#idc enough to tag this properly rn.....

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Oh, but if you're asking me Where I would rather be It was worth it to see that boy cut from the knees

I just realized I had never posted this art of my Legion oc Amulius!! He may or may not kill his Centurion and then suffer the consequences (on the run from the Legion while being convinced if he did something great enough that Caesar would let him back in...)

Also I got these 🥰 fixed up the artfight icons I wasn't happy with from last year (also Flask doodle for fun)

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idec anymore. sending this out into the wild

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Just finished reading the battle above the god’s eye 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

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intro pinned whatever idc

yo whats up my name is dave welcome to my humble abode im a dave strider fictive like from homestuck which sucks i guess but i think im neat probably

uh he/him pronouns im an adult (usually around 18ish but can fluctuate to around 24 i think, body is 21) and also im the host of the sys and have been for literally ever

probably gonna use this as a sort of catch all blog where i talk about not only my daily thoughts and life and whatever #friendless but also might post stuff pertaining to source memories if im feeling quirky um maybe also like quick doodles but prob no serious art sorry to all my adoring fans

i like men and long walks on the suburban sprawl and music and shitty fast food and even shittier movies

boundaries and dni under the thingy

boundaries

- hell yeah okay um off the bat dont call me david or davey or whatever those are not my name and i dont like nicknames for myself so you can call me dave and maybe strider if i like you enough but otherwise its a no go

- sourcemates or whatever can absolutely interact but dont pretend like you know all the intricacies of my life or whatever like if were sourcemates thats cool but im not Your Guy and youre not Mine so just keep that in mind

- related to that i do have a brother shoutout to our systems dirk um yeah just be respectful of that and dont try to like shoehorn me into your weird familial dynamics because neither of us really want anything to do with all that if that makes sense

- dont come here and ship me with people idk man it makes me uncomfortable as all hell like you can ask me about source mems relating to other people but dont force your ships or headcanons down my throat because i may like men but i am a whole ass real guy

- also im not a roleplay blog dont rp with me im a fictive in a system im a real boy pinnocchio style

- please dont vent to me unprompted idk im just a boy

- im not changing my opinions or discoursing with people on the internet dont come here trying to change my beliefs and shit

dni

- basic dni stuff you know the ones just dont be a conservative or a bigot or anything like that

- stridercest or just general incest enjoyers/shippers/posters/neutrals i do not like yall at all and i dont wanna see that im being so serious

- syscoursers get out yall are annoying and i dont care

- nsfw/nsft blogs i dont want that near me peace and love

- anyone under 17 (even 17 is really pushing it) im an adult and the body is 21 and ill probably make sex jokes sometimes

- radqueers i do not want to know about your transharmful identity or whatever im a real life victim leave me alone

this list doesnt touch on everything but tbh if its not covered here and you make me uncomfortable ill just block you

just as a general rule im probably gonna touch on some traumatic and/or triggering shit here but im gonna ensure i tag it all properly and whatnot

ill come up with a taglist later probably idk im lazy rn ill edit this with that at some point if i remember or feel witty enough to come up with cool tags

yeah uh enjoy your stay or something idk man peace and love

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this or that | tropes n stuff

tagged as blorbo in their notes by @pimenita on my main, @h-doodles but i like to answer them here on my side blog which has. a semblance of a tag system 🤡 so mrrp thank <3

MOVING ON PLEASE I AM SO EMO ABOUT TROPES CATCH ME WEEPING:

slow burn or love at first sight (BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!) // fake dating or secret dating (I would honestly like either but secret dating tops far than fake dating because bruh. being rather private individuals and running around the friend group my beloved) // ENEMIES TO LOVERS or best friends to lovers (PLEASEEEEE. LITERALLY I AM OUT HERE WITH A DEEP LOVE OF ENEMIES ESP IF THEY'RE UNREPENTANT, REDHEADS WOMEN WHO CAN KICK MY ASS 🤡) // oh no there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence (BARKING SOOOOO BAD FOR THIS HONESTLY) // hurt-comfort or amnesia (IT'S ABOUT THE TRAGEDY TO MEEEEEEE I WANT A DEEP GOOD CRY AND GET THEM BLORBOS TOGETHER) // fantasy au or modern au (I AM PERSONALLY BITING BC YES. I DO LOVE ME MY AUs) // mutual pining or domestic bliss (ENEMIES TO LOVERS ACTUAL PINING IDIOTS TO CLUMSY GETTING TOGETHERS TO DOMESTIC BLISS SLOW BURN ALWAYS. ALWAYS!!!!!!!!) // smut or fluff (watch me read smut with a stone cold expression on MY face and blush like a bitch reading fluff the next <3) // canon-compliant or fix-it (fanfic exists as a love letter to canon but at this point the fandoms i've been in. THEY ARE A HATE LETTER to the creators who frequently sidelined chemically stable potential wlw and other lgbt ships and rep. which is honestly a very very different experience with James Shaw. anything I create for the Relics Trilogy is a love letter of thanks not only to him but to my beloved fictional group of blorbos <3) // reincarnation or character death (pls character death???? i LOVE it when done properly!!!! NOT TO MENTION THE ANGST....... MMMMM YES THE ANGST,,,,,, but REINCARNATION... LITERALLY TRANSCENDING TIME AND SPACE WITH A LOVE THAT LASTS... AND FINDING THEM BECAUSE ONE LIFETIME IS NOT ENOUGH-- I AM SO EMO ABOUT IT!!!!!!!) // one-shot or multi-chapter (writing wise i WISH i could keep my ideas as oneshots but as a reader PLS. LONGER THE BETTER and this is why i am die whenever i find a long fic that is both compelling AND finished bc. good godddd you cannot imagine the pain of seeing the date of the last update. yes i will comment completely about the fic gushing with praise but thats just abt it) // kid fic or road trip fic (PLEASE DOMESTIC BLISS WITH THEIR KIDS,,,,,,,,,,,, SCREAMING SHAKING CRYING) // arranged marriage or accidental marriage (listen i could wax poetic all day abt these two in fics but AUGHHHHHH mawwiage 🥺) // high school romance or middle aged romance (I COULD GO WITH EITHER but rn i am sooooo emo abt María so am going with this one) // time travel or isolated together (covid fucked me up about being isolated and i think i would have so many problems so catch me whip and naenae) // neighbours or roommates (oh my god.... and they were roomamates!!!) // sci-fi au or magic au (once again i am out here with AUs and honestly at this point idc i am just hoarding all the AUs and thats the tea) // Body swap or Gender bend (but only provisionally)  // ANGST or crack (AW YISSSSSSS GIMME THE SPICY ANGST I NEED TO SCREAM AND SHAKE AND CRY AND THROW UP ABOUT IT OR BUST,,, but honestly i also LOVE crack actually <3 wish fulfillment of OP and BAMF MC) // apocalyptic or mundane (rn?? looking for peace and i am out here)

