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Do y'all ever see a post that just like. Haunts you forever? And which consistently comes back up when you're trying to get to sleep
Anyways, if you do comms the whole "2+ characters in a single piece costs less than if they were bought as separate commissions" thing Isn't supposed to be a buy one get one x% off type situation.
Your commission prices should be accounting for the time you spend communicating with the client, the time you spend on file storage and prep, and the time it takes to properly document your communications and the transaction. Those things all take time and it Really adds up when you do enough comms. And the time they take? doesn't usually change much based on the number of characters.
That's why the second, third, etc, character can cost less. Not because you're giving a discount. Right. Right? Y'all aren't cutting yourself a bad deal, right? You're Not paying yourself less than an exploitative boss would pay you for that time and skilled labor, right?
#like for me managing the backend and communication stuff is usually a full hour of work#also im grabbing you by the shoulders. You are documenting everything right? You are making sure that a client deleting something#doesn't delete proof of them approving the comm right? You are making sure your Is are dotted and your Ts crossed when it comes to#keeping track of your invoices and income for when its tax time right?#if you're in the US if you make more than 400$ you need to be filling taxes as a self employed individual.#Please .... dont commit tax fraud governments hate it when you do that and you Will get caught. Thats how they got al capone.#you are not better than al Capone at tax fraud.#its just math. the auditing system already knows. You will get fined.
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I was going to put a joke here, or maybe try for some substantive review, but I am actually just feeling too sick and tired right now. Never trusting a writer again btw.
#Until Then#this game is going in my top of all time list I want to make that clear. Brilliant throughout. It's just that#I'm genuinely worried about getting through my work day tomorrow without having another breakdown over this game#and I'm gonna have to invoice the dev team for the therapy I'll need#let this be a lesson in not projecting too hard onto a story before you know how it ends
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oh right this blog is on lockdown now until next week in terms of ai bc i wont be able to play no sleep til my bday (a week) so if i see hide or hair of date from anybody im strangling him
#cliffnotes/.txt#now wondering how many varistions of tag im gonna have to block#bc i have the main one. but people dont like to be intuitive abt tagging ive learned#and will use 500 variations including typos.#same thing happened w/ dr and then that didn't help bc ppl still use images and gifs of chars w/ no tags 😭#and i still havebt been able to play that bc a mooty tried to send me money to play it#but kofi takes a fee so i didnt get the whole thing and id feel terrible asking for more 😭#also why ive considered just taking cms through gdocs and just making my own invoices#anywayd worse abt the previous point is she wasnt even who i was seeing spoilers from!
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Just a casual plug ahah
If you wanna commission me I do take them I just tend not to advertise them coz idk I’m strange. It’s always a “ask and we’ll figure it out” kinda thing.
I’ll do doodles/sketches like my previous post for $20(per character).
#artist comms#feel free to dm me for prices or a quote#havent taken a commission in a while#like they exist i just dont talk ab it#dm me!! i can make a widget on kofi or send a paypal invoice (kofi is easier since they take other forms of payment for me)#should i make an actual commissions post? yea probably. will i? no. i never like how it looks :(#or ig if u want smth cleaner like some of my orher stuff in my main tags (Kheprriverse) then just lmk and i can figure smth out#my prices used to be a lot but im not feeling like charging that much rn#(if ur coming from gw2 we can talk about gold instead)
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our boss being super hard on the new guy about a thing i was never even told about when i started is sooo funny to watch from afar like i dont know what to tell you, dude, i wasnt even aware this was something to worry about
#it's over the excel file used to track out invoicing for the month. when i started i wasnt even told this thing existed#i made one on my own for my personal use to keep track of everything no one told me to make one#and now our boss is being so strict over how the new guy has formatted and is using his. which he copied the format from me LOL
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gotta get up early for class tomorrow im so sleepy but i suddenly felt the urge to calculate how much money's been spent on my post secondary education till now and i literally feel nauseous
#LIKE.... what the fuck .#and the way my contribution has been minimal how am i ever gonna like . repay my dad for this#also how does he just .....spend so much . he'll always pay for anything school related w/o saying anything weird#like why is this genuinely making me crysjrjfjskwkfj#i KNEWWWW it was a lot but i was just thinking id love to pay him back for it somehow#so i was like lemme pull up all my undergrad invoices and the current stuff too and i did the math and .....#LIKE I FEEL SICK obv i have Issues w my dad but sometimes i feel so bad for him his dad passed away when he was 15#so i feel like he jas that Thing for like being super present in his kids' lives#and education is like a Biiiiig thing for him bc he had to work and earn and pay for his own (ig his mom helped as much as she could)#THIS IS MAKING ME SOB IM SO SAD#and the way i cant even fucking find a job to at least earn SOMETHINGGGG i can help with its so stupid#anyway idk Whats going on in my brain rn i should sleep god#like im so grateful but theres so much guilt too ??#desi culture is insane bc imagine you work your whole entire life and then you have to pay for every one of ur kids' education weddings etc#OK GOOD NIGHT will i delete this is it too . personal . idk#h talks
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So how dead are you exactly?
"How does one answer 'how dead are you' in any sort of actual way?"
Darck couldn't help but blink several times in response, full of confusion. Surely they weren't serious...
