#how is he doing ts💔💔

[terminalvelocityfrfr]

I need a step-by-step tutorial on how harlan does kayne’s manic ass laugh because as we all have seen him demonstrate harlan is a very good voice actor

Yet that laugh sounds physically impossible to do in one’s OWN voice never mind a completely different one

[dangaer]

ais sleeps but never rests, even when he has company. his days with the gang taught him how he had to be alert the entire time lest something happened, and now with something living under (and over) his skin, he's far too akin with sleeping with his brain running somewhat, lightly as most sounds and movement is picked up on.

he usually looks as though he's in a deep sleep though, he's practiced enough for that.

[kxsagi]

LMAO I JUST VISITED NEW YORK AND HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE BUT THERE WAS A BIG FUCKING RAT THAT SCARED TS OUT OF ME💔 Was wondering how it would be for the bllck boys and reader if they visited new york for the first time as it ain't for the weak

“𝐢𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐫𝐤, 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟”

a/n: never went to nyc before, but i’ve seen enough vlogs to know what it’s like

still wanna go there and live my city girl life though 🥰 (even if i'll always prefer tokyo)

ft. isagi yoichi, itoshi rin, itoshi sae, bachira meguru, nagi seishiro, mikage reo, kaiser michael

isagi yoichi

you land in JFK and isagi’s like a golden retriever let off a leash. “it’s just like the movies,” he says, eyes sparkling. he takes photos of the skyline, the pigeons, the trash can. 

within ten minutes he gets his foot trapped in a subway turnstile because he didn’t swipe fast enough. 

“baby… baby, i’m stuck.” 

you’re already dead laughing as new yorkers trample past you like war just broke out. 

isagi tries to thank someone who held a door open and gets hit with a “fuck off” so hard he physically recoils. 

“why is everyone yelling? did i offend them?” 

he says sorry when someone steps on his foot. 

he wants to be brave, he really does. but then the rat shows up. 

not just a rat. a large, wet, half-eaten pizza-dragging city gremlin who stops, looks at isagi, and hisses. 

isagi SCREAMS. like full chest, jumps into your arms, screaming. 

“BABY. TAKE THE PICTURE. TAKE THE PICTURE OF THE RAT SO WE NEVER COME BACK.” 

but then you get him a halal chicken over rice platter and he eats it like it���s his first meal after battle. 

“okay, maybe new york isn’t so bad.” 

(he posts a story of the skyline with 🗽💙 and everyone thinks he’s thriving. no one knows he almost cried on the Q train.) 

itoshi rin

lands, looks around, and immediately mutters “overrated.” 

the cab driver says “welcome to new york” and rin gives him a blank stare like he said a slur. 

you take him to times square and he just stands there, unblinking, like a soldier during war. 

“is this supposed to be… fun?” 

a man in a spider-man suit tries to hug you and rin blocks it with his body. 

“don’t touch her.” 

you thought he'd hate rats, but when one scurries across the sidewalk, he doesn’t flinch. he stares it down. 

you swear you saw the rat flinch first. 

refuses to use google maps. walks in the wrong direction for twenty minutes, then blames the city’s layout. 

eats a dollar slice of pizza and goes “i could make this better.” 

does not say thank you to anyone. does not hold doors. does not care. 

but he’ll still hand you his jacket when the wind picks up and wipe sauce off your cheek with his thumb. 

“i don’t like it here. but i like you. so i’ll deal with it.” 

itoshi sae

lands in private terminal. 

no, really. this man takes a private jet to la guardia. 

wears sunglasses at night. asks the bellhop if they have imported water. 

glares at you when you suggest the subway. “you think i’m touching something that 400 people sweat on daily?” 

takes a black car everywhere. scoffs at traffic like it’s beneath him. 

you drag him into a bodega and he looks personally insulted by the smell of bacon egg and cheese. 

“this sandwich looks like a violation of health codes.” 

then he takes one bite. then another. then eats the whole thing and throws a $100 bill at the cashier. 

gets chased by a man selling knockoff watches. “SIR, GUCCI! GUCCI FOR CHEAP!” 

“do i look like i wear fake gucci?” 

a pigeon tries to land near him in central park and he deadass glares at it for a solid minute. 

later, you find him quietly photographing you by the skyline while you laugh. he looks at it like it’s art. 

“maybe it’s not the worst place. with the right view.” 

bachira meguru

he treats new york like a playground. swings on subway poles like they’re monkey bars. 

high-fives a man dressed as batman. compliments a breakdancer. raps with a guy in union square. 

sees a rat. CHARGES AFTER IT. 

���THAT’S MASTER SPLINTER!” 

you have to tackle him before he follows the rat down the tracks. 

eats everything. pretzel? yep. hot dog? two. mystery meat skewer from a cart with questionable hygiene? still yes. 

buys you both matching “I ❤️ NY” shirts and takes selfies with a selfie stick. 

when someone catcalls you, bachira turns, smiles, and yells, “THANKS BRO SHE’S MINE THOUGH!!” 

gets invited to a random rooftop party. takes you. ends up freestyling with a DJ named slicebread. 

“i think i’m gonna be mayor.” 

wakes up the next day spooning a traffic cone. doesn’t question it. 

nagi seishiro

jetlag hits. he sleeps through the flight, customs, and taxi ride. 

you’re literally carrying him into the hotel. 

looks around the city once and goes “too many steps.” 

gets stopped by a tourist asking for directions and says “no english.” 

he can speak it. he just doesn’t want to talk. 

eats a street dog and stains his hoodie. doesn’t notice. 

tries to sit on a sculpture in central park and gets yelled at by a cop. 

“didn’t know art had rules.” 

almost dies jaywalking because he’s too busy playing games on his phone to see the taxi speeding toward him. 

you scream, yank him back, and he just goes, “huh. close one.” 

sees the rat. nods at it like “i respect you.” 

buys you a pretzel. says “this city’s kinda nice when i don’t have to walk.” 

mikage reo

most delusional tourist. 

“we’re gonna hit soho, dumbo, greenwich, then rooftop dinner with skyline views!” 

wears designer shoes with zero arch support. regrets it in three blocks. 

every time you turn around he’s buying something off a street vendor. 

“don’t worry, it’s authentic. the guy said it’s real yves saint laurent.” 

(you watched the man peel the YSL sticker off a water bottle ten seconds ago.) 

sees a rat and straight up SCREAMS. jumps into your arms like a victorian maiden. 

“BABE, I SAW ITS TEETH.” 

tries to be romantic on brooklyn bridge, but slips on gum and nearly sprains his ankle. 

insists on carrying you in central park, then gets winded 30 seconds in. 

“this city needs more elevators.” 

still buys a “just married in NYC” shirt for you both even though you’re not married. 

posts a full photo dump. caption: “she’s the skyline to my heart 🗽💜” 

kaiser michael

says “i run this city” the second he gets off the plane. 

aggressively flirts with the TSA agent. gets flagged for a pat-down. still smirking. 

“they can’t resist the charm.” 

rips his shirt off in central park. flexes. takes selfies. 

when someone bumps into you in soho, he dropskick levels of angry. 

“did he just brush your shoulder? are we fighting? i think we’re fighting.” 

beefs with the pigeons. at one point, it’s just him and a pigeon locked in an intense staring contest for 45 seconds. 

when he loses, he says, “next round.” 

tries to climb a street sign. yells “LONG LIVE THE KING OF NEW YORK” before slipping and getting a parking ticket somehow. 

ends the night in a rooftop bar, leaning into your ear like, “this city’s wild. but not as wild as how i feel about you.” 

you roll your eyes. but you’re laughing. 

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

[sargeteen]

𝒎𝒂𝒎𝒎𝒂 𝒎𝒊𝒂 ! ᶜˡ¹⁶

'cause somewhere in the crowd is you ₊˚⊹ᰔ

𝓬harles leclerc x 𝒎edia!male reader synopsis: even after ferrari's horrible race strategy, fans can fall back on y/n, their social media admin that loves to make fun of their drivers in red—and also some other drivers in the grid who catch some strays—and who has turned into somewhat of a fan favorite. ( part two to unpaid intern! )

genre: smau, crack humor, fluff warnings: brainrot. lando norris and 4s hate if you squint, but its all for good fun and jokes. i think i lost the plot somewhere in the middle

requested? yes! author's note: im so glad someone requested a part two i loved doing the first one. two posts in one day?? who am i???

masterlist. part one.

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scuderiaferrari ah hell nah what are my goats doing at f175 💔💔

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userone i can't look at ferrari the same knowing the person who runs their social media is charles's boyfriend ⤷ usertwo im new to f1...what do you mean 😭😭??? ⤷ userthree last year ferrari's socials started being really funny and people were confused and then it was released in dts s7 that their social media admin was charles's boyfriend! y/n came out and said that he got his job cause of charles and was basically a nepo baby 😭😭

oscarpiastri of course charles was playing chess ⤷ youruser oscar i need you to save me from this frenchman ⤷ charles_leclerc I AM NOT FRENCH ⤷ oscarpisatri i dont wanna be french...i dont wanna be french

userfour proof why we don't need a live show, they got charles and lewis playing chess of all games ⤷ youruser as long as charles doesn't have to force me to play anymore...he has like 382 wins on game pigeon ⤷ userfour ykw...im not surprised

userfive the only reason why im looking forward to the 2025 season: y/n's posts on the ferrari account ⤷ scuderiaferrari thank you userfive your support is greatly appreciated ❤️

usersix didn't know charles was an avid game pigeon user...

userseven waiting for charles's comment where he gets mad at y/n for either calling him a goat or posting him playing chess

charles_leclerc must you always post my dirty laundry 💔 ⤷ scuderiaferrari we need to show people that rich drivers like you can be relatable sorry

usereight welcome lewis hamilton, you are about to be the victim to so many shit posts ⤷ scuderiaferrari they're not shitposts 💔💔

lewishamilton chess slander in the big 2025 ⤷ scuderiaferrari who taught you how to speak like that ⤷ lewishamilton you did ⤷ scuderiaferrari ah...right

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scuderiaferrari CHARLES LECLERC GETS A $298,398,471 FINE AFTER ACCIDENTALLY FLIPPING OFF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AND SMIRKS AFTER!!!! YOU CANT BE DOING THAT CHARLES!!!

