#hq texts

[seumyo]

THE THINGS KOZUME KENMA POSTED ON HIS INSTAGRAM STORY JUST FOR YOU

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[nectardaddy]

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE . . . texts between rockstar semi and his cutesy popstar girlfriend

warnings/notes : suggestive, crude + dark humor, semi is a simp, based off the crashout I had about this idea here and here, she gives me hella sabrina carpenter vibes, part two

gen taglist (open, form is here)

@phoenix-eclipses @wyrcan @honeekyuu @eggyrocks @yogurtkags

@bakery-anon @crypt-0rchid @hyunteru @kameyyy @nekozaki

@angelichwv @a-girl-cant-decide-on-a-name @localgaytrainwreck @standcom @bokutoko

[chososcamgirl]

NO PAIN NO GAIN ! H. IWAIZUMI

⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ new year’s resolution: don’t fall on the treadmill or for your hot gym instructor

cw: suggestive, crude humour, language, kys jokes

masterlist

for @aozui & @s6rine my beloveds

a/n: this wasn’t funny at all sorry. i had a vision but it was poorly executed.

div creds @.ianrkives , @.cafekitsune

[skiiyoomin]

hi i was wondering if i could request a haikyuu smau with the boys accidentally confessing their feelings to you thinking they're texting someone else? Thank you! Also i hope you feel better and take all the time you need to rest and get better. 🫶🏻🫶🏻

ღAccidental confessions

ʚft. Akaashi, Oikawa, Hinata, Kuroo

ʚCont: fluff, crack ⤑Back to navigation

[dumdogs]

:) miya atsumu masterlist

warnings: platonic, kms joke, mpreg mention, slight romantic tension

can u guys tell ive been kind of obsessed with atsumu lately (also i miss making smaus)

[heartmaddie]

haikyuu boys texting after you break up ! includes ushijima , sakusa , oikawa , suna , kageyama , atsumu involves crack

please like , reblog or follow if u enjoyed!

[mahyuume]

BF TEXTS W/ KENMA

— synopsis. as the title says, but with timeskip kenma!

pairing. timeskip!kenma kozume x reader | genre. fluff, crack, smau/socmed

mlist | omg hey guys first haikyuu post and it’s socmed/twt. 😆😆🙂 im never calling it X. anyways this is for my mamacita hahehehah

[lysatoru]

SMASH!⚝

haikyu characters hitting you with the ball accidentally!

oikawa, suna, atsumu, akaashi, bokuto, kageyama, osamu, kuroo <3

the haikyu requests are open! idea from @nycteis17 <3 (we’re gonna see the haikyu movie tonight, feel like we’re 16 again🥹)

if you want a part2, tell me with who!

[sukunasbow]

get ready with me to…what?

incl: kenma kozume, kei tsukishima, rintarō suna, shoyo hinata, tetsurō kuroo, tobio kageyama.

warnings: guys pls ignore me spelling rintarō wrong..😔.

in which you prank them by posting a tiktok of you getting ready to break up with them.

[strawbsstarz]

random bf text!! tsukishima kei pt.3

when u miss each other <3

warning: kinda 18+ pt.1 pt.2 pt.4 pt.5 pt.6

[seumyo]

Kuroo had imagined that if he ever had a meet-cute with his future girlfriend, it would be something out of a rom-com.

Maybe she’d bump into him in the hallway and drop her books, and their hands would brush as they both reached down. Maybe they’d get locked in the school’s storage closet and have no choice but to talk, discovering they had an undeniable connection. Maybe he’d do something particularly cool in front of her—like nail an impossible volleyball save—and she’d be so impressed that she’d fall for him on the spot.

You know, a great story to tell his future kids later on.

What he did not imagine was this.

He had barely settled into his seat in chemistry lab class when the teacher rattled off instructions about the elements they’d be working with today. Kuroo, who had only half-listened, glanced at the laminated periodic table on their lab station. There were a lot of elements, and he was already regretting not paying closer attention. With a sigh, he turned to the girl beside him.

