#i will kill to protecc

[drewadoodle]

if shooter was an electric unicycle

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[bobgoesw00t]

Here...this right here is THE BEST MOMENT OF THE FILM IMO!!! Not only is it fucking hysterical due to Stella showing up and scaring the Black Knight SHITLESS, but Shinn then proceeds to prove that HE IS NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH WHEN HE'S IN THE DESTINY GUNDAM!!! This cutie patootie can be put in the folder: "Looks like a Cinnamon Roll, is a Cinnamon roll, but can also kill you."

That last screenshot though...GOD IT'S SO FUCKING BADASS!!!!! I'm so proud of my favorite Cosmic Era Cinnamon Roll x3

[isittheboogieman]

* I foind fishe! :)))))

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[jin-zixun]

actually xiyao is tolerable if it's a minji au. not because I'd want su she out of the way but because I think having su she as a brother in law would fix lan xichen.

like seriously. lan wangji already thinks supporting your war criminal husband is the best thing to do even if he is actively killing hundreds of people, he just doesn't like jgy for petty reasons. but su she fucking loves jgy, he thinks it would be intolerable for lxc *not* to support his war criminal husband, in fact the lan sect should be doing way more to help him? maybe he wouldn't even have to be a war criminal? come on this place needs soooo many reforms now and it's too late to go back to ignoring minshan once you've let him become lan-er-furen

like every day at dinner lxc is like "do you guys think I am too naive in seeing how perfect a-yao is?" and su she says "actually he's more perfect." and lan wangji says nothing because he's the type to defer to whatever his partner says.

someone brings up jgy torturing people or killing his superior officer and su she's just like "deserved. should have killed more people tbh" and lan xichen is impressionable so he's just thinking 'oh yeah guess that sounds about right. wow! actually a-yao is soooo much *more* amazing! showing such restraint in not killing more people! what a good person ❤️' and lan wangji truly does not care about that so he still says nothing.

[goldyluna]

Meow meow woof woof

[randomnameless]

Just saw something here and there saying Alois reacting the way he does in Tru Piss, aka, not joining Billy, doesn't make sense, given how he "worships the grounds Jerry walks on".

But...

In Tru Piss, both Alois and Leonie make it very clear they berate Billy for joining up with Jerry's killers - something even Billy notes but Hubert tells them how they will deal with them later.

More importantly, Alois not joining the Empire makes perfect sense if you consider his other character traits (compeltely shat upon by Nopes to make him the one-note Jerry supporter that person flanderised him as), mainly, loving his family who lives in Faerghus (so by all means he wouldn't bring war to his own home!), feeling remorse for the ones he killed - and yet, wishing to be the shield and the sword to protect the ones who cannot protect themselves.

Hell, adding to Nopes shitting on him, Alois feels bad for receiving money in his FE16 paralogue - something Shamir teases him for, but ultimately admires - so how the hell would he thrive and accept to be a mercenary ? Especially since Jerry is paid, and participates in post-job feasts (without his kid, of course) organised by villages who aren't swimming in money?

Claude gets more exposition because he is a Lord and not a NPC, but the character that was completely assassinated by Nopes is definitely Alois - who, without doylist reasons, would never 1/ditch the CoS and its people when they need support the most 2/most definitely never join Supreme Leader, especially if Agarthans who are associated to her iced Jerry, on top of all the stuff Flamey does (like Remire and kidnapping people).

[yappacadaver]

um hiiii i made a mortuary assistant oc :3c

her name is Yumi and she's 26 years old, she initially went to school for veterinary sciences but dropped out after serious mental health struggles. She finished in mortuary science and is now working as an assistant at Riverfields after the last one, Rebecca Owens, mysteriously went missing.

One night she's locked in the morgue by her boss and told to banish a demon, and it doesn't go well. The sigils she finds are not in the nightshift database and she fails to banish the demon Krakish leading to her possession. She manages to retain much of her conscience and control so she returns to work the next night. Bills to pay and all that

[frozenmoonshine]

How TR boys show affection/love?

