#i like hypmic and then explained the plot of that to him. anyway)

[every-sanji]

[polycharismas]

ok fully /gen here i know nothing about charisma house. All i know is that "oh. polycharismas likes that." and nothing more. it is like Naruto to me in that way ig

please tell me what the fuck goes on in the Charisma House

THANKS FOR REFERRING TO ME AS POLYCHARISMAS MY DEAREST ANON i should add that to my list of names . OKAY . CHARISMA HOUSE ALL ENDINGS EXPLAINED + EASTER EGGS BELOW

CHARISMA HOUSE media project created by evil line records aka the same people that created Hypmic And if you know hypmic you would know it SUCKS ASS and unfortunately charisma house sucks one thousand million times more ass than hypmic . you are in for a ride anon .

it follows the epic stories of these 7 guys that fucking SUCK and thats why no one likes them so they just went and started living together because once again . they suck . the aspects of them that fucking suck are their "charismas" its like if your worst traits had a name Its like personality disorders to me i aint even gonna lie . anyways . sometimes when they get So Charisma ! they have a magical girl transformation and put on their slutty ass outfits and then they sing and then they collapse . its hilarious . this is essential to the plot in season two btw . its funny as hell to me also . anyways HERE ARE THE SEVEN IDIOTS THAT RUINED MY LIFE BEYOND REPAIR

starting off with fumiya ito the guy that brought them all together in the first place . he is the charisma of good and evil . take a good look at him first before i explain anything . doesnt he look so normal . on his little chair . sitting there . well thats because hes a master of PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATION AND HES ACTUALLY SICK IN THE HEAD or at least thats what everyone else in the house thinks . no one knows for sure . not even us as the audience . the funny thing about fumiya is that you never quite know what goes on in his mind . you never know if its completely absolutely empty or full of neverending thoughts of violence and crime . thats the scary thing about him . his sense of morals is also completely fucked . when he wants something he will do anything to get it . when anyone else questions him he will either put up these complicated schemes of like actual manipulation to get them on his side or be completely clueless . but you never know for sure if hes actually clueless . fumiya ito is a mystery of a man . also he likes sweets and candy and cakes and stuff . hes so funny to me i think hes autistic

this is kei sarukawa . hes the charisma of rebel . what is he rebelling against well The Entire World . one day he went IM GONNA BE A BITCH FOREVER and then he did . he was a bitch forever . you can never ask anything from him because he immediately either does the complete opposite or just outright refuses . whichever causes more problems for you . he applies that logic to almost everything in his life and it always gets on everyone else's nerves . he also gets into street fights and gang fights a lot and hes always losing those because hes kind of a loser . he's lowkey so tsundere also but hes a grown ass man and not an anime girl . he is to me though . hes childhood friends with one other guy from the house btw Look forward to that ! if you notice i didnt say much about him thats because his character arc throughout the series is lowkey beautiful and you just have to see that for yourself . hes not what he looks like on the outside i can say that for sure .

this is rikai kusanagi . self proclaimed most normal ever forever but errrm no . hes the charisma of order . you would Think someone like this would be a valuable addition to the house . after all we just went through a man with a possible criminal record and whatever the fuck saru has going on but unfortunately . hes no better . perhaps he might be worse . in rikai's ever eternal pursuit of complete and absolute order hes basically annoying as fuck . no one can oppose him or he'll go insane . no one can go against what he says or once again he'll go insane . he's always carrying this stupid fucking whistle that everyone hates because hes always using it for every little thing he might find wrong . hes always looking for everyone else to praise his contributions to the house but much to his dismay everyone else finds it . well . annoying . even then that doesnt stop him from going on and on about how great he is . hes so sucks and so loser despite that though . hes scared shitless of romance as an example it's like the one thing that can totally make him go coo-coo . once again his whole thing isnt as fledged out but you can still put the pieces together and know theres a lot more going on with him . thats for YOU to find out because i refuse to give this series and these characters any credit when presenting it to other people .