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usernine CHARLESSS PUT THAT AWAYYYY

userten GOD CHARLESSS HE'S GOING BROKE

charles_leclerc sorry babe...can't afford rent this month ⤷ youruser what the hell 😞💔

usereleven god this account is so dumb now that y/n runs it ⤷ usertwelve sorry my dms aren't working but i hope you get your syphilis sitch worked out man ⤷ userthirteen bro has zero joy and zero whimsy in his life ⤷ youruser i'm like spongebob, i make your brain melt

userfourteen YOU CANT BE DOING THATTTT WOW CHARLES

lewishamilton my goat 💔 ⤷ scuderiaferrari OKAY STOP NOW ITS GETTING CREEPY ⤷ lewishamilton ts pmo fr ⤷ scuderiaferrari oh my god.

userfifteen i need a ferrari video where they teach charles and lewis brain rot or have them say brain rot sayings ⤷ scuderiaferrari here's a dollar for creating a banger video idea

usersixteen this account is so peak

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scuderiaferrari come with us to teach lewis brain rot ☺️☺️ ( video will be posted later!! )

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userseventeen this post seems off.. ⤷ usereighteen right like where is the funny ⤷ scuderiaferrari we need to be serious sometimes 💔

usernineteen SKIBIDI TOILET RIZZ!!

usertwenty oh god i can't wait for lewis to read out brainrot this is peak cinema

lewishamilton i already know brainrot you always tell me about it ⤷ scuderiaferrari shhh it's more fun this way

charles_leclerc i want to learn brainrot too ⤷ youruser charlie, baby, you're too monegasque for it ⤷ charles_leclerc what is that supposed to mean ⤷ youruser it means you'll make a fool of yourself

usertwentyone i'm so excited for this

usertwentytwo im going to be first like first view first save and first repost on that video im so excited

click for video transcript! [ LH: What is this one? How do you say it? (SHOWS Y/N PAPER) Y/N: (LAUGHS) This one? (POINTS AT PAPER) LH nods. Y/N: That's gyatt. Like ski, but with a g, and then yacht. Gyatt. CL laughs. LH: G-yacht? (TURNS TO Y/N) Y/N: (LAUGHS AND NODS) Perfect, Lewis. LH: {WHISPERS} G-yatt. {NORMAL TONE} What does it mean? Y/N: Like...like butt. Like I could say...(LOOKS TO CL) "Nice gyatt, Charles," and I would be saying he's got a nice butt. LH laughs. CL blushes, looks to crowd. ]

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scuderiaferrari about time unc learned gen alpha brainrot ( full video on youtube and tiktok! )

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usertwentythree I'M CRYING THE WAY CHARLES BLUSHED WHEN Y/N SAID HE'S GOT A NICE GYATT ⤷ youruser hey, i never lie 🐐

usertwentyfour whoever came up with this idea is a genius this was so funny

usertwentyfive now why did y/n go on a 3 minute tangent about the chill guy meme 😭😭????? ⤷ youruser i guess i am not a chill guy.

lando i want to do this with oscar because he is a million years old ⤷ oscarpiastri i know brainrot ⤷ logansargeant mate no you don't ⤷ scuderiaferrari LOSCAR CONTENT IN THE GREAT 2025?? ⤷ youruser wrong account ☺️☺️☺️

usertwentysix of course y/n is a loscar fan... ⤷ youruser what is that supposed to mean.

usertwentyseven LOSCAR CONTENT IN THE BIG HUGE 2025??

logansargeant i really liked it when y/n had to explain what skibidi toilet was for 10 minutes ⤷ scuderiaferrari i honestly barely understand it so i was getting confused by lewis and charles getting confused

usertwentyeight y/n AND charles both explaining 'eating' and the difference between 'i cooked' and 'im cooked' 😭😭 ⤷ usertwentynine y/n must use those a lot if charles knows what they are 😭... ⤷ charles_leclerc like you wouldn’t imagine...

charles_leclerc i knew too many of these for me to be satisfied with my life ⤷ scuderiaferrari so dramatic this one

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youruser was never a fan of paddle

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userthirty didn't know ferrari admin could get slutty like this... ⤷ youruser what a man can't be slutty and funny? ⤷ userthirty no

userthirtyone oh wow.

charles_leclerc you look so handsome mon amour ❤️ ⤷ youruser thank you my love ❤️

charles_leclerc can we recreate challengers but just the kissing part ⤷ youruser you little slut you...of course we can

userthirtytwo god ive never seen a y/n post before and man does charles whore out in the comments 😭😭

charles_leclerc that's all mine ⤷ youruser is it really? i couldn't tell...

logansargeant tell your boyfriend to behave i dont want to see that on my timeline at 8 in the morning ⤷ youruser sorry i cant control him ⤷ charles_leclerc only sometimes he can ⤷ logansargeant see this is why im not coming back to f1, because of you guys being nasty on the timeline ⤷ userthirtythree you sure it isn't because of your horrible driving abilities? ⤷ youruser leave my son out of this.

userthirtyfour since when did y/n and charles adopt logan too? ⤷ charles_leclerc even i do not know

userthirtyfive yeah..smash

userthirtysix LEMME HIT JUST ONCE ⤷ charles_leclerc you guys need holy water

charles_leclerc #smash nice gyatt ⤷ youruser CHARLES SOTP IT

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scuderiaferrari someone asked for dog-tent?

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userthirtyseven IS THIS LEGAL?? CAN YOU DO THAT??

userthirtyeight BE CAREFUL THEYRE GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS ONE Y/N

lando Y/N???????????????? ⤷ scuderiaferrari hi lando ☺️ ⤷ lando that is so out of pocket pookie bear 😞😞😞

oscarpiastri oh that's so mean...do it again ⤷ lando OSCAR?????????/ ⤷ scuderiaferrari 😉😉

userthirtynine even his teammate went against him...poor lando 💔

userfourty did you guys not see the discourse on twitter of lando saying he'd name his dog charles or charlie or something so they were saying that lando was gonna walk charles like a dog and lectwt used that pic of lando in retaliation??? ⤷ scuderiaferrari oh...i didn't know this was happening 🙇 ⤷ userfourty Y/N YOU ARE SO MESSY

charles_leclerc y/n ☺️ my love ☺️ what is that last picture ☺️ ⤷ scuderiaferrari oh that must've snuck in there on accident ☺️

userfourtyone there are no other admins like ferrari and vcarb i swear their admins are peak 😭😭 ⤷ scuderiaferrari we really are peak, aren't we visacashapprb? ⤷ visacashapprb we really are 🤝

userfourtytwo mama a 4 behind you... ⤷ scuderiaferrari theyre upping my security detail next race..

userfourtythree do it again do it again do it again

lando can't believe this is my life... ⤷ scuderiaferrari me neither diva ❤️

mclaren y/n you are expected to visit mclaren next race during media day. ⤷ scuderiaferrari ah. ⤷ charles_leclerc RELEASE HIM HE DID NOTHING ⤷ logansargeant Y/N IS INNOCENT LEAVE HIM ALONE ⤷ lewishamilton sir lewis hamilton orders you to leave y/n alone ⤷ scuderiaferrari if i think nobody got me, all my goats already had me 👊👊👊🐐🐐🐐🔥🔥🔥🔥

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scuderiaferrari LANDO, WE CAN BE WORLD CHAMPION! WE CAN BE WORLD CHAMPIONS I SAID! LANDO!

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userfourtyfour oh that's oomf in a ferrari post

userfourtyfive y/n is this your apology for lando ⤷ scuderiaferrari in my own way

lando we can be world champion 💔💔💔 ⤷ charles_leclerc failed hopecore 💔 failed world champion core💔 ⤷ scuderiaferrari failed wdccore is right... ⤷ charles_leclerc oh who is you ⤷ scuderiaferrari i regret teaching you things

userfourtysix oh the twitch quartet my heart just shattered ⤷ userfourtyseven does this mean y/n watched the twitch quartet in quarentine...and just like manifested dating charles and getting a job at ferrari ⤷ scuderiaferrari actually no they had me study 12 hours of different compliations. including 'the twitch quartet being iconic for 5 minutes gay', 'charles leclerc being stupid for 10 minutes', 'lewis hamilton being the goat for 24 minutes gay', and then 'the brocedes lore explained in under an hour' ⤷ userfourtysix brocedes mention in the great 2025...oh god

userfourtyeight imagine getting a job at ferrari and you're forced to watch a documentary about brocedes... ⤷ scuderiaferrari "documentary" it was a fan video

alexalbon oh twitch quartet how much i miss you... ⤷ lando you have all of our numbers ⤷ alexalbon yes, but it's not the same

oscarpiastri twitch quartet was bop (before oscar piastri) so it means nothing to me ⤷ scuderiaferrari HELLO 😭😭😭????????

a/n: the plot was fully lost

tags: @milessunflowers @lokisen @kevinlolwife @op-81-lvr-reblogs @kazanskied @481rosier @raizelchrysanderoctavius @mountainshuman @bunnisgreen

[slaughtame]

Curt and Rod smut headcanons

note: In the toliet while writing ts 💔💔 (pun intended)

They probably be fighting on who gets to fuck your sex. Like this:

— “I called dibs on them!” Rod retorts back as he glares at Curt. But Curt scoffs at Rod.

— “But I’m like… seven minutes old than you! Yeah! So therefore I WILL go first, sorry not sorry!” Curt sticks his tongue out to taunt Rod.

They’re so competitive like it gets to a point where they actually start dragging you to their mess.

— “Y/N! Tell Curt that it’s my turn to fuck you!” Rod points at Curt who was already spreading your legs while you lay down on the mattress on your back. Curt looks at Rod with a pout.

— “No! You had your turn yesterday! Don’t drag Y/N into this!” Curt snaps back at Rod. And the argument CONTINUES for another hour.

Sometimes the two would joke around and throw some insults (playfully)

— “Hol hol up,” Rod stops thrusting to you and looks at Curt with a barely held in laughter expression. “Why the fuck do you moan like that?” Rod giggles when he sees Curt opening his eyes when his name is mentioned.

— “U-uh what? Their throat is good… like really good.” Curt scoffs, his cheeks flushed at a darker shade. “What do I moan like?”

— Rod begins to let out obnoxious wanton moans in the bedroom which almost made you crack up in laughter. Curt sees this and scoffs. “WELL GOD FORBID I EXPRESS HOW GOOD THEIR THROAT IS!” Curt yells at him, having no shade to throw at them anyway.

— — — —

— “Did you just said, “take Rod’s rod like a good pet”?” Rod scoffs at Curt’s attempt on dirty talking. “Say, “take Rod’s cock”. Ya pussy!” Rod laughs at his face while Curt playfully pushed him gently.

— “Shut up, I wasn’t thinking because I was lost in their freaking walls clenching down on me.” Curt tries to defend himself, despite coming off as poorly.

— “Aw, look who can’t say dick, Y/N!” Rod continues to egg on him because of that slip up. “DICK, BALLS, COCK, PENIS. THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE SCARED OF?!” Rod shouts out loud to purposely make Curt flustered.

— “Man, shut your bitchass up!” Curt says.

I don’t see them THAT kinky… I mean. They’re in the middle-ish and leaning more freaky.

Their kinks are:

Brat taming (both receiving and giving)

Praise kink (both receiving and giving)

(Slight) bondage play (both giving and receiving [but leaning to giving])

Dirty talking (both receiving and giving)

Teasing (both receiving and giving)

If you get hurt on one of their banters in sex, don’t like it, or whatever the reason that you don’t want them to be unserious. You guys have a safeword of it which is, “Curtains”

(This is different than the other safe word which is: “Red”, which means you wanna stop this intercourse)

After care with them is a solid 8/10. They’d give you check in’s or maybe offering to gossip with each other if you’re not tired. That, or you will get snuggled by them when you guys fall asleep.

[hey-itsdollie]

*pops up again* heh.. its me.. again…😀Heyoo i wanted to request sae and rin, karasu(could u tell i love karasu 🤑🤑🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛) And Otoya IM SIRRY IF THATS ALOTTA CHARCTERS💔💔

smut(seperate) where they ask reader to sit om their face but shes afraid shell hurt them but they tell her that thyell be fine😛🤑🤑 And they eventually end up doing it😈🙏🙏

IM SORRY IF TS DOSENT MAKE SENSE🙏

ALSO NO RUSH🫶🏻🫶🏻 ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

(HOLY GRAMMER💔💔)

Please Please Please

erm remodeling my account so please excuse the lack of images! anyways hope you enjoy<3

‧₊˚ ┊ In which the blue lock guys want you to ride their face<3

୭˚. ᵎᵎ featuring » sae. rin. karasu. otoya.

⋮ ⌗ ┆cw ⪼ smut, female reader, aged up!, established relationship, use of pet names, face riding, minors DNI!

── .✦ Sae Itoshi

“Sit on my face.”

You froze blushing as Sae just stared at you, his breaths uneven since you two had been making out for the past few minutes. “Sit- what Sae?” You questioned thinking you misheard him.

“Sit on my face tonight.” Sae repeated with the same monotone voice. His hands creeped up to your thighs to tug on them.

“I don’t know sae, I don’t want to hurt you…”

Sae sat up, taking your head into his hands, he leaned in and placed kisses along your skin. “You won’t hurt me, blossom. I promise.” He reassured me.

“I won’t force you to do it…” Sae added smoothly, his hands gently running through your hair. You looked deep in thought, causing Sae to let out a soft breath and bring you into a lingering kiss.

