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#i contribute#doodle#funny#hellsing#hellsing ultimate#alexander anderson#hellsing alucard#hellsing captain#---#i... don't know his name#just a casual reminder#that hirano had said the captain wouldn't win against alucard or anderson#but was added into the stand off scene for aesthetic and symmetry#which is... such a mood#as a design and comic artist#that prioritizes symbolism over all else#that is such a mood#oh well#this jokes has been in my head#and i had to get it out of my system
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eastern european haunted emily axford pc, transfem daughter of libertarians ally beardsley pc, spot on pub representation grizzled old british lady siobhan thompson pc, nasty old gun guy zac oyama pc, posh boy brian murphy pc, famous explorer with a book series that really falls off lou wilson pc we're fucking eating this season my god
#the comment about old white women who don't know what suncream is and have only ever worked outside sent meeeee#is that just every person I've ever met growing up in rural england I think so#this was so fucking good I just smiled the whole way through I love them all so much#transfem pc time let's fucking gooo!!!!#there's nothing funnier to me than the fact that the gotch sons names get more normal as you go down the line#like the fact that they started at samwell and then there's hatwell and wealwell and we end with maxwell is so fucking funny#van using normans as an insult had me crying#the wildly impressive old woman married to just a guy and they have a pub and are like completely infatuated with each other is perfect#and very accurate#the fucking gentrified pub idk why I'm only thinking about the gentrified pub in all of this but it's so real#also everyone slagging off lou's book series before he even gets to introduce his character screaming#I'm literally obsessed with all of them#cloudward ho!#cloudward ho#dimension 20 cloudward ho#dimension 20 cloudward ho!#d20#dimension 20#marya junková#van chapman#olethra macleod#daisuke bucklesby#montgomery lamontgomery#maxwell gotch#the names are fucking banging as well omg#love steampunk with all my heart
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one of those 'only wine in the camp supplies' nights [X]
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#halsin#durge#durgestarion#i don't know the name for the three of them#there are so many cheekbones in this throuple#also i feel like even if you haven't seen the thing this is from. if you're into dnd you can guess who said it#i feel like that's ashe's tent bc it's ALL pillows#little murder spawn needs his beauty sleep
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Aaaand here's the sheet (The word is sheet? Idk- like... the info and a little characterization)
OKAY- before somebody throws punches, this was just a silly idea I got after seeing that beautiful art of Bernard and Tim hanging from a building and like- the moon is in the background and BERNARD LOOKS STUNNING
Anyway, I saw that and immediately thought "Damn, it kinda has kaito kid vibes with the doves and the suit... WAIT" and it was like my brain just melted. Especially remembering how the first introduction of Bernard shows him, I put his hair of that moment as a wink lol
And before somebody says "Uhm ☝🏻🤓 this couldn't work because Bernard will never do that and Tim is like, the best detective so he would find out immediately and" IT'S FANON, IT'S FUCKING FANON, GODDAMNIT LET THE FANDOM ACT LIKE A FANDOM. Go read a comic if you want something canon 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
#dc#dc comics#dc fanart#batman#tumblr fyp#tim drake#tim drake wayne#timothy drake#red robin#bernard dowd#oracle#Don't think to deep about this I just followed the vibes#Also- I couldn't think a name for bernard so... if somebody wants to try 👀#Yes tim is a natural detective but his also dumb as a puppy sometimes so#Berntim#Also i didn't know another motivation for bernard to do this appart from getting in his boyfriend nerves#Kaito kid vibes but also the enchantment that Tuxedo Mask has#Yeah nobody's gonna know that I love detective conan and sailor moon- I'm practically invisible#chubbypink art#Villain Bernard Dowd
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It's ok, Minato asked for permission first
