#honey in theory? 🙂‍↕️

[queenimmadolla]

frothing at the mouth to write Eddie Munson as a honey hater.

that boy was so eager to get a taste of it, after seeing it mentioned in novels and hearing Jonathan say it goes well in tea—fuck, even winnie the pooh made that shit look delectable. goes to the market solely for a jar of it, and one spoonful later, he’s lost all joy for life.

after that, he stops trusting people.

[nvxzaa]

── .✦ Baby

Masterlist

Pairing : Lee Felix x reader

Word : 1.6k

Genre : fluff

Warning : Felix using is deep voice🙂‍↕️

In the vibrant backstage dressing room, barely thirty minutes before the concert begins, the members of Stray Kids are scattered between warm-ups, nervous laughter and final adjustments. At the back of the room, seated on a large black sofa, Felix slouched nonchalantly, his left hand firmly wrapped around Yn's waist, cradled half on top of him, both legs resting on his knees. He's scrolling through messages on his phone with his other hand, jaw slack, hair still damp from a make-up touch-up.

Yn, for her part, is in the midst of a verbal duel with Lee Know, eyebrows furrowed in that intensity typical of an unnecessarily serious discussion.

- I'm telling you it's impossible," retorts Lee Know. Even in theory, it doesn't make sense. Intention doesn't count more than action, not in this context.

- Wrong," cuts in Yn, waving a hand to back up his words. Intention is the driving force. Action without intention is just a reflex. You don't punish someone the same way depending on whether they meant to do harm or were just clumsy. Even in law, it's a fundamental distinction.

Felix, half-concentrated on his screen, has the corner of his lips lift. He knows she won't let go.

- It's not philosophy, it's logic," insists Lee Know, leaning against a dressing table. You can't say that thinking about doing something is the same as doing it.

Yn raises an eyebrow, calmly.

- So in your opinion, a person who thinks about betraying, but never does it, is no big deal? Do you want us to wait for her to press the red button before worrying? What if she regrets before then? Doesn't her inner struggle count for anything? Intentions are what define us. Not just what we do when someone looks at us.

Silence.

Even the stylist putting away the wigs pauses for a moment, eyes wide. Changbin, from a distance, mumbles an interested "hmm". A staff camera, set up in a corner to capture "natural" moments in the dressing room, films the whole scene. Felix, still concentrating on his phone, stops briefly. Then, in a deeper voice than usual, without even looking at her, he lets out in a whisper that seems to come straight from his gut:

- Baby...

Lee Know blinks. The staff holds back a chuckle. Yn doesn't flinch. She's used to it.

- I'm not saying that thinking is doing," she resumes calmly, crossing her arms, still perched on her crossed legs. I'm saying that what we choose to think, ends up coloring who we are. And sooner or later, it shows. You can't live with the idea that what's in your head has no consequences. It's the beginning of everything, good and bad.

Felix finally puts down his phone. He looks down at her, a thin smile on his lips, watching her as if she'd just redefined the universe. His hand around her waist tightens slightly.

- ...Have you eaten today? Because right now, you're philosophizing about the universe on an empty stomach, and I'm not sure I'm ready for an existential crisis before I go on stage.

Yn laughs softly. She grabs a lock of her hair and wraps it around her finger.

- Think about it after the show, baby.

Lee Know shakes his head, half defeated, half admiring.

- I'm tired of you.

- You too, Minho. But you're funny when you lose," she replies with a wink.

And somewhere, the camera keeps rolling.

The camera is still rolling. Discreet but well placed. Staff love moments like this - nuggets for vlogs or behind-the-scenes that show the real them.

Lee Know mumbles something in his beard, gets up to fetch a bottle of water, clearly brooding over his rhetorical defeat. Felix tilts his head slightly towards Yn, his fingers tapping on his hip like a silent metronome.

- Would you like me to put some honey in your tea afterwards?" he asks, his voice soft and light again, as if his grave declaration of a minute ago had never existed.

- Do you have any honey?" she asks, turning around to get a better look.

- I always hide some in my bag. Have you forgotten what a pain you are when your throat's dry? You're like a cat that never stops moaning.

- Wow. Love is strong," comments Seungmin from a nearby chair, headphones around her neck. Public insult, but with a bag of honey in return.

Felix laughs softly, shoulder shaking Yn in the process. She laughs too, that muffled little giggle she gets when she's trying to stay angry but can't. Then she leans forward slightly to rest her forehead against his collarbone, allowing herself just a moment of calm against him, while the commotion backstage continues.

- Are you stressed?" she asks softly, just for him.

- A little," he admits. Not for the show, but... I know you don't like too much noise. And tonight, there are, like, ten times as many pyros as usual.

- I know. But don't worry about me. But don't worry about me, I'll be wearing my earplugs. Besides... I've got you," she adds, lifting her chin to look at him. As long as I can see you, I'm fine. You've got everything under control. Even the fire.

Felix stares at her for a second, a mixture of admiration and raw tenderness in his eyes.

- You're killing me when you talk like that, baby. I don't even know how you do it.

- I'm used to thinking," she reminded him, tapping his temple.

And as if he couldn't help himself, he leans in and kisses her quickly on the corner of the mouth. Not a show kiss, not a kiss for the camera - just a kiss because he needed to. She smiles, her cheeks barely rosy, but she keeps her composure, as always.

