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scootyscootz ยท 1 year ago
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Let me tell you a story!
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vampireimiko ยท 2 years ago
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Hello
Can I request headcanons for a fem Healer! Reader with the Mortal Kombat boys (Specifically Bi-Han, Liu Kang, Reptile, Kuai Liang, Shang Tsung, Fujin, Raiden and Johnny? If thatโ€™s too much you can skip it!)
Like, reader is gentle and kind, but also kinda blunt and will speak her mind when it calls for it?๐Ÿ’€
Thanks!
Multiple MK Men with a Blunt!Fem!Healer S/O
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warnings, none !!
note, i was gonna do all of them but i ended up falling asleep so this is all I got done๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Bi-Han
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เชœโ€โžด "I swear, you have fresh injuries each day."
เชœโ€โžด Bi-Han grinned, a mischievous glint in his eyes. "Occupational hazards, my dear healer. Keeps life interesting."
เชœโ€โžด "Tuh, whatever. If you keep getting into these 'occupational hazards', you won't have a life to keep interesting, no?" you retorted, shaking your head in mock disapproval while attending to his injuries.
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Liu Kang
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เชœโ€โžด "For someone that's supposed to be a demi-god, you sure do get injured quite a lot." You sassed while patching up his arm.
เชœโ€โžด Liu Kang chuckled, the sound a mixture of amusement and pain. "Well, even gods need a little tender loving care sometimes."
เชœโ€โžด "Don't mistake my bluntness for lack of care," you retorted with a raised eyebrow. "I just call it as I see it. Now hold still, or I might decide to leave you with that bruise."
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Syzoth
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เชœโ€โžด "You know... I'm not so sure you're qualified for this. Don't you think I need a veterinarian?" Syzoth joked around with you.
เชœโ€โžด "Very funny." You said, turning to look at Syzoth with a blank stare.
เชœโ€โžด "Ah...!" He hissed as you poured alcohol over his wound to ensure it wouldn't get infected before you started working on it.
เชœโ€โžด "Maybe next time, I'll find a vet to tend to my lizard boyfriend," you remarked, not missing a beat, as you continued your work.
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Kuai Liang
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เชœโ€โžด"How in the elder gods name did you manage to burn yourself with your own power? I thought I chose the responsible brother." You jokingly nagged.
เชœโ€โžด "Well, you see, when you're as talented as me, even fire obeys my command... most of the time," he grinned, trying to recover some dignity after your playful scolding.
เชœโ€โžด "Hmm, guess you weren't so talented this time, my love." You said, pressing a kiss on his cheek and continuing to wrap his hand.
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Fujin
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เชœโ€โžด "Where does it hurt, Fujin? Just because I have these gifts doesn't mean I know exactly where each injury is."
เชœโ€โžด Fujin chuckled softly, the wind seeming to carry the sound. "The injury is right here, my sweet," Fujin said, placing his hand on the left side of his ribcage.
เชœโ€โžด "Thank you... and you said you earned this by someone deflecting your own wind shot back at you? How embarrassing..." you remarked, finishing the healing process with a gentle touch and a small smile on your face.
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Johnny
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เชœโ€โžด "For one of the biggest martial artists in the world, you sure are pretty dumb."
เชœโ€โžด "Babe, don't be like that! I wouldn't say dumb... I'd say I'm just very adventurous!" He said, reclining to prop his head up on his arms.
เชœโ€โžด "Shit...shit! Still sore," he muttered hurriedly, carefully putting them down.
เชœโ€โžด "And danger-prone," you deadpanned, shaking your head while tending to yet another injury earned from his 'adventures.'
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๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ง๐ฌ๐ฅ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ฒ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ž๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง
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b1asho ยท 9 months ago
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Oougghhhh I'm BACK, FINALLY !!
Anyway, say hello to the Drecu (Dorest and Rox), one of the two species in the genus of sophonts known as the Cerest (the other guys are coming up next, they're taller and considerably more violent than the average bug lizard) Here's the info I couldn't cram into the image:
This group is called Drecu, whereas the other type is called Sundyne (Seru is the name for Sundyne royalty/their idea of the best life form)
Dorest and Rox are both under the Drecu classification, and are more closely related to their common ancestor than the Sundyne.
They have very different appearances, but they are cosexed, with each individual having the capabilities of insemination and gestation.
Their dimorphism is based on what tasks they do in the colony, essentially splitting them between โ€œโ€workerโ€โ€ and โ€œโ€soldierโ€โ€ rather than male and female.
Rox are considerably larger, have thicker shells and scales, mildly venomous quills on their arms and back, and have a large thumb claw on their hands to aid in grappling and slicing.
The venom is released once the quill is detatched, as the separation causes a muscle around the sac at the quills base to spasm and send it out the tip.
It has little to no irritating effect on non-Cerest, but if one of their own is barbed it will cause localized numbness and pain/swelling elsewhere as the venom takes effect. Several quills in rapid succession has been known to be debilitating for Dorest.
They have more sensitive hearing gained through the large discs on their forehead that catch vibrations in the air. Their eyesight is worse, however, with two of their eyes being small and fixed on their forehead, mostly motion-based. Their mandibles are larger, sharper, and they sacrifice space for an ear canal in favor of more room for muscles to make the jaws as powerful as possible. When closed, the mandibles fold around the upper and lower beak to give the illusion of cheeks. Their palps fill in the gap between the bigger mandible and upper jaw, and are used to manipulate food. they also have two โ€˜teethโ€™ near the back of their mouth and throat that they vibrate their palps against and snap to speak (combined with another structure in their throat that sort of acts like vocal cords thatvtheybuse to make larger sounds).
The teeth also help them break apart hard foods like bone and other organisms exoskeleton.
Due to their larger body size/space for eggs, tendency to stay within their territory rather than forage elsewhere daily, and ability to defend themselves, Rox are often the ones who gets the eggs transferred to them for brief gestation.
Dorest are smaller, with longer legs and tail. They have stamina and speed, but arenโ€™t really that strong, instead relying on their numbers to get things done. Their mandibles are weaker smaller, and duller but their palps are more developed and dexterous, and cover their mouth opening entirely. They speak in the same way as Rox, but they sound more high pitched.
It is unknown how naturally all of these very extremely different traits evolved since they have a storied history of genetic manipulation and experimentation on their populace (and a storied history if deleting that history from history)
Anyways as you can imagine their sex and gender can get pretty complicated. Due to how their units were originally structured (with social power coming from reproductive rights and number of children) and resulting current social reinforcement/emphasis on role division into the D and R binary , they dont actually recognize a 'neutral' or 'dual' identity despite being physically that way (similarly, trying to switch between or out of your literally assigned bio type and/or role is a big no) this is largely due to their newer Sundyne leaders, who Aren't unisex and want to put their version of the binary on everything.
For them, sex is who tops and who bottoms. They can't self fertilize but both have eggs n sperm, and would naturally both uhh transfer that, but instead their role decides who does what with what,for both population control and to conform to aforementioned mf binary that dont naturally have. Only one incubates at a time, pretty much. Dorest are usually the one who inseminates, giving the eggs over for a time, but they care for offspring once the eggs are laid/ hatch so the Rox is free again to go about their business.
The two have a power dynamic, of course. Dorest are seen as the givers, while are seen as takers, in a more powerful position. Idk I'll have to do a whole separate thing on it later.
They have a specific pronoun for each role in the unit (which can further be split into their individual rank/occupation)
For example, in the absence of a Rox, a Dorest could take up the matriarch/arch pronouns and start acting like one, and vice versa (though this is not taken seriously at All by their peers, and is even illegal in most cases)
Both have antennae that help them send and receive pheremone signals that also play into their communication. These signals typically convey more basic emotions and needs, but can have a very strong effect on the individual (for example, an extreme 'hurt' or 'scared' signal from another Drecu causes similar anxiety and stress to those around them, and may even trigger an attack response towards the source.) Their scales and areas under their shell are also full of chromatophores that they can color in specific areas and patterns to convey some words or emotions. Their eyes can pick up colors that ours canโ€™t, so often these colors changes look very minute to us (or more muted than they actually are). The unique verbal and nonverbal signals they use make their languages hard to speak or even understand, since they can โ€œsayโ€ something to you that you canโ€™t see or smell. They have these nonvocal modes of communication because their vocal ability is pretty limited overall. When they do vocally speak, it sounds like a human but with a voice filter (and with lots more clicking and less resonation. They almost sound like robots with their voice coming from a broken speaker)
All Cerest go through several distinct life stages after hatching, beginning as small defenseless grub things. Once they accumulate enough stored fat, they sprout spindly blueprints of their legs and arms and start to move around more independently (these limbs and tail extensions will pretty much become their bones later) They will then continue to store energy until they go through a full metamorphosis .
The prepupa will become more active, running around to align the new limb sprouts it has and to start sucking up the rest of their organs into what was their throax region. At a certain time, they will join other prepupa in a communal chamber and incase themself into a chrysalis made from a layer of skin they grow around themselves.
They'll use their previous exoskeleton/limbs/ etc to form the more complex adult lattices of endo/exo skeleton and skin/muscles/organs that will allow them to grow larger and walk upright. This is also when their brain grows more and settles in, allowing for more complex thought.
When in the chrysalis, adults around them will โ€˜chooseโ€™ whether they will grow into a Dorest or Rox by introducing certain chemicals through the spiracles. This decision can be influenced by a variety of factors, including the politics of the family unit.
Once they emerge, they will grow more like a reptile/crab by shedding and molting parts of their scales and shell (often aided by hot water because theyโ€™re so big. Whether their ancestors were water based is unknown, since they have removed or altered their own evolutionary history so much that no one really knows).
Speaking of that, their adult body support system is a bit convoluted (thanks to them evolving from a purely exoskeletal species that nature never intended to get all that big)
Thankfully, it's a lot less heavy than it should because of its composition of lightweight and durable carbons (with some calcium carbonate thrown in there too).
They have plates that range from hard and thick to thin and flexible that make up a segmented outer shell that is present over all their body.
It is what they molt and is primarily used for muscle attachment in their limbs, but it mostly just covers the rest of their body elsewhere.
This is because they also have a disconnected internal tube and chamber system mainly in their head, tail, neck, and torso for more places for their muscles to attach to while maintaining that bipedal stance and organ placement.
They donโ€™t/canโ€™t replenish these through a molting process, and instead theyโ€™re maintained from the inside more like our bones.
The rest of their body grows and shrinks around them (though limited by the outer shell on top). Gaining fat or muscle on the arms and limbs has a limit due to the shell, but on the torso they can more easily do so thanks to a third main structural layer they have:
In between the shell and the internal structures, they have a thin skin/scales layer, which can be seen best joining the gaps between the hardest and most prominent parts of their outer shell as it covers the thinner plates underneath (some places on their abdomen, the underside of their tail, the front of their neck, and several places on their face. )
This is derived from the chrysalis layer that they grew, and when they emerge it softens and wraps them.
As it dries, it dies everywhere except the edges/gaps of the outer shell, where it stays somewhat vascularized as it attaches to the edges while the outer shell is still hardening .
This layer allows for fat storage under it and prevents everything from slipping out when they molt in areas where the outer shell isnโ€™t actually attached to anything/ is not fully encapsulating on its own.
they shed this every so often after a new one grows from underneath to replenish it since the blood flow isnโ€™t great. Molting becomes very infrequent after pupation, usually only happening perhaps 2-3 times (maybe 4 for Rox) in their teenage years until they stop growing. There isn't a particular age for this, since some can experience spurts later on or conversely were intentionally malnourished to stay s certain size, which is common among their under classes.
On that note, molting only happens as an adult due to extreme changes in size (for example, moving up to a reproductive position can cause an increase in size from the hormones, particularly in Rox, which can trigger a molt of the outer shell to make room.)
The population tends to be more Dorest than Rox, though this balance often shifts during wartime as more offspring are converted to Rox.
Their society is divided into distinct layers, but on a basic family unit level there is usually a lead Rox, their harem of Dorest, and then their children, following am almost eusocial strcutre.
Often, there can also be subservient Rox that are non-reproductive and serve a more grunt/foot soldier role.
Units are interconnected, and eventually become a part of larger caste divisions based on their labor skills. This happened over a long period of time, since they're naturally very competitive with each other and mixing units without specific conditions being met can end badly.
These divisions are shown through clothing and ear piercings that display the symbol that corresponds to their status, but they also etch the symbol onto their forehead. This is a permanent alteration to their scale color, and is usually done in black since all Drecu are ultimately under a Sundyne no matter their own rank.
Drecu are omnivorous, though both types tend to lean towards meat due to their higher calorie needs (Rox and gravid Dorest especially, for muscle and egg building.)
They donโ€™t chew their food and just swallow it in chunks.