#naruto fanart#naruto#naruto uzumaki#uzumaki naruto#fukasaku#I know the headcanon that Minato got the “flee on sight” order because he killed a thousand iwa nin (in the anime) is super popular#but I always thought it was more likely that he got that order on him because anyone he touched became a security risk#I know in my heart Minato learnt how to teleport bijudamas by using the Hiraishin and sending them to Iwa#Minato put a finger on you? good luck#now if you ever put a foot in your village it can and will get nuked :)#or in the best-case scenario he will simply appear in the middle of your camp and murder all of you#I also like the idea of Minato putting a kunai in the middle of one of the oil ponds in Mount Myoboku#and use the Hiraishin to send his enemies there#puff now you're a toad statue#ahh so many possibilities...#Kishi missed making Minato a true nightmare in the 4th war *sigh*#I understand though. A clever Minato with the Hiraishin would be too OP#they had to dumb him down. Cowards all of them *sigh again*#my hate for that arc knows no bounds#but it's ok it's ok I got your back Minato <3#also updating the tags a day later because I totally forgot to talk about the drawing itself lol#but I think it’s actually extremely weird that supposedly so many people turned to stone while training with the toads#the scroll Naruto signed only had 5 names on it despite being passed down for generations#and even if there were more scrolls around or people simply went to Mt Myoboku to train in senjutsu#I don't think the toads would let them turn into statues???#they clearly care about their students and go through great lengths so Jiraiya DOESN'T turn to stone while using SM#so there being so many statues around of people failing SM training never made much sense to me#so I decided Minato (during the 3rd war) was the one responsible for that#he deserves it ✨
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We're going on an ass kicking adventure.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Yes indeed this is a reference to the classic 'Kirby's fucking pissed' meme. It felt fitting given the circumstances.#Wei Wuxian is nothing but a villain now. His name is but a booeyman and scapegoat for everything that goes wrong.#It is a cruel and unusual punishment to be Irrepairable to others. That no matter what you do - you are othered and unsalvageable.#While this situation deals with necromancy & war & politics...boy does it ever mirror how modern drama campaigns go.#I wonder if MXTX did that on purpose? Considering how SVSSS talks about the relationships between authors and their fans/work -#Its stands to reason that WWX story is indeed a parallel for how the public prefers black and white & sensationalist views of people.#People are heroes or villains and trying to think about the nuance is too much work.#And it does not matter what the truth or lies are. The rumour exists and so it must hold truth.#It feels like someone dropped a poorly researched callout post on WWX on twitter that went viral.#80% of the people don't even know who he is but are still leaving him death threats.#“Guys I know we all used to really love WWX's content but I heard he unethically sourced his bones for his last art installation...”#Okay actually he might indeed do unethical bone sourcing. I need to think longer on what the hyper-specific hobby drama might be.#And a huge shout out to LWJ who is right in the vicinity watching this happen in horror. *That* is a specially kind of torment too.
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What was Stone's reaction like the first time Robotnik called him by his first name?
(If I'm not mistaken, the generally accepted headcanon from the community is that his first name is Aban, right?)

The first time? well, he wasn't happy
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#ask ask ask#stobotnik#agent stone#doctor ivo robotnik#yep the fandom usually calls him aban#i'm team we don't get to know his name#i also like to think stone hates people knowing things about him.#no matter how big or small the information#robotnik of course knows this and is being evil about it#if we assume all of my precanon comics happen in the same universe#and we're doing that because why not#then this was before stone really warmed up to robotnik#which means he wants to kill him soooo bad#he won't though#now imagine post canon robotnik calling stone by his name#stone would melt
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The biggest sin in that game is that I can't dating this freak skeleton man
#twst fanart#twst art#artwork#art#artists on tumblr#twst disney#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland halloween#twst halloween event#twst halloween#jack skellington#twst#my man#Marking my presence as one of he simps 🙏🙏🙏#I LOVE HIM😮💨😮💨😮💨#AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME
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Angry Bugs!
Bug Fact: The origin of the word "bug" is still unknown. Linguists suggest it came from the Middle English term bugge ("something frightening"). Likely connected to Scottish bogill ("goblin"), Low German budde ("louse, grub"), and Welsh bwg ("ghost").
