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The Construction Zone - Hired Help, I
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? AGAIN?!?!"
The construction foreman barrels toward the two new hires who were stuck with supervising and coordinating what the construction world liked to call the "hired help". These genetically modified brutes generated from the incredibly faulty first wave of hormone amplification and gene therapy were taken care of and tended to in warehouses across the nation, and when heavy lifting needed to be done, there was no better or faster tool--that is, if you could keep them focused long enough to lift a single steel beam.
"Sir, we're really sorry, we were tryin' our best, but Davis dropped his huge fuckin' cock on accident 'cus the sweat made him lose his grip, and we think with it slammin' against the ground like that and him keepin' walkin' forward with it draggin' behind him started gettin' him riled up. He just stopped and landed on his knees, and his damn mammoth dick's stuck underneath his huge legs, so we can't even get it out to get it taken care of! We don't know what to do!
The construction foreman had a look that demons would fear. "Davis, you fuckin' know about SOP with wranglin' the hired help! Why the hell did you take the gloves off, boy? And Andrews, why the hell are you throwin' Davis under the bus like that? You're the one watchin' the hired help's ass bounce with every step--I fuckin' watched ya! You were droolin', boy!"
The two new hires hung their head in dejected shame, continuing to be berated by their foreman. However, the foreman was suddenly interrupted by slight tremors near them, and they realised the hired help was adjusting his weight... and suddenly grabbed his battering ram's worth of junk out from under him, pulsing, throbbing.
"BOYS! WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER! RUN!"
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His chest, covered in the red shirt he spoke of, was broad and Kagome swore she saw the edge of a tattoo. His arms, thick with muscle, could easily wrap around her and as he started his way back over to her, she had to remind herself to breathe once more. I really need to get laid. He settled himself in the chair across from her with only the tiny table in between them as she readied herself for an awkward conversation.
“So,” she began, “thank you for responding to my ad!”
“I might have mentioned it before, but I actually need someone to help me in the uh, dating department as well.” he mumbled, a small blush forming across his nose. “Not that this is real dating, I mean, that we are helping each other out.” He’s so cute.
“I understand.” Kagome couldn’t help herself and giggled at him. “Look, this is simply a business deal between two people, if that makes you feel more comfortable.”
“Sure. Can I ask why someone like you is looking to do this?” He asked, tilting his head and Kagome had to refrain herself from squealing, when it dawned on her just what he asked.
“Like me?”
“You’re attractive and nice. You clearly could get any guy here, so why do you need to hire someone?”
“I could ask you the same.” Kagome shocked even herself with her response, but she was feeling bold, causing Inuyasha to choke on his tea.
#inuyasha#kagome#inukag#fake dating#hiredhelp#work in progress#work in progress wednesday#inuyasha x kagome#modernau
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Hired a new pool boy today… #poolparty #poolside #poolboy #hiredhands #hiredhelp #poolcleaning #poolbaby #sexyhunk #cleanmyspace #cleanmybody (at Catalina Foothills, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CT8tmUfr40q44aIf_GjIeuqI65NftqmqFzNLLs0/?utm_medium=tumblr
#poolparty#poolside#poolboy#hiredhands#hiredhelp#poolcleaning#poolbaby#sexyhunk#cleanmyspace#cleanmybody
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The comedic Relief @lakaflaka @jenfarrow813 #fatherofthebride #hiredhelp #actors https://www.instagram.com/p/BvxgmzmHtUc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=18k2fskea0eve
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A while back I was looking to hire a helper in the shop. I felt in order to have full control (because I am a control FREAK), I’d make one, instead of hiring one🤓. In the end, he turned out smarter than I’d planned, and promptly left for a warmer climate😞. (Swipe to see video) #artistlife #hiredhelp #wilderness #artist #wildlifeartist #art #metalart #weldernation @froniusweldingcanada #Fronius #MIG #TIG #GMAW #TransSteel2200 #perfectwelding #FroniusCanada #artificialintelligence #robot #steampunk @froniuswelding https://www.instagram.com/p/BpFrnf3nqbg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kca3sf4h8682
