#idek how to explain how this was conjured up

[kaijusexual]

you wouldn't get it...only real yaoi fans understand

[lilxberry]

That’s My Girl - Scott Lang

Requested by: @bnhaxreaderquotes​

Could I have a Scott Lang x longterm girlfriend fic?? Where she’s like super strong but super dumb?? Like she’s Thor but human and female XD bonus if she lifts Thor’s hammer to get to something and everyone’s like 👀 and she’s like ??? And scots like 🥰 “that’s my gf”

I loved this idea, I just really didn’t want to use the word stupid so much lmao I mostly referred to reader as “slow” I believe but like, this whole thing is kinda cute asf so I’m happy with it. I hope you’re happy with it too

Warnings: Like, a singular swear. Sweet ass Scott. Upset!Reader? IDEK ANYMORE.

Words: 1,645

Pairings: Scott Lang x Reader (female reader) (super strong reader?)

Unplanned sequel; That’s My Wife

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There’re many words to describe you.

Sweet? Yes. Kind? Yep. Selfless? Definitely. Beautiful? 100%. Strong? No doubt.

Stupid?

No, just…slow.

It’s not that you lacked intelligence, just, your brain worked at a different pace to that of others. Your fellow teammates could tell you that. Especially your partner Scott.

Scott, the sweetie pie that he is, certainly tries his best to help you catch up, to understand things that hadn’t really made sense to you at first. He’s no stranger to defending you either, no matter who or what it’s against.

Including your teammates.

“So, like C-3P0?”

Your head was tilted in confusion and your face was scrunched up as you tried desperately to understand what Tony was talking about.

You had walked into the lab finding all of the Avengers surrounding Tony rambling on about his newest creation, engineering some crazy new robotic tech. The others that had been subjected to his showcasing had explained to you that he’d called them in, forced them to watch the unveiling of Frankenstarks newest monster.

When you had asked why you hadn’t been called in, you’d missed the way Tony and the others tensed up. They knew that you wouldn’t understand a word Stark was speaking, as if the man were speaking some foreign language to you, but they didn’t want to explain that it was because you were ‘dense’.

The heaven-sent that is Scott stepped forward, a big, bright smile on his face as he entwined his fingers with your own as he came up with an excuse for the billionaire, saving Starks’ skin and sparing your feelings.

“He thought you’d find it boring. We all do to be honest honey but only so many of us are lucky enough to have an out,” was the sugar-coated explanation he conjured up on the spot.

You bought it easily, nodding in understanding with the sweetest of smiles before reaching up on your tiptoes to plant a kiss on his cheek. The others visibly relaxed, though you were oblivious as you stared up at Scott with a love-sick expression.

You had then gone on to ask what exactly it was that Tony had been working on which had led to a longwinded explanation with wild gestures and a heap of words you certainly didn’t understand whatsoever. Truth be told, he’d lost you within the first sentence.

Tony heaved a sigh. “No, not like C-3P0. The design is completely different and the level of A.I. being used it higher than that of C-3P0,” he spoke exasperatedly, a mocking tone taking over his tone near the end.

Feeling even more confused that what you had originally felt, you tried once more to understand.

“So…like Vision?”

Sam snorted as majority of the others smirked or tried to supress their smiles, Vision unsurprisingly seemed stoic as ever. Tony, on the other hand, had a look of genuine surprise. Almost looking proud.

“Uh, yeah, actually. You worked that out a lot faster than I thought you would honestly,” Tony said as an off-handed comment causing the others to still and Scott to tense slightly beside you while your brows furrowed.

“What’d you mean?”

Scott once again interjected to save the day, dragging your attention to him instead. “None of us really got it, that’s all. I’m pretty sure Thor still doesn’t, honestly.” He whispered the last part as he pointed his thumb towards the towering, blonde Asgardian.

Although your heart fluttered at the thought of Scott trying to be so sweet and kind to you, you couldn’t help the hurt that spread through you. You knew how the others viewed you, how they thought you were stupid, how you don’t understand anything.