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#I like to think most the Bugs who dont know Dewi's name or don't use it on superstition refer to him as the “the beast”#Or “flesh beast” if your being RUDE!#Quick cameo from Boon! He was in a HK comic featuring Quirrel in the wasteland outside of Hallownest. Makes sence he would be here#Next to him is an excommunicated Godseeker.#Sly looking at you with his big ass eyes 👁️👁️#Sly getting into Geo money trouble lmao. He would totally go Breaking Bad if the situation called for it.#I loved making all the bugs in the background#Hollow Knight bugs are extremely loose with accuracy. So I made sure to not pinpoint a certain type of insect.#Dewi's Adventures in Hollow Knight#Dewi's Adventures in Hollow Knight V2#hollow knight humans#hornet hollow knight#ghost hollow knight#my art#dewi#comic#hollow knight au#Lilybug Comics#art#Hollow Knight#hollow knight fanart#hk fanart#hollow knight comic#hollow knight art#hk art#hk au#hk sly#hollow knight sly
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didn't mean to forget sharing this with tumblr friends
#ofmd#our flag means death#blackbonnet#my draws#edward teach#gentlebeard#save our flag means death#adopt our crew#stede bonnet#save ofmd#yes i know i spelled his name wrong. no i don't care
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Ferrari Farewell | “I think it’s the perfect way to close this chapter.” ❤️
#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#i don't really know what the appropriate tag is for his name tbh#I'm not immune to our trust fund boyfriend#sucker for a guy with big brow cow eyes who looks very pretty when a lil tortured#colors on this are all over the place!
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tim's got the vibe of the viet mom who makes way too much thịt kho and gets stuck eating it for leftovers for weeks
#don't think too hard about how his last name is drake#he's viet for sure trust i would know#source: i'm vietnamese and i say tim is vietnamese#tim drake robin#tim drake#dc robin#robin#red robin#dc#bart allen#kon el#conner kent#young justice#young just us
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DPXDC Prompt# 3- It’s on Fright
Summoning has never been off the table. In fact Danny welcomes it.
At least after the first 50 he did.
Now it’s just getting repetitive. Destroy the world, end this specific race, person, sexuality. He’s really heard it all and it honestly sucks. He’s a protective spirit damn it!
Look at all the high and mighty people and cultists that would call on him for their mortal issues? It's even more annoying to listen to the whiney people who think they're entitled to his power or his time.
So he did what he should've done this whole time. If ghosts are strong enough emotional echoes, why shouldn't it be the same way? He establishes a connection between his summoning circle. If the caster's intent when casting the spell is for anything other than protecting life, its free game. Que the registration of numerous ghost to send an echo of themself to fuck with the people who thought they could fuck with the king. Of course, there are rules. You're only there for a short window. No killing is permitted unless a caster is hostile and a threat to ghosts. Ensure the safety and good health of human sacrifices. Blah,blah, blah. But most importantly, make them regret ever casting the spell in the first place. Upon numerous heroes failing to stop the summoning in time, there's a vast amount of random shit that happens further proves to not fuck with the realms. Batman can only hear the nostalgic music before witnessing the lead cultist that nabbed Jason get hit by an ice cream truck driven by a muscular man and little girl in uniforms. Tim and could agree that their soft serve was the best they ever had. Hal comes onto the cultists being forced into a tea party and learning their table manners from a blue dragon in a gorgeous dress and tiara. Flash comes up to Shazam and a lanky grey figure with glasses discussing Justice League fanfiction while the cultists have to cosplay the members and live out their found family dreams. Spectra is having the time of her life honestly. Talking things out with depressed kids to work through those feelings or being allowed to pay a certain clown a visit time and time again for her good work along with, spooking frats and sororities.