Their antenna house their sense of taste as well as smell, so they can pretty much choose to not taste anything they eat by covering them or not touching them to their food.
Culturally, they are conditioned to prefer processed food (that is easy to make and distribute among their often large populations) their cuisine more focused more on meeting basic needs than being enjoyable or helping them thrive (like a lot of dog foods XD ) along with pretty much everything else (from education to housing)
Food/nutrition access is stratified by caste, so along with their other clothing and tattoo signifiers you can also tell whoโ€™s more important based on if they have glossier scales and brighter colors.
Ill get into this more below in the section on their blood chemistry, but they have a silly little expensive metabolism makes food a very effective tool for leaders to keep under classes subservient, since itโ€™s pretty easy to control people who rely on you to keep them functioning, and their thoughts also tend to slow to a crawl without the necessary energy.
Resource control also gives a distinct physical difference between classes, like I mentioned a second ago with the colors and shell size/quality.
Their tails, for example, are made from the hardened tube remnants of the segments of their abdomen chamber when they were larva and prepupa.
With enough nutrients throughout their teenage molts, it will spread out those 4 main internal segments with the outer shell and more muscle into a longer or thicker tail.
Without, it will be shorter and thinner since the segments themselves are smaller and closer together (in some cases staying the same length as their prepupa size since they need it closer for their more limited muscle and shell to hold onto.)
The smaller tails alongside their paler colors also gives under classes a more child-like and therefore disreputable and subservient look, furthering the divide.
Housing and other basic needs are naturally borderline impossible to access unless you're a part of a functioning unit, and if not, good luck. There are no individuals in the colony, a downside as well as one of heir strengths.
They are somewhat able to regulate their body temperature through shivering, their own metabolic heat, and their hair-like filaments on their head, but are more susceptible to temperature change since they canโ€™t store fat well as adults due to their shell. Their horns are mostly for display and general head protection, and are pretty hollow.
Dorest hands have two main digits that operate in a pincer motion, and while the other 4 are separate they are smaller and in an opposable thumb-like position , aiding with holding things and other manipulation (kind of like if your whole hand was just your index and middle finger and 4 thumbs).
Their claws are nonretractable and closer to nails. As for their feet, theyโ€™re just hooves made from the fused toes.
Rox also have the two pincer digits, but their other fingers have fused into a larger โ€œthumbโ€ tipped with a thick claw that they use for fighting. Their other claws are much smaller and also nonretractable. Their foot has 2 hoofed digits and one with a dull claw for kicking (like if a cassowary was also a deer. And red.)
Their blood uses two iron-based carriers: chlorocruorin in transport cells and hemerythrin that floats free in the bloodstream, which respectively gives their blood a green and/or purple color.
As their ancestors got bigger and evolved an active respiratory and circulatory system as opposed do just having spiracles/air sacs, they also started using a secondary blood chemistry to support their original, single one.
The hemerythrin works across a general range of temperatures and oxygen concentrations, widening the range of environments they can live in, but despite the cooperative binding with each other itโ€™s very inefficient.
Thus, it takes a lot of effort and resources for them to use it, part of the reason behind their relentless expansion into new territory for new food sources etc (their body functions like metabolism will slow down and speed up accordingly, and theyโ€™re able to strip pretty much every bit of energy form the stuff they eat due to a highly effective digestive system, but due to the limited ability to store fats for later and difficulty in breaking down their own muscles for energy without collapsing their whole skeleton, them coping with scarcity essentially means going into a coma.)
Despite this, it comes with the added benefit of giving them better and faster cell regeneration and healing (through the Bohr effect and because of its potency as an immune effector), as well as immunity to carbon monoxide poisoning (due to its low affinity for that molecule, which is helpful since chlorocruorin has a high affinity for it, which helps prevent excess buildup. They also convert any access CO into material for their shells and scales. ) and nitrogen stress/decompression sickness (again, low affinity etc).
The chlorocruorin helps them in the cooler and low oxygen environments where they originated, and in mitigating the resource cost of relying more on hemerythrin while still benefitting from it.
It also needs support from the hemerythrin when anywhere too hot (where there are more resources, and where the heat helps them with sustained activity/not wasting resources on body heat, and gives them freedom to live anywhere in the wide temp range on their original planet ).
So, they are perfectly fine in cold environments and environments where humans would be fainting from too little oxygen, but could run into problems if things get too hot (as opposed to Kixeli, who have problems when things get too cold even though their blood pigment works better at cooler temperatures, because theyโ€™re entirely exothermic and evolved more reliance on the ever-present heat on their home planet for making their body functions more efficient)
As far as interactions with other species goes, it's not that great. They believe that the universe's rock tumbler of events smoothed them out into the perfect organisms, and they've chosen to make that everyone elses problem.
(Using their wormhole technology and greater foothold in space/the being-a-sentient-species game in general, they created a system-spanning empire that originally contacted and 'uplifted' the other species I've shared so far) (by uplifted i mean subjugated btw) (however, this was done under the leadership of the only other species with a worse track record, their cousins, the Sundyne.)
I'm doing them next, followed by the last species !! Who knows when that will happen, but it will.
Yippee!!
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tiktowafel ยท 1 year ago
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hi and hello i'm back from the dead here are some 1b quirk headcanons (that may or may not contradict canon but i'm too lazy to check everything)
Kuroiro
dad had a very limited phasing quirk, mom had an ink quirk. neither had #000000 skin that part kinda came out of nowhere
despite obviously being connected to his ability it's just a mutation that appeared along with it and isn't required for the quirk to be usable -what i mean by this is that Monoma's skin doesn't turn black when he copies it
it's. a really confusing quirk mechanics wise. Kuroiro himself isn't exactly sure how it works, it just does and thinking about it too hard makes his head hurt lol
he can merge into dark surfaces. doing so doesn't increase the weight of the object he's merged into. it's like he straight up disappears.
when he fully submerges himself in a shadow, he finds himself in kind of a black void in which he can move freely (without using his muscles, i think. just zooms around somehow...) and which he can leave whenever he wants through the same surface he used to enter or another one connected to it. is it some sort of super limited alternate dimension that he can enter through shadows?? PERHAPS
since he doesn't lose his clothes when he uses his quirk, he has to be able to bring objects into the darkness with him. i imagine he can do it with all things that aren't living (them being black is not necessary because it seems to work with white shoes and bracelets) and as long as they're touching him - if he lets go of an object while in a shadow, it will just fall out. therefore his quirk can be used for transporting things, but not for storing them.
you can also explain him not losing his clothes by them being mirio style dna fabric but that's the more boring option so screw that
when jumping out of a shadow, his speed matches that at which he was moving inside of it. i think it would be cool if he could build up speed while moving through a shadow and then just SHOOT out of it and kick someone real hard
Pony
Pony actually has "two quirks" - the one that gives her horns and the ability to shoot them (inherited from her dad) and the one that gives her the appearance of a horse/pony (inherited from her mom). it's registered as "horn cannon" for the same reason why Tokoyami's quirk isn't "raven" and Mina's isn't "pink alien thing" - it's a passive mutation quirk so it gets "overwritten" by horn cannon, which is more "active" - does this make sense?
thanks to her secondary quirk Pony is much stronger than the average person and can run really fast when on all fours. she can also neigh like a horse, digest celulose a bit better than average and sleep while standing. it's... not much besides that
Pony's horn cannon quirk requires keratin to function, because it's what her horns are made of. regrowing her horns too many times causes her to suffer from keratin deficiency, worsening the condition of her hair, skin, nails and hooves
most telekinetic quirks cause headaches when overused, but Pony's ability to control her horns is very minor so that drawback doesn't really affect her
Kendo
her quirk is a mix of her parents quirks - her mom can extend her fingers and her dad has superhuman strength in his arms
enlarging her hands increases their weight a lot, but Kendo's abilities don't suffer from that because her back and arms are naturally extremely strong as an adaptation to her quirk (she can beat everyone in the class at quirkless hand wrestling - it's highkey unfair, but she can)
however, she still sometimes ends up with lower back pains if she uses her quirk too much
Setsuna
her dad does have a lizard quirk (that actually gives him a tail that he's able to detach and regenerate), but her mom's quirk is actually more similar to Setsuna's. it basically lets her detach and re-attach parts of her body along predetermined lines, and lacks the regenerative abilities
her quirk makes her basically indestructible because it lets her regenerate any destroyed or injured body part, plus she seemingly doesn't even need any of her organs to be connected to each other. her only weak point is her head, attacking it is the only way to knock her out (or kill her)
her head/brain is also her "core" - she can only regenerate body parts that are connected to her brain. i'll use the final exams as an example - if she managed to get her whole head outside the gate, she would be able to regenerate her whole body around it and pass (she would probably pass out from exhaustion, but still). however if she only got some other body part, like one of her arms outside the gate she wouldn't be able to do that because the arm isn't connected to the brain. hope you get what i mean lol
in-universe, her quirk probably isn't censored with black, so i'm guessing it looks quite gory and tends to freak people out when they see it for the first time. an upside to this is that thanks to having to deal with the sight of it on a daily basis, no one in class 1-B has to worry about the shock of first seeing gruesome injuries during hero work. they're all desensitized through safe means๐Ÿ‘
a drawback that is shared by most regeneration quirks is that due to the rapid cell division that occurs when regenerating body parts, she is at a high risk of developing cancer. however that's far less troublesome than it sounds, as she can always just painlessly detach the cancerous part and grow a new healthy one. doctors hate this one weird trick or something
as you can probably tell from my art, i really like the headcanon that her skin looks kinda patchwork-y because her regenerated pieces are never exactly the same as the original body parts
due to those imperfections, she's extra careful about her brain pieces bc it's such a complicated organ that the tiniest change in its structure can seriously mess things up. like cause memory loss or personality changes, setsuna finds that terrifying and honestly who wouldn't!!
Tsuburaba
another 50/50 mix - his mom can create colorful smoke/mist with her breath and his dad can produce a glass-like liquid from his skin and solidify it at will
i gotta admit that i'm not sure what the "solid air" actually should be. if it was actual solid air, it would be incredibly cold, unless there's some pressure fuckery happening here. and since i kind of don't understand that hypothetical pressure fuckery i generally prefer to think that it's some different substance that's a solid in normal conditions and was just named "solid air" because the way it's created makes it seem like it.
while the amount of solid air he can create does depend on his lung capacity, the quirk itself doesn't give him any extra amount of it. in other words he has the lungs of a regular athletic teenage boy, nothing special
his actual "quirk factor" is his throat, using his quirk too much first dries it up, then proceeds to damage its walls, which can result in him not being able to use his quirk for a while. throat damage due to external factors does the same thing
he can make the stuctures created with his quirk disappear at will. it's not required, but he likes to snap his fingers when doing so. makes it look cooler.
he's only ever been shown to create stationary structures, but i like to think that he can also make mobile ones (in other words i think he should be able to make solid air weapons and tools because that's cool)
Tetsutetsu
exact copy of his mom's quirk. gotta go with the joke
along with the temperature resistance, inability to regulate his hardness and dependence on iron consumption, another difference between his quirk and Kirishima's is that turning into steel also significantly increases his weight, which allows him to hit harder at the cost of slowing him down a little
the wiki says that it was never clarified what "iron consumption" means, so it's up to me to decide - i think they meant that he needs to eat food that contains iron, judging by the fact that the (stereotypically!) rich in iron spinach is his favorite food. i don't think he eats the actual metal, lol
even when his quirk is off, his hair is slightly affected by it at all times, which makes it resemble thin metal wires. he styles it by bending it with his hands
Reiko
since it's an extremely basic quirk, i think she also directly inherited it from one of her parents i don't have concepts for them so idk which one oof
she can only use her quirk on entire objects, not parts of them
while she doesn't have to always keep the objects she's manipulating in her field of view, she has to see them in order to "pick them up" in the first place
i believe that the "can only lift things that weigh less than an average person" limitation she has in canon is supposed to explain why she doesn't just use it to throw people around, and yeah that makes sense. what doesn't make sense is why she can't pull them by their clothes instead, so i'm going to make up an explanation for that too - clothes are usually pretty thin, so trying to grab them without also grabbing the person themselves and therefore exceeding the weight limit usually requires quite a lot of precision, which Reiko doesn't have (yet - one day she'll learn, i imagine)
the term "weight limit" is a simplification, it's actually a mass limit. in other words when she can't lift something it's not because can't exert a strong enough force to counteract its weight, but because she can't manipulate this much matter at once. she wouldn't be all-powerful in space or when cooperating with ochako
speaking of the force that she can apply to objects, it can be pretty insane if she concentrates hard enough for a long enough time
she doesn't actually need to move her hands to use her quirk, but it helps her focus and visualize its effect better
as it's a major telekinetic ability, overusing her quirk gives Reiko headaches
(i'm making up so many rules and limitations because telekinesis is a BROKEN ability if you think about it enough lol)
Shiozaki
mix of her dad's ability to speed up plant growth and her mom's ability to manipulate her hair
since her vines are green, it's safe to assume they contain chlorophyl and therefore are able to photosynthetize. however, due to the way they're shaped, i doubt it's very efficient (bad surface area to volume ratio), so i suppose Ibara has to provide most of the nutrients herself. in other words i think she eats way more than the average person and drinks more water, too
failing to provide those will cause her ability to extend and move her vines to suffer, and in more extreme cases, they will just fall off. she can regrow them when that happens, but it takes time.
while theirs are obviously very different from ours, plants do have senses, and Ibara can use those plant senses of her vines as kind of an extension of her own
Kamakiri
another exact copy, of his mom's quirk this time. she actually used to be a pro hero, too (one day i might elaborate on this)
it does come with the innate desire to cut things, however thanks to his mom sharing the same quirk he received proper support so it never grew into a problem. on the other hand despite seeming scary, it's not that much to handle. he just satisfies that desire by cutting vegetables lol
by default his blades are extremely sharp, but if he focuses hard enough he can make them more blunt and less lethal
unrelated to the blades, but due to part-bug biology, he's much lighter than you'd expect someone of his posture to be.
and that's it for today~ i do have thoughts about the others' quirks but i felt like they weren't coherent enough to put here lol. maybe another day? also if anything here directly contradicts canon or if you just have other ideas, you are more than welcome to share your thoughts, i really like discussing quirks :]
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thunder-opossum ยท 9 months ago
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I Have a Proposition
-by thunder-wolf64
Cw for Monk Gourm Surv spoilers.