Rather than show it affected you, you forced a smile on to your face and a tiny giggle to pass your lips.

Glancing at the others before allowing your eyes to fall back on to your boyfriend, you kept the feigned smile on your lips as you spoke. “I just remembered I gotta load of stuff to do. I’ll see you guys later.”

Scott flashed you his pearly whites in a wide smile before pecking your forehead and giving you a quiet “Sure babe.”

Walking backwards, you called out loudly to the group before exiting the room. “Have fun with Vision 2.0.”

Usually, when the team unintentionally commented on you in such a way, it would never really affect in such a negative way but today, it was just a series of failure after failure, your day all-round being bad.

From the comment in the lab, to the accidental breaking of a trainee’s arm due to you forgetting the strength you held over others, to Steve and Bucky taking the last of the coffee in the pot of the coffee machine which you had no idea how to work.

You had even bumped into someone in the hallway, the file you had been carrying falling to the ground and the papers inside scattering across the floor in disarray, leaving you to try reorganising the lot, taking a whole hour and a half.

It’s unfortunate that the person to be at the end of your disgruntled mood would be someone who you strongly considered a friend.

The Avengers who were currently residing at the compound were all scattered within the main living area and the open kitchen when you walked in, looking dishevelled as you frantically searched for a package that you had been notified had been delivered.

Walking through, you looked to see if the damn thing was atop any table you passed. Hell, you even lifted one of the chairs slightly to see if someone was cruel enough to hide the thing under it.

Although everyone had opted to watch you curiously, it was your sweet Scott to break the silence.

“Hey honey, whatcha’ doing there?” he asked curiously.

You grumbled out your answer, honestly ready for the day to be over with. “I’m looking for my delivery.”

Sam snorted before pointing towards the island in the centre of the kitchen. “You mean that massive package right there?”

Low and behold, there sat your package on top of the cool, marble surface, just with an added feature. You scowled, storming over towards the thing. You turned your fiery gaze to Thor, who was overall minding his own business chowing down on the entire contents of a Pop Tart box.

“WHY DID YOU PUT YOUR HAMMER ON MY FUCKING DELIVERY?!” You roared out, everyone’s eyes widened in complete and utter shock, Thor even jumped at the sudden loud booming. As he opened and reclosed his mouth repeatedly in a pathetic attempt to say something, anything, you continued.

“There could’ve been something really important in there! Or-or super fragile or something! What if you broke it?!”

During your explosion at the poor Asgardian, you happened to grasp the handle of Mjölnir and lift it with ease, causing everyone’s eyes to widen further and even a few mouths to drop open, gaping at the sight in front of them, Tony choking on his drink that he had been taking a sip of. Although Scott was just as shocked as those around him, he more so looked like a small child who’s completely wonder-struck, a twinkle in his eye.

“Never, and I mean NEVER, put your hammer on my damn things again. GOT IT?!” You shoved the hammer into Thors’ chest harshly, causing him to fumble to get a hold of it.

Once certain he had a tight grasp on the thing, you released your hold and spun on the spot, now becoming witness to everyone’s flabbergasted expressions. “WHAT?” you asked in exasperation and confusion, today completely tiring you out mentally and emotionally.

A pregnant silence befell you all before Scott suddenly jumped out of his seat, face ecstatic, arms raised high into the air above his head, hands balled up into fists, a loud and excited shout escaping him.

“YES!”

“You-you’re worthy?” Thor asked quietly to no one in particular.

Your brows furrowed deeply, now entirely confused and ever so slightly self-conscious. “What?”

“You’re worthy babe! Hell yeah! Up top!” he had made his way over towards you, now one arm raised with his hand now relaxed, waiting on you to give him a high five.

“I’m not following…”

“Only Thor could lift the hammer ‘cause he was the only one who’s worthy or whatever. It’s like impossible for anyone else to lift it,” Clint started to explain before being cut off by Natasha.