You pulled away and placed your hands on his chest. “Do you really want to do it?” Your question made Sae’s eyebrows raise slightly. “If you really want to then we can…”

You looked shy–almost hesitant. “No, we don’t have to just because I do.” He shook his head, turning her down. It was never his intention to make you do something you were uncomfortable with.

“No. I do want to… But tap me if you know…” You replied with your face burning bright red. Sae smiled and nodded, hearing you bring up your safety rule the two of you made.

“Sae… slow down–m’please…”

Soft pants left your lips as you held onto the headboard of your bed. Sae’s hands gripped your hips tightly, rocking your hips as he ate you out.

His tongue flicking repeatedly over your sensitive nub. Sae loved listening to your breaths of pleasure.

“You look so beautiful…” Sae whispered, his hot breaths making you shiver.

“S-so close… don’t stop…” You whimpered, already feeling Sae tug you down against him more. The nerves you felt leaving your body as pleasure took over.

── .✦ Rin Itoshi

You moaned softly as Rin left mark after mark against your thighs. Your hands pull at his hair gently from pleasure.

Your nerves spike up as you feel your boyfriend blow cold air onto your pussy. “Fuck Rin…” You gasped tugging his head up. His lustful eyes stared up at you almost drowsily.

“Fmm… sit on me…” He muttered, causing you to look at him wide eyed. “Sit… on you? Like you mean?” Rin sat up lifting you up as he moved you onto his face. “W-wait Rin… what if you can’t breathe?!” You panic as Rin scoffs.

“Even better… I lived a good life…”

You gasp fighting against your boyfriend’s pull to get you to fully sit. “Rin, wait are you sure?” You question as Rin nods. “I’ve wanted to do this for weeks… please N/n.” He pleads, making you sigh.

“O-okay… but pull me away if it’s too much…”

Rin didn’t take his time as he tugged you down and went to work on your clit. Your moans escaping you breathlessly as he ate you out like a starved man.

“Ngh–Rin–baby…” You stuttered your mind scrambling with thoughts as his long tongue thrusted into you. Fucking you with his tongue as he took his time to pull out and cover your pussy with a mix of your slick and his salivia.

Not caring about how messy his face got. You squealed, feeling him nip at your lips and cunt. Your body is not yet used to his biting no matter how many times he does it.

“Rin! Gentle–” You moan out tugging on his hair, easily causing him to whimper. The vibrations only make the pleasure worse.

Your head lolled to the side, eyes closing as Rin ate you out seemingly faster than ever. You were sure you had come twice already just from his tongue and biting.

── .✦ Tabito Karasu

“Hey darlin, can I ask you something?” You turned to your boyfriend, curious on what he needed to ask. Currently the two of you were watching a movie, though you were drifting off in space.

“Can we do that?” Karasu pointed to the screen with a smirk, with that you followed his finger and your mouth dropped open. The scene was of the two main characters and currently the female was bouncing on the male lead’s face.

“You… want me to bounce on your face?” You questioned looking back at him quickly. Quite shocked he would ask that out of nowhere.

“Precisely, yes.” The dark-haired male nodded. “Pretty please darlin?” You were a bit hesitant, it would be a lie if you said you never thought about it. And the two of you were always experimental in the bedroom. Crossing things out if you two didn’t like them or were too uncomfortable with it, and this was no different.

“Alright, we can try it.” You replied with a soft smile. “Hell, yeah, I love you so much.”

Karasu’s mouth sucked on your pussy as you gripped his hair tightly. His large hands gripping your thighs as he helped you move against his tongue.

The two of you not regretting a single decision you two made that night. Your breasts bobbed up and down with every jerk and twitch your body made.

“So delicious…” Karasu groaned, pulling you up from his mouth as he took a breather. “You doin okay up there darlin?” He asked softly, always making sure to check up on you.

“Y-yes, I’m okay…” You panted your forehead resting against the wall. He watched your chest move with your breaths for a bit before pulling you back against him.

── .✦ Eita Otoya

“Please, please sit on my face!”

You stared at your boyfriend, comically shaking him off of your leg as he begged on his knees. Otoya had gotten the idea of eating you out as you sat on him. And now he wasn’t going to stop asking till you said yes.

Or kicked him out–whichever came first.

“Seriously Eita? What the hell has gotten into you?” You groan, finally pushing him away. “You literally did this last week!”

“Yeah and you loved doing the 69!.” Otoya shot back, making your face redden from the truth. “Yeah, but you’re doing too much!”

The begging went on all the way to when you two were currently making out on the couch. “Please cutie…” Otoya murmured against your lips as he trailed them down your jaw and neck. You let out a soft sigh, moving your head to the side to let him have more room.

“O-okay fine…”

Otoya helped you move above him. His hands slipped your panties off as he was quite to dive into your cunt. Breaking a moan out of you as your hands were planted against the wall.

Your boyfriend groaned against you, lapping up your pussy like a mad man. His hands spread your lips apart to give him more reach to your crevices.

“Fuck Eita…” You whimpered your legs begging to shake as he only seemed to go faster. “So yummy…” The male moaned rubbing your clit with his thumb making a shock wave rack through your body.

“Eita don’t say that…” You whimpered with a blush.

sorry again for the lack of images! I pulled an all-nighter changing things and i reached my image limit</3

©hey-itsdollie please don't copy, change, or steal my work. Thank you!

[heartseungbin]

OMGGG!! We need virgin beomseok 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ lowkey instead of him being obsessed with suho I need him obsessed with US instead! 👅 I’d give him all the attention 🧘🏾‍♀️ -🧁

(also so random but FUCK his dad omgg. He can DIE)

THE PARTY & THE AFTER PARTY O.B

synopsis; you and beomseok do it at a party

warnings; somewhat public fucking, overstimulation, exploration of choking?? (lit one mention), mention of alcohol, virgin!beomseok, unprotected sex (wrap ts before you fuck a pretty boy)

notes; really airing myself and my kinks out with this one smh "FREAK" you all yell in unison as you point at me, throwing stones and tomatoes💔💔 #freakmcnasty bro I cannot believe it took me a month to write this..I lowkey want my chance with reader next move beomseok🤨

This party is intense.

It's Beomseok's first time at a house party and he was anxious to say the least.

"I'm telling you Beomie, we can leave whenever you want. You sure?" I search his eyes, taking hold of his shaking hands. He cast his gaze to the ground for a second as I gently squeeze his hands, before looking back at me. He softly shakes his head, "I'm okay." I smile, nodding in understanding.

"We'll leave in like—thirty minutes. Wanna find a room to chill in?" He looks away for a second, thinking. He nods and I tighten my grip on his hand.

I weave through the crowd of dancing bodies, clutching his hand tightly so I don’t lose him. The music is piercing as I head past a speaker, the bass booming and the music flooding my brain. I throw a hand over my ears, looking back to see how Beomseok was fairing.

He winces as we pass by the speaker and I try to yell over the music. "Cover your ears." I motion to my ears with my free hand and he covers the one closest to the speaker as I continue pulling him along.

Fuck, it's suffocating like a maze in here.

Whose house even is this?

I can barley think with the music blasting, making every other noise impossibly quiet.

I lead him to a staircase where people are sitting on every other stair, making out and practically fucking. I pull him along and up the stairs, yelling apologies over the music.

I make it upstairs with Beomseok while attempting to shove past the people crowding the halls. The stench of alcohol hangs thick in the air, making my nose scrunch. I head right to the first door I see, which is at the end of the crowded hall. I push past people, pulling Beomseok into the unlocked room and shutting the door.

From what I can see in the lowlight of the moon, there's a large bed with a canopy in the center of the room, inviting me over. The music is almost muffled in this room, and I sigh in relief, thankful to not have to yell anymore.

I let go of his hand, flopping onto the bed. "I'm so damn tired."

It's quiet for a moment save for the muffled music downstairs and I realize Beomseok is still standing by the door as I sit up, propping my elbows on the bed. I look him up and down, drinking up his flushed state.

He’s wearing a buttoned-up cardigan, soft and slightly oversized, with dark dress pants that hang just loose enough to bunch around his ankles. His black suede shoes are perfectly lined up, his hands clasped behind him like a nervous schoolboy.

His head is bowed, hair falling into his face, the faintest flush creeping up his neck and I can just barely see the smooth skin of his chest through the V of the cardigan.

Looks like he's not wearing anything underneath.

He looks so cute like this.

"Come here baby, no need to be nervous." I pat the spot on the bed next to me and he looks up, pushing his glasses onto his face. He saunters over with no hesitation. He perches on the far edge of the bed, his gaze drifting everywhere but in my direction.

"Why sit so far?" I fully sit up now, getting off the bed. I plop myself next to him, scooting myself impossibly close to him. His thigh touches mine. So does his arm. He gulps, Adams apple bobbing with the movement.

"I don't bite," I scoot that much closer, bringing my voice to barley above a whisper.

"Unless you like that."

I can see how the words effected him as soon as he shivers, scanning the room and avoiding my eyes like I'd turn him to stone.

"I do—I mean I, I just haven't you know—" He stumbles over his words, and I nod, placing a comforting hand over his.

"I know, do you want to try?" He looks at me then, his eyes growing wide.

"Yeah—I'd like that." He grabs my hand then, rubbing a comforting hand over my own. It's something he does to calm himself I've noticed. I feel a smile tug at the corners of my lips. "We can start off slow if you'd like." He nods, a soft smile growing on his face.

"It's okay to be nervous baby, if at any point you wanna stop or slow down promise to let me know?" I bring a hand up to his face, gently turning him to face me. He looks at me with hooded eyes, gentle tufts of breath hitting my face.

"I promise." He blinks. He takes these things so seriously and it really warms my heart.

He looks sort of dazed and a couple beats of silence pass as I drink him in.

"You're so beautiful." He sighs, gaze lingering on my lips. I softly laugh. The air suddenly feels heavier with something else now as we both go quiet. I lean in closer and his breath hitches, eyes fluttering shut. I brush a piece of hair from his eyes, placing a soft peck to his lips.

His breath fans against my lips, hot and shakily like he can't bare to look at what's coming next.

I smile, thinking about just how long it took to get him to this point. When we first started dating he was so shy, hesitant to kiss or even hold hands. He's grown so much since we first met.

I press my lips to his and his hands crawl up my body, coming to play at the straps of my top, just thumbing with the fabric there. I cup his jaw, bringing him in all the closer as his lips part slightly.

I slip my tongue into his awaiting mouth. He tastes slightly of mint and a hint of alcohol. He grabs onto the strap of my shirt then, grabbing the fabric tightly.

Several moments pass and he whimpers into the kiss, pulling away to catch his breath. His chest rises and falls deeply as I snake a hand up his sweater from the bottom, feeling the smooth skin of his chest as his heart thumps under my fingertips.

I follow the red flush of his chest through his dress shirt up to his neck where I caress the soft skin there.

What a smooth canvas to paint with bruises.

"Your hearts racing baby, do you wanna take a break or stop?" He takes a deep breath in before replying, "No, let's keep going—fuck, you're so hot." he breathes, going in for another kiss. I lean forward, slightly parting my lips. I bring my hand down from his neck to thumb at his nipple and his body jolts as he moans quietly into my mouth. I pull away, hand resting on his stomach.

"Was that okay?" I breathe, gazing at him with lidded eyes. I can feel my own heart thumping in my rib cage as I look at him.

God—he's so fucking cute.

He bites his lip, silent for a second. "I—I liked it." He looks at me with wide eyes.

"I actually can't take It you are so fucking cute Beomie," I smile, swiping a thumb over his cheek lovingly. His face is smooth save for the occasional pimple, which is understandable. He leans into the touch, and my thumb dips into his parted mouth where he takes a hesitant lick, looking into my eyes.

