#hell yeah go for it. write the thing

[choccy-milky]

the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO

1 like = 1 prayer

[francy-sketches]

hating on game of thrones in current year is a bit cringe like girl move on etc. However my complaints are more specific than the average person so I can at least feel like I'm bringing something new to the table. Instead of writing the one bilionth 'they butchered dany we were robbed' post I'm instead going on coke rants about how they character assasinated jaime by making him unfunny and how they didn't give my favorite irrelevant minor characters enough emotional depth and actually now that I'm saying it out loud that sounds worse

[teethkid67]

PAYDAY

aka a valentine for the lovely @itsnotmystic / @corvids-calling - fanart for stars fic of the same name, which you can read here !!! i really enjoyed this concept and wanted to do some art for it :3 hope you like it because i REALLY loved your work & i hope this shows that !!! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY !!!!

this is also a loose love-letter to the wonderful @arginnit 's crazy background-drawing-ability and style/skill at portraying environments . wadds your stuff is insane and i love it

happy @mcyt-valentines exchange !!!!

[mumblesplash]

heartbreaking: this viral post is saying things you completely agree with in the most irritating way possible

[asmodeusamaryllis]

I fear nishi may have accidentally wrote iruma as aroace and only just remembered that she has a main ship she was meant to push

[astriiformes]

When I was applying for undergrad, I was fully in my "All my favorite characters are weird smart academic types" phase, because I Iike many undiagnosed twice-exceptional teens had carefully constructed a personal identity around a certain (incredibly harmful) societal idea of intelligence. It totally showed in the institutions I was applying to, too, and in particular, my motivation for choosing them.

This also lead to me making bad choices in the long run and was completely unsustainable, but I will admit that it was helpful when it came to motivating myself to complete my college applications. (Especially considering one of my top schools -- and the one with the most involved application -- happened to be a university that a beloved favorite character had attended but also, it is really, really good in retrospect that I did not get in there.)

I am happier and healthier now and have a much more sustainable image of success in my head, if an imperfect relationship with it, but this also means I have a complicated relationship with the fictional academic archetype and the type of characters I used to love, and that used to be motiviating to me. A lot of my favorite characters these days are ones who possess other traits I admire -- tenacity, kindness, a strong sense of justice, and a desire to change the world for the better. But I don't associate most of them with school or academic success at all; sometimes even the opposite.

All this to say, seeing as I have grad school apps due in exactly a month now. Save me Palamedes Sextus. Save me.

[genericpuff]

vent post

[moomeecore]

don't understand people who say they hate later seasons discord bc they don't like the idea of this larger than life intimidating villain being dumbed down to just some goofy guy. because im enlightened ik that this is the funniest shit ever, at least in the way mlp did it. imagine there's this evil scary looking monster with infinite powers, possibly the most powerful creature in the universe, quite literally a god, and with consciousness and intelligence and a love for psychological manipulation. yeah he's actually believed to be the physical embodiment of the concept of disharmony! yeah ages ago he just decided to take over this weirdly isolated country just for funsies because he liked the idea of having a bunch of people that he just play with like toys because hes an immortal being that has no concept of people being anything other than entertainment. then he got trapped in stone prison. then he got out. then he got put back. then for some reason the queen just decides to let him out on some weird probation and drops him off under the care of some random hippy in her early 20s who lives in a cottage outside a middle of nowhere town. and she actually DOES befriend the scary evil god with infinite powers and suddenly he's sworn not to use his powers for evil anymore just so he can hang out with her. and now he just goes around bothering everybody and being the most obnoxious peice of shit in the world, trying to piss people off in small ways that don't consistute Fully Evil because he does not care abt anyone besides that one girl who basically lives in the woods and has about 20 different pets. and they have tea parties and he probably has a crush on her. and pretty much everybody besides her can't stand him but they put up with him because hes the most powerful being in the universe probably. that's hilarious

[corpsentry]

edited my pants

[itsclydebitches]

Has anyone else been inundated with these (presumably) bot PMs interested in "commissions" the last few months? They're all coming from FFN.

While I've long stopped using the site myself, I've kept my work up there under the assumption that not everyone has, or will, make the move to AO3. But going, "Oh! A comment!" every few days only to find this junk is really disheartening.

[mass-angel-exodus]

I'm kinda confused bc after watching EP 3 of tcoaal when Andrew said, "Julia was crying because God is watching" (maybe bc I'm project onto her) I assumed Julia wanted sex but felt guilty during ir about it because "sex is sinful unless it's not to procreate", and if that's as the case,Andrew would be a terrible bf for not comforting her, but other ppl got to the conclusion he pressured her?? and either way is shitty, but just putting this thought here.

Yeah that really got to me.