“Until you, that is. You’re the only other one whose been able to lift it.”

“Oh,” was all you said before shrugging your shoulders and waddling your way past Scott and towards your package on the kitchen island, picking it up and beginning to walk away.

Before you left though, you thought this to be the perfect opportunity to finally boast about something that you had been able to do that the others couldn’t. “Well, I may be stupid but at least I don’t put my back out by trying to lift a little hammer.”

You smirked as you continued to walk away, your destination being your room, package what would be heavy to most in your arms. Scott laughed loudly, something you could hear as you continued to retreat to your bedroom.

Meanwhile…

“HELL YEAH! THAT’S MY GIRL! WOO!” Scott began to follow after you, still shouting out every single word he spoke. “HONEY! THAT WAS LIKE THE COOLEST THING EVER! DID YOU SEE THEIR FACES?! Oh man, I can’t wait to tell Cass. SHE’S GONNA FREAK!”

The Avengers were still suck in their retrieves of shock, all unmoving, all trying to process the newfound information that you could lift the hammer.

Thor seemed to be taking it the worst, looking ever so slightly frightened, gulping loudly.

“I believe I have new matters to discuss with my father...”

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I love any Paul Rudd character just as much as him

I even have a t-shirt with his beautiful ass face on lmao

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Anywho, I hope you enjoy

As always, constructive criticism and requests are welcomed and greatly appreciated :D

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Marvel taglist:

@thanossexual

[thisdreamplace]

hello i was hoping for some guidance. it might be controversial but i’ve been having intrusive thoughts & stressing about it, & i want to follow my heart but i’m scared cuz thoughts of what others would think keep coming up. so to clear up this isn’t about right now. i like to say my entire life is going to be my dreams. that knowing that it’s going to happen type of thing. i will be 18 in a few months. my concern has to do with a topic where a lot of different opinions exist. so to touchdown it’s about another person & being together. & knowing we are going to be together when im older. i think that’s the best i can explain. right now im healing a lot of things especially surrounding love & trauma too. here’s the “problem”/what’s bothering me. there’s a 6/7 age difference. (other person is older). again it’s not being together now, but knowing when i am older. but i start feeling scared of people thinking it’s grooming & stuff cuz i’ve seen lots of opinions on age gaps & stuff. also it’s worlds apart rn, never met type of stuff, like nothing. im upset cuz i would like to relax in the knowing but i get stressed when i think about thoughts that are like “it’s wrong,” things like that. tbh im even scared of sending this ask cuz im so paranoid about what others might think even reading this. im an aware person, & im micromanaging every single thing im saying or thinking cuz it might prove im in love right now & that’s bad cuz of those differences. im so stressed & it’s just idek. like i know what i want to do cuz im clear that it’s when im in my 20’s but i feel it’s apart of my journey of just knowing for rn, but that it’s wrong/weird cuz of the whole age thing. i completely understand if u don’t want to reply to this as it’s a controversial opinion especially on the media, im think im really looking for validation that’s it’s okay. im also healing from other peoples opinions & im so bugged out by this cuz i want to follow my heart but the anxiety is horrid when i immediately think about others seeing it as a laughing stock or something gross cuz of where i’m at right now. even with the knowing in my life, with what i’m passionate about i think about it all when i’m an adult too. i know about the whole reflection thing & my fears are definitely doing that, i’m just not sure how to exactly help myself

hello :)

what would help you the most is accepting you are the cause of your reality/experience. you are the only cause. you being so worried about what others think shows where youre coming from, and how youre not fully taking responsibilty for your imaginal acts.

as neville said,

“Do I really believe that imagining creates reality? If I do, I couldn’t worry, for worry is to only conjure what I fear in this world. For worry is an imaginal act. I couldn’t possibly be concerned about anything if I really believe that imagining creates reality." — Neville Goddard

its not you against the world and their beliefs, its you against yourself and your beliefs. if you want to follow your heart, then surrender to the unconditional love within you. youre just putting more emphasis on fears rather than love. surrender to the state you want to be in, relax into it. let it consume you even in the face of the anxiety and worries. this may take some practice. just get used to choosing love and reassuring yourself, rather than always getting swept away by the fears. you have to trust in yourself, more than you trust in the world of shadows.

i hope this helps 💖

[vivien-dot-exe]

Ask meme - every todoroki :eyes:

lmao BET

(this is super big huge I’m so sorry askdfjsh)

Shouto

NOTP

I don’t?? really think I have one. I’m pretty alright w/ all shouto ships tbh.