One of the stylists pokes his head in at the entrance:

- Ten minutes, guys!

Felix straightens up a little, but keeps his hand on Yn, like an anchor. She finally moves her legs down from her knees to give him space, but stays to one side. Lee Know passes by them again, bottle in hand.

- Good. Okay. As for intentions... maybe you're not totally wrong," he mumbles.

Yn smiles triumphantly.

- Thanks, Yn. I'll have it engraved in a mug.

The staff in the corner discreetly give the camera a thumbs-up. This scene will most likely end up in a touching montage, with soft music in the background. And fans will no doubt later focus on the precise moment when Felix whispers "baby..." in that voice he reserves only for her - without even realizing it.

"After the scene, in the quiet“

Later that evening, the stage lights are out, the screams have died down, and everyone is scattered in their hotel rooms, exhausted but euphoric. Felix, still in his jogging bottoms and tank top, his hair damp from a quick shower, sits cross-legged at the end of the bed. Yn is leaning against the pillow, a cloth mask over her face, her phone in one hand and a bottle of water in the other. A towel draped over her shoulders still soaks up a few drops of cold sweat.

- Have you seen the tweets?" she asks without looking up.

- No, I've barely checked my notifications... Why? Are they bitching because I missed a step?" he worries for a moment, frowning.

- Not at all," she murmurs with a mocking laugh. You're the tweet, baby.

He looks up, intrigued.

- What kind of sick phrase is that?

She holds out her phone to him.

On the screen: a video montage already reposted hundreds of times. Their scene in the dressing room, captured by the staff, is circulating everywhere. The serious, unexpected, heartfelt "Baby..." sequence is isolated, slowed down, amplified, remixed... even put in the background of a dramatic fan edit with violins.

Felix bursts out laughing at a tweet that reads:

🧎‍♀️"The baby... with his demon voice straight from the underworld, I'll never get over it. Felix... YOU OWE US AN EXPLANATION."

Another tweet:

"Yn remaining unperturbed as he calls her baby like it's a prayer. This woman is blessed, I'm sick of it."

And again:

"Lee Know being debated by Yn, Felix falling even more silently in love, Seungmin commenting like an uncle... it was a backstage stage MASTERCLASS."

Felix runs his hand over his face, blushing.

- Seriously... is that what marked them? Like, not the fireworks, not the high note I worked on for two weeks, but... this?

Yn stifles a laugh under his mask.

- Babe. They know you. They didn't even know you had that voice. It's like you're possessed by Cupid, ASMR version.

- It's not my fault, I was concentrating and you came out with your lawyer monologue. I didn't even mean to...

He grimaces, embarrassed, then looks at her, more tenderly.

- ...But frankly, yeah. I think I was just thinking about how brilliant you are. And I think my brain short-circuited. That's what happened. Now all Twitter thinks is that I have a fetish for lodge philosophical debates.

- That's because you do, isn't it?

- Maybe a little," he admits, moving closer to her on the bed. He rests his head gently against her belly, eyes closed.

- I'm screwed, aren't I?" he murmurs.

- You already were, a long time ago," she replies, gently stroking his hair.

He smiles, his eyes half closed.

- Do you think they'll calm down?

Yn shrugs, amused.

- Have you forgotten that they have the power to make a deep-voiced baby become a trend TikTok? It'll take you three weeks.

Felix sighs into his belly, resigned. Then he looks up at her, his smile tired but happy.

- At least they taste good.

She throws a pillow in his face.

Muffled laughter, thrown pillows, and an exploding Twitter.

Just another night at Stray Kids.

[screampied]

i will gladly elaborate my thoughts on cockwarming. nothing less for my queen ;>

but yeah! welcome to my ted talk! for starters, i think toji and kuna will probably be either the most impatient ones or THE MEANEST as in no gray area. they're just meant to be so mean and built to make us take their cocks how they want to :(((

i feel like suguru will tone down the teasing ykwim it's still there but like he's starting to get pussydrunk so it's not as condescending LMAO also for some reason, i feel like he'll do it as a very intimate thing that u guys only do every nce in a while OOOH WHAT IF???? COCKWARMING WHILE HE HOLDS A MEETING WITH HIS CULT??? AND YOU'RE SAT ON HIS LAP IN A PARTICULAR POSITION TO NOT GIVE ANYTHING AWAY??? HIS ROBES DON'T LOOK RUFFLED OR ANYTHING??? BUT HIS COCK IS DROOLING PRECUM AND THROBBING UP IN YO TUMMY????

toru my babyyyy, sighhhh, toru would be so cocky (yeah right) and he'd insist that he won't break first but guess who's begging u to bounce that ass on his big cock? yup, it's toru~

kentooo~ ugh kento would be just right. HE WOULD GUIDE US. TO TAKE. HIS. FAT. COCK. talking bout "that's it sweetheart. go slow so you don't hurt yourself... unless you're into that kind of thing?" JAFIAEHUFIHAEEAIFIAEFJAFJ listen honey listeeeennnnn "can you stay still on my cock while i work on some papers? i'll fuck you just how you like if you behave for me" I AM DECEASED

chosooooooo my og bby gurl~~~ poor mans would cry the moment you sink down on his cock but stay still :((( he be like, "what's going on? why aren't you moving, sweetie? am i hurting you?" NO MY LOVE UR COCK IS JUST SO THICK AND BIG AND LONG THAT I GET SPEECHLESS BC I LITERALLY FEEL YOU POKING MY THROAT UGGGHHHHHHH SIGHHHHHHH

p.s. bf saw my previous ask abt cocks so big that they hang and... we tested... some... theories....

