#honey slugger

[yourlocaltrashpandaxoxo]

Punch Out Men's Bracket OCs! (Special Circuit)

THE BOYS ARE BACK! And they've had quite the makeover! Name: Grimm Reaper/Asher Black Age: 18 Height: 5'2 Weight: 120lbs Nationality: ???? Position: #4 Special Circuit Record: 6-66 (6 KO) Stance: Southpaw (Left-Handed) "This creepy little gremlin doesn't really belong in the Special Circuit at all but his hulking brute of an older sister makes sure her little bro always gets what he wants. He's much smaller and scrawnier than the other men but he has a special trick up his sleeve. Fear. He adores tapping into people's darkest fears just to see what kind of reaction he gets. Under this angsty personality, however, seems to hide a very broken soul who yearns for attention." Name: King Kitty Age: 25 Height: 5'10 Weight: 138lbs Nationality: Chinese-American Position: #3 Special Circuit Record: 20-11 (12 KO) Stance: Orthodox (Right-Handed) "Don't knock this flamboyant young man down just cause he likes to wear cat ears and fuzzy legwarmers, King Kitty packs a surprisingly strong punch! He's a sassy, playful and slightly snarky young man who absolutely ADORES anything feline-related! He owns a cat café with his girlfriend that helps rescue sick and abandoned kitties. He's one cool cat!" Name: Honey Slugger/Seth Ahmed Mabrouk Age: 19 Height: 5'8 Weight: 129lbs Nationality: Egyptian Position: #2 Special Circuit: Record: 19-6 (15 KO) Stance: Southpaw (Left-Handed) "'Oh! What a handsome young princ- UUUGH!'. That's often how a first interaction between Honey Slugger starts out. He may be a gorgeous prince hailing from a glamorous palace in Egypt but he absolutely REEKS. He was unfortunately born with an unknown condition that causes him to smell incredibly horrid and he isn't afraid to weaponize the stench during a match. Nose plugs are highly recommended."

Name: Sad Clown/Claude LeBeau Age: 36 Height: 6'6 Weight: 165lbs Nationality: German-French Position: #1 Special Circuit Record: 22-16 (16 KO) Stance: Southpaw (Left-Handed) "A gloomy and very monotone performer from an unknown part of France, Sad Clown lives up to his boxing name as he is quite the mood killer when he wants to be. Not many people see what's underneath his mime make-up or even see him smile and it's unlikely they ever will. He appears to be hiding a rather traumatic event from his past..." Name: Rahi Moana/Raharuhi Wihongi Age: 30 Height: 7'4 (big boi :0) Weight: 213lbs Nationality: New Zealander (Maori) Position: Special Circuit Champion/Champion of the WVBA Record: 30-2 (28 KO) Stance: Orthodox (Right-Handed) "The mighty man-mountain from NZ, Rahi is an absolute unit of a man who reigns supreme over the men's bracket. Though he looks big and scary, he's a very jolly and gentle giant to most who meet him. He's also a big family man and values his family and boyfriend a lot. It's quite difficult to anger him but if you succeed? Be prepared for 7 feet and 4 inches of pure Kiwi rage to come crashing down on you like an unforgiving tidal wave."

[munsonsmixtapes]

9-1-1 Masterlist

Evan “Buck” Buckley

You meet Buck at a bar and you are the first to not fall for his charms but he’s going to damn well try to impress you.

Cheers to You

Buck gets a new camera and wanting nothing more than to take photos of his favorite subject.

Pose

Buck and your daughter, Sophie make cookies together.

Give Me Some Sugar

After many failed attempts to set you up with someone, Hen and Karen finally decide to set you up with Buck since you both seem to have so much in common. But when you both decline, you keep seeing him around town which leads you begin to wonder if maybe it's fate that you're meant to be together.

One Single Thread of Gold Tied Me to You

You show Buck your new outfit and he’s more than happy to show you how much he loves it.

Take it All Off (18+)

Taylor Swift series

You and Buck have a one night stand only to find that your world is a lot smaller than you initially thought.

