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Heh...Literally nothing personal, kid.

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[probablygayattorneys]

Mostly just mad at myself for daring to call myself a writer when this guy has a background in economics and yet now is an incredily talented, professional artist and still on top of that, this guy is out here writing character descriptions like "Sholmes [is] a man whose striking appearance is only diminished by the striking erroneousness of his transcendent deductions."

[wendichester]

Hi hello I’ve just found you and I was wondering if you could do a Dean x reader where you’re the only other person allowed to play music, because even though it’s not classic rock, he’d take any chance he can get to hear you sing?? Bonus points if there’s yearning, extra bonus points if at some she does sing along to some of Dean’s music and it drives him insane. Thank you!!!! I love your work so much!!!!

₊˚⊹♡ passenger princess,

summary. driver picks the music, passenger princess has driver wrapped around her finger.

pairing. dean winchester x reader genre. fluffy fluff

wordcount. 662

notes / warnings. heavy yearning, dean trying not to combust. also i might've giggled writing this.

There’s a golden rule in the Impala: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

You’ve seen Dean swat Sam’s hand away mid-reach like a damn cobra strike. It’s sacred territory—you don't touch the music. Everyone knows that.

Everyone except you.

Because you’re the only one he lets break the rule.

“You got something you wanna hear?” he asks casually, one hand on the wheel, the other draped over the back of the seat like he’s not trying to make your heart do cartwheels.

You blink, halfway through sipping your gas station coffee. “Wait. Really?”

Dean shrugs like it’s no big deal. “Sure. Go for it.”

You narrow your eyes. “What’s the catch?”

“No catch. Just…” He glances at you, and something flickers in his expression. “You’ve got good taste.”

You scoff. “Dean Winchester letting someone play something besides Led Zeppelin in Baby? Is this a trap?”

He chuckles. “Don’t make me take it back.”

You grin, flipping through your phone until your favorite playlist clicks to life. Something soft, dreamy—definitely not classic rock.

He doesn’t say a word.

Just drums his fingers on the steering wheel like the beat’s already part of him.

You start singing under your breath, and that’s when it happens. His fingers pause.

You don’t notice at first. Not until the next chorus, when you let your voice carry a little more, windows down and breeze in your hair.

Dean doesn’t say anything. Doesn’t dare look at you.

But his grip on the wheel tightens. His jaw flexes. He shifts in his seat like suddenly everything’s too much and not enough.

And you—oblivious, or maybe just playing dumb—keep going.

He lets you queue up another. And another.

Somewhere in the middle of the third one, you lean your head back, eyes closed, and sing a little louder. Nothing performative, just honest. You’ve always loved singing in cars. It’s the safest place in the world.

Dean thinks so too.

Which is probably why he’s completely and utterly wrecked by it.

You don’t see the way he glances at you from the corner of his eye. The way his tongue runs over his bottom lip, slow and involuntary. The way he looks like he’s listening to his favorite song and losing his mind at the same time.

But then—because fate loves a well-timed punch to the gut—his playlist kicks back in as the GPS reroutes. A familiar guitar riff floods the speakers: Zeppelin.

You smirk. “Ah, the king reclaims his throne.”

Dean grins, relieved to be back on home turf. “Damn right.”

You drum your fingers on your thigh, then—on a whim—start singing again.

Not perfectly. You don’t know every word. But you know enough.

And that is when Dean’s grip on the steering wheel goes white-knuckle.

“You okay there, champ?” you tease, catching the corner of his expression.

“Peachy,” he chokes out.

You bite back a smile. “Is the great Dean Winchester flustered?”

“Not flustered,” he mutters, eyes on the road. “Just—distracted.”

You lean in a little closer, voice low and sugary. “I thought you liked being in control of the music.”

“I do.”

“But now you let me touch it. Even sing over your sacred Zeppelin.”

Dean glances at you then, quick and sharp. “Yeah, well…”

“What?”

He exhales like it costs him something. “You sound better than Plant, anyway.”

Your heart stumbles. “Dean.”

He shrugs, suddenly shy. “I mean it.”

It goes quiet for a few beats. Not awkward. Just thick with something unnamed. Something that’s been humming between you both for longer than either of you will admit.

And then, like the devil he is, he adds: “Besides, I’d take any excuse to hear you sing.”

You stare at him, throat tight. “You’re such a sap.”

Dean grins. “Only for you.”

You don’t say anything. You just cue up another song—and continue singing.

Dean hums along under his breath this time.

And though he’ll never say it out loud, you’ve officially become his favorite singer.

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2K IS SO WELL DESERVED 💓💓

Please could you analyse a relationship (maybe how it starts/people finding out) between barty and potter!reader or black sister!reader 💓

thank you kindly sweetheart<33 i did poly!bartylus x potter!reader here, so i'm choosing the noble house of black scenario here lols. i loved this one so much, especially dynamic 2, so someone feel free to request a full version once i open my regular requests 🙂↕️🙂↕️

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i will ANALYSE barty crouch jr. with black!sister!reader

carina's 2k celebration

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cw: reference to walburga and orion's excellent parenting (abuse), fem!reader, sibling troubles, precocious barty

regulus was barty's first best friend and he is fiercely loyal to him, to a fault

however, he is loyal within barty's own moral compass, which, as we know, is a quite unique one

meaning he is "if i see you jumping someone, i'm jumping them with you, no questions asked" loyal and "if you are upset, it is my sworn duty to make you feel different" loyal, but he is NOT "your sister is off limits” loyal

which they both find out randomly one day, more or less like this:

"salazar's soggy balls, your sister is proper fit"

"EXCUSE ME?"

queue regulus whacking barty like he's a dog getting reprimanded while barty shrieks and yells some incoherent excuse like "what? she is???"

how it goes from there depends on which dynamic you have with the black brothers

i see two primary ones:

you were either really close with regulus and thus have a more problematic but still close relationship with sirius

OR you really looked up to sirius, which made regulus distance himself for you for periods of time

(the latter one prompts much more angst in the getting together process, naturally – in a good way)

DYNAMIC 1 (regulus centred)

if you and regulus are really close, you would be brought into the slytherin skittles from the get go and thus would have a friends to lovers arc with barty

after regulus whacked barty for drooling over "my baby sister" (you're like. eleven months younger than him.), he keeps an eye on barty

i think barty frankly would not care at all and would continue flirting with you unabashedly

"when have i ever let reg dictate my love/dating/sex life before?"

though he would be saving the more salacious comments for when regulus isn't around

and trust that he would be pursuing spending time with you when regulus isn't around – once he got hung up on you it's almost like a compulsive tic, he just has to be close to you

you would probably be the only one having any moral qualms about it, wondering how regulus would feel and how things might change

as a black sister, you would likely feel like everything good in your life is a hair width's away from falling apart and live in constant fear of that while trying to remain nonchalant

yet barty's pull towards you is far from one-sided – he gives you that calmness in the chaos and chaos in calmness that you craved

only when you nearly have your first kiss in a hallway and you pull away last second talking "what about regulus?" do i think it might register with barty that he could genuinely be upsetting his best friend

prompt the always direct barty more or less marching into his dorm he shares with regulus and evan, declaring: "regulus arcturus black, i love your sister. you have no right giving out blessings, but would you please get behind this, it's upsetting her."

it would be a ROUGH conversation, but regulus knows both of you well enough to know when you're being serious about something

and barty was being deadly serious

after they've talked it through and regulus has said something along the lines of "as long as you promise it's not just a shag, then sure, be my guest. but i want to hear NONE of it", i think he would make a beeline to gryffindor

to find sirius, of course, for once daring seek out his older brother's advice, because it's for their "better third"

"sirius, i need you to calm yourself and not be mad at them because i genuinely need your advice"

it took a LOT of schooling his face for sirius to not rip his eyeballs out at the mention that barty is interested in you, but he kept calm, for regulus

he could tell that he needed it

they talked it all out

it genuinely made regulus feel better and more secure in it, but the second he left the room, sirius turned around crying to james in the exact same way

queue sirius pulling barty aside the next day to borderline threaten him to not mistreat you

and for YOU to then pull SIRIUS aside and have an angsty sibling confrontation of "is it more important to you to go to him first and be all protective, instead of to me and offer any support or congratulations?"