BROTP

todomomo. I get the ships but I kinda see em as them Good Supportive Friends that are just close enough that everyone Thinks They’re Dating n cannot believe they’re not but like. they never would. (am I projecting my best friendship onto shouto?? Maybe. fuck off.)

OTP

rn?? enjishouto lmao. I love love enjishouto man,, favorite child lovin,,,,

second choice

I ~guessss~ todobaku?? but tbh I’m not all that into most shouto ships. like we neutral most days. we just stay lovin bakugou + denying they’re friends???? so cute man,,

tied though is reishouto bc mommy kink. I won’t sit here and lie to you I just love gentle mommy kink sm

fluffy pairing

cliche fan fave - tododeku. we love a pair of supportive boyfs. I still do like seeing some tododeku art sometimes cause it makes our heart warm

angsty pairing

enjishouto again - I play things for angst so fuckin much dude,, if I can’t play my otp for angst then it probably isn’t gonna stick.

poly ship

can I say like. natsu/fuyu/enji/shouto. cause siblings that thirst over their hot dad together stay together

however hawks/enji/shouto is an incredibly tasty rarepair. there’s only one fic for it on ao3 but it’s So dang good,, 

weirdest pairing

I guess still enjishouto!! I have a very small amount of ships for the boy, man,,

Fuyumi

NOTP

n/a once again. every fuyumi ship I’ve seen to date or conjure up from crack shipping is cute bc she’s cute. I love seeing her in general.

BROTP

lowkey?? fuyuhawks. I can see them being excellent friends. I know romance takes are also good but. consider this: them chillin and acting goofy.

OTP

fuyunatsu. no question. it was my v first fuyumi ship and I will go down with it. (more explanation below)

second choice

fuyumi/miruko is really good!! maybe that’s just me being all ‘lesbians good’ @ the few fics n art pieces I’ve seen but Still.

fluffy pairing

reiyumi. we Love a girl n her mom huggin tight n kissing softly.

angsty pairing

fuyuenji. I’ve seen such good angst w/ these two man,, makes my heart heart Good ya feel?? them sad n guilty daddy’s girl feels Get Me

poly ship

sibling thorst: the ship (fuyu/natsu/enji/shouto)

weirdest pairing

if I was to make up a weird pairing,,,, bakuyumi. they interact Once but I like ships that are basically ‘we cook and it’s romantic’ (read: natsuki from ddlc anyone?). it’s a lil crack shippy and I’ve never ever seen any material for it, but wouldn’t it be cute to have bakugou cook w/ a cute older woman n have a cute romantic time while he’s all tsundere?? sighs wistfully,,

Natsuo

NOTP

hmm,, I’m honestly thinking I should take this option out. I really do think it cute to think the whole ass todofam w/ Anybody you know??

BROTP

natsushouto. like wow great job viv takin it Literally but as we don’t know much about natsu’s college life, I can’t exactly elect a best friend or nothin, and I Really love the concept of natsu and shouto acting like regular sibs. fighting n competing but hyping each other up, ya know?? sighs wistfully,, I actually really love brotherly dynamics a lot. like shipping em is usually my first thought but I also just???? like seeing em play around n be normal sometimes lmao. is that weird?? that it makes me happy?? idk.