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Line work sorta makes me happy. It’s how I know if I’m off. After I had done quite a few of them before we left out for the day.... I had felt really good about them. Loose, crisp and sharp still. But best of all they were definitive marks. Hesitation to me kills a brush stroke. I actually look for it in pieces. Any who thanks for all the birthday wishes and the such. Much love. I’m going to auction off this painting tomorrow and I’m beyond excited cause it’s really coming out on many levels. Enjoy the evening. 🎨🖖🚀🚀🚀🚀. Can’t wait to go to work tomorrow and do nothing till I’m sent home like a good little Slave boy. #punchtheclock #slavefactory #ants #lineupforyourchanceatnothing #workforyourself #makemillionsforothers #crumbsformyfamily #hiredhelp #laborer #norealstructure #madeupfantasyworkplace #tryhardnottolaughtomorrow #wowthephonemustbebroke #thinkaboutwhomakespeopleworkonholidays #art #artwork #artist #trippy #trippyart #painting #newart #face #eyes #tired #wired #grinning #bewildered
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When u'll do anything 4 that #CrackMoney!...How long was that #rally in #Phoenix anyway? An hour? 2? @ $10/hr? #SMH #JustWow #HiredHelp #FakeFans #BlacksForTrump #BadActing #TalentSearch #FuckTrump #CheatersNeverProsper
#cheatersneverprosper#crackmoney#smh#talentsearch#justwow#hiredhelp#fakefans#badacting#blacksfortrump#fucktrump#rally#phoenix
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hired-help replied to your post: ⚠ "I'M HERE TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS OF DRUGS"
The princess of drugs oh my g od
hired-help replied to your post: ⚠ "I'M HERE TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS OF DRUGS"
Super Mario, only princess hancock and the mushrooms are extra special
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“Because I’m not royalty. I’m a noble..” She states as he does so. “I don’t have guards, I do my work myself but the target I’ve been assigned is a bit more out of my reach, hence why I need help.” She spoke again keeping her eyes on him.
Hired Love
{Closed Rp w/ @emilytrancy} Darius sat at his table in the Tavern, he kept to himself as the Tavern was filled with low life’s, thugs, and more. He drank from his tankard as he enjoyed the alone time he had as he enjoyed his meal. looking up as he saw the door open he was confused to see the newest patron enter the Tavern.
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Stop Screaming At Your Kids And Let Me Do It For You!

We all lose our temper sometimes, especially parents. Hey, you're only human, and to be fair, your kids are absolute assholes. But when you scream at your children, you're implanting a permanent perception of yourself within their minds---and it's not a good one. For everybody's sake, you have to keep it all at bay. That's why I'm making myself available to scream at the little bastards for you. Read the full article
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Seattle Wedding Show Over #wedding #artshow #conventioncenter #hiredhelp #cbbellmedia (at Seattle Wedding Show)
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#referralfee #referafriend #toppay #jobsavailable #jobswanted #nowhiring #jobopening #jobopenings #hiremenow #hiredhelp #hire #hr #employment #jobopening #jobsearching #jobboard #ziprecruiter #indeed #monster #jobapplication #applytoday #carson #gardena #southbay #hawthorne #inglewood #casino #texas #southgate #truckers #truckersfriends #friends
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Great Startup model here by @annavitals worth studying if you wish to consider a new startup. #startup #annavital #entrepreneur #startups #smallbusiness #business #ideas #founder #innovation #launch #funding #ideas #prototype #tools #resources #team #hiredhelp
#founder#ideas#hiredhelp#launch#startup#resources#smallbusiness#startups#innovation#business#prototype#tools#team#entrepreneur#funding#annavital
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Need somethin' off that high shelf up there, boy? Hold tight yer horses and I’ll grab it for ye with me grabber. ⠀ ⠀ Say, is that sensation returning to me legs or just me beard itching?⠀ ⠀ #shelfgrabber #hiredhelp #civilwarveteran #prospector #suspenders #beard #gameart #indiegame #paintfactory #showroom #wheelchair #timetoshave⠀ ⠀ / on Instagram https://ift.tt/30zsrJ8
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It's international cat day! And this little kitty has had the laziest of days 🐱 #purrfectmodel #purrfectdayssleep #purrfect #kittycat #kitty🐱 #internationalcatday #internationalcatday🐱 #internationalcatsday #relaxing #relaxation #catslife #catsagram #cats_of_instagram #catdreams #catbreak #hiredhelp #gaurdcat #mouser #smug #smuggs — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/31v3xdZ
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Release Day: Tidy Up
Release Day: Tidy Up
This series sounds so good! I can’t wait to have some extra time to read it!!
#ReleaseDay #TidyUp #OddJobsSeries #AJAlexander #HiredHelp
Against all odds, do opposites attract… Find out NOW in Tidy Up by AJ Alexander!!
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