#i will be getting to the others soon

[thatswhatsushesaid]

19, 23, and bc i know you basically never block anyone, 4 :3

19. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

nothing!! i have no shame!!

however, i’m 1) annoyed that i have grudgingly come around to liking cql canon nmj (he’s still wrong tho), and 2) not remotely sorry about my DILF wen ruohan agenda. (ruoyao is a guilty pleasure ship tho /scuffs boot)

23. ship you've unwillingly come around to

ehhhh i don’t think i really have come around to any of the ships i originally didn’t like. it’s more like i’ve had the complete opposite of this experience, where i was originally absolutely obsessed with wangxian after first watching cql, and now have the damn tag blocked and filtered because their most zealous fans can’t seem to handle the fact that maybe the central romance isn’t the part of the story that is most interesting to other people.

that said, while i do not ship any iteration of n!rayo or romantic 3zun 9/10 times, the one exception to that rule is @henshengs’ incredible hunger games AU favor, tho the majority of it is achingly poignant xiyao, and it changed me as a person lsjfhdksnh

4. what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

some fermented turd was an astoundingly rude cunt at @lansplaining on one of their posts. i can’t remember if i got cunty right back at them over it (probably) but i definitely smashed the block button afterwards and have zero regrets about it.

[beholdthemem]

My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

[complete-clownery]

Okay guys

INPRNT!!

[ionomycin]

i'll always be there to bring you back

[cozy-crow]

Pregnenta

[akanemnon]

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[grantwilson]

we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

[roseworth]

best part about comic tumblr is that it is the only fandom i’ve been a part of where no one says “i just love the fandom so much we’ve created such a safe space here 🥺” like i have never seen even one post about how much someone loves the dc fandom. this is not a happy family this is a cold war and im just glad we all know that

[nouverx]

*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*

Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)

[chloesimaginationthings]

I want you to know that because of your art, I now ship Harley Sawyer x Springtrap

Suffer the consequences of your actions

I’m shocked how many of y’all were into these two

[inkskinned]

sometimes being spiteful is actually so fucking fun and the problem is you can't talk about it on the internet without sound like a stupidhead. like it's cringe to be like - oh never piss off the gentle ones. or like the alpha wolf shit - once i see red, once i go quiet... it's over! like ew growss no....

but also!! sometimes you get bit by the dragon and you end up being like - you know what???? YEAH. truly!! you're RIGHT. fuck it! hell hath no fury like a little bitch called me!!

[random-ikea-art]

Fiddleford as a Marbled Duck!!!! This is just a little concept that I thought of for exactly 5 minutes before drawing it 😭😭😭

Gravity Fowls AU by @wolfythewitch !!!

[skeletood]

yeah, they're boyfriends

[endlessapis]

share in the act of creation

don't tag as kin/me/id/muse/etc. please ♡

[shouyuus]

vi who sleeps in nothing but a pair of boxers/plaid pants (coz she runs super hot)...good luck trying to get any sleeping done next to allat ( . 人 . )

right. we are so back (i say, as if i've fucking gone anywhere except or being chronically online here writing vi fics) but pls put ur hands together for the original shirtless sleeper vi anon; our one tru savior who spawned all those topless vi hcs

18+, nip mention, college roommate!vi cinematic universe

vi, who runs super fucking hot all the time, sleeps in nothing but boxers or boy shorts, always kicks the blankets off the bed. before you got together, you'd sometimes find her passed out on the couch in the living room, snoring, her shirt rucked all the way up, her abs out on full display, on hand thrown over her head, the other dangling off the edge of the couch.

you've had to wake her up more than once, tug her over your shoulders, and half-drag, half-walk her to her own bedroom, dumping her on the bed, coaxing her into a semi-normal sleeping position before tucking her in.

but the next morning, when you'd wake up to check on her, you'd always find her somehow with all the sheets thrown off her (even in the dead of winter), and her shirt magically discarded somewhere on her floor, her torso bare, her nipple rings glinting in the morning light seeping in from the cracks between her eternally closed blinds.

sometimes, you'd linger over the sleeping shape of her, a stupid little indulgent smile on your lips as you sigh and walk back out of the room.

now that you're together though, it's even worse (and by that i mean better) bc she's a cuddler, you know she is. and she loves wrapping herself around you when she sleeps, digging her nose into the nape of your neck if she's big spoon, or just curling herself over your body, her leg thrown over both of yours, one of her arms looped around your middle --

except she's a human furnace, and in the summers, you've already got the ac blasting, but somehow its still not enough, and you always wake up in the middle of the night, skin sticky with a thin layer of sweat, trying to get some air. but when you try to roll away from her, she'd always whine and chase you, pull you back tighter into her arms, nuzzle against your cheek and mumble something about not leaving her.

"vi -- i'm not going anywhere, i'm just sweating --"

"mm... turn the ac up more..."

"okay, but you have to let me go first."

"mmm.... don't wanna..."

but the fact that her tits are rubbing up against your arm, her nipple rings cool along your skin -- you shiver, and she chuckles.

"can't be that hot if you're shivering like that."

you groan; she sounds way more awake now than a second ago. fuck.

"j-just -- lemme go turn down the ac --"

"don't -- i'm comfy." she locks you into her chest, her nose pressing into your cheek as she ghosts her lips over your skin. you can't help the tiny whimper that squeezes out of your throat.

you've got a quiz tomorrow (technically, later on today since it's like 4am in the morning) in fluid mechanics and you really can't be losing sleep like this but --

vi's already shifting, twisting you towards her, cupping your cheek to turn your face. your lips meet and you know it's a lost cause to try and resist.

"c'mon pretty girl -- spread those legs for me -- gotta work up a sweat first if you wanna cool down after, right?" she says as she tugs your legs open with one of her ankles hooked over yours, keeping your leg pinned beneath hers as her free hand slips beneath the waistband of your panties.

needless to say, you don't get much sleep for the rest of the night. you still manage to make it to your fluid mechanics class the next day, and the quiz goes... okay. but your ac bill is really really way too high that month.

[thepatchycat]

Finally getting some good rest!

(Follow-up to this)