"I'd think that if you actually know me personally, then that answer is simple. Then again even that isn't an easy answer. I guess short hand is 'It's complicated', while longer is 'If you know, you know'. Not exactly easy to explain without a bit of a sit down, really. And I'm not in the business of just blabbing about things."
#Work Invoice :: Asks#Anonymous#Creeper Gonna Creep :: Darck In Character#Faceless Shades :: Anonymous#(( I want you to know that I heard this ask in my head. ))#(( Specifically in the tone of 'HOW TOUGH ARE YA' ))#(( So thank you for making me laugh. ))
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A mutual acquaintance is wondering how one would go about commissioning you...
Sorry it took so long to get back to you anon! My brain has been alternating between being goo and keeping extremely busy.
I mostly prefer being contacted via email ([email protected]) if you have a clear idea of what you want n lots of references or don't mind a slower response time, and i SHOULD have dms open if you have a vaguer idea but want easier/quicker back-and-forthing during the process.
I used to take commissions through my ko-fi, but there was a monthly fee to be able to do so at the time so I've stopped taking them through ko-fi directly and mostly work through paypal invoices. I also don't like taking payment upfront, so I allow them to be paid off little by little!
#im usually very awkward when it comes to more one-on-one communication as a warning. i dont talk peoplely good#thank you for the interest! I hope this answers questions#as for how to acquire the finished piece...i suppose it depends on the most convenient method of delivery#i paint in large files so paypal really doesnt like when i include the high res renders in my invoices#so I have a tendency to just directly hand off the imagr wherever im chatting and then a low res gets sent with the invoice#sorry this is my first time having to go kinda. deeper into the explanation of my comms process if that makes sense#its kinda like i dont charge for fullbody vs halfbody outside of chibis bc at some point its the same to me n the only sifference is the >#> level of detailed rendering. thats kinda rlly weird of me though n so. i rlly should change that#but again i wasnt expecting to have to go all in so soon...orz
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God imagine if I had commissions open right now I’d be ten times more stressed out right now!! Because I’d have money on the line!!!
#argh that reminds me I STILL gotta learn how to do invoices and fuckin. make a commission sheet#but I still wanna get better at drawing in GENERAL because I don’t feel like it’s worth paying for yet#I still have. so many weak areas I wish to eliminate completely#god I wanna chew off my own leg
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Sophia said the budget for the week is $38k (most ridiculous target she's ever come up with) and I did that and she didn't mention if she was pleased with it or will she just continue giving me ridiculous targets every week like $40k then $50k then $103k and then if ever I don't meet her dumbass target, I get fired that's it, it's that easy
#i don't know how we got to $38k this week like each job is like between $100 and $2000#but we did#we got there#she'll make up more stupid expenses next week#she'll be like 'I've got land tax and wages and oh i bought another house and we need $400k of invoices to cover it'#be like 'can't afford the wages this week we need a billion dollars worth of invoices to go out'#goddddd i hate her#also as far as i know I'm the only idiot on earth who's worked the longest under Sophia#nearly five years!!!!!!#Jesus#it's too long#but also i don't know like she ran her own accounting practice out of her own home before taking over from mort#like I'm pretty sure she had people working for her and I'm pretty sure I've seen a list of them#i have a list of her clients from that time and underneath it says employees/homestay#i think#i think there's phone numbers too#i mean#i clearly need to do some research#find out if any of those worked for sophia for over 5 years#what are their stories#they would've worked at her house and maybe even lived there if the homestay thing is true#i need to know what it was like#at what point did she turn evil#was she always evil#was she ever normal?#what do her kids think of her#do they know she runs an accounting firm#were they ever inspired to do accounting#what was she like as an employee#did she eat 6 cheese biscuits for lunch every day
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Love opening for comms and posting abt it Everywhere where I usually post art and I just get 2 comms of the lowest possible tier and the person is taking 20 years to pay their invoice so I'm just fucking sitting here
#its just so frustrating how unreliable it is#sometimes ill easily fill slots sometimes ill get like fucking 50 and sometimes ill get One#id just call it and settle for these two but they arent fucking PAYING THEIR INVOICE so im just sitting here!!!!#man whatever im gunna go make ramen or smth and take an edible.#i hate having to chase people down to pay their fucking invoices#it says in the form 'ill send the invoice within like a few hours max of submitting the form so please check your paypal'#its such a waste of time to tell everyone 'hey i sent the invoice can you fucking pay it please' like#if you commissioned someone please like!!! be on top of shit!!! pay ur fucking invoices!!!
