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~You were just a kid too, huh~
Again, I refuse to make adult mm link edgy sorry.
#tloz#link#majoras mask#ocarina of time#art#my art#redesign#loz redesigns round 2#i did oot link as 17 vs mm in his mid 20s#because again oot link is always called adult link and hes just not#but yes oot link is designed to look somewhat manicured#forced to grow up in the idealized form of the fairy boy turned solider as decided by the sages#whereas mm link looks more organic and scrounged together#i gave him a smaller sword inspired by the forest dweller one in b-tw/t-tk#vs the giant biggoron sword which he probably might own but probably isnt carrying around#or the heroes sword in t-p#he also has more white streaks in his hair from fierce deity/rampant time travel abuse#but yes i dont think this link is as angsty as t-p implies#while he might have some regrets about legacy i feel like it just kinda throws out mm#for him to have not kinda figured himself out enough to live a happy life#and rather that he probably just died a bit on the younger end#maybe late 50’s early 60’s
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obey me stoners who’s in your dream blunt rotation who’s in your nightmare blunt rotation I’ll go first
dream: mammon (says really stupid stuff that makes you laugh really hard, can keep up with insane and convoluted bits), beel (experienced stoner, keeps a cool head when everyone else is fried out of their minds, always has munchies), belphie (really good at finding the most comfortable spot to smoke, passes out early so you don’t feel bad about getting sleepy), asmo (will fill the silence with chatter when you’re too high to think anymore, looks really pretty with hooded eyelids <3)
nightmare: levi (the filter is always wet when he passes it back to you :/), solomon (he’s your dealer but the kind that it feels really weird to smoke with yet he insists on smoking with you every time you buy from him), lucifer (NEEDS to fucking relax, gets paranoid instead), barbatos (seems completely unaffected by the blunt and makes you feel stupid)
#obey me jesus gets an honorary spot in dream rotation rhat dude rocks#om jesus always has extra prerolls and dresses in really ugly comfy outfits and always makes you feel included#cw drugs#cw weed#obey me#obey me mammon#om jesus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me asmodeus#obey me lucifer#obey me leviathan#obey me solomon#obey me barbatos#reply or put in the tags who ur dream or nightmare blunt rotations are I wanna knowwww#I’m barking so loud I NEED to do bits with mammon when we’re high#dream blunt rotation#nightmare blunt rotation#I didn’t put diavolo in either of these spots even tho I think he’s the biggest stoner in the devildom and let me tell you why#he’s constantly stoned but he’s kind of annoying about it.#the kind of stoner that also disc golfs if you know what I mean#acts really normal bc hjs default state is stoned but he also won’t shut up about it#the kind of guy where you’re like ohhhh my god we get it you can outsmoke all of us#also might laugh at you for tapping out early#but like it’s a good-natured sort of laugh he’s not actually making fun of you#so you can’t really be mad at him but you are annoyed
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So I finally went and drew something proper, and it’s more X stuff
I was having a lot of trouble coming up with anything to draw yesterday, and eventually I just settled on some AU drawings since At least I can draw them easily. But I wasn’t able to fully get around to it yesterday so I pretty much just ended up drawing it today
It’s pretty much just various Megatrons, that I later on ended up tying with his smiles (and the blue text which is Optimus’ opinions on them)
Honestly I don’t think the drawings are half bad, outside of maybe Optimus. When I drew him, I wasn’t really sure what to draw after making the first two, so I went with something related to the things I was making
I haven’t really made much new content on this AU because I really don’t know what to do for it. After I made my PowerPoint and saw how much I was missing, I just sort of stopped because I didn’t know how to fix the issues, and just making more characters wasn’t going to fix it
With this, I have some new ideas, but they’re really just expansions on Megatron’s character and relationships with Optimus and a bit on Kiloton too, not much lore wise
But okay, let's start. I ended up putting the opinions in the art itself, so I don't really need to reiterate them here, but these thoughts from Optimus are just supposed to show some more of how he sees Megatron, particularly in his smiles