i think regardless of if you have a troubled relationship for a while, he still sees you as his whole world; something to take care of

so he would nod his head, properly reprimanded and give you the first hug you've shared in a while

barty is by FAR sirius' least favourite in-law and barty adoreeeees that fact, loving to rub it in

you'll have to gently be like "babe, please" to have him calm down and not agitate sirius (and by consequence regulus) too much

it was chaotic but just right

DYNAMIC 2 (sirius centred)

you grew up always looking up to sirius – he's three years older, so the perfect age for you to think everything he does is so cool

you were still relatively young when everything went down with sirius and walburga, so you had a slightly more coloured image and fuzzy memories surrounding the abuse at home

less resentment, more uncertainty towards your parents while still idolising sirius, at least for a while

i think sirius in any dynamic considers his sister his "baby" to some degree, partly because you were the youngest, partly because of his upbringing presenting women as someone to be taken care of – and largely because you let him baby you, unlike regulus

you saw sirius as more of an authority figure than you ever did regulus and he always felt safer than your parents, so when you had nightmares as a child, sirius was the one who could soothe you the best

when you were anxious, he was the one who could talk you out of it, tether you to the earth

sirius saw you as more innocent and less tainted than him, so you could in return make him feel a bit better, a bit more like he had a purpose

i think this dynamic would make regulus very resentful of the both of you

yet another example of him being the second option, of him not measuring up, etc. -> in regards to both you and sirius

in regulus' mind, you were the better younger sibling and sirius was the better older sibling – regulus was alone

so he isolated himself more and more from the both of you as he grew up in a misguided act of self-protection

to the extent that when you started hogwarts, you were never introduced to his friends

i think they asked about you when you finally started hogwarts, but he brushed it aside so assertively that they dropped it

this is in stark contrast to sirius' marauders who happily brought you along more often than not

you were not really a part of their friend group, more so that you became everyone's honorary little sister while you established yourself your own good friends within your house and year

sirius would meet you at every breakfast, even if only to ruffle your hair and kiss your head while you groaned, embarrassing you in front of your friends

you knew of who regulus' friends were and you saw him around often, but it had been made clear to you not to engage

i think it would be the kind of situation where regulus implied you stay away, which hurt you and made you stay away, which in turn hurt him – the cycle goes on

so you never really got to know them beyond their reputations and sirius' complaints about them

until around your fifth year when you would meet barty in some capacity (same class because you were excelling above your year, same secluded area of hogsmeade, etc.)

you hit it off massively, bantering back and forth in a way that makes barty feel both challenged and seen

his interest is piqued

after which is when he makes the comment to regulus about how he finds you "proper fit"

this time, regulus loses his mind over it not because it's his baby sister, but because of his resentment, jealousy and even fear that you would be taking someone else away from him

he would not be making sense to barty, reverting back to his younger and more hurt self before stalking off

if barty, evan or even dorcas tried to bring it up to regulus afterwards, he would just say "let's not talk about her/them" curtly

he only spoke to pandora about it and she kept quiet to the others, respecting his space and boundaries

in this instance, it would be clear to barty that his interest in you was not okay, but it didn't subside

on the contrary, it only continued blazing and he kept meeting you often, mostly by coincidence – but he stayed on purpose

you think nothing much of it before regulus angirly stalks up to you when he sees you chatting in the hallway, roughly grabs your arm to haul you away and whispers something along the lines of "you have sirius. you got sirius, you can't take barty too"

queue massive sibling fight that barty eventually has to get involved in, ignoring the sound of his breaking heart

while you often ignored each other, the tension that arose between you and regulus was now palpable and uncomfortable

you were hurt regulus viewed you the way he did and always competed with you – why did he care so much for sirius' love and not yours?

regulus was hurt because he felt abandoned yet again – both by barty, but also you because he loved you and missed you

having no idea what to do, i think barty would be forced to do the one thing he had sworn to himself, any god he occasionally spoke to and regulus he would never do:

he willingly went to speak with sirius black

"believe me, i don't want to do this any more than you do, but i don't think they can get over this on their own"

i think barty might be able to articulate how regulus feels like the "odd one out" of the siblings and show sirius that regulus' standoffishness is just years of pain schooled away and not him being an aloof bother

which sirius knows but has never been able to work past regardless, not before it was presented to him like this

and while sirius would still be disturbed by it, i think this might be the only way to make him understand that barty loves you – because there was no other word but love for the pull he felt towards you, the emptiness he felt without you

the two of them would plot and scheme to get you and regulus in the same room at the same time, locking all four of you inside

when they begin to try and start a civil conversation, you and regulus are on the offensive and hostile

it is when you burst out something along the lines of "why do you hate me?" that regulus' face falls

"i could never hate you."

it would be an even rougher talk, but you are able to understand each other's pain at last

"i never meant to take him away from you, i never meant to take anything away from you. i just want to be part of your life again."

"it's never felt like i deserve a spot in your life, though. like you want me there."

"regulus there is not a day that i don't wish you were sat beside me."

loooooooong awaited hug

barty and sirius would have stepped back as mediators once the first realisation set in between you, watching while leaning on a desk from afar, feeling oddly united for a moment

at last, regulus would murmur: "do you love him"

you looked at barty for a long time before looking back to regulus with a quivering lip, despite knowing the answer

"only if you'll let me. only if you'll be okay with it."

and though a part of him might still be scared and kicking and screaming, he would use all of his big brother love to pull you close, kiss you on the forehead and whisper repeatedly "it's alright, it's alright. i'm sorry, it's alright."

barty held it together well for regulus' sake, but the second he was left alone with you he swept you up in the closest embrace

"i'm so proud of you"

not only are you the most compelling, bewitching, well, witch he had ever met, but you seemed to be the one person capable of piecing his best friend back together

went through hell to be a match made in heaven

[melanchoire]

omg i accidentally sent this to “the queue” without finishing answering 😭 anon i had to delete your ask because it wouldn’t let me send it back to drafts but here it is 💗

cw: stepcest, face sitting, mention of alcohol and weed, scissoring, squirting.

yujin is your cool older step–sister who has a cool life. you know, the typical cliché, attractive girl who is a social butterfly and friends with everyone, goes out partying every weekend and sleeps with half the school… but your parents don’t know the last part, and they shouldn’t!!

they trust yujin a lot because she has always shown herself to be responsible and mature. even if she may not have the highest grades, she’s still a good student who tries hard in her studies

one night your parents are going out to dinner and then going on a little trip because it’s their anniversary, so they decide to ask your lovely older sister to take care of her younger sister 🥰

but the moment your parents walk through the door, yujin grabs her phone and sends a voice note to someone saying “they have already left. you can come now.” and you look at her because you don’t understand what she’s referring to exactly, but when you hear a car park in the garage and see yujin grin as she heads to the door, you begin to understand what’s going on

yujin organizing a small party between friends that she calls a casual and quiet gathering, but just by looking at the faces and attitude of yujin’s friends you know that they aren’t the innocent or calm type

and she won’t let you go to your room. of course, she was taking care of her little sister and she had to make sure to keep her eyes on you. plus, she’s such a sweet sister that she decides to include you in her girls’ night ❤️

although this was definitely not your kind of activity that you do with your friends. i mean, girls drinking alcohol like it’s water, smoking weed and stinking up the whole place, and playing games like truth or dare or spin the bottle where all they do is kiss or do pretty suggestive things doesn’t go hand in hand with you

forcing you to play because she’s not letting you be a part of her friends’ gathering just for you to be here being a party pooper. she says she wants you to have fun, assuring you that your parents won’t find out and that sometimes it’s better to live life to the fullest

oh and everything is worse when you spin the bottle and it stops pointing at yujin. she smiles so smugly while her friends party and laugh. and of course you try to refuse to fulfill the challenge! you had to kiss your stepsister, and even if you don’t share blood ties, she’s still your sister!!

her friends sing your name and cheer you on 😭 you try to reason with yujin but she starts to approach you, crawling up to where you’re sitting on the floor and looking at you with hungry eyes and a mocking smile

“just let it flow. i know you want this as much as i do.” and she takes your face in both hands and silences you with her lips before you can say anything

and yujin was such an amazing kisser 😵‍💫 for your part, you didn’t have much experience kissing and you didn’t know what to do, so you tried to imitate yujin and her movements. and she definitely loves how messy and sloppy the kiss is getting!! moaning against your lips and nibbling on your bottom lip between her teeth, smirking victoriously against your lips when she manages to make you moan against her swollen lips and she takes the opportunity to stick her tongue in your mouth and lose even more control…

and when she pulls away, her ego boosts at the sight of you all agitated and out of breath, lips swollen from the kiss and bites she was giving you the whole time. her friends just laugh and cheer yujin on, teasing her and joking around with each other, but she only has her eyes on you, leaning in to give you a soft, quick peck on your lips

she doesn’t stop there. you thought it was just something your sister did during a fun night out with her friends, but you were wrong! even with your parents present in your face, she keeps giving you suggestive looks and certain behavior towards you, the tension was so big between the two of you that you were nervous, feeling that maybe your parents might get suspicious… but no! they were oblivious to this, thinking it was just yujin’s usual playful behavior and your shyness

messy makeout sessions with yujin? messy makeout sessions with yujin! she drags you into her room or into yours, rushing to push you onto the bed and climb on top of you or making you sit on her lap. messy, sloppy kisses where there’s a string of saliva connecting your lips when you two part, hands on each other which includes groping or grabbing touching anywhere and everywhere, or even her having her hands in your hair to pull at your locks and control the kiss in all areas + yujin is the type who pushes her knee between your legs and presses against your cunt, smiling into the kiss when you whine against her lips and unconsciously move your hips against her leg

and she loves having you as her little personal toy with which she can satisfy her needs. sitting on your face and riding your face for hours until she’s finally satisfied, enjoying watching your shiny, innocent eyes give her sweet glances while your inexperienced mouth works on her pussy, but don’t worry! yujin will ride your face as long as it takes until you’re a complete pussy devouring expert

she would even guide your hands to her ass and place hers on top of yours to hold them there, encouraging you to touch her because i know she’s the type of girl who enjoys getting her ass slapped while she's being eaten out

she also grabs her own tits and pinches her nipples between her fingers because she needs hands on her everywhere. at one point she grabs the headboard of the bed with both hands in a death grip, dropping her head back and moaning as she moves her hips against your mouth because she’s getting closer and closer

