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Y/nforeal picnics in the summer sun with you are my favourite🩷❤️

Theundercoverbf I love you pretty girl🩷

Y/nforeal I love you more handsome❤️

User3 They have matching secret accounts!!!

Charlesy/n the picnic blanket and the dress after the same as in Charles, pic

User53 I THOUGHT I WAS THE KNLY INE WJO NOTICED

Charlesy/n I CAN FEEL MY SHIP ABOUT TO SALE OFF INTO THE SUNSET!!!!

F1wags

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F1wags @charles_leclerc suspected girlfriend @y/nforeal as after posting soflaunches only days appart the two had accounts @theundercovergf and @theundercoverbf in there comments.

Y/nswife she is the most gorgeous human being

User3 she is so pretty!!🤩

User2 you guys should stop posting stuff like this, like what if this is just some random girl getting pulled into Charles’ love life

User15 I would normally agree but it’s so obvious that it’s true🤣

Charles_leclerc

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Charles_leclerc my beautiful girlfriend who custom made her own Ferrari jacket❤️🩷

Tagged: y/nforeal

Y/nforeal I would make all the jackets in the world to support you! 🩷

Charles_leclerc I love you so much❤️

User14 OH MY FUCKING GODDD!!!

Charlesy/n It happened, it happened, IT HAPPENED!! My ship has saled away into the sunset

Maxverstappen1 finally, I was worried lando would spill 🤣

Landonorris Hey!

Oscarpiastri you know he’s right mate

Landonorris😭

[jam3sacaster]

My dirtiest thoughts I present to thee my dearest:

Declan in full munch mode making direct eye contact whilst licking his moustache and diving back in!

Look at me no longer anonymous and a complete pig! I can only apologise…

💕💕💕

GORGEOUS idea my darling 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽 declan o’hara is the biggest, most generous munch, pass it on x

“How does it feel, my girl?”

(Rivals) Declan O’Hara x Reader

Suggestion by one’s own heart 🩷 / Declan shows you how much he appreciates you…

18+ FANFIC / SMUT from the offset & gorgeously angsty. Shortish I suppose? Reader character aged at 21. As always, request what you wanna see in my ask box 💋

Lately, life had been hard. Work was growing increasingly tense and arduous. Declan had been putting so much labour into Venturer that he had barely had time to look at you, let alone touch you. However, you were sat at your dinner table, amethyst pleated skirt falling softly at your knees, and sipping from a mug of sweet hot chocolate, laden with marshmallows. “Evenin’, babe.” The Irishman huffed, making his way into the dining room and throwing his briefcase by his feet. “Hello.” You sulk, briefly checking the time on your wrist watch. 7pm — an early finish by Declan’s standards.

“Please don’t. I’m not in the fuckin’ mood tonight.” He groans, massaging his brutish fingers into his eyes and pushing out an exasperated sigh. “You’re not in the mood? I’ve barely seen you this week, I’m starting to think you and Rupert have some secret affair going on.” You roar, slamming both hands against the darkened oak of your dining table. Declan laughed sardonically and pointed a finger at you before he spoke. “Who do you t’ink is payin’ the bills for this place? Because it’s not you, sittin’ around drinkin’ fuckin’ hot chocolate all day.” And the words sound bitter and vulgar leaving his mouth — an amalgamation of sarcasm and utter poison.

Shaking your head in disbelief and not dignifying him with a response, you keep azure eyes affixed on him as he walks towards you, lowering himself to his knees. “What are you doing?” You ask, as he lifts your pleated skirt away from your knees and balls it up at your hips. “No pants?” He questions with a smirk, and you begin to shuffle your pelvis forward, you allow him access to your wet spot. “I’m sorry for not bein’ around. I wanna show ya’ how much ya’ mean to me.” And with that, his pointed tongue was lapping at your clit, first drawing tender circles across your pink bud and paying close attention to your breathless moans.