Dress (18+)

Say Don’t Go

I Can Do It With a Broken Heart

Soon You'll Get Better

Sweet Nothing

Bad Blood

Requests

prompt request: “We need to talk about last night.” (18+)

prompt request: “Please don’t cry.”

request: Buck gives you a massage after a long day

request: you and Buck have makeup sex after being broken up for a week (18+)

request: taking Christmas photos with your boyfriend Buck

request: Everyone knows that you and Buck have feelings for each other, but the two of you are in denial because you don't want to hurt each other

You and Buck share fun facts on shift

You and Buck are friends with benefits and after an argument, you make amends as well as big confessions (18+)

You and Buck think about your future as you eat your first meal in your new apartment together

Buck is caught off guard by how flirty the new probie is

Buck x shy!probie!reader

You're the newest member of the 118 and Buck will stop at nothing to tease you as a form of flirting and you believe that he doesn't like you, but Eddie is going to do whatever he can to set the two of you up.

Slugger

Angel

Honey

Sweetheart

Baby (18+)

Mama

Taking a Big Whisk

You're Buck’s neighbor who doesn’t like him, but he’s hoping that a batch of cookies will make you change your mind.

part one

part two

Eddie Diaz

Eddie knows you have a boyfriend, but he’s going to do everything in his power to get you to break up with him.

Breakup (18+)

request: you and Eddie end up being forced to share a hotel room during a storm which brings you closer (18+)

request: there’s nothing more that Eddie loves than eating you out (18+)

request: you and Eddie confuse your sexual tension for hatred (18+)

request: you and Eddie can't deny your attraction to one another (18+)

request: you catch Eddie masturbating and help him finish the job which ends in a love confession from the both of you (18+)

request: you and Eddie end up in the back of his truck yet again (18+)

Buddie x reader

You and Buck compete for Eddie's attention until he offers up a key to his hotel room to the both of you.

Just a Taste (18+)

You and Eddie are in a relationship only to realize that you both are also harboring romantic feelings for Buck. Little do all three of you know that you're all actually in love with each other. Maybe you'll all find out before it's too late.

Never Too Late

You and Eddie are in a secret relationship and Buck wants to be apart of it, only for you to reject him. But when a new member joins the 118 and starts flirting with Buck, you and Eddie realize that you actually do like him.

Maybe I Do

After falling asleep to your favorite TV show, you somehow end up in the universe and are shocked to find out that your in a relationship with your two favorite characters.

Live Your Fantasy (1)

Live your Fantasy (2)

request: your boyfriends Buck and Eddie help you distress after a long day (18+)

Bobby Nash

Buck and Eddie take Bobby to a club to meet someone and while he intends to go home alone, he ends up forming an unexplainable bond with you.

Just a Number

[ratsoh-writes]

How familiar are the skeletons with humans, specially human anatomy!

So I noticed I’m sometimes inconsistent with how I write the skelebabes and how well they actually understand their human neighbors. So I figured I’d make a little chart for it. (This would represent them before the rps)

Their job specifically deals with human anatomy!: G, green papaya Alden

Is literally a halfbreed/grew up with a human parent. They know all the necessary details: cider barley roost Harpy butch snipe Barin arwin

Knows quite a bit because of simple curiousity. They like to research!: sans wine pop Pluto ace saga lens

Is somewhat knowledgeable due to work/circumstances: Star edge rust noir oak willow lilac basil rhythm Jupiter captain finn

Is from an au with many humans, maybe doesn’t know every detail but enough to help in a medical emergency, or to just not look ignorant lol: rancher peaches ram pitch moose maple crow quill mango swine possum dice gamble slugger steel slim bruiser boss Ollivander Hilda thistle yarrow partner rowdy

Has a lot of… hands on experience with humans ;) : charm sugar mutt sparks salt sir weasel Flambe pesto gold butler hook cricket

Has only a surface level knowlege. Probably has a few misinformed ideas about the human body: red mal cash coffee lord lush pepper Pearl silex fisher pudding papyrus

Absolutely ignorant. Probably believes humans have claws or some weird stuff: honey orion atlas Artemis Helios Jasper sails taffy vibrato tempo stitches tinker compass gears

[passerine-former-sword-robin]

The ultimate nickname collection. { Under construction }

Our kids,

Mahina : Sourfruit (she is sour but also the fruit of our lives) , Pretty fruit (To match Elwin).