Story below the cut.
As Monk crawled into a shelter, rain shook the ground outside. Unexpectedly, someone followed behind. Monk turned around and jolted seeing the creature behind them.
Enot's smile grew, it's flat red teeth shining against the dim light. "Hello, short one!"
Monk's ears pinned, "H-hello!" He returned the greeting. Monk shuffled into the corner a bit more, "Do you need to stay in this shelter? it's raining outside now, I don't think you'll make it to a different shelter." Monk patted the insulated ground of the room. "I don't mind company, I'd never want anyone to die to the rain, not without as much help as I can offer."
Enot chuckled softly, "You sure follow your namesake." It slithered into the box, soft moss and lichens padded the cold metal ground. Though that didn't matter to Enot. "Do you share shelters a lot?"
Monk was quiet for a moment, "... You must've heard about me from the scavengers, they love to chat." The yellow slugcat laid down on the ground, his short fur and body heat warning the ground. "Mhm back home I usually sleep in piles with the others, but now I'm here and more often scavengers and lizards will hibernate with me. I have yet to see another slugcat though!"
"You must miss colony life, you're a sociable little creature." Enot scooted closer to Monk and lays down, its long tail curled around both of them. "Colonies aren't around inside the walls anymore, the rain is too severe and the shelters are too small."
"The walls?" Monk echoed. He noticed Enot's long and disjointed tail curling around him, but he didn't mind. "Is that where I am?"
Enot nodded its head, its long ears smoothing out to avoid hitting the top of the cramped shelter. "Inside the walls, a place where the rain takes over, as you know. Your life on the outside, in the wilds, is more tame than the destruction here."
Monk chuckled, "I mean, not dealing with jungle leeches is nice-"
"Is feeling yourself slowly becoming paralyzed from a spider better? Is dealing the rot better? Is swimming in polluted waters better? is getting swept off the ground by vultures better? Is lizards fighting over your limp body better? Is being drowned by worms better?" Enot leaned closer and its smile wrapped around its long snout. "You haven't even experienced half of the terrors here. No matter how nice you are, how much kindness you treat a creature with, you'll always be reduced to a karma flower for your empathy."
Monk stood up and stepped away from Enot. "You can't know that."
Enot hummed, "hmm, well I do." Enot sat up on its haunches and leaned over the yellow furred slugcat. "You need to go home. You won't find your sister here. She's already gone."
Monk's heart raced, what does this slugcat mean by that? "She's not gone, she'll never be gone for as long as I'm searching for her." The whole reason Monk came here was for Survivor, he couldn't give up. "And how could you know?!"
"Everyone really needs to stop asking that question again and again." Enot rolled its strange blue eyes. "I made sure your sister had her ending. You need yours. You'll see her again, you just need a way to go home." Enot taps his claws, "Except you can't actually leave."
"You're not making any sense! Is Survivor already home? Is she still here?" Monk starts to lose his composure.
Enot frowns, "ugh, timelines, how do I make this sort of linear?" Enot starts to mumble to itself while Monk sees if he can make a run for the exit. "Gourm opened the door after Surv- but Surv isn't home so Monk can't see her..."
Monk leapt around Enot and dashed for the pipe, but the messed up slugcat grabs Monk by the tail and drags him back down. "Get off of me!" Monk yelps.
"Wait wait wait! Darn... OKAY." Enot gently tosses Monk back into the corner and blocks the exit. "Out of every scug I figured you'd be the easiest to convince towards their 'bad' ending." Enot groans and yanks on their ears in frustration. "Ummm, sure go home. It's a long journey, and your sister won't be the same. But screw the timeline, my existence itself is breaking this world!"
Monk looks on twitch fear, "...what?"
"You beat my games, I'll have to think this through better next time!" Enot begins to cough something up, an egg with a weird red marking. "Sorry about this, but it is .. your payment for your ending or whatever. Find the iterators yada yada and you'll be fine-" Enot reaches out and taps Monk on the nose, "-boop!" Enot drops the egg and everything starts to warp.
Monk gasps as he wakes up where he started last cycle. "... I think I need to go home asap."
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Moink avoided Enot's tricks through plot holes! Yippie!
Also new monk design!
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enkas-illusion ยท 1 year ago
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Better Than Your 2D Men
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Fandom / Pairing: Attack On Titan / Eren x f!reader
Rating: SFW / Fluff
Genre/Theme: Established relationship; non-titan au
Content warning: fluff, teasing, language, suggestive (?), they make out a little.
Summary: When you crush over your fav anime men, Eren gets jealous cause homeboy wants all the attention to himself.
Author's Note: Hello, hereโ€™s a short fluffy one-shot with my fav 2D man cause I wanted to have an ambitious crossover of my fav animes. Thank you for reading <3
~ Erenโ€™s Birdie
Song Dedication: 3D (Alternate Ver.) by Jung Kook
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โ€œBabyโ€ฆ pay attention to meโ€ฆโ€
You ignore your boyfriend's pouty voice as he lies across the bed, near your feet โ€“ instead, you focus on the laptop screen on your lap.
โ€œHow much longerrrr?โ€ You hear him sigh and feel fingers caressing the bottom of your feet.
โ€œYou know I'm not ticklish,โ€ you reply plainly, eyes still glued to the screen.
โ€œHmm, that's whyโ€ฆโ€ you hear him mumble before you feel a set of teeth bite around your right foot toes.
โ€œEren, ewโ€ฆ what the fuck,โ€ you cringe, pulling your foot away from him as you slide the laptop to your side, abruptly halting the anime you were watching to finally look at him.
Your boyfriend smiles ingeniously, proud of his accomplishment at finally getting your attention redirected towards him.
โ€œSo thatโ€™s what it takes for you to finally pay attention to what really matters,โ€ he ponders as he crawls up to lie between your legs, tilting his head to rest his face on your right thigh.
โ€œI was focusing on what really matters,โ€ you roll your eyes as you grab your laptop once again to rest it on your other thigh. However, Erenโ€™s quick to move further up till his torso is splayed over you, almost like a lizard trying to cover as much surface area of a wall it possibly can.
โ€œRennie, please let me finish these episodes, I havenโ€™t had the time to watch them for likeโ€ฆ weeks now,โ€ you sigh as you try to move his heavy body to the side.
He doesn't budge but simply wraps his arms around your waist, tucking his hands into the gap between your body and the mattress, resting his cheek on your belly, โ€œOkay, you can continue watching.โ€ย 
You sigh in defeat as you tilt your laptop screen, pressing play and focusing your attention back on the show despite the awkward position youโ€™re in.ย 
It isnโ€™t another 10 minutes into the episode before you hear your boyfriend speak again, โ€œSometimes I wonder if the only reason you watch this show is cause the men are attractive. Thereโ€™s no way a slice-of-life person like you enjoys such violence and death.โ€
You donโ€™t reply, trying your best to ignore his commentary and focusing on the fight scene.
โ€œOh my god, Iโ€™m right! Who is it? Do you like Gojo? Or Nanami? Or whoโ€“ what are the names of other hot men in this one?โ€ Eren chuckles in disbelief, looking up to scan your face to see if you give away anything.
โ€œShh, let me concentrateโ€ฆ itโ€™s an important fight,โ€ you mumble without looking at him and the scene is almost over.
โ€œYeah right,โ€ he scoffs as he pauses the episode right when Choso enters the frame, โ€œtell me, do you find this guy hot?โ€
โ€œEren, are you seriously jealous of a 2D character?โ€ you counter, trying not to laugh at his actions.
โ€œWell, if heโ€™s stealing my precious time with my girl then yeโ€“โ€
โ€œWeโ€™ve literally been in bed the whole day,โ€ you interrupt him.
โ€œAnd is it so wrong to want to be closer to my girlfriend?โ€ he gasps.
โ€œYes, you were lying around, scrolling on your phoneโ€ฆ doing random shit the whole day but the minute I decided to watch JJK, you suddenly want my attention,โ€ you roll your eyes at him.
โ€œDonโ€™t change the topicโ€“ whoโ€™s your fav among them?โ€ he dodges your accusations.
A smile creeps up on your lips as you decide to indulge him, โ€œWell, theyโ€™re all so hot, itโ€™s hard to choose really. Thereโ€™s this guy, Chosoโ€ฆ and Geto, and Toji! Now that I think about it, all of them are equally attractive.โ€
โ€œAll brunettes,โ€ he notes.
โ€œWhat?โ€ you ask, confused.
โ€œAll the men you just named have dark hair,โ€ he states.
โ€œYesโ€ฆ so?โ€ย 
โ€œIโ€™m basically like the real-life version of them โ€“ I have long, dark hair, a good physique, handsome faceโ€“โ€
โ€œOkay, Narcissus, chill,โ€ you snort. Eren pulls away from you to move further up till heโ€™s hovering over you, caging your head between his arms.
โ€œNo, my point beingโ€ฆ if you have all of this right here,โ€ he points at himself as he smirks, โ€œwhy waste your time on some stupid anime?โ€
โ€œI can have both,โ€ you grin, pressing your palms over his chest.
โ€œOne is clearly better than the other,โ€ he dips his head down for a peck.
โ€œI seriously canโ€™t believe youโ€™re jealous of a bunch of sexy 2D men,โ€ you giggle once again.
โ€œNo, I'm notโ€ฆ Can your 2D men do this?โ€ he whispers, tilting your face and burying his face into your neck. He licks your skin before sucking on it roughly, causing goosebumps to rise all over your body.
โ€œCan they?โ€ he asks once again as his hand glides under your t-shirt to cup one of your breasts, playing with the nipple. Eren nibs at the spot behind your ear and you let out a soft moan. โ€œYes?โ€ย 
โ€œNo,โ€ you huff, closing your eyes at the feeling.
โ€œSo, am I not better than your 2D men?โ€ he whispers in your ear before biting your earlobe. His hand abandons your tit, instead travelling down to dip into the waistband of your shorts, pressing two fingers over your mound.
โ€œY-yes,โ€ you sigh. He laughs at how desperate your voice comes out and you tilt your head to kiss him on the lips to end this awkward conversation.ย 
And Eren, being the good boyfriend that he is, lets you mask your embarrassment into his embrace โ€“ delighted at being the centre of your attention once again.
~fin~
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majorproblems77 ยท 1 year ago
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Hello LU fans! I'm back with another LU update analysis! :D
Are you ready cause there's so much to unpack I'm gonna be here a while. Like last time I'm gonna put a timer on lmao, see how long this takes me.
As always grab your popcorn and drink of choice, cause we need hydration in this life.
all art belongs to @linkeduniverse and Jojo, and if I pull panels from any other pages I'll let you know where it's from! :D
Obviously spoilers for Dawn 8 :D
And a note, I've not played TP or WW, you'll see why thats important later.
Let us begin, shall we!
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Man, Poor wild, he's probably beating himself up like there's no tomorrow right now. He looks HORIFIED.
Probably because in technicality, he failed.
I love how he's holding his sword here too. Kinda acting as a shield to the conversation.
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Same expression as wild. He also looks horrified. Infact the resemblance between these two in uncanny.
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Man time really is the dad isnt he. Unimpressed dad look at 12'oclock. Jokes aside he doesn't look angry about it. He looks like he now gathering information from those who finished the fight. As we know once he left with Twilight he was the only other one to not make it back to the fight.