-very very very bricked reading sesh anon<3

the descriptiveness oh u didn’t come to play 🙂‍↕️

I LOVE BIG COCKS. i need that on a shirt actually. woah cockwarming cult leader! geto while he’s holding a meeting ????? that’s so ?????? me when. sounds like a yummy fic idea icl 🌞. who do u think is the biggest packer in jjk. i’m gonna be biased n say my pookie toji BUUUUT i feel like suguru’s def up there, true form sukuna too. those two will annihilate your insides just for funsies

satoru looooves a girl who rides him good 😞😞😞 he’d cum from just the eye contact alone.

UR SORIGHT ANOUT KENTO HES SUCH A SWEETHEART. if he’s too big he’ll guide ur hips, whispering raspy praises in your ear while telling you to keep ur eyes on him :< oh ur tryna kill me. imagine riding kento while he’s taking an important phone call, n the other person on the line is like “is this a bad time mr. nanami? you sound out of breath.” i would cry

choso’s so big i js knoooow he’s packing that heat. it’s always the shy quiet ones trust☝️ it’s at least seventeen inches tall with girth and a cutesy tip color of #E3908F oooooh i need him no one understands me

[normalaboutjungkook]

What do you consider significant TK moments vs not significant?

Concert nape kisses?

Vegas PTD lap sitting?

Atomix?

Paradise Hotel?

Sweetheart Tees?

Hawaii?

Junkookie sings this to me?

Tae tugging or grasping JK's sleeves?

JK cutting Tae's food and feeding him?

Letters from Yoongi?

Paddleboard picture showing up everywhere?

Malta rooming and spooning?

Airport nape kiss?

Fortune teller visit?

Harry Style's hugging and hand holding?

V tattoo on Golden wall and in videos?

Wooga ring?

Distance bracelets?

Lollipops from Mexico?

Junkookie always sings this song to me?

Tae's joy of using 🐰 in his choice of avatars etc.

Sharing their songs with eachother first?

Tae's tiger lilly pants?

I could go on. I realize some are silly, but they add up and it's fun to speculate. I wouldn't go around waxing poetic about Mexican lollipops but......bringing back your honey a souvenir isn't nothing? 😁

thxxx for another ask @peacelovingsworld 🙏🏾

hmmm i’d to preface by talking about what makes taekook different in the case of significant moments. (in general) in every ship there are those iconic moments or coincidences their shippers hang onto as proof. i notice most other shippers hold onto moments or theories conjured up from however long ago but i feel as if taekook continues to have more of these new “coincidences” pop up. more than any other ship… that alone should say something. i feel as if we dont hold onto any single moment because there’s just… a lot. taekook is really the gift that keeps giving as that one anon from a while back said. also i’d like to add that some moments require context to see the significance of them, and there are plenty of moments where i’m like “of course it’s taekook. it’s always them”… it’s the context of all of these things + the less moment-y things of how taekook treat each other. like just the small things of how… how do i put it… no boundaries? idk how to describe it there’s a different vibe between them and how they connect with each other. idk im just yapping

ok now lemme answer this with how significant i think each moment u mentioned is

Concert nape kisses?

hmmm i kinda consider it fanservice. but i think in a lot of these fanservice moments, what makes it significant or different is the way they approach it or react to it.

[just addinf that… continuing]

like during the taekook nape kiss (sry abt the edit idk why yt shorts armys r allergic to not altering footage) instead of cringing or acting surprised, tae does it with such nonchalance & jk kinda stands there looking bit shy lol. thats why i say context matters. and there is another concert nape/shoulder kiss where tae does it in a kinda less visible way. significant with context

Vegas PTD lap sitting?

JK likes sitting in tae’s lap sometimes, i noticed. idk what his deal is. that PTD lap sitting lowkey gave me the same energy of the pic on the right so i added it

like it wasn’t necessary… could be fanservice… yet he still chose to do it. and he smiling about it 😭. but what u can definitely conclude is that there is a good amount of comfort between them for him to do that (multiple times. and vice versa)

Atomix?

iirc photos at atomix w/ tae was the first photo jk uploaded to his ig of him with another member. apparently that was a like veryyyy good (& also private) restaurant. something not even hobi knew they did. im glad they shared that with us like yayyy im happy for yall. i consider it significant

Paradise Hotel?

we only knew they were there tgt without staff b/c they basically implied that. credited only themselves for making the run bts challenge vid. jk landed & tkk went there tgt. they got to relax and spend some personal time together at a pretty cool hotel amidst a busy schedule. significant to me🙂‍↕️

Sweetheart Tees?

it could be a coincidence but cmon now. the same shirt on the same day when they r apart & it even says sweetheart on it with a heart like what is that all about… ykw good for them. significant

Hawaii?

only my brain works like this. only mine: when i was listening to seeing green by nicki minaj it reminded me of taekook. she said “thats why im private like the airports i land in” like ok period… but hold on. i immediately thought where were all the airport pics for jk going to hawaii? 🕵🏾

bro… other shippers jumping for joy over inconclusive airport pics (sorry for the shade) meanwhile jk seemingly teleported to hawaii (well actually a 9hr plane ride) just to be with tae bcs, why not. not for work, just bcz tae is there. and the quote of all time “he’s so pretty i could die” came out of it. all philosophers were found flipping burgers in wendys after tae ended their careers with the truest statement ever. tbh….. that seems significant