OTP

fuyunatsu!! I love the concept of them constantly being there for each other, plus childish curiosity?? if you got sibs you know what that shit’s like. “you wanna try kissing??”

like listen not to be gross about it either but like. Puberty w/ that like entirety of the house to themselves. you can not tell me horny things never happened.

second choice

enjinatsu has Mad potential. I don’t get to see a lot of content for them but they make my heart happy. love the idea of both them being sweet to each other slowly in a path to forgiveness dotted with confessions and soft embraces,,,, or of course guilty dad thirst. both are Tasty

fluffy pairing

fuyunatsu is Cute. listen I want em to cuddle and support each other though they’re so different. like foils, ya know?? I am very weak for natsu having a weakness for fuyumi’s gentleness (though that could be said for the whole todofam. stan fuyumi)

angsty pairing

hmm,, I guess that’d be enjinatsu?? path to forgiveness enjinatsuo I can see being v feelsy and Tasty.

poly ship

sibling thorst Again.

weirdest pairing

man I don’t think any of these could be counted as Not weird. enjinatsu maybe?? as their dynamic is rather complicated n versatile + parent/child. I think the Least weird ship I’ve ever considered w/ him though would be natsuhawks, but I’ve not seen a lot of material for them nor do I have any ideas for dynamics. they just look nice together.

Touya (dabi)

NOTP

okay I’ll be real w/ you I lied I do have One notp and it’s dabihawks (hotwings). it’s. it’s okay, I’ll admit, but it kinda squicks me out in canon verses. like, reverse aus, genderswap aus, most aus really that slightly shift the dynamic, I’m good w/ dabihawks, but Not In Canon or any approximations of it.

(big rant on why, feel free to skip)

I guess antis just kinda fucked it up for me?? I was kinda neutral when it first was proposed, ya know like ‘oh that’s cute!! not for me but more power to ya!!’ but then dabihawks shippers started getting in hawksdeavor shippers’ faces n giving the usual arguments against age gap ships (as if a villain/hero ship was so uwu pure n unproblematic), and then there came the ‘hawks will betray the heroes and become a villain for dabi’ theories from them and it just. that was 2018 and it Still makes me uncomfortable to think about. 

I very much enjoyed hawks’ double agent thing!! but I knew an infiltration mission would end with betrayal from the beginning and that’s what I liked about it. him doing the absolute Most for the heroes even if it feels scummy to do so. I was Devastated for a moment when I saw hawks’ first meetup w/ dabi and it looked like he might be spying for them, but then we were quickly assured that it was a ploy and I was like Oh My God Thank God I Near Had A Heart Attack. but other people, the loudest group being dabihawks shippers, were dissatisfied with this and wanted canon to take a different direction and I Dunno Man, I just had very strong emotions about that and still do. 

I love hero hawks in all his double agent endeavor fanboy glory and people wanting to take it a different direction in canon felt like a blatant kind of???? idk defacing of character almost, even though that’s a mega mega mega dramatic way to put it loL don’t ask me why I got such strong feelins about it I couldn’t explain it if I wanted. I’d love to go back to being chill about it I really really would.

BROTP

idk, I think I might not???? have one for him. he seems kinda all or nothing to me, very intense w/ his emotions. if I was to Name one off the top of my head, maybe maybe togadabi, but even then I’m kinda hm on it.

OTP

first and favorite dabi ship is 1000% shigadabi. not even in most canon settings; I just like them chilling and being lovey (and going on large scale crime dates).

second choice

probably shoutodabi?? not Big on most dabi ships but love that older bro angst.

fluffy pairing

shigadabi bby!! if I wanna imagine dabi soft ever then shigadabi is a Lovely escape, canon absolutely notwithstanding.

natsutouya is also a good one to imagine, what w/ the image of them cuddling making my heart Warm

angsty pairing

shoutodabi. I saw this one reunion fic of them and I had So Many Emotions oh my god.

dabihaul is also a good candidate, though it’s less Angst more hurt little comfort. (not to mention I don’t ship it much myself lol a friend sold me on their interp) it’s not very emotional as I like my angst, more just got them whump aesthetics.

poly ship

good question. I’ve highkey not thought about it smH - maybe if I just,,,, *takes shoutodabi n shigadabi n smooshes them together*

idek how that’d work as a dynamic dude I Don’t KnoW LMAO

weirdest pairing

I guess enjidabi?? I think about it from time to time but I dunno how the dynamic would work but. very angsty whatever it is. lots of apology sexy times in my mind’s eye.