Superman has been quick to react to cultists after a little demon of a girl promised to return if he wasn't treating his clone better to not repeat the beatdown that was personally recorded and handed to Lex to make if he agreed to make merch from it. Most summon sites are Jumpscare Central or a straight up scrap. It's also a wonderful chance for Spectra to give the bats what they fear most. THERAPY!!! Under Jasmine's supervision, of course. JLD has heard the outcries of the JL and still keeps their good standing with the king to themselves. Especially that said king is over every Friday with treats and gifts from throughout the ages. He's fallen for the blonde warlock that has always been able to reliably call on him because he only does it when ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY! Danny found it odd that the only person who could call him now was a sad Brit in a trenchcoat but a conversation or two had them see that they were more often than not on the same wavelength. Sick of their duty, in need of a drink, and helping the world to the best of their ability. John is just so human and reminds him of how he is too. That soon applies to Zatanna too, who's distraught from leading. Besides, what happens in the House of Mysteries stays in the House of Mysteries.
#dpxdc#dc x dp crossover#ghost king danny#danny phantom#hellblazer#justice league#justice leauge dark#Aged up danny#Zatanna#john constantine#aged up characters#Ghost chaos#Don't fuck with their king#Summon turned on you#JLD ain't no snitch#John and Z may be in a throuple by the time the JL brings this up#polyamory#Danny is living his Bi-disaster dreams#John is a little confused#How tf did he bag two baddies#Zatanna is the most aware person in the room#Of course her husband flirted with the ghost king#Shes not mad about it#I don't know what their ship names are#help#oh god oh fuck
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Love advice so garbage he doesn't even follow it himself
#baked bean originals#what's his fucking damage#was he trying to set aang up#aang#sokka#suki#yue#sukka#uhh whats the ship name for sokka and yue#i love how he gives aang some of worst advice ever and aang just follows it#excuse the terrible alt text I don't know what i'm doing#gifs#atla#avatar the last airbender
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just thinking about hair and faces
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#i don't THINK this counts as face horror but just in case#face horror#for your daily dose of me losing my mind over anime characters#i don't know why the hair thing surprised me so much. i think because i thought it was funny that lilia named silver after his hair color.#like ha ha lilia is hilariously bad at names how cute and silly!#oh. oh it's kind of a Thing.#anyway i am excited to see where the heck all of this stuff with silver's various dads ends up!#we still don't actually know who killed meleanor!#we still don't know literally anything about dad draconia! (dadconia? dradconia?)#we don't know what happened to the macguffin gem with its magical dad-saving powers!#(surely this will not come back to save a certain dad at a later point. of course not.)#man i was not expecting episode 7 to be all dads all the time#i mean i'm here for it but#hey remember when the highest stakes were who was gonna win the big talent show#then robots started kidnapping people and now we've just escalated from there#episode 8 our cat is going to turn into a drippy ink kaiju and we're going to have to mecha battle him to save the world or something#each member of diasomnia pilots a limb and we gattai into a giant robot dragon and hold on i gotta submit this spec script to aniplex brb
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'He would not fucking say that' only it's 'That child would not speak in full fucking sentences.'
#basic rule of thumb is two year olds are expected to be able to use TWO words in a row.#some can do more. some can do less.#but please assume that if a child is under three they are not speaking thoughts more complex than 'I want that' or 'I am [sad/hungry/mad]'#Occassionally you'll hear a pretty complex thought like 'It's snowing outside!' but that's only certain kids#If they draw your attention to something it's usually just the word 'LOOK' and a bunch of pointing#If they're upset words go completely out the window and you'll just hear crying/screaming. possibly the word 'no' or 'Mama' or 'Daddy'#Kids tend to say 'mama' or 'daddy' even if those people aren't in the immediate area#Tho I have had the hilarious experience of hearing an angry kid loudly scream for his older sister#are there exceptions to the rule? yes of course#also: most kids understand social cues before they can actively participate in them#So for instance when I put on my coat they all start yelling 'Bye Maggie!' even if I am actively having a conversation#They also know that it's typical to greet someone when they come in the door but they don't know WHEN or HOW#which results in them just. Yelling your name at you when you come in the room. Sometimes they'll say 'MAGGIE HERE.'#When the phone rings they yell 'HELLO??' at it.
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