"For fucks sake Beomie, you're really gonna make me fuck you right here." He laughs and I feel myself smile with him, laughter overtaking me also.

"But seriously—" I pull away, hands resting at the bottom of his shirt. "Let's take this off." He nods, and I pull the fabric over his head, him pulling his arms out helpful.

His chest is flushed red, beauty marks scattered across the skin. I must've been staring for a while because he broke the silence. "Do you think I look good?" he looks away shyly, like he would curl into a ball if I said anything but yes.

"Fuck yeah, you look more than good." I smile, looking at his slightly toned chest. I look into his eyes once more, "I wanna devour you."

He shudders at the words and I stand as I shimmy my pants and panties off of me and onto the floor. "Your turn." He bites his lip, eyes scanning my body and stopping when he gets to my tits. He stands suddenly, unbuckling his belt and sliding his pants off, they hit the floor noiselessly and he immediately puts his hand over his dick, the flush seemingly spreading everywhere.

It's silent save for the soft breathing of us both.

"Can I—" he pauses, lip pouting and eyebrows furrowing like he doesn't know how to phrase the sentence right. "Can I eat you out?" He says like a question, and could swear I almost came right then and there.

I bite my lip with a nod as I saunter over to him. I push his chest softly, making him hit the bed with a quiet thump. I climb on top of him, stopping when I reach his neck.

I leave a soft kiss on the reddening canvas that is his throat and his back arches slightly. I put my hand on his chest, lightly pushing him back onto the bed. "Are we okay to continue?" I peck his lips, our faces so close I can see the depth of his eye bags and the dilation of his pupils.

"Yes, more than okay, fuck—I love you." he says, pulling me into a kiss as he places his hands on the back of my head, pulling me all the closer. I smile into the kiss, pulling away and sitting up. I slide myself down his body till I'm pressed against his leaking and hard cock. "mmph—please," he moans, hands resting against the silk sheets.

"Whatever you want Seokie," I whisper, lifting myself up and reaching behind me to grab his cock and guide it into me. I hum to myself as I slowly lower myself until I'm flush with his pubic bone.

I moan lowly at the stretch as Beomseok hums, eyes fluttering shut.

I catch my bottom lip between my top teeth as I begin to move, hands glued to his chest and I slowly grind against him. "Fuck," he moans, hands clenching and unclenching the sheets.

I grab his sweaty, slender hands and place them onto my waist as I lower myself onto his chest, lips flush with his perky nipples. I circle the skin there, leaving open mouthed kisses on his flushed skin.

His head lols to the right limply like his bones were made of jelly. I began to suck on his chest, leaving behind dark purple marks as his back arched into me, drawn tightly like a bow and arrow.

He whimpers as I suck dark marks into his skin and I know full and well he's gonna feel these tomorrow.

Is it already tomorrow? Shit, what time is it?

I feel like I'm getting lost in the feeling of him, him stretching my walls so perfectly and the quiet and drawn out moans of my name into the air.

He sounds heavenly like this and my chest warms at the thought. He whines my name, moaning when I clench around him. My hands fly to his neck, bringing him all the closer as I begin to whisper.

"You're doing so well baby," I kiss his bruised chest once again as I bring a hand up to his hair. He moans as I tug slightly, back falling onto the bed.

I begin riding him seriously now, the sudden change in pace making him grip my waist harshly and I groan at the thought of the bruises I'll be dealing with tomorrow. I can feel myself getting closer as I pant, fully intending on milking him of everything he had and more.

"Shit—m' gonna come," he groans, panting as he opens his eyes.

Our eyes meet as I grind harshly onto him, his hips bucking into me sporadically. "Fuck Beomseok—" I clench around him once more as the knot in my stomach snaps. "Come with me, now." The hand in his hair comes down to the flushed skin of his neck, tightening slightly.

His brown eyes roll back into his skull as he moans louder than he has all night and I feel the warmth pumping into me as he jolts and shudders, hips stuttering as he empties himself into me.

His back hits the bed with a thump and he lays still, shuddering occasionally through the aftershocks as he pants.

His eyes flutter shut and he looks almost sleepy as he looks up at me with dazed eyes.

"Was that good?" I pant, sitting up and resting my hand against his chest.

He throws a hand over his eyes and I can see the slow smile spreading across his face.

"It was more than good, I've never—"

At that very moment, the door flies open over the noise of panting. Suho is standing there, mid sentence before he stops. "Have you guys seen—" His eyes widen, jaw going slack as he takes in the scene before him.

"Holy shit—"

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this is so unlike me fr next smut im putting it in his ahh fr guys trust!!

[marscantread7]

Um um un sylus fucking us with his tail .... ♡ praise and maybe fuck us with his powers.. ?

Did you know I'm fucking insane anon. Did you know I'm the biggest monster fucker to ever exist anon.

(Excuse my brazenness idk what came over me there...)

I haven't finished his dragon myth bc I'm dookie butt at leveling up cards bc I'm more focused on story than like preserving materials to actually level cards up to fight💀💀💀 so idk if he had the energy manipulation evol as a dragon, so we're js gonna separate current Sylus fucking u w/ his evol from dragon Sylus fucking u w/ his tail

I'll do this hc style since I'm doing both to reply to u, but I'll do an additional post of them on their own to go into more detail

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Fucking u w/ his tail

-He'd stretch u out for hours, making sure ur loose and wet enough to take it. Using at least 3 valves of oil to make the slide easier

-He keeps asking u over and over again if ur sure u want to do this. His tail isn't soft, and he can't make it soft either. It's also, obviously, very big

-He peppers kisses all over ur face as he eases the very tip of the tail in.

-"Shhh, I know it hurts my precious. Look at me, yes, js like that, js take a little more for me- yes, good girl. We can always stop if it's too much. No? Okay, js let me know if u need a break."

- As much as u beg and plead saying u can take half, ur still human and he knows how fragile the human body is. He isn't trying to puncture any organs on accident💀💀💀

-Once a reasonable (and safe) amount of his tail is in, he js sits there for a bit, letting u get used to the feeling.

-"Can I start moving it now? I'll be gentle. No u silly thing, I'm not gonna go rough so soon."

- He fucks u at a very, VERY slow pace, so slow u feel urself drifting asleep until a very sudden orgasm rips its way through u, causing u to immediately squirt everywhere

-"Oh, that's it. Make a mess for me, cum all over my tail."

-He fucks u through the aftershocks of ur orgasms, and when u start to complain abt being sensitive, he js hushes u w/ a

-"U don't srsly think we're done after js one? Oh, sweetie. We're gonna be here all night."

Fucking u w/ his evol

-I'd like to think he only does those when he's super busy

-Like, say he has to write some report or like go over documents, and like ur both bored, but he really needs to get this done, so he'll like use his evol to fuck a dildo into u

-Ur laying on ur back on the couch in his study, face buried in a pillow as one hand holds onto the arm of the couch, trying to muffle ur moans as not to disturb Sylus

-"Ur getting a little too loud, kitten. Do I have to stop? No? Then quiet down for me, js like that."

-Using his evol is like second nature to him atp, so he really isn't putting much thought into controlling it. Sometimes he'll end up accidentally going a little too fast, and he has to apologize for it.

-"Ah, my apologies, sweetie. I zoned out a bit. Was it too rough? I'll make up for it, ur such a sweet little thing, never getting mad at me."

-And once he's done w/ everything, he'll fuck u nice and slow, whispering sweet nothings into ur ear, holding u tight.

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SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET TO THIS💔💔💔 I got sick AGAIN🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ and then I started my period yesterday and that made me sick. Ts been sitting in my drafts forever, oh my days

Anyways, I'll write longer, more detailed versions of this eventually, but I hope u enjoy this💔💔💔

[ysrjune]

TWINS!SCOTT & SAM MONROE ‹𝟹

the twinsies are back by request 🥹 no smut it's just them being silly brothers. 🥰 they use modern slang cause they're just so teenage boy I hate them..

dedicated to @alealuvshayden my babe 🥀

@samonroe @alealuvshayden @zapernz @dollfilmz mentioned..

"Hey, my mom says to throw out the trash." Sam opens Scott's bedroom door as his gaze is focused on his phone. "Oh my fucking God, Sam. How many times have I told you to knock before coming in?!" Scott groans, pausing his game. "Like, deadass you're so fucking annoying dude." He keeps going and rolls his eyes. "Okay, I didn't ask. Just take out the damn trash." Sam gives attitude. "Like, now." He says after staring at his brother who was staring at him.

"ASAP BROCHACHO, NOWWWUHH!!!" Sam snaps his fingers. Scott HATES when people snap at him like he's a dog. "SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!" Scott throws one of his pillows at Sam.

Sam laughs and throws it back. "You're so easy to annoy." He walks away, leaving the door wide open. "OH MY GOD YOU LITTLE BITCH IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP." Scott screams and chases after Sam. Sam screamed and ran off to the living room.

Scott and Sam were tackling each other on the couch, and their father unfazed as he watched TV. This was genuinely a normal thing. Sam annoying Scott and then getting beaten up. Scott wasn't really throwing punches so he could hurt Sam. He was mostly just yelling in his face and pushing him far into the cushions. "HEY!" Their mom yells. Both teenagers look over at her and stop fighting. "Sorry momma." Scott purses his lips. "Yeah, you better be. Take out that trash."

That made Scott tweak out. He choked himself out, even being dramatic and making choking noises when she looked away. He stopped after a moment, acting like he hadn't done anything. He took out the trash.

Sam was now talking to his dad (annoying him with band knowledge) and once Scott came back in, Sam shut up and stared. "Hey, mom said to STOP fighting with me. Don't even think about it, blondie."

"SHUT—" Scott cuts himself off as soon as he sees his dad's side eye. "Would you shut your mouth, you irksome twerp."

"I don't know what that means."

"You look like you wouldn't know what it means."

And there they were again, at each other's throats. Their dad was laughing at them wrestling on the floor. He was even recording it. Scott has more muscle than his brother, so it's not a shocker that he's always the one winning these matches. Sam then bit Scott.

"AYE YOU CANT DO THAT. ITS CHEATING!" Scott smacks Sam's mouth. "DONT SMACK ME." Sam yells and pulls Scott's hair. That whole fight was so dumb. They were slapping each other around, and their dad was just laughing his ass off. But then there came their little brothers..

"You guys are so gay. Why are you always on top of each other?" Ryan asks. And you could guess.. their dad was losing it. Oh how he loved having sons with no filter.

"Alright buddy boy, that wasn't funny." Sam shakes his head. "Too far, dork. Even if I were gay and we weren't related, I would NEVER let Sam try anything on me." "Who says I'd even try y—WHY ARE YOU EVEN PUTTING THOUGHT INTO IT?!" Sam realizes. "EEEWWW you're so.. EEWWW." Sam shoves Scott away, gagging exaggeratedly. "Okay calm down, morticia." Scott rolls his eyes.