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tagging the blorbo in my notes (if thats okay and you too, would like to answer): @jamesshawgames @haniiebeedraws @mira-shard @twins-born-in-a-new-moon @sylencr @slytherincursebreaker @sateenkaari-dragon @catohphm

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the blank template:

slow burn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // oh no there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt-comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high school romance or middle aged romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbours or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or gender bend  // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

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tag thinge

tagged by my son @kittenplushie​ i love u

 Here Are The Rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

i have.........................no friens @vxganrebel​ @letsanghosing​ @tamagal21​ @siyrex​

the last 1. drink: tea !! 
2. phone call: i think it was to uni ?? idk i never call anyone 
3. text message: my mum :3c 
4. song you listened to: fuckn,,, idk 
5. time you cried: 2day 
6. dated someone twice: not YET 
7. kissed someone and regretted it: ive... not kissed someone properly and regretted it 
8. been cheated on: hopefully not 
9. lost someone special: :) 
10. been depressed: eternal 
11. gotten drunk and thrown up: never thrown up lmao im not WEAK

3 favorite colours 12. pink 
13. bright green 14. red

in the last year have you 
15. made new friends: ya 
16. fallen out of love: no ;-; 
17. laughed until you cried: ya 
18. found out someone was talking about you: ya :/ 
19. met someone who changed you: no 
20. found out who your friends are: wot 
21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: ya ;3c

general 
22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: idk a lot kids in highschool added me i dont talk to them tho 
23. do you have any pets: two kitters.... theyre good 
24. do you want to change your name: ya.... let me be axel legally so kids at uni stop bein mean 
25. what did you do for your last birthday: had a beach party like 5 ppl showed up 
26. what time did you wake up: idk like 9 
27. what were you doing at midnight last night: playin ffxv or bein on tumlr idk

28. name something you can’t wait for: the sweet release of death and/or having a gf 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: rn shes on the coputer near me 
31. what are you listening to right now: nothn ? cant concentrate on anythin if i got music playin

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: ya there was like 3 in my classes in highschool weird question tho

33. something that is getting on your nerves: my damn self 
34. most visited website: tumblr , unfortunately (i left kichis answer bc tru) 
35. hair colour: pink..................

36. long or short hair: 2 my shoulders rn 
37. do you have a crush on someone: ya ?

38. what do you like about yourself: :)

39. piercings: jus my ears 
40. blood type: idk

41. nickname: no one likes me enough to give me one (altho my name in a server im in is kirishima fried chicken and honestly thats the ideal) 
42. relationship status: i.............dk

43. zodiac: nepeta 
44. pronouns: they/them

45. favourite tv show: idk i dont rlly watch tv probably like su or smthn 
46. tattoos: none....................yet 
47. right or left handed: right 
48. surgery: my stomach came out once  
50. sport: i like touch footy 
51. vacation: i went to japan once tht was TOP 
52. pair of trainers: all i wear is platforms dude

MORE GENERAL 
53. eating: nothin is this deviantart 
54. drinking: "

55. I’m about to: idk…die (mood) 
56. waiting for: death 
57. want: my ex to come back but alternatively, to die (this makes me sad bc i lov my son but also mood) 
58. get married: maybe 
59. career: im... programmer

WHICH IS BETTER 
60. hugs or kisses: BOTH 
61. lips or eyes: b,,,both 
62. shorter or taller: bOtH

63. older or younger: older bc im 18 younger is weird 
64. nice arms or nice stomach: idc 
65. hookup or relationship: relationship 
66. troublemaker or hesitant: idk

HAVE YOU EVER: 
67. kissed a stranger: ya..... listen im gay 
68. drank hard liquor: ya 
69. lost glasses/contact lenses: ya  
70. turned someone down: ya srry im gay 
71. sex on the first date: no................ 
73. had your heart broken: YA 
74. been arrested: no omfg 
75. cried when someone died: ya 
76. fallen for a friend: ya

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 
77. yourself: who does honestly 
78. miracles: no 
79. love at first sight: no 
80. santa claus: no 
81. kiss on the first date: ya !!!!! give me affection 
82. angels: not the religious kind

OTHER: 
84. eye color: brown
85. favorite movie: mirror mask