When he was sufficiently pleased that you were worked up enough, he delved his tongue deeper, working fervently at your swollen clit and making you whimper in ecstasy. Declan kept his chocolate orbs fixed on yours — the unwavering eye contact providing you with additional pleasure. He pulled away from your cunt momentarily and ran his fatigued tongue across his mahogany ‘tash, savouring every sweet droplet of your wetness from the bristles. The provocative sight made your thighs tense, clit pulsating in lust for the Irishman. “How does it feel, my girl?” He asked in a guttural, coarse tone. “So fucking good.” You pant, and he wastes no time in diving back in, taking your clit between his lips and sucking softly, making you sob with sensitivity and keep a hand firmly clasped to the back of his head.

The feral way in which he flicked at your cunt drove you ever closer to orgasm, rhythmic lashings of his hot tongue driving untamed bucking from your hips. “Fuck, Declan, I’m gonna cum.” You spit out, clenching fistfuls of his brunette hair. Your lustful moans accelerated, and you came into your lover’s mouth, deafening moans accompanying it. Declan slowly pulled away, a string of wetness attaching itself to his moustache that he promptly cleaned up with the tip of his tongue. “I love the taste of your cum.” He muttered in a hushed tone, and you feverishly grin back, still pulsating from your orgasm.

[burytheruby]

HIII CAN WE PLS HAVE P2 OF THE PRICE DAUGHTER AND SIMON STORY??? PLS 😣 THE WRITING IS GOOD AND THE STORY IS JUST *chefs kiss* 💋💋💋 I WANNA SEE THEM LATER ON IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😞😣🩷🩷💕

I N A P P R O P R I A T E I I

the answer is YES I CAN 🙈 thank you everyone for the support! I unfortunately have been crazy busy with the holidays, then my birthday (yay 20!), then back to uni 😭 but I did promise I would come back, and so there will be a tag list for whoever wants to be updated!

𐬺𐬽𐬾❤︎︎𐬾𐬽𐬺

IN which Captain Price is your father, and he has accepted your feelings for his lieutenant.

OR: late night talks and confessions, your father would do anything to make you happy.

Part 1; you're in Part 2

MINORS Do NOT Interact.

Warnings: age gap, fem! reader, ooc, canon divergent, still learning british slang please bear with me. WC: 1657

English is my second language.

Captain Price had dreaded this day, he never thought he'd see a future where you would come to him and ask him for advice. advice on romance. all because of his lieutenant. damn him. you sat next to him on the couch, shifting awkwardly as you both stared straight ahead at the tv, a game playing in the background. your father's favorite team, you noticed, against the team Simon had mentioned liking himself. almost humorous, Price had noticed the clear tension since your birthday two weeks ago. he appreciated the fact that his lieutenant was being careful, neither acknowledging the very needed—talk, let's call it.

but of course, you were never one to dance around the subject.

"we need to talk," you said simultaneously, it would've been endearing if it weren't for the fact that the talk was not about what dinner would be tonight, or who you thought would win the game playing on the tv, not even about the professor you loathed and couldn't wait to leave her class.

you turned to face your father, fidgeting with the pendant hanging on your neck—the one Simon gave you, of course. your father really tried to not roll his eyes and scoff at the sight, he has definitely given you prettier jewelry—or at least that's what he thinks. you wouldn't tell him you grew out of the heart shaped jewelry; it would break his own heart. after a long, tension-filled moment of silence, you finally spoke, your voice breaking through. "I think 'm old enough to know, dad." you sighed, as if trying to let go of the tension in your body. "an' s'not like we're not conscious of how this may look." you admitted, looking away as you clenched your fists.

yeah, you guessed it would be weird if the man you knew for most of your life suddenly became your lover. age gaps were taboo, especially one such as yours. but who cared? Simon saw you as a petulant, spoiled child until last year—not like he would tell you that, he wouldn't stand listening to your huffs and scoffs of complaints (acting as if he isn't your biggest enabler). that's beside the point, anyway. right now, your focus was on your father, a pensive look on his features as he looked at you.

and then you felt a little guilty when you recognized the tiniest hint of his eyes glazing—just for a second, just enough to ignite concern in you. "m'not getting sent away, y'know." you tried to lift the mood, and he could only smile a little. you were just as awful as he was when it came to comfort, and that was okay. he placed a hand on top of yours, giving a gentle squeeze as his eyes went to your every feature– from the shape of your nose to the volume of your lashes, you were his perfect girl. he often joked he birthed you, something you hated the imagery of no matter how sickly sweet it was that you were his daughter.