"Morticia? I think he's more like Thing." Kevin, their other brother says. "But together, they're Wednesday and Pugsley." Ryan laughs. (they both ended up getting chased around the house and into the backyard where they got tackled.)

dickdownyamomma48: mind if a white boy speaks a little espanyol this afternoon?

monroe.scott: God damn fatty. Is that all for you?

monroe.scott: ts don't even look good 😭💔

monroe.scott: aye my momma says to bring ice cream home or else she's gonna whoop you

coreythedude: bro wants us to think he's on a date 😭😭

alealuvstwinks: omg is this a soft launch 😛😛

zapernz: this made me mad delete it

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monroe.scott: 🥊💯

dickdownyamomma48: woah ok timmy tuff knuckles

dollfilmz: MEOWWW

zapernz: 😕.

coreythedude: sybau 💔

alealuvstwinks: wait lowkey.. 👅

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monroe.scott: 💪🏼 something my bitch ass brother doesn't have

dickdownyamomma48: wtf are you dissing me at 3:43pm on a Tuesday for?

dickdownyamomma48: I know this post was just to have that pinky girl see 🥀

coreythedude: aura farming..

alealuvstwinks: this one gave me the ick I can't lie. this is NOT a banger.

dollfilmz: 👅

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dickdownyamomma48: oh yea

monroe.scott: motherfucker is that MY dope 😐

dickdownyamomma48 replied: do something about it pussy

zapernz: why didn't you invite me ho

coreythedude: lungs blacker than your hair 💔

alealuvstwinks: ok

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ok guys I didn't rly fw this but here's um here it is

@bxbyysstuff @anakinstwinklebunny @lovethestarrs@valloos @anisangeldust @xo-yaaaaaasxo @anakinca @dollfilmz @alexlovesysrjune @sockiess @sythethecarrot @speaknow-sw @loveamira

[mono-dontidae]

random hc's

c/w: they're either stupid or weird. mostly brainrotted. i made this half past 2 in the morning so it's not proofread.

a/n: im taking a bit of a break from angst to write this cause i can't keep being depressing 🥀

pairing(s): bokuto, hanamaki, nishinoya, lev, suna, matsukawa, atsumu, akaashi x !gn reader

bokuto

- type of guy who has burping contests out in public and loses

- he'd swoop in to kiss your cheek but trick you into letting him lick you instead

- randomly recites brainrot while doing a simple task (ex: *washing the dishes* "..tung tung tung.. sahur.....")

hanamaki

- "are you deaduzz 🥀" while making the most obscure and soul-grippen shocked face ever

- istead of complimenting you like a normal person, he'd hit the 👅 emote like crazy

- his ringtone is unity by thefatrat

nishinoya

- would dutch oven you, no hesitation

- if you asked him if he did something he wasn't supposed to do he'd go, "whaaat? that's crazy, my 6'7 self would never do such a thing!"

- if he'd fake calling in sick to class, he'd have some fuckass reason (ex: "absent. reason: has ligma.")

lev

- he laughed super hard one time and farted on accident and proceeded to hit the choking emote out of embarrassment

- type of guy to say 'ow' at anything whether it hurt or not

- if he has cold hands, he'd place them under your shirt and onto your waist to giggle at you when you shriek

suna

- everytime he compliments you, he'd talk to an invisible camera (ex: "chat, was that W rizz?" "chat, don't clip that" "chat, was i nonchalant about it?" "complimenting the huzz at [insert time] challenge, gone right")

- ragebaits kids on roblox

- used to make sad bart simpsons edits back in the day

matsukawa

- "oh, so you hate me?" when you say no

- randomly breaks out into song when he feels like it no matter what (ex: *3 mins in having a conversation* "ain't itttt fuuuuunnnn~?" *continues like nothing happened)

- would annoy you on purpose when he's losing an argument by repeating what you said in a nerdy voice (ex: "[insert sentence] headahh 🤓🤣")

atsumu

- would post about how he hates periods & his collection of feminist literature

- corny tryhard insta captions like, "got me feeling myself like i lost my keys" "call me inertia cos i got dat motion"

- tells osamu "dont pmo" "bruh youre so kevin 💔" "ts so buns" when osamu can't serve for shit

akaashi

- would tell you a random fact and wait for you to go, "really?" just to tell you "no lmao"

- type of guy to type "🧯" to guys who type "🔥" in your insta comments whenever you post smth

- wears a weezer shirt in public

gurt: yo

[lilliezzzzz-fics]

Cupid's Chokehold !

pairing: oscar piastri x male!rockstar!reader author's note: this idea has been in my mind 4 so long lol, reader is british in this. also! first smau so it might be shit lol. songs + artists in order: garbage truck by sex bob-omb, as seen on tv by my buddy eric, the love i lost by fried by fluoride, just by radiohead, boys dont cry by the cure, so long by james marriott + cupid's chokehold / breakfast in america by gym class heroes warnings: use of y/n, callbacks/mentions to a break up, talks about toxic relationships (briefly), mentions of drinking and alcohol, homophobic comments, thats it i think word count: 2.1k (including social media parts)

ynmusic streetlite officially out, performing in local pubs soon

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user481 LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

user481 wait WHAT THE FUCK SIR DID U GO THROUGH A BREAKUP??? WHY THE HELL IS TS SAD

↳ user044 STOP REAL like this is SOO a break up album 💔

↳ user228 ur joking im not ready to sob hello

↳ user044 damn uh how do we break this to you?

↳ user228 DONT SAY THAT

A beat-down, smoke-ridden pub wasn’t the place that Oscar expected to find himself in when Lando had invited him out to Britain. And yet, here he was—slouched at the end of a sticky bar counter, his head in his hands and muttering something about better tastes and being rich.

The lighting was uncomfortably weak, a broken neon sign buzzed in the corner of his eye, barely illuminating the peeling wallpaper surrounding him.

He glanced over to Lando, who in his opinion, looked far too comfortable—like the pub was a second home—his laugh already reeking of cheap booze.

“Mate,” Oscar sighed, shoulders sagging, “you’re actually serious about this place being good?”

At the sound of his friend's voice, Lando turned to face him, a crooked smile playing on his face. With a tilted head, and a grin like no other—he slung his arm around Oscars shoulder, pulling him into a one-armed (and one-sided) hug.

“It’s absolutely brilliant,” he drawled, already a little gone, “you’ve gotta see the performance—they’ve got a new guy singing tonight.”

Lando’s pitch wasn’t that convincing, what with his hiccuping, swaying state. Still, he stayed, muttering a dejected “alright”.

After a few moments, though, the lights in the bar dimmed, and other lights from an open area with a stage turned on. Red lights bled across the walls—glaringly bright at first—before dimming low enough for Oscar to make sense of the stage.

You stepped out in front of a small, still forming crowd, wearing a leather jacket perfectly fitted—tattoos crawling up your neck and twisting down your wrist—you looked every bit the rockstar.

The mic squealed as you leaned in, tapping it once with your finger.

“My name is Y/N,” you began—your voice rugged in just the right way, “and I’ll be performing my new album, Streetlite, for you all.”

Oscar spent the next fifteen or so minutes fully tuning out Lando’s slurred speech—eyes trained on you and only hearing the music that you played. A gritty, grunge-leaning setlist pulsed through the pub. He hated to say it, but Lando was right in making him stay.

He couldn’t deny the pang of disappointment washing over him as you took a bow, exiting off the stage, but begrudgingly he turned to look for Lando.

It seemed like his friend hadn’t paid the performance any attention—too focused on chatting to (or up, he wasn’t sure) the bartender serving him.

Oscar was too busy daydreaming to notice the sound of footsteps behind him, as well as the creak of a barstool when a man sat beside him.

“A Guinness, please.”  The man spoke, a familiar gravelly sound—one that Oscar recognized. He blinked, head twitching toward the sound.

There you were. Up close. The singer.

He whipped his head back around as quickly as he could muster, a dull feeling of dizziness following suit, then a warmth. Heat blooming at the tips of his ears—embarrassment, probably.

His brain felt like it was sizzling, and it had no reason to be. He wanted to limp away like a wounded animal in fear—because the man beside him scared him more than he should.

He’s just a man, Oscar told himself. You’re just a man too.

But when he turned to face you, cheeks flushed and heartbeat loud in his ears, that thought didn’t help much at all.

“You’re starin’ mate.” You spoke. Accent latching onto your words, and your eyes lingering elsewhere.

And when you spoke, oh Oscar would swear his heartbeat thrummed through every bone in his body. Fumbling, stuttering over his words—he apologised. Incoherent, awkward—an apology nonetheless.

“Sorry,” he croaks, shifting uncomfortably in his seat.

You laugh. Rough. But it carries a warmth that Oscar keeps in his chest. 

“There’s no need, was jus’ pointing it out,” You smiled, finger tracing the rim of your glass, “name’s Y/N—not sure if you were listening but it was me performing up there.”

“I was.” Oscar affirms far too quickly—which he only realises half-way through, “ah, uhm—you could call me Oscar.”

You repeat his name, softly—letting it play on your tongue as you speak it, “Oscar. Fits you.”

A silence stretches between the two of you as Oscar scrambles for something to say. His thoughts are a mess, so he settles for a half-hearted smile, cheeks tinged pink.

Then his phone buzzes.

Fishing it out of his pocket, he squints at the screen—Lando.

Sorry m8 i left w/o u LMSO. ill pay for ur uber tho, followed by a notification: money sent.

Oscar sighs, brows knitting together. He should’ve expected it—but that doesn’t stop the pang of irritation. Of course Lando had wandered off. Drunk bastard.

He shrinks into himself a little, already dreading the awkward solo trip back to the hotel. Damn it, Lando.

“You alright?” Your voice cuts through the moment, steady and low. You lean on your palm, eyes watching him with a curious kind of calm.

He turns to you, albeit a bit irritated, “My mate just left me. He’s my guide so it’s a bit—I dunno. Shit?”

Once again he lets out an annoyed groan, dragging his hands across his face then letting it drop into his palms.

“How ‘bout I buy you a consolation drink?”  You offered, this time your tone is a little softer. Then, adding on, “Besides, I wanted to buy you one anyway—if you want one, of course.”

In any normal circumstance Oscar would know better than to accept. However, a drink does sound good. So, against his better will, he accepts.

“Sure, yeah. A drink sounds good.” He nods, and you smile.

Conversation after that flows smoothly. Short sentences exchanged about your jobs, personal experiences, about everything that came to mind. You talk about how you juggle your day jobs with your pub gigs, and Oscar furrows his brow, bringing up your songs.

“So,” he starts, eyes flickering to his glass with a slight uncertainty, “Your album—it’s kind of all over the place. Like, at first I thought it was a love album but then… it turned kind of sad.”

You don’t answer right away and Oscar internally panics. He probably shouldn’t have asked—maybe the drinks were making him just a little too loose. Should he apologise?

“Well, initially it was a love album. Somewhat, anyway,” you paused, twirling your glass, “then me and him hit a rocky spot. Realised he was kind of a shit person—and I left. It kinda fucked me though. Coped a lot through my music, and I scrapped tons of songs.”

Silence settles between you, and the ambient pub noise suddenly feels too loud—cutlery clinking, laughter echoing from across the room. Oscar watches you, quiet. Patient.

There’s something unreadable in your eyes—appreciation, maybe. Or maybe it’s just the liquor. But you give him a small smile and keep going.

“So, it’s a relationship—the album, I mean. Going through a, toxic relationship for a lack of a better word.”

He hums, nodding slowly.

“It’s good.” He speaks, treading every word carefully, “you showed it well.”

You smile in return, stealing a glance towards a watch sitting on your wrist—then looking back up at him.

“It’s getting late. I’ll head out—but uhm,” quickly, you fumble a piece of paper out of your pocket, lending a pen from the bartender, writing something down.

“Here. I’ll talk to you another time. Have a good night.”

You give Oscar a wave, and a bell chimes as you leave the pub—with Oscar looking at the paper.

Your number. As well as a message: ‘text me later <3’

♬ Y/N ∙ Garbage Truck

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user481 my worlds colliding… oscar posted to Y/N’s song 

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The engines were loud, and so was the chatter amongst people in the McLaren garage—strategies floating around and bouncing between engineers—and honestly you felt like a black sheep in a herd. You grab a headset out of the hands of an engineer with a grateful smile, and quickly put it on—and the noise grows silent.

Of course, it’s not completely quiet—that’s nearly, if not completely, impossible with so much happening. Especially in a sport like this one, or at least you assumed so.  But now, at least, it’s filtered. Contained behind the layers of comms, buzzing static, and urgent voices murmuring to each other.

A clearer voice cuts through the static and interferes the team radio, interrupting your thoughts.

“Box this lap.” He speaks. You weren't sure of his name, but you knew that he was Oscar's engineer.

