#idk memory is a MONSTER and all of this is colored with nine years of confirmation bias and bitterness and retellings

[moonshynecybin]

does vale just have like wildly low emotional intelligence to be this delusional about their fallout (he’s ignoring like. large swaths of context for 2015 i think. like it’s crazy that his and marc’s stories are so wildly mismatched not just in terms of content but also in terms of TIMELINE) or are his unique trauma responses to a tough childhood and fame and competing in god’s most awful death sport just insanely damaging. wait just answered my own question. um.

[im-like-if-a-girl]

*THE* mean-girl-dean-girl's Supernatural reboot MEGAPOST!

I'm gonna stick a little "keeping reading" here because hoooooo boy, this is a very long post.

Let's start with

Plot

Season 1

Dean kills John while they are out on a hunt in a crime of passion, but Dean doesn't remember because he blacked out. Cue Dean going to Stanford to get Sam and tell him "Dad's on a hunting trip... and he hasn't been home in a couple days."

The audience doesn't know what happened to John, but slowly figures it out with Dean and Sam as Dean slowly remembers what happened that night.

The entire first season, the boys are following the trail John left and fighting monsters as well. They find out Dean was with John, Sam realizes Dean has an unreliable memory, they have heart to hearts about their childhood and the fire, they find John's body, "how could you kill Dad?" but maybe Dean didn't kill dad, whooaaaaaa, misdirection.

It was actually good ole yeller eyes (Azazel) and he made it look like Dean killed John.

Okay, now let's move on to the first episode

Not sure how the opening would work, I would like the story of the fire to be revealed over the course of the first season, but maybe the opening scene could be a little bit of an establishing character relationships and backstory, idk, I haven't thought that far yet.

I'm thinking maybe it's like, Dean gets back to a motel room covered in blood and he listens to a voicemail on his phone from John saying he was on a hunt or something, I don't really know lol.

HOWEVER

I do know that after the intro rolls, we get a scene of Sam waking up to his alarm and "Nine to Five" by Dolly Parton starts playing.

Y'all know where this is going.

Cue a montage of Sam's normal Stanford college life (him sitting through lectures, walking through the campus with friends) spliced with scenes of Dean absolutely slaughtering a nest of vampires (or some other monsters, whatever works best.)

But

Now onto

Characters!!! (And descriptions)

Dean Winchester

Some lovely person on this site made edits of Dean with platinum blond hair and it made me feel some kind of way so we're doing that, homie's gonna have platinum blond hair

Side note about the hair, later when the brothers are running from the FBI he dyes it a dirty blond/light brown (insert jackles hair color controversy here) as a disguise.

He also gets tattoos because we were robbed.

Speaking of tattoos, concept: when Dean comes back from Hell, all of his tattoos are gone. His body is a clean slate, devoid of tattoos, scars, etc. So he gets his tattoos done all over again, which he doesn't mind because he made some bad, drunk tattoo decisions in his youth.

(And before you ask, yes, he does get one for Cas, either a bee or Cas's name in enochian, something cute.)

Dean goes to therapy after Sam gets sent to the Cage.

It's actually court mandated because he got in trouble, lol, he would never go to therapy on his own.

Along with the hair, Dean gets to be the grade A twunk we all know he is.

Sam Winchester

His hair gets longer in every scene he's in

No jk, but imagine

King of Microaggressions

Sam starts off like the sweetheart he is in season 1 but in later seasons he starts enjoying killing a little too much...

It's that demon blood, ba-by!!!

He brings up issues of morality to Dean, i.e. killing monsters who aren't hurting anyone. (Yes I know this is contradictory to my previous statement, but these two facets of Sam can and will coexist.)

Sam and Jess's relationship is explored further, meaning we'll need to start with a different inciting incident, but that's fine, I think everyone can agree fridgings are *(thumbs down)*

Sam doesn't truly know what happened the night of the fire until later, and then he understands why Dean is so protective of him.

Jess

She gets to live beyond the first episode

She is also trans

No, I don't feel like I have to explain myself and I won't 💜

She urges Sam to join Dean in a search for their brother, kind of gets pulled into the hunter lifestyle by association lol.

She dies on a rusty nail after fighting vampires on a routine hunt with Sam

No jk!!!

But imagine....

She's amazing and I love her and Lucifer also uses her as leverage against Sam and possesses her because I think that'd be cool.

She supports Sam 100% and also she and Dean are buddies, pals if you will.

She meets Cas Thee El and immediately she Knows, that is a homosexual.

She dies still so that we can have a Saileen Endgame but she's not dying the first episode or in a fridging. Not on my watch.

Castiel

He gets to keep his raw, light-fixture-exploding power.

I want more of that "I pulled you out of hell, I can throw you back in" energy except over dumb shit like Dean not cleaning up after himself.

He looks like a Dilf in every scene he's in, yeah, that's right, dilf with a capital D for *(GUNSHOTS)* *(gets sent to horny jail)*

Claire

She gets pink hair

And more time with Cas

And maybe a nose piercing

Feel like she should be able to kill a couple angels onscreen, punch a couple homophobes

She gets to meet Jack and teaches him swears and fun slang words.

She deserves it.

Jack

I says "that's my baby and I'm proud."

Jack starts off as a baby, but like Amara he grows up super quickly.

Like, baby to 11 year old in a couple days or less.

This is because Jack's emotional age on the show is on par with that of a 5th grader.

It's at this point when he's a young kid that he runs away from the Bunker and shenanigans ensue.

It's also at this point that Dean threatens to k*ll him.

(Still not sure if I want that in my Supernatural (threatened infanticide? In my Supernatural? It's more likely than you think) but we'll see. We'll see.)

Throughout a majority of season 13, Jack is like an 11 y.o. kid

Season 14 he's like a 16 y.o. teenager

Season 15 he's 21, you get the picture.

Listen, I love Alex Calvert a lot. He's great.

But Jack is a child and should be a child.

Kelly Kline

Kelly, baby, stay right where you are, you're perfect.