“Hey, can you check which elements we’re supposed to—”

He paused.

For one, you looked a little startled, like you hadn’t expected him to speak to you so soon. Your lips parted slightly, and your fingers thrummed against the edge of the table, but you didn’t immediately respond. Kuroo furrowed his brows.

Maybe you didn’t hear him?

Before he could repeat himself, you blinked a few times and slowly turned to the periodic table. Your expression shifted into something that could only be described as deep concentration, like you were trying to decipher some ancient text rather than a chart of chemical elements.

Seconds passed.

Then a full minute.

Kuroo’s eyebrows inched up.

Still, no answer.

“Give me a second.”

Ah, there it was.

He could see your eyes darting over the periodic table, and every few moments, you squinted slightly, as if you were trying to bring the tiny printed words into focus. Another thirty seconds passed. He tilted his head, watching as you leaned forward a little, your eyes locked on the chart like your life depended on it.

You would probably set it on fire at this point from how intense you were looking.

“…You good?” he finally asked, unable to stop the curious edge in his voice.

You straightened up so fast it was like you had been caught doing something embarrassing. Which, judging by the way you suddenly looked anywhere but at him, you probably had.

“I, um—” You hesitated, biting your lip. Then, after what seemed to be an internal debate, you let out a small sigh. “I actually, uh, forgot my glasses at home.”

Oh.

Oh.

Kuroo blinked, his amusement only growing. That explained a lot.

“That bad, huh?” he asked, resting his elbow on the table and propping his chin on his hand.

“Not terrible,” you muttered, though the way you still weren’t looking at him suggested otherwise. “I can still see—just not, you know, well.”

That made him chuckle.

“Well, that’s going to be a little problem, isn’t it?”

You let out a small, almost defeated laugh. “Probably.”

Kuroo grinned and turned his attention back to the chart, skimming for the elements the teacher had mentioned. “Alright, let’s see… We’ve got—” He rattled off a few element names and their symbols, glancing at you to make sure you were following along.

Then, as if remembering you had an actual task to contribute to, you quickly dropped your gaze back on the textbook for reference. “You don’t have to—”

“Nah, it’s fine,” he interrupted smoothly. “What were the elements again? Aluminum, zinc, and—what was the last one?”

Still looking a little overwhelmed by the sheer speed at which this whole interaction was happening, you answered, “Um. Magnesium.”

“Magnesium, got it.” Kuroo tapped the page, making sure you could at least see where he was pointing. “Here, let’s work on this together. I’ll read it out, and you can double-check if I’m not mistaken.”

You let out a small, barely-there laugh—so quiet that if Kuroo hadn’t been paying attention, he would’ve missed it. But he was paying attention.

He had been ever since you sat next to him, really. He realized that he paid attention to you more than the teacher himself.

Kuroo read the information to you, sometimes exaggerating just for fun—“And this here, my dear lab partner, is the majestic zinc, element number 30, the unsung hero of batteries everywhere”—which earned him an amused shake of your head. You weren’t exactly talkative, per se, but he caught glimpses of amusement in the way you entertained his nonsense.

This must be the manifestation of that one tweet he posted, “My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes rn. Be patient, Queen; a true clown is on the way.”

Now that you weren’t caught off guard, you nodded along, quickly jotting things down in your notes. It was then that Kuroo realized something else.

You hadn’t even introduced yourselves.

“You know,” he said, smiling a little, “I think we skipped a step.”

You paused, looking at him curiously, then back at your worksheet. “What?”

“The whole name thing.” He tapped his pen against the worksheet. “I asked you to do something before I even said hi. That’s pretty rude, huh?”

For the first time since he spoke to you, you actually met his gaze. And then, to his surprise, you cracked a small smile.

“A little, yeah.”