Junkookie sings this to me?

regardless of if it was “to” or “for”, i think it shows their closeness. tae saying he always sings “to find you” to him is interesting. like why is he singing a romantic song multiple times to u? is it bcz 🌈. or maybe the song is just nice and u like jk’s voice (“best voice in korea as far as im concerned”)? anyway im suddenly getting “nothing like us” flashbacks. significant tbh

Tae tugging or grasping JK’s sleeves?

it is cute and kinda subtle. things like this sorta show they lean towards e/o the most when they want comfort. or its like a way of connecting to e/o. but also reminds me of when jk pulled tae’s earlobe that one time (kinda random but it popped back into my mind)

JK cutting Tae’s food and feeding him?

it shows that he is attentive & cares for tae. it’s cute, esp the food cutting

Letters from Yoongi?

oh i already yapped abt that

Paddleboard picture showing up everywhere?

its a nice pic & jk is in it. but its kinda interesting bcs when tae posted on an ig story w/ a zoom in towards his eye + the paddleboard pic it is as if he wanted ppl to notice jk in it. with a romantic song in the back…

Malta rooming & spooning

it was cute & again shows they are comfy w/ e/o. also the fact they mostly prefer rooming w/ e/o (in general) is kinda significant

Airport nape kiss?

that was on tae’s bday. idk if its technically a kiss if jk had a mask on. & he coulda pulled it down🤔 idek. he was definitely very close to tae tho & not bcs anyone shoved him there or something. it didnt even look that crowded behind him

Fortune teller visit?

it’s not just the fact they r happy some fortune teller told them they r water & fire so they need each other or something… but the references they’ve made towards it as well. like jk’s water & fire posts. seems significant

Harry Style’s hugging and hand holding?

well locals started thinking they r a couple (again). a LOT of locals/non-bts stans are like yep they r def gay or somethinf LOL. and imma just add this pic bcz i find it a bit funny

V tattoo on Golden wall and in videos?

imma start this by saying my villain origin story is people still claiming the J on JK’s finger which he said stands for his own name, as a hint for their ship. im sorry to mention it but it still pisses me off. JK already covered up that one eye tattoo on his arm bcz ppl said it reminded them of illuminati 😭. i dont rly expect him to cover up the J if he already clarified its meaning but cmon now. the V tattoo could really just be an A with a weird font, but tbh… it is very simple to just draw a line and make it a proper A. just saying. also idk what OT7 armys were on when they somehow connected his hand tattoo to every member like what is going on (& why do some ppl still believe that)??? im sorry the theory was kinda cute ik, but i dont understand why JK always has to be pushed into some OT7 propaganda (and dont get me wrong im OT7 but bffr)

anyways. in the jacket shoot sketch he said the drawings were accurate of his tattoos. ik this man saw that huge af V in gold behind him. its likely he knows ppl think the A is a V. and he said that anyways🤷🏾

as for the V showing up in videos idk. im skeptical of those it seems too random imo but could be an easter egg

Wooga ring?

there are armys tryna push the “wooga is close with every member” agenda bcz some of them hate every small joy of tkkers. like i can tell some are being shady when they do that. but only jk got their matching ring so 💁🏾

Distance bracelets?

members tend to wear matching stuff w/ e/o but i feel like tkk do it the most. esp with jewelry. in general kinda significant

Lollipops from Mexico?

with the timing it is possible tae brought it back & gave it to jk. but i’ve had a friend give me a tarrito before which iirc he got from a deli in our city and not from mexico itself tbf. & my friend is also mexican himself so he already knew about tarritos & just wanted me to try one. to me not really significant. hmm but still could be possible that tae actually brought it back

Tae’s joy of using 🐰 in his choice of avatars etc.

i already wrote what i thought about tae being a dva main. kinda silly but its also interesting. and him choosing smth with a pink bunny as his kakaotalk pfp that one time shows a pattern tbh. not all that significant but interesting

also i got to gold rank with dva (before my console gave up) and noticed similarities. tae played her until at least masters rank while playing alongside jk himself a lot of those hours so i doubt that he didnt clock at least one similarity

Sharing songs with eachother first?

this is one of those “of course its them” moments for me. like of course they both shared their music with e/o first. they were “love is mutual”-ing lolol

Tae’s tiger lilly pants

tiger lily is jk’s birth flower which he also has tatted. it is quite visible on the pants tae wore too so he probably noticed it before wearing it. idk if he thought “imma wear this to connect myself to jk” or if it was more like “i like these pants. and oh. is that a tiger lily? even better” or if it was not even noticed. who knows. but i think tae is quite observant

ok that is all for now

[thatonesquintern13]

📺| the way home - season 3

season 1: 🩵, season 2: 🩶

episode one - you ain’t seen nothing yet:

• HIIIIIII

• okay i did watch the first like minute on air day but i couldn’t watch the whole ep so here we go

• a baby!?

• is this bella swan

• bella swan is writing the baby a note

• i paused it and all i’m seeing is “i love you” and “i’m sorry” and “remember me.” 🥺

• bella swan looks like alice but idk

• they’re just leaving that baby ALONE!? (i thought they were putting the baby in the pond so i guess this is better)

• okay byeee

• (like that’s definitely alice and the cool guy right???)