Mary : My Angel (To make her understand that she is Nice and a blessing to us) , Morute (Look it up)

Harley : Baby™ (Christel calls everyone a sweetheart and Baby but he is our baby) , Honey-bee (he likes insects)

Malyk : tifli (Literally means "my baby" in Arabic) , Butterfly (his name before and he also likes insects)

Anastacius : My champion (He is our Champion) and the usual My smart baby boy.

Aristella : My princess (She is a princess alright) and again the usual warrior princess / Princess knight.

Aleksander : My Munchkin (I have no idea, it just stuck and Christel does the playfully eating his cheek thing every single time) and the usual My brave son / baby.

Astrid : My Pudding (Christel's favourite dish to make 🍮) and again the usual TinkerBell (fav Disney character)

Hiba : My Astroid (Ironic yes) and again the usual sweetie pea & Bubbles (I can sing the powerpuff girls theme in my sleep at this point)

Our mentees :

Jealina : Parrot (They are smart creatures thus the name)

Rose : DarkNight (To match with Iris, Yin and Yang)

Anastasia : Starfish (Her name means resurrection and Starfish is a symbol of that)

Marco : Mars (The Roman God, God of agricultural and War's children were called Marco)

Iris : WhiteSun (to match Rose, Yin and Yang)

Des : Chocolate (Because she likes chocolate)

Circe : Sweetfruit (like the actual sweet fruit)

Xyria : Applepie (I am starting to think that the team should be called Fruit gang. Also Arix is called Applecake)

Celeste : bliss ("like a blissful evening, something pleasant")

Lanira : Swordfish (thought it sounds cool and makes sense to her)

Elwin : Pretty boy. (Self explanatory)

@the-children-of-gotham

Our nieces and nephews,

Nyx : Starlight (she is a star and is a light) and Dove ( like the bird 🕊️, not the soap brand Timothy)

Aster : Sunshine (shines brightly like one) and sparkly-rascal (I have no idea, she used to call that since his birth)

Ra : Sun Rise (Because of his name) and Falcon ( The God Ra was often depicted with a hawk's head or as a falcon.)

Mani : Shooting star (she reminds her of one) and Winnie-Rascal (all the hair pulling)

Jupiter : Baby planet (because of his name) and my sleeper agent (as a joke)

Christeline jr aka Chrissie : Songbird. (I don't really know why) and mini me (also as a joke)

Ida : Sweetheart™ (Christel calls everyone a sweetheart and Baby but she is her sweetheart) and her title is "The Favoured daughter of underworld's Demi-goddess", so Christel often calls her "my favour'd" whenever she is in the underworld.

Markus : Pumpkin (Kinda like how she calls Daxter Panda)

Athena : Champ (Short for Champion because she knows the actual Athena)

Alexandria : Slugger ("every time I visit, she sleeps!")

@the-astromeners-bakery

Her siblings :

Harold : Ghost boy (self explanatory) Walmart Danny Phantom (again self explanatory)

Selene : Bear-baby. (Panda 2.0 situation)

Oberion : Chubby-Monkey (Panda 2.5)

Sean : Nugget (really trying to unlock her inner big sister with this one)

Aurora : Noodles (🍜🍜🍜)

Dimitri : The Chosen One / Baby (I have no idea.)

Yin : Swiggy (????)

Yang : Rascal and Jerk Boy. (He knows why)

Daxter : Panda and Panda boy. (The og)

Kam : Kam-Jam, Broski™, Dork-man.

Hecate : Sweetheart (the original), Gurl (pronounced like that) and my bitch (back when they were roommates)

@gotham-its-seven-in-the-morning

My siblings :

Grayson : Big D (they think they are funny) and Dad (She is NOT his actual daughter. It's because he acts like her father sometimes. He was also dating Claudia)

Todd : Papa (okay ADOPTED daughter and NO THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME HER UNCLE FOR FUCKS SAKE-)

Drake : Timmy (it's alright) , my chemical bromance (it's edgy and she knows it)

Cassandra : Lover girl (she is married to Hecate)

Steph : My imbalanced Bromance (....)