In my opinion I think it's both. There's evidence to suggest that the place they live is pretty religious. The graves grandparents, especially the grandfather is super religious. another user pointed out ashley would occasionally watch religious programming on the tv, and if they aren't religious in that way there is an organized cult for summoning demons so yeah it's safe to say the people around them are to some extant probably religious.

Julia could have been bought up that way too. But my personal theory is that she never took it way too seriously until she dated Andrew. Andrew really wants sex. He's sexually confused by his sister and is trying to get rid of that sexual frustration through Julia both as a way to convince himself he doesn't want Ashley and also cause he just wants sex. Julia likes Andrew but Andrew only wants her for sex. Julia wants something real. She may have wanted to with hold sex cause she believed it's something you do when you're actually serious about dating someone. But of course Andrew being a manipulator would have tried to talk her into it. And she loves him so obviously she gives in. But like she's unsure and she tries using the god excuse to hopefully get him to feel guilt. Cause she feels a little guilty too. He doesn't. They have sex. She feels like shit but hey at least he's near her.

I wouldn't put it past Andrew to be sexually coercive. And julia seems like a door mat so he wouldn't need much effort to do that to her.

[slayerdurge]

the brainrot is telling me to do an evil karlach origin play through

[mariyekos]

Crack fic idea: POV of a police officer chasing a robbery suspect who ends up running into DMC to escape/grab a hostage. When the officer opens the door, he finds the suspect standing frozen in the middle of the room, because on the opposite end by the desk, an angry Vergil's standing there stabbing a surprised Dante. This stabbing pretty obviously happened before the robber showed up. It's only through the hand, but the one guy is holding a whole giant samurai sword, the guy getting stabbed has a gun in his free hand, and there's kind of a lot of blood.

The other officer comes in after POV guy. Officer 2 looks over the scene, then starts to arrest the suspect who's still so shocked he doesn't really fight the handcuffs. Once the suspect is cuffed, Officer 2 starts to walk him through the door and tells POV Officer it's time to go. POV Officer is confused, because uh, sir, there's some pretty severe domestic violence going on and he doesn't know if that gun's registered, and even if they ignore all the normal police/violence/safety issues shouldn't they call some EMTs??? Or at least ask the guy getting stabbed if he's okay???? (To which Dante calls out "oh yeah I'm good!" confusing poor POV officer further)

Officer 2 just frowns and shakes his head. "No, they've got this. Right Dante?" To which Dante cheerfully replies with some small talk that makes it obvious he and Officer 2 are acquainted. Vergil gets tired of the small talk and rips the Yamato out of Dante's hand, walking upstairs. And when POV Officer starts to ask something else, Dante basically just waves him off with some sort of comment about how Vergil's just grumpy, honestly Dante kind of deserved that one, he'll admit he was being a bit pushy. And then waves goodbye when Officer 2 says they really need to get back go the station and book the suspect.

As they leave, POV Officer asks what's going on. Officer 2 basically just tells him not to worry, and not to write it in the report. That's just Dante. Dante tries to keep clear of the police, the police try to keep clear of Dante, and everyone's happy. He's helped out on a handful of cases when he just so happened to be in the area, he's gotten accused of some property damage a few times, it all evens out. You just don't mention Dante. City Police actually have a code for it, if they ever absolutely have to. But today they don't, so they won't. They caught the suspect. That's that. The suspect ran into one of the many abandoned buildings in the area and they caught him. Nothing else of note.

Oh, and if POV Officer is worried about the hand, he shouldn't be. The police here have known demons were real for years before Redgrave, and they're pretty sure Dante's one of the nice ones. When he says he'll be fine, hell be fine. Officer 2 has some good stories about him getting shot in the chest and getting tight bacm up, actually...

...

And so a crazy day comes to an end. The suspect's been caught, the streets are safe, and that's that. Nothing else happened. Nothing at all.

If POV Officer starts sprinting in the opposite direction when he sees a certain tall, white haired, blue eyed, blue wearing man when he's walking down the street later that week, it's for no reason at all.

[ajthemagpie]

Fanfic authors, please, I implore you, from one writer to another, DO NOT DELETE YOUR WORKS. Change the account ownership, make a different pseud to put it under, anonymise or orphan them, it doesn't matter, just please, please, PLEASE, do not delete them. Please. Even if you think they're badly written, or out of character, or a decade old, or 'cringe', or whatever, there will be some poor schmuck out there who loves what you've written and will cry over its deletion because they forgot to download it. - Sincerely, some poor schmuck who loves what someone wrote and has spent the last ten hours trying to track it down because he forgot to download it.

[hana-bobo-finch]

HOW DO YOU WRITE CHARACTER SUMMARIES

[lemongogo]

why do i love the conflict more than anything else . the misery . the incompatibility that spreads like oil slick . wanting so desperately for resolution that never comes . hmmm