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#HELLO HELLO#WAKE UP#WAKE#UP#need to set up a support group for men who cannot stand men bc lets talk about it#this tweet doesn’t even get into the first they like you then they take advantage of you THEN… WHILST STILL BENEFITTING FROM YOU… they#decide it’s time to be jealous and sabotage you. it doesn’t even make any sense#how do you fuck up something that’s feeding you? atleast be manipulative bc wdym you’re ceasing business with me to your own detriment#because you realised I was actually good at the service I was offering you AND providing it at an equitable rate!#doqonka lacag ma jecel I guess 🤷🏾♂️#anyways someone made me chase a invoice that didn’t even cover my travel and expenses this year and it made me realise#I’m not working for cheap anymore and I’m avoiding meek men or men with overblown bravado bc it really affects business
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i just find it so funny that this customer is super picky about the products they get and how much it all costs… when they get special pricing cheaper than even the gas stations that i service?? Like hello ma’am I understand wanting to keep cost low but you pay $1.62 for a box of bandages like i need u to understand how ridiculously cheap that is in comparison to my other accounts
like i could sell her allergy relief meds at $6 a box when they cost 23.97 for every single other account on my route. So like. Let me refill your fucking meds!!! It will cost less than you buying it yourself 😭😭😭
#like she sees the price and she’s like wow so expensive!! and I’m like um no. it’s really Not#and that’s not being pedantic bc my job is to make sales but like you are not seeing an expensive invoice from my company#if i could legally show you how much the car dealership up the road pays every 4 weeks for the supplies they get… you’d be floored#she would be bald#and she would rock it dont get it twisted but cmon
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A FLEXIBLE BIMBO’S GUIDE TO FINANCIAL RUIN, NAMASTEEE


feat. gojo, geto, nanami, toji, sukuna, shiu, higuruma
sum. thousand for pilates and your expensive juice while your boyfriend is working his ass off. is it acceptable? obviously not that’s why they’ll help you streeeeech.
warning(s). non-sorcerer, modern AU, reader is a spoiled college brat, age gap relationship (31yo man / 23yo reader), possessive behavior, manhandling, leg-on-shoulder sex position, power play, rough sex, standing sex, impact play (spanking), overstimulation, internal ejaculation / cum leaking, dirty talk, mild degradation, praise kink, pussy drunk characterization, full nelson position, handpinning, wall fucking, orgasm denial, delayed climax, size kink, wet and messy sex, nipple play (biting, sucking), overstretched pu$$y, cumplay, emotionally repressed men snapping sexually, physical restraint (arm pinning, leg holding), reader being folded like a pilates reformer machine, window fucking, public exposure risk (urban apartment), swearing / explicit language, casual misogyny with affection, mental breakdown via dick, all characters are consenting adults.

GOJO SATORU
you don’t even hear the front door slam. too busy lounging on the couch in his hoodie—oversized and smelling like his stupid expensive cologne, with your phone balanced against your knee, legs thrown up like a princess in exile. a cucumber mint smoothie sweating beside you. freshly blended. still cold. probably fourteen dollars.
you hear his footsteps instead. that deliberate, heavy stride of a man who’s either bringing you dinner or about to fuck up your entire life for sport.
you don’t look up.
but you feel it.
that vibration of a presence when gojo satoru walks into the room pissed and amused in equal measure. like he’s caught you stealing gold bars again. like he’s gonna make you beg for the next one. he tosses something. paper. it hits you in the chest and flutters down.
you blink.
“…did you just throw a receipt at me?”
his sunglasses are off. he never wears them at home unless he’s about to deliver bad news in a dramatic monologue. “that’s a pilates receipt,” he says. “for fifty-six thousand yen.” a beat. “for one month.”
you lift your eyes lazily. “that’s the introductory rate.”
his hands come to his hips. god. those fucking hips. “and what exactly are they teaching you in this luxury cult that justifies you spending my hard-earned salary on getting tied to a piece of wood and shoved around like a meat puzzle?”
you lick smoothie off your straw.
“they work my core. build length. alignment. it’s a holistic approach to mobility and flexibility.” he stares at you in silence for a full ten seconds. his nostrils flare. “…you think you’re flexible?” he says at last. you blink slowly. you can feel the grin starting before it curls into your mouth.
“i’ve seen what you do to me,” you say sweetly. “so yes. i think i’m very flexible. you’re lucky i don’t invoice you.”
a second passes. a long one.
then—he’s moving.
fast.
you let out a delighted yelp as he grabs you off the couch, your smoothie flying somewhere behind you like a casualty of war. your legs kick, flail, but his grip is iron. the hoodie rides up to your waist as he tosses you over his shoulder.
“satoru—satoru—”
“shut up,” he says, smacking your ass, “and show me how much i’m paying for.”
the first time he folds you in half, it’s on the kitchen counter.
his hand’s between your shoulders, pressing you flat to the cold marble. your knees are up beside your ears. your panties are gone. his sweats are halfway down his thighs. and his cock—god, his cock—is already inside you, thick and veiny and curved just enough to punch something inside you you’ve never had anyone reach before.
he’s not even moving. just holding you there. impaled.
your calves tremble. your toes curl.
“not bad,” he murmurs, dragging his fingers along your inner thigh. “but these pilates people… do they fold you like this, baby? get your knees touching your fucking shoulders like this?” you try to breathe but there’s no air. just the stretch. the deepness. the weight of him inside you, pulsing.
you nod, eyes fluttering.
“liar,” he breathes, and slams into you.
your scream echoes off tile. his thrusts are punishing. slow. like he’s testing your range of motion. pulling out almost entirely and then pushing back in with a controlled, maddening precision that leaves you shaking.
“look at you. soaking all over my counter. and you have the audacity to use my card for yoga class when you’ve got me right here? i should break your fucking spine.” you whine. moan. shudder. he’s so deep—you feel like you’re going to come just from the position. from how your body is folded under him, stretched wide, vulnerable.
he grabs your ankle. lifts it higher. you nearly scream again.