“that’s it, baby. keep going like that. make your big sis feel good.”

yujin cumming with a loud moan, squirting all over your face 😵‍💫 she enjoys watching you swallow it all without her even having to tell you anything about it, watching you even clean up the remaining juices left on her inner thighs

and she of course has to reward you for being a good girl for her! the way? rubbing her pussy against yours and having the messiest, sweatiest lesbian sex possible 🥰

she loves having you under her, positioning herself between your legs so that her pussy lines up with yours, holding one of your legs over her shoulder and hugging it against her chest while she takes care of fucking her pussy against yours 🥴 leaning down to capture your lips in a kiss, pushing the leg she was holding over her shoulder against your chest, managing to grind her pussy and rub her clit against yours in such a delicious way that it was driving you crazy

“stay like this, baby sis. let me take care of this sweet cunt.”

and yujin no longer has to worry about meeting new people or going on dates to get a good fuck, because she knows that when she comes home, she has a cute doll that she can play with whenever she wants

[penvisions]

Pairing: Joel Miller x F! Reader

Word Count: 781

Warnings: filth, sloppy blow job, praise, pet names, joel is just a beautiful man okay, adult content, unprotected p in v, smut, oral (m receiving), pussy pronouns, soft dom! joel, eager sub! reader, reader has no description but has hair that can be pulled back easily

A/N: inspired by true events, excuse the v early morning queue for this utter depraved filth i jotted down before bed

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“You’re so god damn pretty.” You can only hum around the hard length of him, mouth stuffed full. One hand around the base of him, the other holding you steady as it spread over his massive thigh, soft hair there tickling your palm in the best way.

He moaned out at the feeling, his hands fighting where they fisted your hair and pulled it away from your face to see you better. It had fallen from where it was tucked behind your ears when you swallowed him down, the head of his cock sliding right into the back of your throat.

Rough palms and fingers caressed your face, hands reaching down past your bare shoulders to tweak a hardened nipple had you relaxing your jaw to feel all of him, drool pooling at the base of him from your lips, trailing down to the soft skin of his balls. But when he moved to mirror the action with the other one, he pinched hard.

Gasping hard the shining, slick weight of his cock slipped from your mouth.

A throaty chuckle sounded in the air, glazed eyes taking in the beautiful sight of him sprawled out before you. His dark eyes watching the strand of spit that connected your bottom to the head of his ruddy cock. God, it was so pretty.

"Such a good girl for me, aren't ya darlin'?"

"Mhm," Is all you can manage as you pant, looking up from between his thighs. He thumbed at your bottom lip, breaking the line of bubbling spit that kept you connected to him. Sucking the digit into your mouth, you hummed again. Words not working, mind not thinking. All you knew at that moment was Joel, Joel, Joel.

You licked, from the messy base of him all the way to his leaking slit with a flattened tongue, enjoying how the broken grunt from his plush lips lit you up. You were bare, your own arousal pooling in your core and shining on your thighs, clit jolting at every move, every sound, every sensation of moving together with him in this intimate way. Heat enveloping you as it burned underneath your skin.

You gripped him tight, pumping him a few times before you opened your lips wide and swallowed him down once again. Bobbing your head, you felt him hit the back of your throat with every nuzzle of your face into the soft bush of hairs that his cock was nestled in.

“Fuck, you gotta let me- she must be cryin’ for me. I gotta feel her squeezin’ me,” With a dirty pop, you released him from your mouth, kissing your lips to the velvet soft hardness you had come to crave. He sighed at the softness of you, the way you seemed so completely lost to anything but him at the moment. And he reveled in it.

"Best I ever had, so pretty and such a good listener." His arms hooked underneath your shoulders, helping to pull you up and into his lap.

Hands gripping tight to your hips, his fingers sunk into the give of your ass, making him moan at how well you filled them. With a whine, you rutted against him. Your outer lips, slick with your own arousal and the spit from your mouth allowing him to glide through them. The head of his cock caught on the hood of you, clit taking all the pressure and you cried out.

“She can take it, we know she can, don’t we?” Joel ground his hips up, rocking himself against you hard enough to send white sparks on the backside of your eyelids.

“I want you to look at me while she takes it, be a good girl for me.” Your eyes flew open to heed his command, feeling him reach down to take ahold of himself. He tapped himself against your clit, the wet smack of it jolting you into an arch. But you didn’t dare break your eyes away from his. “Such a pretty girl, so good for me.”

Head prodding, you could feel him breech, stretching you with just that little part. He slowly filled you up, hand still on your hip guiding you to lower onto him. Your lashes fluttered when your hips settled flush over his own. His teeth bared as he felt you clench, a twitch deep in you in response and then suddenly he was pulling you to him, cradling your upper body as he got his feet underneath him and began to pound up into you.

Crying out, your hands locked around his neck. Bare chests pressed together as the wet smack of skin on skin filled the bedroom.

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[mylovesstuffs]

Joshua is THAT type of boyfriend !

This is my personal opinion and perspective. It may not accurately reflect their real-life personalities or behaviors.

A/N: Sorry, I got carried away and made it too long TT.

Joshua isn't just a sweet talker, he’s a menace with his words. Imagine him leaning in with that soft smirk and his warm eyes as he whispers, “You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen,” and you’re not even dressed up—just in sweats. You’d roll your eyes, but your heart? Oh, it’s flipping. And don’t even try to sass back.

Always using terms of endearment like, darling, love, babe.

He's the boyfriend who somehow always wins every argument you guys ever had.

This man would curate the most soul-melting playlists just for you. Love songs, sexy R&B tracks, even songs that remind him of you.

Don’t let the gentleman image fool you. He knows exactly what he’s doing when he gently tugs at your shirt collar, brushing his fingers against your skin as he adjusts it. And the way he smirks when he catches you staring? He’ll lean in and say, “Like what you see?” in that voice, making you combust on the spot.

You’re craving snacks at 11 p.m.? Joshua’s already putting on his jacket. He’ll hold your hand as you wander through the store, teasing you about your odd snack combinations but still buying them all anyway.

He’s the ultimate cuddler. Joshua will rest his chin on your head, his arms securely around your waist, and murmur little nothings that make your heart feel all warm and squishy.

The Protective Gentleman™: Someone dares to make you uncomfortable in public or even in private? Joshua’s usually gentle demeanor shifts in an instant. He’ll place a hand on your waist and give the offender a look so cold they’ll apologize themselves without a word.

Look, Joshua is a giver and overachiever in the bedroom. He’s the type to ask, “Do you like this?” in that deep, husky voice while holding eye contact. And when you can’t even form words? That’s his cue to smirk and go harder, exactly the way he knows you like. He’s all about making sure you’re the one who’s utterly wrecked by the end of fucking.

Joshua is the boyfriend who insists on holding you close whenever you’re cold.

“You’re so smart.” “How do you look this good all the time?” “I’m so lucky you’re mine.” He’s not over the top, but his compliments are so genuine that they leave you smiling for hours. Even if you’re having a bad day, Joshua’s words have this magical way of lifting you up without fail.

He remembers everything. Your coffee order, your favorite way to fold socks, the random anecdote you told him months ago—Joshua stores it all like it’s precious treasure.

Joshua will absentmindedly play with your hair all the time. Whether you’re watching a movie or lying in bed, his fingers are threading through your strands, gently tugging just to make you look at him.

Joshua looks at you like you hung the stars in the sky. He’s the boyfriend who says, “I want to grow old with you,” and you know he means it.

He might be soft-spoken, but the second you start pushing his buttons? You’re done for. His voice drops an octave, and he’s gripping your wrist with just enough pressure to make you stop in your tracks. “Keep testing me,” he’d say, with that calm, terrifying tone that sends shivers down your spine. And when you do, let’s just say you won’t win the next round...