Long time no write, but my hyperfixation is very alive and kicking, as always! And since the weather is getting chillier as we're approaching the full blown autumn, it's the perfect time for some cozy, fluffy thoughts! 🍂🍁☕️🧦

TW: none, just some slight exaggeration for comedic purposes; Reader's gender is not specified

MIKEY - bites.

You can't convince me this adorable, emo menace to society isn't a total menace in every other aspect as well! He likes you means he wants you. He also wants dorayaki because he likes it. Dorayaki is something he chews on. ........... You can see what I'm getting at. He'll just randomly start munching on any bit of your skin he can get access to. And if he gets carried away, he can bite for real! It's just Mikey logic, don't question it, there's no use. But, fair be fair, he also protecc!

DRAKEN - acts of service.

He's the type to reflexively take off his jacket and cover you when you're cold, or go get you a bottle of water when you're out in the hot weather and he noticed you struggling with the heat. He'll always carry your bags and stuff, and doesn't allow you to refuse. You need an errand done - he's already on it. And the best part is that he never thinks twice about doing any of that, it's simply his second nature.

BAJI - surprisingly... also acts of service.

CLUMSY acts of service, but acts of service nonetheless! He'll cook for you (as in, more than just instant yakisoba - an actual meal). He'll bring you a cat when you're feeling down to cheer you up. He'll teach you to fight if you need to blow some steam off. (And he'll happily spar with you, but beware - he has ulterior motives in that sparring session, iykwim 😏) Still, the biggest sign of his affection is if he lets you touch his hair!

MITSUYA - support.

I was tempted to say 'words of affirmation', but on the second thought, just support in every shape and form that you might need. He's your shoulder to cry on when you need to, someone who believes in you when you doubt yourself, and someone you can always rely on no matter if you're going through a petty drama or your world actually just fell apart. He's always there by your side, through thick and thin!

KAZUTORA - trust.

They say that jealousy is the sign of love, but it's the exact opposite in Kazu's case! If you really mean something to him, he won't experience the least bit of jealousy, even if he saw you sitting butt-naked in another man's lap! He'll also be fully comfortable being himself around you, and feel safe to share his past, traumas, mistakes, and his healing journey, without fear of being judged or abandoned. He will just know in his heart that you are his person no matter what!

KOKO - self-sacrifice & physical touch.

I think this is pretty much canon, but allow me to elaborate nonetheless.

Hajime is passionate. When he falls in love, he falls head over heels and worships the ground his s/o walks on! His devotion can sometimes border on obsession, and there is nothing he wouldn't be willing to do for his love! And I mean - nothing - literally no limits! He'd kill or die in a heartbeat for the one he loves, no questions asked! And, since he burns so fervently in love, he cannot help the urge to constantly shower the object of his affection in kisses, to hold them tight and just feel their skin, warmth, scent... Sidenote: he doesn't hug, he embraces!

[wings-of-fire-confessions]

the wings of fire reddit fans are actually so insufferable i actually cannot take it anymore💔

i know that cringe culture is dead but literally their whole personality is "whirlpool bad😂" and "if humans were in wof they would have nukes and kill everyone😂"

literally tell me why i opened that godforsaken app this morning to see a picture of clay captioned "he protecc he attacc but most of all he like a chonky snacc" or some shit like are we being deaduzz what year is it

everyone on there is some boof ass wannabe edgelord too i cannot go one picosecond without seeing some "heh... i didnt even flinch when i read arctics death scene..." ok it was literally like one sentence long buddy

not no mention the people there who are like "give me your most cursed ships😂😂" and everyone just sends bizarre pedophilic pairings like why is this funny to you guys

anyways perhaps im just being a bitter hater who hates fun but everyone on there makes me so mad i need to delete reddit