If you were to ask Optimus what his favorite smile of Megatron's is, and you assured him Megatron would not hear any of this, he'd probably admit that he finds his crazed heat of battle smile really hot. Like it does something to him the others don't. But he also very much enjoys his softer smiles, because he likes seeing Megatron genuinely happy. So, while it is not the one that does the most for him, his soft smile is probably his favorite for the reason that it's Megatron's favorite
Moving onto Megatron, I think I mentioned something in his bio about him being aggressive off field, which I'm kind of keeping as true, but not as in a mean sort of aggressive, he's just very...okay I don't actually know what the words I'm looking for are. But in my mind, he channels a lot of Earthspark Megs, albeit not nearly as old and with significantly less war crimes
He very much enjoys sparring and fights in general, they do excite him. But he also gets self-conscious about his passion in the battlefield, because he doesn't want to be reminded of his old violent self or potentially bring it back to the surface more than he already does. That's why his smiles of genuine happiness outside of the battlefield are his favorite, because they prove to himself that he is more than a war machine pretending to be something he isn't
Also, while in the process of thinking about what to draw while out today, I was able to come up with more about Megatron and Kiloton, and specifically more surrounding the events that led to Kiloton's death
I'm thinking that Kiloton, while being a caring bot and wanting to see the best in people, had a deep hatred for the Destron Virus (oh by the way, it has a name now. I don't know if I told you before) for tearing Cybertron and its people apart by forcing bots to turn against each other. And while he doesn't necessarily blame the infected bots so much, he knows they can't help it, he despises whoever created and first spread the virus and wants them dead, as well as non-infected bots who use this solely for their own personal gain
If he was part of the Autobots, it was solely because Megatron wanted to join and because Kilo wanted to help keep him safe
And then around the time of his death, during some big mission or other, he somehow (idk how) finds himself faced with the Decepticon leader (though he might not know at the time), who reveals to him that the one who caused this virus was none other than Megatron. Now Kilo is most likely not given the full situation, namely that Megatron himself doesn't know this information or that he isn't the true root of it all, this was more likely done to get Kiloton at odds with Megatron so that they would fight, since Kilo and Megatron were very close. But Kiloton is absolutely furious at this, once he gets it confirmed that this is indeed the truth, feeling utterly betrayed by the bot he loved. He was also probably infected with the virus at this point, making his anger even more pronounced
And then the confrontation between Megatron and Kiloton happened, with Kiloton wanting Megatron dead for what he's done, and Megatron not understanding, but realizing Kilo is infected and that he'll have to fight him to protect himself, but only wanting to knock him out and detain him. Megatron also thinks this secret Kiloton is so angry at him for is that he lied about being infected, which he admits is true, though he doesn't say specifically that this was what he was admitting, and Kilo thus thinks he's admitting to his involvement with the spread of the virus
Then during the ensuing fight, in a moment of pure instinct and complete accident, Megatron shoots Kiloton fatally, leading to his death, and in Kilo's final moments, he still hates Megatron for what he did. Also in these moments, some of Kilo's final words implies to Megatron that what he was mad at him for wasn't his infection but something else, but by the time he realized, Kilo was already dead
Megatron feels horrible about his death for a multitude of reasons. First off, the obvious point of him killing his lover, that's going to put a damper on things. But it's also because Kiloton's death was entirely unnecessary; while he put up way more of a fight than anyone would have expected from him, he was not dangerous enough that death was the only option, he very easily could have just been detained. But Megatron killed him anyways. And even if it was an accident and he never meant to kill him, it made him more scared of his old self, thinking that maybe it's just in his nature to destroy, as it was his battle instincts that led to him shooting Kiloton, thus reinforcing that idea in his mind that he is nothing more than a killing machine. And on top of all that, he'll never know what it was that made Kiloton so angry with him in that battle, because he knows now that it wasn't his infection. But Kiloton's dead, so he'll never know (well he will find out the truth later, but this is his perspective after the fact)