"aye, I know." he said, giving a tender kiss to your temple in a moment of vulnerability. his lips lingered there, feeling his heart squeeze and tear at the fact that he knew he had to let go. it was just hard, from the little girl he'd take everywhere, to the woman you were now. your father knew there was no point in trying to change your mind–or your heart, you were dead set on what you wanted. curse his own self. his hand let go of yours, and he pulled away from you. the gears inside his head were turning, the slow but steady acceptance of the relationship between you and his lieutenant.

"he's been less ratty lately," he admitted, his attention turning back to the tv as the opposing team scored. he scoffed, it was as if the universe wanted to mock him. "never heard him make so many bloody awful jokes in just two weeks." Price couldn't help but smile, seeing the rest of the team so distraught–except for Soap, that instigator–was exhilarating to him.

“yeah? m’sure he got ‘em from ya.” you couldn’t contain the smile on your face, seeing as Simon’s team was winning by a landslide. Price cursed under his breath, the hissing sound of the now opened beer brought your attention back to him, the features of your father illuminated by the light of the tv. his eye bags that become more prominent after every mission, the smile lines barely concealed by his mustache connected to his beard. your father hummed in response, sipping on the awfully bitter beer that your father enjoyed. for a picky drinker, he sure enjoyed the most awful you've ever tried.

"princess," your eyes roamed back up to his face, leaning your head on his shoulder with a sigh. with a tiny hum, expressing your attention, he then spoke again. "don't tell him I told you, but Simon's taking a week off duty." your eyes widened at that, then grew to confusion. Simon? Taking a break? That was new. The thought made your heart flutter, smiling subconsciously as yet another cheer could be heard from the tv, but you couldn't find yourself caring enough to see who had scored.

Instead, you checked your phone as it vibrated, a text on the screen making you sit up with an even bigger grin.

"I'll be back by this weekend, let me take you out on a date."

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"shite," you cursed under your breath. your room was a mess, with clothes sprawled all over your bed and the wardrobe. it was Thursday, just a day away from seeing him again, and not a piece of clothing convinced you enough for the date. too formal? too casual? too feminine? a dress, or maybe jeans? you sighed in frustration, your fingertips softly massaging your temples as you sat on the chair of your dressing table. it's not like Simon puts much effort into his own attire, but this is a date. where are you going, again?

realization dawned as you realized he did not, in fact, tell you what the date would be. you cursed again, getting up only to slump down in your bed. should I text him? you thought, only to discard the idea almost immediately. he was busy, he's a lieutenant dealing with death's doorstep in every mission, and my father, that's enough stress. at the end of the day, all you achieved was to reorganize your wardrobe, and to make dinner for you and your father—if he came home tonight.

waiting in the dining table, poking at your food until the light sound of the keys jiggling and the door opening made your head snap up, finding your father walking in with something inside his duffel bag. "princess, I've got ya a gift from Simon." he unzipped the bag, and inside was a box–a brand box, your favorite to be specific. you gave a quick thanks to your father as you skipped past him, straight to your bedroom to open the box.

"thank you, Simon." was the text you sent immediately upon seeing what the box contained—a dress, of your favorite style and a color that complimented you just right. Simon knew you too well, or maybe he noticed the small things that others usually would not, such as the neckline of the dress that would look best with the pendant—yeah, maybe he really kept that in mind, and having you show it off for everyone to see that you are not going to be available in the foreseeable future.

Friday morning came around too quickly, waking up in the comfort of your bed to a message from Simon stating he would be back by the evening for your date.

hair up, or down? natural or should you just go bald? your makeup trials seemed to go wrong each time, from too bold of a color for your features, to barely noticeable blush you tried to add. maybe low heels, and maybe a few other jewelries. your head spun from stress, and it wasn't until your heart began to beat a little too faster that you finally took a break. Relax. you scolded yourself, your own reflection looking back at you as this time you managed to make your eyeliner even on both sides.

it was almost ridiculous, you told yourself, to fret this badly over a date. this isn't just a date, is it? it's the man you claimed to your father you would marry way back then, when you were just a child and caught a glimpse of the man wearing those dad-glasses you quietly make fun of. glancing over at the wall, you cursed when the time was past noon and almost evening. you had to finish now.

in the end, you decided to go for something a little outside of what your usual is, but nonetheless you kept getting complimented by your father as you walked back and forth on the living room. "a doll" he called you, and called Simon a bastard under his breath just in case he fucks up tonight. he gave you a reassuring smile and hid in the kitchen when the door was knocked. with sweaty hands and a heartbeat way above the normal speed, you opened the door to Simon with a smile on your face.