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Thats a fair sentence, thinking about it, I think the only other game where Iron Knuckles appear is in one of Hyrule's games? I'm surprised he's not mentioned anything about it.
Most of the others do have armoured enemies though. So while the others dont have direct experience I assume they have the basics.
All but, Sky and Wars None of them fight armoured enemies like that in their games.
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I assume because he's defeated this thing like it was a guardian (Stasis and then wailing on it cause that's what i would do lmao) He assumed it was defeated when it exploded into pieces. Like guardians are prone to do. tbh he was probably gonna go back to look for loot at some point.
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You tell them Wind. The small hero, underestimated by everyone BUT Time. Was correct thank you.
Justice for the windy boy.
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God Wild really is beating himself up about this. I love the fact that we see four's reaction to this statement. As to be honest. Over the last few nights, Four and Wild have had plenty of bonding moments. These guys are gonna become best friends.
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And now we get Time.
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The way he's looking over these panels. That look. He know's he's the leader of this group but something that Time isn't used to is making Permanent mistakes.
He has the Ocarina of Time, and when he was back in Termina every time something went wrong he could just play the song of Time and restart the three-day cycle with no trouble at all.
Time, as a person. Isnt technically used to failing.
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This panel is stunning. It's what I assume is going on inside his head. It's so pretty. It's so detailed it's just oh man easily one of my favourite panels.
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now you know i had to talk about panels with my beloved blorbo in.
first off he's so pretty. Jojo has really outdone herself with just how amazing these updates have looked. The lighting the shading its all just so incredible.
The first half of this panel with Sky's face. He, He is beating himself up about the injury. He had nothing to do with it but he cares so much about the rest of the group he feels bad. He kinda looks like he's thinking about it. Like he can see it. Like time did but we dont see inside Sky's head.
Makes me think about what exactly he saw.
And Twilight's face, he looks so sad. His little pout. Poor wolf boy, which we can now call you properly as the rest of them know now.
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And to be honest I'm glad he's standing his ground. Mr, My injury isn't that bad before falling over. the stubborn ranch hand strikes again.
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The parallels from this frame and the one from later have been mentioned elsewhere but I'm just gonna post the frame here as it's turned up. Run you coward lizard. Run.
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Captain link is back. Poor warriors, he's still showing signs of being stressed. He's one of the only one's who hasn't been able to rest over the downtime that they've had. He's been busy being in charge of the group while Time was out.
I can only assume it's only a matter of time before this comes back to get him. Maybe he is next on the chopping block? (Pun kinda intended) Something could happen and he messes up and gets hurt of causes someone to get hurt.
oh and also
THE SCARF
THE SCARF THE SCARF
IT HAS RETURNED ALL HAIL THE BLUE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BLANKET WARRIORS NEEDED YOU.
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None of us did, Hyrule.
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The boys ever, I'm glad they are talking about this like this. And that it's legend who's starting to throw ideas out there like this. As the one who's got the most experience in the group, it makes sense that he would be the one to start offering ideas as to Why not just how.
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Because you pissed it off Sky. Because half of you pissed it off. In fact I do believe he had a bunch of panels in Shifting Shadows pt2 where you indeed pissed it off.
The entire reason it started running from you and Twilight had to track it was because of FI's reaction to his sword.
Wait... that explains the guilt. It is actually potentially Sky's fault. Or if he's anything like I think he is. He remembers that fight with the shadow and knows.
He knows.
Also, with clenched fist Sky is ready for a fight. Next time the shadow turns up I assume he's gonna go after it when it's inevitablebly goes after Twilight/Wild. Maybe he'll jump in after being told not too because the Master sword appears to be the only thing as of right now that can fight the red stuff that comes off the shadows sword.
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did you hear Warriors shiver? I did.
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And you'd know all about that wouldn't you Four. :D
Also
Mandatory Sky appreciation picture
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Him's my beloved blorbo. He's wonderful. Such a lil guy. Bestest bean. My beloved. /pl
Anyway moving on
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Oh yeah, the amount of power that the items list contains We've seen the arsenal that they have between them (in the December art).
We saw what just Time could do.
Now add the rest of them and the enemies dont stand a chance. They've just gotta figure out how to either avoid the weapons of each other or work as a team with the arsenal in hand to fight better.
Like imagine if Twilight used his gale boomerang to send Wild into the air.
(Writer brain go brr, gonna write that down)
It's basically Revalis Gale.
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This man is so damn dramatic I love him
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And here's the parallel frame
the shadow running towards Warriors vs running away from Twilight.
You know thinking about it... Shadow didn't shapeshift until Twilight did. The push towards Warriors was when shadow thought they were on level footing.
But when Twilight went after Dink, he was the one who had to flee because he lost his advantage.
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ANGRY SKY ANGRY SKY ANGRY SKY
The man is pissed that Shadow hurt Twilight. He is so damn mad and I think that he is saying what he would assume Fi would. (With more emotion because well, Fi)
Also that last frame.
TIME AND SKY ANGST ON THE HORIZON?
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time is looking towards the master sword. And he looks angry. This will absolutely have gone unnoticed by the others because if they saw he was angry it was probably just because of the conversation topic.
god I love the dynamic here and I'm excited to see if it goes anywhere
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Him's I love his simple way of agreeing its wonderful.
I approve to wind let's go blow some stuff up!
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Hyrule shows the group why he is called the traveller. The man just wants to go on his adventures let him go!
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Sky is so proud of himself
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this face says 'Look guys I didn't give it to the weird toilet hand! :D'
I love this man a healthy amount.
One last thing before I go
I love this update as a whole, seeing the group gear up and getting to see the layers of the armour and straps and fastenings being put on while they are having this discussion is amazing.
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I'd give you a collection of pictures but Tumblr is being rude and I can't post more than 30. So you can have these as all four panels show what I'm talking about.
Twilight adjusting his gauntlets warriors adjusting his scarf.
Hyrule attaching his shield to his back and putting his sword strap on.
God, I love this update so much. It was amazing and I very much enjoyed it. Let me know what you think! :D
Thank you as ever for reading my rambles i appreciate you :D
Have a wonderful day and dont forget to hydrate! See you next time!
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wandafiction ยท 1 year ago
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She's My Wife - Part 2
Warnings: None, fluff, hints of homophobia (but very very small)
You and Scarlett walk hand in hand into the restaurant, both of your eyes scanning the room for the people you are meant to be meeting. A small clearing of the throat causes you to look at the waiter who has come over to assist.
"Good evening. Table for 2?" He looks down at the bookings in the large diary, trying to find a booking before you have even confirmed it.ย 
"Uh, no. We are here for our friends. Under the name Downey." The waiter's eyes flick up to look you up and down a single raised eyebrow, before finally landing on your beautiful girlfriend and his demeanour changes.ย 
"Right, right. Of course." He stands up brushing his hands over his uniform to tidy it up, holding two menus under his arm the other outstretched to show you where you should start walking. "Sorry Miss Johansson I didn't recognise you, my apologies for causing inconvenience."
"It's Mrs." You smirk holding in a laugh as Scarlett wraps her arm around yours pulling you closer together as you walk, her other hand moving to rest on your forearm.
"Oh I didn't know you had gotten married. Well congratulations." The waiter hasn't looked back since he started leading you through the maze of tables and towards some stairs; you assume that a private room has been booked for the meal. "Is your husband away somewhere?"ย 
"Sorry?" Scarlett raises her brows, her voice going higher in pitch in disbelief and you let out a small chuckle.ย 
"Well I'm assuming your husband is away since you're here withโ€ฆ" he looks over his shoulder his eyes travelling up and down your body but you watch as his brows scrunch when he sees your joined arms. "Friend?"
"Firstly, that is none of your business you are simply showing us to our table. Secondly, I didn't bring my husband because I brought my wife. Thirdly, you need to learn to hide what you're thinking better. Your face gives everything away." Scarlett spits at the waiter who simply mumbles an apology and is quick to show you to the private room that Robert has booked.
โ€œY/n.โ€ You smile widely as you hear the very recognizable squeal of your sister as she gets up from her chair and runs and jumps into your arms, which easily wrap around her body keeping her up.ย 
โ€œWell hello to you, lizard.โ€ You giggle as Lizzie gently smacks your arm wiggling in your hold silently asking to be put down. โ€œYou are such a child.โ€ย 
โ€œHey.โ€ Lizzie whines jutting out her bottom lip in a pout. โ€œYouโ€™re younger than me.โ€
โ€œYet you are the one who runs and jumps into my hold like a koala.โ€ Lizze whines more, forcing herself to pout more as she crosses her arms over her chest acting - well - like a complete child.ย 
โ€œI thought you liked my hugs.โ€ Her act is good, but you see the small smile pulling at the corner of her lips and you step forward bringing her into another hug; her arms instantly wrapping around you.
โ€œI do, they are my favourite.โ€ Itโ€™s only now, by the clearing of someone's throat, that you remember you are in a room full of people. Some who you have met before, because they called the police on you, others are looking between you, Lizzie and Scarlet in utter confusion.ย 
โ€œHello, I donโ€™t think we have been introduced.โ€ Lizzie scrunches her brow at the sound of the smooth British accent, her head turning to look at the man you know to be Tom Hiddleston and you unwrap one arm from Lizzie holding out to him.
โ€œHi, Iโ€™m Y/n it's nice to meet you.โ€ He puts on his best smile, taking your hand lifting it to his lips and kissing the back of it.
โ€œThe pleasure is all mine darling.โ€ He lowers your hand letting it go and you instantly bring it to Scarlettโ€™s back gently rubbing up and down, not at all surprised when you feel wrap her arm possessively around your waist; rolling your eyes when you hear Lizzie giggle.
โ€œAs much as I love the cuddle fest going on, would you like to introduce us to your friend Scarlett.โ€ Scarlettโ€™s hand on your hip gives a gentle squeeze and Lizzie finally unwraps her hold around you, placing a small kiss on your cheek before heading back to her seat next to Robbie, you and your wife now looking at Chris who has a knowing smirk on his lips as his eyes look at Scarletโ€™s hand.ย 
โ€œEveryone this is Y/n. My wife.โ€ She says with the widest smile, her eyes shining as she looks up at you with nothing but pure adoration and your stomach fills with butterflies at the sight and the word wife. Even after 2 years it still melts your insides to hear her call you it.
โ€œWife?!โ€ A chorus of voices and questions can be heard as you shake your head leaning down to give Scarlett a soft kiss.
โ€œHere we go again.โ€ You mumble against her lips, slowly pulling away as you look to the table of marvel people - who are all looking between you and Scarlett with wide eyes.
โ€œHaha! I knew this piece of information. I am better than you all!โ€ Robert says with a smug smile as takes a sip of his wine before looking at you. โ€œIt is lovely to see you again Y/n and under better circumstances this time.โ€
โ€œIt certainly is Robert.โ€ You tip your imaginary hat at the man who raises his glass in reply to your gesture.ย 
โ€œHey I knew too!โ€ Chris protests throwing his napkin at Robert who chucks it back at him, so Chris throws one of the breadsticks from the table instead which hits Robert's forehead and breaks. โ€œHa! Take that bitch.โ€
โ€œThatโ€™s gotta be foul play?โ€ Robert asks the table.
โ€œNope, Iโ€™m the judge on this one and I say Chris gets the point.โ€ Sebastian takes a seat opposite to Chris, next to the other Tom, giving him a small fist bump.
โ€œSee I win.โ€ย 
โ€œHey, now donโ€™t make the sore loser feel any worse.โ€ Seb lightly scolds.ย 
โ€œScarlett, we left you guys a seat. Come sit.โ€ Chris throws his napkin at Sebโ€™s head as he gets up from his seat walking around to where Lizzie is sitting, next to Robbie, pulling out the two free chairs and gestures for you two to sit.ย 
โ€œThank you Chris.โ€ Scarlett smiles up at the man as you help her out of her coat, placing it on the back of her chair and once she is sat you tuck her chair in for her sitting herself next to Tom Hiddleston.ย 
โ€œI just want to apologise for how I was the first time we met. I was just in shock. You make her happy.โ€ Chris whispers to you as he pulls you into a small hug before ushering you to sit down between Scarlett and Lizzie and he pushes your chair in for you.ย 
โ€œOkay, so Chris, Robert and Lizzie know who you are. Why donโ€™t we? Scarlett, why did we not know you were married? And Robert, why didnโ€™t you tell me?โ€ You chuckle as you watch Gwyneth hit Roberts shoulder with a false look of betrayal painted on her face.
โ€œYeah honey, why didnโ€™t you tell me work wife? Let alone your real wife.โ€ You look at Scarlett as you hear her laughing, covering her mouth with her hand and trying to cover it up as a cough, as Susan joins in by hitting Robertโ€™s shoulder.