Duke : The Guy (he calls her the woman. I don't know the joke)

Kelley : Googles. (...)

Helena : Lena (small but sufficient)

Special mentions :

Delenn : Mama (adopted mother)

Carol : Mami or mom (again adopted mother through marriage and even before)

Ben : Candy cane. ("What do panda eat?")

Barnaby : Crow, little crow (look at him @scarecrowspawn )

Nathen : owl, owlet and she technically gave him his name. (He is either dead or alive. We don't know)

Artem : The Mother™ (yes she says trademark out loud)

[disasterbiwriter]

You may have seen me obsess over this before, but... Luke tries to teach Jess how to play baseball, because "every boy likes baseball, right?" And it doesn't go very well. 😆

The Diner Dudes and the Bad Hop

Part I

Lorelai is bussing a table when Luke clatters down into the diner, and as she looks up and takes him in, it's clear she's trying not to laugh.

"What?" Luke demands. "What?!"

"Nothing, I just didn't know you realized you could wear those things with the brim to the front." She reaches up and gently flicks the brim of his ancient Mets cap.

"Knock it off." What does it say about him that even that miniscule degree of contact with her sends his stomach into somersaults?

"Sorry, sorry." She looks him over once more, from the hat down to the scuffed up Slugger hanging at his side. "So, you're really going to go through with it?"

"'Course," he says. "He's excited."

Her face is soft. "Of course he is. He loves to take the trash out if it means you're with him."

"It's going to be fun," Luke insists. "All boys love baseball."

"Right right." She snaps and points at him, cheeky. "Hey, do you think he'll put whatever he's reading down long enough to hit the ball, or are you thinking the reading material will be thick enough to be a stand-in for the bat?"

Luke rolls his eyes. "Are you in overtime yet?"

"Maybe."

"Go home."

Part II

"All right, bud, remember what I told you?"

Six-year-old Jess is vibrating with excitement. "Yep!" He ticks the items off on his grubby fingers. "Keep my eye on the ball. Don’t swing at anything below your shoulders or anything higher than your knees."

"Er, close. It's actually - "

"And quit when it starts to feel like all the baselines are running uphill."

Luke scratches his head. "Did... I don't remember telling you that last one."

Jess scrambles for the backpack he slung off along the first baseline and pulls out a pristine library book. "Babe Ruth’s Baseball Advice," he announces proudly. "Mrs. Gilley ordered a copy of it for the library when I told her you were gonna teach me baseball."

Mentally Luke runs through a catalogue of sayings attributed to the Big Bam and makes a mental note to remind Mrs. Gilley that Jess is still in elementary school. "All right, put the book down, let's get to it, kid!"

"I'm ready, Uncle Luke!" With comedic effort he hefts the bat over one shoulder and readies himself behind the plate.

"Uh, honey? Try taking the mitt off when you bat."

"You got it, Uncle Luke!"

Part III

"Jess, I think you'll probably have more luck if you open your eyes when you swing."

"Good idea, Uncle Luke!"

"Jess, honey, that's third base, not first."

"But we read left to right! Why do we run right to left?!"

"I, uh... I don't actually know the answer to that."

"That was better! Try running towards the ball instead of away from it next time!"

"What if it lands on my head and cracks it open like an egg?!"

"No, I'm definitely sure there are only three bases, kiddo."

"Chuck Presby says there are twelve, and if you miss any of them they make the umpire put you in JAIL!"

"But are you sure?"

"Look, sweetheart, I know I told you I don't actually know everything about baseball, so I guess it's possible... But I'm telling you, I don't think there has ever been a baseball player who was also a bank robber. And you've gotta stop listening to anything that Presby kid tells you, he's an id - he's just teasing you."

"Uncle Luke! We forgot the wickets!"

"No, Jess, there are no wickets in baseball, that's cricket."

"Uncle Luke! Uncle Luke! I hit it! I - oh no! Uncle Luke! Are you okay?!"

Part IV

Lorelai unearths a bag of peas from the diner's freezer and gently settles it against Luke's cheekbone. "Well, at least he hit it."