While in current day he and Optimus are together, it took a long time and a lot of comforting and reassurance, a good chunk of it from Optimus himself, for him to get over what happened and to try and move on from Kiloton
And also with this I realize I need to expand more on Megatron and Optimus' relationship and what it means to them and why they're together
I can at least say that I don't think, provided Kiloton had lived or the circumstances around his death had never happened, that Kilton and Megatron's relationship would have lasted the way Optimus and Megatron's is supposed to
It's not that they didn't love and cherish each other, but it's the fact of the virus and Megatron's involvement in it. In the scenario where Kiloton had lived and said what he knew to the other Autobots, while he would have found out that Megatron legitimately didn't know about it, and thought he was admitting to something far lesser, he still wouldn't have entirely forgiven him for his involvement in this mess, and would probably still feel hurt at the betrayal of Megatron not telling him about his infection as well, even if it is the lesser of things. And Megatron would have been soul crushed by the revelation of his involvement as well, probably also because the bot he loves and the first to show him kindness now resents him for it all. And even if none of that happened and the truth came out to everyone at the intended time it's supposed to, Kilo would still have some resentment for Megatron in this instance. And even if Kilo eventually forgave Megatron because he genuinely didn't know and it wasn't really his fault, their relationship would never be what it once was after this
Meanwhile with Optimus, when this information gets learned, he's supposed to be there with Megatron when he finds out, knowing the entire time that Megatron didn't know. And while he'd still be hurt that Megatron didn't trust him with the knowledge of his infection, it wouldn't be relationship breaking because he knows Megatron has felt guilty about this, and he's admitted to Optimus that he has a secret that he's scared to tell Optimus of, this being it. And it kind of pales in comparison to the bombshell that just dropped on Megatron at this moment. Optimus is actually the one to try and get Megatron out of the meltdown this leads to, by assuring him that this was never his fault, and he knows that Megatron wants to be a good person and is not defined by his origins
And with that, I'm not sure I have much else I've come up with. Like I said, I need more on Megatron and Optimus, but I do at least have some things here
And I think that about wraps up all the relevant stuff I have here. Not sure what I'll draw next, hopefully AU related
I do have two sort of ideas, namely drawing them with hair because the Mega Man characters have hair and I just want to, and also making a megop kid here because it's been an idea in my head, and I want to. Granted that latter option might still need to wait until later, I think I need to make more before I get ahead of myself. So probably the hair thing then
But I want to name them Convoy, since you know, that name isn't really being used here and I can
Anyways yeah, that's about it
#oh yeah miscellaneous art things#so Megs has fangs now because why not it fits#I think the anatomy looks a bit better though it probably needs more work and I might need to retool the designs a bit more#also I think Optimus might need a face redesign I think he ends up looking too young#I don't know how old he is but I feel like he ends up looking like his early 20s which he isn't#but I don't know how I'll go about that#I've also been considering changing how I do the eyes since I don't think the half lids work as well as I want them to#idk we'll see#tbh I just hope this doesn't flop like my other recent art#transformers#transformers au#transformers x#megatron#optimus prime#megop#tf kiloton#kilomegs#I feel bad putting those here since he's not in the art#but he's kind of a big part of the description so#he also needs a redesign I think#I just need to make a good design for him#my art
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In my defense it’s late and I’m very tired, so this might be just a me thing, but the way that Coulson just chucks the iPad in this scene is so funny