• JACOB

• i can’t believe they’re doing this

• like where does the show go from here

• DELL

• THE FLASHBACKKSSS

• “mom?” 😭😭😭😭

• and how do we explain this to dell !

• i was SOBBING when i watched this the other day

• it’s crazy that alice has the most recent memories of baby jacob

• oh we just hopping right in to the time travel of it all

• “you remembered your chair?” 😭😭

• JACOB RECOGNIZES ALICE

• that’s actually so funny that he’s the only one who recognized her

• “how do you know alice?” oh dell honey it’s about to rock your world

• “the pond isn’t just a pond” AND SHE HAS A LOOK!!! what do you know delly!!

• the real and true story of jacob landry was actually a GREAT detail to add to this storyline bc it takes the brunt of the suspended disbelief

• elliot is that a load bearing wall

• oh! wall traysure!

• a small clock i’m sure that won’t be relevant later

• very emotional about kat getting to tell elliot that jacob is home

• sorry the hole in the wall is not the pressing matter here kat

• “thomas..? i thought he was…” “he’s alive, faked his death” LMAO

• yeah yeah the time knife we’ve all seen it

• also i was right lmao

• I CHOOSE YOU AND I CHOOSE HERE AND NOW

• KATELLIOT KISS LETS GOOOOO

• a kat and dell front porch sit and talk 🥹

• dell: that’s a lot of information to get in 30 seconds

• “but it must be true, right? because my son is home.” yeah 🥺 he is 🥺

• dell and kat are in the era of healing and communication 🫶🏽

• “he fits colton’s clothes, katherine” SOBBING 😭😭😭😭

• now why is he shaving…..

• jacob and colton flashback 🥺

• (okay wait baby jacob looks kinda exactly like the baby colton from last season’s cliffhanger…)

• jacob the man looks so young now???

• his old room doesn’t looks anything like he remembers )):

• (he could stand a haircut if i’m being honest.)

• KAT AND JACOB BACK ON THE BED JUST LIKE OLD TIMESSSS 😭😭😭😭

• THE STARS!!

• DELL

• THE LANDRYS ARE REUNITED

• THE TEDDY BEAR 😭😭😭😭😭😭

• this feels too good to be true. what’s gonna happen to them….

• alice your mother just woke up from the weirdest night of her life you can’t spring time jumping theories on her right now like at least let her have a coffee first

• “are you implying kacey is from the future?” oh like that’s so strange

• “they were not even remotely damp” oh yeah i forgot about that detail LOL

• OKAY BUT WHY DO THEY HAVE THE RING

• oops dell doesn’t know kat was technically the one who caused colton’s accident 😭

• at this point, i’m not convinced colton is dead. don’t know how he’d pull that off but

• (bc the window for him to jump back to the bonfire night is so slim. like a couple of months?)

• AH! SAM. go away dude we have other things going on here

• was hoping they’d new guy him and we wouldn’t ever mention him again 😪

• (where is new guy…)

• get a job! stay away from her!

• elliot getting the family pass but not sam feels good feels organic 🙂‍↕️

• JACOB AND ELLIOT 😭😭😭

• that’s his little brother fr 🥺

• casual katelliot i love winning

• “oh, i see. took you long enough.” jacob CLOCKED them

• “okay kids we need to talk” she hasn’t had a house full of her kids in 25 years 🥺😭

• “just so i’m clear, everyone at this table knows about the pond?” elliot: 😁😁

• let dell jump in the pond

• oh yeah jacob cover up time

• the landrys are famously bad at keeping the time traveling thing a secret so idk how well that’s gonna work delly

• it’s giving coven i like it

• oh! on the news and everything!!!!

• this is going to backfire i can feel it

• okay but this story is technically true

• “he found his way home” *leo pointing.gif* roll the credits!!!

• NINE MONTHS LATER!?

• thinking about that baby from the beginning for no reason

• dell on her horse nature is healing 🙏🏽

• yesss a jacob the man haircut!! he looks so much better now

• “i’m so late for work” girl you were in 1814 like every day last year i don’t think it makes a difference what time you get there 😭

• oh! good morning elliot 😏

• “since you’re the boss and only employee, i don’t think it’s a problem”

• DOMESTIC KATELLIOT 🔥🔥

• happy kat landry wow didn’t know she existed

• hand placementttttt 👀 + “i can’t wait until we can have breakfast at my house 😏” elliot augustine i was not familiar with your game 🥵

• ohp. dell’s here let’s talk renovations 😁

• “it’s going to be hard not having you at our kitchen table morning, noon, and night. hard, but not impossible” this is a woman who lived alone for 16 years there are tew many people in her house right now

• I LOVE YOU !? wowowowow

• a letter???? to delilah,,, okayyyyy

• oh! we recognize it, do we?

• the herald!

• oh yeah forgot about alice lol

• suzanna’s book 🥺🥺🥺

• “your name in print, finally.” 🫶🏽

• the point! and former nemesis monica!

• sam’s here.

• oh it’s tense okay

• you can take the boy who used to be a man out of the 1814 fields but you can’t take the man out of the 1814 fields. or something like that jacob is farming okay

• i wonder if we’re gonna get a jacob and his friend (i wanna say? danny?) reunion !