Eileen

SHE DOESN'T DIE

SHE GETS TO BE IN THE FINALE BECAUSE SHE'S AMAZING AND I LOVE HER.

BLURRY WIFE WHO? I ONLY KNOW SAILEEN ENDGAME!

She teaches Claire and Jack swears in sign-language. Castiel is not impressed.

John

J*hn W*nchester stans, DNI.

He's dead.

We only see him in flashbacks and only sometimes hear his voice in voice overs.

He's not "down the road" from Dean in Heaven, in fact he instead gets to wander around in some Purgatory like Hell for the rest of his time :)

People who get to say "fuck" on the show:

Cas (but only Once)

Jody

Bobby

Now onto other things

I want more of

Ghostfacers

(they need more screentime because I love them)

Dean/Benny

We know they had a thing.

They definitely had a thing.

Demon Dean

Again, I feel like more should've been done with this. All that build up for what, 2 episodes? was not utilized well at all.

Dean's Bisexuality

Straight Dean truthers DNI, my Supernatural is a show about love and being true to yourself

You think Supernatural is a show about 2 straight brothers fighting monsters?

Naw bitch, this is a show about the Gay Experience

He will get to have relations with men on this show.

Of course, only after John dies does he, y'know, display it. Maybe he kisses Cas on his dad's grave just to fuck John over, make him roll in grave.

We all agree John would be/is a homophobe piece of shit, right?

Okay, glad we're on the same page.

Dads

3 men and a baby with Jack is what I'm saying.

I love it when the Trio are father-figures to younger troubled characters they see themselves in, even better if it's like reluctant-but-loving father figure, oh, that trope gets me every time :'^)

Dadstiel and DadDean are my favorites, but I like it when Sam plays "Uncle Sam" to kids too lol.

"Fellas, is it gay to want a tight knit family with your husband, his son, his vessel's daughter, your brother, his wife, your cop mother figure and her wife and their adopted daughters? Asking for a friend."

Garth

Biggest flaw of Supernatural was underutilizing Garth.

I will never not be bitter that Garth was only in like, 7 episodes out of the whole 15 season series.

Every episode with Garth gets immediately 5 times better.

I love Garth.

Follow ups on characters who had entire episodes featured around them and then just... vanished???

This is mostly about Jesse, the magic kid whose imagination ruled an entire town like, his daddy was a demon and nothing came of that kid??? Only one episode about him?? No follow up???

KID CAN MANIPULATE REALITY AND WE'RE NOT GONNA GET A FOLLOW UP ON THAT?????

Uh, there was that one episode with Ennis the guy whose girlfriend was killed by a monster? I think?? Who we never see again, that was weird.

Tamara from season 3, episode 1.

And of course-

Cassie

She was so cool, and then we never saw her again :////

She gets to be a badass.

Religious imagery

As a former Catholic school student who has become for the most part, disillusioned with religion, religious imagery in TV shows like Supernatural make my brain go "brrrrrr."

Fun episodes!!!

Like, after season 6 or so, there's a drop in funny episodes

I'm talking Changing Channels, The French Mistake type stuff. (Scoobynatural is an outlier and should not be counted.)

So anyway

In my version we would have more fun episodes

I'm thinking

GENDER-SWAP EPISODE, BABY!!

(why they didn't do that in the original, we'll never know.)

An episode where Dean gets to wear eyeliner

That's it, end of post.

I want less

Racism

Yeah I feel like this is self explanatory, nearly every reoccurring character in SPN is white, and black side characters normally die in the episode they first appear in, or they'll be featured as a villain (Uriel, Raphael, Billie, etc)

Also there's a lot of... uh... asian fetishism featured in the show (what with "Busty Asian Beauties) that's really gross, also Kevin was a bit of a stereotype...

Also also it's super yucky how they kill the gods from other religions like???? Uh??? That's super disrespectful, let's not do that????

I know Supernatural is like, inherently racist because monsters are a separate race that are seen as some dangerous "other" that must be eradicated by hunters in a form of genocide-

Okay we won't get into that but

Still

Stop killing all your POC

Fridgings/Unecessary murders of female characters

I know Supernatural starts with a fridging, so this will be a hard thing to remedy, but

One death that really pissed me off was the death of Charlie

Yeah, that was pointless and we're not doing that. Charlie gets to live and be an awesome aunt to Jack.

And also Claire

Charlie Bradbury Superiority

Charlie and Garth get to meet because they're nerd/geek solidarity.

British Men of Letters

I fucking hate these guys

They're "litcherally" the worst.

The worst part is that the actors they have playing the British AREN'T. EVEN. BRITISH.

And you can tell

Uh, and that's all for now, I'll add more later.

tag list for people who liked my "if this post gets one like I'll post my SPN reboot masterpost" post.

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Thank you for the support, hope the wait was worth it.

[justanotherboyinblue]

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? spotify!! 

is your room messy or clean? ...depends if i don’t have company, or i haven’t been made to clean it, it’s relatively messy. well. it’s not messy to me, because i know where everything is and why things are...not...put away, but messy to Literally Everyone Else

what color are your eyes? brown!

do you like your name? why? i Love my name mostly because i chose it and i like how it sounds I Just Think It’s Neat

what is your relationship status? taken! i have two beautiful partners that i love very very much

describe your personality in 3 words or less Chaotic Disaster Gay

what color hair do you have? also brown dkjbsgalk

what kind of car do you drive? color? i don’t drive! don’t have my license yet

where do you shop? anywhere and everywhere alksjdb meijer? ig?

how would you describe your style? Grunge

favorite social media account discord! ‘s how i talk to my babies :3

what size bed do you have? a twin! v comfy, v bouncy

any siblings? unfortunately two brothers both are Assholes

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? switzerland honestly first of all, lgbtq+ has been legal there since 1942 like look at them Go oh my gosh also! i love german, it’s such a fascinating language but the biggest reason? that’s where moje rojena wants to live

favorite snapchat filter? i don’t have snapchat, and don’t really plan to kjasbdl

favorite makeup brand(s) don’t wear it! the only thing i use is chapstick lmao a wonderful vanilla chapstick by Eos

how many times a week do you shower? sometimes every night, but mostly every other night! so three or four

favorite tv show? oh gosh there are so many she-ra is probably at the top i love supernatural, and elementary, bbc sherlock, person of interest, steven universe there are a bunch of amazing shows i love!