"love," he breathed out, his deep eyes roaming up and down how gorgeous you looked—as always. his hand came up to cradle your cheek, his lips just grazing your lips with a smile. "gorgeous, lovely." he all but purred, making your skin tingle and your face grow hot. you smiled in response, just about to close the gap when you remembered that your father was right there, hidden but there.

Well, the make out could wait until the date.

𐬺𐬽𐬾❤︎︎𐬾𐬽𐬺

AUGHHH part two is finally here, everyone do a standing ovation

[aryadelvich]

Luigi and reader are baking a cake and reader applies a small amount of cake batter on Luigi’s face (near his birth mark). She then grabs his face to lick it off and he makes a swift move to kiss her 💋💋. FRENCH KISSING with tongue 😏

I never sent a request sometimes I write but I want to connect with more Luigi writers hope all is well🩷😊.

Friends don’t know the way you taste - Luigi Mangione x reader

If you’re looking for more of my work here’s an Updated Masterlist

First of all I’m honoured to be one of your first request ! Second of all I love your idea, it’s so cute !!!🥰 Thank you very much for your request !!! 💕💕

"Luigi, you're making a mess!" you exclaimed in frustration. You had been in the kitchen for over an hour, trying to bake a cake for one of your friends, but it was turning into complete chaos.

"Shhh, let the chef work," he said, focused, stretching out his muscular arm like a barrier to stop you at your waist.

"The chef?" You raised an eyebrow.

"Yes, I'm the head chef. Now move aside kitchen assistant, I need that."

You didn’t budge, so he had to press against you to reach the bowl he was aiming for. The funny thing was, this had been your idea in the first place, but now Luigi was acting like he was in charge. He energetically mixed the batter.

"Luigi, you're getting it everywhere."

"Don't worry about it. Besides, I don't see you working, Y/N."

"I'm the taste tester. My job comes at the end."

"You won’t get to taste anything if I fire you first," he shot back playfully.

You and Luigi were close friends. You had the same friend group, went to the same university, and liked pretty much the same things. And you adored him—he was so kind, caring, funny, and, most of all, intelligent.

"Okay! Fine, I’ll help," you gave in, grabbing the bowl and pouring the batter into the cake mold.

"Good girl," he teased sarcastically.

"Don't ever call me that," you warned.

"Or what?" he says, a provocative look on his face.

Without thinking, you scooped up some leftover batter with your fingers and smeared it all over his face.

"You’re going to regret that!" he exclaimed.

You immediately took off running, but he was faster. He caught up to you with ease, wrapping his arms around your waist and lifting you slightly off the ground.

"No, okay, I’m sorry!" you faked an apology—one you absolutely didn’t mean.

"Too late. I hold grudges. Hmm… what would happen if I rubbed my face in your hair?"

"No! Not my hair! I washed it yesterday," you protested.

"Oh yes! I know all about your hair-washing schedule. What if I ruined it?" he threatened playfully.

"How do you even know that? That’s a girl secret!"

"I have two older sisters, remember? And don’t try to change the subject. Now, what should I do with you?"

"No, please, Luigi! I’ll fix this!"

"Oh yeah? How?"

"Let me go, and I’ll show you."

He slowly released his hold, his touch having been gentle from the start. You wiped some of the batter off his face with your finger and popped it into your mouth.

"Mmm, delicious," you said mischievously.

"You might as well lick me like a cat while you're at it," Luigi muttered.

"Would that make you uncomfortable?"

"Yes."

"Then I’m definitely doing it!"