โ€œHey, ladies hey! Ow. Ouch.โ€ Robert shifts left to right in his seat as the two women repeatedly hit him a few times all of them laughing before Robert quickly leans forward grabbing some of the breadsticks from the table and hitting the two of them with it which makes both the womenโ€™s jaw drop and stop what they are doing.
โ€œDid you just attack us with breadsticks?โ€ Susan asks and Robert smiles with a grimace.
โ€œYou hit me first!โ€ He defends but it just earns another smack from Susan.
โ€œAnd you lied to us. It was warranted.โ€ Everyone at the table laughs as Robert looks to them to help defend him.
โ€œSheโ€™s right, you earned it.โ€ Paul states simply earning a middle finger from Robert.
โ€œHe is right, you lied, even if you simply didnโ€™t tell her something. Women know everything, and if they donโ€™t they will find out one way or another. So simple fact is if you know something, especially drama. Tell her..โ€ Robbie laughs relaxing in his chair hiding his smirk behind his bottle of beer and you see Lizzie squint her eyes at him for a moment before humming with a short nod looking over to paul.
โ€œI think that's him trying to convince himself to tell me something but he is right Robert, we know everything.โ€ย 
โ€œWell they didnโ€™t know about Scarlett and Y/n.โ€ He replies with a chuckle.
โ€œBecause you didnโ€™t tell us.โ€ Both Susan and Gwyneth say at the same time hitting him one more time.
โ€œOW!โ€
โ€œHey, Iโ€™m the other Tom. It is really nice to meet you. I would say Scarlett has told us a lot about you, but you are like a little secret which is kind of cool because that's what me and Z are trying to do. Sorry Z is my girlfriend, it's short for Zendaya, but she couldnโ€™t make it tonight. So tell us about yourself.โ€ I chuckle at Tom who is sitting next to Gwyneth; opposite Lizzie.
โ€œAnd breathe child.โ€ Seb inhales and exhales slowly as the rest of the cast giggle as Tom goes bright red.
โ€œHey, leave the kid alone. He is just excited to meet someone his age.โ€ Your jaw drops as you look at Chris who shrugs. โ€œWhat? It's true.โ€
โ€œWait your 25?!โ€ Tom asks with a wide smile. โ€œWoah Scarlett you're like a sugar mama.โ€
โ€œWoah, hey, no. If anything, I'm the sugar mama in this relationship. Thank you very much.โ€ย 
โ€œReally?โ€ His brows raise in surprise and you shake your head laughing.
โ€œNo. Not really. I donโ€™t earn nearly anywhere near what you guys do, but thatโ€™s not what's important.โ€
โ€œI like that, so. What do you do for a job?โ€ Tom shuffles forward in his seat taking a sip from his beer.
โ€œWellโ€ฆโ€ Just before you can tell them your life story starts, the door to the room enters and a different, young, waiter enters the room, a wide smile on his face as he taps the end of his pan on his notepad.
โ€œGood evening to the best people I have ever met, and the people who I think play the avengers.โ€ He stands at the head of the table opening up his notepad and clicking his pen open. โ€œSo Iโ€™m Zak and I'm gonna be here all night making sure yโ€™all are fed, watered and entertained. So first with the children, I see you two have adult menus. Are you sure you donโ€™t want a childโ€™s menu?โ€
โ€œHey! Iโ€™m 25, and so is she.โ€ Tom points to me and I scoff with a smile, hitting his hand away from me.
โ€œOkay so two children, got it. So yโ€™all okay with having a big meal now?โ€ He smiles cheekily between me and Tom, clicking his pen a few times.ย 
โ€œSee this guy gets it!โ€ Mackie appears from what you assume is the bathroom taking his place at the head of the table, high fiving Chris and Seb as they both laugh at you and Tom.ย 
โ€œYeah, they will have dino nuggies, fries with some peas. And do you guys want juice or water?โ€ Seb leans forward to ask you two.
โ€œBut I don't like peas.โ€ You pout crossing your arms, giving in and acting like a child.
โ€œOh but the dino nuggies get a yes?โ€ Chris raises his brows laughing as you give him the middle finger sticking your tongue out at him.
โ€œIโ€™m the same, no peas, and I would prefer a soda please uncles.โ€ Tom smiles childishly as he clasps his hands together batting his eyelashes at Mackie, Seb and Chris.
โ€œDarn get the kids whatever they want. I feel like spoiling them tonight.โ€ You and Tom high five as Mackie gives in, earning a gentle shove to his shoulders from the other two.ย 
โ€œSo do yโ€™all two actually want dino nuggets and fries. No peas and soda?โ€ Zak raises his brows, clicking his pen a few times holding it up to his notepad.
โ€œYes please!โ€ You and Tom say at the same time with wide smiles and nodding your heads enthusiastically.
โ€œWell, I will put a word in with the chef and make it an adult meal. So lots of dino nuggies and lots of fries.โ€ You and Tom nod as Zak writes it down with a chuckle and shaking his head with a smile.
โ€œReally?โ€ You and Tom look at Seb simply nodding with matching smiles.
โ€œLiteral children.โ€ Chris mumbles with a chuckle.
โ€œSo what can I get for the rest of yโ€™all?โ€ Zak looks to the rest of the group.
It takes a while to get around the table, you are still skimming the drink menu, wanting alcohol as well as a soda, as Zak gets around to Lizzie and Robbie. You turn your head to look and Scarlett and she is already looking at you with a fuzzy smile and you easily match it. You lean across to be able to whisper in her ear.ย 
โ€œSo Iโ€™m pretty sure when you only drink water or soda someone might question it since you love your alcohol. So what do you want to do?โ€ Scarlett hums her hand holding yours and bringing it into her lap as her finger runs along your wedding band.
โ€œI think we just see how it goes. If someone questions it then I donโ€™t want to hide it. But if it doesnโ€™t get brought up we can tell them at the end of the night.โ€ You nod in agreement, a kiss on her cheek sealing the deal silently before a tap on your shoulder brings you back to the real world.
โ€œSorry.โ€ You look to Lizzie who just points at Zak and you give him an apologetic smile but he just waves you off.
โ€œSo what can I get the lovely Mrs Johanssons, no offence to anyone but Black Widow is my favourite and Y/n seems cool.โ€
โ€œSeems cool? Dude, come on, you love me.โ€ You hold out your arms and Zak shakes his head finally giving in and moving to hug you before moving to hug Scarlett and pressing a kiss to her cheek.
โ€œLovely to see you two ladies again. Canโ€™t believe it's been, what, like, 5 years now?โ€ Scarlett moves her hand to brush through Zakโ€™s hair neatening it out from the hug with a nod.ย 
โ€œYeah, five years roughly.โ€ Scarlett replies before the three of you look around the table to see everyone with questioning looks waiting for a quick answer. โ€œWe came here on our first date and Zak was our waiter. Well is our waiter, everytime we come here he serves us. Which reminds me, Zak, who's the new guy?โ€
โ€œOh you mean the guy who looks like the Captain America wannabe, but all he can really do is eat protein powder, go to the gym and think he is cool. I am a big dumb dumb named Chad, I have muscles, everyone loves me.โ€ Zak says in a caveman-like voice making everyone around the table laugh.
โ€œThatโ€™s the one. You can add homophobic to the list of things, alongside, obnoxious stereotypical white boy.โ€ I deadpan and Zak snorts out a laugh as I see the rest of the cast with their jaws dropped. โ€œSorry, I mean. Wow what a lovely young man. He is going to go so far in life.โ€
โ€œGirl, I know!โ€ Zak places his hand on my shoulder laughing โ€œNow are you just gonna get your usual Scarlett.โ€
โ€œYes please, but I will take water please.โ€ Scarlett hands our menus to Zak, his eyes flickering between the two of us before smiling with a nod.
โ€œOf course. The drinks should be up shortly. If you need anything donโ€™t be scared to come and grab me or there is a small pager thing here if you donโ€™t want to leave the room.โ€ He hands me an object that looks more like a bell, pressing it and a small pager on Zakโ€™s apron goes off.
โ€œSee easy.โ€ As Zak goes to leave I press the button the noise of the pager makes him jump, he doesnโ€™t even turn around but as he walks out he sticks his middle finger up and sticks it through the gap in the door before quickly retracting it and disappearing.
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โ€œWait, you didnโ€™t tell me you got a promotion.โ€ Scarlett hits your arm and you laugh rubbing your arm.
โ€œOoooow.โ€ You get hit from behind and turn around to glare at Lizzie who just shrugs.
โ€œWhat did we tell Robert earlier?โ€ Robbie says smugly and you roll your eyes, but chuckle when you hear Lizzieโ€™s hand make contact with his arm.
โ€œOw.โ€ He mumbles under his breath earning him another slap and you can only think it was inappropriate.
โ€œWell I had other things on my mind.โ€ You shrug, subtly sliding your hand under Scarlettโ€™s shirt, your hand on her abdomen, your thumb rubbing small circles. โ€œIt just didnโ€™t seem important. I mean so I got a new title and am getting a bit more money. No biggie, just how jobs work.โ€
โ€œBut it is a big deal. You got promoted.โ€ Gwyneth points out taking a bite of her food.
โ€œI get a promotion every year, nothing new.โ€ You shrug, taking a sip from your drink and filling Scarlettโ€™s water back up with the jug left on the table.ย 
โ€œWait, you โ€˜ve been promoted every year? Baby what do you do now? I thought you worked in the IT department, but more for building the company than fixing computers. That was 4 years ago.โ€ Scarlett turns in her chair and you smile shyly, taking a big gulp of liquid courage and looking around the room to see all eyes on you.
โ€œUhm, well, so you know how I was working on the whole data analysis and IT infrastructure of the company with the CTO?โ€ย 
โ€œYeah, but you said there was a team of you.โ€ Scarlett eyes you suspiciously as you give her a shy smile.
โ€œWell it was a lie. There was no team. It was just me and the CTO, thatโ€™s also why I went to England. I needed to talk to some investors and get them on board with possible changes.โ€
โ€œOkay.โ€ She drags out sitting up more tapping her fingers on her glass raising her brow at you and you see everyone turn to start their own conversations but catch them glancing back at you every now and again.ย 
โ€œWell the CTO was preparing me. He was retiring, is retiring.โ€ย 
โ€œSo what does that mean for you?โ€ You let out a small sigh, rubbing your brows, taking another gulp of your drink.
โ€œWell Iโ€™m now the CTO.โ€ Scarlettโ€™s eyes go wide, her mouth opening and closing before her hand moves to rest on yours that's stilled on her abdomen.
โ€œAnd what does that mean for us?โ€ You bring your free hand up to cup her cheek kissing the tip of her nose.
โ€œWell when I was being asked to take the promotion I made sure of one thing.โ€
โ€œAnd what was that?โ€
โ€œI can work from home 3 or 4 days a week, I can go remote.โ€ Scarlett smiles widely.
โ€œI see.โ€ Scarlett hums and you curl your brow in question and she stands up, a little shakily and you put your arm out to steady her and she brushes it off as she leans on the table. โ€œJust got up too quickly, I'm good.โ€
You nod, not believing her as she gets up slower than anything and your brows scrunch when she rubs her finger against her temple shaking her head a little closing her eyes for a second. She plasters on a smile as she opens her eyes, clearing her throat which manages to gain everyoneโ€™s attention and she lifts her glass of water off the table.ย 
โ€œEveryone. Even though this is a small cast gathering since everyone else is off doing their respective projects. But we will be seeing everyone next month for a marvel reunion. Anyway, not why I wanted your attention though. So because my adoring wife is stubborn and doesnโ€™t tell me things I have only just learned this information myself. So can we all raise a glass to my wife. For her promotion from tech wizz to CTO.โ€ Everyone stands raising their glasses with a cheer and you slouch in your chair covering your face with your hands to hide your embarrassment.ย 
โ€œCongratulations!โ€ They all cheer and you squeal as you are pulled out of your chair by a pair of muscled arms, and you squirm to get away as you hear Chris shouting for everyone to join.
Of course they do. You get squished in the middle of the group hug as everyone continues to give their congratulations before Scarlett starts to bat them away telling them not to kill you. When Chris finally lets go of you ruffling your hair, earning him a smack on the arm from you, Scarlett wraps her arms around your neck pulling you into a loving hug as she hides her face into your neck. Your arms wrap around her waist and you place a few gentle kisses on her temple, ever so slightly swaying the both of you side to side ignoring the eyes you can feel on you as you smile when you feel Scarlett kiss your neck a few times.ย 
โ€œOkay enough of the PDA for today.โ€ Mackie and Seb pull you apart before wrapping their arms around your shoulders, one standing either side of you, and hitting your chest with the other.
โ€œWhat is it with people hitting me today?โ€ You question as you hit them back and gently shove them off you one at a time.