shoe size? i think i wear like a ten and a half quadruple e do with that as you will

how tall are you? 5′4 i think probably

sandals or sneakers? flip flops!! or barefoot kadjbsgl

do you go to the gym? i don’t think i’ve ever even seen the inside of a gym

describe your dream date cuddle pile some show or movie on tv So Many Blankets but the most important thing the Most Important thing is that my babies are with me and that’s all i really need

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? i don’t have any cash, but i have like a little over $50 on my card

what color socks are you wearing? white with gray designs

how many pillows do you sleep with? normally three, but i’ll bring in another three if i want to build a Nest:tm:

do you have a job? what do you do? no job! i think my first job will be working at my local library

how many friends do you have? uhhhhhhh no idea a dozen? idk maybe half a dozen i really have no idea, and i have a horrible memory

what's the worst thing you have ever done? I Will Not Divulge Such Information

what's your favorite candle scent? there’s this one candle we have that’s tide+kelp scented but it just smells like a speedstick it’s awesome

3 favorite boy names Leo (obviously) Tobias Axel

3 favorite girl names L(again, obviously) Celeste i’ve always loved the name Andromeda as well! 

favorite actor? Ezra Miller!! they’re a nonbinary icon, first of all, and they’re an amazing actor in my opinion! they’re Credence in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and Barry in Justice Leauge

favorite actress? hmmmmmmmmmm probably Margot Robbie tbh love her stuff also? have you seen the trailer for Birds of Prey? we Stan

who is your celebrity crush? don’t have one kjdsablg

favorite movie? oh gosh I Cannot Choose A Favorite Anything Okay i love Avatar(the one with the blue aliens not the Disgrace Of A Movie), and The Dark Knight, Captain Marvel, Abominable, and so many others

do you read a lot? what's your favorite book? i do! i used to read almost a full book every day Finding Me by Katheryn Cushman is really good, and so is Five Feet Apart, i love the Divergent series too!

money or brains? brains duh, if you’re smart you can make more money but if you’re an idiot with money what happens when you run out

do you have a nickname? what is it? not really kjabdsga my partners have their nicknames for me of course, but with my actual name you can’t have a lot of nicknames Leo calls me Q, i’ve been called Stefano and Viktor, one friend used Quimberly for a while akjfgbslkdfg

how many times have you been to the hospital? other than when i was born, i think only the once!

top 10 favorite songs Here We Go sweet tooth-Scott Helman adderall- Max Frost bambi- Hippo Campus roxxane- Arizona Zervas grixtronics- GRiZ iSpy- KYLE truth hurts- kidz bop (fuck off it slaps) walk man- TMG mr.clean- Yung Gravy peach scone- Hobo Johnson

do you take any medications daily? nope! 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) definitely oily

what is your biggest fear? Ya Boi Out Here With Abandonment Issues

how many kids do you want? i’ll stick with my fur babies thank you very much

what's your go-to hairstyle? in my face covering my right eye so i can’t see with it because it annoys my mother and i think i look Hot

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) medium i would think? we don’t have a second floor or a finished basement, but i’ve never had to bunk with either of my brothers so

who is your role model? no one specific! just, kind people, yk? 

what was the last compliment you received? i think it was on...monday? when Leo kept telling me i was adorable XD

what was the last text you sent? to a gc with my partners saying i was going mia because I Have The Right To Not Interact With Anyone For Several Days And Watch Movies  no i will not be taking criticism

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? like somewhere from seven to nine i think i have no idea dude, i have the memory of a goldfish

what is your dream car? .... 1967 black chevy impala

opinion on smoking? bad for you, love the smell, not gonna tell you to stop, will just worry quietly in the corner because i won’t tell you what to do with your life

do you go to college? nope! still in high school, i probably won’t go to college tbh

what is your dream job? owning my own bookstore! with a cafe a cat cafe i have it planned out to a concerning degree

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? i’ve lived in one place my entire life and it’s on the side of the highway with no neighbors so Suburbs Be Like Scary

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? oh absolutely

do you have freckles? no and i’m salty about it

do you smile for pictures? of course! never with my teeth tho because my canines are halfway up my face :)

how many pictures do you have on your phone? don’t have a phone! i have a Whole Bunch on my computer though

have you ever peed in the woods? did not work out tried once Never Again

do you still watch cartoons? of course i do i’m gay it’s legally required

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonald's? i’ve never had McDonald's nuggets but Wendy’s has the best for sure

Favorite dipping sauce? ranch or campfire sauce

what do you wear to bed? pajamas???? in winter it’s long sleeve tees with fuzzy pants in summer it’s basketball shorts and whatever twenty-year-old shirt i can find in my closet

have you ever won a spelling bee? i’ve never entered one so no homeschool for the win

what are your hobbies? Anything On A Screen and books mostly books on a screen but i’ll occasionally pick up a paperback also food and swimming

can you draw? s o m e t i m e s

do you play an instrument? i played guitar for a while, but i broke one of the strings and don’t have the tools to replace it i really want a ukelele

what was the last concert you saw? i went to a college campus for four days with my youth group, and a band named Sing Love played every night

tea or coffee? Neither

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Also Neither i’ve been to starbucks one time and it was the most disappointing drink i’ve ever had i am a loyal biggby customer  even though i haven’t been there in over a year

do you want to get married? not in the traditional sense i couldn’t even if i wanted to because the us said No Polyam Rights

what is your crush’s first and last initial? L.R. + L.G.

are you going to change your last name when you get married? probably! or we’ll both take a new one together

what color looks best on you? warm colors!! i do look Fabulous in a nice cool forest green though

do you miss anyone right now? Of Course I Do I’m In A Long Distance Relationship With Two People

do you sleep with your door open or closed? closed if it was open my asshole cat would eat all my hair ties and my fairy lights

do you believe in ghosts? nope! 