#he really said no I’m not moving any closer to show you *⛹️♂️*#I threw it on the ground‼️🤾♂️🗣️#(<-as The Lonely Island once famous said)#read it and weep from the floor tablet ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#he is mad at Daisy here but it’s still so funny cuz even after all that chasing her and the rollercoaster of her early s4 arc#Phil Coulson is still a petty diva#but also such a dad about it#which are not mutually exclusive properties I’m just covering my bases here#rip Phil Coulson you would’ve loved brat summer 💚#i mean… not like the music#I feel like charliexcx might be a *bit* of a stretch for the man who likes oldie vinyl records#but just the vibes#Phil coulson *is* brat or whatever#i’m mostly kidding#mostly#wow we’re way off topic down here#anyways#agents of shield#aos#i love agents of shield#phil coulson#marvel
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human tenna design young and old
please reblog my art if you can !! it helps me reach more people outside :-]
#my art#deltarune#tenna deltarune#ant tenna#facial features i think of al bowlly and carl sagan#with the general late 1960s-early 1970s western clothing style. the advent of colour tv and what would likely be his most popular era....#where he is modern and popular and 'cool' for the time#i want to re-design my spamton human too#at some point.. this will happen#on a different topic. i feel like my drawing skills have stagnated a bit lately. since around last year or so#id like to branch out more over the summer#but digital art is a bit difficult for me. i am not very good with technology outside of what i already am familiar with#i might return to traditional media for a while. just to feel a different flow and mellowness again#hehehehehe....... my hand#tenna
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I struggle with building on my sketch to get it looking good, scaling it + keeping a good perspective
(Sorry for the late response, and I hope this narrows it down more)
I’m not sure if this will help, but I tried my best to explain how I build up and scale up my thumbnails and sketches. I really struggle with building up stuff like foliage and grasses so I used that as an example

1. I make a thumbnail with whatever brushes i want. The point is to make shapes I’m happy with
2. Next I usually grab the wedge tail brush from the procreate vintage tab. This brush is really chaotic in the shapes it makes AND it smudges if you draw at light pressure while also making colour variations by mixing with other colours on the canvas. For something like grass, I like to paint over the blocked in colour, erase, and paint again until I like the mess the brush made.
For foliage I stamp with the brush and erase any stray blobs
With a lot of new random shapes, I can start seeing where I want some grass, some leaves, and how the foliage of the trees will look. The mess and the chaos makes it easier to build the image
3. I then scale up the image SLIGHTLY. I use wedge tail again to doodle in some details but then I grab something like a pencil brush to start adding little details (grass blades, individual leaves, little branches) but I keep the detail focused where I want y’all to look. With the example, the focus is in the square
Everything outside that square matters less. It’s in ur peripheral so it can be left undone, ur mind will end up filling the gaps
Every time I add finer detail I scale up the image until it fits the canvas. Usually that means if there is a person in the painting I’ll leave them until I’m almost done with the painting
#ask hedge#I don’t know if this helps at all#but this is the process I do#the other thing I forgot to mention#if u are doing a natural landscape and u feel like the bg and foreground are blending#u can add a fine bit of mist between the layers#that might be light reflecting#it might be early morning and there reslly is mist#who knows#add mist#it’ll help divide the layers
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I want a ship war *people raising their pitchforks* to happen in the Roku fandom. *people lower the pitchforks, confused* That only yaoi fans can deliver.
I want 30 page analyses on which ship is better: Rozin (Sozin/Roku) or Yazin/Sosu(?) (Yasu/Sozin).
And then I need 30 more pages on why one char is the uke/bottom and the other is the seme/top.
Then I need the yuri fans to grab a sword and draw blood while they figure out the same for Zeisan and who she should be with: Dalisay vs Rioshon. Or if both Rioshon and Dalisay should cut their losses and kiss instead.