โ€œAnd me!โ€ Robert gestures to himself. โ€œItโ€™s not fair. We are being bullied.โ€
โ€œWe are. So rude.โ€ You scoff as Mackie grabs a breadstick from the table, standing between you and Scarlett before holding it up in front of you, You eyes squinting and watching him carefully as you see Seb go and sit back down.
โ€œI donโ€™t have a cupcake but I have a breadstick. Here have a breadstick.โ€ He offers it to you and you raise your brows smacking it out of his hand keeping eye contact with him as it flies from his fingers.ย 
โ€œHey!โ€ You both turn to look at little Tom who is holding up his glass with the breadstick in it. โ€œMy drink.โ€
โ€œOh no, the poor childs drink.โ€ You roll your eyes shoving mackie away with a laugh as he holds up his hand and goes back to his seat.You turn to look at Scarlett, who is still on her feet, and she has her hand on the back of her chair shaking her head lightly.ย 
โ€œAre you okay darling?โ€ You smile softly as Tom, the other older Tom stands from his chair placing his hand on the small of Scarlettโ€™s back, his other hand grabbing her glass of water for her. The rest of the cast take a quick glance but not wanting to intrude go back to their own conversations.ย 
You grab her hands as she squeezes her eyes shut again, as she stumbles a little and Tom's hand stays on her sides to stop her movements as yours go to her waist, your brows scrunching with concern. Lizzie and Robbie are also on their feet, Lizzie by Scarlettโ€™s side, her hands brushing some of Scarlettโ€™s hair out of her face. You watch as Robbie grabs a few napkins from the table, dipping them in the jug of water and gently dabbing them over Scarlettโ€™s forehead and neck as you finally take in her flushed skin with a small layer of sweat.ย 
โ€œAre you okay my love?โ€ Your hands move to cup her cheeks as her eyes flutter open giving you a small nod and smile.ย 
โ€œJust light headed. Baby.โ€ You get her subtle hint placing your hand on her abdomen, your hand rubbing gentle circles making it look as if you are just helping soothe her and not helping put her mind at ease.ย 
โ€œOkay?โ€ She knows you're asking if she has any pain or anything as you rub your hands along her abdomen and she shakes her head letting out a relieved sigh.
โ€œNo, all good.โ€ย 
โ€œYou sure?โ€ Tom keeps his hands on Scarlett's sides as he leans around to look at her and she places her hand on his with a smile.ย 
โ€œIโ€™m good. Just need to sit down.โ€ Scarlett, with the help of you, Lizzie and Tom, slowly sits back down in her seat taking her drink as she looks to the three of you. โ€œOverkill much?โ€
โ€œWe just want to make sure youโ€™re both okay.โ€ You say not even thinking about it, Scarlett not noticing either.
โ€œBoth of you?โ€ Lizzieโ€™s voice is quiet and you and Scarlett quickly look at her as her brows scrunch and she looks up at Scarlett with tears in her eyes. โ€œBoth of you?โ€ย 
โ€œOh, uh, uhm. Yeah. Both of us.โ€ Scarlett whispers her hand moving to her abdomen, yours never having stopped rubbing circles on it.
โ€œWoah.โ€ Lizzie uses the back of her hand to wipe away a few tears as she looks at Robbie. โ€œDid you hear that babe?โ€
โ€œI did. Congratulations, you two.โ€ Robbie stands back up, rubbing his hand up and down Lizzie's back and you smile when Tom pecks Scarlettโ€™s temple.ย 
โ€œCongratulations darlings.โ€ Tom squeezes Scarlett's shoulders before sitting back down in his seat.
โ€œIโ€™m going to be an aunt.โ€ Lizzieโ€™s voice wavers slightly as she takes it all in.
โ€œHow does god parents sound?โ€ Lizzie and Robbie turn to look at you, Robbie now with his own tears.ย 
โ€œYou want me to be the godfather?โ€
โ€œOf course we do.โ€ You smile when you see him shed a tear, his hand resting on Lizzieโ€™s shoulder as her hand moves to hold his.
โ€œHey whatโ€™s going on here?โ€ Robert leans across the table and the rest of the cast turn their full attention to you.
โ€œWell we have some news.โ€ Scarlett turns to look at the rest of the cast as Lizzie and Robbie stand up either side of you as your hands rest on Scarlettโ€™s shoulders. โ€œWeโ€™re gonna have a baby.โ€ย 
โ€œOh my god!โ€ Gwyneth stands from her seat as the others take in the news, by the time it registers with the others she is around your side of the table hugging you both. โ€œThis is amazing!โ€
โ€œCongratulations you two.โ€ Robert tips his imaginary hat towards you and you grab your glass and lift it up in reply, like he had done earlier.
โ€œWhatโ€™s happening? I canโ€™t hear a thing down this end of the table.โ€ You all laugh looking down at Mackie who is currently being bullied by the other two boys as they throw napkins and breadsticks at him.ย 
โ€œTheyโ€™re having a baby.โ€ The whole table shouts and Mackie stands up so quickly his chair falls to the floor with a crash, Seb and Chris with open mouths stare at the two of you.
โ€œHoly shit!โ€ย 
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a-rabid-snake ยท 4 months ago
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(Half/Artificer crawls alone once again to meet her other self, and talk to her about other things she forgot to mention from her previous visit, and when she found her other self, she quickly crawled up to her, placed herself on her bandaged bottom using her arms, and began to talk to her other self)
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Hello other me!, it's nice to meet you again, I came back here to talk to you, because I realized that I have forgotten to tell you about, how I came to be in this condition and everything else, and that I also forgot to ask you about how The pups were doing, but
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(sigh)
I suppose I should tell you how I came to be like this, and how I was saved by the medic so, if your pups are around, it's best to move them away from us, to not hear this story that I'll be telling you about ok?
(After making sure that the pups were gone, Half/Artificer told her other self the story of how she lost her lower half in the first place, how she was saved by the medic, and to tell her that she used to have gourmand as a mate at some point before she died as well)
(and when Half/Artificer finished her story about how she came to be, she asked her other self some more questions)
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Do you still miss him?, you know your original mate that gave you the two pups?
Did you ever wished you did something else to prevent anything bad mistakes from ever happening?
And most importantly, did you ever regret killing all of those scavengers in the first place?
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(Half/Artificer said before looking down in shame from asking that last question, knowing that it's what she has gone though as well, at some point when she was at gourmand's tree before it was raided by scavengers)
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(Before Artificer noticed the other self, she was peacefully playing with slugpups, they looked a little unusual, one had feathers, and the other had gills and fins)
(But after she noticed another self, she said hello. Artificer complied with the request and asked slugpups to play with saint while she was busy.)
(She listened to her calmly and also started answering questions.)
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"Yes, I miss him sometimes. I had another partner, not Gourmand, I can't remember his name anymore. We were attacked by lizards and I couldn't save him, only slugpups. But I still wished I could save him."
"Huh. Do I regret it? I regret my whole life, all my decisions seem wrong, sometimes I wish that time would give me a chance to change everything. But I'm still here, and I also have a great partner who loves me and supports me."
"Yes, I was sorry and I regret that I killed someone. The only thing that comforts me is Saint's words that they will wake up again, in another cycle."
She sighed in response to all the questions, "Listen, I understand that it hurts you. I can't fix everything like my saint did, after all, your slugpups won't come back from the rubicon or wherever they are. But maybe you can make your life better, just let yourself"
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anamericangirl ยท 1 year ago
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As a Furry AND a Warhammer 40k fan, there is tragedy in both walks when it comes to the encroachment of LGBT.
For 40k it's been less profound but still VERY noticeable. Factions like the Adeptus Mechanicus, for example, are constantly being dragged into the Identity Politics Mud by midwit tourists who just discovered the hobby and can't think of any other lens to observe the media through. I remember somebody who painted her Tyrannids - TYRANNIDS - Giant Insect-Lizard Beast aliens that, ironically, invade planets to assimilate everything into their biomass in an all-consuming hive that leaves planets nothing but rock by the time they leave - in Trans Pride Colors because she herself is Trans and wanted to express her gender.
I get that it's her plastic, but it's so creatively bankrupt and narcissistic how these people take the communities and twist them to no longer be about the media itself but "How I can project myself into it."
It's one thing to have an OC in the universe that just so happens to be male/female/trans/gay/etc, but it's another when the first thing you say about them has to do with their special pairing of genitals and what they do with them.
As for the Furries, because so many of them fall into that spectrum (I'll admit I do too but I reject being called "LGBT"), the "Community" has largely been consumed by it. I went to my first Furry Convention and half of it was about Pride, which, if anything, felt even more arbitrary in its sheer propagation in the community.
Going to a furry convention and saying "I'm Gay" and expecting that to be your unique feature when you're surrounded by Gay Furries is ridiculous - but they encourage it anyway! HALF of the panels were about LGBT and PRIDE. They just jump into the collective without a second thought because it gives them validation kudos and backpats without ever talking about the thought process behind their Sona or what media they enjoy - heck, it's at the forefront of so many of them to wear Pronoun Tags or have Pride Pins or just outright put a pride symbol ON their fursona to express how "Important it is to them."
But WHY is it important? Is it really important or are you compensating for the reactionaries in your life by BEING a reactionary and quadrupling down on it to try and seek validation?
It's so redundant and takes away so much from any real "Community" as it just becomes a monotonous sludge of rainbow flags.
I feel you dude it sucks when your hobby or anything you enjoy becomes all about lgbt activism and just focuses on diversity and pride more than anything else.
I never delved into the furry community but with the way itโ€™s portrayed it pretty much comes across as another letter in the alphabet soup because it focuses so strongly on whoโ€™s gay and what you want to identify as more than it is about the actual hobby, which sucks for people arenโ€™t invested in it for those reasons.
I remember going to a Broadway convention a while back because Iโ€™ve always loved Broadway musicals and while a big portion of Broadway lovers are lgbt it certainly is not about gender and sexuality but if feels like it is now. Everyone had pride pins and there were so many panels on diversity and sexuality and being an lgbt musical fan and representation and it was like um hello can this just be about musicals again? Why we are we focusing so much on one group of fans? This is something we can all come together on and appreciate together and instead youโ€™re making it about you yet again.
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odditycircus-2002 ยท 1 year ago
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Request: Hello, this was translated with Google so sorry if there are errors, it's my first time making a request too so I'm very nervous. Well, I was wondering, if it's not a bother, if you could agree to write some headcanon about Syzoth and the reader is a shapeshifter (she can be a woman and a wild fighter just like the animal she transforms into, also her diet is based on raw meat just for the convenience of the story, I would greatly appreciate it) shapeshifter that is preferably a Jaguar? I love these big cats. With the following situation: she was captured by Shang Tsung for his experiments, it turns out that she also came to where Syzoth was (whom she initially considered evil because he was practically the sorcerer's servant) but they only saw each other a couple of times, until they moved her to another place (where she would meet Syzoth's family) and would continue the experiments causing her to have a condition where while she was in her human form she would have traces of Jaguar fur scattered over her body and face (similar to vitiligo but instead of spots would have a feline coat). After a while, she, along with other experimental subjects would try to escape, including Syzoth's wife and son, but only she and the small reptile could escape together since the mother of the small reptile would sacrifice herself to save her son from an attack, both would end up injured after escaping, which would make Shang Tsung think that they are dead. A couple of months after Syzoth learned that her family was "murdered" and Shang Tsung's plot against the empress, she would meet the reader and her son, whom he would quickly recognize, but she is on the defensive because she believes that he is a subordinate of Shang Tsung and tries to attack him (at this point the boy and the shapeshifter reader should already be like a family because she took care of the little boy as if he were her baby) the little boy stops her and then reunites with his father, She wants to go with him but she doesn't want to leave the girl and so she follows them to take care of the child. Then simply how does the relationship with Syzoth and reader develop? Sorry if it was too long, I just wish I could read something like that and I really like how you write, I hope you can accept my request.
A/N: Alright, dang, this is a long one. I hope I did this justice. Next time, @destructor-mk, just use my inbox, please.
The Lizard and Jaguar
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You are a proud Osh-tekk warrior and a born warrior through and through, proudly serving the Royal House to bring you, your people, and your family great honor. You have set your sights on climbing the ranks through Outworldโ€™s military to serve as equals with General Shao, his second-in-command Reiko, and your King Kotal. Yet, for all your knowledge, your eagerness for any task, and your rare ability to turn into a Jaguar, you always seemed to fall short.
No matter what you do or how many hours you spend trying to practice harnessing the sunโ€™s power, you can never seem good enough to be promoted. It seemed you had hit a wall and may spend the rest of your days as just an ordinary guard at the Royal palace. Never to see a real battle or taste the glory that came with it. Your frustration would often lead you to wander the edges of Sun Do in its seedier alleyways, looking for someone to fight to blow off steam and hopefully grow stronger.