Rei

NOTP

n/a - rei is definitely one I will take any ship for.

BROTP

enjirei - I’m doing this out of order so I wrote the explanation on enji’s lmaO see below for details

OTP

oh man otp???? good question,, I’m a v big fan of reishouto tho. gentle mom lovin,,

second choice

rei/inko is also a good one!! something I still think is very cute from my early days in the fandom. just a couple of moms supporting each other and going on cute park dates,,

fluffy pairing

rei/inko is def the fluffiest. however, it can be argued that rei/anybody has good fluff material. rei is so,,,, ethereal lookin???? she looks like a flower or a ghost,, like breeze rustling sheer curtains in an empty sun lit room. gentle on the eyes but hella poignant. I can imagine her bein soft w/ everyone n everyone.

angsty pairing

reitouya. For Sure. rei taking care of her lost eldest who’s finally come home, ya know???? Sobs,,,,,,,, I don’t see shippy content of them ever but reunion fics/art Get Me

poly ship

this one might be a little weird, but inko/rei/mitsuki. I’ve only seen material for it Once but in my head it’s taking the cute mom ships of inko/rei and inko/mitsuki to make the Ultimate Supportive Mom Ship. and maybe masaru is there too supporting this bc I think he’s really good tbh I don’t want him sad or lonely.

weirdest pairing

uhhhhhh,,, idk man probably polyship is the only “Weird”/super rare one. mitsuki ain’t exactly gentle mom:tm: after all, but I think her spice goes well w/ it all, ya know?? inko n rei being gentle and mitsuki being the hype who arranges more fun dates n such for them to all take a cuddle pile nap afterwards,, and you know she’s the hype woman for the trio. 

Enji

NOTP

never met an enji ship I didn’t like tbh. they’re all good and I will fight on that.

BROTP

highkey?? enjirei. I ship em romantically sometimes, but I really like the idea of them divorced and getting other lovers but supporting each other fullheartedly. love that solidarity. like shit I could see them still living together n such but they just. drop the husband/wife shtick and support each other like friends.

OTP

enjishouto!! y’all been knew.

second choice

hawksdeavor is a longstanding fave. we love that fanboy/idol dynamic sm,,

fluffy pairing

oh jeez fluffy,, maybe enji/burnin?? I can see her being very energetic n supportive and being rewarded w/ soft forehead kisses. soft boss crush even if it’s one sided.

angsty pairing

both enjishouto and hawksdeavor provide Wonderful angst. the flavor is Immaculate y’all should try it.

poly ship

enji/the rest of the todofam/hawks/happiness. pls lma o

I am very much an enjibowl enthusiast, can y’all tell?? I just want him Smothered in love sometimes.

weirdest pairing

hmm,, enji/tsukauchi. I saw a doujin for it once and it was Lovely. an absolute crackship, but I love the hero/detective dynamic of toshinori/tsukauchi, but toshinori just doesn’t give it enough Spice in most interps I see. now enji being tsun n aggressive + level headed detective tsukauchi,, that was a tasty doujin for sure.

[pantton-sandacers]

Fav moments from “Fitting in (Hogwarts houses)”

I’m rewatching the video while eating a tub of ice cream and squealing because MY SONS ARE SO PURE so I thought I’d make a post about the AMAZING MOMENTS IN THIS VIDEO.

NEVILLE GONNA GIVE YOU UP

thE NEW INTRO FOR THE SANDERS SIDES!!!! I SQUEALED WHEN I SAW IT

L: “How is anyone supposed to take me seriously when your head looks like Barney’s unshaven armpit?”