Picture this: Joshua in an apron, trying his best to follow a recipe while sneaking bites of whatever you’re making. Flour ends up on both your faces, and he’s laughing so hard that you forget you burned the cookies. “Let’s just order pizza,” he’d say, pulling you into a hug that makes everything better. (Queue this)

If you’re ever upset, Joshua knows just what to do. He’ll hold you close, his voice will be soft as he reassures you. He doesn’t rush you to feel better; he just stays by your side, offering quiet support and the kind of love that makes you feel safe no matter what.

Joshua isn’t afraid to be goofy with you. He’ll make silly faces, sing off-key just to make you laugh.

Well, he's got the whole church-boy aura, but let’s not be naive here. That glint in his eyes when he’s pinning you against the wall during a heated makeout session is pure sin. He’ll whisper something like, “What would people think if they saw you like this?” just to watch you squirm. And don’t even think about trying to outplay him—he thrives on seeing you flustered.

At concerts, he’ll sneak little glances at you in the crowd and smile like you’re the only person in the world. HE IS UNREAL.

Joshua is the type to trail his fingers over every inch of your skin, memorizing the way you react to his touch. He’ll tilt your chin up gently, his thumb brushing your lower lip before kissing you like it’s his last day on Earth. It’s slow, intense, and leaves you aching for more.

He’s not flashy, but he’ll keep his hand on your lower back or entwine his fingers with yours, squeezing lightly whenever he feels like it.

He doesn’t even need to try to make your knees weak. He’ll be casually helping you grab something from the top shelf in a grocery store and lean down to say something, with a grin that’s way too innocent. Sir, is this a grocery trip or a personal attack?

Late at night, he’ll play the guitar and softly sing while you’re lying on his lap, and boom—you’re gone to heaven.

After he’s made you lose your mind with those sinful kisses, Joshua transforms back into the fluffiest boyfriend. He’s wiping the smudges off your lips with his thumb, kissing your forehead. The duality is WHIPLASH, but are you complaining? No.

When he looks at you, it’s not just attraction; it’s pure adoration. And when he holds you close, you’ll realize that being with him feels like coming home every single time.

Joshua’s the kind of boyfriend who makes you believe in love songs again. His actions, his words, his everything—all of it screams, “You’re my world.”

Yeah, Joshua is THAT type of boyfriend, and honestly, you’re done for. Congratulations on never recovering.

[hoshinasblade]

What you think Soshiro would do if he found out his gf was insecure about her stretch marks?

this is one of the most recent asks so thank u anon for sending!! im still in the process of going over my posts and editing some stuff (mostly changing my tags lol) and answering asks and putting them on queue. i just really like this one so im posting now (might have some typos as im in my phone hoho). hope u guys like it 🥰

"i don't know," you said as you try to bury your face on the big mug of beer you are drinking. "i haven't even been naked around him, like ever." the last sentence was almost a whisper, as if you were saying it to yourself more than confessing it to your nosy friend.

"aren't you guys dating for months now?" you were expecting this response, sure, but you don't think you were prepared for an answer at all. "honestly girl, your man is like, really hot," your friend picked up a french fry from the plate in front of you and took a bite before speaking again. "if that was me, i would be naked with him 25 hours a day."

"we only have 24 hours a day," you reminder her.

"exactly," she winked at you in response.

you did not want to admit it but your friend, a college batchmate from way back, was not entirely wrong. landing a guy like vice-captain hoshina soshiro was never in your bingo card, and truthfully, had it been another girl that he chose to date, you are pretty sure he would be getting some action.

yes, action meaning naked time.

sex.

it was not that you are a prude, or worse, a conservative who thinks that women are ought to be virgins otherwise they are worthless. and it wasn't also that you haven't done some things with your boyfriend hoshina as well, considering how you are very much aware how he's so good with his hands. no, the issue is that except for that one time during your fourth month together when it almost happened, you have not gone all the way with hoshina at all.

you simply attributed it to him being a gentleman, but hoshina did not dare ask when you stopped him that one time. but you should have known that at some point, he is going to want to know why it seems you don't want to be intimate with him.

"is it me?" he asked, trying to hide the slight hurt from his face. "i don't have bad breath, do i?"

count on hoshina to crack a joke during such a serious situation. he just got home from his scheduled weekend duty that night, and although claiming that he's exhausted from work, hoshina was apparently not tired enough. so a chaste peck on your lips turned to a heated makeout session that turned to him taking his shirt off.

he was kissing the soft skin down your neck towards your chest when you froze just as he was about to take your blouse off.

"come on, talk to me." hoshina's voice was gentle, and an annoying voice inside your head murmured something along the lines of how he deserves someone better, with how you're acting right now. "hey, it's okay if you don't want to talk about it. i don't mind. but if something's wrong, i'd prefer if i know about it."

you sighed. hoshina doesn't necessarily deserve someone better; he just deserves the truth.

instead of telling the truth, you showed it to him.

as soon your top was off, your fingers started tracing the thin, white lines on the skin near your ribs. these lines look like thread that stretch to your sides. you even have some close to your inner arms. you were avoiding hoshina's eyes when you pointed out how these stretch marks extend until your hips.

"i think i just feel weird about other people seeing it," you said. "i mean, they don't look pretty."

now that you've said your piece, you felt a bit relieved. in reality you know it sounds so shallow, superficial even. but as a girl - as a woman - you were no stranger to other people's expectations of how you should physically look. in the end, perhaps you just did not want to disappoint hoshina by showing him just how imperfect you are.

you were surprised when hoshina unbuckled his belt and began undoing the buttons of his pants. mouth agape, you just did not foresee this reaction.

"w-what are you doing?"

hoshina stripped until he was only on his boxers. stretching one of his legs out in front of you, his hand slowly lifted the hem of his underwear until you can see the flesh of his upper thighs.

"oh i have those too," he said, showing you white, indented streaks up to his hips. "i think you get them when you grow, i'm not hundred percent sure."

hoshina's forefinger continued trailing on his own skin. "it's okay if you don't think they're pretty, you know. not everything has to be beautiful. what you have to remember is that having stuff like this, is completely normal."

you should have known because it was after all the reason you love him - everyone might admire vice-captain hoshina soshiro mainly because of his leadership skills and out-of-this-world physique, you fell for him because he's the most reasonable and kind man you have ever met.

"i love you, you know that right?" you asked.

hoshina could only chuckle. "and all these time i was worrying you didn't want to be naked with me because you were hiding a tattoo of narumi's face somewhere there."

it was your turn to laugh. hoshina grabbed one of your hands, caressing it. "hey look, it's just skin, okay? it's just skin but it's still you." looking right at you, hoshina smiled. "it's still you, and i love you."

[muzzlemouths]

Hey!! I read your sunshine station piece and it was awesome!!! I know you mentioned Moon briefly, is there a second part with him in it by chance? Thank you! Have a great day!

As a matter of fact...

"Evening, dozers. That was REO Speedwagon's 'Can't Fight This Feeling', a classic for the ages. We're all fighting for something, facing our own demons these days. Maybe you're juggling a schedule that just won't let you rest, maybe you're struggling to balance your home and work life, or your heart is trapped in a game that you can't seem to win, maybe...you're fighting to stay awake." 

Laughter pours from Moon's voice-box, hazy and quiet. "Whether you're toiling through a graveyard shift or just can't seem to lay your head to rest, I'm here for you. I'll be your voice through the dark, the bedtime story that puts your mind at ease, the friend who stays up with you all night."

Neon red illuminates the soundboard, drawing his focus to the familiar silhouette standing just outside the booth door. His copper cage heart ba-thumps in place.

"This next one goes out to those of you burning at both ends of the fuse,“ he continues. “These timeless flights might feel lonely, dozers, but I'll be here until you come back down. Here's 'Rocket Man.'"

He slides the Elton John track into place, smooth metal gliding over vinyl, and queues "Just the Two of Us" at its tail, granting him just under twelve minutes to stretch...at least, that's what he'll tell Eclipse.

Moon cracks the booth door open and peeks just outside of it, glancing around. "Bedbug?"

"Here," you call at his back. Watching him jump ought to be funny, but you can't help but find it endearing. "Sorry, didn't mean to spook you."

"You didn't," he lies, grinning from cheek to cheek. "What brings you here at this hour?" He nods towards the clock, its hands pointed accusingly at fifteen minutes past four in the morning. "Your shift doesn't start for another two hours. If you're here for Sun, he hasn't even come in ye—"

"I'm here for you." The words jump from your mouth like a sneeze, surprising both of you. "I mean— I-I'm here to bring you a coffee," you insist, thrusting the lidded paper cup towards him. Normally. "Eclipse asked me to. Since — since you've been working so hard lately."