This is how you met Shang Tsung, one of Sindelโ€™s newly appointed Sorcerers. He watched as you entered another street fight, blending among the gathered crowd as they placed bets on who would win. Shang Tsung watched first to see if you and your opponent would make adequate test subjects. Yet, his attention was caught when, just as it seemed you were beaten, you made a comeback by transforming into a giant jaguar to make the winning blow. You let a roar in victory as the crowd cheered before transforming back, taking your winnings.
Shang Tsung intercepted you as you returned to the palace, hoping to make it before sunrise. He first complimented you on your tenacity and fighting abilities before inquiring why, for all your skill, he does not recognize you from General Shao's army. You bitterly explained that you can't maintain your jaguar form for long; otherwise, you know you would be a general by now. You mutter to yourself how you'd give anything to become stronger.
You didn't notice the devious smirk the Sorcerer gave before making you an offer you couldn't refuse. Shang Tsung told you that since he's a Sorcerer, he could make you stronger, faster and make your secondary form last longer and more powerful. All you had to do was meet him in the alley he met you in and at the same time. You accepted but didn't stop and think about how Shang Tsung's offer sounded too good to be true. If you did, you could've avoided what happened in that alleyway.
You arrived just as Shang Tsung instructed, only to find no sign of the Sorcerer. Instead, you were surrounded by a thick fog that made your head spin with each inhale you took. You let out a growl and demanded to know what is the meaning of this since, as a member of Outworld's military, you won't take this lying down. That's when a green figure blindsided you and knocked you to the ground. You rolled with the hit before returning to your feet, coming face to face with a masked figure. He held up his hands before speaking.
"Please stop; you'll make this more difficult for us both."
You growled before charging towards the masked figure to exchange blows. But as much as you were determined not to, you eventually faltered, allowing Syzoth to finally knock you out. You didn't hear his whispered apology as your eyes rolled into the back of your head. When you awoke again you were restrained on a metal table with Shang Tsung above you, with the most devious smile on his face.
"I assure you, I will give you all you want. Although, whether or not you will survive will remain to be seen."
You only knew pain from there. Shang Tsung would pump your veins full of a blue elixir for the first few days, setting your blood ablaze. You would scream and roar as you struggled against your restraints, which dug into your arms and legs. Then, just as the pain gets to a point that it's nothing but a dull throb. You would be released and then dragged to your cell before being tossed onto its unforgiving stone floors. After a while, you'd pull yourself into a corner of the cell and curl up there.
Each night, you would be left there with the only sounds from your cell: your bones shifting and cracking, teeth hitting stone, and low growls mixed in with pained heaves. You often scratched at your skin as the fur underneath grew in patches. The fur pattern matches the texture and pattern of your jaguar form, leaving you with a messed-up version of vitiligo. Your teeth eventually grew back, but they all sharpened and resembled your jaguar form.
The only positive, which is a very low bar at that point, of this torment was that every night, the same man that you fought before your capture would stop by your cell and slip in a heaping pile of meat through a small hatch. You just dug in and devoured it like the wild beast you now resembled. Teeth quickly dug into the meat like it was warm butter. However, you did care to learn the name of one of your captors after overhearing Shang Tsung reprimanding him for the close call with you earlier. Syzoth was his name, a name you would come to loathe for the part he would take in your torture.
After 12 days, you shockingly survived the transformation and all the elixirs Shang Tsung pumped into you. Unfortunately, that didn't mean the end of your torment or seeing your captors. Seeing as your condition stabilized, they immediately put you through more arduous tests. If you didn't willingly comply, Shang Tsung would punish you using electric shock in hopes of breaking you. When Shang Tsung finally decides he's done with you for the day and you're too exhausted or beaten to fight, he'd have his other minions take you back to your cell.
You received a new cell after surviving the initial experimentation. However, you had to share that cell with at least three other people, fellow experiments like you, plus two Zaterrans being held prisoner. A mother and her young son. You didn't speak much with the latter, often minding your business as you knew you must be horrifying to the two who never asked to be there. However, you would occasionally step in whenever a fellow experiment got too rowdy with the two, which mostly ended in you having to brutally kill them. Afterward, you'd return to your part of the cell to lick the blood off your fur and remaining skin.
But, unlike before, you weren't huddled in one spot to whimper like some newborn cub. This time, you were slowly digging an escape tunnel; you hid under your cot. The dirt you would get rid of by secretly dumping them out of your pockets either in a chamber pot or when being led to another round of testing. At one point, the Zaterran woman noticed your hole late at night, but she stared at you for a few tense moments before going back to sleep. She never said anything out loud, which did relieve you.
one night, during lights out, Shang Tsung flicked on the lights and opened all the cell doors. He announced that he would be pouring in toxic gas that would kill everyone. However, he would spare any of those who could kill another experiment and cease the gas. The Sorcerer explained that he was running out of room in his cells and wanted only the strongest experiments pandemonium broke out.
You aided the Zaterran woman and her son by ripping off the cloth from your cot to have them tie around their snouts so they don't breathe in so much of the toxic gas. You and the Zaterran woman fought side by side as you ripped and tore through many Tarkatan hybrids, all to protect the young boy behind both of you. However, the Zaterran couldn't fight for long, her stamina began to give, subjecting her to more deadly blows. Noticing this, you led her and her son back to your shared cell before closing the cell door, with the Zaterran tying it closed with her makeshift mask.
You ripped off a piece of your tunic to try and stop the bleeding in Zaterran's stomach, only for her to brush you off. Instead, she asks you if you'll take her son with you. When you tried to press her again, she only asked if you'd take her son out of this hellhole, so you acquiesced. You then watched the mother and son exchange their final words, with the son crying as he hugged his mother tightly and begging that she come with him. However, the mother reasons that she'll only slow him and you down. She tells the boy that he must live for both their sakes before pressing their foreheads against one another and parting. The Zaterran woman then rips away your cot before leading her son into it. You briefly stop to assure the woman.
The woman gives you a toothy smile before placing the cot back in place. You heard the woman give out a roar before the sound of wet tearing followed shortly after. You then took Jaguar form and started moving the tunnel as a huge section collapsed behind you. You only had a few feet left to dig before freedom, but you weren't sure you could dig it away in time. Luckily, you didn't, as the distraught Zaterran boy vomited acid at the wall in front of you, leading you to your freedom. After escaping, you and the boy were quick to limp away from Shang Tsung's horrid laboratory just as rain began to pour down on you both.
Afterward, you two made your way to the jungles of Zatera, where you both remained hidden for months. You knew the Royal Guard was out as you had overheard General Shao speaking at one point. He did nothing to help you or the people who were captured and experimented on, which just broke your heart.
During this time, you helped the boy learn how to hunt and stalk his prey, with or without his camouflage, which he was still trying to master. Sometimes, the boy will tell you about his life before Shang Tsung's laboratory, including his mother and father. Although the father wasn't captured with the boy and his mother, the boy assumed his father to be either missing or dead based on what the "Bad Man" would tell him and his mother.
You swore to the Boy that you will train him in the ways of the Osh-week so he may take his vengeance upon that vile Sorcerer for what he did to him and his family. The boy hugged you in return, which you reciprocated with a purr, much to your surprise. You would often let him sleep against you while you're in panther form to keep him warm and stay awake as long as you need to when he's inevitably awakened by his night terrors, unable to forget the horrors he's seen.
Meanwhile, a now-freed Syzoth would eventually catch word of a "Jaguar Woman" around the jungles of Zaterra just outside Zikandar. Thinking he knew who it was, as your body was never recovered, he made his way into said jungles, hoping to redeem himself for what he was complacent in.
After a long search and many close calls with some traps that included a Tygore trap, Syzoth did find the Jaguar Woman, you. You were not happy about it. In fact, so much so that when you decided you were done playing cat and mouse with Syzoth, you made yourself known to him. You cared nothing for the shapeshifterโ€™s apologies and excuses, as you just wanted him DEAD. For the lives he helped taken and the pain he has caused, which Syzoth takes full accountability for.
Heโ€™ll also admit that youโ€™ve gotten far stronger than the last time you two fought. You made quick and brutal work out of him, however just as you were about to deal the killing blow, your young charge appears before you, begging you not to kill his daddy.
You hesitated, torn between your love for the boy and your rage, but ultimately, your love won out and you spared Syzoth. The boy embraced his father, both crying as they held each other tight. The boy explaining how you have been protecting him this whole time, and Syzoth for how he thought he died alongside his mother.
Knowing this and hearing Syzothโ€™s side of the story, you two decided to return to civilization to co-parent his son. However, that didnโ€™t mean you forgave Syzoth. And to say your relationship with him was rocky would be putting it mildly. Still, you two can at least agree on wanting the best for the boy, and bond over the horrors Shang Tsung inflicted on to you both.
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msmimundo ยท 1 month ago
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๐Ÿฆ‰Positivity owl reporting for duty! This was sent by a friend who wants you to smile as much as you make them smile. Please feel free to respond to this ask by listing some of your happiest memories, favorite qualities about yourself, or discussing something you are super passionate about. You may send the owl to those who you feel deserve to smile (but no pressure).๐Ÿฆ‰
Hello anon sorry for the late reply but skfvnslkdfn THATS SO NICE OF YOUU AAAHSHAHSDHASHDAHS
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WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU GOING ON ANON
Sadly I know some people don't like getting these :( and i don't know my current friends well enough to know who might be bothered by it but omg let it be know I love yall
Hmm something I'm passionate about?? haha well I think I'm pretty normal about my ocs
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Very normal :)
I'm also always open to talk about like, ships and characters and shows I like, specially if they are underrated *cough cough*
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But any character/ship/show that I like is fine really!! I'd love to rant my opinions!!!!!!!!!
Favourite quality about myself? Mmm Ig that I like animals very very much
As for happiest memories, I thought about it, I wanted to give u one memory I treasure :)
So, back when I was a kid/preteen, I used to be part of a Scout organization, right? We would go camping and stuff. One summer I went to a summer camp in July. We had this thing that our- idk how you guys call them, our care takers??- would give us a map, a compass and some envelopments with instructions and we had to read the map with the compass and walk from town to town in group alone without them. Usually we would have to go through forests and fields, but my group was too young so they allowed us to travel through roads so we don't get lost.
There were tiny bits of that adventure that were fun, like the lizards running away from us and a friend getting jumpscared by them, cursing at them, another friend making a rap of his funny curses, and when we made signals for trucks to sound their horns and they did so.
Part of this... thing we were doing was to reach certain town and knock on doors to ask for some food in exchange of work. Except this time when we reached the town, it was basically a ghost town. The streets were empty and the blinds of the houses were completely shut down. I'm talking about a town that looks similar to this:
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Completely empty and silent and echo-y except for this muffled cheerfull music coming from somewhere inside. So as it was natural, we stepped inside and searched for the source of that music which was, btw, on a very narrow alley. And we were 11-14.
So picture this, one long, narrow, empty of life alley with every window and door closed except for a garage right in the middle with open door and some balloons playing party music with some adults next to it. Of course we walked right to them. Turns out one of the houses was celebrating a grandma's birthday!
And turns out not only was a grandma's birthday, they were from the same part of the country we were from(not from the one we were camping) and they had our traditional soup-like food that our grandma's used to make!
What was supposed to happen was that they would give us some bread and some ham or something in exchange of work and we would go find a bench under a shadow to make ourselves a small sandwich and keep going. What happened instead was that they invited us in (inside the garage, yes) and the old lady sat us on the table, prepared us a big plate of my very traditional food, gave us some cake, and we only had to do the dishes. Needless to say, that was the best [insert soup-like food's name] I've ever had.
After we left with full stomachs, we kept walking until we reached the final town. Here we had to ask for food in exchange of work but also ask for a place to stay the night. The mayor(??) of the town gave us this small school to sleep in and one neighbour gave us some bread and cheese in exchange of cleaning her van. After that, we played around the playground and the street tag and hide and seek and some other games (i have this lil drawing i made for a vid some years ago about that moment:)
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and when it began to get dark we got in a circle in the middle of the playground to tell scary stories. At night we got into our sleeping bags in a circle with a flashlight to play truth or dare.
Before we fell asleep, however, we heard someone knocking on the door. We got scared as shit but it was just out care takers cause the other group got themselves in trouble and had to sleep with us.
Anyways, even though it was hot and I was super tired, I had lots of fun that day!!
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future-of-freedom ยท 3 months ago
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In the middle of an empty park, a wormhole opened up and soon out came a nervous sungazer lizard. FoF!Trip looked around the area, tapping her fingers together.