Kuroo chuckled. “I’m Kuroo Tetsurou.”

You tilted your head slightly, and then, like you were amused at how backwards this whole conversation had gone, you finally replied, “[Last Name] [Name].”

“Nice to meet you,” he said. “And don’t worry—I’ll be your eyes for today. And for as long as you’d like.”

“Are you this flirty with every person you meet?”

“Only the ones that know their way around a calculator despite not even looking at it directly.”

You rolled your eyes at that, but he could see how his jokes were getting to you. By the time the teacher walked around to check your progress, Kuroo had already decided that this was way better than any cliché shoujo manga meet-cute.

Because really, what could be more romantic than offering to be someone’s eyes for the day—and maybe even for forever?

BONUS:

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[nectardaddy]

SHORT N' SWEET . . . texts between rockstar! semi and his cutesy popstar! girlfriend

ˋ°•*⁀➷ interconnected smau oneshots based on short n sweet (deluxe) by sabrina carpenter

warnings/notes : suggestive content, language + crude humor, menaces to society relationship dynamic 

set list : 

          ❤︎ art by @un-chan : one , two

          ❤︎ moodboard

          ❤︎ moodboards: yn , semi by @loveyislost

          ❤︎ playlist

albums : 

          ❤︎ glitter and sweat

          ❤︎ wrong numbers

LIPSTICK STAINS AND SMEARED EYELINER

please please please

15 minutes

bed chem

juno

coincidence

sharpest tool

[chososcamgirl]

DO YOU WANT BUTTER WITH THAT ? R. SUNA

໒꒱ ⋆ﾟworking at the movies is a real good time when your favourite coworker’s on set

cw: crude humour, language, swearing, kys jokes

want more coworker suna? i hear he also works at the tattoo parlour…

masterlist

a/n: THAT ONE COWORKER THAT JUST BE FUCKING TALKING😭 also those were 100% abt atsumu. my phone updated mid texts can u tell. yes i had to sing for that vm. goodnight.

@kawoala heyyyyyyy

divs cred @.zerowhy , @.cafekitsune

[thumblemina]

fwb!atsumu miya texts

fwb!asumu who is unreliable in a way that should easily pull apart the casual strings holding together your entire friends with benefits situation, but you still keep crawling back for more.

╰┈➤ in case you missed it: companion smau to this

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ content warnings: : 18+, mdni, fem!reader, atsumu is a simp for thighs and a menace, y/n is trying failing to fight it, maybe a touch more than suggestive in 1 set oops

╰┈➤ a/n: this is my first smau so it might be hella janky/ooc (also i free trialed an app which makes this hard bc this was actually v fun) but i fear this makes me want write more fwb!atsumu so catch me gnawing at my keyboard the way atsumu wants to gnaw on your thighs (and maybe trying smau again? maybe my only talent is crafting text messages?)

[honeekyuu]

talk too much. [suna rintarou x reader]

eleven. obsessed

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a/n. kind of a short one today but i hope you enjoy!

warnings: swearing, kms jokes, very suggestive

✗ !!! minors do not interact !!! ✗

✗ !!! ignore timestamps !!! ✗

i'm here again, talkin' myself out of // my own happiness

talk too much [renee rapp].

[bowtiepasta]

GET A GRIP CHAPTER ONE: YOU’RE TELLING ME A SHRIMP FILED THESE REPORTS? a suna x reader smau ─── series masterlist / next

📓 issei (yes matsukawa issei) and reader had a pretty messy breakup about two months ago

📓 akaashi’s special date…. i wonder

📓 hc that kiyoko is married yet hitoka has the biggest crush on her because love transcends all bounds i’m telling you

📓 having a lot of fun with the graphics in this smau can you tell

📓 if there are any spelling errors in those emails i want you to know i made them at 2am on a high after apartment hunting plz be nice

📓 this chapter is sort of short but i think content wise it makes up for it?

see the masterlist to be tagged

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