Moon blinks at the cup strangely. He's still trying to calm the steam rushing through his vents when he reaches for it, not daring to look you in the eyes until his heart settles down. It isn’t every day that you – or anyone, really – wants to spend their time with him. Not when the brighter, louder, better Sun is always there to cast him in shadow.

He takes comfort in the warmth soaking through the cardboard sleeve when he takes it from you, lingering for only a socially acceptable length of time when his fingers brush against yours.

"Did he, now?" That telltale grin of his returns. His shoulder slumps against the door frame, all worries forgotten. "Well, that's very thoughtful. Maybe I should head down to his office and thank hi—"

"Don't!" Your protest is loud enough on its own to draw attention even without Moon ratting you out, and he is nothing if not amused by it. You clear the humiliation from your throat and try again. "It's just, you know how busy he is, a-and I'm sure he wouldn't appreciate being interrupted over something so trivial, you know? He doesn't even have to know I was here!"

Dopey laughter bubbles from his voice box. You wish he wouldn't look at you like that; like he's hanging on your every word.

"Couldn't sleep, could you, bedbug?"

Your stomach somersaults, pouring blood into your cheeks and heating your ears, and you stammer. "I— It's just that I was already in town, is all, a-and—"

"I don't think it's trivial." He brings the cup to his lips and takes a long, thoughtful sip, eyelashes resting against his cheeks as he indulges in the taste.

"You..huh?"

"The coffee." His gaze settles on you like fresh snow, quiet and slow. His smile could melt through even the coldest winters. "I don't think it's trivial," Moon echoes. "You made it just how I like it, too. Must have had to sneak past Eclipse to get to the break room, then again to bring it all the way here, to me. What's trivial about that?"

If your face gets any hotter you're going to catch fire right where you stand.

"It— it's nothing," you insist, struggling with where to put your hands now that you no longer have the cup to distract your twiddling thumbs. "So...does that mean you won't tell Eclipse?"

Moon looks past you, towards your collective boss's office, then strains his neck to see into his booth, noting the time that remains. He hums.

"Want to join me?"

The question startles you into a hiccup. "I'd love to, but..." you cast a glance over your shoulder, peering down the hall yourself as though you're expecting Eclipse to pour from his office any moment now. "After the 'stunt' Sun pulled yesterday — his words, not mine — Eclipse will have my things in a box by morning if I get caught in the booth again."

He pulls away from the wall, perfectly composed, and straightens the cardigan sleeve that had slipped from his shoulder. "That's a shame," he murmurs. "I'd have let you pick the next song."

"Wh— Really?"

"Mhm." Moon steps over the threshold and into his booth, hand reaching for the doorknob with purposeful delay. "Well, I have to get back to work." The door begins to shut. "Thank you for the coff— oh."

He doesn't bother stifling his chuckle as you dart beneath his outstretched arm and into the booth. If anything, he finds it all too charming for your liking.

"Change your mind after all?"

"I can't stay for long," you tell him, trying (and failing) to sound firm about it. "You...you aren't going to make me talk on air, are you?"

"'Course not, bedbug." He gets your chair for you like a gentleman, then easily slips into his own. "In fact, if you're to stay with me, I will need you to be very, very, quiet," he tells you, whispering the last part. "Can you do that for me?"

You take your seat with an eager nod, deciding against trusting your voice already.

"The records are in that basket," gestures Moon. He reaches just past you and plucks the vintage headphones from his desk, a spare set, and wordlessly fits them over your ears.

He unwinds a separate wire for himself — a device you have been enthusiastically banned from referring to as ‘the AUX cord’ — and plugs it into a port that sits directly behind his faceplate. You've since learned that the innovation was created to combat the issue of how to keep a pair of headphones on a face shape like theirs, but honestly, it just looks like a glorified earring.

"Ready?" He asks.

It's a trick question. His finger lands on the button before you have the chance to answer, and just as soon is his voice in your ears.

"Welcome back, dozers. You're listening to Starshine Station, and that was 'Just the Two of Us.' We've got more groovy tunes coming up here in a moment, but before that," and he taps the record basket again, returning your attention to the task at hand, "I want you to take a moment to come back to yourself. I know you're tired, you're exhausted, your mind is racing and you just want to unwind. Put your phone down, close your eyes, and breathe. I know it's silly — I know, I know — but place those worries aside and just be here, in this moment with me. Breathe in, take all of that stress, all of that weight you're carrying, and breath out. Let it go. You can pick it back up later, you can carry it again in the morning, but for now, set it down. Let it rest."

You draw a record from the basket and hand it over, smothering a yawn with your hand.

"Good, just like that," Moon purrs into the mic. "I hope you feel a little lighter after that, listeners. And if you're out on the roads right now, well, I hope you didn't listen to a single word I just said." His laughter threads through the radio waves like smooth jazz, every word curling around a smile. "Either way, thank you for letting me keep you company tonight. We've got more cozy classics ahead, so tune in and turn that dial to ten... here's 'Unchained Melody'."

When had he taken the record from you? One moment it was in your hands, and the next it was on air. So, too, do you feel on air — that is, lightweight and floating, all your troubles swept away by sixties pop and the unspoken lullaby of Moon's hand smoothing circles over your shoulders, hardly remembering when he even got there.

Your head lands on your arms, slumped against the desk.

You aren't going to sleep. You can't sleep. You still have to drive home and be back here again in an hour, well rested and ready for whatever demands Sun has for you that day, saying nothing of what will happen if Eclipse finds you here. You can't afford to rest your eyes for even a minute. Maybe you should have poured yourself a coffee, too.

"I hope the night is kind to you," says Moon.

His voice rolls over you like cool, ocean waves. He sounds so distant already. You can't remember the song ending, or the next one beginning, just the sound of his voice guiding you through the dark.

"This next one is very dear to me." His words breeze over you, disappearing into a hazy fog. "Wherever you are right now, whatever your situation, I hope you have someone special to hold close tonight."

Foreigner's "I Want to Know What Love Is," courses through your headphone speakers, but you aren't awake to hear it.

Moon unplugs himself from the soundboard just long enough to stand, shrugging off his wool cardigan. He stretches, arms raised above his head, exhausted steam whistling through his vents, stress marking every creak in his joints. Then he looks your way, and all the weight melts from his shoulders in an instant.

His cardigan drapes over your shoulders like a hug, still warm from his body. He brushes the hair from your eyes and lingers, selfishly this time, until the song comes to an end and he’s forced to pull away.

"Nighty night, bedbug," he whispers still. "Thanks for listening in."

[sinsxo]

01. match found!

synopsis. it started with hacking accusations, and ended with you completely oblivious to who was watching your stream.

notes. thank you guys for waiting! in case you're unfamiliar with valorant, the reader is playing a character named reyna while nagi is playing a character named jett. valorant players usually refer to each other by the names of their characters and it applies to any streamer's chat as well. lmk if anything else is confusing!

cw. cussing, internet slang, chat has parasocial tendencies, valorant.

navigation. masterlist.

[🔴 LIVE] nagi seishiro @/nagi_channel

nagi seishiro oh… i died again to the reyna.

nagilvr ntnt!! revenge arc starts now user222 that reyna is lowkey cracked tf user4 DARE I SAY the reyna is hacking user90 bruh shes farming you lowkey user18 it’s ALWAYS reyna user5 reynas cooking 🔥🔥🔥 user20 is she cheating or just better 🧍 user777 nah id report just in case

nagi seishiro what the… how did that shot even hit me? kinda weird that she knew i was there.

user9 nah you didn’t even peek 💀 user111 clairvoyant reyna in your lobby user33 wallhacks??? user777 user33 i think so too nagifan user33 reyna is def hacking user88 yo that spiderman?? the spidey senses tingling

nagi seishiro you guys think reyna’s hacking? we’re still winning though.

user4 W for humble king nagilvr plot twist: stream sniping?? user00 i tihkn reyna js built diff user13 either a cheater or psychic user8 i dont think its hacking js skill diff user66 user8 take it back rey just aced 💀 user8 NVM that shot was kinda crazy icl

nagi seishiro is this person hacking?

user10 welp this again nagifan confirmed at this point tbh user32 we said this last time and it was just a 14 y/o prodigy 🙏🏻 stanname guys shes literally a streamer chill 😭 user3 i already reported oop user55 REPORT + BLOCK + UNINSTALL user8 stanname fr? whats her handle user777 stanname drop the name rn we’re waiting stanname @/yourusername shes legit good yall stop the false reports lol nagifan NAGI SHE’S A STREAMER GO SAY HI user222 ohhh wait ive seen her clips she’s hella good

nagi seishiro they’re a streamer? i’m checking them out if i die again.

