#his age is... unknown...

[palmolli]

Not my usual Zelda posts... not even close, but here's my Roblox OC, Micheal!!!

By day, he works at a pizza place, but by night, he's battling beasts of all kinds with his trusty m9, and of course, his beloved blunderbuss.

Text: "Hi, welcome to pizza bros!" "Son of a blunderbuss... I crashed my car :("

[sunderwight]

Reverse transmigration bingqiu except instead of Bingge turning up in Shen Yuan's world, it's white lotus disciple Binghe who does.

Shen Yuan, currently in his last year of high school, finds him and thinks he's a troubled homeless kid who has latched onto a character from a web novel as an intense form of escapism. He's initially just going to hand him over to some authorities of some kind but the kid seems so lost and scared, instead he ends up deciding to personally use his family's connections to help him or at least find his actual family or something (of course, doesn't turn anything up).

Baby Binghe is brand new to Qing Jing peak in the timeline he left from, so he doesn't have any idea of cultivating. With his demon blood still locked, he's a normal kid. But he's smart! He figures out basic appliances and picks up other modern facilities pretty quickly, wins over SY's family, and eagerly decides to keep living with him when SY moves out for the first time. SY's almost feeling bad because he definitely got the better end of this deal. His family manages to enroll LBH in school and they get him a bunch of lessons on things he seems interested in, and even so this kid still finds time to do a better job cooking and cleaning than SY, whose schedule is less packed.

A couple years pass. SY is beginning to accept that this is a permanent situation. So is LBH, who is kind of sad that he won't be able to fulfill his mother's dream of him becoming a cultivator, but actually really likes living in the magic shiny future with Shen Yuan and wouldn't change it now even if he could. SY is looking at long-term things for organizing Luo Binghe's further education, travel, etc. He's come out of his shell, is more active in the world and with his family because he needs to make sure his young ward gets proper socialization! (SY's family think LBH is the best thing that ever happened to him, and don't point out that they're actually only a few years apart in age; except Shen Meimei, who is the same age as LBH.) Meanwhile Luo Binghe's life plan is veering towards "housewife" aspirations, but he's still too shy to mention that to the object of his crush. It's okay though, he's got time! He'll get older and then figure out how best to approach the situation! (And in the meanwhile run off anyone else who tries to date his future husband...)

Of course, that's when it turns out that the system sent him here as an emergency measure to get him out of the way while it resolved a major issue with the actual setting. When the issues are repaired, it yanks LBH back. He finds himself returned to the exact same moment he left, in the same physical state, the years he spent living with Shen Yuan seemingly erased.

Going back to Qing Jing Peak after all that is difficult. No, worse, it's almost completely intolerable. Luo Binghe has been treated right and had a good life and now it's just gone. He has no idea how to get back.

But, that's why he has to stay. Because if there is a way to get back, then his best shot at figuring it out is learning how to cultivate, and devouring every single book in Qing Jing Peak's library, and then every other sect's library if need be. It is possible to move between worlds! He knows, because he did it! He just needs to find the way to do it again, permanently. So he stays and he deals with Shen Qingqiu's cruelty and the bullying of his sect mates, but he doesn't hold out any hope for them to improve. Instead he tries his best to hold his own ground, uses things he learned from Shen Yuan's world to steal whatever advantages he can, and pushes his way through any obstacles or competition.

He hates Shen Qingqiu, though. Especially because he has the surname Shen. Shen Yuan's family was good to him, so it seems like a cruel joke of fate that his shizun is so dead set against him. Something that could have been a comfort is instead a bitter twist of the knife.

But then a couple of years into this, Shen Qingqiu... changes?

After suffering a qi deviation, he stops beating Luo Binghe at the slightest provocation. He stops beating any of his students, in fact. He gives Binghe medicine, actually starts teaching classes, rescues Luo Binghe from a malicious skin-stealing demon, takes the blow of an incurable poison to save him from another demon, even gives him the side room of his own house to stay in. The bullying ends and the atmosphere on Qing Jing Peak changes, like night and day. Somehow he goes from being Shen Qingqiu's most hated student to being his clear favorite, even doted on disciple.

Luo Binghe is not going to fall in love with this new reformed Shen Qingqiu, though. He isn't! His heart is not so fickle that he will just fall in love with anyone who is kind to him! His love for Shen Yuan, that was real. And Shen Yuan would tell him that even though Shen Qingqiu seems to have changed, Luo Binghe shouldn't just forget about the past, because what if Shen Qingqiu returns to that behavior? It might not happen, but if it does then Luo Binghe must react accordingly.

But it's difficult, sometimes. This new Shizun, he's... he's really... sometimes he seems just like...

But Luo Binghe won't fall in love with him!

No matter what, he won't stay. He has to figure out how to move between worlds, and get back to Shen Yuan. Who he REALLY loves. Not Shen Qingqiu. He is in love with Shen Yuan and he is not falling in love with Shen Qingqiu.