what is your biggest pet peeve? uh people who assume? ig?

last person you called? Leo XD

favorite ice cream flavor? mint chocolate chip!!

regular oreos or golden oreos? The Golden Ones  they taste like lemon even if they’re not the lemon ones i love it

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? i don’t like sprinkles because i’m a Monster

what shirt are you wearing? i’m Not It’s Hoodie Season

what is your phone background? my tablet backgrounds are Leo and L because i’m a Sap

are you outgoing or shy? Both i’m getting a lot better in the confidence department, but i still get nervous and overwhelmed sometimes!

do you like it when people play with your hair? I Cry Every Time and so does Leo it’s adorable

do you like your neighbors? if i did i would hate them because i Can

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? not outside of the shower

have you ever been high? nope

have you ever been drunk? nope

last thing you ate? leftover itallian mac n cheese

favorite lyrics right now ..... ................. raindrops on rose and whiskers on kittens~ sTICKING-

summer or winter? winter!!

day or night? night, of course

dark, milk, or white chocolate? milk! or dark with sea salt

favorite month? hm maybe august because it’s just starting to get cold, but you can also still swim on the warm days

what is your zodiac sign pisces! as i’m sure is obvious

who was the last person you cried in front of? my mother Because Leaving Me Alone For Five Minutes Is Impossible

thank you Luxet for the questions!

[purplesurveys]

543

How many times have you ever ridden an elephant? Once, in Bali. I was around 15 and didn’t know any better. I wouldn’t do it again. Do you like cobblers? As far as I know those things have fruit in them, so no. What do you think about Lord of the Rings? Never followed the trilogy; I tried reading it but was BORED out of my mind from the very first book. I do remember having a PS2 game of LOTR and watching my cousins and uncles play – was pretty fun and gave me lots of memories from childhood. What kind of cup did you last drink out of? It was a plastic cup that resembles glass. Do you currently have any cuts or scrapes? Nope.

Did you like Barney as a child? Did I like Barney? Honestly it was all I ever watched as a kid, other than Magic English and repeats of Toy Story and Finding Nemo, hahaha. I think we had all the Barney DVDs, too. What color vacuum do you use? We don’t use a vacuum anymore but we used to own a very big and bulky white one. Do you have a lot of clothes hangers in your house? Yes. Have you ever been in a Latin class? Nope. I never had to take a foreign language elective and I’m also not sure if my school even offers Latin. Have you ever had bubble gum stuck in your hair? Yeah, when I was like 5. Weirdly enough it was easy to remove it, though. Is there any pet hair stuck to your clothing? Right now, no. What do you smell? Nothing significant in particular. Have you ever watched The Gremlins? I have not. What is your favorite type of seashell? I don’t have a favorite; I find them all pretty. Do you love 3-D movies? Waste of money. The movies are just as good when watched in 2D, and you even get to save 100-200 bucks. But ya know, whatever floats your boat. Have you ever used Proactiv? No. Is your cell on charge? It is, but from my laptop because I’m also charging the latter and there’s only one charging port available from where I’m sitting. Do you like dirt or sand better? Sand is fun to play with. When's the last time you had a hamburger? Tuesday. Do you own an iHome? I don’t. Do you own a BEST FRIEND charm or firgurine? No. What do you think about rainbows? I think they’re pretty. I feel nice when I do see them. Are you wearing anything on your head right now? I've put on my hairtie to style my hair in a ponytail. Are you watching cartoons? Not at the moment. Do you own a pet spider? I don’t, and I’ve never had a pet spider. Do you like mouthwash? Idk, I don’t really use it. Have you ever used a Ped-Egg? I have no idea what this is. Do you like Olay products? Nope...I don’t use skincare products, period. Have you ever gone on a cruise? Yep, I have. Do you use green pens? When correcting papers, sure. Do you own anything that has a striped pattern on it? I have shirts that have striped designs. Do you watch Wheel of Fortune? I don’t. They don’t air it here so I don’t really have a reason to want to watch it. Are there any fake tattoos on you? No, I haven’t done this since I was like 14 lol. When's the last time you saw your grandpa? Father’s side, last September. Mother’s side, 2015. Is there a rocking chair in your house? No. Do you call your animals "baby names"? Huh?? What does ‘baby names’ mean? Why does George Lopez say "I GOT THIS!!" in that voice? ??? Do you have homework? Yes but don’t remind me lmao this day is for taking surveys onlyyy. Have you ever gone to a Monster Truck show? No, that sounds really boring for me. Well, have you ever seen the Nutcracker? Nope, but I would love to. Where did you get your bed sheets? Pretty sure my mom got them from a department store. Do you always use manners? Of course. Have you ever been stood up? I don’t think so. Are your lips chapped? No, they aren’t. Have you ever been kicked in the throat? Wow, that’s terrible but no. Do you own a fishtank? I don’t. When is the last time you were sick? I have no idea; I barely get sick. It was sometime in high school, definitely. Do you like the song "Barbie Girl"? Not really, but I don’t actively hate it. What do you usually order from Taco Bell? I get one of their burritos, but tbh I’ve only ever been to Taco Bell twice that I can’t even call their burritos my usual. If you have a cell, is it touch screen? Yes. Do you own a feather boa? No. Are you allergic to peanuts? I am not. Do you wear ribbons in your hair? No, I wouldn’t know how to tie them. I think they’d look pretty on me, though. Did you get into the Livestrong bracelet kick? Never did. How many pictures are on the wall of the room you are in? There’s five pictures and two paintings on my bedroom walls. Do you use cheat codes on video games? I used cheats on my Grand Theft Auto games. Have you ever gone mudding on a fourwheeler? I have not. Is there a rolly chair in your bed room? No. What is your favorite flavor Jolly Rancher? Ugh this survey is such a drag skskksksksk I have not tried Jolly Ranchers ever. Who is your favorite super hero? I don’t like any of them. Who is your favorite Villan? I don’t have a favorite Villan. Have you ever been to a church camp? No that sounds insanely boring. Is there a trampoline in your back yard? There isn’t, and we never had one. Have you ever played Dance Dance Revolution? A few times before at Kaira’s place. I hate dancing though so I usually let my other friends hog the game instead. Have you ever swam in a creek? Nope. Do you enjoy running? When I was younger, sure; that’s why I took up track for a couple of years. Then I found out it wasn’t the sport for me because my endurance is just terrible. How long has it been since you last slept? It’s been around eight or nine hours. What are your thoughts on Myspace? Iconic, I guess, but I was always too young for it. It was dying by the time I joined it. What is the last thing you dropped? My phone charger. How many nickels are in your posession? I don’t have any nickels and I’ve never had. Is the sound on your laptop or computer turned off? Nope, it’s turned on right now. How many items do you have in your "favorites"? You mean my bookmark bar? A ton. I have important links, articles to read, quirky websites I don’t want to forget, and even my own bookmark folder for surveys that I save for future reference hahaha. Would you ever slide down a razor blade slide into a pool full of alcohol? What the fuck. What is the last infomercial you saw? I recently saw a HILARIOUS ad for a local water dispenser that was styled as an infomercial. How many magnets are on your refrigerator? Too many. My dad technically travels for a living and he has always bought magnets from every single city he’s been in. He’s been to every continent except for Africa and Antarctica, I think. How many keychains do you own? I’m not really fond of collecting them. JM did give each of us Ferrari keychains from his recent trip to Singapore for the F1 races, however they’re called. Do you own anything with a peace sign on it? I’m not entirely sure, but I don’t think I do. Have you ever been to Johnny Rocket's? I went there, once. There was a time when Tumblr decided that Johnny Rockets was a cool retro place for the hipsters, so I asked my mom to take us there. Food sucked and was WAY too expensive. How many stuffed animals are in your room? None. Was never into them. Look up, then to the right. What do you see? The wall and a small TV. Have you ever done the "Cupid Shuffle". No. Do you know how to do the Solja Boy dance? I know how, I just won’t dance it lmao. Are you currently being stalked by anyone? As far as I know, no lol. When is the last time you wore shorts? Right now. Do you like elevators or escelators? Escalators. Have you ever layed on a tampur pedic? No. Have you ever been in Karate? No. What color is the nearest lampshade? There aren’t any in this place in the house. Is there anyone in the room with you? I’m in the dining room, but my sister is in the living room which is just super nearby. How long has it been since you've eaten a Reese's? 2-3 weeks ago.

