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Me and my white-haired gothic heroine final girl meow meow du jour king Jonathan Harker
#dracula#jonathan harker#baby boy baby#i put him in a jar and shake him around#the source is Hungarian Folk tales#don't remember which episode has this pallid catboy twink and monster feline man king though#edit: FOUND IT IT'S JACK CROW
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Max's part of 'Literal Monster' really does something for me I'm gonna be so fr
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sam vimes is actually the character ever. when we meet him he's absolutely fucking WASTED in a gutter bc he's grieving a subordinate and a friend. he gets his shit together bc he's an adrenaline junkie. he told the patriarch of ankh morpork to shut up TWICE in like, five minutes (and vetinari let him). he annoyes rich people constantly and consistently. he has arrested two armies (INCLUDING his own city's). he survived being chased by werewolves. he's "vetinari's terrier". he recognizes ankh morpork streets by the feel of different COBBLES under his too thin boots. he's sober but keeps a half empty bottle in his drawer to keep himself in check. assassins have tried and FAILED to assassinate him countless times. he can make armor look rumpled. he HATES kings and gods and journalists and kings and stupid rich ppl. when he's angry he punches the wall outside of vetinari's office and vetinari LETS HIM. he's malewife. he's so so great.
#discworld#i need to put him in a jar and shake him around#samuel vimes#havelock vetinari#gnu terry pratchett
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i watched kpop demon hunters
i also wrote some thoughts under the cut about the movie (slight spoiler warninggg)
starting off with general thoughts: it's a great movie. i love the environments, the characters, the soundtrack, and the character designs. a lot of love was put in this movie and i think it really shows!! it's just really fun and has a pretty interesting plot, too.
i really love both how both kpop groups, huntr/x and the saja boys, can be badass and cool looking to goofy and fun. the expressions really sell it, too; again, you can tell the people working on this were having so much fun.
as for a few criticisms, i feel like the movie's way of giving exposition could be better. a lot of things were kind of glossed over (rumi's parents, what happened after rumi confronted celine, etc.) and it could have taken its time with the pacing. on the other hand, these things leave room for a sequel (which would def be exciting)
for rumi and jinu's romance subplot, i enjoyed it! it's not often you see enemies/rivals to lovers in mainstream media, and i really enjoyed their dynamic and banter. i wished they kinda stretched that out a little more, but i am kinda a sucker for slow burn and yearning :p
i unfortunately couldn't take jinu's sacrifice/death seriously since it reminds me of that one trend where the person catches the ball before it hits the camera and says, "you all right ladies? 😏" but that's just me. the dialogue was kinda cliche too, but i understand how people are sentimental about it.
it's also just a pet peeve of mine where a character dies and all the other characters are so quick to move on like it was nothing, which is what it kinda felt like at the end of the movie. like yeah, rumi was visibly sad when jinu died in front of her, but it was just for that one moment. this is my own personal opinion of course; it's a great movie nonetheless.
now a list of random details from the movie i like:
romance's hair being the shape of a heart
the demon flight attendant stumbling a little in her heels as she's walking to gwi-ma
the demon boy band not posing once but TWICE to convince gwi-ma
all the dance choreography and camera shots (especially in your idol)
jinu's little giggle as he's running in the bathhouse
rumi and jinu's whole kdrama-style meet cute (and rumi's face as she's falling)
baby saja piggy back riding one of the other saja boys
huntr/x's evil little sneaking backstage while the saja boys are on the variety show
rumi going straight into the takedown choreography during the idol awards even when she didn't know what was happening
jinu cringing at himself after saying bye to rumi
the honmoon reacting to rumi when she yells
derpy's (the blue tiger) frog blink and "no thoughts, head empty" eyes
jinu's "PLAY GAMES WITH USSS"
the way the announcer for the idol awards says "the saja boys!"