“god, look at this. baby. you’re literally bent in half. you wanna waste my money? make it worth it.”
round two is on the floor.
your legs are straddling his shoulders. your arms are pinned under his knees. and your entire torso is rolled up like he’s about to pile-drive you through the floorboards. “this one’s called happy baby,” he murmurs, licking your clit slow and messy. “except i don’t think there’s anything holy about what i’m doing to you right now.”
you can’t speak.
your thighs are shaking. your pussy’s swollen, wet, overstimulated from the last orgasm and being edged through two more. he keeps licking. slow and relentless. circling that tender spot just enough to make your stomach curl and twist, like you’re being stretched from the inside out.
“fuck,” he whispers. “your little hole’s fluttering. you gonna come again? just from my tongue?” you try to wiggle, but he tightens his grip. makes a noise against your clit that vibrates through your spine.
you break. completely. shuddering against his mouth, gushing against his chin as you come again, full-body, screaming his name. he groans, hips grinding into the floor, hungry for it. like he gets off just from wrecking you.
by the time he’s finally inside you again, this time from behind, kneeling over you with your arms pulled back into a stretch that arches your chest off the bed—he’s panting.
you’re soaked.
his cock slides in easy. and he just holds you there. hips flush. dick fully buried. sweat dripping down his chest onto your back. “jesus christ,” he groans. “this pussy—this fucking pussy—baby, i think you broke me.”
you make a sound. a weak, ruined whimper.
he chuckles.
softly.
leans down. kisses your shoulder. cheek. presses his chest to your back and rocks into you with slow, loving strokes, fucking you now like he means it. “you win,” he whispers against your ear. “fuck the pilates. i’ll stretch you every morning.”
a pause.
“but i’m charging you for the smoothies now.”
GETO SUGURU
it starts in the kitchen.
you’re wearing that outfit. leggings that cling to your ass like a second skin, high waistband hugging the curve of your hips. cropped tank top, no bra, just the hint of nipple pressing against the fabric like a test of his restraint. hair twisted up messily, neck exposed.
you’re blending something. bright green and expensive-smelling.
he walks in from work and drops his keys with a low clink, and for a moment, it’s quiet.
then, “you’ve been at that place again.”
your spine straightens.
“what place?” you don’t even turn around. voice all air and innocence, like you’ve already decided you’re going to lie through your teeth. “don’t fucking play with me,” he says, tone level, low, a blade unsheathed. “i saw the charge. that pilates studio. twenty-four thousand yen. again.”
you sip. “they added advanced core conditioning.”
“did they add a private fucking chef too? you spent more on smoothies this month than on textbooks.” you don’t flinch. just smirk into the glass. “i’m investing in my longevity.”
and that’s it.
the silence that follows is deep and weighted and final.
because he doesn’t argue when he’s past the point of talking. he acts. the next thing you feel are his hands on your waist, dragging you away from the counter with no warning, smoothie glass thunking to the floor, half-spilled. he spins you, lifts you—lifts you—and slams your back into the cool surface behind. you yelp, arms catching the edge behind you as he shoves his thigh between your legs and presses. hard.
“you want flexibility?” he growls, mouth hot on your jaw. “mobility? deep core engagement?”
his hands grip your thighs and spread them wide, pushing them up and open until you’re practically doing a split across the marble. the stretch burns—but it’s not enough to distract from the thick press of his thigh grinding up against your pussy through the leggings, damp already. “i’ll give you a fucking full-body workout.”
you moan, but it’s cut off when he grabs your jaw—tight—and forces your face toward him. “you think this ass is yours to flaunt on some reformer bed? think they stretch you like i do?” he’s furious. but there’s something underneath it. darker. hotter.
you’re being owned. corrected. and you love it.
“no one touches me,” you gasp.
he snorts. low and sharp. “except when you beg for it.”
he strips you bare in the living room.
throws your top to the floor. tears the leggings down your legs like they offended him. you squirm, bare now, flushed from neck to thigh. he doesn’t even bother undressing fully—just shoves his slacks and boxers down enough to free his cock, hard and thick and already leaking.
“get on the floor,” he says, voice gravel.
you obey.
he grabs your ankle and drags you to him, and it’s not gentle. your skin scrapes on the carpet. your breath hitches. but you’re soaked. he folds your knees to your chest, pushes both legs back until you’re open and exposed and trembling. “you think this position is in your class?” he growls, staring down at your cunt, glistening under the light. “you think they stretch you like this?”
you’re so open you can’t breathe. your thighs tremble from the pressure. your cunt pulses with need.
and then—
he pushes in.
slow at first. just enough to stretch your entrance wide. then he rams forward with no mercy, burying himself to the hilt in a single thrust that punches a sound out of your throat you’ve never made before.
your eyes roll back. your hands claw at the carpet. you’re full, painfully, impossibly full. he’s so deep it aches. “feel that?” he hisses through his teeth, dragging his cock out slow, letting your walls grip every ridge of him. “this is the only stretch that matters.”
he fucks you like a hammer. like he’s working out every ounce of frustration with the way your body folds around him. he bends your legs back until your knees press into your chest and your ass lifts off the ground. your pussy squelches, loud, raw, soaking. the slap of skin on skin echoes in the room.
he leans down, mouth to your ear.
“they stretch your pussy this deep?” he hisses.
“n—no,” you choke.
he grabs your throat—firm, not choking. just holding.
“say it again.”