user0 LOLLLL bros throwing now user44 lmao rip nagilvr uhh user7 AINT NO WAY 💀 user949 bro is crashing out 😭🙏🏻 user11 nagi crash out real nagishairstrand reyna needs to get a life

nagi seishiro gg’s. hold on, chat. i’m going to check the reyna out, what’s their channel?

user9 omg pls say the reyna is live rn user4 watch him queue snipe her nagifan HE’S LOOKING GUYS HES LOOKING user55 bros already on the hunt user22 lurking activated user101 parasocial speedrun

nagi seishiro is she away right now? oh, she’s back. let’s watch her play for a bit.

user99 she said she needed to pee nagilvr she went to pee user44 watching her like its a VOD review user22 nagi turning into a lurker 💀 user8 SHES BACK user33 “let’s watch” 👀 ok nagi

nagi seishiro not bad. her aim’s insane, game-sense is on another level too. and she’s pretty... good.

user99 AND SHE’S PRETTY???? user0 chat we lost nagilvr nagi what was that last part 😭 user4 bro you down bad already user111 he said “she’s pretty” and hes tryna brush it off im crying user8 new ship just dropped 🚢 user77 chat clip that NOW user1 nagi ur not slick bruh user09 next stream titled “i fell for my ranked enemy 😳” user0 do you want us to leave the stream so you two can be alone??

nagi seishiro should we queue into another match, chat?

user22 nah you tryna queue with HER be honest nagifan blink twice if ur trying to match again user77 queue solo but think duo user44 you mean queue into HER lobby user8 he’s in too deep 💔 user11 y'all acting like she's not already in another match 😭

exit stream.

[🔴 LIVE] you @/yourusername

you it’s fine guys, everyone’s probably burnt out from playing so much.

namelover okay but ur team is lowkey braindead 😭 userv suuuure they just suck userone Y’ALL enemy jett is nagi namelover userone WHAT EXCUSE ME userfive NO WAIT ITS ACTUALLY HIM user45 lmaoooo and hes getting fried by you user88 PMFG NAGI NAGI NAGI user6 he aint all that tbh

you i’m playing with nagi? nagi seishiro? that’s cool.

user44 yoo whats up gng nagis stream is GAGGED user4 not us thinking you were hacking lol user10 wait you is so pretty what user8 nagi chat was MAD no lie user7 vro was crashing out

you he’s actually too good. i don’t think our team can comeback, chat.

userfive they call him a genius for a reason user22 the way ur talking about him rn 🧍‍♂️ user20 idk its giving enemies to lovers userone no bc you guys lowkey have chemistry userv i smell an arc coming user09 me watching enemies to lovers unfold in real time 🍿 user77 if u duo w him i will cry actual tears

you tough luck, gg’s team. that was a really long round. gotta pee, be right back.

userone your team was running on hopes and prayers ngl userv idk how she doesnt crash out w these teammates namelover tbh she was against the nagi seishiro userone namelover yeah but she couldve won if her teammates were better nagi_channel has entered chat. userv WTF namelover 💀💀💀 userfive you COME BACK NOW stanname hoyl shit user7 she peeing while he JOINED user89 valorant timing HELPPP user90 THE LORE IS WRITING ITSELF

you i’m back, let’s queue again. i think i’ll swap my vandal skin real quick.

userv SHES NOT READING CHATT userfive OMG SOMEONE TELL HER namelover WHY IS THIS SO STRESSFUL userone this is actual tragedy user65 this cant b real 💔 userthree you look up PLS

you wait, i forgot to get water. i’ll lock yoru and come back.

usertwo no way this is happening user012 PLEASE SOMEONE SCREAM user6 THE WAY SHE DOESNT KNOW user7 the desperation in this chat rn 💀 user44 bro pulled up just to watch an empty gaming chair

you the round already started? why is everyone freaking out in chat?

userv NAGI JOINED STREAM user7 she is NOT meant to meet this man HELP user88 someone teach her how to read chat user9 i cant w the timing she came back when the match started 💔 stanname HE JOINED HES WATCHING U

you nice one. my teammates are really good this time, compared to the previous game.

user4 ong this cant be real user6 niceeeeeee user88 she joined late and still got a 3k userfive you GIRL PLEASE READ CHAT userthree humble queen fr

you huh? i’m reading chat now. nagi is in my stream?

userfive he WAS userv i think hes gone girl YOU MISSED HIM user11 and you were peeing and rehydrating stanname past tense. heartbreak user6 HE WATCHED. HE LURKED. HE LEFT. userfive im fonna crash ougt weewoo i think he searched your stream out of curiosity userlol you missed him by SECONDS useryay this is the most tragic gamer romance setup i’ve ever seen

you what do you mean the nagi seishiro was in my stream? chat. what do you mean.

userthree GIRL TOO LATE YOU WERENT READING CHAT stanname GUYS SHE WAS PISSING OK userone stanname BYEE user65 WE TRIED TO WARN YOU nagilvr GIRL HE SAID YOU WERE PRETTY IN HIS STREAM userv nagilvr he whATTTT user4 userv were deadass user111 nobody snitch that we snitched on nagi user09 tbf he said she was pretty good but everyone collectively ignored the last part user8 the last part was unnecessary we all know hes a fake nonchalant emo 🥀

exit stream.

yourusername

yourusername thanks for joining stream you guys are the best frfr

view comments.

stanname next stream when 💔 it ended too fast userone that was an eventful stream view replies.

namelover had us stressing and shi userthree fr userfive had all of chat yelling at the screen yourusername userfive mb gng 💔 userfive yourusername OMG yell at me please userone userfive HELP??

userv update us if he dms you 😊😊 nagilvr collab with nagi when 😮‍💨 stanname your hand in marriage please 🙏🏻

exit instagram.

taglist. closed! @lovingmayday @blu3-l0v3r @fiestvr @bigclownshoes @mixolya @nevvynev @p1z-d0njud6em3 @fischly @kuromixheartzzz @choco-cvt @ilovewonyo @summmerr0-0 @luvrofthemoon @kyeeeeeeeweeeeeeewi @silentheav @zephyyyrrra @emikikus18

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[dialoverswritesssx]

I can ask about sakamaki brothers hc with a s/o who gets bullied or is a loser???

p.s i like your blog ;))))

YES BUT THIS IS GONNA BE A FAST ONE !! (Also thank you 😉😉😘😘😏)

SHU

Apathetic at first 

Understands it’s something you don’t like 

Instead of being confrontational, I imagine he would do more subtle things 

For example make you sleep in the music room with him , because he knows that he has an infamous rep of ‘ owning the music rooms ‘ 

Waits for them to lay off you

Enjoys weirdness in a partner  , I think because it’s a new thing for him to experience ( and tease about lol) 

Let’s you talk to him about things 

If they piss him off , he’ll just send a familiar to deal with it

REIJI

once he realises his s/o is getting bullied , first of all how dare they that’s his job 

Starts scheming their imminent demise 

Number of small quiet ways , but wouldn’t kill those lowly beasts because that would be too quick and easy 

Prepare for them for public humiliation without being able to detect a perpetrator 

Here’s just a list of things that Reiji would do for his beloved ( make them be involved in a freak accident , rig the bullies exams to make them not have any higher education, leak pictures of them to school doing anything inappropriate, befriend their parents or important figures and make them think they are going crazy ) 

Doesn’t tolerate bullies ( especially lower life forms - oh the irony ) 

Pretty protective 

As for being a loser , just doubles up for him as he knows in the relationship theirs nobody for you to turn to , only being reliant on him - so he doesn’t really care . 

Doesn’t really care about human social standing as he believes vampires are just ‘ socially superior ‘.

AYATO

So we know how this goes

Confrontational and aggressive 

Ayato is a sadist and not a subtle one , so if they want to torture you , he would do it straight back tenfold.

And that’s that

As for being a loser, I imagine he’d just incorporate it into his own mantra , ( like how he does with ‘pancake’ )  so prepare to be teased .

Overall 0 fucks given #killthesehumans #loserhumans #donttestme 

KANATO

Oh no

Would kill them, don’t tolerate any kind of bullying.

Kills them slowly and painfully 

If then his s/o gets sad about the deaths , kanato would accuse her of actually liking the bullying and then verbally abuse her 

Kanato is a sadist , what do you expect??

Kanato enjoys his own peace and quiet , so wouldn’t mind that fact you are all alone ( plus he gets you all to himself ) 

Odd jobs here and there ( like go get me some sweets ect ) because he knows you have the time 

Quickest to snap , quickest over with 

LAITO

makes up a new kink 

Personally , I think he’s the most emotionally interesting sakamaki 

Wouldn’t necessarily be confrontational but IS smart about it

Fun fact about Laito , he LOVES blackmail

Snappy diva 

Finds out about little secrets and blackmails them 

As for being a ‘loser’ 

New kink unlocked 😈 

Teases you everywhere with the mentality of ‘ it’s not like anyone cares ‘ so does this mean he can do whatever he wants …? … probably 

Likes mind games so yeah have fun with that

Protects in his own weird way 

Overall sees it as ‘ hey I’m a freak too , let’s get freaky together!’ 

