#hemmnerd

[glittrjimin]

black & white Calum 

no pictures are mine

[hoemichaels]

I want to cuddle with Michael in only our underwear under the softest, fuzziest, blankets we can find. I wanna lay my head on his chest and listen to him breathe while our TV show plays in the background. I wanna lose interest in the show and trace his fingers with mine until he looks down at me with his gorgeous green eyes and laces our fingers together so he can bring my hand up to his lips and kiss my fingertips and knuckles. I want to distract him with neck kisses and dirty things whispered in his ear as he trails his fingers up and down my thigh, whining for me to stop even tho he secretly loves it. I want to order takeout and steal food off his plate when he’s not paying attention, only he knows and ends up giving it to me anyways. I want to get into a heated make out session that slowly fades into soft kisses and giggles and whispered ‘I love you’s. I want to fall asleep with his arms wrapped tightly around me and our legs tangled. I want to place my hand over his heart and feel its steady beat. I want to love Michael like he deserves to be loved.

[piscesicon]

#teamidsucklukestoesifheasked

[fakegirls]

check that highlight tho

[lukes-penguinn]

i was tagged by hemmnerd to do the camera roll aesthetic (ps love you so much omg) i tag anyone who sees this and wants to do it :-)

[glittrjimin]

im actually dead right now

[hoemichaels]

6 and Luke please!

“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

Luke’s voice behind you makes you scream, falling out of the bed and onto the floor. 

“I mean, not that I’m complaining..” He adds quickly and you yank the blanket off the bed to cover yourself before standing back up in the dark room

“Luke, what the fuck? Why are you in my room?”

Luke chuckles and you can hear him move around a bit before the bedside lamp clicks on and his gray bedroom walls and blue comforter fill your vision as you blink from the sudden brightness. 

“My room. My bed. My blanket too.” He says, reaching over and tugging at the blue blanket that covers your naked body. 

You smack his hand away, taking a step back and biting your lip nervously. 

“Please tell me this is a dream.” 

“Baby, I was thinking the same thing when you slipped between my sheets.” 

You clench your jaw, taking in Luke’s messy bed head and broad shoulders that you always loved to watch flex and move. “Luke, shut up...” You sigh, running a hand through your wet hair. “I can’t believe I was naked in your bed.” 

“It’s a good bed to be naked in, isn’t it? Sheets are soft, yeah?” 

“Luke... are you naked?” 

At this Luke smiles wide, flipping the sheets back and you squeal, covering your eyes with your hands. Unfortunately for you, the blanket slips from your hands and drops to your feet. Your heart drops in your chest as you go to grab it but there’s a hand on your shoulder stopping you from bending over and picking it up.  

“Luk-”

“Look at me, Y/N.” 

“Luke let me pick up the fucking blan-”

“Look. At. Me.” His words are a command and without thinking your hands drop to your sides and your eyes fly open. 

Luke stands right in front of you, tall and lean and stark naked. You can’t help but look him over, surprised by his build and the fact that he’s semi hard. The sight of his cock makes you blush and you quickly look up to find his eyes again. 

“Now we’ve seen each other naked. I’m actually surprised it’s taken this long.” His voice is silky and low but you can still hear the traces of sleep. Sleep that you pulled him from. 

“I’m sorry for waking you up, uh...” 

“I’m not.” He says simply, stepping a little closer and placing his hand on your bare hip. He gives you a look before his palm touches your soft skin -asking if it was okay- and you can’t help but appreciate Luke’s gentlemen nature. “You have a beautiful body, Y/N. Absolutely gorgeous.” 

His other hand slides around your back, resting on the curve of your ass, pulling you into him until your chests collide and you can feel him growing hard against your hip.

“Luke..” You whisper, your brain hazy and trying so hard to find something to say, to stop this, but you can’t find any reason for you to want to stop this.

“Hhm?” Luke hums against your throat, teasingly trailing his lips up and down your neck but never staying in one spot for too long. 