When is the last time you went to Walmart? Never. Do you own any body glitter? I don’t. What brand of hair straightner do you own, if you own one? I don’t have one. What is your favorite brand of chips? PRINGLES What time was it 20 minutes ago? 3:51 PM. When is the last time you pet an animal? A few minutes ago. Do you own anything from Aeropostale? No. Did you have fun with this survey? Meh. Was it random, or no? It was random, but I didn’t know 2/5 of the things that were being talked about and it was almost purely yes or no.

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Anime Recommendations part 2

guess who’s back for more anime recommendations. some asked for more so here I am. part 1 can be found here btw if you’re new

Note that I only listed underrated or forgotten animes that I watched and enjoyed every minute of it and you may be too

91 Days

Lets start with some heavy stuff y'all

91 Days is set during the Prohibition era and tells the story of the protagonist Angelo.

As a child Angelo has witnessed the death of his family who all have been slaughtered by a mafia family. Losing everything he holds dear, he leaves both his name and hometown behind, adopting the new identity of Avilio Bruno. Years later he finally has his chance for revenge when he receives a mysterious letter prompting him to return to his home town and to kill all who are at fault for the tragedy of his family.

(idk I thought that this one is famous but turned out that only a few watched it?? that one is so good idk ??)

Zankyou no Terror/Terror in Resonance

(Idk why people thing this is underrated?? That one watched almost everyone when it aired??)

This one is also a heavy anime so be prepared. (I’m not joking be prepared)

Tokyo has been hit by a terrorist attack that has devastated the city and The only evidence of the culprits is a cryptic video uploaded to the Internet. Unbeknownst to the authorities is that the terrorist masterminds are two teenaged boys: Nine and Twelve who should not even exist. Their plan: to "wake up the world" with their heinous plans of destruction, with their fingers on the trigger.

btw im not pluffing their names are nine, twelve and one is even called five

Death Parade

Imagine that after death, there is no heaven or hell, only a bar. 

Yeah you read right a bar. A bar that stands between reincarnation and oblivion. There, Decim will challenge the deceased to a random game in which his/her/they fate of either ascending into reincarnation or falling into the void will be wagered. Whether it's bowling, darts, air hockey you name it, each person's true nature will be revealed in a ghastly parade of death and memories, dancing to the whims of the bar's master. Welcome to Quindecim my friend.

(BTW do not be fooled by the opening if you decided to watch this, I warned you)

Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun/My Little Monster

Ok here some light stuff ^^ Tnkk is a shoujo and one of my fav shoujo tbh.

Shizuku Mizutani, (who kinda looks like Maka from Soul Eater somehow) is only caring about her grades but her cold view of life begins to change when she meets Haru Yoshida, a troublemaker. Sounds like those typical story lines but behold. He’s not much different from her. He also understands little about human nature and does not have any friends. Much to her surprise, he proclaims that she will be his friend and immediately confesses his feelings towards her upon meeting her. 

This one is very funny and not that cliché shoujo you would expect and I binge watched it in a day and would recommend 11/10 bc Haru is a precious cinnamon roll who should be protected at all costs

I mean just look at him-

Psycho Pass

Another heavy one (I think I have another type lol). 

This anime is set in the 22nd century where the Sibyl System, a very powerful network of psychometric scanners, actively measures the minds and mentalities of civilised populations. With other words if you are a bad person you do not go to jail, nah you will be eliminated.

Into this world steps our main heroine Akane Tsunemori. However, as she works alongside bae I mean Shinya Kougami, she soon learns that the Sibyl System's judgments are not as perfect as her fellow Inspectors assume. 

This got 2 seasons and a movie and let me tell you you better watch this because this one will get you hooked !!