Luke glances over at the counter where Jess is wearing more ice cream than is getting into his mouth. He loves that little gremlin so much he might actually cry - or would, if any tears could escape his rapidly-swelling eye. "He certainly did. Baby's first bad hop."

"What on earth is a bad hop?"

"You know," Luke sighs, "ask me some other time. I think I'm done talking about baseball for the day."

"You got it. Need a beer, boss?"

"Make it two. Hey, didn't I tell you to go home?

"You want me to get you a beer or not?"

"Right, shutting up now."

Part V - Two Weeks Later

"And then," Jess says proudly, tapping the little square with his finger, "the guy hit a fly and got out at center field - so I put the 8 in his box Eight stands for center field, remember?"

Lorelai whistles over the scorebook, impressed. "That's so cool, kid. And you learned how to do all that today?"

"Yep." He spins a little on his stool, clutching the precious document carefully in both hands. "Uncle Luke says I picked it up faster than anyone he's ever seen."

"Well, that doesn't surprise me even a little bit."

"I think watching baseball is more fun than playing baseball." Jess beams at Luke as he comes out from the kitchen, Jess's dinner in hand. "Don't you think so, Uncle Luke?"

Luke sets Jess's plate in front of him and strokes his nephew's hair. "You know what? These days I think you're right."

[houndsrending]

Ranking vigilantes based on how likely they are to call anyone younger then them buddy/kid/honey/sweetheart. Alan goes for all four and is also calling younger-then him people he sees as guys shit like "slugger". Adrians a buddy/kid or Sweetheart kind of guy. Patricias only saying kid. Dorians only saying kid but goes to buddy or honey when hes mad. Dave calls everyone sir or ma'am regardless of age.

[francisofgotham1]

See, I've always hit a dead end when it came to Bruce's nickname to Steph, but "bestie" fits their dynamic so perfectly. Oh, and Barbara's fits really well, too. Bonus points if it's short for "my dear Barbara" (Sherlock Holmes reference).

My list as follows:

Dick = chum

Jason = lad, laddy, Jaylad

Tim = kiddo, kid

Damian = habibi, sport

Barbara = my dear/my dear Barbara, Barbie (she's annoyed by this one)

Cass = butterfly, angel, princess

Steph = bestie, buttercup, baby girl/baby doll, hun

Duke = champ, sonny, sunshine

Helena W. = kitty, cuddlebug

Harper = sparky, trouble

Cullen = stinky, slugger

Helena B. = bambi, robina, minnie

"Honey", "Bud", "Sweetie", "Darling", and others are used for all of them.

“Bruce wouldn’t call his kids any cutesy nicknames y’all are cringe” first of all Bruce canonically refers to children as “honey” and “sweetheart” as BATMAN, so, close your mouth, monster breath

Second of all, Thomas Wayne called him everything from “Bunny, honey, sweetheart, baby, bambino, sweetie” to “Gumdrop, honeybee, amore, babe, “ and you can die trying to take it away from me

[garyjugert]

Thursday April 4, 2024

Uniclues by Gary Jugert:

1 How to get Frank on stage.

2 Homerun slugger's fan club.

3 "Look at me, I have strong opinions on gin."

4 Poems celebrating cirrhosis of the liver.

5 Mexican priest known for hitting sour notes.

6 Prepare for British citizenship.

7 Direction from my wife as she leaves the house after handing me a honey-do list.

***

1 SINATRA TOE POKE

2 BATTER'S MAILERS (~)

3 MARTINI BRAVURA

4 VERMOUTH ELEGIES

5 SEMITONE PADRE

6 CUT BACK ICE CUBES (~)

7 DON'T EVEN NAP

[ratsoh-writes]

I need an update for all the skellies who can and cannot swim. FOR SCIENCE!

Alright! New and improved swim chart here we go! I definitely changed some answers so sorry if it doesn’t line up with the old one.