C'mon fandom I believe in you. Deliver on these ship wars 2000s internet era style. It's not delivery, it's toxicity~! uwu
#is this a shit post? yes but I kinda want it to happen....for the bit#rozin#zoku#yazin#sosu#reckoning of roku#chronicles of the avatar#i'm craving internet ship toxicity from the early 2000s today fkdlsajfdklsaj#there was a specific passion#zeisan fumbles both bags like a loser#dalisay and rioshon kiss instead#rioshon shows dal a cool rock and her world gets rocked moments later#no no you see Dal and Rio are both are Sozin's hit list#this feels like a sequel post to me asking the old man yaoi/old woman yuri fans to carry Kyoshi/Yangchen's books to getting animated#'careful silly! people might start shipping roku/yasu next' then we'll know we've made it if it gets to that point *sobs*#(I don't want it to happen but fandom's gonna fandom it's like asking for the sun to not rise tomorrow we can't stop it)#this is an actual plea I want to read your dissertations on the ships. I need some joy sparked TT0TT#(my ass gonna regret posting this. is it a bit? kinda. but ajkfljlsdalf feeling second hand embarrassment from it even as I type jkfldsajf)
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it is my firm stance that Porky and Daffy are strictly Porkysexual and Daffysexual for each other. HOWEVER. as a Woman Liker i do enjoy occasionally passing down my Woman Liking onto Daffy. incredibly surface level but i've been wanting to draw Daffy flirting with some sort of '40s pinup gal and then you just see Porky grabbing his hand and begrudgingly dragging him away. good stuff
👆 good stuff
#usually when thinking of sexuality headcanons in the past i admittedly kind of tended to either just go full on gay or lesbian because#that's what i could relate to most having known i'm a lesbian for over a decade now.. i know it's a bit narrow minded but also i wasn't#really attaching these headcanons onto anything deeper before LT#but Daffy has been the exception because he is just straight up bisexual in the originals. (nuance of Gay Jokes Weren't Intended To Be#Something More i know yadda yadda but is there any more accurate display of his sexuality in The Daffy Duckaroo where he kisses his girl#and when her bf comes up he goes 'oh well you too' and kisses him on the nose. like. very indicative)#but there's just So Much Evidence. i jokingly pull the 'comphet excuse' a lot of times in the case of characters like Porky who i can't see#being anything but gay personally. but Daffy... textbook definition of bicon iunno what to tell you#i can't imagine these guys having relationships with anyone other than each other for my personal headcanon but i like the idea of Daffy#shall we say 'taking the bait'/appreciating what he might call a 'looker'#it's funny bc Duck Dodgers has him lusting after 'babes' very often and it always feels so gratuitous to me/i'm always like 🥴 when those#plots come up (but maybe i'm reacting more to the early 00s beauty standards/misogyny that comes with that) but I Could Do It (have only#really thought about it for that drawing idea which is also just an excuse for me to draw a--pardon the expression--Hot Babe because i#love doing so but don't let myself do so)#anyway this post was inspired by me thinking of how i need to rewatch One Touch of Venus to sniff for Dafpork scraps and here i am dead on#the floor thinking of how stupid hot Ava Gardner is in that film.#Ava Gardner.. Barbara Stanwyck.. Audrey Hepburn.. Mabel Todd.. all my celebrity crushes have been dead for like 40 years#📝
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i like the wombats a lot because they make music for 40 year olds experiencing the type of emotional turmoil youre only supposed to have as a teenager.
<- target audience
#99.txt#i feel like with a lot of angsty teen/early 20 bands they grow out of it a bit and start angsting about broader topics#like society and stuff#but the wombats have a forever immaturity to them like. aough still trying not to kill myself. might steal my moms wallet. while 40#im not even 30 yet i just feel like this will be me forever... to at least some degree#trying not to dig my own grave by saying this
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so anyway this dream about ilkka, sharing to hopefully give someone a chuckle, first just some random appearances on shows but at one point he was the doctor on doctor who (which, i had a similar dream with george funnily enough) except he wasn't...him. he was peter capaldi. it was like. revealed that he and peter capaldi were the same person.