“no one—no one does but you.”
he kisses you then—rough and filthy, tongue sliding into your mouth like it owns you. he doesn’t stop fucking you even as your moans catch in your throat. he wants it there. to feel it. to taste it. to make it real.
he flips you over onto your stomach without pulling out.
you gasp as your face hits the carpet, and then he’s grinding into you from behind, deeper now, weight heavy over your back, one hand fisted in your hair.
you sob into the floor.
“stay right there,” he growls. “arch your fucking back—good. that’s it. hold it.” he pistons into you from behind, his hand smacking your ass hard, again, again, until it burns. “legs shaking already?” he pants. “you’re such a spoiled little brat. wanna run your mouth, waste my money, act like your pussy isn’t mine.”
he pulls your head back by your hair and bites your neck—hard.
“say it.”
“it’s yours—fuck, suguru—i swear—”
he fucks you even harder.
and when you finally come—shaking, convulsing, sobbing into the carpet with your pussy gripping him like it’ll never let go—he groans, low and guttural, and spills inside you in thick, hot waves. he doesn’t pull out. he stays there. buried. deep. panting.
hours later—your face still mashed against the floor, limbs trembling, thighs bruised—he finally slides out. you feel the slow drip of his cum down your thigh. then his fingers. he pushes it back in with two of them. slow. possessive.
“no more pilates,” he murmurs, brushing sweat-slick hair off your temple. “you want to stretch, baby, you come to me.”
you blink up at him, broken and beaming.
“…can i still get the smoothies?”
he laughs once, low and sharp.
then grabs your ankle again.
“bend over the couch. you’re not done.”
NANAMI KENTO
you should’ve known something was wrong when he texted you at 4:41 p.m.
“i’ll be home by five. don’t go anywhere.”
no emoji. no dot dot dot. just those words. clean and dry like a corporate bullet.
you thought he was bluffing. he doesn’t leave the office early for anything. he eats his lunch standing up and answers emails with a frown so deep it might be surgical. but he walks through the door at 4:58 p.m. briefcase down. tie still on. and he doesn't kiss you. he sets a folded piece of paper on the counter. a receipt. you don’t even need to look at it.
you know what it is.
“you spent sixty-five thousand yen,” he says without looking at you, sliding off his watch. “in one week.” you chew your lip, standing in the kitchen like a caught rabbit in leggings that cling to your ass, sports bra sticking to your chest. “they had a stretch reformer bootcamp this week,” you offer weakly.
his brow twitches.
“that’s what you call it?” he asks, walking toward you, loosening his tie. “bootcamp? to lie on your back while some barely-trained teenager straps you into resistance bands and calls it exercise?”
“they do more than that—”
“i can see what they do. your little videos. those slow leg lifts. the air-humping. the stretching. you think that justifies the bill you sent me?” he’s standing close now. close enough that his cologne—clean cedar, leather, citrus undercut with heat—wraps around you like a noose. you smirk, defiant even as your heartbeat stutters. “i’m flexible now,” you say, voice light. “isn’t that worth something?”
he exhales slowly. closes his eyes.
and when he opens them again—
“strip.”
he doesn't let you undress yourself. he does it for you.
rips the waistband of your leggings down with one brutal tug, dragging them past your knees, your thighs, baring you inch by inch like he’s unwrapping something expensive he owns.
he peels your bra up, off, tossing it behind you with a flick of his wrist.
then his hands are on your hips, firm and possessive. he turns you. pushes your back against the cold wall of the hallway. one palm finds your throat. not choking—just there. heavy. dominant.
“so,” he murmurs, voice low as his other hand slips between your legs. “how flexible?” your breath catches. you’re soaked already. your thighs part on instinct, the pulse of need between them aching and slick. he pushes two fingers in. slow. precise. your body clenches.
his voice is a near-growl.
“pathetic,” he mutters. “you’re dripping just from me undressing you. and you spend my money so some stranger can put your legs in the air?” you moan. try to speak. he curls his fingers inside you just enough to make you gasp, then pulls them out and shoves them into your mouth.
“taste it.”
you suck, eyes fluttering.
he grins, slow and mean.
“we’re doing this my way tonight.”
you don’t even understand what’s happening until you’re on the bed, face down, arms yanked back—hard—and your body is suddenly off the mattress. lifted. bent.
“nanami—?”
his hands are under your knees. your arms are over his, bent back. your entire body is suspended in the air, your back arched, your thighs spread wide. his chest is to your back. and you’re held in place by the cage of his arms and the brutal grip of his thighs against yours.
he growls into your neck, “you want flexibility? i’ll show you full extension.”
then he pushes into you.
you scream.
he’s thick. hard. ruthless. your pussy stretches around him so tight you think you might tear. he buries himself to the hilt in a single thrust, cock carving into you like he’s claiming space. you can’t even move. your legs are pinned wide. your arms pulled back. your back arched so deeply that your chest is jutting forward, helpless and trembling.
and he starts to fuck you.
deep. measured. powerful.
his hips slam into your ass with every thrust, every brutal grind of cock against your swollen, aching cunt. your body bounces in his grip, caught, dangling, used. “this what they teach you?” he hisses into your ear. “this angle? this depth? you feel that, baby?”
you sob. nod. can’t speak.
“say it.”
you struggle, mouth open, words choked out with every thrust.
“they—don’t—fuck—me—like—you—do—”
he groans, fucking harder.
