#hermposting

[cosmiado]

alright y'all i want your thoughts. do we think Hermie is superstitious??? because i could see it going either way. on the one hand, with how seriously he takes theater, its VERY funny to picture some unaware freshman mentioning Macbeth and then getting side tackled by this scrawny ass joker bucko, but on the other hand, we know how dedicated to scams he is. part of me thinks he would find some hidden spot with good acoustics and just start whistling and slowly drive everyone wild

[hermthebackstreetsrat]

Blubbrng

Toed

[orpheofthehead]

?????????

What the fuck

This isn't my blog

@lcbyuri what did you do?

[hermthebackstreetsrat]

> H: Relax, Kromer, from the recordings I've seen of evil Kromer, you're a lot nicer and uh... Less fantic-y than her. Just be yourself :>

How's spending time with your twink?

Well, he's not mine. He's his own person. Both of us are being kinda quiet right now, though. We are working through our ask boxes and commenting on interesting stuff.

...

I'm getting nervous for our talk. I'm worried he'll realize I'm the same as the Kromer he used to know.

[gooberino]

Weirdo who likes sleeping in my leg coccoon

[thiccnewt]

really though i can still bury my dick in newton’s ass and he can bury his tentacles wherever he pleases -hermann, coming to terms with kaiju!newt’s transformation, probably

[cosmiado]

12 and 21 for hermie :3♥ hehe

HI KAI god what hcs DONT i have for Hermie. first of all i am the world's foremost trans guy Hermie truther but thats not a new revelation. i think probably my favorite hc is that he is utterly terrible at cooking but refuses to accept this fact and acts like he's god's gift to the culinary world. im also quite fond of the idea that he loves being flirty with Normal until Normal flirts back and then he can NOT handle it and gets flustered as all hell <333 i love my loser idiot son

in a similar vein i LOVE writing him flustered or deeply head-over-heels for Normal 🥰🥰 but its also so delightful to write about him being a little shit who causes problems on purpose. whenever he pulls some "if youre suggesting........ that i would want to.......... 'hang out'..... with a man who refuses to take off a...... Mascot Costume......" bullshit its SO fun and fairly easy to write. in a similar token as much as i love him being sweet and genuine it always feels SO hard to do without feeling ooc 😭😭😭 theres so little true genuine Hermie in the podcast that i kinda gotta make it all up

[hermthebackstreetsrat]

Good. I'll be sending you a gift once I finish talking to her.

Yuri Sweetie, I need to know how mad you are at Catherine on a scale of 1-1000, so I know how long to cook her for.

- @hermthebackstreetsrat

c. cook her? uhm. i hope that is metaphorical... but i'm about a 750 right now!!

[hermthebackstreetsrat]

// blog admin here, Daphne took over herm's blog, so she's gonna be the one talking until further notice ;3

[hermthebackstreetsrat]

Herm finds himself in a dark room. He's certainly not on the bus, nor is he back in his reality...

"Hello?" He says into the darkness, praying for a response

But nobody came

"This ain't funny, you know that right?" He prayed this was a prank, just another day with the sinners and whatnot

But there was no response

Silence.

He hears something pounding

A rhythmic tremor he could feel all throughout his being and this mysterious room

It reminded him of drums, not unlike those you hear before a great battle in ancient warfare

Thud

The tremors grow louder

Thud

He begins to run

Thud

He keeps running until

He's hunched over the bathroom sink, his face wet. He doesn't know if it's from tears, water, or sweat

He looks into the mirror, his eyes bloodshot from a lack of sleep, his hair thick and matted from a lack of care.

He feels cold. Why does he feel cold? It's too cold he needs to get warmer he's t o o c o l d

Then, he hears an all too familiar voice in the back of his mind

"Hello, My Beloved"

He's w a r m now

He's s a f e now

He's h o m e now

[hermthebackstreetsrat]

Well. Guess it's Time for that brat to pay her dues.

After all, Summer comes to melt the ice in the end.

[hermthebackstreetsrat]

Herm Crying bc this shit killed his wife

happy whitenights and whitedays

[hermthebackstreetsrat]

Hey chat, there's this funny lady in my head who's telling me to crash out

[hermthebackstreetsrat]

Anon mail: A pissed of Ricardo

@lcbyuri

I laugh to myself

"He's right behind me, isn't he?"

[hermthebackstreetsrat]

"I had a good day today."

[hermthebackstreetsrat]

I suddenly have a grenade, and I immediately realize the source of said grenade

"...I don't think he understood the joke."

> H: Grenade.

[Obtained Grenade]

+1 Grenade

Description:

Grenade

Usage:

Throw it back, Gregor

- @hermthebackstreetsrat

//He throws it back to Herm

I think it’s a bit late for this…