Tokyo Ravens

Romance? Check. Magic? Check. Mystery? Check.  Very underrated? Double Check.

Onmyodou magic was once a powerful technique which was used by the Japanese during World War II. Later, infamous onmyoji Yakou Tsuchimikado performed a ritual, which goes horribly wrong and the result of this becomes what is now known as the "Great Spiritual Disaster", an incident which haunts the entire Japanese continent to date. 

Our boy Harutora, who is a member of the Tsuchimikado's branch family once promise Natsume, the heir of the Tsuchimikado's main family and Yakou’s reincarnation, to protect her as her familiar. However, turned out Harutora has no talent for magic and chooses to live a normal life instead. But when a prominent member of the Onmyou Agency attempts to recreate the same experiment which led to Japan's downfall, he decides to make good on his word and fight by Natsume's side.

Your lie in April/Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso

Here I introduce you to a masterpiece that will ruin you. Like literally ruin you. I'm not even exaggerating, I told my best friend to watch this and she did not talk to me for 2 days.

Our boy Kousei Arima was strictly taught how to play the piano and meticulously follow the score by his mother, to the point where he dominated every competition he entered with ease and he became one of the best piano players. However, after his mother suddenly dies everything went downhill and had to quit the music industry. 

Two years later, Kousei lives a monotonous life with his childhood friends supporting him. But he still  continues to cling to music, although performing is still an impossibility for him. This is until his unexpected encounter with our girl Kaori Miyazono, a violinist who performs freely without the dictations of a score. A story of friendship, love, music, and a single lie, Kousei's life begins to change and gain color as Kaori helps him to take up music again.

(note: if you decide to watch this pls do not hate me)

Boku dake ga Inai Machi/Erased

Another dark one nice. Our protagonist Satoru Fujinuma has a special gift. He finds himself sent back several minutes before an accident occurs. He has taken advantage of this mysterious phenomenon to save many lives. 

However, when he is wrongfully accused of murdering someone close to him, he is sent back to the past once again but 18 years in the past. Soon, he realizes that the murder may be connected to the abduction and killing of one of his classmates Kayo Hinazuki, that took place when he was a child and he tries to prevent the death of his classmate while protecting those he cares about in the present.

Idk why I decided to watch this but let me tell ya my poor heart was not ready while watching this. I recommend this 11/10.

Kyoukai no Kanata/Beyond the Boundary

ok so pls drop everything what your doing and go watch this if you didn’t. pls do yourself a favor.

KNK is about Mirai who is the sole survivor of a clan of Spirit World warriors with the power to employ their blood as weapons. Yeah you read right blood is their weapon. As such, Mirai is tasked with hunting down and killing creatures called youmu, who are basically manifestations of negative human emotions. One day,  Mirai comes across Akihito Kanbara, a rare half-breed of youmu in human form. In a panicked state, she plunges her blood saber into him only to realize that he's an immortal being. From then on, the two form an impromptu friendship that revolves around Mirai constantly trying to kill Akihito, in an effort to boost her own wavering confidence as a Spirit World warrior. 

I’m not biased I swear but this anime is so aesthetically pleasing im livin-

Ok so thats it. Like last time I did not include popular anime series that like 99% of us watch/ed like boku no hero academia/my hero academia, tokyo ghoul, gintama, satsuriko no tenshi/angels of death, cells at work, black clover etc.

[dmitri-logan]

11 Question Challenge

I was tagged by @bow-weaver (😎👉)

Rules: Answer the 11 questions, write 11 of your own, tag 11 people.

1. Do you like the sound of rain on the windows/roof? On a roof, yes. On windows, sometimes it can hurt my head.

2. Can you ride a horse? The few times I did ride one I managed to stay on, so I guess so yeah!

3. Have you ever been on a farm? Yup, my dad's whole family in Virginia lives on farm after farm. There's also some in the area that I've been to as well.

4. Can you drive a stick-shift? That's a tricky question because legally I'm not allowed to drive at all and we don't own a stick-shift, so idk if I'm any good at it outside of driving around a parking lot. But I have been taught how to drive a stick-shift by a friend's parent fairly recently.

5. What’s your favorite ice cream, if you eat it? Cherry Chocolate Amaretto/Cherry Garcia. It's my go-to.

6. What is your favorite Kid’s Movie? I could watch Moana for ten million years, or Sing. But my favorite kid's movie from when I was growing up is either the Roli Poli Oli Movie or the first Care Bears Movie.

7. Name a song that immediately came to mind. Oh geez, I've got The Kids Don't Wanna Come Home by Declan McKenna stuck in my head rn so that.

8. Is there a TV show you obsess over and, if so, what is it? Brooklyn Nine-Nine or It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. I love B99 because it handles controversial topics that shouldn't be controversial and doesn't even blink. I love It's Always Sunny because they're terrible people and apparently I like to watch the world burn.

9. Are you afraid of the dark? Not so much the dark as my own imagination and the paranormal. I watched Insidious when I was like eleven because I was having a sleepover with my dad's girlfriend's kid and all four of us were watching it, and I've been scarred for life ever since. I still check my ceiling before turning the light off in my room every night and any time I take a Polaroid picture I get a little too anxious about what might be in the developed pic.

10. What’s your favorite monster type? Do I have one? I guess I'd probably go with a classic Wolfman-type werewolf.

11. What’s your favorite historical era? Idk it's all a bunch of wars and racism/sexism but I set that aside probably the 60s because I like The Beatles and the whole hippie free love movement. I also really love VW buses and mini-buses.

11 Questions of My Own

1) What's your favorite eye and hair color combination?

2) What's your go-to candle scent?

3) Are there any books and/or songs you tie to a specific fond memory/time period in your life? If so, what are they?

4) If you were allowed to get rid of one thing in your life and never have to deal with it again, what would you pick?

5) If you could go anywhere in the world with enough funds to get there and back, feed yourself, house yourself, and have a little bit of fun for an entire month, where would you go? To clarify, you don't have unlimited funds, but you have enough funds to where you don't need to worry about how much something costs.

6) Coffee, tea, cider, or hot chocolate?