oh this is one of my favorites to talk about (if you know me . well . heh . yeah .) THIS IS IORI MOTOHASHI ! remember when i said saru had a childhood friend well THIS IS HIM!!!!! the funny thing about that relationship is that hes the complete polar opposite of saru . hes the charisma of Obedience . he does the chores he does the cooking He Serves The House . that may sound nice at first but by now you should realize there's a catch . hes actually completely absolutely obsessed with serving others . to an unhealthy degree . to a creepy degree . his desire to be useful goes above and beyond . he made everyone (except one .) sign a slave contract . yes you heard that right thats just something he does . when anyone in the house decides to do anything without his help he gets so fucking mad . even if its some really small chore he will fight to do it himself . he also . carries a . collar . like . like a dog . uhm . yeah . hes crazy coo-coo . he believes completely that there's no other use to his life than being a tool for others to use so Thats What He Does ! yeah ! once again . theres a lot more to him than meets the eye If i talk any more i will start going on a full analysis on everything about him and why he makes me insane but ill not do that . Moving on !

this . shivers . this is ohse minato . remember how there was One person that hadn't signed iori's slave contract well This Is Him ! hes the charisma of internal punishment . if that doesn't sound concerning enough well HERES THE VERY FIRST THING ON HIS WIKI PAGE !

🙂 . thats it . thats his whole thing Hes deeply depressed . he barely gets out of his room like at all and when he does he puts a plastic bag on his head because he doesnt think anyone would even bare looking at his face . yeah hes crazy . even if you successfully manage to make him happy he immediately attempts to kill himself . because at least he wants to go while experiencing happiness . Yeah . despite all of this he has a lot more . hes really good at art and crafts which is unfortunately an ability he barely puts to use . notice how im saying even less about him Thats because he actually destroys me . hes like the one character the series treats even a Bit seriously sometimes and those moments Hit . i could once again go on a full analysis on why hes so sucks and why he destroyed my life beyond repair but . im not doing that No One would hear the end of it . MOVING ON !

this is terra . that's his whole name yeah i doubt its even his real one . hes the charisma of self-love . that . might sound like a good thing . oh he has good self esteem Great ! well No . it goes much more beyond that hes completely Obsessed with himself . he looks into the mirror for two hours every single day . he also has like a bajillion mirrors in his room He cant get enough of his appearance . everyone else finds it annoying as fuck . if you once again notice im saying a lot less thats because SPECIALLY HERE the contrast with how im describing him and the amount of stuff hidden beneath the surface is like crazy . hes also like transgender coded . or weird gender coded . its so fucking awesome to be quite honest . once again you should just see it for yourself

and . sigh . amahiko tendo . hes the charisma of sex . straight up . no innuendo no nothing It's just sex . sexo . hes a fucking freak basically but not in the ways most animes go about it which is really interesting . hes the self proclaimed World Sexy Ambassador FUCK IF I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NO ONE ELSE KNOWS which means hes spreading Sexiness (?) around the world . almost everything is sexy to him . hes weird about it . he finds everyone in the house sexy and hes a huge freak about it and that's why no one likes him . this is also one of those Theres more hidden beneath the surface cases . hes so interesting as a character which is hilarious because its the literal sex guy .

the funniest thing about charisma house is realizing that all of these people have so much more outside of these traits and that they are actually People . which turns this series from silly to absolutely soul crushing sometimes . which is once again hilarious to me . its something truly worth experiencing for yourself .

theres also side characters except some of them are Not so side characters like the two main villains from season two but thats something for another time because No Spoilers ! if you plan getting into it be careful the first charisma break of rikai fucking sucks it has . really uncomfortable n*zi imagery unfortunately . but thats really the only case something like that happens so Yay ! just avoid the end of drama track 27 and you should be alright since you arent missing out on much . aside from that uhm Fuck idk ! help me ! how do i finish this ! aa !