SUBARU

-cutie 

-biggest sympathiser 

Subaru never would admit it , but he likes defending and protecting you , because it makes him feel needed

Mainly because he sees you as sweet , loving and pure , he couldn’t believe the audacity of these people !

Likes being able to hang out without fear of being disrupted or having to share you with anybody, also it helps him get along better because for him , it’s a commonality ( something you share ) 

Walks around

Also happy to skip class together 

THIS WAS SUPER FUN !!Keep requests coming before exams season so I can put some posts in the queue!! ( or else I’ll be disappearing for two months 😔) going on hiatus in a week !!

[miraculouslbcnreactions]

At risk of causing a wave of DP fans to head your way... I've noticed some parallels between the ML fandom and DP (Danny Phanton) fandom.

Both seem very active (even though DP has been over for a while) and seem almost gleeful to take the pieces of lore/potential/implications and completely run with it to a point where it's almost more popular than the original source material.

And yet, Kim Possible a show from around the same time frame as Danny Phantom seems to have faded in terms of fandom. (It’s also possible I haven't found the KP side of Tumblr yet and I am completely missing that part of the site.)

It's interesting to me that in this case shows which either don't realize or are unable to go all the way with their implications seem to have the more lively and active fandoms vs the ones that seem a bit more solid writing wise.

I don't really have a point here. Just find it interesting.

I guess I'm curious if this is a case of me cherry picking examples and declaring causation or whether you've noticed similar trends as well.

(Also my memory is very poor. If I've sent a similar ask that's in the queue, sorry! Please ignore/delete this one. I probably won't even realize it. :))

Generally speaking, the amount of fan content you can find for a given work has a direct correlation with popularity and unexplored potential, not quality. More popular works will naturally get more fan content because more people are thinking about them, but if the work is self contained, then there's not much left to do with it as this graph nicely illustrates.

This is why Kim Possible has 2,341 works on AO3 while Danny Phantom has 23,605 as of this post. It's not that Danny Phantom is the better or more popular show, it's than Danny Phantom has a lot of stuff that never got explored in canon. What does it mean to be half ghost? What would have happened if the series had continued after that massive cliffhanger with Valarie? What happened to Dark Danny? All wonderful questions that people want to answer!

If I try to think of similar questions for Kim Possible I draw a blank even though I watched a lot of that within the past year and it's been almost a decade since I watched Danny Phantom. Kim Possible is simply satisfying in and of itself. I'm sure there are good fics for it, but they're not answering obvious questions raised by the source material. A fact that is amusingly glaring if you go look at the most popular stories in both fandoms to get an idea of what's going on in them. One is mainly pure shipping content, the other is not even though both works had a similar amount of shipping content in canon. Give you one guess which is which. (This isn't a dig, btw! Shipping content is fine! It's what I'm usually looking for when I read fanfic.)

Note that unexplored potential need not be a bad thing. It can be a sign of bad writing or a sign of a well developed world or even just a sign that the work had a lot of hiatuses and people filled that time by coming up with ideas of what might happen next. Lord of The Rings has 56,681 works and I would never dare to call Tolkien a bad writer. He just wrote an incredibly popular and complex world that gave people a lot of room to play around.

I can usually guess if a work I love will have fan content, how much it will have, and what it will primarily be about. For example, I love The Good Place and it got millions of views, but it left no gaps in the story so fan content is going to be pretty sparse. I'm honestly surprised it managed 1,832 fics on AO3 though almost a fourth of those are crossovers so who knows if they're really about the show's cast. The rest appear to mainly be pure shipping content which is not a dig! It just shows you that the show didn't raise a bunch of questions that need answering. The story canon gave us was all we needed from the plot.

[germesthegenie]

So like how long were you Ward readers sitting and watching my liveblog waiting for me to get here?

Not quite at the end of Arc 10 (will follow up with those thoughts in a reblog probably) but thoughts so far + a bonus below:

Bonus: Cuff with her regular / Worm hair color

Arc 10 (Part 1 - 10.1 - 10.11)

Carol really coming back to try and reclaim the “Most Hateable Ward Character” throne. Hard Boil has made a pretty secure hold on that spot, but Carol is really, really trying here.

(10.1) “Mom the fuck up!” LETS GO SVETA 🗣️ TALK THAT SHIT

Liking how Ward keeps up the slower slice of life moments Worm had early on but kinda dropped after Leviathan (even if pacing at times does feel a bit weird). Sveta and Victoria’s day at the mall was a nice breather and developing her plotline

It’s feeling like Sveta’s the next focus now that Rain, Ashley, Kenzie, and Capricorn have had their moments and Chris has left the team. That could be good, but then considering how the interludes of the rest have gone, could be sad

Kenzie had a crush on Chris? 🥺

Doodle Idea: Chicken Little staring into the camera with a fisheye lens effect

Undersiders are back again! And Imp lost an arm maybe?

March time? And she’s working with the hate crime cape? Damn maybe she isn’t as cool as I thought

And Faultline Crew’s back! Brockton Bay reunion

Tattletale borrowing Coil’s strategy of “leaking key info to sabotage the enemy”, now let’s see if it pays off better than it did against the E88

(10.6) Rain. Phrasing 😭. The rest of Breakthrough just going 🤨🤨🤨 killed me

Not Swansong scheduling Kenzie’s playdate she really is becoming her new mom

Sveta dysphoria :(

Was confused by the surprisingly intricate animated telenovela descriptions until I realized it was Kenzie making an auto rotoscope animation camera. Its on the smaller side of ridiculous cameras she’s made but still damn she is creative

Sidepiece and Disjoint almost sabotaging Breakthrough by making them look like freaks watching the video in public

Never ask anti-parahuman movements who they hire as muscle

(10.8) Victoria’s perspective on the Undersiders’ territories is interesting. Wonder what she thought of Skitter’s territory, which to my memory was relatively crimeless and provided for the community

(10.X) “Rex. Rex dead.” Why’d you do that power :(

(10.X) Golem Mention‼️ Nice to see he’s still active. Wonder if any of the others still are

(10.10) ^ Clueless

Poor Chicken Little, it’s like if Taylor joined the Undersiders with like 10 Alecs and Imps. He gets along better with them at least.

(10.X) I still got Monster and No Longer You to finish (they’re like in different states of completion atm)… but Chicken Little kinda has enough Telemachus energy that a follow up to We’ll be Fine might be put in the queue

(10.10) Oh hey its more Brockton Bay Reunions. Hi Weld Hi Laserdream Hi Vista Hi- GOLEM AND CUFF???

They’re still together, kicking warlords’ asses (as Weaver’s bootcamp taught them), Golem seems to be doing better and more comfortable with himself. Chicago Wards stay winning (except Wanton in the nebulous “maybe died onscreen” realm)

(10.10) Victoria and Sveta are Chicago Wards fans too, instantly elevating them in my internal ranking of Breakthrough (they were already at the top)

Everyone else outside of the Undersiders daring not to mention Taylor’s name after GM and then there’s Cuff who’s just “Ugh, Weaver.” It’s funny and also kinda fits with that fic I’m writing (also poor girl is never living the New Delhi V incident down lmao)

(10.10) TECTON MENTION‼️ Hoping he’s alive and still in the cape scene since the way Cuff said it feels a bit ambiguous. Same for Grace and Romp (thinking about it the latter could’ve maybe gotten along with the Major Malfunctions pretty nicely)

(10.10) Theo being the one to tell Victoria it was good she punched Nazis is great even without my bias. Helped him get a wakeup call kinda like Rain had without needing something like the mall incident

(10.10) Nice little coincidental cameo before we move on- THEYRE STILL HERE? I don’t dare get my hopes up past this arc but I am being fed

Dear god who invited the S9 crime scenes to the reunion too that is horrifying

(10.11) Ok they’ve been really mysterious about their new system for holding dangerous criminals. Like it seems bad enough Tattletale specifically wants a pass from it for her people, and even the heroes seem either in the dark on the details or iffy about them. Like what, are they dropping them to Earth Zayin?

[nnymphie]

Hiiiii obsessively scrolled your blog in one sitting and I’m obsessed w how you write Laios it’s so sweet (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

With that, how do you think he’d handle maybe some of the more animalistic traits his partner would have? Getting used to things like hibernation, “weird” (to tall men) mating rituals, different bodily reactions due to whiskers or different strength in senses. We all know he ♡’s monsters and animals of all kinds so he’s probably not TOO surprised by it, but now he has to deal with it as the partner to someone with these traits?! Woah!