7) How many different schools have you gone to?

8) If you could learn any language in one day, and be as fluent in that language as you are in your first language, what language would you choose?

9) What is your favorite piece of clothing that you own?

10) How many times have you listened to the first song in your favorite playlist?

11) Would you rather have your own personal library or your own personal museum?

Tagging: @itsyourboykent @dasilvaware @theoriginalspike @dubnyk @zadi-jyne @delicatelyfantasticninja @aplace-to-be-free @ptuukkadactyl @taydoescosplay @sweetiefiend @rosskenrys

[siodymph]

Symmrat Week Day 5

For today's prompt I decided to have it take place from the perspective of an overwatch OC of mine, Fae, looking back at her family's past. Hope you enjoy!

You can also read this on my AO3 if you prefer!

(Also IDK how since i don’t think you have a tumblr anymore, but if you ever find this Shivani I named a character after you and there's nothing you can do about it! Ha ha! (Shivani's an IRL bud of mine since kindergarten.))

Fae always loved looking at Mom and Dad’s photo albums. Going through them one disk at a time always made her feel like she was reading a story through the countless candid shots. A story about family coming together and growing into something bigger, much like the Overwatch organization itself. And even though she didn’t appear in any of the albums until the third disk when she was eight that she still held a place in the story. That her place in the Viswani Fawkes family was real.

The first disk was surrounded Mom and Dad only. The start of their relationship, their work and friendship with the rest of their team. It always made her heart warm, you could just see over the whole course of pictures how her Mom and Dad had slowly fallen deeper in love. One of Fae’s favorite pictures from the disk was a candid shot Aunt Hana always bragged about taking. Apparently Mom had made a joke that had made Dad laugh ridiculously and in the picture her Dad was captured mid-laugh, hands clutching his gut and a wide smile on his face and his hair appeared to be on fire. And her Mom, wearing her old Vishkar uniform watched, beaming with pride. Also it was one of the few pictures with Uncle Hog in it. He’d never liked having his picture taken but this had been one of the few exceptions. She really missed him… And the disk continued to their wedding. It was a small ceremony that took place on the beach in Gibralter. Mom looked absolutely stunning in her wedding dress and Dad looked like an entirely different person from the man she knew with his hair neat and pulled back and stand back-straight in a suit. Fae always loved to play a game of eye-spy with all the old Overwatch members. As everyone was dressed in gowns and suites instead of all their normal armor.

The second disk was baby pictures of her brother and sister, When the Viswani/Fawkes family began to develop and grow. And from this disk her favorite picture was one of her older brother as a small newborn baby sleepy soundly on Dad’s chest somewhere outside the Gibralter base. It was sweet picture but the truer reason she loved it was because while the sight was misleadingly peaceful, when Bo went to find the spot it was actually a ledge 75 feet off the ground. Dad had somehow managed to climb up the entire ledge with a newborn child. Not to mention somehow a picture had been taken of the two of them as well.

Then came Shivani and her album on the third disk. Shivani was a young architect and lawyer protégé with Vishkar when the corporation fell apart. She’d been taken in as an orphan and when the company went under she had no place to go so Mom had taken her under her wing. Now Shivani was like a big sister to her and her siblings. As for Fae this is where her pictures began as well.

She was what the government and media in Australia had dubbed “second-generation omnium survivors”. Kids who had been born out in the wastelands long after the Omnium blew. Kids like her were known to have a melting-pot of genetic mutations and diseases due to being born in such a hazardous world. Most never lived past twenty. Even Fae who managed to luck for the most part in the health department had still been born with her fair-share of scars. If she were lucky enough to grow any hair it was thin and frail and was an off-white peach color. And all across her face and upper torso were these discolorations that made her skin look like it were covered in sores like a leper. She couldn’t remember much of her life in the outback, she knew she must have had some sort of family that kept her alive but even now in her late twenties she could only see blurry faces and endless miles and miles of sandy wasteland in her memories. When she was a kid, Australian finally got its act together to try and solve what they’d dubbed “the post-omnium crisis” and transport people out of the area and into the cities. However they aid had come years too late and the only people they could get to leave the Junkertown were children. Though the news casters always said “second-generation omnium survivors” to make the operation sound like less of a failure. And all these “second-generation omnium survivors” were tossed into overflowing orphanages with little hope of being adopted. Many of them died from unnoticed and untreated medical conditions caused by radiation before they could age out of the agency.

And even though she only possessed a skin-level mutation she’d had a miserable time when she’d been sent to an adoption agency. Other kids said she was diseased, some had even called her a monster. And she hated the way the few families coming in praised for their “altruistic grace in wanting to adopt such wild and unruly poor children” would cringe at her when they were introduced. She had feared that she was never going to be adopted and she have just stayed in Junkertown.

Until one day when she was nine, one very strange-looking family came to the orphanage. The Mom and kids seemed ordinary enough but the Dad walked around on a peg leg and had a robotic arm. She’d never seen anyone in the city have such scrappy looking prosthetics. And there was a second man with them, he was colossal. Bigger than any person she’d seen before, and rounder too. And he wore a leather pig-shaped mask to hide his face. As soon as they saw her they all came over and introduced themselves. Fae had been ready for them to say goodbye and move on to the prettier-looking kids but much to her surprise they stayed with her all day. Playing games with her, listening to her stories, listening to everything she said actually. They’d even taken her out to lunch where ever she liked. And one week later the stacks of paper work began and a few months later she officially became Fae Viswani Fawkes.

Sometimes Fae felt some bitterness that she never had an album like the second disk. She would never know what she looked like as an infant, if she always had her discolorations, or what her parents looked like. But as she looked over disk 3, at the photos of younger her playing with Mom as she made hard-light snowflakes, at her birthday being in awe as Dad used a blowtorch to light the sparkler on her cake, sitting up on Uncle Hog’s shoulders, she still felt this nostalgic warmth and content. She may have had a terrible start but somehow she still ended up in the care of Satya and Jamison Viswani Fawkes. She ended up with a family, that she was loved and cared for. That she had truly come far and that there were more disks of photos yet to be made.