"I r-really need to-to stop let-let-ting my curios-sity get the b-be-best of me..." she muttered, "Though...d-d-doesn't seem to be-be anything sp-special here...Weird. These w-w-wormholes usually dro-drop me off right in f-f-f-front of-"
Just then, sneaked around the bushes came a very similar looking lizard ATN!Trip surveyed her surroundings and carefully tiptoed towards a nearby bench, holding a large flat box. Once she sat down she looked around again and then smiled to herself. She opened the box and licked her lip before digging her hand in and tossing a whole donut into her mouth.
FoF!Trip stared at her. More specifically, she stared at her huge, protruding stomach. It looked like she had a balloon hiding under her armor-styled hoodie. It reminded her of Whisper's belly, but seeing on herself was...a little off putting.
After biting into her third donut, ATN!Trip finally spotted her counterpart standing a few feet away.
"Huwwo owher mhe!" she waved, donut sticking out of her mouth.
FOF!Trip looked at her counterpart awkwardly, and waved back. "H-hello...?"
ATN!Trip swallowed her donut as FOF!Trip sat down next to her. "Um... you remember me, right?"
"Oh, n-no, I remember you," FOF!Trip said. "You're the one i-in that p-polycule... I can tell b-because of the hoodie."
ATN!Trip looked at her, pulling out another donut. "What's the problem, then?"
"Th-there's no problem at all!" FOF!Trip answered, waving her hands. "I just don't r-remember you, um..." She was pushing her brain to the limits trying to bring up ATN!Trip's sudden... pudge, without sounding like a complete jerk.
But it seemed that the other sungazer got the message. "...it's my belly, isn't it?"
The thinner sungazer's eyes widened. "N-no! I mean, yes. I-I MEAN-"
"It's okay," ATN!Trip smiled. "To be honest, I didn't even notice it until recently."
FOF!Trip sighed in relief. "...h-how long have you... been l-like that?"
"Since a fiasco involving Blaze's home dimension."
"...hwah?"
"Long story," ATN!Trip said. "Anyway, I was upset with it at first; like, really upset. But it turns out, my girlfriends have no problem with it. Some even flat out admitted they like it..." She blushed at that last part.
That got a laugh out of FOF!Trip.
"Th-that's good to hear," she said. Then she made a mischievous face"...wait, B-Blaze is in your polycule, r-right? That means o-our Blazes have something i-in common..."
"But... you're not chubby," ATN!Trip told her. "And you're not dating Blaze."
"I'm not, b-but my closest f-friend is. That's all I'm g-gonna say."
"What- ...ohhhh!" It suddenly clicked in ATN!Trip's head. "I get your drift."
Both Trips giggled. But it was cut short as a wormhole opened underneath FOF!Trip, and she fell right through it, landing on her rear.
"Owww... s-seriously?!" she yelled, agitated. "We w-weren't done talking!"
Suddenly, she saw something else falling through the hole. She caught it, and found that it was a donut. She looked back up at the hole, and saw her counterpart looking down at her, smiling and waving.
The sungazer smiled and waved back at her as the hole slowly closed. Once it did, she sighed.
I'll get love like she does someday... I hope.
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the-ellia-west ยท 4 months ago
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heyyy
lore drop on bard from fallen please?
ALRIGHTY! TYSM FOR THE ASK, CORINNE!
(Sorry this took me like a month...)
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Bard is of course, a travelling storyteller, with the goal of collecting ad many epic tales and legends as he can get his hands on. He'd always loved stories, and since he was young, he'd always dreamed of building an archive of the stories of the world that without, everything may be different.
He comes from an Island far off the western coast of the continent, and flew to the mainland with his little pet bird lizard thingy, which he has named Cinnamon, and travels all over the place, documenting new and old legends and epics and myths for his collection
Now, Bard is also a vocalist, and sometimes will sing songs if requested, though the only instrument he can play is a cello.
He's interested in the stories of life and seeing how they'll affect the future, but he doesn't care about interfering or changing them, as he likes happy endings, and is more interested in how life changes and twists with every action than just... letting the story go on it's own.
But, he's never exactly seen a story in action, and when travelling he heard of Dyn and Adรฉ and goes off to gather resources as he's hearing they've been having a hard time.
A few days down the Road, Adรฉ and Dyn have had another small petty conflict, and are still salty at each other, setting up the fire and foraging for the night as the sun begins to set, until... Bard pops out of the trees and says hello.
Dyn, who is used to the forest and as such, reacts instantly, punches Bard in the face and going for his weapons, at whichpoint Bard yelp and shouts; "WHAT WAS THAT FOR??? You know what? Yeah... no! I see it now! Sorry, I should have come from the road! Agh, OW that hurts!"
Bard takes deep breaths, trying to stop the blood from his nose with his sleeve and just goes: "Whookay... I'm just gonna... sit down
Dyn slowly lowers his weapons as Adรฉ stares, stunned and starts to rush over, but Dyn holds her back, reasoning that they don't know his motives. And Bard chimes in from the ground with: "Fair!"
He explains that he brought them food, but he's just gonna leave it here... and go...
Adรฉ and Dyn get into ANOTHER argument over this as Adรฉ thinks Dyn is an idiot for ruining one of their only chances at an Ally, and Dyn protests that he was protecting her, but admits he was stupid, and the two come to a small compromise, but sleep on opposite sides of the fire
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Bard comes from a family of around 10, where he had about 7 siblings, and was often overshadowed by their skills (he was the third youngest)
And when his father died, he kissed his mother goodbye and told her he wanted to set out on his own to find a life for himself
And he ends up getting caught in the most interesting story of his entire life.
He sits in the kingdom just north of Dyn and Adรฉ's home kingdom of Estovia, because he's not exactly a huge fan of the weird naming hierarchy they've got going on, seeing as his name is one syllable and they might not exactly see that he's a foreigner right away...
He's smart, Compassionate, a good runner, singer, and storyteller, but he's mostly support and distraction. He pops in and out of the story bc of course, he needs to make money, but he LOVES this story and over the course of the actual story he pops in more and more until he shows up with an invitation for Adรฉ and Dyn to a fancy party.
Visually, Bard is a golden blonde with more purplish colored eyes and lots of Freckles. He has shurt curly hair, and usually wears white or brown, or, in rare cases, black.
This WIP is very underdeveloped so... that's all I really have for now
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kissorkill16 ยท 3 months ago
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Hello? Ms. Bales?: A Hello Neighbor Fanfic
By JJ
Summary: A HN:WTRB swap AU.
(P.S., this is for a post I saw from @vampyriclykoi , so I thank them for the idea with this!)
Franklin and Theodore Peterson were just walking home from an eventful day at school.
They spent their afternoon at the Inventor's Club today, and met a bunch of weird new people. They were cool, but weird. Theo couldn't help but replay everyone's words in his head.
"Great. Now we'll never know if human flesh is more or less durable than pineapple.", said one kid in a skeleton shirt.
"Buzzkills are not allowed.", said one rude girl with a purple dress.
"Sorry, kid. But this club is for kids who actually have a spine to grow.", said one kid with a spaceship shirt. That boy was the same age as him, and he called him a kid?
There was another girl, but she just stayed silent for most of the meeting, staring off into space.
Franklin put a hand on his brother's shoulder, "Teddy, don't listen to those kids. They're just a bunch of nerds anyways.", he said. "If you don't want to join that club, there's plenty more options. Maybe you can be like me and join the drama club. I heard they try on costumes there, and you love that kind of stuff."
Theo smiled at his brother.
It was true, he did love dressing up. But he was still kind of disappointed that he didn't make the Inventor's Club.
As the brothers were about to walk to their house, Theo suddenly stopped and looked across the street.
One of the kids mentioned that he was now living across the street from Ms. Bales, their school principal. But everyone had different theories about her.
"She's actually a raven princess.", said the girl with the purple dress.
"Raven Queen, Valeria. Only little girls are princesses.", said the girl who didn't talk much. Did she really only speak up to state facts?
"She's a lizard lady!", said the kid in the spaceship shirt.
"Or a vampire!", said the boy in the skeleton shirt.
"Teddy."
Theo turned around when he heard his brother call out to him and wave him over.
"Come on.", said Franklin.
But Theo didn't move, he just turned around and looked back at the house. Franklin sighed and walked over to his brother, taking his hand and leading him across the street.
"Look, those kids don't know anything about her. Neither do we. No one in this town does.", he said. "But if you're so paranoid, then let's go give the lady a friendly introduction."
Theo wasn't too sure about that.
One reason was because he wasn't a people person, another reason was because he was scared that everything those kids theorized about her might be true!
Franklin knocked on the door to Ms. Bales' house. "Hello? Ms. Bales?", he called out. "I'm Franklin Peterson, and this is my brother, Theodore. We're your new neighbors."
No answer.
"Hello?"
Still no answer.
Theo shrugged. "Oh well, nobody's home. We should go now.", he said. But Franklin dragged his brother by the hand and pulled him to the backyard. "Maybe we can get her from there.", he said.
"We just moved in.", he called out again. "Across the street. Just wanted to say hello and, y'know, get an idea of who we're living next to. Do you like kids?"
Still no answer.
Just then, the boys heard a cry coming from the far back end of the house. Curious, they walked closer to it, and were shocked to see a dirty burlap sack on the yard. Matter fact, there were a bunch of slightly torn dolls all over the yard.
They jumped when they heard the door open behind them, and they hid behind the tree they saw further from the dolls scattered over the yard.
Out the door emerged a tall woman with brown skin, long braided hair, purple sweater, and pink shirt with blue shoes.
That must be Ms. Bales.
She stepped out and looked around the yard, setting the object she had in her hands down for a bit.
A crow bar.
She looked around once again, then she picked up the crow bar and walked back into the house.
Franklin and Theodore let out a sigh of relief and ran out of the backyard.
"Oh my goodness, that was terrifying!", said Theo.
"Let's just go home and try to forget about it - HOLY SHIT!"
They both skidded to a stop when a truck came speeding past them down the road.
"Learn to drive, asshole!", Franklin yelled. Then he grabbed his brother's hand and they ran across the street, "Come on!"
As the two ran across the street, Ms. Bales watched them from the window, casting them a dirty look. Then she looked at the bakery truck, casting that same dirty look at it.
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elalalune ยท 1 year ago
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Heyo,
I was wondering if there would be a sequel to your buggy in wonderland au fic. I'm assuming the au is based on the 2010(?) movie, which I watched only to know more about your fic because before that I had only watched the 1953(?) animated film and according to that your au made no sense but when I watched the 2010(?) film it made perfect sense.
So basically what I'm asking is if there will be a sequel to this au of yours cause 'Alice Through the Looking Glass' is amazing and it instantly made me think of your fic (as most AiW things do nowadays) and if your are making a sequel I feel that a good plot would be Time (whose identity does not fit any one piece character I know well) being obsessed with Shanks and being jealous of Buggy and trapping Buggy in his past where we actually meet the Buggy Pirates and then Buggy breaks out of the illusion and rescues Shanks and they get present time Buggy Pirates who are really worried about Buggy and theyalllivehappilyeverafterinwonderland.
Sorry for the rant ๐Ÿ˜…
Anyways, even if you don't have a sequel planned it's no big deal, the idea has just been swimming in my mind for a bit and I had to get it out.
P.S: How did you come up with the 'Buggy in Wonderland AU'?
Hello! The AU is mostly based on the original novels (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass)! Especially things like the roles for the characters (ex. Robin = the Mouse in ch.3 of the novel that talks about history to Alice (sidenote, the Mouse also mentions a poem that really fits as foreshadowing for the trial and I can imagine Queen Shanks being like this to Buggy ๐Ÿซฃ) (another sidenote, ch.5 has a poem called Father William and I thought it fits Garp ๐Ÿ˜‚)), but I didn't have the plot follow the same events because I'd get bored if everything has to be exactly the same story and I wanted to throw in my own ideas (merging some roles/titles, the pawn/queen candidacy, etc) + I gave Mugi (the fic writer) a lot of creative freedom on what happens in Buggy's adventure
The part where Buggy comes back to wl is based from the 2010 movie but other than that I can't remember anything else since I last watched it when it came out ๐Ÿ˜‚ so I cant claim that as my main inspo
I made this AU because I really love wonderland themed stuff!! I've read so many alice inspired manga and games too (HNKN my beloved ๐Ÿซถ) so I wanted to draw Buggy in Alice's outfit (someday,,) and at first I planned for Shanks to be Bill the Lizard and that he's secretly the Jabberwock but Red Queen/Queen of Hearts worked out better
Your idea for a sequel sounds interesting! Unfortunately I'm not really into Shanks/anyone-that-isnt-buggy even if it's unrequited so I don't have any thoughts on this ๐Ÿ˜”
Mugi and I do have some ideas for more fics of this AU and it's mostly going to be about their past since we haven't really touched upon most of the world building I mention in the asks because the main fic was in Buggy's pov ๐Ÿ˜‚ though it might be a while before I start bugging Mugi again into writing this
Here's the poems:
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