• okay back at the house and dell is reading her suspicious letter

• “your lie is known. time will tell.” 😟

• taking the time to hand stamp this is crazy

• bet it was new guy

• (actual prediction: kacey. they’re back to being suspicious)

• GHOST COLTON!?

• colton please the port haven police could not even BEGIN to understand what’s happening here

• “there are holes. and someone’s poking at them.” after i spent last season saying there are no plot holes in this show lolllll okay writers i see you

• oh! it’s not the first letter!! okay!!!

• elliot’s kitchen is done slay

• just hit me that there are three (3) bedrooms in this house meaning elliot is for sure staying with kat in her old bedroom the layers here

• and we’re throwing alice a welcome home party! fun!

• love the commitment to the term “renos”

• “speaking of alice we need to talk about sleeping arrangements” hey i literally just was!

• evan williams is kinda like a canadian johnny bailey i won’t be expanding on that

• anyways

• oh okay so elliot isn’t staying at the landry house but alice will need a bedroom when she gets here! kat. down to the basement 🤧

• though dell did tell jacob he shouldn’t have to do that “again” sooooo when was the first time? did they put a child in the basement???

• also. kat does not want the basement

• “you know… kat could always-” “i think we should just put a pin in it.” oop! a lovers quarrel

• PHOTOGRAPHER JACOB JOURNALIST KAT 😭

• dell will not be letting that boy out of her sight again

• “i’ll say goodnight as well!” king of tension breaks

• a concerned, eyes wide open kiss yeah katherine you goofed. elliot wants you to move in and you put a pin in it 😭

• oops! we (dell) have accidentally had to come to terms with the idea of your children leaving and now we’re angry!

• “jacob can make his own bed, mom. don’t coddle him” his big sister for real

• “he’s just a boy.” he’s jacob the man now dell ):

• the alice in wonderland books!

• do we get to know what dell meant by “you found your sequel” last season 👀

• ohp there’s wine on the book. tbh, would be my last straw.

• i’m sure this won’t lead to anything 😀

• A SECRET MESSAGE

• “No curse is on The water believe in magic Come to the pond.”

• kinda silly that the wine fell exactly where the message was 🤭

• IT WAS COLTONS BOOK

• wait why am i gasping i know colton knew about the pond already

• okay love that we went straight to elliot with this

• kat just saying everything i wrote about in these live blogs VINDICATIOOOONNN

• narrator voice: colton would not have said something if he knew about the pond

• it could be a message to him. from…. also him? 👀 no. unless!

• “i hate that disclaimer” “it’s a good way to keep you from getting sued, kat.” yeah victor augustine would have his lawyer at your door in a HEARTBEAT kat

• oh right the goodwins too

• sore-ry 🫵🏽

• “i miss her” oh i’m sure

• “you know, you could try to go back” he jumps one time suddenly he’s mr lets jump all the time

• “i wouldn’t hold you back” “which is why all i want is to stay right here. with you.”

• COUCH CUDDLES IVE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

• oh, colton flashback!

• “remember, our future is stronger than our past. it’s our legacy.” okayyyyy

• oh is this a dream, not a flashback?

• kinda both

• “mom! why’d you let me sleep in?” “i didn’t want to coddle you.” DELILAH the southern sass lives

• alice? took a cab??? to port haven???

• didn’t know they had those there

• alice dhawan, business bitch.

• “it’s not so easy watching them grow up, is it?” we love complex generational relationships 🥹

• colton’s guitar! i wonder if we’ll discuss the “coyle’s” sticker on it this season

• okay when is the contractually obligated chyler and sadie song im ready

• aw she didn’t get to play it

• “i was busy with other things. important things.” “like boys? 😏” “i said, important things, mom.” IKTR

• oh! we’re talking about the sticker now! wow i’m tuned IN to this episode

• “that’s thomas’ last name.” “you mean the guy that shot you?” finally a voice of reason

• THE POINT WAS COYLES!?

• SUZANNA’S POINT WAS COYLE’S

• *pepe silvia board* so something that was suzanna’s was taken by thomas but eventually was given back to her kinda like how katherine was in lo-

• there are layers is all i’m saying

• “i spent a lot of time there my first summer in port haven” ooooooh okay i see the promos are making sense now

• kat, teenage dell was not asking around about the history of the name of a burger joint in the 70s

• “i just met somebody with that name a long time ago” heh

• colton used to sing at coyle’s bc ofc he did

• “just like you do at the point” 🥹🙂‍↕️

• “gotta take jacob his lunch” boy moms, man. something else

• the real reason dell hasn’t let jacob acclimate with society is bc she’s hoping he’ll stop talking Like That*

•*like he’s from 1814

• it WAS his dream to be a farmer 😭

• i really have no gut feeling about what jacob is going to pick. i can see it going either way, or him finding a way to be both at the herald and on the farm

• aw mother daughter pond time

• pond bonding. ponding.

• “whenever i would miss 1999, i would come down here and talk to the pond. it felt like my friends back then could hear me.” and they were literally at her present day house so silly

• KATS TALKING TO SUZANNA 😭

• she’s telling her she’s published 🥺 like jane austen 🥺

• “i miss you. i miss everyone. sometimes so much that it actually hurts.” girl….

• okay kat everyone is telling you to go, i fear you have to go.

• but i also fear you will not land back in 1814.

• there she goes.