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[blightbright]

weird minor veilguard complaint as a person who loves cats

i'm in the middle of replaying veilguard for a new fic idea and the 'assan feeding the sick halla' writing is pretty weird to me, ngl

davrin gets worried that assan might try to eat the halla and rook automatically (not a dialogue choice) lectures davrin about needing to trust assan

and i'm like ???????

assan is an oversized CAT with WINGS

a CAT

an apex predator NOW WITH ADDITIONAL BONUS POWERS

i'm a cat person, and one of my cats was/is so beloved to me with a deep soul bond that i have a lil ancestral shrine space honoring her, and she once growled and howled at a raccoon outside my window while shielding me with her body and not wanting me to come too close to the window because she wanted to PROTECC, and she used to stick her lil head in my armpit when she was scared at the vet because she trusted me to help/comfort her, and let me tell you something:

cats are fucking murderers

this girlie wanted B L O O D, she longed to choose violence (just never against me)

(unlike one of my other cats, who really wanted to eat my face and tentatively attempted this more than once when i was sleeping, with disappointment that i was still alive and stopped him lmao)

i realize there's an awkward parallel about how davrin is a sweetie and an artist not just a warrior -> griffons don't have to be warriors they can be sweet too

but IMO it's a weird level of, like, idk, unnaturally cutesy?? to have ~nature returning to a balance~ in a forest = the natural predators are gonna just be nice vegetarians to prey animals. it's actually ok for nature to be in balance via animals killing each other, just in a healthy way rather than a corrupted/evil/environmentally degraded or colonized or poisoned way or whatever

nature doesn't need to be nonviolent to be healthy

and wow do CATS LOVE MURDER lmao

[suzukiblu]

For WIP: YJ Accidental Baby Acquisition pretty please :)

I love❣️ how YJ are collectively stepping up & standing their ground for their custody and care of their child, while also acknowledging the potential risks inherent to parenting a child created the way Kenley was and drafting initial plans for successfully balancing risks vs needs.

The JL may mean well. Unfortunately their earlier sudden concern about YJ's ages & not so veiled concern threats feels like they're slipping into a situational hypocrisy trap which coupled with the pre-existing frictions & fractures between the groups - makes for a potential for the situation to get hairy if everyone's protecc! urges keep escalating in volume towards full on kill bill sirens.

Meanwhile: Kenley is watching all of this.

(if the Titans have gotten word on current events I bet they'd've thoughts to share.)

tl;dr: this Verse is a fave ☺️

Right, he remembers. Kon left the planet shortly after the whole mess where he got long-term stranded on Gemworld and Clark didn’t notice he’d disappeared again for two weeks. 

Kon’s “actual life” is being Superboy, though. Everything about his life that he cares about is something that he got from being Superboy. There’s nothing and no one that’s only tied to his effectively nonexistent secret identity. “Conner Kent” exists, legally, but “Conner Kent” isn’t an actual person and never has been. 

Definitely not the way Clark Kent is, anyway.

[neungsonie]

OMG MY SMOL MURDER BOY

i knocked my head on the metal tissue box edge and now i sense my intelligence and mental stability is all gone with that blow

but... i tried to draw baby queek

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#68 Protecc Goofy Dragon

Ao Lie*Kidnapped by Kui Mulang*DONT KILL ME I HAVE SPOUSES AND A GRAND BABY!!!

Kui Mulang: You think I care about that?

Ao Lie: No, this isn’t a plea for mercy, It’s a warning~

Kui Mulang: Wha-

Y/n, Wukong & Mei*kicking down the door*ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!

Ao Lie*Watching you beat his arse like*

[yanderehsr]

Hey! Can you make a yandere Jing Yuan, Blade, Luocha, Dan Heng and Caelus with a Noelle! s/o? I really love that geo queen <3

She protecc, she attacc but most importantly, she heal your bacc. Hope you'll enjoy😄

And since I only do 4 I will remove one. Also while Noelle is 15, reader is 18, just so you know.