R: “You could’ve gone with more colors, full rainbow next time!” T: “Oh, I’m already full rainbow all the time!” R: *laughing* “You did not!”

ROMAN ASKING WHERE VIRGIL IS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO SEE WHAT VIRGIL THINKS OF HIS HAIR

“PANIC! AT THE EVERYWHERE”

That cute lil voice when Thomas is inviting Virgil up “Virgl, wanna come out? Come out, you wanna see what people think of the hair?”

THAT “Yaaaass boy!” ROMAN DOES WHEN SEEING VIRGIL WITH THE HAIR

THAT FINGER SNAP PATTON DOES WHEN VIRGIL APPEARS WITH THE HAIR

P: “Isn’t good mental health important?” L: *breathes in* “yEAH” WHAT EVEN KIND OF SOUND DID LOGAN MAKE IT SOUNDED LIKE A BARN ANIMAL OR SOMETHING I WAS CACKLING

“THE GREAT SELFIE GAMES”

V:”Likes one of those Crayola crayon Halloween packs” did he really pronounce ‘crayon’ like ‘cran’ i cannot trust him anymore

V:”I’m just trying not to bring the group down here” P:”You only help to lift me up you sweet and sour, misunderstood shadowling”

ROMAN DEDUCTING THE REASON VIRGIL WANTS TO BLEND IN AND MAKING SURE TO BRING IT TO THE ATTENTION OF THE OTHERS SO THAT HE CAN BE INCLUDED MORE BECAUSE HE CARES ABOUT HIM AAAAAAAHH

That cUTE LITTLE “I know!” FROM ROMAN AFTER LOGAN COMPLIMENTED HIM

“TONKS”

Roman just PULLING UP HIS SWORD WHEN PATTON SPOOKED HIM

Can we just talk about the part where Thomas started explaining Harry Potter to Virgil? Like, we’d assume he knows about it because he’s a part of Thomas but like, ???? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???

Patton’s serious little tangent about the spider.  someone hug my boy and save him from the spiders

R: *calls Logan a nickname* P: “Ooh! School him!... Don’t be mean, though.”

T:“Pump the breaks, princey!”

CROFTER’S

L:“Dobby decimal system”

T:”Gryffindors are also determined and chivalrous” V:*whispers*”And this is the one Roman thinks he’s in?” R:”Uh-yuh doy?” idek how to type the sound he made

L:”Well I don’t think I’m smarter than everyone else... I know I’m smarter than everyone else”

R:”You’re the softest little puffball we got, Padre” V:”You don’t have to be mean to hi-“ P:”AAAAAWW!!! THANK YOU, ROMAN!” R:”See?” V:*is taken back*

R:”What the heckity heck? Five abs and one peck?”

P:”If you keep talking bad about yourself I am going to physically fight you!” Reminds me of the “I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH FRIENDSHIP” vine (now I need someone to animate/make a comic of that vine but with Patton and Virgil pls) T:”No, no, that is the opposite of helpful, Patton” P:”Nobody talks about my child like that” “MY CHILD” I’M SCREECHING P:*does ‘i’m watching you’ gesture towards Virgil* V:*is taken back*

R:”I’m not evil!” V:”Says who?”

hTE CUTE LITTLE “oooh! It’s blue!” WHEN PATTON GETS HIS RAVENCLAW HAT

[about why Patton would be a ravenclaw] R:”Well he’s always coming up with those witty puns!” I’m very glad people realize having a quick wit is essential to the art of punning L:”You call those witty?” P:”Well you call those glasses?” L:”I mean, yes? I’m not sure if you’re implying-” P:”Well I don’t think they’ll pick up, they don’t have a cell phone! Zing!” *laughs* I really admire this pun cause it took me a second to get it but I when I did, I was like “eY” L:*breathes out*”Okay, I-I’m gonna walk that off for a second.”