Could drown in a glass of water: honey oak basil sugar salt sparks Colby G Artemis quill lens tinker stein gamble

No idea how to swim and doesn’t want to learn: sans red willow lord charm pepper Flambe weasel sir moose cigar dandy filly green Pluto orion Alden Ollivander saga papaya roost tempo taffy pudding stitches Victoria rowdy dice steel slugger

Doesn’t know how to swim but wants to: edge rust noir lush pesto ram pitch atlas arwin barin crow harpy vibrato magma

Theoretically knows how to swim but can only stay above water for like a minute: papyrus mal lilac mutt rhythm gold barley Hilda mango swine possum fossil gem

Can tread water for a few minutes: Star cash coffee wine butler rancher peaches cider gears compass Jupiter Helios snipe ace boss slim cricket thistle partner

Is a great swimmer for a skeleton! Can play in the water just fine: pop maple Seth basilisk bruiser butch yarrow periwinkle foxglove tremor

Literally breathes water: silex Pearl fisher Jasper hook captain sails finn

For context on why so many of them can’t swim: skeleton monsters sink. Water is like a skeletons natural kryptonite. Their bones are dense and the many “holes” in their skeleton make natural buoyancy nonexistent. Add to the fact that they breathe through their ribcages and not their skulls makes treading water especially difficult as they have to fight to keep their chests above water. A normal skeleton monster isn’t exactly known for being able to hold their breath either.

The only exceptions are skeletons from the hadal or sea AUs as they’re born aquatic like every other monster in that au.

[yourlocaltrashpandaxoxo]

Some interactions between my OCS and other people's ocs!

Ruby and Pharaoh belong to @sukipershipper

Adarna belongs to @nesssblog

Hog belongs to @upperhug

Octave belongs to @powpowpunchout

[outer-edges]

i'm glad we're all in agreement here about the kiddo thing, but this got me thinking more about nicknames in the miller family, and how they shifted over time from sarah to ellie. because i think both of the millers love nicknames.

for sarah, i think joel and tommy had very different set of nicknames for her just because of the way the relationships were formed as dad vs. young uncle.

joel used a lot of nicknames like 'baby', 'sweetheart', 'honey', etc. like with ellie, i think he did use 'babygirl', but only in the exceptionally soft moments. and, because he is a kiddo man until he dies, he does call sarah 'kiddo', but i wouldn't say he uses it with her as often as he does with ellie, defaulting to some of the other nicknames first.

because sarah and tommy had more of a sibling relationship, i think he didn't have as many nicknames for her, but he would somewhat jokingly call her 'little sis'. besides that, i think he would called her 'mama', moreso when she was little, and but it definitely still carried as she got older.

when she was a baby, tommy loved calling sarah nicknames like 'potato', 'bug', 'puff', 'dumpling' and other random things he would compare her to. she aged out of those within a couple of years, though they did still come out on occasion.

and OBVIOUSLY for ellie, we have the usual swathe of nicknames joel calls her by. first and foremost being kiddo because as so many of you said in the tags: give me kiddo or give me death! just because of the circumstances of both their lives and the time at which they met, i think the sweeter nicknames joel used liberally with sarah only come out in exceptionally soft moments or moments of emotional distress. other than that, kiddo for life!

once tommy and ellie get closer, he also starts using some nicknames for her. while he will enjoy an occasional kiddo, i think he definitely defaults to calling her 'bud' most of the time. he does also call her 'bruiser' and 'slugger', but mostly teasingly.

ellie doesn't really have any nicknames for them, unless 'old man' counts, but she is viciously trying to come up with something.

‘baby girl’ this ‘baby girl’ that. but where is our ‘kiddo’ representation in this fandom?!? i know they don’t rlly use it in the show, but kiddo is clearly the best casually affectionate pet name for ellie.

[wvba-ringside-gossip]

"저기 안녕하세요! My name is Min Bong-Cha. I'm 3rd place in the WVBA's women's diversion and pride myself on having a perfect record. That leads me to ask, HOW does the WVBA tolerate Honey Slugger?

He must terrorise everybody to no end! Please, I need answers! Sincerely, Min Bong-Cha" 🇰🇷

"Howdy there Min! To answer your question....they don't, just watch this..."

(An old security video is brought up revealing Honey Slugger in the locker room yesterday morning)

"GET A WHIFF OF IT ARAN!!! WHIFF IT UP!!"