And now she was keeping her family’s legacy alive working alongside them and all her friends in Overwatch. Donning on a mask and taking flight on hard-light wings, supporting her teammates from the air. Trying in the way’s she learned to make the world a better place. Just like her Mom and Dad and Uncle Hog had…

[attickit]

92.

Tagged by the beautiful and talented @aichan11. Sorry, I get like a bit dark-ish like halfway through.

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.

THE LAST:

1. Drink: Plain Tap Water 2. Phone call: A facilitator from my school. 3. Text message: Rims!! ��I think I am going to choke.” 4. Song you listened to: Awake by Jin(BTS). 5. Time you cried: This stumped me. Not sure... Memory’s been crap for the past week. repressed some memory somewhere...

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: Yes. 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Have been kissed and regretted it. That work? 8. Been cheated on: Nah. 9. Lost someone special: Haven’t we all? 10. Been depressed: Currently still stated as yes. Though it has been... Better? Idk. It’s been weird. 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Gotten drunk, yes. Throw up because of it, nope.

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLOURS:

12-14: Blues, Reds, Browns.

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: Yep! If they consider me one as well. 16. Fallen out of love: Nah. 17. Laughed until you cried: Hmm... Within the past two weeks or something. Cause: Whose line is it anyway? 18. Found out someone was talking about you: Heck yes. a fcking btch. 19. Met someone who changed you: Ye. same fcking btch 20. Found out who your friends are: Definitely. Because of that btch. Heh, too much pent up rage for the asswitch 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: no in heck way.

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: All of’vem. Only cause I have facebook for class...  23. Do you have any pets: No, but I wish I do. does kai count?(brutal Jin strikes) 24. Do you want to change your name:  Well... I have my ‘birthname’ that has changed into my current name and there are like ridiculous numbers of nicknames… I think I’m good. 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Don’t fcking remember. 26. What time did you wake up: 4.47 am? 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Talking to peeps. There was something else but I don’t remember. 28. Name something you can’t wait for: Death. My life to be over. Cheesecake. 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: Uhrm... I am uncomfortable. 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: My existence, my whole. My outlook in life about death. Also getting rid of that btch 31. What are you listening right now: Vanishing Paycheck by Stella Jang. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY LISTEN TO HER!!! 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yippity Yip Ye. I have. 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: My continuous existance. Kai. He knows why even though he doesn’t. (refer to 18. He’s an idiot for not realising) 34. Most visited Website: The Tumbs and Youtube.

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME

35. Mole/s: I have a very very obvious one on my thigh... 36. Mark/s: I have tonnes. I have marks from times I scratch too hard (coping mechanism). I have one on my middle finger that’s almost barely visible now from the time I accidentally cut myself (accident I swear). 37. Childhood dream: Musician I believe? 38. Haircolor: Dark brown that looks black. 39. Long or short hair: Just above... Nope, scratch that... Just touching the shoulders. 40. Do you have a crush on someone: Not counting celebrity crush then just one... And I hate it... 41. What do you like about yourself: My need for learning more for interest. 42. Piercings: They all closed up so no. 43. Bloodtype: IDK 44. Nickname: I’ll give you top five; Jins, Jinnie, Princey, Yuyu and Shini (42) 45. Relationship status: Alone . 46. Zodiac: Sun Sign of Fire, Leo 47. Pronouns: He, him, his and all that jazz~ 48. Favorite TV Show: I’ll give you ten; Pushing Daisies, Mythbusters, Brooklyn Nine-nine, BBC Merlin, BBC Sherlock, BBC Doctor Who, White Rabbit Project, Hello Monster (kdrama), After dinner mysteries (jdrama), Galileo (jdrama) 49. Tattoos: I would like one but currently no. 50. Right or left hand: Righteo 51. Surgery: One for my leg. But that was long ago. 52. Hair dyed in different color: Nah. 53. Sport: Cycling, Tennis 55. Vacation: Only been to the neighbours, Indonesia and Malaysia. 56. Pair of trainers: Nikes.

MORE GENERAL (I changed some):

57. Fave foods: Meats are good. Dumplings are great. Certain fishies are awesome. 58. Fave drinks: Milk, tea, occasionally coffee. 59. I’m about to: Go and die. Uh, stare at the ceiling. 61. Waiting for: Death to claim my soul or what’s left of it. For all the events to end. 62. Want: Mr Grim to not take his sweet time to get me back to dad Lucifer. Just to sleep for eternity. 63. Get married: Maybe? Prolly not. 64. Career: Is student. Would like to do something with music/sound.

WHICH IS BETTER

65. Hugs or kisses: Dependent on person. 66. Lips or eyes: Eyes 67. Shorter or taller: Smol is good. Tol is good. 68. Older or younger: Older, cause I need someone to take care of me. If the younger is mature enough then ok. 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: A good tums. 71. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive who knows when to be loud or quiet. 72. Hook up or relationship: Relationship. 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Dependent on situations.

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: Nah 75. Drank hard liquor: Yep 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Lost a pair of glasses but wasn’t my fault. But wasn’t like needed em anyway.  77. Turned someone down: Yes. Quite a few times. 78. Sex in the first date: Yuck, no way. 79. Broken someone’s heart: Ye. I try to have remorse, sorry. 80. Had your heart broken: Romantically? No. 81. Been arrested: No 82. Cried when someone died: Uh, not sure. Maybe? 83. Fallen for a friend: Yes... Killme

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: AHAHAHAHAH. no 85. Miracles: Dependent on situation 86. Love at first sight: I believe in Connection and Familiarity at first sight. 87. Santa Claus: Nope 88. Kiss in the first date: No. 89. Angels: I just wish the one caring for me would take their job seriously.

OTHER:

90. Current best friends name: Rima! AKA Rims. (almost put Junsey and that was a bad choice). 91. Eyecolor: Deep Brown. 92. Favorite movie: I’ll give you three; Kiki’s delivery service, Hacksaw Ridge, Twenty.

Tagging: *shrugs* Do it if you want to~ :3