#i'd be laughing about it but i am aware my body is getting increasingly panicked.#what's funny is we had a call off-ish situation yesterday and i think i was so tired from my anti anxiety meds#that i was able to go back to sleep yet this morning...anxiety attack#one of my first shift techs called off and then my only current second shift tech#my third shift tech is going to come in early but i'm looking at a 12 hour day#my boss might be able to help but like. she's the manager and has her own shit to do and i need to get caught up on work anyway#so why not just pull another 12 hour day i won't get paid for#thank god i'm seeing my doctor in two weeks even though she'll yell at me for being fat but maybe i can get more anti-anxiety pills#cause man. i have been needing them this past week and a half#i thought things were finally calming yesterday why the fuck man#and like. don't get me wrong i do feel bad for my employees and their reasons for call offs#but the amount of call offs is getting a bit ridiculous and i know i can't control that but GAHHHHHHHHHHH fuck
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2012 Malaysian Grand Prix - Sebastian Vettel & Fernando Alonso
#it is like always palable shock whenever i notice how significant their height dif is#by significant i mean theyre both small to me so seeing that seb is actually noticeably taller is so ?????????#logically i know hes taller but still. it doesnt feel right#it just is not noticeable usually bcs theyre both often around taller men so to see proof of it breaks me#okay about these. they seemed pretty friendly with each other in early 2012 ngl 🥺#its one thing being friendly when youre on a podium or something bcs its courtesy even if theres tension imo#but them walking together randomly hehehehe 🤭🤭🤭#i wonder what they were talking about. i think they were prob going to the drivers meeting tbh#aaahh also there were other pics(but imago watermark ugh) and theyre just walking so close...pressed shoulder to shoulder#EEEEEEEEE seb always looks so pleased and happy and giggly to be talking to him#every day a catie in your area gets taken over by looking through vettonso pics. it is truly an epidemic.#you can only save her by talking to her about vettonso. ...might make it worse though.#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#vettonso#f1#formula 1#formula one#we do a little bit of f1#2012 malaysian gp#I LOVE MALAYSIAN GP SO MUCH BRING IT BACK ALL MY FAV PICS ARE FROM SEPANG AAAGAHHHH
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There's a certain something something to Bojack Horseman that makes it not really furry media despite ostensibly having all the elements it needs. I think I need to rewatch that Patricia Taxxon video bc for the life of me I cannot figure out what it is
#is it the art style? the content?#i feel like furry stuff today and furry stuff of the 90s i occasionally see and like disney robin hood is all on a continuum#like theres a timeline there#but bojack horseman is like. outside of that#but how???#it literally cant be#i just dont see it and think furry#i do remember the video mentioning sensory elements of furry content which#in all honesty#bojack horsman does Not do im my memory#like dog characters act like dogs but theyre not fluffy even if they technically are#funny how they confirmed horse characters have horse dicks tho. thats histerical love it 10/10 no notes#the art style is probably part of it a bit tho because every animal is just animal head + fur or feathers or whatever + normal human torso#regardless of anything#with no tail#except one scorpion#so its stylized but its not flexible like most furry stuff is#i dont wanna say it doesnt allude towards the autistic though because i really have no idea#might send her an ask#theres also the fact that the characters arent fursonas unless they reference someone specific and then they rarely are mesnt ro mean shiblt#beyond puns#like mr. pb isnt someone as a dog. hes a dog#but maybe all furry stuff is like that#i think the animal stuff in BH is meant to be entertaining and connect the audience to a certain reality where accidently winning a ski race#to become governor of california is possible in the same universe as serious decades long history of alcoholism#having the MC be a horse opens the door for him to drink comical levels of alcohol and be a former sitcom character in-universe#which is a) funny as fuck and b) makes it easier to stay invested as the show slowly but steadily tells you in season 1 early on that ->#things do matter in this show and the things you find funny are also frequently very real and we will tell tou what the difference is if#you listen. so theres that#hit tag limit gdnt
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Merry Christmas Ace!
@ace-of-tales You asked for Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens visiting Secundus, as you thought Aziraphale in particular would like all the inventions there...and then I mentioned him getting a taste of the March Hare's tarts, and you were like "YES THAT." XD So here that is! Hope you like!
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“Oh, these – these are absolutely amazing! Crowley, you have to try some!”