P:”Logan seems more like a Gryffindor!” R:”Uh, why is that now, Patton?” P:”’Because he’s my hero” L:”We 👏 get 👏 it, 👏 you’re 👏 a 👏 dor 👏 a 👏 ble!” My heart beats for logicality

T:”You don’t all have to be in different houses” P:”oh,bu, oobu, oh, bu wo, but wouldn’t that be nifty?” I have no idea how to type up the noise he made but it was adorable

PARANAVIGILANT

I’m so glad for this moment because you can tell Roman is really trying his best to be nice to his friend.

P:”Hufflepuffs are also modest!” V:”Less modest, more self-deprecating” P:”What’s that?” V:”I talk bad about myself” P:*voice cracking*”I will phYSICALLY FIGHT YOU!”

V:”And you are good at finding new ways to insult me” R:”Nooo! Hey!” V:”Not this time around, relax, I noticed your effort.” R:*sighs* “Okay”

PATTON’S ADORABLE LITTLE “Ooooh! I look like a pirate!” GASP WHEN HE WORE THE GRYFFINDOR SHIRT! PATTON IS TOO ADORABLE AAAAAA

T:*points to Virgil*”Good point!... see that” *gesturing towards his finger that’s pointing*”is a really good point to you, also a valid argument, Virgil”

V:”I’m not impartial, and frankly, I’m not very friendly” P:*softly*”I will fight you*

L:”Thomas, you don’t even watch Game Of Thrones! H-how do you-?” R:”You should though! It’s sooo good!” T:”Yeah, I’ve heard!” Okay but ROMAN WATCHES GAME OF THRONES BUT THOMAS DOESN’T?? ROMAN KNOWS SPANISH BUT THOMAS DOESN’T?? H O W  D O E S  T H I S  W O R K ?? ?? ?? ?

WHEN ROMAN WAS GONNA TRY TO USE A NICKNAME FOR VIRGIL BUT HE DIDN’T WANT TO CALL HIM A MEAN NAME SO HE SAID “VIRGIL” INSTEAD BECAUSE HE’S TRYING VERY HARD TO NOT BE MEAN TO HIS FRIEND

When Patton’s taking off his Hufflepuff cloak and the blinds behind him move a little and IT’S PITCH BLACK OUTSIDE AND WE CAN TELL HOW LATE THEY ALL STAYED UP TO FILM THE VIDEO

T:”Prince 2.0h my goodness!” P:”Your shoulders were so boring to look at before” V:*looks up and down Roman*

the teasing “maybeeee” that Patton does when Logan asks if he’s wearing his cat onesie

#LET PATTON WEAR HIS CAT ONESIE 2K17

MY SON IS PURPLE and if you think that ISNT going to be my new header, you are very wrong

the cute little “ooh!” face Roman makes when he sees Virgil’s new outfit

the adORABLE SQUEAL PATTON DOES AT SEEING VIRGIL’S OUTFIT AND THEN THE WAY HIS SQUEAL TURNS INTO A COUGH AND ROMAN JUST ASKS “You good, Patton?” and Patton’s just, “I got over-excited”

R:”That is magnificent” V:*smirks and sighs* R:”How you’ve managed to become even angstier” V:”Oh, okay.” *shoulders sag* R:”Nonono! If that’s what you want to rock then you rock it, sir! Who needs a Hogwarts house when you have your own hog-wild style! I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore.” V:”Yeah, it is uh, pretty hog wild.” *snorts* MY PRECIOUS SON SNORTING IS MY NEW FAVE THING

L:”I say we can call it a day, we’re done swapping looks” R:”And talking books!” L:”I prefer reading on a nook” R:”That response has me shook” P:”Would you look at the time on the... clook”

R:”Boy, it’s a good thing that all this Harry Potter merchandise is just a figment of Thomas’ imagination that he can just freely conjure up!” L:”Oh I know, could you imagine how much money one would have to spend in order to have all these things for one simple video?” R, L, and P: *laughing* V:*looks at camera like he’s on the office* L:”Crofters”