“Copy.”  This time it was Oscar's voice, calm, focused—incredibly different from how he was in the pub with flushed cheeks and a boyish smile.

It was like a stranger wearing his voice when he spoke, even if it was only one word. Tone clipped, precise, and unfamiliar to you. No longer the man who was fumbling with his words, but instead the trained athlete he is.

You watch the screen, a flash of orange (or papaya, as the internet, or the team itself insisted) flying past and pulling into the pits. Slowing down as it approaches you, he stays for merely a second before he once again pulls away to the track.

If you were being honest, you really had no clue on how it worked. Sure, a few things made sense, and you knew it was racing, but you had no idea of what it were beyond the surface. But when the McLaren car passed the red Ferrari one, and a few scattered cheers erupted, you couldn’t help but smile.

The rest of the race was smooth—the car you knew to look for keeping its place in first, no need for overtaking nor intense defending. Before you knew it, it passed the finish line and the entire garage erupted in loud, echoing celebrations.

Your heart beats in your chest. Hard, heavy—for no reason at all—or a reason you’re too afraid to admit. Heading out of the garage, and towards the car, you catch a glimpse of the man himself in between the engineers.

Hair and face drenched in sweat as he takes off his balaclava, he has a smile so sweet on his face as he jumps into the gathering of McLaren staff. Face flushed as he steps back from the crowd—and for once second, just one second, he smiles at you. 

The next moment you see him he’s on top of the podium accepting a trophy that’s well deserved. Goofy music playing in the background, the other drivers grab the champagne bottles and spray each other—you can’t help but laugh at the sight. 

Interviews take place after the champagne spray, and then, finally, you see him walk towards you. Your heart skips a beat—maybe two—and when you’re face to face you can only give him a smirk.

“So much for, I drive cars, huh?” You tease, a warmth bubbling beneath the smirk on your face.

Oscar laughs a bit sheepishly, a hand reaching up to the back of his neck, “I mean, it’s not a lie,” he gives you a tilt of his head, “but maybe ‘I drive cars fast’ works better?”

You raise a brow, “Bit of an understatement, eh?”

He smiles again—more boyish, rather than bravado—and for a moment, for just a second, he looks like the boy from the pub again, with flushed cheeks and filled with something unsaid.

And god, the urge to kiss him bubbles up in your chest like a kettle ready to boil over. You let out a heavy exhale, smiling so brightly that you have nothing to say.

But he does.

“I have a question,” he asks—suddenly more serious, and you hum, his voice barely audible over the celebrations in the background, “go on a date with me? Not a shitty pub this time. Something proper.”

There’s a pause—a brief silence, the butterflies in your stomach and fuzz in your head overpowering your ability to mutter an answer.

You let out a breath—half laugh and half exhale—and nod.

“Yeah,” you stammer, giving him a stupid grin, “I’d like that.”

♬ Y/N ∙ Cupid’s Chokehold

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ARGAHIEKS

I can't stop reading ur Telemachus fanfic 😭😭pls make more if you can because damn 💔aughhh 💔💔 I'm so in love with the way u write him 💔💔

Like maybe just write the story abt when Odyssseus and Penelope reunite and stuff like that and Telemachus was listening to his parents saying sweet things and then idk 💔💔

You can make it NSFW too tbh, I like how you write him (make him 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂... And make him top because he's so hot bro 😔😔 ts making me look like a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 gooner)

Sorry if I'm asking too much 😔😔

Remember to have a good day and drink water and get some rest pooks, love ur fanfic masterpiece ❤

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Word count: 1.5k

Summary: After Y/n and Telemachus had an argument, Y/n decided to make Telemachus jealous by flirting with one of the suitors, and Telemachus did that same with one of the maids. Until Telemachus got fed up at the end of the day.

Pairing: Telemachus x Fem!Reader

Warnings: MDNI, Jealous sex, blowjob, controlled orgasms, choking, handcuffed(fabric), d!inp!, creampie

𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐘, always whining about the suitors and taking out his anger on Y/n. Which is a stupid way, why on Y/n!?

As Y/n was walking around the palace after their fight, since she called him immature and he called her a whining bitch, they decided to go away for a bit to cool off a bit of steam. The only thing Telemachus was so worried about was what might happen to her when she's walking alone in the palace, afraid of what the suitors might do to her.

Unbeknownst to her, she will be the one approaching the suitors. As she waited for Telemachus to go out, she was fixing herself in a little compact mirror Telemachus got me. Y/n looked up and saw Telemachus exit his room, so she walked to one of the suitors and started to talk to them.

The suitors was shocked at first, before he got all cocky and arrogant. "Yeah, of course I'm strong and bulk!" He exclaimed and Y/n was trying her hardest NOT to laugh or grimace. It was so stupid to her, that she wanted to laugh. Giving these kind of men the smallest bit of attention, immediately gets them a huge boner.

Y/n saw in the corner of her eye that Telemachus was watching, his eyes dripping with anger and jealous.. But.. Something else too. As her conversation with the suitors went on, she quickly got tired of the man just talking all about himself. She sighed softly and straightened her back. "It's was really nice talking to you.. I'll go now, alright?" She murmured.

"Uh- already-?" But before he could even finish his sentence, Y/n was gone in a blink of a moment. Y/n quickly walked through the halls of Telemachus' palace as she went for a search of his boyfriend. She looked at one corner and saw him flirting with one of the maids that he knows likes him. No no, head over heels in love with him. Me and Telemachus locked eyes and I just rolled my eyes, turning away, gripping my chiton and walked away.

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

As Y/n was about to go out the palace to go to town without Telemachus, She suddenly felt someone pull her back in and started leading her somewhere. It was Telemachus, his hair tousled as he gripped on her wrist, pulling her to what seemed to be, towards his room. "Tsk- Telemachus." Y/n grumbled, knowing that she explained to Telemachus every time, she doesn't like getting forced to talk to him after an argument.

"Just shut up and follow me. Or else you want me to pull you by your hair that you kept twirling while talking to that suitor Menetes." He grumbled. "You're saying that like you weren't wiping off that soft smirk while talking to the maid that you know is in love with you. Are you stupid?" Y/n stated. "You didn't it first." Telemachus stated as he pushed her in the room. He took a fabric and took her wrists.

"If we can't talk this out, I'll fuck the anger out of you." Telemachus hissed in Y/n's ear as he tied her arms behind her back. She suddenly felt her stomach churn in a good way, as she was slammed on the bed by Telemachus. She never really saw Telemachus this aggressive in bed, but hell, even she would purposefully do something bratty just so she can get man handled by her boyfriend. Who wouldn't?

Y/n looked up at Telemachus and gulped as he started to remove his tunic. That's when she realized that he was going to fuck her clothed like he promised to do when he's mad. This image of him fucking her in her clothes had always been just an image in her wet dreams, and she was thanking the gods that she can finally experience this.

He already had a huge boner and he pulled her down on her knees. "Suck." He instructed as he gripped the back of her head just for support and for him to control her mouth the way he wants to do it. Y/n quickly opened his mouth and Telemachus quickly shoved his wet cock in her mouth, making her gag and cough on his dick.

She couldn't do anything with her arms, so she couldn't have support on his hips. He started to make my head go faster and Y/n whined against his cock in every thrust as it hits the back of her throat and off. She looked up at him as she sucked and that image will be engraved in Telemachus' mind and used for later masterbation reasons.

He pulled our of her mouth and Y/n's chin was covered in saliva and a few tears ran down her cheeks. She coughed and took a long deep breath to catch her breath. Before Y/n had time to compose herself, Telemachus pulled her up onto the bed, her stomach on the bed as he pushed her head in the cushions.

"Still remember the rules? Or I don't fuck you enough for you to remember?" Telemachus said against her neck as he pulled her chiton skirt all the way up, and he spanked Y/n's ass. "I-I-! R-.. Remember.." She mumbled as Telemachus spanked her. Telemachus rubbed his tip on Y/n's slit, making her shiver from head to toe as he kept her face against the mattress.

"Recite the rules while I fuck you, clearly. Any mistake, I go faster." He started as he practically slammed on, making Y/n almost pass out at the aggressive push of his dick all the way in. "K-.. Keep.. Quiet.." She murmured as Telemachus moved at a steady pace. "Because?" Telemachus asked. "Because.. Of the suitors.. And I don't want them to-.. Hah.. Ah~!" Y/n moaned as Telemachus slammed aggressively to see if Y/n can still maintain composure. "Ah.. That's a mistake." Telemachus stated.

He started to go a bit faster from his previous pace. "Next rule." He muttered as he gripped Y/n's arms against her back as he purposefully made Y/n arch her back to her a certain angle and g-spot Y/n had. "N-.. No begging.. Because that's p.. Patheti-ic!" Whined Y/n. She gripped the sheets as she tried to keep her composure. "And?" Telemachus asked. Y/n's thinking was clouded for the other reason, making her silent.

Telemachus slammed in, in such an aggressive way, to the point Y/n had to moan loudly. Telemachus pushed her head against the pillow she had. "What was the first rule?" Telemachus asked, gripping y/n's hair and cocked her back, making her arch her back even more while Telemachus continued to fuck her alot more faster, making Y/n's legs start to shake, her ass red as how much Telemachus was drilling his cock in her.

"K-Keep quiet so the suitors won't hear!" I whined. "But you're being what?" He huffed. "I'm being loud-" I murmured as I looked down, watching my lower abdomen grow a small bump when Telemachus' tip hit my cervix in a certain angle. "Atleats you know. That's a mistake." He hissed and quickly went faster, making Y/n open her mouth and close her eyes, but nothing came out as Telemachus basically used her as a fuck toy.

He put her in a headlock as he drilled his dick inside her now red pussy, and the silken juices she was producing dripped on Telemachus' dick and on the floor or her skirt because of his long it was. Y/n was so close to letting go of her orgasm as it was around the corner. "Hold." Telemachus stated as he went even faster to follow her orgasm. Y/n gripped his arm as he went so fast, and he was basically trying to choke her as he still put her in a headlock.

Y/n didn't know how to control her orgasm any more, but she knew if she let go and came, Telemachus would push it until he came twice, and she knows she'll practically pass out on the next round. Y/n nodded and Telemachus tightened his headlock as he went faster, making me shocked, not knowing he could even go faster. "Telemachus-!" Y/n moaned, her face turning red because of the blush on her cheeks and got Telemachus choked her, before he spanked the side of my thigh as a way of telling her to let go.

And Y/n being a good girl quickly came, making Telemachus moan on her shoulder, kissing it three times as a way of saying I love you. He pulled out and came on her back. Telemachus released her from her headlock and she just crashed on the sheets as she catches her breath. "Come here baby.." He took the fabric off her wrists and turned her around to look at him. "Gosh, you're absolutely destroyed, love." He laughed and Y/n just went red. "Come on, let's get you cleaned my love.." He carried her bridal style and carried her to the bathroom in his room...

I FINALLY POSTED WOOOHOOOOOOOOOO

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in motion. —itoshi rin

synopsis. a dancer, a footballer, and one campaign.

notes. finding pics took soooooo long holy 😭 (also yes, i’m aware the face claims i chose are thai and not japanese but i just really liked their photoshoot)

face claims: bright vachirawit (@/brightvc on instagram), achiraya nitibhon (@/allynitibhon on instagram).

cw. smau, brand campaign (fake ofc), mutual pining, lots of fan commentary, fem!reader.