Alice did her best to stifle a laugh as she watched one half of the newest pair at the tea table go to absolute town on the March Hare’s tarts. “I take it you’re pleased with the vittles on offer?” she commented, leaning on her elbow.
“I think it’s safe to say this is now his favorite part of our trip here,” Crowley replied, grinning at his partner over an untouched cup of tea. “Always been a bit weak for good food, haven’t you?”
Aziraphale shot him a playfully-scolding look. “It’s your fault,” he declared once his mouth was empty. “You’re the one who introduced me to it.”
“Yessss,” Crowley said, smirking back. “Best bit of temptation I ever did.”
Aziraphale chuckled. “I won’t argue with that.” He grinned over at the March Hare. “Genuinely, these are absolutely fantastic. I thought Jane Austen’s tarts were delectable, but these – ! Oh, you can simply taste the love.”
“I make every batch with as much love – and strawberries – as I can fit in them,” March said, beaming back and bouncing in his chair. “Delighted to hear they pass muster! Though not mustard. That’d be horrible.”
“It would,” Victor agreed with a little laugh.
“Oh, indeed – but instead, now you can tell everyone who comes by that your tarts are truly heavenly,” Richard added, giving March a nudge and a theatrical wink.
“Oh, I’m sure they’re much better than that,” Crowley said, picking up a tart and examining it. “You lot are a lot more – creative than Heaven or Hell. Part of the reason Aziraphale and I were so keen on sticking around on Earth – that and avoiding all the nonsense Upstairs and Down. Humans make some fascinating things, when they put their minds to it.”
“I’m a hare,” March pointed out, pulling up his ears for emphasis.
“I think he’s using ‘human’ to mean sapient creatures as a whole,” Alice said, patting his head. “After all, it doesn’t sound like they have anything like you, Dormy, or Cheshire where they come from.”
“Not that I’ve seen – our world is quite sadly lacking in intelligent animals with stupendous baking skills,” Aziraphale confirmed. “I don’t believe we have anyone quite like your ‘Touched’ either, which is a shame. Some of the inventions you have around here are fantastic – that clock tower, for instance, with the giant bird coming out of it on the hour. Most amusing!”
“Oh, Cuckoo Ben? That nearly scared the life out of me when I first heard it go off,” Victor admitted, grinning. “But it is funny, once you get used to it.”
“Me, I liked that motorized bicycle we saw the other day,” Crowley said, with a sharp-toothed grin. “The one that fellow was bragging could outrun any horse. Reminded me of the Bentley, the way he was zipping around. I could something like that while we’re in the city. Get us places a lot faster than that carriage we rented.”
“I’m – I’m rather content with the speed at which our horses move,” Aziraphale said, grinning nervously. “And that demonstration did end with the inventor going straight into a wall. I had to, ah, assist slightly in making sure he didn’t end up in the morgue.”
“I noticed – though I don’t know if you really had to,” Crowley pointed out. “Based on what we’ve heard, these folks could have just shocked him back again.” He frowned, turning his tart over in his hands. “Which – does feel like it should be causing more of a fuss on both our ends. Hell doesn’t like a sinner escaping.”
“And Heaven would be rather cross about the population going down,” Aziraphale agreed. “But I don’t know much about the local theology.”
“We’re still trying to figure that out ourselves,” Richard told them. “The recently undeceased don’t tend to remember much about their time on the other side. What little we’ve gotten out of them makes it sound like everybody gets chucked into a waiting room first.”
“Mmm – meaning the local versions of Heaven and Hell might have already compensated for our propensity for bring people back to life by not letting anyone in until they’re sure they’re dead,” Alice added.
“Maybe,” Crowley shrugged, and took an experimental bite of tart. “Not like I’m going to – oh.”
He stopped, blinking behind his sunglasses. “Oh wow,” he continued, sounding lightly stunned. “This is good.”