• elliot alice bestie time!!

• alice also using “renos” is this like. a new word in canada why are they using it so much is this chip and joanna gains’ fault?

• he’s asking alice if he should ask kat to move in with himmmmm 😭

• “you want my mom to move in with you 🤨” (with the intent of torturing your bestie)

• “you really are alice 2.0” “who called me that? 🤨” who do you think girl

• - 1814 - (or around there)

• ELIJAH

• i’m a little scared tbh i don’t know why

• woooah did she jump back too far 😟

• this is about to get confusing

• wait so ALL of that jacob stuff last season took place in like one week??? that’s crazy.

• and it’s only been one 1814 day! but nine 2024 months since jacob jumped!

• whaaaat you mean we couldn’t trust cyrus goodwin this whole time???

• (he was still going after jacob despite thinking he had already killed thomas as per their agreement)

• jacob jumped back to avoid being HUNG

• just casually forgot to mention that

• “in your world, where he belongs” “jacob belonged here too, elijah” 🥺

• now why we asking about thomas you know who you’re here for

• aw thomas is gone boo. oh well anyways

• riiight right the white witch.

• “there’s one more person that i need to see” 🥹

• SUZANNA!!!!

• also, technically, the point!

• “do you have an idea how many times i’ve pictured you just like this” OH IM SURE 🤨📸

• they’re going to burn you at the stake katherine!!!!

• suzanna is not happy to see us….. ):

• we need to get her out of there 😭

• “please, heed what i say. you need to go. now.” “is that what you really want?” “it is what is necessary.” 😭😭

• i can’t believe they’re breaking up right now. i-

• “okay i’ll go. if only to keep you safe”

• like if they didn’t want katzanna shippers, they shouldn’t have made them so forbidden love coded and then written them the most romantic lines

• katherine’s telling her to write 😭 she’s giving her the way out!!! 😭

• “you can do anything.” cut the cameras ✋🏽😞

• “goodbye, katherine” ouch ):

• i was gonna say something but the season is still young and i don’t wanna jinx it (hello it’s me from the future hehe i have no clue what i was gonna say, so! i guess i really won’t be jinxing it)

• THE PAINTING OH MY GOD

• 🤨📸

• this is truly the gayest thing hallmark has ever produced and they’ve had gay couples kissing on their network

• - present day -

• dell has a vinyl of colton playing at coyle’s 🥺

• omg young colton and del 😭😭😭😭

• i can’t believe we get to see their love story i’m so excited

• - 1814 -

• THOMAS!? i thought you were gone ✋🏽

• “you faked your own death!? are you serious!” lmaooo

• “i, for one, would rather be a liar and alive than an honest dead man.” hmmmm i feel like. that’s not the flex you think it is…..

• STOP KISSING HER

• that’s right it’s over 😤

• “there is somebody else” yEAH

• “i really hope that he’s good to you. good enough for you.” don’t ✋🏽 talk about elliot like that he’s the best

• “be free of this” she won’t be /: but that was a nice sentiment

• NOOOOO IS HE GONNA JUMP!?

• if the finn factor is correct it won’t work but i have a feeling the finn factor is NOT correct

• - present day -

• jacob with a camera likely place for him to be

• oh! polaroid flashbacks!

• colton YELLING?,??, to stay away from the pond????

• oh. that’s post-halloween festival colton coming back to warn him isn’t it )): what happened will always happen, col ):

• ohp mama mad.

• mama being kat

• someone get jacob the man a twenty-first century dictionary please

• actually i bet people would believe he grew up amish (or the canadian equivalent if there is one)

• anyways

• “i’m a coward here” 😭

• no it’s really not that hard to be a white man in 2024 you can do whatever you want jacob!

• “this is so much different than the life i lived” i TRIED to tell y’all last season

• yeah i don’t know how they thought dell wouldn’t hear them with all this yelling

• but still ): she shouldn’t have had to hear that

• played her like a fiddle 🙂‍↔️

• elliot’s reno’d house!

• i’ll be honest don’t remember what it looked like before

• but the kitchen is nice!

• “plus, now i have a five year plan!” business bitch 😌

• wow not one mention of brat summer it’s like she didn’t even experience the states properly

• r*chel got her an internship! the nepo treatment is international!

• hmmm suspicious of this internship.

• “organic concoctions” “tarot” “organic beauty” likely story

• queen of cups i’m sure if i knew anything about tarot that would mean something to me

• okay searched it. “queen of cups shows up to affirm your intuitive gifts” so they’re telling me i’m right to be suspicious got it

• “and she’s wearing the merch” same kat

• a career!? you’re 16*???

• but also she can move to london and work for kbpr 😌

• yeah what about music and singing!

• oh i forgot she went to a performing arts school. i don’t think they really explained that

• “music as a career? what does that even look like?” girl, taylor swift!?

• where is r*chel i just wanna talk

• “focused on the future. not the past.” okay so we’re getting a little bit of a call back….

• “oh, alice. you’re only 17!*” exactly dell!!

• “dad and r*chel agree with me.” “of course they do. remind me to call brady.”

• “something from when i was 17, and fancy-free i might add. no five year plan in sight” and then she met the love of her life wow 🥹

• i love that alice was 15 when she met 15yo kat and 17 when she’ll meet 17yo dell. complex generational relationships!!