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itoshi_rin you wish yourusername 🙄 itoshi_rin don’t sulk now matchabunni itoshi_rin def dating 😭 namelover matchabunni yep

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[joaosnovia]

i js washed my hair so like what if you do a joao fic where he's home early from training and he comes back to see reader has washed her hair and it's all like curly and stuff

since his hair is more wavy-ish he's like surprised by the amount of care and products it takes to do to get the curls to be healthy and pretty yk?

so he's asking reader about the products and trying to add them to his hair and reading the labels on the packaging to get to understand what is the process

so yeah idk i hope this was understandable

(bonus is him being horrified by the amount of hair loss (totally not reflecting my own pain))

❦ - my girls curls.

summary:: what the req says

warnings:: none

writers note:: OMG I GET YOU BC TS WAS WHY I WAS BALD FOR AGES 💔. anyways i don’t have that issue anymore bc of a long long story from some bangladeshi hair salon… anyways yea… also i always write my fics b4 formatting so im doing this as i’m watching the portugal match and istg i keep on hallucinating that vitinha is joao.

tags:: @barcapix @n0vazsq @httpsdana @paucubarsisimp @universefcb

joão wasn’t supposed to be home this early. training usually ran late, giving you plenty of time to go through your whole hair routine in peace. but today, for whatever reason, things had been cut short, which meant he was now stepping into your shared apartment much earlier than expected.

the first thing he noticed was the smell, sweet, floral, and slightly fruity. not your usual perfume, but something that smelled like you.

the second thing? your hair.

his eyes widened the second he saw you.

you were sitting on the couch, scrolling through your phone, your curls still slightly damp but fully defined, soft ringlets cascading down your shoulders. joão had seen your hair like this before, but something about catching you right after wash day made him stop and stare.

‘woah.’

you looked up, amused. ‘woah?’

he set his bag down, stepping closer. ‘your hair looks… really good.’

you smiled. ‘thanks, i just washed it.’

joão flopped down next to you, still looking at your curls with fascination. he had wavy hair himself, but nothing like this.

‘so, like…’ he gestured vaguely at your head. ‘how do you get it like that? because my hair just… exists.’

you laughed. ‘it takes work, joão. a lot of work.’

he frowned, suddenly curious. ‘what kind of work?’

you got up, motioning for him to follow. ‘come on, i’ll show you.’

he trailed behind you into the bathroom, eyes immediately going wide when he saw the chaos on the counter.

bottles. everywhere.

leave in conditioners, curl creams, mousses, oils, gels, things he had never seen before in his life.

‘…this is all for your hair?’

‘yep.’ you grabbed one bottle and handed it to him. ‘this is my leave-in.’

he turned it over, reading the label like it held the secrets of the universe. ‘intense hydration for dry, damaged curls…’ he looked at you. ‘is your hair dry and damaged?’

‘no, because i use that.’

he hummed, grabbing another bottle. ‘curl defining custard? custard? like the food?’

you snatched it from him before he could say something even dumber. ‘not the food, joão.’

he moved on, picking up a tiny bottle of oil. ‘and this?’

‘that’s my hair oil. it seals in moisture.’

he popped the cap off, sniffing it. ‘smells nice. can i try some?’

you raised a brow. ‘you wanna try my products?’

he shrugged. ‘i mean, my hair’s wavy, right? maybe it needs moisture too.’

you smirked, grabbing a small amount of leave in conditioner and running it through his hair. he stayed perfectly still, watching you in the mirror as you gently scrunched his strands.

‘see? it enhances your waves,’ you said, fluffing his hair.

joão blinked at his reflection. ‘oh. oh, this is nice.’

you laughed. ‘told you.’

just as you were about to grab the oil, you heard a dramatic gasp.

‘amor,’ he whispered, eyes locked on the sink. ‘you’re losing hair.’

you sighed, already knowing where this was going.

‘joão—’

‘there’s so much.’ he turned to you, horrified. ‘are you okay? are you sick? are you dying?’

‘oh my god.’ you dragged a hand down your face. ‘i shed hair, joão. it’s normal.’

he didn’t look convinced. ‘but this is a lot’

‘do you panic every time you see hair in your barber’s cape?’

he opened his mouth, then closed it.

you smirked. ‘yeah. exactly.’

joão sighed, shaking his head. ‘this is too much. all these steps, all these products, all this hair loss… how do you do this every wash day?’

you leaned against the counter, smiling. ‘because when it’s done, i look good.’

he grinned, reaching out to pull one of your curls, watching it bounce back into place.

‘you look really good,’ he admitted.

you wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling him in. ‘i know.’

he laughed, pressing a soft kiss to your lips. ‘can i borrow your leave in?’

‘absolutely not.’

he pouted but didn’t argue, still fascinated by your hair. his fingers twirled a curl around lazily, watching it spring back every time he let go.

‘so, how long does this all take?’

‘on a good day? an hour and a half.’

his jaw dropped. ‘an hour and a half?’

you rolled your eyes. ‘it takes time to look this good.’

‘i don’t even spend that long in training some days,’ he muttered, shaking his head.

you snorted. ‘you also don’t have curls that need hydration and definition.’

he looked back at his own hair in the mirror, scrunching his waves. ‘maybe i should start a routine. do you think my hair can look like yours?’

you tilted your head, studying him. ‘with the right products? maybe. but you’d have to actually commit to it.’

he hummed, still scrunching his hair like he was testing it. ‘what if i just let you do it for me?’

you smirked. ‘absolutely not.’

he groaned. ‘but you’re so good at it’

‘then i’d have to do this twice every wash day. no thanks.’

joão sighed dramatically, still staring at his reflection. ‘fine. but you are helping me find the right products.’

‘deal.’ you grabbed your oil and rubbed some onto your hands, working it through your curls.

joão watched you carefully, his eyes soft. ‘you know, you’re kinda cute when you do all this.’

you snorted. ‘kinda?’

he grinned, wrapping his arms around your waist from behind, resting his chin on your shoulder.

‘okay, really cute.’

you leaned back against him, smiling. ‘good answer.’

he pressed another kiss to your cheek, sighing. ‘i still can’t believe you go through all this every wash day.’

‘well, now you kinda have to, too,’ you teased.

joão groaned, burying his face into your neck. ‘what have i gotten myself into?’

you laughed, threading your fingers through his waves. ‘moisturized hair, that’s what.’

[redbullgirly]

The Dancer [FA14 smau]

Fernando Alonoso x dancer!reader

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Summary: Few months after, everybody laughs when they remember the rumors about Fernando Alonso and Taylor Swift dating. Would they laugh though if they new it maybe wasn't so far from truth as it may seem? Well, one thing's for sure - Y/N and Fernando will laugh very much while soft launching their relationship... and confusing everyone with swiftie content thanks to her job.

Warnings: Maybe wrong dates and timeline of The Eras Tour, but whatever XD.

messages between Y/N and Fernando

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fernandoalo_oficial I was taken by the view like we were in Paris... romance is not dead.

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user1 i dont think my brain can comprehend so many things all at once😨

user2 right? I'M IN SHOCK

user3 fr fernando wants to give us a heart attack😭

lilymhe I see what you did here...

alex_albon I indeed see what he did here too...😏

user4 guys tell us what he did pls I'm begging youuuu

user5 Alonso soft launching was not on my 2024 bingo card

user6 him soft launching with TAYLOR SWIFT wasn't on MY bingo card 😭

user7 How he's suddenly so hot in the first pic? Like damn sir okay🫢

user8 girlfriend effect is real y'all

georgerussell63 Mate you can't do that to me, I just woke up 😧

user8 lmfao princess georgie is as confused as we are xd

fernandoalo_oficial sorry mate, don't get wrinkles🤞

gerogerussell63 What even is that choice of emoji?

fernandoalo_oficial well, someone is original with an emoji and someone is original with a pose... choice is yours 😃

georgerussell63 Stop it's been almost a year 😭

user9 not them bullying each other💀

user10 Yeah the duo we didn't know we needed

user11 I saw the first picture and almost spat out my drink in shock of such a hot photo of Nando. Then I swiped and literally choked on it because the last think I'd ever expect from his photo dump is a soft lunch of some baddie girl🫣

user12 I am delusional for thinking Taylonso could still have a chance, aren't I?

user13 well i mean you basically answered it yourself so... yeah XD

user14 OMG WHAAAAAAT😱

user15 oh no Fernando is not single anymore💔

user16 I think I accidentally teleported into some alternative universe... what is thiiiis?

user17 REAL

user18 fuck me this man seriously used lyrics from paris by ts💀

user19 Idk why but I kinda like this new side of Fernando😻

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yourusername crazy performance, even crazier night out and the most crazy training the day after... I call that the life of a dancer😻🎉 also my head and heart did go vroom vroom after the second pic

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taylorswift I call that the eras tour life!💗

yourusername yes ma'am!

user1 damn she got our queen Taylor replying to her posts... how does it feel to live my dream?!😭

yourusername amazing! 🥰

user2 such a shame my mum didn't force me to try dancing when I was little... I could have been at podium next to Taylor Swift right now 😃

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user3 You are such a good dancer, the shows wouldn't be the same without you Y/N!

yourusername omg thank u sm I really appreciate that!!🥹

user4 sooo... are we gonna just ignore Fernando in the likes or what???

user5 THAT'S WHAT I CAME HERE TO SAY

user6 fr I need some crazy detective from twitter to figure this out😫

carmenmmundt Hey, could you give me and lilymhe vip tickets...?

yourusername I mean... everything can be done 😏 I'll just need to ask mother Taylor bc I just used my plus one at the last concert🫡

lilymhe OH MY GOD WE LOVE YOU Y/N

yourusername I love you girls as well, we have to finally meet sometimes!!!

carmenmmundt Yeah, I think we'll have chance at the end of February at the latest😉

user7 WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE

user8 Omg are they hinting Y/N at the Bahrain GP?? F1 season starts at the end of February right?!

goergerussell63 Well hello there, nice to meet you Y/N... given the fact my dear girlfriend doesn't care about me, could you give me and alex_albon vip tickets as well?😊

alex_albon Yeah Y/N we are very big fans😊

yourusername everything for the guys that go vroom vroom🫡

alex_albon Like your heart

yourusername exactly!

user9 I AM FREAKING OUT

user9 MY BRAIN HURTS FROM HOW MUCH IS GOING ON

user9 WAIT FUCK I THINK I GOT IT

user9 AAAHHH I FEEL LIKE SHERLOCK MF HOLMES

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yourusername preparing for the next season🤞

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user1 y/n is literally living my dream life rn

georgerussell63 Oh no... he infected you with that emoji, didn't he?

yourusername we'll never know... maybe I infected HIM with it

gourgerussell63 I think higher of you and your taste in emojis

yourusername aww thanks princess georgie how sweet🥰

georgerussell63 I take it back

user2 HELLO?! what is happening💀

dancer1 excuse me little miss y/n... is that a man i'm seeing?🤨

yourusername well... maybe

dancer2 Be fr she's trying to soft launch him for like a month now😭

dancer1 okay i'm calling you rn STAY WHERE YOU ARE

user3 Guys why's nobody talking about the paddock pass in the 5th picture!!!!

user4 omg that's a PADDOCK PASS?😱

user5 yeah it is I noticed it thanks to this comment

user6 Wait... does that mean her and Fernando have been together longer? Because she already went to a race before the winter break??

user5 idk girl we don't even know for sure she's really dating him😓

user6 idgaf about who's dating her bc even without bf y/n's sooo hot like damn... mommy🥵

user7 I'm so confused... is this Alonso's girl or not?

user8 trust me user7 - we'd all like to know that😭

user9 😍

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user1 replied to yourusername story: is that an f1 driver there y/n

dancer1 replied to yourusername story: Hope he'll not disappoint me in person when you talked about him sm 😒

yourusername ohhh trust me you'll love him just as I do🥰

dancer1 omg bleeeeh I hope not 🫣

user2 replied to yourusername story: your friends are so pretty😩

taylorswift replied to yourusername story: When you'll take him to get my approval??

yourusername soon taylor, soon... I'm just afraid it'll break the internet lol

taylorswift I think we're used to that already with Travis at this point😂

yourusername true😭

fernandoalo_official replied to yourusername story: 🔥

yourusername it's going to be okay, they'll love you 🫶

fernandoalo_oficial how did you know I was nervous amor?