He burst into laughter. That was the first thing he had liked about you—your ability to never take things too seriously. You stepped closer, cupping his face in your hands. As you leaned in to lick the remaining batter, he turned his head at the last second… Your lips grazed each other, a fleeting touch—too light to be a kiss, yet enough to make your breath hitch.

For a long moment, neither of you moved. You just stared at each other, hearts pounding in sync, the air between you charged with something unspoken. Then, almost as if drawn by an unseen force, you both leaned in at the same time.

And finally, your lips met.

He pressed closer, desperate to feel more of you, to take more of you. His lips were warm, soft, yet urgent against yours. His breath mingled with yours, heavy and uneven. His hands found your hips, gripping them firmly, as if afraid you might slip away.

You melted into him, your arms wrapping around his neck as if it were the most natural thing in the world. Your fingers wove through his curls, tugging slightly, making him shudder. A low moan escaped him, unrestrained—too many emotions hitting him all at once. He was burning.

His tongue teased the seam of your lips, and you parted them without hesitation, inviting him in. He deepened the kiss, a quiet hum vibrating in his throat, sending a shiver down your spine. The intensity of it all left you breathless, dizzy. And when you finally broke apart, gasping for air, reality came crashing back, your forehead still brushing against his.

A silence settles between you. The kind that says too much.

Then Luigi lets out a quiet laugh, as if trying to break the tension. "Well… I guess we just reached a new level of friendship."

You raise an eyebrow, trying to regain your composure. "Oh yeah? Is that the level where we kiss and pretend it doesn’t mean anything?"

He tilts his head slightly, that familiar smirk playing on his lips. "Exactly."

You hold his gaze, searching for the truth beneath his humor. Because you know him. You know when he’s pretending everything is fine. But you don’t push. You don’t want to. After all, your heart is still racing, and you’re not ready to admit why.

So you laugh, because it’s easier. Because it’s you two.

"Alright, so we’ll just pretend this never happened," you say, stepping back slightly, even though his body is still so close.

"Of course," he agrees, finally letting go of your waist. But his fingers brush against yours for just a second too long before he truly pulls away.

And that’s how you both silently decide that nothing has changed.

Except everything has.

In the days that follow, everything seems normal. You still hang out together, exchange the same jokes, talk about everything and nothing.

But then there are thosemoments.

Those stolen seconds where your eyes meet and neither of you looks away. Where his arm grazes yours, and neither of you moves.

Those fleeting instants when you wonder if he feels it too—that friendship isn’t quite the right word for whatever this is anymore.

But neither of you says anything. Because it’s easier that way.

Because admitting it means risking everything.

[ckret2]

Do you think bill has gotten married to at least one of his serious partners (since you stated some of his relationships has lasted centuries) or if he only marries people when it means nothing to him

Possibly, but here's my thinking.

I don't think Bill, in all his trillion years, has ever been able to seriously commit to someone. there's always something he's holding back—vulnerability he refuses to admit, intimacy he refuses to offer. If Bill was zapped by ✨🩷 true love 💕💐 and was sure he'd found 💍💋 the one 💘💏, he'd be too terrified to ask them to marry him (or whatever's equivalent for whatever culture they came from). He's found something perfect, after all, and Bill breaks perfect things.

All his relationships eventually collapse and there's absolutely nothing he can do to prevent it because he's sure that it's not due to any character flaws he has that he has any control over or could possibly change, so it's obviously some inevitability he can't do anything about!

So I don't think he'd marry someone he's passionately in love with. I don't think he'd ever propose in a fit of full-hearted romantic passion.

I think he'd propose to someone he's fallen out of love with.

I think he'd marry someone after he's seen the cracks in the relationship, and knows things are about to fall apart. He'd marry someone who's trying to escape him. He'd use it like a chain. It's just a form of control—another way to possess someone.

What we knows about his canonical marriage habits is that he'll mass-marry hundreds of people at once. He'll start a cult and leave behind an edict for its members to marry themselves to him even when he's no longer there. His spouses aren't his beloveds; they're cattle.

He says handcuffing your happiness to a mortal is glueing yourself to a time bomb.

So when he gets married, he only does it if he thinks his happiness isn't on the line. And that can only happen if he's marrying someone he's objectified to the point that neither their death nor their loathing can hurt him.