“What did I tell you?” Aziraphale chuckled. “Congratulations Mr. Hare – you’ve won over the agents of both Heaven and Hell with your cookery.”
“Excellent – though it does feel like those should cancel each other out,” March noted, rubbing his chin. “Guess we won’t know until I die, though! And get past the waiting room.”
“Which hopefully won’t be for a long, long time,” Alice said, patting his head. “Anyway – is there anything else you two wanted to see while you’re visiting?
“Well...” Aziraphale grinned. “I did hear something about a restaurant where the food literally rains down from the sky...”
#aceoftales#merry xmas#christmas fic#xmas fic#secundus#good omens#Aziraphale is in gourmand heaven at that tea table I'm sure XD#I had to work in the bit about Crowley being the one to introduce Aziraphale to eating human food#that was honestly one of my favorite scenes from Season 2#and I don't recall if it got any significant mention in my original fanfic#but yes Cuckoo Ben IS a canonical part of Secundus#as you might imagine it's their take on the Big Ben clocktower#except it's a giant cuckoo clock XD#I suspect the people who live closest to it sleep with cotton in their ears XD#the early motorcycle I threw in because I wanted Crowley to be impressed by something#and I knew he'd probably like something that went fast#and of course I had to end with a reference to Flint Lockwood's restaurant#Aziraphale would probably quite enjoy that place#and Crowley too because hey good opportunity to cause a little minor chaos if he's so inclined :p#anyway this was pretty heavily inspired by your own fic 'Holiday To Another World'#which was a very fun little romp#maybe Western Restaurant Nekoya shows up in Secundus sometimes too#feels like the kind of thing that might happen thanks to magical or sciencey shenanigans XD#would explain how the pair got here!#queued
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#Okay I adore Shadowheart having a gift mechanic as someone who was tearing up from a minor OC's name being remembered (ironically here too)#and more but let's stop thre but like....could we not find one bit of junk for every companion????#I mean ideally something nice and as thought out as hers#but just my standards are low with weird stuff like this#(also on durges gifts are my favourite little early bit of romancing her :3#since it feels particularly special they *both* remembered an item might be important to her <3
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KHML getting cancelled killed me and I've fallen behind again. Gonna put this back on hiatus for a bit.
Probably won't be back until after Art Fight (something I was otherwise planning on posting through anyways with a backlog) and I apologize for it.
I was putting off saying this, because I hoped it'd get better, but it's just been so hard for me to will myself to do anything somewhat productive for the past however long.
Might post some stuff anyways, but the schedule is being ditched for now.
Sorry again. I'll try to be back consistently in August.
#I still love KHUX and KH in general and I will come back. I promise#I've just been feeling miserable as of late#That's part of the reason why most of the stuff I've been posting on my main have been my unfinished fics#I want to still feel like I'm doing something even though my brain is dead#Might extend the hiatus a bit longer and just making it my 'break before Act 1 starts up' even though its a bit early#I dunno right now tho. I'll try and keep y'all updated#Sorry again I wish I had the motivation
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TMA? pastor pastor
I stopped on the bone book one because I got distracted and started tuning it out.
So you are pretty up to date.
Alone was confusing but in a good way. Liked there being someone new. Though hopefully it becomes more interesting with context since it wasn't very... satisfying? If that makes sense. Like I didnt feel a climactic point, just felt like building up to something.
Piecemeal is still my favorite. No notes.
Loved the additional audio in the cave one, since it didnt feel very paranormal, caves are spooky and confusing by default.
Aracnophobia made me laugh because I was imagining it as if it wasn't paranormal. At least they tucked him in for his goodnight.
And I haven't finished the book one yet.
#hi tma#answered asks#moot ask#this little recaps are indeed keeping me going#this is very fun#wish we were getting a bit more spooky supernatural tho#this all feels too grounded so its a bit boring#spiders and caves just felt a bit too easy but we are early on so might aswell get them out of the way#I promise I like it#it's just easier to voice the negatives then the fun spooky feelings
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