yourusername I saw you literally shaking when you left to the bathroom love...😹

yourusername oh they're back come quickly!!💞

fernandoalo_oficial onmw

user3 replied to fernandoalo_oficial story: IS THIS THE CONFIRMATION WE NEEDED?!

user4 replied to fernandoalo_oficial story: I see what you're doing here old man 👀

user5 replied to fernandoalo_oficial story: soft launch slowly turning into a hard launch and I'm here for it!!!!

dancer1 replied to fernandoalo_oficial story: I guess you aren't that bad in person...

fernandoalo_oficial 😁

user6 replied to fernandoalo_oficial story: screaming crying throwing up

taylorswift replied to fernandoalo_oficial story: You better treat my best dancer right Alonso!🤍

fernandoalo_oficial of course ma'am! 🫡

user7 replied to fernandoalo_oficial story: So cute!!😍

messages between Y/N and Fernando

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fernandoalo_oficial All these people think love's for show but I would die for you in secret... #swiftie

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yourusername I'd just like to make it clear to everybody that it's me who made him be swiftie... you're welcome💋

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user1 OMG THE LYRICS FROM PEACE BY TAYLOR

carmenmmundt Y/N is so pretty!😍

yourusername ohh carmen ilysm you're even prettier🥹

user2 No way Fernando just really har launched his gf😭

f1 We smell a new wag!

user4 LOL you're kinda late for that admin xd

user5 Congrats and wish you well world champ!💪

user6 can we talk about how gorgeous she is???

lilymhe double date when honey?

yourusername anytime babeee!!!

fernandoalo_oficial why do I have a feeling me and alex_albon will be third-wheeling on you two?🤨

alex_albon you'll eventually get used to third-wheeling your own girlfriend and her friends, trust me fernando...🤠

user7 This girl is like a goddess, I can't even blame him ❤️🔥

user8 mommy & daddy

georgerussell63 Finally! Congratulation on the hard launch mate👍

fernandoalo_oficial and look who's original with emojis now...😂

user9 from now on this is my fav couple

user10 mine to

user11 SHUT UP THE DELULU GIRLIES ON TWITTER WERE RIGHT

lance_stroll 💚💚

user12 nah I don't know what he see in her🙄

user13 Go away we don't want the jealous haters here 🥱

kellypiquet Welcome to the F1 family yourusername!🤍

yourusername thx!💞

user14 i call this couple goals

user15 I'M SO READY FOR BOYFRIEND MATERIAL ALONSO

user16 I can already feel he'll be so hot in his new era 😩

user17 lmao nando in his swiftie and stlutty era as someone on twitter said😹

yourusername swiftie and slutty era? i like the sound of it😏

user16 not y/n reading all the comments sipping over her bf 💀

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THE END

Author's Note: Hello everyone, hope you liked it! I'm not sure you should get used to me posting so often, but let's say that after Lance's social media au and the great feedback I had so much motivation... plus I'm sick, so I actually have the time to write and create XD. Anyway, I'll be glad for likes, comments, reblog and every other way of showing support! Have a great day and let me know how you liked Nando and swiftie dancer together!

[tonponton]

Once a dream

(I'm such a simp for this guy GIVE ME MORE YANDERE PURE VANILLA FICS)

Yandere fem-reader x Pure vanilla -> Reader x Yandere pure vanilla.

You and Pure vanilla are both students at the Blueberry yogurt academy

(Ts might be ooc, also sorry if there are any mistakes english isn't my first language, i didn't beta read ts)

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╰┈➤ You always admired Pure vanilla. I mean how could you not? He was one of the smartest students in the academy(next to White Lily cookie), he was so kind and warm. Everyone who walked past him could already feel the warmth radiating from him. That's probably why everyone seemed to like him so much. Even when he skipped classes the professors couldn't stay mad at him. But you were well aware that not everybody liked him as a student/friend, you saw how those pathetic cookies looked at him, how they gushed when he talked to them, how they got heart eyes to moment they got eyecontact with him. (ho as if you don't do the same 💔) Although they were utterly pathetic they still were competition

╰┈➤ And then one day you snapped. You overheard some classmate of yours talking to her friends about how she is going to ask him out. You saw red when you heard her. She? Asking Pure vanilla out? Over your dead body. Who does she think she is? She didn't devote to him as much as you did. She wasn’t worthy of his affection. None of them were worthy. But you suppose you can talk with her

╰┈➤ You asked [redacted] if you and her can go on a walk while talking with her about something important. When you where out of sight from her friends you began talking to her about pure vanilla. Finally you came on the topic what you both think of him, she ended up telling you that she liked pure vanilla and wanted to ask him out. You warned her, you told her about how he didn't seem interested in romantic relationships and how he probably would turn her down. She frowned from hearing that, but unfortunately was she stubborn. She asked you if you can put in a good word for her considering the fact you and pure vanilla were acquaintances

╰┈➤Why couldn't she take a hint? At that moment you were so angry that you placed a spell on her. For a moment you saw shock on her faced but that almost disappeared immediately as her eyes became soulless, then she began walking away. You tried to stop her but you couldn't move, shock still freezing over you. You didn't see het anymore, you could only hope she wouldn't tell anyone you placed a spell on her.

╰┈➤You saw her again. 5 minutes after your "talk" and you saw her again, on the roof this time. You heard shouting al around you telling [redacted] to stay where she is. She didn't listen. SHE DIDN'T LISTEN. Instead she jumped. As she was falling she managed to look at you, her eyes weren't soulless anymore, they had fear in them, you still don't know if she was scared of death of she was scared of you. But that didn't matter, what matters is that you killed someone. You didn't mean to kill her your emotions just took control over you!...But why...don't you feel bad? Infact you felt amazing! One irritating cookie gone I suppose.

╰┈➤After the dead of [redacted] rumors began circling about her dead. The most popular one and the one half of the academy believes is that Pure vanilla rejection was so bad [redacted] committed suicide. Because of this Pure vanilla turned from famous to infamous overnight. People began avoiding him, he lost most of his friends (literally just two cookies💀), his teachers stopped praising him and he got hated looks everytime he walked in the halls. While his life became worse and worse you couldn't sit still with excitement. This is exactly what you wanted!

╰┈➤But this was also an chance for you be closer to him. And you weren't going to waste that. It was quite easy to become Pure vanilla's friend. Just be kind and sometimes help him to know more about cookies. But as you you became better friends with Pure vanilla you began catching on why he never seemed interested in somebody. He was in love with White lily cookie. It wasn't hard to see thathe was in love with her, the way he looked at her when you three where in the library, the way he talked about her so passionately. And the more he talked about her, hang out with her the more jealous you got. You NEED to distance her from Pure vanilla. Maybe like this he can also love you

╰┈➤It seems like luck wasn't on your side this time. You tried to distance them by letting them think one of them is angry with the other, but you got caught just in time. By none other than Pure vanilla. The face of disappointment he makes at you crushed your soul. You still remember what he said next: "I think we need to have a break from eachother." You both knew what he really meant. After your "break up" you fell into depression. You didn't leave your room, you didn't eat properly. You just laid in your bed.

╰┈➤Fortunately you still had your "best friend" Straberry shortcake cookie who tried to help you. Even though you pushed al your friends away for Pure vanilla, Straberry shortcake cookie never left your side. She told you how she missed you and that your obsession with Pure vanilla cookie is unhealthy. At first you didn't want to listen, but after some time you realized that she was right and you should move on. After some time trying to be better you apologized to your old friends and luckily they accepted your apology. You also started dating Straberry shortcake cookie, after everything she had done for you you started getting feelings for her and she for you. But overall your life is good, you have your friends, your kindhearted gf, sometimes you see Pure vanilla in the halls but you just ignore him

╰┈➤While your life is getting better Pure vanilla life is still shitty, he thought if he gets rid of you then maybe his life would be better, but no, it's still the same. Almost everyone ignores him because of those fake rumors, and everytime he tries to say something about it they just walk away and ignore him. He still has white lily cookie left, but she's to busy trying to know more about cookiekind. It's not fair. IT'S NOT FAIR. What's worse is that he misses you. Oh how he misses you so dearly. The way how you always tried to cheer him up, how you always sat next to him when white lily wasn't there, He shouldn't have taken you for granted, but he did. And now your gone and probably don't want to see him again. If only there was a way to bring you back.

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You just finished al your classes of the day, you couldn't wait until your date with Straberry shortcake cookie, I mean she is such a wonderful cookie, even after al the ghosting you did to her she still cared for you. "Ah, I wonder what Straberry shortcake cookie has planned for our date! She send me a text that I should meet up with her after school to do something, I hope we go to that on cute Cafe!" You said happily to your friend. "That sounds nice [name]! Should I walk with you there?" Your friend asked. "No it's alright, Straberry shortcake told me I should go alone." You responded, A flash of concern was on your friends face, but only for a second. "Why did you make that face?" You know you probably should have asked that considering you talking to [friend name], but curiosity got the better of you. "Ah,...well...it's just that people have gone missing when they where alone and Straberry shortcake asking you to come alone made me think that maybe she is the reason why there cookie are missing..." After seeing your face [friend name quickly added something. "B-BUT ONLY FOR A SECOND! I promise." Oh yeah, people have gone missing, but you doubt it's because of Straberry shortcake cookie, she would never do something like that. "[Friend name] I get why you freaked out and I'm thankful that you care about me, but I don't think Straberry shortcake cookie would do that." You said trying to calm [friends name] "Alright [name], if you sat so.." Seeing his doubt you gave him a small smile trying to reassure [friend name]. As you were walking away you get the feeling as if someone is watching you. You looked around trying to see if somebody was following you, you saw no one. 'Come on [name] it's nothing, you're just trying to get yourself paranoid.' You thought by yourself. Well seems like your here! You're at the place Straberry shortcake cookie told you to meet up but you don't see her anywhere. 'Maybe I should call her-" Before you can take your phone you felt someone shoving you against the wall. "H-HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YO-" You stopped yourself from finishing your sentence, because it was Pure vanilla who shoved you. "P-pure vanilla?! What are you doing?!" You almost wanted to yell at him but you hold yourself in, maybe he has a good reason why he shoved you. "HI [name]! He said, a little to cheerful. "Erm...hi? So is there something?" You asked trying to look neutral. "Oh nothing much i just wanna talk!" He said smiling "Alright but you don't have to shove me against a wall! And speaking of that can you let me go" his smile dropped a bit. "No." What. What does he mean no?! You opened your mouth wanting to yell at him but he started speaking again. "I'm truly sorry [name], but I just wanted to make sure you're no going away or ignore me. I mean you're already ignoring me so it shouldn't be weird that I tried to lure you in!" Wait so that means..."WAIT YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TEXTED ME TO COME?! HOW?!" He chuckled "Oh it wasn't that hard, I just stole your friends phone and texted you! Straberry shortcake was her name right? Before you could respond he started talking again. "So how did you kill her?" Your eyes went wide "Oh so I'm right, you did kill her." How did he know?! "Ah dear [name], your showing to much emotion" he said almost mockingly. "I-i didn't mean-n to k-kill her! I just let my emotions control over me I swear!" His smile deepened by that "Don't worry [name]! I'm not going to tell anyone, well...only if you do what I say that is" Was Pure vanilla blackmailen you? You couldn't believe it. But why? What can you possibly do for him? "Ah I see you're very confused, let me tell you then, date me!" WAIT HOLD ON WHAT? HE WANTS YOU TO DATE HIM? HE HATED YOU! Well that what you think atleast. You were to shocked to say somethings so you just nodded mindlessly. Pure vanilla seemed to smile wider after that "Wonderfull! I wad scared you were going to say no considering you're already dating someone, but no worries dear I handle that." What was once your dream is now your nightmare. But you get away someday, right?

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I'm probably going to make a part 2 of this so stay tuned!