huntr/x without any makeup
bobby referring to huntr/x as "my girls"
#kpop demon hunters#kpop demon hunters fanart#kpdh#kpdh fanart#jinu kpdh#rumi kpdh#jinu#rumi#rumi fanart#jinu fanart#netflix#i want to put jinu in a jar and shake him around#jinu saja boys#rumi huntrix#comical’s yap session
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Some recent Zoro drawings💚
#one piece#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy#luzo#zolu#sketch#my art#zoro gatito#his laugh gives me a thousand years of life#i love him sm#he is so cute and pretty#Zoro my babygirl#i need to put him in a glass jar and shake him around like a bug
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New scottish twink just dropped
#JOHN JACOB MACALLISTER OH THE LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU#puts him in a jar and shakes him around oh my boy you are to be put into situations#sfth#shoot from the hip#the off-season#morhiarty
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"I'm picking at my sweater Aware that some day I will die Just praying and hoping That I can leave something behind"
Alt without most the shading under the cut
this guy sucks lets kill him with hammers
#ggg spoilers#art#great god grove#ggg hector#ggg inspekta#<- technically cuz the disembodied hands are supposed to be his#god. they really did make a super complex guy that has super relatable fears.#i wanna put him in a jar and shake him violently then feed him candy#the fact this game makes me play around with actually rendering images is proof its done something horrid to my psyche /silly#this isnt even the first draft to this image either i actually made the first sketch pass first day after finishing the game#but yeah. i hav thoughts about this guy. hard to explain them all on a whim tho#like. GOOOOOOODS this guy sucks. however i am handing him a blanket and a mimosa (a treat)
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“You ever just wanna…” Part 2
Bonus:
He’s fine I promise
#lmk tang#self insert#lmk#lego monkie kid#my art#lmk fanart#silly#I just want to put him in a jar and shake him around is that such a crime#don’t worry I gave him some noodles after
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He has consumed me i cannot stop thinking about Him
#tma podcast#tma fanart#tma#the magnus institute#GUYS HE IS ALL I THINK ABOUT#RAAAAAAH#jonathan sims#jon sims#the little rat man has burrowed himself into my cold dead heart i need to like put him in a jar and shake him around!!#icras art
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something something about worth
#ill probably delete this in the morning#im giggling because silvers profile says he thinks nickel and him are friends#oh buddy#i need to put them in a jar . shake them around and hear them clinking around#go my silverkels#ok this has sat for way yoo long in my drafts#i feel like theres something to say about them but i dont .have the words#does anybody hear me#for some reason they make me think of that one scene in homestuck where present karkat and future karkat fight with jade#“IF YOU HATE YOURSELF SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU HATEMARRY YOURSELF!!!!!!!!”#go my pitch silverkel#bonks thinkpan
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Gift for @ajoure because I love his human!Harley Sawyer design. I wanna put him in my mouth and run away with him like some dogs will do when they get caught with something they're not supposed to have and they get chased by their owner (affectionate).
#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 4#poppy playtime chapter four#poppy playtime the doctor#poppy playtime harley sawyer#harley sawyer#puts him in a plastic container and shakes him around like jar of fireflies#i hate him but i love him
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he's growing out his omega coat for winter

it’s a win ig since he’s wearing huge jackets now and making himself look tiny and petite…
#doesn’t this pic just wanna make u pick him up put him in a jar and start shaking it#shaking it GENTLY#he is a doll to me.#my Barbie that i wave around and show off#max is my Ken doll#i smash them together#ykwim
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Silly Jon doodles :3
#my art#jonathan crane#dc scarecrow#batman#I want to put him in a jar and shake him around like a bug
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he called me a bitch so I took his hair. Little piss baby coward. Fucking pathetic.
#I love him so much ughhhhhhhh#He’s like my little science project#I put him in a mason jar and shake him around sometimes#Like ‘go little cat man do something to keep me from having a breakdown’#I need to go to bed#hazbin hotel husk#husk#my redesign#art#my art#post
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I am not normal about Professor Edward from Fantasy Life i. I love him so much this idiot keeps invading my brain and I can barely find anything for him qwq like just look at him!!!
#I NEED to put him in a jar and shake it around violently#I need to wrap him up in blankets and kiss himb stupid#I just 🥺😭💙💕#HE#Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time#Fantasy Life i#Professor Edward#I will flat out say I ship my player charater with him#The Professor gets a spooky boyfriend/partner cause I say so😤
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one time i tried to make a parfies epic au, because like. obviously? odyssey duo, epic au?? it's right there??? and then it completely didn't work, because if parrot is ody (and clearly he is), then wifies should be everyone. wifies should be penelope and eurylochus and polites and athena- and it's possible to find others who can fit those characters? like luigi or dean could be polites, leo could probably be eury, but literally none of them work as well as wifies. (the villains probably wouldn't be wifies but In Light Of Recent Episodes maybe wifies is zeus or something)
also parrot is odysseus bc they're both like. warrior of the mind fits parrot very well, especially considering farlands civ. and he will also kill literally anyone for the sake of Doing What's Right in his mind. they're both kind of bad people, and they know that, and they make selfish decisions and... yeah. but the au can't work because EVERY OTHER CHARACTER SHOULD BE WIFIES. stupid ass codependent fags
#excuse my incoherent rambling this is unfortunately a parrot character analysis disguised as an attempt at another uu au#i need to put him in a jar and shake him around and microwave him he's such an asshole and i hate him he needs to be studied#unstable universe#parrotx2#wifies#it just just occurred to me that i could use clonefies instead of wifies and just have all the characters be a different clone#but at that point the au has gone off the rails and we've definitely lost the plot
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