“Luke.. please...” You can feel him smirking against your skin and it makes this warmth flood your stomach. 

“Tell me what you want, princess.” He says, now grazing his teeth over your goose bump covered skin. 

His feather light touch made you needy and desperate, two things you never expected to feel for Luke. But who were you kidding? You’d been thinking about Luke touching and teasing you ever since you became roommates. The way he walked around the apartment with his sweatpants hanging off his hips. The way he always seemed to leave the door open when he took a shower, making it more than easy for you to see his naked silhouette in the foggy glass door. And the way he stopped at the open door of your room with only a towel hanging loosely off his hips as he asked you some bullshit question about the type of shampoo you used. He had been flaunting himself to you. Teasing you. It was like some mind game to get you to desire him and fuck if it didn’t work. 

“I need you, Luke.” 

“Good.” He growls, kissing you hard.

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hemmnerd said: 5sos fight club

we should start this. first rule.. . . no more kfc jokes

[muketrash]

hemmnerd replied to your photo:micool5sos exposed….this is ur fault lukerhemming

ok but probably….like if he asked…. i understand

DONT MAKE EXCUSES FOR LAURENS NASTY ASS DFNGOSDFING

[lukes-penguinn]

after 3 years i have finally changed my url holy balls 

[glittrjimin]

Michael’s Undercut

Hey! Anyways like promised I’m doing ships for the first time this year holy cheese! So obviously lets get onto it and just not even talk about Michael’s hair yet because that’s whats about to happen later wink wink 

Rules: 

mbf me :)

reblog this

have a face page and/or an about me

ask me anything, send me any songs you think i should listen to, or share your thoughts on anything related to 5sos, including Michael’s!!! Hair!!! 

go check out this post i just made wooo 

and if you’re feeling down go write on my wall!

What you get: 

a ship, duh

butt buddy

song from shuffle

overall blog rate

a gif of Michael for this very special occasion

if this gets no notes ill :(

[piscesicon]

hemmnerd said: 5SOS FIGHT CLUB

GOD DAMMIT RACHELE THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS THAT WE DON’T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

[cutescorp]

Can we talk about Michaels lips and how soft and pretty they are and how good they probably feel ghosting along your neck and his face so beautiful and soft like I wanna leave kisses all over so his eyes get a lil squinty and his nose crinkles up a bit bc he's laughing his beautiful laugh as you pepper kisses literally all over his face and then he sorta just grabs ur face w both his hands to stop you and then he kisses you hard and nsksksllsma

ohhh my god oh my gOD I KNWOEIWO his lips are so plump and soft looking i want 2 feel them on every square inch of my body jdsahkfj i was thinking abt kissing him the entire time i was at work today 

/ talk to me about 5sos /

[alreadymissings]

Hooray for being free! Congrats girl! I ship you with mikey please you two would be hella cute together :)

thank you, thank you!!

ship: cal | ash | luke | mikeybest friend: cal | ash | luke | mikeycuddle buddy: cal | ash | luke | mikeysecret admirer: cal | ash | luke | mikey

who saw the other first: you/himwho spoke to the other first: you/himwho always wants to cuddle: you/himwho is the little spoon: you/himwho likes to give random little kisses: you/himwho plans the dates on date nights: you/himwho sends the cute good morning/night texts: you/himwho sends the silly snapchats: you/himwho asks to take selfies with the other: you/himwho starts the arguments: you/himwho comes running back first: you/himwho said i love you first: you/himwho throws the popcorn during movies: you/hima movie you guys like to watch together: the lego movie

a random song: you by charli xcx

no more pls

[glittrjimin]

Valentine’s Day Ships

Since I’ve got nothing else to do other then listen to Bryson Tiller and clean my room I’m gonna do ships because why the hell not?

Rules: 

Must be following me

reblog this 

have a face/about me page please!

tell me about your valentine/crush or help me out and let me know where you shop! i need some new clothes ngl

What you get: 

your valentine

secret admirer

song im currently listening to 

blog compliment

happy valentines everyone <3