At all.

[hemmerboxes]

actively stepping out my box of "mountains a sweet gentle giant" to absorb and accept the "hes a large hellspawn cryptid thing who constantly just.. doesnt seem right"

[chalamet-chalamet]

He’s just like me. Austin on the mind 24/7. 🤷🏾‍♀️🤣

TikTok credit to chlametfvs

[skullmakesmelaugh]

George: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Bobby, are a fucking cactus

Bobby: I’m twelve years old

[akemiiya]

headcanon: siffrin doesn't actually remember their exact birth date, they just have a vague idea of the time of the year it should land on and so the first day of september seems like a decent enough estimate. easy to remember too, so that's when he chooses to celebrate it

[marianatrenchprobably]

Rewatching X-Men and I’m so in love with Logan’s file

Not the “thought to be Canada” that’s a Canadian man dangit

[fawnforevergone]

what absolutely floors me is the way "Unknown (Nth)" is the song for Treachery, and yet is more about betraying ourselves rather than being betrayed. hozier says that, when the break-up happened, it felt as though his lover was chewing on his heart while it still beats, but he can only blame himself because entering a relationship is acknowledging the chance it may fail and still going through with it. AND THEN HE SAYS "i'd walk so far just to take the injury of finally knowing you" - meaning he would do it all again with the knowledge of failure because isn't that what he risked in the first place anyway? ,,,"Unknown (Nth)", the weapon that you are-

[faunandfloraas]

seeing ppl be like 🥺 i hope lee know has taken the cats away from his parents who they have lived with their entire lives 🥺 so they can stay in an apartment he's about to leave for 6 months to do an international tour 🥺 like. are you stupid or have you never had a pet in your life? ALSO hyper analyzing that mans silly little cat video to figure out if he has them at his house or if his family has moved or if they've gotten new furniture or renovated is fucking WEIRDO behaviour lmao why would any of these guys ever want to share a video of their pets if the result is 2 days worth of people speculating on something thats none of their business in the first fuckin place

[ryuusei-boi]

[videogamelover99]

I've done a 180 on the Mersault finale and now think the whole "skk did an improvised plan with nothing but plastic fangs, contacts and their insane improv skills" kind of the best thing ever? Like yeah, we lost a LOT of potential angst material but looking back on it, this is insanely more funny. The whole fandom freaking out TWICE cause we kept thinking either of them is gonna die when in reality Dazai and Chuuya are simply incapable of killing each other.

Also I sure hope the fandom has realized that Chuuya is, in fact, REALLY GOOD at hiding his emotions and true intentions when he needs to, considering he managed to fool Dostoyevsky the whole time. Sure he's a brash and honest person, but only SOME of the time, and it's not a weakness like a lot of people assume it is, it's a choice.

And not to mention the final gem of the thing. There's no way Dostoyevsky is dead, not with so many mysteries about him still unsolved, and after this arc?? BOTH Dazai and Chuuya are on his hit list. His "these two people somehow managed to fool ME" list. His "next time I will make sure to murder them in cold blood" list. Love that despite SEEING how skk worked in the Dragon Head Conflict Dostoyevsky still thought the only real threat was from Dazai, someone he thought was on par with his intellect. But they come as a PAIR and goddamn if I'm not excited for the potential dynamic Dostoyevsky will have with these two in the future.

[lelianasbong]

letting sera beat the fuck out of pel harmond. for enrichment <3

[sesamenom]

some ideas from an au where maglor just keeps living in britain (/himring?)

especially in the earlier eras he had to put a lot more effort into styling/dyeing his hair to cover his ears & the blueness/Elf Sparkle. he also wore glasses for a while to dim the Treelight Eyes (because even as badly faded as he is, it's still really obvious with how old he is).

[somthing-lavender]

Experimental manga coloring done on a manga edit where I aged up Guinevere (I was feeling very bothered by her canon aged when I made the edit).

Uncolored edit below + other versions of my coloring experiment

In another universe her & Lance are platonic and/or she's a reasonable age like 16. A displaced kid finding comfort in another displaced kid, while knowing they're destined for a tragedy.

The first 3 versions, in case you can't tell I had a blast with this experiment.

[pixelatedraindrops]

Yuma Month: Day 18: Future

“Thank you for coming... Makoto.”

“Oh come now... Discard your emotions.

You are my homunculus are you not?”

"...You are cruel for this...shouldering me with yet another burden…

Kurumi...is still looking for you..."

“I know…I’m sorry.

Tell her…my journey has been extended.”

[lesbiandatekaname]

the fact that the wiki just merges date and falco's file information is criminal to me. you CANNOT tell me that Kaname Date's hobbies including camping and barbeque. those are not true facts about him, that is for a different person.