“they better not.”
he adjusts his grip, pulling your knees higher. deeper angle. you choke on a scream as he hits something so deep your vision goes white. his mouth is on your shoulder now, teeth dragging over skin, lips slick with sweat and spit and need. he doesn’t stop. not when your pussy spasms around him, clenching like a fist. not when your orgasm crashes into you like a scream trapped inside bone.
he fucks you through it. never slowing. never relenting.
“you want a stretch? i’ll keep you bent like this until your muscles seize.” he groans. pants. and then—he comes. deep inside you. cock pulsing. his hands locked on your body like a cage. he holds you there, suspended, filled.
like a lesson.
after, he lowers you onto the bed like something delicate. ruined. you’re trembling. twitching. your thighs won’t close. his cum leaks out of you in slow, thick drips. his hand brushes your hair back. “next time you want to stretch,” he murmurs, voice rough and dark, “you ask me.”
you nod.
he leans down. kisses your temple. “and if i see one more charge from that place—” his hand slips back between your thighs. “—i’ll fuck you in the lobby.”
TOJI FUSHIGURO
the door slams behind him with enough force to shake the floorboards.
you’re mid-pose. stretched out over a yoga ball in front of the TV, leggings practically painted onto your ass, some workout influencer with a honeyed voice instructing you to breathe through the sacral engagement.
you turn your head, a smirk curling at your mouth.
“hey, babe—home early?”
toji doesn’t answer. he tosses his keys onto the counter, shrugs out of his jacket, and holds something up between two fingers. a receipt. long. curled at the edge. “three sessions in one day?” he asks, voice flat. “you training to be a contortionist now?”
you blink, innocent.
“they had a flexibility workshop.”
“flexibility,” he repeats, stepping forward. “you need them to teach you that?”
you open your mouth to retort—but it dies in your throat when he closes the distance. one hand goes straight to your throat. the other to the back of your head. he grips you—hard—drags you up off the yoga ball, and before you can breathe, he’s got you slammed flat over the kitchen counter. "you think i pay for you to stretch out that tight little pussy in some fancy-ass studio with floor-length mirrors and soy candles? huh?"
your hips writhe, but his hand slaps down hard on your ass.
“answer me.”
“n-no, toji—fuck—i—”
he grabs the waistband of your leggings and rips them. not tugs. not slides. tears. the elastic pops. your panties with them. you’re bare now, bent over the cold counter, pussy slick and already dripping because of course you're soaked from this.
he slides his fingers between your legs. hums.
“so wet just from me walking in. you like getting caught.” you gasp, biting your lip, and he shoves two fingers in. hard. fast. curls them until you cry out. "yeah. that’s what i thought. you fucking brat."
he takes you right there.
no prep. no warning.
one hand between your shoulders, the other pinning your wrists to the counter. he rips his belt open, pulls his cock out—already hard—and thrusts inside in one brutal, merciless motion.
you scream. your body bucks. your eyes roll back.
he’s thick. too big. stretching you wide with no time to adjust. it burns—but god, it’s good.
“this what you wanted?” he growls against your ear. “wanted to see if those yoga freaks could get you as deep as me?” he slams into you again. again. your pussy’s clenching, spasming, trying to take him. failing. it’s too much. and you’re shaking already. his grip moves to your hair. yanks your head back. you’re drooling, eyes unfocused.
he laughs.
“you’re so fucking dumb when i fuck you like this. i should film it. send it to your instructor. ‘here’s your little star pupil—can’t even spell her name with a cock in her.’”
then he really gets mean.
he flips you over like you weigh nothing. tosses you onto the floor in the living room—next to the yoga mat, your smoothie still sweating on the side table—and grabs you. pulls you into his lap. traps your arms. lifts you up, and suddenly—your knees are over his thighs, your legs spread, and your arms are pinned up under his.
full nelson.
you’ve got no leverage. no control. your whole body is open, suspended, split wide.
and then—
he sinks into you again.
hard.
you scream. back arching. vision blurring.
his cock hits everything from this angle. it's like he's splitting you in half. you can't even fight it—your arms are trapped, your legs forced wide, and he’s using your own weight to fuck you down onto his cock over and over again, bouncing you like a toy. “there’s your stretch,” he snarls. “you feel that? you’re so fucking open, i can see my cock through your stomach.”
you sob. try to nod. can't speak.
he’s relentless.
fucking up into you, holding you like a ragdoll, your pussy wrapped tight around him, spasming with every thrust. he’s groaning now—raw, rough, sweat slicking his chest. “you earned this,” he pants. “all that money you spent—now you’re gonna pay it off.” he slams up again. your moan is wrecked.
“with your fucking cunt.”
when you come, it’s violent.
your body seizes, twitching hard in his grip. your pussy milks him. chokes on him. you’re sobbing—babbling nonsense—legs trembling around his waist.
toji groans.
and comes.
deep inside you. thick and hot. filling you up so much you feel it dripping before he even stops. he doesn’t let you go. he just holds you there. cock still buried. chest heaving. “there,” he mutters. “that’s a real full-body workout.”
a beat.
“and baby?” he leans in, voice low and dark against your ear. “next time you spend my fucking money without asking—i’ll fold you backwards.”
RYOMEN SUKUNA
you’d been running your mouth all day.
legs sore from class, tank top sweat-slicked, face flushed with that post-workout glow like you’d actually worked for something.