[newkatzkafe2023]

NEW ANNOUNCEMENT & NEW THEME!!!🥳🥳🥳

The Newkatz Blog has been getting very busy and creative with the requests lately, so I decided to add a new adorable monkey to our Newkatz family🥰

Please welcome......Legend of the monkey king WUKONG 1999

I watched his show and thought he was cute and awesome so for now on to really kick off the new year I'll be writing for him as well!!!!!!

Ohhh 8 monkies to blog about😮‍💨😮‍💨

Anyway for February😊...IT'S VALENTINES DAY MOUTH🥰😍😘💋💕💞💓💗💖💝💘💌💟❣️❤️‍🔥❤️🧡🤎🩵💙🩷💛

SO SEND IN YOUR MOST ROMANTIC AND POTENTIALLY THE SPICIEST ASKS YOU CAN THINK OF, I WILL DO BOTH GENDERBEND AND REGULAR😉😉😉

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG😄 AND REMEMBER ABSOLUTELY NO ANGST🚫!!!!

[enhahooninurwindow]

Could u write a fix of niki calling reader clingy and annoying and has to make it up to the reader because they over hear it and get into a argument leading to reader removing their promise ring?

also i really love your fics ur so talented!!! stay safe and healthy!!! |(￣3￣)|

Apology and Affection

Pairing: Niki x reader 🍓MASTERLIST

Genre: fluff

Wc: 641

Synopsis: niki was teasingly telling jake abt how clingy you are and you overheard it leaving you upset. noticing this niki decides to make it up to you.

a/n: this is saur cute really. tyyyy anon, u too, take care and stay safe! 💋💋🩷💕

Niki knew he messed up today when he told Jake about you, telling him that even though you are adorable, you get too clingy and into his personal space making him annoyed and calling you needy. But unbeknownst to him, you heard everything, breaking down each time you whatever he said rings in your head. It broke his heart watching you lay in bed all day, eyes dull with hurt. So now he was going to do whatever to make it up to you. “hi baby,” he said, sitting next to you on the bed and wrapping his arm around your shoulder. you just shrugged and swatted his hand off. He paused before placing his chin on your shoulder, watching you get annoyed and scoot away. He watched as you got out of the bed, taking a pillow and blanket and going to the living room. His heart sank as he kept his arm on where you used to lay. And now he REALLY messed up. He got out of the bed and followed you into the living room like a cat following it’s owner. Approaching her gently, Niki knelt beside the couch, his heart filled with regret. "Hey love," he said softly, reaching out to brush a stray strand of hair from your face. "I'm really sorry about what I said earlier. I didn't mean to hurt you." You looked up at him, your eyes still moist with unshed tears. "It's okay," you murmured, though your voice trembled slightly. "No, it's not okay," he insisted, his tone filled with genuine concern. "I should never have said that, even as a joke. I love you just the way you are, and I never want to make you feel bad about yourself." Your expression softened as you listened to Niki. You could see the sincerity in his eyes, and it warmed your heart. "I just... I don't want to be a burden to you," you admitted quietly. Niki shook his head gently. "You're not a burden, love. You're my favorite person in the world," he said, a playful smile tugging at the corners of his lips. "And besides, a little clinginess is just a sign of how much you love me, right?" You couldn't help but smile at his attempt to lighten the mood. "I do love you," you said softly, your eyes meeting his. "I love you too, more than words can express," Niki replied, leaning in to kiss your forehead tenderly. As you sat together on the couch, Niki started to tickle your sides gently, eliciting a surprised squeal from you. Laughter filled the room as you playfully teased each other, the tension from earlier dissipating with each shared giggle. "You're lucky I love you," Eunkyung teased, poking Niki's cheek playfully. He grinned. "And you're lucky I'm such a good boyfriend," he retorted, giving you a mock stern look before bursting into laughter again. Your playful banter continued, turning the atmosphere from somber to light-hearted. Niki made silly faces and told funny stories, doing everything he could to see you smile again. "I promise to be more mindful of what I say in the future," Niki said sincerely, his eyes locking with yours. "And I'll always be here to comfort you whenever you're upset, no matter what." You nodded, feeling grateful for Niki's understanding and love. "I know, and I appreciate that more than anything," you said, snuggling closer to him. As you cuddled on the couch, basking in the warmth of each other's presence, Niki whispered sweet words of reassurance and affection into your ear. You closed your eyes, feeling a sense of love wash over. In that moment, you both knew that misunderstandings were a part of any relationship, but what truly mattered was how you handled them together, with love, understanding, and a healthy dose of playfulness.