AHH thank you so much🥺🫶 I’m seriously SOOO flattered!!! I’m glad you enjoy my interpretation of Laois! He’s honestly one of my favorite characters from any franchise, and i think one of by far the best written manga/anime protags ever. Like he’s just wonderful and i wanna chew on him and hold him so gently ugHHHHH

As far as you ask:

I think he’d honestly be a damn good partner to someone with animalistic qualities. This man probably has multiple journals dedicated to every little special quirk, habit, mannerism, etc, that you have- and he thinks they’re all wonderful. He is genuinely in awe of everything about you and how uniquely you live life. He would absolutely ask as many questions as you’d allow him, and conduct all the research he possibly could. Hell, I could see him researching the specific husbandry and behavioral aspects of whatever species your beast side comes from- and trying to work some of it into his routine. Dare i say he’d even be a bit jealous that you get the privilege of experiencing some of these instincts and traits???

If you hibernate? You best believe he is helping feed you plenty before its time and making sure you have a safe comfortable nesting place. If you have special mating rituals? He’s learning them all so he can be the best mate possible to you ( he’s honored to even have the title of mate)

He’d love to test your reflexes and sensitivity to different stimuli, but also learn what you don’t like and find ways to mitigate or all together alleviate your discomfort.

I’ve talked about it before, but I firmly believe that your animal traits and beastly nature makes him understand you better. He hasn’t ever really fit in, and regular human social situations are not his strong suit or something he favors really at all. He doesn’t seem to pick up on queues the others do, his interests and passions are often not understood and mocked/judged. Perhaps in a different way than you, but he has also been a misfit outcast most of his life, he empathizes with you on that, finds a sense of camaraderie in not belonging. And even better? The very things that make you different are precisely what he’s so passionate and knowledgeable about. He is fantastic with animals and beasts alike, hell, there’s a solid chance he already knows about some of your specific behaviors and needs before you even have to tell him. And what he doesn’t know? He is eager to learn from you at any and every opportunity. He would never make you feel like a burden for the things you cannot control, rather id imagine he’d encourage you to live as naturally and comfortably as you can.

Laois is so damn amazed by you, he loves every little weird thing, and wants to keep discovering more for as long as he’s possibly able to,,,

[corrodedcoffinfest]

Corroded Coffin Fest Pop-Up: Willie Week

Hello walls. Let's get on the road again. It's funny how time slips away. If you've got the money, I've got the time.

So, the theme for this event is: Willie Nelson.

I thought it might be fun to have events that cover single artists from time to time, and I couldn't think of a better first pick than Willie. 100+ studio albums. A career that's spanned nearly 70 years so far, where he's covered many different genres. He's a legend of outlaw country, and one of the pioneers who dared to rebel against the system.

That's pretty metal, if you ask me.

So, for this challenge choose any song(s) from the list above, and create something inspired by it for the days of the week.

This event runs between August 17th-23rd, 2025.

You can interpret the song any way you'd like, as long as you've focused on one or more members of Corroded Coffin. I've made a playlist with all the songs, so you can listen to Willie's distinctive picking of Trigger, his battered and worn guitar. Or, I've made a spreadsheet that has all the linked lyrics, if you'd rather just pick songs out that way. (Of course, you can just go off the title, too. You're in charge of the interpretation you choose!)

GUIDELINES:

Please tag us here at @corrodedcoffinfest when you post your entries so we can reblog them!

There's no word limit for fics for this event.

Your entries must be posted on the correct day of the event. (Sad Sunday entries on Sunday, Melancholy Monday entries on Monday. And so on. However, there is no obligation to make the tone of your entry match the daily theme. Wistful Wednesday can absolutely have have happy fics, too!)

You'll get a comment from this blog with a "🤠" when it's been checked and added to the queue.

Submissions can be connected to other prompts from the pop-up, but they should still be able to stand alone.

Feel free to use the ao3 collection after you've been reblogged here!

All submissions should include any pairings featured, a rating and any content warnings (CW) or tags that you think are appropriate. All explicit material needs be under a cut. Headers make my life easier, and a sample of one could look something like this:

Prompt: Sad Sunday | Song: Three Days | Word Count: 1258 | Rating: T | POV: Gareth | Relationships: Gareth/OC | CW: None | Tags: Dealing with a Break-Up, Life on the Road

For the artists! Art is definitely welcome! Any entries for the prompts must be focused on at least one Corroded Coffin pairing, a fit the prompt and guidelines.

Please submit your entries between 12:00 AM EDT and 11:59 PM EDT on the day of the prompt in order to not be missed for reblogging. There will be a card posted each day as a reminder of the daily theme!

Roll me up and smoke me when I die. 🤠

[cruisingforcruiserweights]

okay so here is the post about the fuckshit I witnessed at the final night of eurotour 24 (Amsterdam 2), I've already heard about the nonsense being pulled by people in the first and second rows at barricade, but I wasn't able to queue that early so imagine I'm around the first quarter of the way back from the stage, maybe row 7/8?

a couple of mid-40's parents (I didn't say the age to discriminate, just to point out that they should know better) decided that they would run the middle of the room like their own personal kingdom, with themselves and their incredibly mouthy teenage daughters screaming and cussing out anyone who even dared brush up against them. and I mean not try and move past or shove them, merely BRUSH AGAINST THEIR ARMS.

at one point, around 10 minutes before the show was about to start, the teenage daughters decided it was a genius idea to SIT in the middle of the room and play with their phones. this resulted in a woman who was trying to make her way through the crowd to bring drinks back to her boyfriend tripping over one of them as she tried to move through the crowd, because guess what!!! if you're sitting on the ground surrounded by people, in the dark, no one can see you there!!! and although she apologised, the whole family then proceeded to go off on her, screaming and bellowing insults at her.

this behaviour continued through the ENTIRE show. anytime the crowd moved due to dancing, bouncing, normal stuff that happens at a gig that resulted in one of said family members being touched, said person would get screamed at, and I would ended up looking over my shoulder every time to just see the father and mother going off on someone who had clearly not meant it and was trying to apologise (even though they had likely been pushed along with the crowd themselves).

the worst incident came when, I can't remember what song it was in the middle of unfortunately, a woman was moving through the crowd for whatever reason and bumped into one of them, I can't remember if it was into the man or one of the girls, but the father decided that the appropriate response was to get up in that woman's face and bellow and physically THREATEN TO PUNCH HER with his fist centimetres away from her face while she was PROFUSELY apologising and trying to explain that she had been bumped by someone next to her and hadn't meant to shove anyone.

now I'm fucking sorry, but have you never gone to a fucking gig before?? the crowd MOVES. people dance, people jump, people move. it is 100% expected that you are going to end up being touched to some degree, often completely by accident because that's what happens when large amounts of people are together to see MUSIC. not ONCE did I witness anyone trying to shove past this family or cut in line or ANYTHING that would justify this appalling behaviour, if anything people were giving them a WIDE fucking berth once they'd witnessed their bad tempers the first few times, in fact from what I experienced this was probably the gig where I've had my personal space respected THE MOST in my life, I'm so used to being crushed against the people next to me, I could practically do yoga in all the space I had to myself lmao.

but apparently that wasn't enough for these people .

I'm conflicted about bringing your children to a high energy gig, if I'm honest. it just doesn't seem responsible to me. but if you absolutely MUST, if youre so fucking territorial about the prospect of your precious angels getting bumped into, why would you not take them up to the balcony?? I saw parents with kids up there having a great time! you get a great view and they're perfectly safe the whole time!! and why would you let them SIT ON THE FUCKING GROUND IN THE DARK so someone walking through the crowd can trip over them?? jesus christ!!

it was the fact that the man and woman seemed to think that towering over a much smaller woman, barking in her face and threatening to PHYSICALLY ASSAULT her was also appropriate behaviour to display in front of said children too. I could already see the girls taking after their parents with the way they also screamed and pushed people every time they dared come too close, and I know they're just teenagers and I shouldn't judge them because it's obvious where they learned that behaviour, but jesus christ was I happy when the trafik moshpit started to form DIRECTLY AROUND THEM and they were forced to move to the side or risk being in the center of it. can't deny I got a kick out of that.

what truly shocked me honestly was the idea that these people came to a KÄÄRIJÄ gig, were supposedly kä FANS, and you behave LIKE THAT? jere is such a caring, sweet person who showed nothing but love and appreciation for everyone who came, who talked profusely about how important it was that everyone had a good time, and laid down safety rules for the pit too and seemed genuinely concerned that no one got hurt in the process... and these people apparently thought that none of that applied to them. as far as they were concerned, this was THEIR concert.

honestly fuck those trashy people, and fuck their nasty kids. i hope they spent the entirety of trafik getting bounced around like pinballs and seething the entire time.