“my hamstrings are tight,” you’d whined, flopping onto the couch, pushing your ankle onto his thigh like you wanted him to touch you. “we did these deep lunge extensions—my instructor said i’m really flexible now.”
sukuna didn’t say anything then.
just looked at you—eyeing the curve of your ass in those fucking leggings, the way you stretched like you knew he was watching. the bratty smile you gave him when you took the last of his cigarette and didn’t say thank you.
he waited.
waited until now—late evening, when the lights are low and the room smells like smoke and sex and skin—and you’re backed against the wall, your tank top riding high, your panties hanging by a thread, and your leg thrown over his shoulder like it’s nothing.
like you’re just that flexible.
he’s inside you already.
deep.
fucking inches deep.
his cock stretches you wide, thick and brutal, the kind of stretch that burns in your thighs and pulses in your cunt, and he hasn’t even moved yet.
his hands are gripping your hips hard—fingers bruising, rough, possessive—and your heel’s hooked over his shoulder, your other leg barely holding your weight as your back arches into the plaster.
and he just smiles. slow. dangerous.
“look at that,” he murmurs, voice rough silk, hand sliding up the inside of your raised thigh, gripping the meat of it, squeezing. “this how they stretch you in those little classes of yours?”
you try to speak. your mouth opens, but no sound comes out.
he chuckles.
“nah,” he says. “they don’t stretch you like this, do they?”
he thrusts. once. deep.
your breath shatters.
he’s so fucking deep you swear you can feel him in your ribs. your pussy clenches. your hips jerk. your fingers claw at his shoulders, but he doesn’t stop—just keeps you right there, leg hoisted high, body bent and trembling.
“fuck, baby,” he grins, cock sliding out slow before slamming back in. “you’re opening up so easy. maybe those classes are working.”
you moan. broken. breathless.
his hand wraps around your throat.
“you like this, huh? standing here, pussy stretched open, one fucking leg in the air like a good little slut on display?”
he rolls his hips, angling his thrusts to grind against your g-spot, relentless and deep.
you sob. your thighs tremble.
“fuck—sukuna—please—”
he groans, filthy and low, lips brushing the curve of your jaw.
“you feel that stretch in your hips, sweetheart? in your cunt?”
he thrusts again—hard—makes your whole body bounce against the wall.
“this is real flexibility,” he growls. “this is what i pay for.”
his mouth is everywhere—your neck, your shoulder, your tits—teeth grazing, lips sucking, tongue trailing fire down your throat. and the whole time, his cock keeps slamming into you, dragging moans from your chest you didn’t know you could make.
you’re babbling now. drunk on him. on how deep he is. on the burn in your thighs and the slick squelch of your soaked cunt every time he pulls out and drives back in. “so fucking tight,” he pants. “and still taking it all. you feel how wide i’ve got you open?” his thumb drops to your clit. rubs circles—mean, precise, perfect.
you cry out. jerk.
“uh-uh,” he hisses, pinning your hips. “don’t move. hold the leg. keep it up. you want to be flexible, brat? show me.” your muscles scream. your body shakes. but you obey. because he’s so deep. so rough. so fucking good.
he kisses your throat.
“attagirl.”
when you come—it’s violent. sudden. full-body.
your vision flares. you scream, cunt clenching around him so tight he groans, hips stuttering, face buried in your neck as he fucks you through it, doesn’t slow, doesn’t let up.
and when he comes?
it’s deep.
a growl ripped from his chest, cock twitching inside you as he fills you up with so much cum it leaks out around him even before he pulls out. you’re shaking. leg still hoisted. mouth open. whole body limp. he finally lowers your leg.
lets you collapse against him, his arms wrapping around you, hand cradling the back of your head like you’re breakable. then, low against your ear: “that’s the only stretch that matters.”
SHIU KONG
he doesn’t say a word when he gets home. not when he finds your receipt on the bathroom counter—fifty-two thousand yen for a reformer stretch package. not when he sees you on the couch, barefoot, bare-legged, sipping an iced matcha like it wasn’t paid for with his blood money.
just drops his phone. loosens his tie. and walks over to you with that expression—tight mouth, heavy brow. all controlled violence. you glance up. blink.
“what?”
he sits beside you.
silent.
and grabs your jaw.
not roughly. not yet. just enough to tilt your face to his. “get on the floor,” he says, calm. cool. deadly. “face down. knees wide.”
you pause.
“…what?”
his hand slides to your throat. squeezes, just a little. eyes dark.
“you heard me.”
he doesn’t strip you all the way. just yanks your panties down and pushes your little workout shorts to the side, your tank top rucked up above your hips. he wants you dressed for this. dressed like the spoiled little slut you are.
“this is called frog pose, right?” he murmurs, gripping your ankles and dragging them wide. “hips open, knees bent. cute little ass in the air.” your face burns. the stretch in your thighs is deep, your cunt already throbbing from being so exposed, so vulnerable. your chest is flat to the rug, back arched, legs splayed.
and then you feel it.
his cock.
thick. hard. dragging along your slit, teasing. mean.
“you want mobility?” he mutters. “i’ll give you mobility.”
he pushes in—slow. thick. stretching you until your mouth opens around a gasp and your fingers clutch at the carpet. your pussy sucks him in, inch by inch, until he’s deep, hips flush against the meat of your ass.
and then he stays there.
hands on your lower back. holding you open.