(Muffled screams are heard from the video, as well as a few curse words)

"He is an absolute terror to the boy's, pleasant enough company but when he wants to be a pain, he'll be a pain."

"I...I can see the stench coming off of him...how?"

"Because it's Honey and we don't question him"

"Desire has offered him some options to not ward off the smell but rather to control it a little better, but he's insisting on keeping the stench. It's simply life now, and honestly I don't think most of us really mind.

We simply just...learn to live with it"

[curator-on-ao3]

He forgot her first name a long time ago and it’s to the point where it would be awkward to ask.

He’s tried calling her “honey” and “dear” and all that, but nothing seems right. He’s going to try “slugger” the next time they’re together.

Una could remind him that he could just check Batel’s service record, but that’s no fun.

“See ya soon, slugger.”

Oh, no.

Strange New Worlds: Pike and Batel are starting to more seriously date.

Me: Oh really?? Then what's Captain Batel's first name, huh? C'mon, what's her name? Just tell me her name.

[ask-moon-girl-kagero]

Greetings peasants! Tis I, your lovely prince, Honey Slugger! (Or Seth if you prefer) I know you all want to grovel beneath my feet but I actually have a different request.

I come with message from my creator who asks, who out of her ocs is your favourite and least favourite? I, obviously, will be the favourite but I am still curious!

Farewell now! - Seth Mabrouk 🍯🐝

Adarna :

“Oh, I really like Angie! And Sad Clown.. Very nice people to talk to!”

“However.. I despise that K-Pop idol.. Seo-Joon.. He’s a terrible man..”

Viola:

“Is this even a question? Queen Hog! And maybe Beast? But I haven’t really talked to her, I like her theme though!!

“Seo-Joon.. And, no offense, but I can’t get near Honey without gagging-“

Celeste:

“Ah. That Celestia has a lot going for her. I like her.”

“Honey. Without a doubt. And that damn Idol...”

Ishigami:

“I- Er... I like Captain Lucky! She’s fun to commentate. And Lorelei, very nice.”

“Seo-Joon.”

Kaya:

“I like Queen Hog! I’m a big Fan. Oh and Lorelei! So cool.”

“Hm. I don’t like Seo-Joon. Scratch that, I hate him.”

Yuzuru:

“Hah! That Honey’s a riot. Very impressive with his gimmick. I like that.”

“Hmm.. No one, they haven’t really done anything for me to hate them. Well, other than that idol.”

[undermattsun-archive]

THAT (and this) R MY LAST MENTIONS OF BASEBALL MEN I SWEARR REST AREN’T ME ,, but kunimi makes u fuck his bat for good luck

kunimi akira x fem!reader

a/n: fuck u... also don’t think too hard about the logistics my brain turned off while writing it.. also the way that i STRUGGLE to not have any disparaging dialogue oh my god why am i like this

18+ university age

warnings: THIS IS CONSENSUAL (surprisingly), bat fucking KJSDFHK, object insertion, don't let a man put his baseball bat up anywhere please im begging u, we don't do handle first babes we are fucking the barrel of the bat, (semi) public sex, no beta soz

"It's...too...thick." You grit out, head slamming back against the metal bleacher, the earlier wisdom and honey-slathered pleas of your boyfriend starting to fade from memory as you do everything in your power to no slam your legs shut and run away.

"Relax a little more." He hums, massaging along your inner right thigh as he pushes your leg back more, he sets the wooden bat back atop his jacket bringing lube coated fingers back to your gaping hole.

"Someone's gonna see us." The words are barely intelligible as he plunges four of his fingers back in without warning, scissoring and stretching and whispering praises.

He shakes his head, something about the field being isolated and there still being hours before anyone would come to warmup.

"Don't ya wanna be my good luck charm? Help me win our big game?" He's goading you and you know it, using his damn enticing words to distract you as he works in his pinky.

"Yes, yes fuck. Wanna be good." You arch into his touch, the cold air unable to cut through the heat radiating between the two of you. "God okay, do it."

"Yeah?"

"Just fuckin' do it Akira." You hiss, trying to spread your legs even further while staying balanced on the narrow bleacher. You whine as he slips his fingers from your cunt, watching as he slicks more lube onto his bat.