Trigger Warning: Yandere, Obsessive behaviour, Possessive behaviour, Kidnapping, Murder

Jing Yuan: He always calls on you to do small meaningless tasks, it's so he can spend a bit more time with you, hell he has asked you to just stand there in his toom a couple of times, just so he can bask in your presence.

Jing Yuan will not allow anyone else to call for you, you are his maid, not anyone elses. He soundproofs his room so you can't hear anyone else calling, now this is how it's supposed to be, he wonders how long it is until you realised he has locked the door.

"Sweetheart, lay down and relax, it is my turn now to take care of you"

Blade: Anyone you help he will kill off, they don't deserve your help and this is the punishment they deserve for wasting your time, this continue until either you notice his killing spree or he gets tired of waiting and just kidnaps you.

You may try and defend yourself, you are very much stronger than a normal human and can create shields, but in the end it is not enough to stop Blade and his one track mind to keep you, both he and you is bloodied yet still alive as he drags you to your new home.

"I did it because I love you, they didn't deserve your help"

Luocha: You helped him alongside Sushang and Dan Heng, he couldn't tear his eyes off you, such beauty and grace, be prepared to get healed in every battle with the other 2 being ignored. You always asked if you could do anything for him, he could think of a lot of things but he just smiled and said that there was nothing, he needs to have patience here.

Luocha will spend more time with you after, asking you to travel with him, it doesn't really matter what you answer, you will come with, either willingly or inside a coffin, it has breathing holes but it's suffocating, he just can't just leave you, not when he has catched such strong feelings.

"Now be quiet in there, we don't need others to get suspicious now do we"

Caelus: You can't convince me he doesn't fancy maids, loves your dress and makes sure to take as many photos as he can before you notice him. He always asks for your help on the train, he wants you help to decorate your his room.

Caelus locks the door behind himself when the room is finally done and you are ready to leave, oh how silly you are, there is no leaving here, you will stay here and be protected (ignoring the fact that you can create barriers and can probably suplex a lawachurl) he will make sure of it.

"Yes, there is something you can help me with, lay down in that bad and don't try to escape, my sweet maid"

[waitlexist]

Also, since Idia deals with heavy anxiety, I can imagine Malleus researching everything he can.

Malleus also learns as much as he can about Idia’s comforts. Not just the games and shows he likes, but does he like listing to Malleus talk or sit in silence? Does he prefer cuddles or space? Is malleus messing with his hair calming to him? Malleus will learn every thing he can to help Idia’s anxiety.

That and probably his sleep issues too.

I WISH I COULD DRAW MEN SO BADLY BECAUSE I WAS cursedBLESSED WITH A VISION I WANT TO DOODLE

“How much sleep did you get last night, Child of Flame?” <- nickname I came up with btw. Will probably come up with a new one once I get more into the ship and understand the characters better.

“Um, w-well… he’s got BBEG energy right now… um, f-five hours…?”

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER. OMINOUS AURA. BAD END +

Idia is then beamed with his UM, falls asleep on there ground family guy desth pose style

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ALSO EAAGGHHHHHGHHGHGHG MALLEUS WOULD LEARN EVERYTHING. HE WOULD ASK EVERYONE. YUU LILIA SILVER (NOT Sebek +) HE WILL PROVIDE!!! HE PROTECC HE ATTACK BUT MOST OF ALL HE GOT IDS BACK!!! +++

also… Idia making and coding more tamagotchis for Malleus… Idia teaching Malleus how to play video games <- I wonder if there’s some kind of Pokemon style gargoyle game… <- also MAYBE Nintendogs…

do you think in late relationship that if Idia’s mid-panic attack Malleus just goes dragon and hides him in his wings… (I would kill for them I think)

ALSO MAYBE late relationship Idia calls Malleus his dragon waifu… MAYBE. I’m not sure but I feel like it fits…