"fuck," he breathes. "look at how deep i am in this position. you feel that?" you try to move—try to rock back onto him—but his palm lands hard across your ass, the smack echoing in the room. “don’t move,” he growls. “just stay open. let me fuck you like this.”
and then he starts.
his hips snap forward. hard. again. again.
each thrust punches a cry out of your chest, muffled against the carpet, your body rocking from the force of it. he grabs your wrists, yanks them behind your back, pins them with one hand, and uses the other to shove your hips down, locking you in place. “this what you pay them for?” he growls. “to stretch your hips? your back?”
he slams into you, balls slapping, breath hot over your spine.
“they fuck you like this, sweetheart?”
you shake your head, sobbing.
he leans down, lips brushing your ear.
“say it.”
“no—fuck—no one does but you—”
he groans. thrusts harder. his cock hits so deep it feels like your guts rearrange every time. your knees tremble. thighs ache. the stretch is insane—but you can’t stop coming, pussy clenching, walls fluttering, drooling around his cock with every filthy grind of his hips. "jesus," he pants, “this cunt was made to stay open like this.”
and when he comes?
he stays inside. grinds deep. dumps every drop into your spasming cunt and keeps it in you with a hard slap to your ass and a hand dragging down your spine.
after?
you’re still face-down, body limp, legs aching from the stretch. shiu pulls your panties back up. kisses your thigh. smooths your hair. and murmurs, low and serious: “next time you want to stretch—” his hand cups your sore, slick cunt. “—you ask.”
HIGURUMA HIROMI
it starts with the door clicking shut.
you’re home before him, sprawled on his couch in one of his button-down shirts—open, loose, your tank top tight underneath, your bare legs tucked up beneath you. the TV is on. you’re sipping kombucha like you pay for it.
he enters in silence.
shoes off. briefcase down. suit jacket hung neatly over the hook. tie loosened. he doesn’t speak. not until he stands in the doorway between living room and hall, holding a piece of paper like a verdict. long receipt. high total. you glance over. sip.
“…that from the studio?”
he lifts one brow. folds it. sets it on the table.
"forty-seven thousand,” he says calmly. “for one week.”
you blink. “it's—private sessions.”
“i can see that.” he steps closer. “what exactly do they do to you in these sessions?” you tilt your head, smirk already crawling to your mouth. “stretch me out.” he breathes in. slow. nostrils flare. you can feel the temperature shift.
“get up.”
he doesn’t speak again until you’re backed into the bedroom, his hand wrapped gently—too gently—around your wrist, and his voice low.
“take your clothes off.”
you blink.
he leans in. kisses your cheek. “slowly.”
you do. piece by piece. he watches. the shirt slides down your arms. your tank top peels over your head. your sports bra falls away—no noise, no rush. panties next. his eyes stay on you the entire time. and when you’re finally bare, standing quiet, naked and still in front of him—
he moves.
you don’t realize what he’s doing until your back hits the window. one hand cups your thigh, pulls it up. higher. higher—until your knee’s nearly pressed to your chest, the other foot flat on the floor, your heel hooked over his shoulder. he adjusts his grip—one hand under your thigh, the other on your waist, thumb brushing just under your breast.
and then—
he pushes in.
slow. deliberate. devastating.
your eyes roll. your mouth opens in a gasp you don’t finish, because he’s deep—so fucking deep in this angle, cock hitting every spot you didn’t know you had. your pussy flutters, clenching around him already. “you’re silent now,” he murmurs. you try to breathe. try to speak. “what happened to that mouth?” he rocks his hips forward. not fast. not brutal. just deep. intentional.
in control.
“they stretch you like this?” he says softly, tone clinical. “push your leg up here, keep your pussy open while they slide inside?” you whimper. shake your head.
his voice stays level. “answer.”
“n-no—fuck, hiromi—just you—only you—”
his mouth presses to your neck. he still doesn’t speed up. just keeps your body exactly where he wants it—your leg over his shoulder, your hips tilted perfectly, his cock dragging deep and slow inside your cunt, every motion pressing you harder against the glass.
you’re dripping.
he feels it.
your slick is painting his cock, soaking the front of his slacks, your inner thigh shining in the low light.
“flexible,” he murmurs, dragging his hand up to your ribs, thumb brushing under your breast again. “but not enough.” he pulls out—slow—until just the tip remains. and slams back in. your scream shatters the quiet. his fingers grip your throat—not tight, just there, grounding. a point of contact. “you’ll hold this position,” he says. “until i finish.”
he fucks you like that for what feels like hours. never too fast. never losing rhythm. just deep, hard strokes. your leg high. trembling. your foot still braced on the floor, trying to hold balance while he uses you against the window like a study in anatomy.
your orgasm comes without warning—tight, sharp, full-body. your cunt clenches, spasming, walls squeezing so tight he groans. but he doesn’t stop. just fucks you through it, even deeper. “you’ll give me another,” he murmurs. “legs this flexible, you can take two.”
you sob.
“three.”
his hand dips between your legs. finds your clit.
“four.”
he finishes inside you.
still holding your leg high, cock buried deep, cum leaking down your thigh. your head lolls against the window. the city lights blur. he lowers your leg slowly. kisses your forehead. adjusts your hair with one hand. straightens your back. then murmurs— “next time you want a stretch, you’ll do it here. for free.”
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