[onlypinkslut]

Heyy!!💕

I know you might be flooded with requests right now. I was watching the show Big Little Lies and I just had to ask you, would you be comfortable with writing abusive toji? In a way that he chokes you, throws you against the wall, but in the end you always end up having sex with him? It’s just something about it that would fit toji. He seems like such a rough man, someone who’d enjoy seeing you in pain but would hate it at the same time. Like after throwing you against the wall and seeing you lay there in fear, he’d suddenly gain sympathy and would make sure you’re okay before roughly finishing you off with sex.

With you being the goddess you are, I just had to ask you. If this is a weird request, that’s totally okay if you don’t want to accept. Either way, your stories never let me down 😚

🪷

heyy 🩷 first of all omg this request isn’t weird at all lmao you kinda ate with that idea 😭 abusive toji who’s rough and violent and cold but ends up softening just a little while still ruining you?? yeah i’m eating that up too actually. you described it perfectly like he hurts you because he’s fucked up but still wants to keep you, still wants to make sure you’re okay enough to keep taking it. that kind of twisted dynamic is sooo in my wheelhouse honestly.

thank you for being so sweet too btw, like fr the way you worded this makes it 100x easier to consider it without worrying about ppl crying in my inbox 😭 i might do something based on this soon so stay tuned 💋

[mellyssecrethideout]

𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖞 𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖉𝖔𝖒👑

𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂 𝓯𝓪𝓻 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓾𝓹 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮, 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓻?

🔞❗𝕄𝔻ℕ𝕀❗🔞

💖this is my nsfw blog. there is no real theme, it's a collage of the things that make me tick.🩷

i post my own pictures/writing once in a while, i share updates on my training, and mostly i just reblog things that make me ache.

#mellythinkssometimes

is my tag for my own content (pictures, writing, and everything inbetween) as well as #mellyspictures on my posts with pictures.

#answered asks is self explanatory, and if you have an emoji, the post will get tagged with that emoji as well.

🥰i have a partner and an owner🔒

😇my asks are always open end very much welcomed 💕

😌but my dms are moots only and you gotta ask @pes-the-immortal first 🥰

✨i love making new friends✨

🎮i play videogames and am always looking for more friends to play with💻

🐶puppy!! (this ones a favorite)!

🩷𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓮💞

✨he/they/it pronouns only✨

🐇bunny/kitten

💖honey/love/darling/etc

🫅🏼prince/angel/baby

❗ just don't be mean or degrading without consent (but if you want to, just ask 🫣)

⛓️𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖘🕯️

{these are in no particular order, just things i like that you may or may not find on my blog. this list will be updated as needed.}

🍃intox

🗡️horror

🎭masks

🔪knifeplay/bloodplay

💋bruises/marks/bodywriting

🐶petplay!! (my absolute favorite)

🥰degradation/humiliation/objectification

🥹praise

🫣overstimulation

🔒orgasm control/denial

🌊watersports

🫧bimbofication/dumbification

🤫cnc/r@p3 play/somno

🚚stalking/kidnapping/blackmail

😵‍💫hypnosis

👗dollification/dronification

🐄hucow

🤰🏼breeding

💄bdsm

⛓️bondage

🔨masochism

🧎🏼‍♀️domestic discipline

🎀Ⓔⓜⓞⓙⓘ Ⓐⓡⓜⓨ💖

🍄 | 🧡 | 🫀 | 👺 | 👻 | 🗝️ |🐉| 🦈 |

*if you want to be added to the list, pick a not taken emoji(s). this also applies to mutuals, not just anons.*

𝕚 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕖𝕟𝕛𝕠𝕪 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕪 𝕚𝕟 𝕞𝕪 𝕤𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕠𝕦𝕥🥰🩷

here's 10 dabloons for your travels 💰🪙

⭐please like this so i know you've read it⭐

✨this post will be updated as i see fit✨

[kokorose]

Sweet Home-CL16

Charles Leclerc x KoreanActress!reader

Faceclaim: Go Minsi

Part of my Korean Entertainment x driver series! Oscar is next btw!!

