#hotguyproblems

[keitaiirenwa]

i have diarrhoea problems

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Based on your likes!

[mrdorinruga]

Anyone have any pointers for me?

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[sodomymcscurvylegs]

What's your summoner name on LoL?

KharloKong. You guys can add me any time. :)

[plentyofsardinesinthesea]

Biggest Turnoffs

Biggest turnoffs in the history of history: (hope this gives you a laugh or two) -knowing the difference between "they're and their" and everything else -stalking me on every social network I have, complimenting me, then acting like you're being polite and not creepy, when it is actually VERY creepy, fuck off -being called "ma." I ain't your mother boy, if you think I am you are very confused -failure to understand sarcasm. This is my language. If I call you a goat fucker, I don't actually mean it, tis a joke. Now pull your tampon out and stop crying. -refusal or failure to get to know my friends. This is a big one. You don't have to become BFFs with my BFFs, but the Spice Girls should've spelt it out clearly for you. "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, make it last forever, friendship never ends." Chicks before dicks bro. Always. Respect that. -getting jealous over male friendships and exes. I forgive easily and have this beautiful quality where I am able to remain friends with my exes. I also have male friendships because sometimes my girls piss me the fuck off. Stop being jealous. If you're my main squeeze, you will be my main squeeze and the Kim to my Kanye, except our future kids won't have some dumbass name like North. -failure to dream. I want big things in life. I wanna go places and I have no intention of ever stopping. If you wanna work at McDonalds for the rest of your life, I'll take my large fry to go, without you. I'm not sayin' you gotta be a PHD, but at least have a plan and some motivation. I can't be your motivation, and neither can my large fry -picky picky like peter piper when he picked that damn pack of pickled whatever. Now say that twenty times. Anyways, have an open mind. Negativity and close-mindedness is the biggest turnoff ever. Trying new things in life is exciting, and you may find something new you love and enjoy!

What turns you off in a guy?