• we’re gonna hear baby colton singing? 🥺

• “did he ever make a real record?” “no, he didn’t. it’s a long story.” okay s3 here we go!!!!

• southern dell cleaning up even though she’s the guest checks out

• OH! someone running! hated that! that was scary!

• i-uh. what was that? james?

• not dell mothering elliot in his own house 😭

• idk alice maybe you shouldn’t be running after mysterious figures in the woods by yourself!

• it lowkey looked like kat tho. or maybe they just had short hair

• and it’s a full moon!? oh heck no

• this is literally so much personal growth from dell i’m so proud of her 🥹

• jacob gets to exist outside of the farm now yay!

• andie macdowell is so pretty

• is ghost colton gonna show up

• is REAL col- SAM!? NO

• jumpscare for real

• not secret dating in the barn 😭

• nooooo this is right up my allyyyyy how dare theyyyy

• phew okay some katelliot time

• doing the dishes talking about time travel 🥹

• “it helped me close the door on it all” hate to say it but this is one of those swinging saloon doors kat, i don’t think its closed for long

• oooh colton vinyl b-side

• WAIT

• “i know a path to the past is it a secret worth knowing” ??????? HELLO!?

• me and kat made the same face lmaooo

• oh she did not catch the lyrics

• DANCING!!! IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!! 🥹

• oh she heard em

• “come on, you don’t think that he knew?” exactlyyyy

• the song is literally laying out step by step jumping into the pond and she thinks it’s a STRETCH!?

• “i was brought down below sunken and cold” !!!!!

• “there’s a lesson to learn from yesterday and the future could be our way out” there’s that f word again! and the finn factor theory!

• okay elliot shoot your cohabitation shot

• hello who is THAT

• a GORL

• is it alice 😧

• elliot’s never gonna get to ask her now

• IT IS ALICE OH MY GOD

• THEY RECORDED A SONG TOGETHER 😭😭😭

• alice and colton are soulmates in the sense that they might BE the same soul

• “okay uh i’ve gotta go find her.” girl she chased a dark figure she is GONE

• yep the figure lead her to the pond

• a SWEATER !?

• WHO IS WATCHING HER

• is this the first time we’ve been concerned about a cell phone when jumping into the pond?

• that was the one plot hole in this show

• oh no she’s calling kat but kat’s phone is at elliot’s!

• wait jacob flashback.

• colton is telling him he loves him. it’s gotta be future colton 😭😭

• “no matter what happens. no matter what… will happen”

• WHAT HAPPENED WILL ALWAYS HAPPEN *leo pointing.gif*

• there’s so much happening oh my god

• is alice going to jump or is someone going to push her 🫣

• “someone else is time traveling” !!!!

• PUSHED 😨😨😨😨

• IS IT COLTON?!

• AHHHHH

• fin.

[kookooluvr]

Here I go… grab your favorite drink 🍹

While reading his post fallout routine, I could feel his emptiness and it hurt a little. My poor baby 😩

“A part of him still holds onto the hope that it'll all end with you.” Man, I love endgame couples 🚬🫩

One thing that I really love about him is that he knows that oc loves him back, he doesn’t make crazy theories in his head for the plot. He knows her so well and most importantly he understands why she is the way she is, even when his heart is broken… I love you so much for writing him like that, is like a breath of fresh air.

I had a funny feeling during the whole voicemail, but at the end it’s relieving that she finally opened up. ❤️ the last part tho… it broke me. She made one of the most beautiful and detailed love confession of all time!!!

I have said this time and time again: AS A SOCIETY WE HAVE TO MAKE MEN CRY MORE OFTEN (good or bad idc)

SHE WENT TO HIM FIRST? My feeling oh my goddess. 😭

Omg, he told her about the non-kiss with Hana so soon???? Girl……… 😭 I mean we love an honest guy but 😭

Yep, I knew our boy had too many good boy point so okay we let that slide 🛝🙂‍↕️✊🏻

Omg I loved this ch SO MUCH. This and the return of 6/7 is what I needed for real.

So I have to ask: how was this week for you so far?I’m still recovering from all the lives and pictures being shared. I want them to rest but I cannot wait for them to share things again and do lives 😭 also kinda sad for those rumors of Yoongi not having a ceremony of discharge like the rest, but I also feel like with how the media had been with him it’s reasonable 🤬 anyways.

Hope you are well!! See ya 😘❤️

ughhhhh i love youuuuu 😭😭😭😭😭😭 as soon as i post an update i always know your review will hit !!! thank you for the tmhtl!jk praise because i hold him quite dear to my heart, and you enjoying oc's love confession makes me so happy because i may have shed a tear or two while writing it 🥹🥹

this week has been crazyyyy with the guys' discharge and finally posting part 8 of tmhtl. i'm so happy to have them back, like the bora fever's got me badddd BUT i feel like i can only fully celebrate once my yoongi poongi honey baby is discharged THENNN it'll really sink in that they're back. and i haven't heard the rumors that he won't have a whole ceremony but i hope it's not true because the media has already disrespected him enough so GIVE MY MAN HIS DUES !!! anyway, i hope they get their well deserved rest and once they're ready to get back into it, i'm going to be soooo hyped for all the new content. i'm SAT for all the future lives and albums and concerts 🙂‍↕️

thank you again my sweet sugarplum for always putting in the effort to write your reviews and share your thoughts on tmhtl, it means the wooorld to me 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