He hooks him thumb on the rim of your hole, gently tugging more and more as he presses the end of the barrel to your clit, teasing you slowly. He drags the blunt end down pressing against your entrance, pushing and pushing.

“Oh god, oh god.” With a deep breath you feel the bat splitting you apart, a scorching heat cutting up your belly through your chest as if flaying you open and exposing you raw. 

Carefully he continues to work the barrel further in, whimpering as you feel the walls of your cunt pitifully flutter around the impossibly thick wood, amazed at how well you’re taking it. 

Under his breath Kunimi whispers sweet praises that have you preening, leaving you to relax a little more despite each unrelenting push of the bat.

“That’s it, that’s a good girl. Ready for the real fun?” You nod stiffly, still struggling to adjust to the unprecedented girth. He smirks at you, leaning in to press a soft kiss to your forehead just before twisting the wood ever so slightly.

A sharp tingle runs up your spine and you grin lazily at him.

“Go for it slugger.” You whisper, earning you another sweet kiss from him as he pulls the bat back a little.

“Keep your eyes on me.”

[mhaccunoval]

WRITTEN TRACKLISTS + INSIDE COVER INFORMATION:

WHY ARE YOU HERE? (1987) INSIDE COVER1: Wedding exit (photograph) INSIDE COVER2: Dropped transmission (photograph) TRACKS:

Oracles for Square Heads

[Untitled]

The Magical Mr. Mingles

Diamond Dusting (Stone Cold)

Honey Orange Chicken Buffet

Tatum Cousin Bake Sale

Call Me St. Anthony (San Sebastian)

D’s Got Game

The Wedding Exit (Call The BrideGroom)

High Suspension, Dropped Transmission

Yankee Slugger (Bronx Baccalaureate)

The Oxpecker

See Us Out

NINE MILLIMETER (1990) INSIDE COVER1: Butcher shop (photograph) INSIDE COVER2: "Dog Fight" boxing (photograph) TRACKS:

Pegged by Russ T. Nael

Valentines Day Massacre

Clyde the Butcher

Effed Up Patch Job (Holy Art Thou)

“Dog Fight” Sallinger

Belligerent

Shot/Thought/Bought (Bleeding)

Carved Out Stardust (Oxen Blow)

Lotus Flower Lemonade

Oscar Wilde

Cat & Mouse

Funky Fig Newton

Lucky Black Three

CODE RED : CLUB 9 (1997) INSIDE COVER1: Disfigured hallway (edited photograph) INSIDE COVER2: Primordial soup (edited photograph) TRACKS:

AK Four Exits

The Primordial Ick

Crystalline Cowl Cut

Weight Training

Transmission : Pluto Tabulation

Ring Dinger (The Bell Toll)

Stephen Hawking’s Kick Drum

Flat Earth Fall Down

The Disfigured Hallways

Exit : Demolition

01202001 (2003) INSIDE COVER1: Utopia blueprint (drawn) INSIDE COVER2: Miracle mile (drawn) TRACKS:

Utopia : Static Entrance

House of Folded Cards

Palindrome Conundrum

37 Club

Dorothy on Madness

Tripped Microphone Cables

White Rabbit (Hat Trick)

Running the Miracle Mile

Caged In Dogs

Kicking the Habit (Cigarette Smoke)

Soot/Stars/Vampirism (Sonic Blast)

Burying the Boroughs

LAST WILLING TESTAMENT (2007) INSIDE COVER1: Prince preaching (photograph) INSIDE COVER2: Will & testament (stock photograph) TRACKS:

Poached & Poaching (Egg and Meat)

Power of Attorney

MK Ultimatum

Mad Hatter, Bookkeeper, & Barista

Alpha Cum Laude

Omega Juris Sum

Typhoon or Tsunami?

Resurrection

Stickin’ it to Geraldine

The Facility Upstate

Hell Hounds Barking

Molecular Benevolence

The Closure BONUS1. Tom Selleck Goes Burbank BONUS2. Eight Ballin’ BONUS3. Prince’s Priestly Preaching BONUS4. Faking Life (The AfterDeath)

down with pachyderms discography (1987-2007)