Google translate: French and Korean

Pics: Pinterest

YnLnnnn posted

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YnLnnnn: Monaco 🇲🇨

Thank you scuderiaferrari for inviting me!

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sooyaaa_: 예쁜 (pretty)

User: you’re so pretty!!!

User: Charles in the likes?!?!

User: Yn was at Monaco?!?

kikacgomes: It was nice meeting you 🩷

YnLnnn: it was nice meeting you too 💕

User: She met Kika?!

User: what’re Kika and Charles doing here??

charlesleclerc16 posted to their story

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charlesleclerc16: homemade post-race meal.

Replies:

YnLnnn: ❤️

PierreGasly: 😯

User: !!!

User: Charles?!

User: How’d that man get homemade Korean food in Monaco?!?

YnLnnn posted

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YnLnnn: 🇬🇧🇬🇧💋💋

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User: YNNNN?!?

User: WHO’S HAND IS THAT?!

kikacgomes: 🫦can I take you out baby girl🫦

YnLnnn: 😩😩 time and place baby!

PierreGasly: ummm excuse me?? That’s my girlfriend?

YnLnnn: not anymore

PierreGasly: so you’re just gonna steal my girlfriend? How would HE feel about that??

YnLnnn: He’s telling me to keep it up 😜

User: what is going on?? Who’s “he”???

User: PIERRE?!

User: Charles in the likes??

charlesleclerc16 posted

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charlesleclerc16: Headed to Spa with a little snack!

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LandoNorris: Which one’s the snack??

charlesleclerc16: 🖕🏻🖕🏻

PierreGasly:🤬🤮

User: CHARLES WHOS’S THAT??

User: Charles soft launching??

CarlosSainzJr55: it’ll be nice to gossip with her again!

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YnLnnn: 🛩️

Replies:

charlesleclerc16: happy you’re coming with me Mon cherié.

YnLnnn: I’ll always want to be with you 자기야 (baby)

kikacgomes: we should have a double date when you guys get here!

YnLnnn: omg yes!!!

kikacgomes: ok I’ll let P know! 💋💋

PierreGasly posted

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PierreGasly: Date night

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kikacgomes: Pierre…

PierreGasly: oops

YnLnnn: secrets out I guess. 🤦🏻‍♀️

charlesleclerc16: Mec…(dude)

User: WTF?!?

User: WHAT DO YIU MEAN DATE NIGTF PIERREE?!?

User: Not Pierre hard launching Yn and Charles!

YnLnnn posted

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YnLnnn: At least now everyone will know you’re mine.

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charlesleclerc16: 🥰🥰

PierreGasly: again I’m sorry!

YnLnnn: 🥱

User: Damn…

kikacgomes: uhhh… can you grab me like that??🥵

YnLnnn: just let me hop on a plane baby 😜

LilymHe: can I join as well?

Carmenmmundt: me too

AlexAlbon: GeorgeRussell she’s stealing our girlfriends as well???

GeorgeRussell: idek mate?

User: holy shit

charlesleclerc16 posted

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charlesleclerc16: Mon amour

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YnLnnn: 😘😘😘😘😘😘

ArthurLeclerc: Tell her welcome to the family!!

DanielRicciardo: you guys are too cute!

Leclerc.Pascale: Beau(beautiful)

User: so cute!!!

User: awww

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YnLnnn: celebrated Charlie’s bday with some friends! Happy birthday love! I love you so much!

Tagged: charlesleclerc16, kikacgomes, PierreGasly

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charlesleclerc16: Thank you for an amazing night cherié. Je t’aime mon amour! ❤️

YnLnnn: 🥰❤️

kikacgomes: Happy Birthday Charles!

PierreGasly: Happy Birthday Mon ami

Hope you all enjoyed and I’ll see you in Oscar’s story next! Xx